Ha delle poppe giganti. Intendo davvero delle imponenti tettone. Un vero set di mammellone. Possiede delle tettolone. Imponenti mega tettonone. Un gran bel paio di super mammelosenoni gigantesche super mega extra tettone. Mastodontiche ipergigasupermecro extra poppellone. Ouooouao. Quelle sono davvero un paio di grosse super tettone da mami. Cioè davvero senoni da furgone del latte; macchine del latte così imponenti da causare seri problemi alla schiena. Una coppia di gargantuesche colossali titaniche mastodontiche mongolfiere sessuali, sto parlando di bocciosissime bocciose tettose zinne, vaste titaniche astronomiche divine mostruose elefantine angurie mammarie da milkshake podinose tettose lattiere

Mi sono svegliata simpatica

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I woke up silly today

Favorite meme at the moment: VA BENE LO STESSO! (it's okay anyway!/it's still okay!)

(From this video of Lundini)

You can use it when things aren't exactly as supposed to/perfect, but they're still okay/good. (He said it cause Roma football/soccer team won just by one goal back then but "it was good anyway!", they still won).

Kit Villiers, Susan Villiers, Sandie the whore, sir Thomas Compton, Francis Bacon, Frances Coke, baby Charles& Edward Coke after George&Kate's wedding

Trnaslation: we want not create embarrassment but the groom likes cock

THIS MEME IS IN ITALIAN BECAUSE YES

Melone as the Monster of Florence

Meme source Here

Melone: "If only there was some good in the world and everyone considered himself as their brother there would be less worry and less pain And the world would be much more pleasant"

"Bravo Bravo, noi condividiamo. Ma ora siamo davanti alla corte d'Assise e lei è imputato di sedici omicidi. Lei di questo si deve occupare"

(Agreed,agreed, and we do support that. But now you're standing before the Assize Court and you are charged with sixteen murders. That is what you need to worry about.)

Meme all’italiana #50 (8)

I've been hearing so much about Goncharov lately that I wanted to find out more about it and I couldn't not notice the similarities between Scorsese's movie and the 2020 animated series "Adrian" made by the Italian singer Adriano Celentano. Specially all the themes surrounding Neapolitan Mafia, which are uncannily similar to the evil Mafia International shown in Adrian...

And how the protagonist defeats the villain to save his endangered love interest, also saving the city from corruption!

Now I can't unsee the blatant tribute the authors of Adrian paid to Goncharov 🙏🏻 Truly a shame this animated masterpiece didn't get distributed outside of Italy but I also see that's very rooted to Italian culture so maybe it would've been hard to understand.

If you liked Goncharov it's worth trying to get informed on "Adrian, la Serie Evento" and find out all the controversies -no, wait- memes and shenanigans it brought along.

Hello my always supportive friends, from our dear Planet of Apes! Yes, I'm in Calabria, in my dad's little town, a place called Sersale. This town is quite a new one, she's 400 years old and stuck on a mountain this makes for very tiny alleys. Enter guest starts my brother, cousin, aunt 1 and uncle 1. Aunt 1 want to go to the cemetery and wants me and brother to go with her. Alright, all the happy fam jump into the car (meriva opel) and uncle 1 has the great idea to TRY A NEW ROAD.

So we start climbing in the older part of the town, god knows how the car manages. We ask then for directions to a lady that directs us to a downright going alley called Via Mazzini. We get into that hoping the Gear will hold and always trusting Uncle 1 (he's great and i love him so much, i trust him in EVERYTHING) the alley... starts... getting... even... tighter. We arrive at the tightest place and start scratching with the side mirrors when two ladies of the town 'ambush' us and start screaming encoring aunt 1 and cousin from inside the car. We are stuck.

Brother hops down from the car to go check if it fits, then uncle1, aunt1 and i hop down. The older lady recognizes aunt1 and they start chatting and catching up on 50 years time they hadn't met. Usual climb up, get some almond milk, chatting in sersalese, recognising and recalling siblings, cousins, nieces and nephews, recognising brother and i as 'your little brother's children, how they look alike!' 'yes, claudio, u' piccirillu, remember him?'.

While they catch up i call first aunt 2 who doesn't answer, then dad. Dad calls uncle 2. Dad and uncle2 get to us, we start laughing. i call aunt 2 'becuase eeeh call her amy!'. Dad, brother and I are sent to the mechanic. The mechanic will take 10 to 15 mins to reach us. i communicate as such to the relatives in loco

The epic trio gets back there. aunt 2 joined the party, they're all chatting and laughing together. After a bit Aunt1 and 2, Cousin and I go away, the men™ stay. While we're make our attempt at the flower shop the mechanic arrives and unstucks the car. Uncle 1 and brother rejoin us on the road.

And we live happily ever after! Only in monkeland!

Okay y'all I need help with another meme but this one is to fuck up terfs

I need the Italian Women meme and I don't know how to elaborate except it was trans rights

Please help

oggi mi sento in vena di recuperare questo vecchio meme, un mood decisamente totale (almeno saltuariamente per la mia testa bacata)

tipo, mentre si aspetta l'arrivo di qualcosa (tipo l'esc) o la fine di qualcosa, si può dire "QUANTO MANCAAA??!!" Mi ricordo a scuola a volte qualcuno chiedeva quanto tempo mancasse allo scadere dell'ora di verifica quasi così.

George to Robbie after "the fireplace scene"

it’s okay, i’m Italian

The Italian urge to let Ascanio in on 8th of January