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justjensenanddean · 8 months
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Straight dudes on reddit are at it again, thirsting after Jensen 🤣
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Then they redid the poll, including Jensen 😂😂😂 (reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/16gnj9n/poll_hottest_most_handsome_guy_in_the_boys/)
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braxix · 1 month
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Elrond: I can't legally say I resurrected him, but his body is moving and his soul is controlling it so I don't see a problem.
Annatar: No one else sees a problem with this?
The elves: No. *Awkward shrug*
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thyandrawrites · 9 months
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Reo, to Zantetsu: I only like cool guys!
Nagi, in the background, falling asleep and flopping face first on the table and begrudgingly waking up:
Reo: who do you take me for? As if I'd favor a loser like you. I have standards
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bugoutreviewgirlie · 6 months
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"Detective Cockroach" has me deadddddd
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haystarlight · 1 year
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USA 🇺🇲 kids: My parents are fighting again 😭😭☹️☹️😢😢😥😥
Latin American kids: My parents are fighting again 🤣🤣🤣🍿🍿🍿😆😆😆😆
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skelebab · 6 months
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I was going to say watching people thirst for fictional characters was funny but watching people thirst in general is hilarious
Like girl
What??
Be so fr rn
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arsonicdister · 2 years
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empires sausage saw doublelifes manwhore summer and said he wanted one too
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pinkanonhopes · 10 months
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not me queueing the shit out of posts from random blogs that tumblr recommends
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firstofficerrose · 2 years
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So I have this friend, and she is very, very, very very very smart. She's wonderful, and I love talking with her, but she's truly, terrifyingly smart.
How smart? She's fluent in Latin, entirely as a hobby.
So in the last couple of months, she's been reading through the Percy Jackson books for the first time, which is delightful, because she keeps texting me about them, essentially liveblogging her first impression of these books that she refused to read in middle school because she just wanted to read the source myths instead.
And she loves them! It's great! It's so much fun to watch my friend fall in love with these books I've loved for a little over a decade (I'm feeling old, as I write this, but it really has been that long).
So where this all comes together is when she hit the Heros of Olympus series. You see, there is Latin in HOO, and according to my friend, it is not Good Latin. It is, in fact, Bad Latin.
"That is the worse use of the subjunctive I have ever seen and you don't use that verb to refer to taking up arms, like ever"
"Technically, it's a "correct" translation I just"
"I'm still so upset at the prophecy as it was written in Latin"
"Like. Okay, sure, if you really wanted to use the subjunctive I will accept it if it's for meter or rhyming purposes, but neither hold"
"Ianuam is used for door in the phrase "Doors of Death" and that's such a mundane term to use. I would have chosen portas, at the very least, as it is commonly used for like entrances in general, whereas ianuam means essentially a front door for a house specifically"
"Also, ianuaam isn't even plural!"
"And necem is not even the possessive form!"
"That is Not a genetive noun and it's most certainly not an adjective"
"Filli Romani should be spelled fili romani"
"I almost got angry at it being the nominative plural version of son, but in the double check I did with the dictionary it reminded me that the Vocative Singular is by default the same as the Nominative Plural ending."
"Vocative isn't something that's used often? Like it Exists and it makes sense in the context, surprisingly, but it doesn't crop up very often"
"It also bothers me - perhaps irrationally - that in the translation provided, it was jused as "child of Roman" as opposed to "son of Rome." TECHNICALLY they are interchangeable terms. Technically. But that more speaks to the misogyny of Rome itself and the fact that the masculine terms of the words have over time kind of become synonymous with the gender neutral terms, and given that there IS an explicitly gender neutral word for child, it irks me slightly. However, that's just a small portion of my annoyance, because fili is not spelled with one l"
"Filli just looks ridiculous"
I'm having so much fun with her outrage at Bad Latin.
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jenneferofjengaberg · 2 years
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in the good supernatural that lives in my head season 5 sam and cas got into an all out knockdown brawl just once to solve their issues
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playgrl0 · 2 years
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anon haters are so funny to me bc they take the time out of their day to leave a stupid ass ask in ur inbox and waste their time, and u can just ignore it and they basically talk to themselves it makes me giggle
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whiteshipnightjar · 3 months
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Zoozve, my beloved
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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riacte · 5 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"
just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible
#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order#at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers#90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent#like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries#but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate#and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something#cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare#and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity#and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media#and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons#and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators#instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period#anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives#so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world#(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin#oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value#and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the#important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)
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michellecnstza · 2 months
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good night babe
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