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fishyingrn · 7 months

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Swap AU Aleheather post!!

I love love LOVED (agh I can't say it enough sorry!!) @swinginspaceagebachelorette 's au of TDWT (≧∇≦) ʃ♡ƪ !! It's specifically a swap au between Alejandro and Sierra, and the way she writes Alejandro is just so endearing to read! He's like a golden retriever that has random knowledge! The fact she lowered the psycho-stalker quality is what helped endear his swap personality especially!! I think I already pestered her in her comment section about his personality and appreciating the heck out of her writing there 😹 I doodled a bunch since I just loved her au sm!!!

But before I start dumping doodles I made from the fic, the link to her fic is here ! Make sure you have an AO3 account before you read of course though!!😸

NOW FOR THE DOODLES MAUHAHAHAHHAHA

This is a scene from the fic ♪(^∇^*)! It's from one of the most recent chapters (chapter 29)

Zoom out of the scene lol

I still find it funny and shocking that Heather is able to support the weight of a man over 6 ft on her head 🙀Her head's gotta be made of STEEL! Super scary just how strong it is! Steel is my only conclusion for her head strength.. (Yes I'm not going to acknowledge the shocked Gwen, her issue of the day! she partook in cheating like a gross person and in great irony considering her s1 ordeal with Heather & Trent (* ￣︿￣))

ANYWAYS ONTO THE HC SECTION!!

These hcs are Aleheather centric like the one above since they're cutie patooties in the fic AND it's an Aleheather fic what do u want from me..(～o￣3￣)～

I think it'd be a nice off screen past time that Alejandro info dumps to Heather and she's at least partially listening! The dynamic kind of reminds me of Phineas and Ferb's parents in a sense where the dad infodumps to the mom and she just listens + enjoys it(❁´◡`❁) I LOVE that dynamic btw! It's such an endearing dynamic that to find it in my fav tdi ship is so sweet (to me at least!)

Onto my next hc!

Since Alejandro is taking the place of Sierra in this au, I thought it'd be sweet that he also adopted her hobby of glitter glue crafts. You know who also has a hobby of glitter glue crafts?! HEATHER💥

I'd think in one of Alejandro's off screen infodumps, he talks about his hobby of glitter glue crafts, the techniques and brands related to the aforementioned to Heather! She'd slip out some of her knowledge and love for it, OR she immediately starts rambling back about glitter glue crafts!!

THAT'S RIGHT BABY ( •̀ ω •́ ) !

Swap!Aleheather bonding over GLITTER GLUE CRAFTS 💥💥Ugh just how much more cute can you get with that headcanon?!

Another hc incoming!!

Since Heather always has her hair up in a ponytail in the main series, I thought a nice way to show her trust is with her hair! In general her hair has always been something special to her, that's why she fought for a wig in season 2. Since an AMAZING amount of value is placed on her hair, her showing her trust to Alejandro through her hair would be a nice way to visually show she trusts him! Alejandro basically the only genuine bond she's shown to make in the series, canon and in the fic, so I think the swap hcs make it just all the more sweet (/▽＼) !! In a way, since to Swap-ejandro Heather is just a celebrity crush, this sort of interaction deepens their relationship and his feelings beyond just a celeb crush (❁´◡`❁)

NOW FOR THE LAST HC!

This one isn't an Aleheather hc, but moreso a hc focused on Swap-ejandro's appearance! I think that as a trade off, he's not as physically built as canon Alejandro but instead taller compared to him (which is scary considering canonically Alejandro is 6 ft..) Since he's in the place of Sierra in this AU, he probably has enough strength to fight off baboons, he probably just has a hidden build! In general, Sierra and Alejandro in this AU had their skills and personalities swapped, so as a result their backstories technically were too with some small tweaks! I think this AU has been fun to make a bunch of hcs in, congrats if u got to the end of me convulsively info dumping about my hcs on the awesome au (lll￢ω￢) !

Full credits to the author man! She's mega talented! Please support @swinginspaceagebachelorette's work and any future works from her! o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

Signing off, hope this reaches the right audience!

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vintageshits · 7 months

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no, no, no, hear me out…

THIS Raskolnikov

my sweetheart, my precious husband, my beloved ♡

listens to ULTRAVIOLENCE

he might even jam to the words:

“You talk lots about God

Freedom comes from the call

But that's not what this bitch wants

Not what I want at all”

and I might even sing to him (because why not? it’s my delulu, i get to choose):

“But you haven't seen my man (man)

You haven't seen him (woah-oh)

He's got the fire

And he walks with it

He's got the fire

And he talks with it”

my man always suffering, always in pain always sneaky and secretive, not a single smile, not a single trace of irony…♪my baby lives in shades of cool ♪ 😭🖤

♪ he prays for love, he prays for peace ♪

i mean, i mean…

guess you can say…

♪ he’s pretty when he cries ♪

WHEREAS THIS RASKOLNIKOV

not my favorite but the babygirl of many of you (I get it, tho)

listens to BORN TO DIE

but let’s be f for real, not just born to die, but

✨THE PARADISE EDITION✨

i mean, look a the man!!!

so sassy, so unbothered at times…so

‘Not even they can stop me now

Boy, I’ve been flying over head

Their heavy words can’t bring me down

Boy, I’ve been raised from the dead’

but this boy also has his downs!!!

but they sound more like:

‘I’m tired of feeling like I’m fucking crazy

I’m tired of driving ‘til I see stars in my eyes

All I’ve got to keep myself sane, baby

So I just ride, I just ride’

but instead of riding, my fella would walk, and wander, and walk the streets of Petersburg.

SO, YOUR HONOUR, I REST MY CASE!!!

END OF BRAINROT.

where did this nonsense come from?

Thanks to @sielankowy-nihilizm for this valuable contribution in form of tags.

BYE NOW.

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resurrection-of-soul · 3 months

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Flashback | BIOHAZARD 7

Writer: Akira (日日日)

Characters: Kaoru, Koga, Keito

Kaoru: (There we go. You look like a dummy with no thoughts in that head of yours, but you catch on quick, don't you?) Koga: (Yeah, cause I'm always hangin' around with a certain someone who makes no fuckin' sense. My brain's gotten a bit a' trainin'.)

[ For the best viewing experience, please read directly on my blog! ♪ ]

Time: One hour later.

Location: At the underground live house located in the downtown area near Yumenosaki.

Kaoru: Welcome~♪

Koga: ......

Kaoru: Oh? You're like, totally one of our regulars. You came back again, huh? I know I probably shouldn't be saying this since I'm the one in charge of sales and all, but if you keep coming to shady places like this, your parents are gonna worry about you, y'know~? Well, I don't really care one way or the other. I mean, your actions are your own responsibility, so don't sue the store if anything goes wrong, 'kay?

Koga: Shut up, quit talkin' to me like we're friends. You're just some guy who works here.

Keito: Are you acquainted with Hakaze, Oogami?

Koga: Hakaze? Nope, I didn't even know his name. You friends with him or somethin', Hasumi-senpai?

Keito: We aren't friends, but we are in the same class. This guy's infamous for skipping school, so every time I see him, I end up preaching at him to come to school.

Kaoru: Ack, Glasses-kun is here too!

Keito: You ought to at least know my name by now.

Kaoru: Sorry~ I'm not interested in men's names, so I don't bother remembering them~♪ More importantly, I totally get it now… I was like, this is a really weird pair to be hanging out together, but you two were part of that group that performed the other day, right? Which means you're Sakuma-san's friends. So, he must be the one who called you two out here today.

Keito: …We aren't really friends or anything like that.

Koga: Ehh~? We're friends on paper at least, aren't we? Cause we're DEADMANZ~♪

Koga: (GAAAAAAAH! THIS IS SO ANNOYING~! I wanna retort so bad, but I can't open my mouth of my own volition! This is so damn stressful!)

Kaoru: (H-Heeey~! Koga-kun? Guess you can't hear me after all, huh?)

Koga: (Woah? Is that you, Hakaze-senpai? Where are ya?)

Kaoru: (What do you mean, where? I'm like, right here y'know… Wait, that was you just now, right, Koga-kun?)

Koga: (Duh, who else?)

Kaoru: Haha. There's a lot of people here, so why don't we go talk in the back? The client this time around is me, or rather, this underground live house I run. I've got a liiittle problem that I need you, DEADMANZ, to solve for me—

Koga: (Hey! Can ya not hear me after all? Why the hell are ya ignorin' me to go on about that shit?!)

Kaoru: (...Ohhh~ So that's how it is.) (Koga-kun, Koga-kun, calm down. I think I've more or less figured out what's going on.)

Koga: (Hah?)

Kaoru: (We're like, totally ghosts right now.)

Koga: (Ghosts? I don't remember dyin,' but— Oh wait, I get it.)

Kaoru: (There we go. You look like a dummy with no thoughts in that head of yours, but you catch on quick, don't you?)

Koga: (Yeah, cause I'm always hangin' around with a certain someone who makes no fuckin' sense. My brain's gotten a bit a' trainin'.)

Kaoru: (I see, that makes sense ♪)

Koga: (Long story short, we're all dreamin' cause a' that somethin'-or-other experiment, yeah?) (And inside that dream, we're relivin' the past. But for some reason, we're still conscious.)

Kaoru: (It's like lucid dreaming, I guess. And for some reason, we can communicate with each other too.) (It seems like we can't interfere with the dream — or rather, our memories — but we can still chat while watching from the sidelines.) (That's why I described us as "ghosts.")

Koga: (Hmph, I s'pose it's a good way to put it.) (Ghosts— the dead can't interfere with reality, after all.) (We've really become dead men. What kinda shitty irony is that?)

Kaoru: (Well, I'm actually starting to enjoy myself a bit now that I'm thinking of it as a rare opportunity to experience something unusual.)

Koga: (Just how positive can ya get, ya happy-go-lucky asshole.)

Kaoru: (You only live once, so it'd be a waste not to enjoy it, right? ♪) (Though, well, who knows whether this'll be enjoyable or not...) (Hey hey, Koga-kun, am I misremembering how this happened?) (At the time, I wasn't really all that interested in the stuff happening around me, so I kinda took a back seat to everything. Is that why my memory of these events is off?)

Koga: (Hah? Whaddya mean?)

Kaoru: (Well, we're supposed to be reminiscing about the past… But I don't remember experiencing anything like this. I mean like, the general outline is more or less correct, but some of the details don't match up.)

Koga: (Hm? But I really did go to the underground live house with Hasumi-senpai and—) (Wait, yeah, I don't think we met up with ya directly when we came here. It wasn't until later that I found out you were the one runnin' the place.)

Kaoru: (Yup. It's a bunch of small stuff like that, but when you add it all up, it changes a lot, y'know.) (So like, just what is it that we're being shown right now…?)

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nezzu-chan · 2 years

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Manjiro Sano x Shinobu!Reader

Genre - Cute

SPOILERS - NO

You - Girl, 14

Mikey - 15 (Past, Toman, 2005)

Synopsis // Summary - Mikey is missing his girlfriend

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Sickick - Mind Games

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Y/n has been spending a lot of time at the butterfly mansion

On one side of the story, Y/n has taken care of and saved many people and hunters, on the other side Mikey doesn't even leave the room and has the emo side activated.

Emma tried to get Mikey to get out of there but to no avail, so she called Draken, Baji, Mitsuya, Pah-chin, but again, nothing, he didn't even think about getting out of there.

Just his girlfriend can do that. And only she, no one else will be able to get him out of there, and they knew it

So, while Emma tries some more, Draken and Baji go to Y/n's house so she can get Mikey out of the room.

But... Well, Y/n isn't even at your house and that made Draken and Baji go into total despair

When they returned, without you, Emma was surprised and also asked why all that despair

- "Y/n is not home" ━ Draken replied to the question

- "What!? How are we going to get Mikey out of there!?" ━ asked Emma, already with the desperation she had questioned a short time ago.

- "And you think I, beautiful, but that's not the case, know?" ━ Baji being Baji

- "But where is Y/n-chan then?" ━ no one knows the answer to the question asked by Emma, did she really not warn anyone, or did she?

- "Does Mikey know?" ━ Draken asked, already hopeless

- "Must know, she's his girl"

- "Respect the girls, Baji!"

- "What did I do?"

- "ShE's HiS GirL" ━ Emma said Baji's phrase with irony and anger at the same

Emma knocks on Mikey's door

- "Y/N-CHIN!?" ━ Mikey was heard muffled by having the pillow over his face, but his excitement is clear to think he was his beloved

- "No Mikey, it's Emma"

- "Ah- I don't want to then"

Mikey buried his face in the pillow again, that pillow smells like her because that's where she slept the last time she spent the night

- "Mikey, do you know where Y/n-chan is?" ━ Emma asked, already tired of her older brother's behavior

- "Y/n-chin is in the butterfly mansion, I think"

- "Butterfly mansion?" ━ Emma asked what Draken and Baji would also ask

- "Yeah... Y/n-chin works there"

- "What do she work on?" ━ This time it was Draken who asked what everyone wanted to ask

- "I don't know, Y/n-chin doesn't tell me much about it"

- "Do you know where the butterfly mansion is?" ━ Baji ignorant not even calling

- "I think it's in xxxxx-xxxxx"

- "OK"

Once again, Draken and Baji leave while Emma is trying to do Mikey leave the bedroom (yes, again)

When Baji and Draken arrive from such a place they are delighted with the size

They come in and see a girl

They go to her to get information

- "Hey... Hi" ━ Draken said to the girl

- "Hey?" ━ she turns to them

- "Where is Y/n?" ━ Baji just wants to go home to admire himself in the mirror and moisturize his shiny black hair

- "Kocho-san?"

- "....Yeah, i think so"

- "She's in her room, why? Who are you?"

- "We are friends with her boyfriend, where is the room?"

- "Room 8, hall 5"

- "Thank you, let's go Draken"

They go to Y/N's room and try to convince you in every way to go back to Mikey for a while.

But you got work, you got to save lives, lives are at stake

Y/n used an excuse not to go but she still have her completely fake smile on her face

To Y/n's unhappiness a lady came up and said she could go home as there is no one else in need of care right now.

Baji and Draken cheered when the lady finished speaking

You refused to believe that you are now standing in front of Manjiro's bedroom door

Emma left, Draken went to his "house" and Baji went to do what he wanted so much, admire himself in the mirror for hours and praise himself

That is, the two of them alone at the Sano's house, since Grandpa Sano also left

You knock on Mikey's door

- "I already told you I don't want to talk to anyone Emma"

- "It's not Emma"

- "Y/N-CHIN!?"

Mikey got out of bed in a hurry (he fell flat on his face) and went to open the door.

As soon as he confirmed that it's really you, Mikey hugs you really tight

And gives you a passionate kiss, sweet and full of longing by his side

you break up

Y/n keeps "smiling", her "smile" never fails...

- "I missed you so much! I thought you had abandoned me" ━ Manjiro says with a pout bigger than anything

- "I would never do that, Jiro" ━ a silly nickname, but Manjiro loves when YOU call's him with that nickname

- "I know"

Maybe Mikey was still afraid that someone else he loved very much would abandon him like his brother, he knows it wasn't his fault and it never will be, but... For Manjiro, the feeling of abandonment is very frequent

You spent the afternoon and night like a real couple

At night you were very careful that Mikey didn't see the katana you had hidden under your butterfly haori

- "Love..." ━ Mikey called you

- "Hmm?"

- "You promise not to abandon me..?"

You were surprised by the question, but your smile never left your slightly reddened lips.

You didn't feel completely surprised as you can feel Manjiro's feelings and... You also feel the same feeling of abandonment and have wished you had asked the same question for a while

- "Of course"

You smile with your eyes closed, but this time it was a totally real smile

Y/n and Mikey lay down on the bed after Y/n took her butterfly clip out of her hair.

Mikey hugged Y/n very tightly, as if he didn't want to let go.

He buries his head in her breasts and clings on with his legs too, like a real Koala.

- "Good night life" ━ Mikey's voice is a little muffled by having his head where it is

- "Good night Jiro"

One more smile... Real and sincere

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Part 2 ☒

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I'm sorry for any mistake ^>^

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karamell-sweetz · 1 year

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my current reactions to today's wonsho channel (part one with the seiyuus), written during the stream as things were announced:

lots of cevio originals being added! good to see more kafu i love her :)

everyone stream the hell out of snowmix it's so good and cute and waughhhgnglmghjgngmg. pls for me

IRONY!!!!! i love that song waaaaaahhhhhh... i won't be able to play it without thinking of that momma cq animatic tho lmao. i listened to it too much back when i was really into utmv (still am but not as much) and it still makes me want to cry to this day :')

1925?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! for wonsho!! sounds like fun!!! (i've never heard the song before but from what i gather it sounds like a narrative song! which we always need more of for wonsho! wait is it kinda like senbonzakura in terms of aesthetic) also it seems they're pulling a rabuka again because it sounds sorta different from their usual style (again, never heard the song before so this might change)

OMG HELLO WORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WIN!! watch leoni eat that cover up

KOKORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE REALLY WON TODAY!!!!!!!

hoooohhhhh.... i like mmj's new song!!!!!!!! sounds clean and fresh!!!! works well for shizuku i think! excited to see what the event's like story-wise :) i see some droplet imagery... what's up with the wind turbines tho? are they travelling to the countryside? also they're talking about the song being cooler than usual for mmj (from what broken nihongo i know) so that makes it super exciting!

now for kohane's next event... THIS SOUNDS SO COOL TOO!!!! i don't like how that sheep is looking at me tho. for a kohane event... whoaaaaaaaa... the hamster becomes a larger rodent /j. anticipation!!!!!!! (oh yeah unrelated i love akina's outfit today it's so cute on her!!!)

(also this is probably just me but i feel like they're getting more underground/old/obscure producers for commissions nowadays. ofc i'm not complaining, this is a good thing! proseka is really for all things vsinger no matter how well known or relevant it might be!)

YEAH BABY NEW SINGLES!! releasing slightly quicker than last time too! waaaaaahhhhh the cover for mirai... so nice and pretty... WAAAAAAA THE ONE FOR LOWER TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the rendering is so nice. ALSO YEAH BABY SHOWTIME RULER!!!!! ruler ruler ruler!!! watch everyone flame it for the costumes /hj also the clashing vibes on that single. ruler and niccori. the duality of wonderhoi.

ICHIKA YOU CAN'T TAKE A ROCK GUITAR TO A SYMPHONY /j you probably can there's nothing stopping her.

NIJISANJI COLLAB?????????????????????????????????????????????? i need to tune in for that.

usagi-san plushie.......................... looks so fluffy..................... IT'S SO CUTE. i'm broke. TOWELS!! POTATOES X SHOWTIME ON A TOWEL!!!!! DAKARA MOTTO!!!! ON A TOWEL!!!!!!! are those okay for repeat use— POTATO RUI NUI!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhhhh... the goods are so cute... UNIT MOTIF JEWELLERY!!! god that's cute!!

overall: super hype for february on both servers!! we get the eve tie-in songs on global at the end this month as well which is always something to look forward to ♪ as always, super wonderhoy stream today!

#project sekai #karamell yells #sorry!! for all the exclamation marks!!!!#i'm excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#love that ending wonderhoy. wanwawan! wanwawan! wanwawanwanwawanwawan!

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ghostofpolaris · 1 year

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Hello 🤗

Hope you are having a good day~

May I know how the first half of the 2023 will go for me?

My initial is U and the sun sign is Pisces

Thank you 💞

Hi hi lovely friend @softaylover-divine! I did not need the sun sign or initial since you are off anon but thanks for the follow! I hope you are having a good day as well! Also, thank you for the follow! Super appreciated! 💞 Seems like right off the bat this is an interesting thing to ask for, so I will do my best to answer this as easily as I can. For this, I will have three cards with each being two months as there are 12 months of the year (6/12 being the first half). With time-based readings especially, please know that nothing is 100% set in stone. This mainly is a reading that just narrates what may occur while you are currently on the path you are on now. Please remember that it is up to you on how your life will be shaped. With that, let's begin with the song! Karnak's Dream of Life from Ride the Cyclone I want to express that this song just will not leave my head as I focus on your question. Not sure why I gravitated toward this, but perhaps it is because of how the lyrics describe a never-ending cycle, you too will be in a cycle that continues. It holds a ground of neutrality versus taking on a form that deems this cycle good or bad, and I believe it is up to us as the listener to determine whether it is a cycle or good or bad. That it is up to us to shape our cycle for the most part and decipher the mysteries we come across.

Now, please enjoy your reading!

⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰

January - February (Nine of Cups) -

At this point in time, these two months seem like everything is at a point where there is emotional fulfillment, contentment, and appreciation for what is going on around you. Whatever you must have been through previously surely has paid off and now you can relax for the time being. This has been known to be the "wish card" where if one seeks out a wish and wants a sign it has come to fruition, this is the card one may seek out.

This seems to be a time period where you can probably splurge a little. Indulge in the pleasures of life for the moment but do remember to show gratitude for what you do have. While this is a limited time period before more work can be done, please know you can carry whatever joy comes to you from this moment onward with you into the future as you go.

⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰

March - April (Ten of Wands) -

Carrying on into the next two months after, we are met with the Ten of Wands that discusses hard work and tackling on more responsibilities. Irony to see just how quick that can come at you after a nice rest, but this to me is more reason to cherish the contentment of before and remain gracious as you face your challenges head on. Once again, only a temporary ordeal, but not something to underestimate.

You at this point may feel burnt out by taking on too much, which is why the Ten of Wands encourages you to try and examine your current situation. Examine your lifestyle and work. Do you have to tackle every single task at the same time? Are there some tasks that have a higher priority than others? The best advice I can give is to take baby steps. While it is a lot, doing one thing at a time sometimes can be much better for you in the long run. Remember, you cannot complete your goals if you cannot function and care for yourself too. Don't forget to properly care for yourself amidst the workload. Find a happy balance so you do not forget yourself amidst your duties.

Whatever cycle you will be in at this point seems to be drawing to a close at this point, so don't give up! You got this!

⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰

May - June (Seven of Wands) -

It seems that the hard work you are doing is certainly paying off. It places you in a light that is noticed by others and makes you shine! However, with this light comes those who may compete for the spot you are in. There may be some challenges still on the way in the form of competition from those who covet what you have and you may be going through some pressure that may feel uncomfortable.

No one usually expects anything that may be deemed as a challenge 24/7, so if you are caught off-guard please try to not take it too personally and keep your head in the game. Whether it is competition with others or even from yourself to do the best you can in what you are working on, try not to be too hard on yourself and others around you. Remember the positions you are all in but make sure to be assertive and firm in your stance to protect yourself too. Hostility does not combat with hostility well after all. You have made it this far by your own hard work, self-confidence, knowledge and inner strength. Keep being yourself and working hard. Focus within instead of what criticism you may have coming your way.

While the Seven of Wands is a card that asks you to map out possible threats or risks, keep in mind that you should not become too absorbed into worst-case scenarios ideas as they can consume you and throw off your entire focus on what must be done to accomplish your task/goal in mind.

⊱ ────── {⋅. ♪ .⋅} ────── ⊰

I hope that this reading helps you! Feel free to look back on it anytime you need and may you have a happy Samhain!

Free Tarot Readings Open!

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2-u-3 · 2 years

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『Kitani Tatsuya × Harumakigohan - 月光/Moonlight』 English translation

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ガラクタばかりを集めてボロ切れひとつを被せた醜い形をしたレプリカ

I gathered a bunch of junk and covered it with a rag, making a misshapen replica

誰かが紡いだ言葉を誰かが奏でた音色を歪にコラージュした偽物

The words someone assembled and the tone someone played were sloppily collaged together into a sham

一番最初はベイルの中革新的な少年の愛情が

At the very beginning, beneath a veil was an innovative young boy’s love

僕ら気づいたらもう見えなくなるおもちゃを無くした子供が泣いている

Once we realize, we’ll lose sight of it A child who lost its toy is crying

どうしてだろう？あのスポットライトに照らされているその背中はまたこの手から遠ざかっていく

I wonder why? That back lit by a spotlight is getting further away from my grasp again

あなたみたいになれやしなくてあの月を追いかけるように渇いた心は満たされないまま一人になって　一人になってくすんだ夢を見続けてしまったなぞる僕たちは

I can't ever become like you As if chasing after that moon My craving heart remains unfulfilled Becoming alone, becoming alone We kept having dull dreams, we who imitate

ガラクタだって、ボロ切れだってその心臓が放つ血液には僕だけの怒りがあった

Even if it’s junk, even if it’s rags, The blood that gushed out of my heart contained my own wrath

足りないのなんだったんだろう神様に聞いてきたあとで堕天使の弓矢に口止めされた

I wonder what I was missing After I came to ask god I was silenced by a fallen angel’s arrow

初めから知っていたんだよ忘れた芝居をしてんだよ貰いもんの剣を抱きしめている

I knew from the start I’m playing forgetful, holding close the sword I was given

何十回目の失望だろう？いっそ何もかもを捨ててしまいたいと

How many tens of times have I been disappointed? I’d rather just throw it all away

きっと最後は何も残らない愛も、紡いだ音も、名前も朽ちていく

I’m sure nothing will be left at the end Love, the assembled sounds, and my name too will all be forgotten with time

どうしてだろう？この胸の奥にこびり付いている冬の夜の静寂に似た孤独を

I wonder why? Stuck to the bottom of my chest was loneliness alike the silence of a winter night

あなたはきっと知りもしないで一人星を見ていた赤い目の僕に気も留めないまま隣に立ったあなたは遠くてくすんだ夢も見えなくなってしまってそれでも追い続けて

You probably knew nothing as you gazed at the stars alone, not paying mind to the red-eyed me You once stood next to me, but now you’re so far We’ve lost sight of our dull dreams Even so I continued chasing after them

偽物だって、真実(ほんとう)だって今振り返ればただそこにはぼやけた記憶があった

Even if it’s a sham, even if it’s real, If i looked back now, there merely stood blurred memories

廃物と化したアイロニー　クリシェを抜け出したいのに「また誰かの焼き直し？」数多の星の屑たち　沈み消えゆくユースタシー無慈悲な月の光

The irony that was reduced to junk; I want to break away from cliches, and yet "Another rehash of someone else?" The abundance of star scraps; the sinking, disappearing eustasy The merciless moonlight

「アイデンティティさえまやかし？」「盗んででも愛が欲しい？」

“Is even your identity fake?” “Do you want love even if you have to steal it?”

羊のような雲が浮かんだ昼すぎ懐かしい歌が風に揺れているあなたの声で教えて貰った言葉今でも忘れぬように書き留めてる同じことを

A sheep-like cloud floated by, it’s just past noon A nostalgic song wavers in the wind The words I was told in your voice even now, not to forget them, I write down the same thing

あなたみたいになれやしなくてあの月を追いかけるように渇いた心は満たされないまま時間が経って時間が経って振り返る時目を逸らさぬようになぞる僕たちは

I can't ever become like you As if chasing after that moon My craving heart remains unfulfilled Time passes, time passes So that we won’t tear our eyes away when we turn around we imitate

ガラクタだって、ボロ切れだって醒めぬ夢を追っていった先には僕だけの光がずっと

Even if it’s junk, even if it’s rags, What’s comes after chasing an endless dream is my own light [shining], forever

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Countdown to Infinity War

Doesn’t Count: The Destroyer from Thor (2011)

“BWOMMMP”

Heart of Flame, Skin of Steel – a story in four acts by Me, starring the Destroyer

ACT I

frost giants: where the fuck is that box

The Destroyer: OH HEY WHAT’S UP GUYS WANNA FIND OUT HOW I GOT MY NAME BWOMMMMP

ACT II

The Destroyer: I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS PART WHAT THE HECK

ACT III

The Destroyer: AWW YEAH TIME TO DESTROY STUFF

Coulson: hey are you one of Tony’s toys

The Destroyer: THAT’S REALLY CUTE YOU THINK SO, I’M FLATTERED, ANYWAYS BWOMMMMP

random townspeople: omg no please don’t destroy our 7-Eleven, it was the only product placement we could afford

The Destroyer: OH GEEZ HMM LEMME THINK ABOUT IT BWOMMMMP

Thor: verily killeth me and leave all these people alone

The Destroyer: AW SHUCKS YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL

The Destroyer: NOW I COULD JUST OBLITERATE YOU WITH MY FACE-LASER LIKE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. BUT Y’KNOW WHAT I GOTTA WORK ON MY BACKHAND IF I'M EVER GONNA DEFEAT SERENA WILLIAMS SO BAP

ACT IV

Thor: sike!

The Destroyer: FUCK

EPILOGUE

The Destroyer: OH NO I WAS DESTROYED WHAT IRONY

me: sorry Destroyer, you’re kind of awesome but you don’t count as a villain because you’re just a mindless golem or whatever. but good news, Twentieth Century Fox thinks you’re so cool in five years they’re going to completely rip off your design for the Sentinels in X-Men: Apocalypse!

The Destroyer: YAYYYYYYYYY

end credits music: [to the tune of “Hey There Delilah”]

♫ Hey there Destroyer, what’s it like in Asgard City ♪ ♪ I’m a million miles away but your eye beams still look so pretty, yes they do The whole Bifrost can’t shine as bright as you, I swear it’s true

Hey there Destroyer, why’d you blow up that gas station ♫ You’re the raddest suit of animated armour in creation, so it seems You should’ve killed him with your laser beams, maybe in my dreams

Ohhhh, look what you did to Thor! Oh, look what you did to Thor Ohhhh, look what you did to Thor! Oh, you made him really sore But now you’re on the floor ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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