#IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME
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the whole kanan ezra maul situation is SO funny. ezra brings home what is essentially a rabid dog and kanan is immediately like wtf is THAT. kanan and maul can’t fucking stand each other (the bi on gay violence is real) but ezra thinks maul’s kinda cool so maul is immediately like “apprentice?? new apprentice for me???”. So the second ezra is away, we get the whole “where’s ezra?” and formerly darth ‘no chill’ maul going zero to 100 real quick and being like “you mean my new APPRENTICE?” and then promptly trying to murder kanan. who then, freshly blinded, kicks maul’s ass like two seconds later.
and then when we see maul again, even though ezra is like fuck u, maul is still just like “hello apprentice” while committing micro aggressions against kanan. and also trying to murder kanan AGAIN, because you know, “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!” and maul fails. Again. Because he’s a loser <3
and when we see maul after THAT, he’s still like “ezra is my apprentice” and he praises ezra, just desperately wants ezra to join him, be his apprentice/brother etc. and Kanan is just like. I’m standing right here. top tier dynamic, no notes.
#it cracks me up every time#all of their interactions are SO funny#maul and kanan especially are just so bitchy to one another and i love it#star wars rebels#swr#darth maul#kanan jarrus#ezra bridger
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Thinking about this. I find it very funny.
#it’s so FUNNY#IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME#they knew what they were doing#ALSO that the pacman is yellow and he’s eating a blue and purple ghost#aka mike and el’s colors#or it could be pink. and he’s squashing the heterosexual couple#the only time i support Will homewrecker allegations#mike wheeler#el hopper#stranger things#anti milkvan#byler#ft. lumax<3#they’re in it for the decade long slow burn
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I am literally never going to be over the fact that Eustace's first instinct was to threaten to sue absolutely any and everyone and he just did not give it up for like, a week and a half or something
Even after being confronted with a talking mouse and all the other normal Narnian nonsense, he really thought he was going to succeed in dragging one of those guys into an English court of law in full armor with a sword, and somehow this would constitute a victory for him
Child. Cross-dimensional lawsuits aren't a thing. And if they were, you would not want C. S. Lewis to be the one who wrote it
#Afsjdkjdskjdf#It cracks me up every time#Of course I do completely understand the comfort that comes with repeating words and plans that make sense to you#Even and especially in instances where everything is out of control and unfamiliar#But Little Sophie was so enamoured with Narnia she couldn't fathom how he wasn't immediately falling in love with the magic of it all#Bigger Sophie gets it now. But she still thinks it's funny.#narnia
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The other yaoi in The Lion in Winter are those two soldiers who do the most half-assed fight in front of the dungeon while Eleanor watches until the guard guy gets fake killed and rolls in a very obviously alive away so she can enter because it is soooo not worth dying over the stupid family Christmas squabble
#It cracks me up every time#Like u can see the stage stab where u put the knife behind the person's neck#To make it look like u stabbed them#BUT ITS ON THE CAMERA SIDE#and everyone just rolls with it#A+++ I love it it fits the themes of the story#tliw#the lion in winter
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I've only seen the first few arcs of ace attorney but the legal system is sooo funny to me. The only crime is murder. If you are accused of a crime, you are considered guilty until proven innocent. The only way to prove your innocence is to solve the case and find the killer. Your lawyer is also the detective. The other sides lawyer is also doing detective work so it's a race to see who finds out the most information. They dont share information or evidence until in the courtroom. Edgeworth had a perfect record as a prosecutor prior to pheonix showing up, so every poor schmuck who had ever been accused of a crime is in jail. The guilty party is never the first accused. Most likely a majority of people Edgeworth has sent to jail were innocent. He has no qualms about this even though the driving force of the show is trauma from when pheonix was falsely accused of a crime. Incredible.
#ace attorney#pheonix wright#miles edgeworth#it cracks me up every time#pheonix gets thrown in jail when he accused of murder and hes like#yep this is how justice works#its up to ME to prove my innocence#and i can only do that by finding the real killer#never mind#like#an alibi#amazing
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I love whenever Aabria is just “She’s just a little guy she’s just strangling your friend” which is exactly how I react to people being mad when my villains do bad things.
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@merrickisms hello for the love of god hello
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This is still one of the funniest if not THE funniest mounts you can have as an Elezen.
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drabble drabble drabble (julinemo)
Juliana wasn't sure what she expected of her first day of art class, but whatever she'd expected, this wasn't it. When their new instructor arrived, a man with a piercing yellow gaze, droopy hair and a dorky sweater-vest under his suit, he didn't begin by telling the class what they would be doing or what materials they needed for the class. Instead, he began to wax poetic about the nature of beauty. Juliana did her best to pay attention, but he was getting a bit rambly, to be honest.
"Let me ask you all something," he said mid-ramble,
"What is beauty? To you, what is beautiful?"
Juliana's gaze drifted automatically to a particular student sitting across from her: Nemona, her new neighbor, classmate, rival, and friend all rolled into one. A private little smile found its way onto Juliana's face.
"Hm, nobody wishes to speak up? I suppose I'll need to call on someone . . . ah, you, it was Juliana, wasn't it?"
Juliana jerked a little, caught off guard.
"Ah! Um! Y-yes?"
"Yes, Juliana. You looked very thoughtful just now. Tell me, what is beauty, to you?"
"It, uh, w-well . . ."
Juliana felt her hands tremble a little, uncomfortable being in the spotlight. She struggled to think of something to say.
"I-it, um, it . . . s-something that makes you feel really good inside?"
She blushed under all the stares, realizing she had to do better than that.
"I-I mean, r-really, warm a-and, light, and the feeling just fills you up inside, and you don't have any control over it, it's just there. And you know nothing can ever take it away. Like . . . like sunlight. It feels like sunlight, whenever you look at he-- uuh, it! At it! I mean, at-- at-- at something beautiful!"
There were giggles from some of her classmates and Juliana quickly slumped in her seat, hiding her head in the crook of her arms, her face reddening. Oh god oh god, nobody noticed her slip of the tongue, right?
She didn't notice the teacher had walked closer until he spoke again, his voice a little gentler than before.
"That's a beautiful answer, Juliana."
She shyly looked up at him, feeling reassured by the teacher's approval. He smiled at her kindly.
"I'm very glad that you've found something-- or someone-- that inspires you so greatly."
He then turned, addressing the rest of class,
"There is no right or wrong answer, of course, so do not fret if this is not how any of you feel-- beauty can mean different things for each of us, you see . . ."
As he paced away from her, continuing his lecture, Juliana couldn't help her gaze returning to Nemona for a moment.
She found those beautiful amber eyes on her, and Juliana buried her face in the crook of her arms again.
She was embarrassed, but she still felt light as a feather, like her chest was full of sunshine.
#trying to practice writing Really Short Stuff#I am playing thru all the classes in Naranja so I can get the teachers eventually in BB#apropos of nothing nemona looks so silly in art class because she is sitting in the Teeny Tiny chairs for toddlers#it cracks me up every time#julinemo#drabble#julinemo fanfic
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One of the funniest parts of Queen of the Damned is when Armand and Daniel see Jesse at the concert hall, and Armand immediately recognizes her as Talamasca, and Daniel is all, "That's a cool word, what does it mean?" And Armand is just like, "It means Lestat is a fool!"
Armand totally knows exactly who and what the Talamasca are, and what they do, and he is just so fucking done. Lestat is going through with his concert and they're probably all going to die, and now to add insult to injury, the Talamasca are there to record everything and probably ransack their vampire corpses for their collection afterward, and he's 100% over it.
I also love that Daniel is just obsessed with how cool the word sounds. Dude is so high on being a vampire for ENTIRE DAYS after being turned and it's so great.
#queen of the damned#armand#daniel molloy#the vampire chronicles#vc#vampire chronicles#it cracks me up every time#queen of the damned is fucking hilarious#the vc#the devil's minion#lestat's concert#the talamasca#talamasca
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i ended up putting sam into something else cos the tank top was, frankly, distracting. also, for shits and giggles, cos it's fucking hilarious, longjohns. he's now wearing some standard, less distracting outfit.
#starfield#sam coe#space cowboy#space husband#bethesda#screenshots#i love this frame#it cracks me up every time
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daily lives of high school boys skaters dumbasses
#sk8 the infinity#art tag#i love them and their one brain cell#miya is just like omg can you two stop being cringe for ONE MOMENT#are the others just playing along or also dumb?? you decide#this is based on my fav nichibros skit with the glasses#it cracks me up every time#i wanted to draw the rest of the fam also joining in with being surprised#and then laughing#but i was tireddd i cba drawing them all kskdjfksjdkslf#sorry i havent posted in so long!!#work life kicks my butt#i just want to chill and play games#maybe i'll do more sketchy things#i want to draw more but my energyyyy
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The Lawn of The Dead (My Babysitter’s A Vampire)
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Everytime i start thinking im one of the more extreme fans the broadcast features some sports people with like... A 'rangers' themed room. Or a 'rangers' wedding. And i remember fangirls got nothing on your average very socially sanctioned sports fan :/
#It cracks me up every time#Imagine if fangirls dedicated an entire room to like...lord of the rings#Like just built a minas tirith hall in your house or recreated the throne of moria in your basement#Nyr boots liveblog
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The SLM fans coming out of the woodworks whenever I post a poll or new chapter
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Sorry some cockwomble shared spoilers - that's sucks 🙁. As a distraction, help me estimate how much product some poor stylist had to put in Ben's hair on BR to ensure it was as immobile and immaculately coiffed as it is in those gifs. Imagine having to tame that glorious mop!
omg I'm not even in the Good Omens fandom (much like Ted Lasso, I just wanted to watch the show without any expectations or knowledge of what happens), but holy moly I am annoyed about people who don't tag shit!!! I'm used to tagging vague trailers as common courtesy ffs. This is a no brainer to me. Think what you like about Neil Gaiman and Prime, but I think sharing untagged memes about it is so mean to fans who don't want their favourite show spoiled.
Anyway sorry to use your ask as a soapbox, Bishy! To answer your question, I imagine there was a lot of hairspray and possibly some mousse or something involved, but since I am crap at styling my own hair, I would not know.
But one thing is for certain. As Aunt Sarah from Derry Girls would say, it is a cracker blow dry!
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