RATING THINGS IVE DONE IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

1) Explaining the mystreet series and each individual ship to my middle aged mother who couldn’t care less

-10/10

so fucking weird

pathetic as fuck

like literally what is wrong with you

and that’s all i’ve done. literally all i’ve done.

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad

The implications of this are SO interesting

Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch

He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!

I’m so curious -

Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?

Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION

WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD

the amount of people i've seen saying cecil isn't a true tumblr sexyman is insulting. i did NOT spend my entire 2013 scrolling past 50 drawings a day of the most sexyman ass skintight waistcoat and purple tie alexandria's genesis looking indigo eye and tentacle tattoo sleeved twink tagged as "#wtnv" on mobile in the era where you still had to install xkit to block tags for you to tell me that cecil gershwin palmer isn't a tumblr sexyman. know your fucking history.

(x)

breaking news another average white guy has captured my heart

Kieran my baby boy. someone take him to a therapist please

finally got around to listening to the adventure zone and OH MY GOD i have been missing out

say sike right now

i am so fucking delusional ok so my au where hickory is a country yodel troll so hes still a horse and he runs into JD while he's camping out near lonesome flats and they spend all night sitting by the fire drinking and laughing and exchanging stories and JD throws a fit a little bit cause Hickory has never heard of Brozone and its so over for me

literally woke up in a cold sweat to make this

My moot on twt posted this...

I'm not okay :(

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The prince and his Physician. A role-reversal au based on a dream I had that I wanted to draw something for. More ramblings under the cut

In this au, there is a kingdom of men where the briar valley once stood. Silver, the heir to this kingdom, has been the only member of the royal family for centuries, the result of a curse that causes him to die before he's old enough to ascend to the throne and reincarnate days after his passing. Silver's immortality was once a symbols for the kingdom's permanence, but the repeated death of their monarch every two decades or so has left the citizens with perpetual, generational sorrow with seemingly no solution as no one besides Silver was alive when the curse was placed.

A few centuries after Silver was born and it was believed the last full-blooded fae in briar valley had either abandoned the land or died, a draconian fae child is found in the brambles. This fae, given the name Malleus, was brought to the kingdom at the request if the prince and raised as part of the royal court with the express purpose of becoming the royal physician/chemist. It is believed that Silver's curse, as everlasting as it seems, was placed on him by a fae with extreme magical prowess and if anyone has a chance of breaking it, it's another fae. The kingdom believes that Malleus will be able to break the death curse and allow Silver to become their immortal king.

However, Silver has other plans for his chemist. From an early age, Silver requested that Malleus use his talents to find a different kind of solution to his curse that he can never tell anyone. He wants Malleus to find a way to stop his reincarnations entirely and let him unburden his people with the monarchy. Whether to fulfill the request of the kingdom he calls home, or the prince that took him in is in Malleus' hands.

bucktommy is cute im loving seeing buck happy and giddy and flirty and CANONICALlY BISEXUAL but like the reason im not all that invested in it is because it is basically (so far) like a little sweet romcom relationship without a ton of narrative weight.

vs buddie which is like. ive had your blood in my mouth. i counted the seconds your heart was stopped. i broke down a door to get to to you, to step inside the mess with you. your heart restarted under my hands. i clawed at the muddy ground and sobbed in my captains arms when i thought you were gone. there's no one i trust with my son (MY HEART MY WORLD MYSELF) more than you.

there's just no comparison and like. yeah! buck SHOULD have a cute little romcom relationship! but it's just never going to match the sheer deranged hold that buddie has on my brain because literally what could.

imo the pointing meme was 1,000x’s funnier in ITSV than in ATSV