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Watch out, Max, they might kick your head
#I'm sorry this is so stupid#i just needed to get this outta my head#my art#fanart#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#npmd fanart
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happy september 30th the day this fucker went from this to that
it's a day we'll never forget
#i just wanted to post him that's all#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#i'm sorry this is so stupid#resident evil#re2 remake#re4 remake
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~interaction loosely based on a real event between my cousins and their mom~
Kiri, from the couch next to Jake: If you don't hand over the popcorn, I'm telling Dad.
Lo'ak, standing up and withholding popcorn: HA, jokes on you, I'm not afraid of Dad.
Jake: Ow.
Kiri, snuggling into Jake: It's okay Dad, I'm afraid of you.
Jake: Wow, thanks, babygirl.
Lo’ak, watching them: .... scooch over, I wanna cuddle with my dad.
Kiri: NO, I'm cuddling my dad! Get your own dad!
Neteyam, from the other couch: That whole conversation gave me whiplash.
Spider, next to him: I actually think I'm having a stroke.
#ironically lo'ak was my aunts bio daughter and kiri was her adopted daughter in this convo#they were watching the bachelor#keeping with my lo'ak and jake are lowkey obsessed with the bachelor and they got spider into it headcanon#i'm sorry this is so stupid#kiri sully#jake sully#lo'ak sully#neteyam sully#miles spider socorro#spider socorro#spider sully#avatar#avatar the way of water#james cameron avatar#melissa og#melissa on avatar (cameron)#modern au (wheelchair jake! edition)#modern au (jake legs! edition)
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Memorandum by Abraham Van Helsing
This to my old and true friend John Seward, M.D., of Purfleet, London, in case I may not see him. It may explain:
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This holiday season please, please, PLEASE remember that
Grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of Santa
#pinkie posts#grandma got run over by a reindeer#I'm sorry this is so stupid#but the idea wouldn't leave me alone until I posted this#this is your yearly reminder that Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) the animated film is a real thing that exists
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I will shut up about IwaV soon but I can’t stop thinking about the twist and like, giggling at certain points.
Because you KNOW that was not Louis’ idea. Like my guy is passionate but that kind of melodrama is beneath him. But Armand? No. Not at all. That bitch has ALWAYS been the drama. It’s ok. It’s why I love him. Here’s how I imagine the conversation went.
Louis: a lot of time has passed and I’ve been really reflecting
Armand, shoving cherries, a raw steak, tomatoes, and chili peppers into a blender: uh huh
Louis: I think I’m going to give Daniel a call. A lot has changed for both of us and I’d like to retell my story.
Armand, stopping the roaring blender: Do I get to go undercover?!?!?!?!?!
Louis: No. No Armand please. Last time you got way too into it and it was very uncomfortable.
Armand: Ok so my name is Rashid. I’m a 20 year old Muslim man. My parent’s names are Farah and Naeem and I grew up in the countryside outside of Dubai in a small house with four sisters and an alcoholic grandmother. I spent my days bird watching and moving rocks, dreaming of a better life. Until one day you appeared to me like a vision in the clouds and I moved here to the city to be your personal man servant. I HAVE TO GO FIND MY CONTACTS!
Louis: No. No! Armand, this is EXACTLY what I was just talking about. That doesn’t even make any sense!
Armand, dramatically: It is my HONOR to serve a living god!!!!!
Louis: Ok yeah so you’re going to talk to Daniel as little as possible.
#OK HE DIDNT SAY HIS PARENTS NAMES OR WHERE HE CAME FROM#BUT I know he has a whole back story#and it is way too elaborate and sterotypical bc he's not good at humaning#and he never will be bless him#poor Louis has to be so tired sdfgsdfgsdhsd#every night Armand crawls in the coffin tryina rp as rashid#then tries to get louis to validate his performance#i just KNOW it#iwav#iwav spoilers#the vampire chronicles#i'm sorry this is so stupid#and it's probably only funny to me but goddamn i can't stop laughing#ooc#crack#i promise this is the last iwav joke#lestat is gonna drag him so hard for it later sdfgsdfgsdfgsd
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everyone keeps saying that they want stede to have a beard... but i'm confused? because he's already had one? mary.
#ofmd#i'm sorry this is so stupid#stede bonnet#but you know his parents were just like...#oof this ones a fruit better marry him off as soon as we can
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damn i didn't know they had tony fantano on house
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This is so silly that I doubted of posting it 😅
I will be posting all the other Black Hat's expressions later.
#villainous#villainous cartoon network#black hat#black hat villainous#villanos cartoon network#villainous black hat#my art#can it be called art?#I'm sorry this is so stupid
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she oompa on my loompa until my willy wonka
#i'm sorry this is so stupid#i've been laughing at it for 25 minutes#i don't even know if it's original#it seems like a very tumblr thing to post#but holy shit
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⚠️BNHA MANGA SPOILERS⚠️
Wow chapter 362 sure was explosive.
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dorian and astarion obtain a Son
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#tav#tavstarion#i think i'm getting the hang of his stupid face#too tired to colour today sorry#pet shops are Out letting your ranger bring home a feral goblin is in#he doesn't have a name yet so i'm taking suggestions
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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can anyone explain to me at what point rose tyler was "unbelievably stupid". was it when she was inventing transdimensional travel
#what about her makes you think she's stupid. answer quickly#the whole POINT of the rtd companions - yes all of them - is that any ordinary person can shine when given the chance to#and when someone believes in them.#even besides that there is no point before during or after rose's time on the show when she is shown to be stupid.#she doesn't have like. the doctor's vast universal knowledge sure#but the point is that she's smarter than him in other ways! they balance each other out which is why they're such a good team#like the london eye scene in the very first episode for example.#that is aaaaall about how the doctor misses very simple things and needs someone with him who doesn't#all the best companions have a moment like this. thinking about when bill realizes the mother-son thing in knock knock#anyway. i'm ranting sorry. this post just really pissed me off#imagine missing the point so completely#and being so classist that you can't comprehend that dropping out of school is not a symbol of lack of intelligence#rose tyler#doctor who#delia.txt
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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
#star trek#star trek tos#star trek aos#jim kirk#montgomery scott#captain kirk#scotty#ion storm#lion storm#incorrect trek#incorrect star trek#incorrect trek quotes#incorrect star trek quotes#i'm sorry this is so stupid but I made myself laugh envisioning it
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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