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maggicktouched · 1 year

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I will shut up about IwaV soon but I can’t stop thinking about the twist and like, giggling at certain points.

Because you KNOW that was not Louis’ idea. Like my guy is passionate but that kind of melodrama is beneath him. But Armand? No. Not at all. That bitch has ALWAYS been the drama. It’s ok. It’s why I love him. Here’s how I imagine the conversation went.

Louis: a lot of time has passed and I’ve been really reflecting

Armand, shoving cherries, a raw steak, tomatoes, and chili peppers into a blender: uh huh

Louis: I think I’m going to give Daniel a call. A lot has changed for both of us and I’d like to retell my story.

Armand, stopping the roaring blender: Do I get to go undercover?!?!?!?!?!

Louis: No. No Armand please. Last time you got way too into it and it was very uncomfortable.

Armand: Ok so my name is Rashid. I’m a 20 year old Muslim man. My parent’s names are Farah and Naeem and I grew up in the countryside outside of Dubai in a small house with four sisters and an alcoholic grandmother. I spent my days bird watching and moving rocks, dreaming of a better life. Until one day you appeared to me like a vision in the clouds and I moved here to the city to be your personal man servant. I HAVE TO GO FIND MY CONTACTS!

Louis: No. No! Armand, this is EXACTLY what I was just talking about. That doesn’t even make any sense!

Armand, dramatically: It is my HONOR to serve a living god!!!!!

Louis: Ok yeah so you’re going to talk to Daniel as little as possible.

#OK HE DIDNT SAY HIS PARENTS NAMES OR WHERE HE CAME FROM #BUT I know he has a whole back story #and it is way too elaborate and sterotypical bc he's not good at humaning #and he never will be bless him #poor Louis has to be so tired sdfgsdfgsdhsd #every night Armand crawls in the coffin tryina rp as rashid #then tries to get louis to validate his performance #i just KNOW it #iwav #iwav spoilers #the vampire chronicles #i'm sorry this is so stupid #and it's probably only funny to me but goddamn i can't stop laughing #ooc #crack #i promise this is the last iwav joke #lestat is gonna drag him so hard for it later sdfgsdfgsdfgsd

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