Are the cryptid seekers cannibals?

Idk, do you want them to be? I originally meant it as a joke, but we could go that route I guess XD they normally drink energon like everyone else, but they don't take kindly to finding out one of their guests is actually a dirty imposter! Taking advantage of an aerie's hospitality is a grave insult, and they'll suck all the energon right out of your main line if you dare to treat them so crassly! >:c

Yall. I want to celebrate pride month and the gayest way to do that is get a boyfriend. But I'm homeschooled and socially stupid. What do I do?

btw for reference Here are all the spoiler glimpses of beatrice's form i've been accidentally exposed to for the sake of transparency and also so you can know how surreal/funny it is for me to be unravelling the meaning of this vicious murderwitch in canon while also seeing occasional iceberg tips of what seems to be some kind of extremely thorough and comprehensive blorbo memeification going on. i think you guys are doing some breaking bad fandom shit to this woman.

what possessed steve kloves to say lily and lupin were friends. he was probably her least favourite marauder

as much as i love king ohger god that green screen makes screenshots look bad half the time

you are one of my favorite writers on tumblr!!! keep up the great work but take breaks when necessary ❤️❤️ u don’t have to respond to this just wanted you to know that you are very appreciated and talented. thank you for your work 🤞🏻

thank you so much you're so sweet ):

unfortunately taking breaks requires me to like. stop. and unfortunately stopping means. thinking (tm). therefore, cod men (:

............ i want to come out.

You ever see someone whom you greatly respect have the absolute worst take on something that you deeply care about??? The feeling of frustration is incomparable...

God the Marvel film rights debacle is the decision that haunts me the most of any of the bad decisions made by the big 2 companies ever. Both because I am one of the six people who think you can do something interesting with the Inhumans and everything about their X-Men 2: electric boogaloo push caused me psychic damage, but also because Marvel didn’t just fuck over the X-Men, they fucked over the Fantastic Four for the same reason. They canceled that book right before the terrible Fox movie came out and didn’t bring it back until they secured the film rights, pretty much the longest the F4 went without a series since 1961. Just, the fact they tried to push out two of their flagship teams purely over film rights, they could not be more transparent about using these comics as movie promotion instead of seeing it as a medium onto itself it’s so frustrating.

it's SO bizarre like genuinely one of the weirdest times in (recent) comic book history. i can't even like… follow the logic of wtf they were even TRYING to do??

like with most decisions, even the ones i absolutely despise, i can at least kinda see what they were going for, y'know? dc's past few years of constant reboots, for example: bane of my existence. dumb as fuck. but if you take a step back and look at it objectively, it's like. ok. i can see why someone would think that would be a good idea at the time. they were wrong, but i can see what they were going for

mid-to-late-2010s film rights meltdown marvel though?? i literally have no idea what the fuck they were even going for. it's not even a case of the cinematic/tv universe bleeding back into the comics because it had nothing to do with anything that was actually happening in the mcu & they were making changes for movies/shows that hadn't even (and in the inhumans movie's case, never would) come out

they really were just trying to use the comics as advertising for the mcu, and that is just… so insane???? what planet are you living on that you think a significant enough percentage of the mcu's viewership is coming from comic book readers to make something like that in any way successful????? 90% of mcu fans have never picked up a comic book in their life, and the ones who have are literally the only people you do not need to advertise to. they are already fans. why are you trying to advertise to the one group you've already got 100% locked down by fucking up the thing you locked them down WITH

and it's the same thing with fantastic four and the x-men?? what the fuck did they think they were accomplishing by trying to push the franchises they were actively trying to get the rights for out of the spotlight & make them less relevant & popular while they were, again, actively trying to get the rights for them.

like did they actually think the viewer base of the fox movies was… coming from people who actively followed the comics??? and not just people who liked original xmcu/f4 movies?? did they actually think pulling the current f4 book & holding their comics hostage would have some sort of noticeable effect on the movies' success??

it's so baffling. this is another thing i would love a whole true crime style docuseries diving into because just. what in the fuck

Can you do weresnake jay and anacondrai cole fluff headcanon please

More crossover stuff, wooo! Also not sure how fluffy some of these are so I apologize in advance if there isn't a whole lot of fluff

Immediate thought is the two of them bonding a lot over their similar experiences of turning into a snake sometimes. I feel like initially they might argue a bit over who has it worse since Jay has no control over himself when he transforms, but he has at least some control over preventing a transformation while Cole has literally no control over when he transforms but he's still himself when he is in anacondrai mode. Pretty quickly though they would realize they both have their own issues and try to help out the other in make them feel better or just letting them vent

Overall, they just have much better understanding for the other compared to everyone else on the team since no one else truly knows what they're going through.

In the somewhat rare chance that both Jay and Cole are in their snake forms at the same time, I could see Cole doing his best to calm down Jay, even more than he usually would since his tough scales would mean that Jay can't really hurt him

When Cole is in his human form, he still has patches of scales that he sort of hates, but Jay always tells him that his scales are really pretty and look cool which always cheers Cole up

Whenever Jay is mid transformation, he feels similar insecurities about the scales growing on his body and his claws and all that and Cole always tells him the same thing Jay tells him, that his scales are really cool and that Jay looks just as beautiful as he always does

They make jokes at each other about "Would you still love me if I was a worm?" They ask each other that question about once a week, much to the annoyance of the other ninja. (Although with Zane he's just confused)

I think it would be fun if Jay mentioned he had been thinking about getting a tattoo to match Cole only for Cole to immediately tell him, "No, please do not do that." And Jay would argue, "It wouldn't be an exact copy! I just want people to know that we're snake buddies!"

Jay would always call Cole his 'snake buddy' and at first Cole didn't like it, but he quickly grew fond of the term and now he also calls Jay his 'snake buddy'

Sometimes they mix it up and say 'snake boyfriends' just so people don't get the wrong idea

That feels like a fun place to end this, lol. I never really thought about these two versions of the characters together but now I kinda wanna do more stuff with this au crossover since I feel like they'd have such a fun dynamic

God's 30th birthday gift to me was to catastrophically destroy my workplace 💕

I have two kudos on the third year of my story already aaaah on road to success

it is funny to me that the prompt i spent like a week working on is pretty quiet and the one i wrote in approximately 25 minutes is popping off 😭

I really dislike it when people make wei wuxian dumb in fanfics just so other characters seem smarter

Ofc it's fanfiction so it doesn't really matter and I firmly believe anyone is allowed to write even the most ooc bs ever because that's what fanfics are for, to do whatever the hell you want, so that's a slight to no one and just me putting my thoughts out there

So yeah, I'm not saying wei wuxian has to be the smartest, the genius and the prodigy, especially if it's not about him, but he IS very intelligent and making him act stupid and not in a playful way but in serious situations where he is making things worse or depending on others to explain obvious things to him is really weird and feels as if an author either didn't understand his character or just doesn't like him

And again, it's weird for me bc all the time I'm saying that fanfics are for writing whatever you wish but at the same time... sometimes I just want to complain a bit about things I hate 😅

what if i paid someone to take pictures of my stupid house for me

The amr23 is a loyal bitch, I like her