Draw your otp <3

Based on this

ITS SO SHADYCLAW

ROBERT OBERST as KARL MONTGOMERY in THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES

We really appreciate you letting us stay here, Uncle Eli.

HELLOOOOOOO I would like to make this a matter of public record that your fic is one of the few sebastian/reader fics I thoroughly enjoy and it makes me feel things ayoooooooo

I'd die for you Rosie, I'd die for you

@vi0lent-times you're mine and mine only ~

You are my king salah 👑

i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them

jfc i just saw a "morally grey girlboss" poll and mabel pines was one of the contenders. she's not morally grey she's not a girlboss she's 12 and never makes a single moral decision that's worse than "you have stuff going on but i'm focused on my own problems" what are you fucking talking about

jesus christ could you get any gayer

Think about Harrow's AU Bubbles

Thinking about Harrow's AU bubbles, not as fanfic references, but as expressions of her subconscious fears and desires, is so fascinating.

The Harrow Nova one is pretty obvious. Harrow's parents were obsessed with her being a necromancer, were willing to kill for it. It's only natural she'd wonder, "What if I hadn't been?"

And the answer Harrow gives herself is: Your parents and everyone would reject you (except, wildly, for Crux). Also they'd be alive cuz you'd never opened the tomb, and you'd be an unpopular orphan they'd abuse (Just Like Gideon). And you'd still be just as devoted to serving the Ninth with a blade. There's a lot there. But the other really telling bit is her relationship with Gideon. Harrow Nova professes to hate the reverend daughter even as she seeks to (re) create the necro-cav bond with her. But that hatred doesn't seem to be mutual. And the bit about the daughter intervening when Harrow was whipped…

That's Harrow's subconscious saying if their roles had been reversed, "Gideon would have treated me better than I treated her. Gideon would have protected me."

The Ball AU also seems like a reasonable extension of Gideon's childhood query: "What if my other parent is the most important guy in the universe?" Answer: Emperor Dad would throw a big party.

But also… it's a bride-finding ball! That's so very telling. It could have been anything, but Harrow invents another scenario where she's fighting, competing to get to Gideon, to be awarded the role of her sworn partner (first cav, now bride), while outwardly claiming not to want it.

Now The BARI Star AU often gets described as a "coffee shop" one, but it's actually set in a cohort cafeteria. And normally I wouldn't split hairs over that, but I think the cohort setting is actually really significant. The Cohort was Gideon's dream, and also Harrow's rival for Gideon's attention. It's what she kept trying to leave Harrow for.

So now Harrow dreams that she's left Drearburh to join the cohort and will meet Gideon there. Not fight or compete for a role where they're bound to each other, but just meet her there. That feels like yielding. Like compromise. It makes me think Harrow's subconscious has matured past trying to keep Gideon with her always and is instead looking for ways that SHE can be with Gideon. Meet Gideon where she is.

(Also this may be a stretch, but I always find it low-key funny that Harrow imagines Gideon in the cafeteria… I like to think her brain is skimming lists of hypothetical military jobs like... what sees the least action... ah, coffee-adept, she'll be perfectly safe there...)

blame / mafia au

mads mikklesen's crush on hugh dancy is the reason hannibal's obsession with will is so believable on screen

he's just a lil' guy who's never done anything wrong in his life Ever

read the sentence "remember, knife fights have always been equated with sex in media analysis" on here today ...not always first of all. Secondly i can't believe this website made interpreting violence as erotic almost by default boring to me lmao. "oooo a knife penetrates" okay. :/ whatever. Sometimes a knife is just a knife you sound 12 years old. this is just the new haunting the narrative which coincidentally is also is something i used to be attached to when thinking about media rip. Flavourless.

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing ( aggressively codependent yet emotionally unavailable )