Godzilla x Kong New Empire but it's the Spongebob Movie

I had this idea BEFORE the movie even came out lol

This took longer than I thought! Please appreciate it!

and if a double decker bus

me trying to resist the sillies

No longer mentally ill. I cleaned my room.

[More than half my stuff is Batman, so there is still something obviously wrong with me]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HIM

W E ' V E B E E N T R Y I N G T O C O N T A C T Y O U A B O U T Y O U R C A R ' S E X T E N D E D W A R R A N T Y

how I feel reading the notes on my stand with pride post 😔

18+

A/N: Feeling a wee bit fluffy. Reader's a teensy bit clingy.

Steve sending you flowers when he's out of town for a work conference. He's had them delivered to you after receiving your not entirely subtle messages about how much you miss him even though you're only spending a single weekend apart. The bouquet's bound prettily with silky ribbon and wrapped in layers of thick craft paper and delicate tissue paper. All of your favorites are arranged together beautifully; fresh, fragrant and full of color. When his phone begins to buzz as he enters his hotel room he knows it's you even before he's checked the notification. In the first string of messages, you're gushing about how much you loved the thoughtful surprise and in the second, you excitedly ramble about where you think the flowers might look best in your apartment - you're torn between your nightstand and your breakfast nook. Steve smiles fondly at the screen while sat on an unfamiliar bed, multitasking between unlacing his shoes with one hand and tapping out a response with the other about how he misses you too and that he's sorry he can't be there with you right now. His phone vibrates again when you forward a few selfies of yourself holding the bunch, face beaming with delight. He scrolls through them, smile getting wider at how happy you look until he nearly drops his phone at the last couple of pictures. You're posed on your bedsheets, sunlight filtering through your window, casting you in a wash of golden rays. You've shed your t-shirt, breasts exposed save for your nipples, carefully(teasingly) concealed with a leafy long stemmed dahlia held across your chest. You follow up the pictures with a winky message about how you're in the mood to be deflowered, uncaring if the message sounds a little corny or that you're no longer a virgin. When it came to Steve you knew is was pretty easy to work him up and quite the opposite to dampen his excitement, regardless of whether or not the logic held up. When he recovers you get a picture back of his hand cupping the thick bulge pushing up under his slacks and when your phone starts to chime a few moments later, his name popping up on the screen, you know you're in for a very interesting phone call.

here's some minimum wage Jax doodles!!

I did a colored version and oh my stars...... I need this as a sticker now! I love it!!

just goofing around :3

everyone slightly weirder than me online needs to be involuntarily committed and everyone who isn't quite as weird as me needs to lighten up

I know I come off as very ''mclennon shipper 🤪'' but I truly and unironically believe that John and Paul loved each other. Like yeah they were totally best friends like they grew up in each other's pockets, Siamese Nerk Twins, top-and-tailing it in tiny childhood beds, but I mean they loved each other as friends and lovers. They loved each other like how a married couple are just as much best friends as they are lovers.

I unironically believe this I believe they loved each other so much that it eventually, inevitably, destroyed what they worked to create together, and almost devoured them in the shattering heartbreak of it not working out.

Now you have Paul keeping John alive in almost every interview in so many songs in dreams in books, you can still see that love, the love I believe Paul had, has, for John now and back then, and to which I fully believe John reciprocated willingly. Like a widow reminiscing and loving still their lost spouse.

No one can replace John, what Paul had with John was to be described as soulmates, by Paul himself.

That's love man. That's insanity. It's real.

I get that some people see Chip n Jay as like siblings, but has it ever been like said or anything? I get why people say they are, they're very goofy goobers, but y'know polypirates my beloved <3

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I had to

(based off of this)

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