Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

Be right back.

I am feeling totally normal about this

no thoughts…….just them…..just them…

contributing to the gay tv + moth demon ship 📺🦋

(re-uploaded bc i’m so incredibly nit-picky with details🙃)

I don’t KNOW what I want from their dynamic!

I just know it’s INTENSE!

(How are we feeling today, lads? 👀 I’m getting scared of the trailer personally!)

I don’t think my partners understand how in the palm of their hand I am. All they have to do is say my name a certain way, call me pup/puppy, praise me or flirt with me and my cock is twitching and I’m clenching around nothing. Irl it would be worse. I’d let them do whatever they wanted to me as long as they called me good boy and held me, wanna slide inside to breed me? Hold my chin in your hand as you pull my pants down. Want head? Press your fingers against my lips and let me suck on them while calling me good boy or mutt before you take your underwear off. Need something to rut against? Call me over and pat where you want me, tell me to pull my skirt and boxers off so you can rub against my tdick. Need to take your frustrations out? Call me good mutt while you breed my pussy or facefuck me. Get jealous? Call me your pretty boy while you fuck me for as long as you want. I’d get on my hands and knees for these two in an instant no hesitation. I am foaming at the mouth I need them to breed me PLEASEEEE-

I JUST WANNA SEE VASH HAS HAPPY ENDING MKAY 😭😭😭😭😭

so I keep drawing him with Meryl, living such a cozy and loving life after the hell he’s been through 🥹

But there’s a downside to this, the more I draw them together, the more I wanting TriStamp S2 just to see them more! AAAAAAAAA BUT ITS TAKING SO LONG TO WAIT AAAAAAAA

skinny queers be fucking normal abt bears challenge (impossible, y’all hate fat men too much)

"Like the Natsu I’ve always known"

I took my sweet time with this one :) Enjoy!!

Also, I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT 100 YR QUEST, LET’S GOOOOOO

Sick of being normal I want to eat someone out and make them cum so many times they can’t remember how to think

OP IS A MAN THIS IS AN MLM POST

I’ve got a story that’ll make you percabeth girlies go feral:

My closest friend has an anxious/avoidant attachment style. So constant fear that people don’t really love her. I once asked her if she ever doubted that I cared about her. Her response?

“No, you’ve always been so open and aggressive in expressing your love that I can never doubt it.” 🥹

& that’s how I see Annabeth & Percy’s friendship going. Congrats to Annabeth for making a friend that’ll love you unconditionally, warts and all, you deserve it.

Somehow never caught this before, but does this imply Birdperson’s mom killed his dad and he remembers seeing it?

The fact this memory is somehow tied to Blood Ridge in his mind makes me wonder if that’s part of why he didn’t accept Rick’s advances— maybe even subconsciously. If that’s what this implies, no wonder he had commitment issues. Makes the shit with Tammy hit differently, too…

I know it’s a throw away moment, but I really hope we get a follow up on that… Regardless of what that memory is, it’s dark shit.

Erm hi hello, I drank coffee and created the vista thing. And some other doodles from some time ago!

(VISTA AND THE SWIRLY GLASSES SPAM BELONG TO @cupidtxt AND THE WINGED CREATURE BELONGS TO @fexarii !!!!!)

Don’t ask me what rune Link’s using just know Zelda likes it

Sometimes it hits me that Neil started putting Andrew over exy during The Raven King. He knew it was possible that the foxes would get disqualified if Andrew went to Easthaven, but he encouraged Betsy anyway because he knew it was what Andrew needed. Neil Josten, who had been fighting for the past few months only to play exy immediately, was willing to give it all up so that Andrew could get sober. Because he already cared, and he knew Andrew wouldn’t care, Andrew wouldn’t be grateful, Andrew wouldn’t be sorry. But he didn’t care. It was what Andrew needed. And he was ready to sacrifice it all for that.