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OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ELSE REMEMBERS THE CLAY DRAGON BOOKS

KJHSDLFHKHJSD YEAH THE LAST DRAGON OR SOMETHING I WAS OBSESSED AS A KID NGL

Remember when Rowley and his mom danced to Beastie Boys in Diary Of A Wimpy Kid the movie

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

a comic/zine about coyotes

The promise to go full time has been dangled over my head since I started working here. I was supposed to go full time next month. Then I find out I was actually almost fired at the start of the year because "there's no budget for me" but my manager just fought oh so hard to keep me and now I can't go full time until April or May. Like, where's all the money I'm supposedly saving the company by cutting down the driver's over time? This is a massive company that seems to have to money to be doing all this "team building" shit but I get the shit end of the stick because I'm just so unimportant.

Do I make mistakes? Of course I do. I went from food service to this shit, nobody explains anything until I mess up then they say something. I wake up at 2 in the fucking morning to bust my ass for these people. Not to mention picking up the literal shit from my bosses puppy every fucking morning. And he just keeps piling more and more onto me so he doesn't have to fucking do it. I started this job with the promise of full time and I'm getting fucking tired of it being dangled in front of me. I will be starting the job search for something else if this shit gets even a miniscule bit more annoying or shit. I'm so fucking tired of this.

If I'm saving the company so much money why did we get fucking WINE as a "bonus". Call me fucking greedy but I'd rather have money. Not fucking wine.

AND NOT TO FUCKING MENTION THEYRE DOING ILLEGAL SHIT. In my state, businesses aren't allowed to have someone working by themselves, especially in warehouse jobs and similar because of the chances for severe injury. I'm literally all by myself except for maybe 30 minutes when the drivers are there. Is it nice not having to talk to anyone and being able to just do my own thing? Absolutely. But I've gotten hurt several times that if I hadn't moved just perfectly I would've been permanently disabled and unable to work.

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but the show must go on

beautiful! majestic!

Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and "magic" really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt "real" and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!

Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎

learned something about myself lately

Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods