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selfindulgenthell · 1 month

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He got nervous.

#I don’t know how to whistle with my fingers so I didn’t know this until after I finished the drawing #but you don’t use your index and middle finger to whistle with one hand </3 #womp womp #I need yall to pretend for me #whatever. who gives a fart. it’s obvious I only made this because I wanted to draw Mephisto with fingers in his mouth #crossposted on tt btw #mephistopheles #obey me Mephistopheles #obey me smut

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lover-of-mine · 8 days

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How dare you think it's romantic, leaving me safe and stranded?

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molochka-koshka · 21 days

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Very small vent then I'll get back to normal i promise

#but it blows my mind that israel can bomb christian churches and christians will still ride israels gross dick #like is it because theyre orthodox churches? does that make it okay?#I'll probably delete this later but sometimes I do see people on my fyp that I'm like #are yall seeing the same news as me? like what is your problem? are you pretending to be christian or something?#or do you just hate orthodox christians?#or more realistically do you just hate arab christians #i know im supposed to be nicer and have more grace for people during lent so saying kys isnt appropriate #even if its my gut reaction #thats something i need to fix about myself #but genuinely I pray that people like that stop being evil

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edward-lygma-ballz · 2 months

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Dudes, I'm thinkin.. and hear me out cause this may be a long shot, but Sigourney Weaver, Harrison Ford sandwich. Like I'm thinking first Alien Sigourney and Empire Strikes Back Harrison you know? Y'all feelin it?

For the Visual People/People who don't know who I'm talking about (how do you not know who I'm talking about tho) (this was also just an excuse to pull more pictures of the both of them)

#WOWOOWOWOOOW #M-MO-MOMMY #sorry #MOMMY #DADDY!?#PLEASEEE YOU GUYS DON'T GET HOW BADLY I NEED THESE TWO TOGETHER #honestly even them both now would have me on my knees #cause holly cow yall see Harrison in Dial of Destiney?!#I went and saw that shit with my friends parents #Sat right beside them #and I had to pretend like I wasn't incredibly turned on by him #geeze it's an issue

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cuntdrool · 5 months

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So my first set of ears is coming in today and im trying to be normal about it....

#i figured of everyone out there though #yall would understand lol #things irl are really complicated and rough rn so this is the little bright patch i really needed #ive spent so long trying to pretend this kink doesnt make me feel at peace but it does #just let me shut my brain off and be told im good at something #i ordered these from this artist like months ago so that delayed gratification high is delicious

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atomic-sludge · 6 days

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Flipping violently back and forth between "Imposter is overrated and gets too much fandom content. I dont want to contribute to that" and "Imposter is such an intriguing and interesting villain I'd love to explore that."

#not art #text post #the thing that gets me is that for all the fancontent he gets like none of it has anything to do with how he ACTUALLY is.#man is a serial identity thief. his second and last appearance is him TORMENTING A MENTALLY ILL MAN TO HIS BREAKING POINT #because idk he fucking felt like it??? bc dan didnt take a dude stealing his identity lying down and actually did shit abt it???#but nooo. 'teehee hes sooo gay coded' 'hes so hot ong' 'heres him in a maid dress'#lets ship him with the afformentioned metally ill man he tormented. that sounds like a reasonable and healthy relationship.#hes a shitty dude who hides his malice behind charisma and charm and yall FELL FOR ITTT #not tagging this with the fandom. dotn feel like it. if you see this and know what im talking abt good for you.#and if you happen to like the character/ship im talking abt. good for you aswell. this post aint for you move along.#rant in tags #vent in tags #character hate #ship hate #might delete this later. who knows haha not me #i pretend to hate him but when i need a villain for a psychological horror/torture scenario? guess who i think of?#dont look at me

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nyxi-pixie · 2 years

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the "finns a bad actor bc in the melvin scene he just doesnt seem to care that much and doesnt sound genuine" I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. how can u be that stupid

the way people will bend over backwards to justify mike being straight. like ur not analysing a tv show anymore ur playing this shit

and by god u guys are winning at it!!! like ur all so flexible!!! bending in unnatural positions to fit ur own narratives its crazy ur all so talented🤩🤩🤩

#i hate them so much #ban people who dont understand how playing a character when THE CHARACTER IS ACTING BADLY works #like ofc mike seems off in that scene. hes Pretending to be her super straight bf #finn seems weird bc hes acting someone whos acting #yk?#anyway why cant u guys spot when finn wolfhard is playing his repressed gays again #hasnt he done it enough times for you to spot it yet???!?!#or do you need another three???#bc listen its getring out of hand #anyway shout out to straight fans mental gymnastics!!!#yall inspire me to win at twister every day #byler

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dspdick · 30 days

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do you guys ever feel like you’re a couple of kilos away from becoming an unlovable human because you’re pretty but not beauty standard pretty and weighing over 60kg is too much for your looks and personality combination

#i’ll be like ‘no my moms ed totally wasn’t passed down to me’ and then pull this #head in hands pretend yall haven’t read this okay #i just needed to let it out

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gibbearish · 9 months

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hey @humans saw yall responded to a post making fun of you for updating the pixel alignment of a dash icon rather than fixing anything important saying "changes like this feel small but can make a big difference for some people" which is a bullshit cop out if ive ever heard one so im here to tell you directly in a way you cant wiggle out: you know what would actually make a big difference for a LOT of people? not being transphobic assholes

#that response was so deeply annoying to me like they couldve been like 'yeah its not big but it was technically an update #so we had to include it in the update report' but they tried to frame it as 'well ackshully everyone was BEGGING us to perfecltly #align this pixel so youre WELCOME' and its like. man fuck off you dont get to throw a fit that your userbase is pissed off about #repeated blatent bigotry and then try to act like youre doing us a favor moving an icon a smidge #yall know exactly what the users want you to do to improve this site and are ignoring it because you dont actually give a shit #but you cant say that bit out loud so you have to keep talking circles around it because you know the dirty queers are the main people #keeping your site the tiny bit afloat it still is but are unwilling to actually treat us well so you have to #talk in circles and pretend you give a shit and hype up minor updates like theyre godsend while fucking over trans people anyway #anyways i hope the transphobe on staff is the one who opens this tag notification #just kidding thats all of them because if youre willing to keep a transphobe on your team and allow them to make changes #that directly target lgbt people then you are all transphobes #whats that saying thats like 'if you have 3 nazis and 9 regular men at a table you have 12 nazis'? that #i dont actually expect them to respond to this post bc like. theyre obviously already aware people are mad about this and have just been #avoiding the subject especially if PIXEL ADJUSTMENT is something theyre responding to instead but #w/e #also moving an icon slightly does not make a big difference for anyone sorry not sorry i guarantee if it hadnt been #included in the updates post not a single person would have noticed or cared #they just need something to pad their uodates post out with so people hopefully eont notice the glaring lack #of 'fired the transphobe' 'unblocked queer tags' 'turned off the image filter that targets trans women a lot for some weird reason'

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stinkrascal · 1 year

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hilarious how men will expect you to show an interest and participate in their hobbies but whenever youre any flavor of woman and you ask them to show an interest in your hobbies its radio silence 😀

#the way i’ll play fortnite and dnd and any other nerdy ass game they want bc i wanna spend time with them #but when im like ‘you guys do yall wanna play sdv with me 🥺’ they reject it so quickly #like yall really thought im just suddenly interested in shooters or roleplay lmfao #NO!!! i did it because yall had an interest and i wanted to be respectful!!!#like holy shit men learn how to have emotional intelligence challenge #im genuinely so mad lmfao 😭 if i dont find female or women aligned friends soon i’ll kill myself #i genuinely love my friends too i just wish they at least pretended to make an effort w my interests in the same way i do for them :’)#this isn’t about my bf btw he’s the only one who ever shows an interest in my hobbies and it makes me feel nice and special #i just wish our friends cared too :’( lmao rip #this is why i need female or afab friends!!!! if i don’t get some nice friends irl soon i think my mind will break #loneliness really is a killer y’all

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starlooove · 3 months

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Batcat could do the funniest thing rn

#constantly advocating for black batcat kid #actually doesn’t have to be a Batcat kid just a segue #we don’t have a current batgirl yall PLEASE #refusing to acknowledge babs as batgirl so hard rn #Tiffany Fox!! is currently #actually is that main continuity?#ok last time we saw her she was Jace’s Robin #but since they love ignoring black storylines just ignore this one and make her batgirl!#matter of fact introduce ANOTHER black character to make jace’s Robin #if we need the segregation so bad #Im starved for black comic content Can u see me #u can only pretend Kon is mixed so much #and i read most recent cyborg #it was fine #like it really wasn’t bad didn’t speak to me but also read that in a car and I got carsick and I was so focused on not throwing up #actually I think I’ll give it a reread it was not fair of me to read it like that lmaooo #same with that superfam meet up shit #which was it #secret identity #Niggas who said Clark was Superman were dying #both of them were okay to me but also the horrors #ANYWAAAYYYD #dc better not fuck up the hill lol I’ll kill myself at headquarters

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snekdood · 11 months

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Quite honestly, i think people just dont like to acknowledge how many times i have been victimized bc it doesnt work for their narrative of the Scary Bad Trans Guy With No Regard For Others And Likes To Kick Puppies And Doesnt Know Real Pain Or Trauma

#bc otherwise yall would have to feel bad about putting me through way more additional unnecessary trauma on here #and i swear its yall who believe everything my abuser says about me. you need to tell yourself its true that i did the shit they accuse me #of and theyre just this pure uwu innocent pewson who doews no wongg umu #yall dont wanna except ive been through hell bc then you gotta accept youve put me through additional unnecessary hell that only warped my #perception worse of a community i thought i was fuckin part of and accepted in but apparently tf not #like you only have yourselves to blame for that shit. for why i hate online queer spaces now.#man it would just suck so so hard for your narrative if i was actually abused as much as i say and my abusive x was actually lying about me #bc otherwise how will you pretend trans men never ever experience any issues ever?#like i dont need to look. ik im one of the main blogs yall like to target and put on blast for transandrophobia stuff bc im super fuckin #outspoken about my shit (nevermind that yall never directly confront me). i already know thats how it is bc theres ppl on here who have a #apparently deep interest in constantly hating me and trying to find reasons im wrong. so when i say something is bad they habe to act like #its good actually somehow. and ik it all roots back to my abuser. there is literally no other reason i can think of that would mame ppl #that invested in hating me unless they believe everything my ex says. so undoubtedly theres ppl in my exs spaces who believe #transandrophobia is fake men arent oppressed ever etc etc. i digress. but ik its yall who've propped this whole shit up #ik its yall who put me on blast for this first and triwled to spread it that i was one of the Big Bad Names in the transandrophobia spaces #so ik yall use me as an example. ik you tell people i lie about everything. ik you tell people i exaggerate. ik you tell people im crazy #ik you tell ppl they cant trust me or rely on me and spread all the bs my ex says about me and even spreads their abuse toward me further #by even doing that shit. yall NEED to keep believing that im the Big Bad Trans Guy that you think i am bc otherwise your whole worldview #falls tf apart. everything you've been standing on online about how trans mascs who believe in transandrophobia are bad would fall apart.#if i am really as fuckin abused and victimized as i say. suddenly you dont get to use me as the example for Bad Transandrophobia Believer #and I KNOW thats the only reason yall choose not to listen or believe us. its LITERALLY just because you're choosing a side in a personal #relationship situation. ik it has nothing to do with politics for plenty of you. you're taking a side and shitting out reasons for why you #did after the fact.#if you really care about politics n shit you should listen to ALL THE OTHER TRANS MEN TALKING ABOUT THIS #besides using one person as your example for why you shouldnt believe people who believe this is a thing.#i mean. even aside the fucking fact that its all bs. if yall dont wanna believe me. whatever. you can get traumatized by them if you want #idefc at this point. if you actually care about politics as much as you say you gotta engage w people in good faith and uh maybe try n #listen to the SWATHES of other trans guys who also talk about this shit and thinks its real.

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sainte666 · 3 months

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Where’s the grants for insane people such as myself to see therapists that don’t take insurance because they can’t do good interventions for you with insurance watching

#i need a new therapist badly because I am SO depressed but only the turns out to be wack or poor fit ones give me time of day #on the waiting list for at Least 1 psychiatrist and 1 therapist but both are surely going to have a waitlist of forever #ok pretend the first tag made sense. yall get what i’m saying

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brightokyolights · 3 months

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Bro no joke, forgetting that not everyone hates capitalism and then having to try have a reasonable conversation with someone about buying things... *eye twitch*

#to explain we will have person A - person B and then me #so person B is asking me if its ok to buy stuff from ebay - because i am a person that tries to avoid buying from amazon etc #and im like yeah should be because its independent sellers mostly - to be fair though yall. i barely buy anything online because i hate #online shopping. i try to buy things in person instead #anyways insert person A whos like 👁👄👁 oH aRe YoU oNe Of ThOse PeOpLE ThAt DoESNt pUrCHasE frOm AmAzON #yall im sighing just thinking about this conversation omfg its so stupid #anyways queue me explaining that yeah. i try to avoid it if i can because i dont like my money going to some motherfucker who doesnt need #the money (person B pipes in that jeff bezos is on the way to becoming a trillionaire which is Not Good 🙃 . thank you B now i will go on)#A then goes on to explain all the benefits to amazon “what if you want something the next day” i ask if theres really anything you truly #need right away like that. we used to live in times where you would have to wait or find it in a shop. A says “oh but its so cool and #convenient“ and i say sure. because they have the money and grew their business of being more 'convenient' than other businesses #A says “oh but the customer service is so good. if i want a return theyll do it straight away with no questions and maybe even give me #credit too“ and im like yeah. because they can afford to do that. ”sometimes independent sellers are in there too“ ok so buy from them then #If You Must but i can guarantee you mostly dont. not to mentuon theyre probably only on there in the first place because amazon has made it #so its one of the most popular places to use instead of anywhere else #and it went on. i just stopped talking eventually because it eas one of those situations where the other person was not fucking listening to #the point i was trying to make. which is that if you really have to. ok do it whatever. i get that its a bit impossible to avoid sometimes #im not gonna sit here and pretend when ive not been able to get something anywhere else i havent got it from there. but the point is to #actually think about WHY youre buying stuff and WHO the money is going to. because websites like amazon especially have created such a trend #of overconsumption. that you just buy stuff and then buy prime because oh its so cheap and useful and comes right the next day! and you dont #consider why any of these things are true. whos getting fucked over in the process. that you are one of the people getting fucked over!!!#lord i could go on but i shant #point is. genuinely do what you want like deep down i do not care it does not affect me and i know its not so straightforward #but people who just BLATANTLY and actively SUPPORT rich people (forgot to mention A kept talking about how the whole site was smart and that #Jeff was a genius blah blah) can you sit and realise that this whole system and that FUCKING Imbecile of a man are!!¡! a problem!!#i wish i could articulate it better but im leaving it at that #good morning yall xD #le text post

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thedeadthree · 2 years

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— WHAT IS AT THE CORE OF YOUR OC?

the darling @chuckhansen, @unholymilf, @risingsh0t, @yennas, @aceghosts, @florbelles, @belorage, @adelaidedrubman, @roofgeese and @dihardys tagged me to take this loveliest uquiz for the dears! ty so much you all are so sweet <3

TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @bloodofvalyria, @queennymeria, @jackiesarch, @aartyom, @stormveils, @pearlcscent, @marivenah, @confidentandgood, @shellibisshe, @swordcoasts, @multiverse-of-themind, @loriane-elmuerto and you!

FRACTURED GLASS

no amount of orchestrated class is ever going to hide the fact that you’re doomed to be alone. you’re a puppet, you’re a weapon, but most importantly? you’re a fraud. your facade isn’t malicious, but that doesn’t change a thing. everything in your life is in your control now, and you chose to let yourself become stiff and distant. you’re guilty of everything you blame yourself for, and your misfortune is the fault of nobody but yourself. your selfish nature forges you into a man-made monster, so quick to blame and so desperate to escape consequence. i hope that you can become someone you’re proud of soon.

SPUN GOSSAMER

the easiest thing to do is stay quiet when something’s up. you’re not bothered, and you know what? you shouldn’t be! it’s none of your business, even when it’s entirely your business. it’s difficult (read: impossible) to tell if your cheery demeanor is a cover-up for something sadder, or if it’s simply your natural state of mind. you see a lot of things: people coming through town, people leaving the house and never coming back, lies and deceit of the highest degree. what happened to you? will you ever be that kid again? your presence smells like cotton candy, and your fingertips sparkle like stars. whatever white rabbit you’re chasing isn’t going to lead you to wonderland if you don’t start reaching out when you’re not feeling okay.

BEHIND THE MASK

you aren’t slick about whatever you think you’re hiding. glass shatters in your midst, blood spills, children scream. like some of your friends, your personality of choice is entirely artificial. the difference between you and them is that you can get away with it. you’re unknown, perhaps even to yourself, and your goals are complex and unknown. anyone stupid enough to fall for you is setting themselves up to be frustrated and confused, owing to your being ultimately unknowable. i hope you can find an identity that makes you comfortable.

CAUTERIZING RAGE

the house has burned around you, and you’re the only one left standing. is it gratifying to be the survivor? fear and anger are weapons in your capable hands, used only to serve your agenda of fighting back when deemed necessary. you're a powerful person, built from the ashes of your despair and your family's mistakes. with time, you'll bloom into someone softer, like the full blossoms that grow each spring and wither away with the leaves in fall. they won't disappear if you take your eyes off of them. you're enough.

BENIGN CULPABILITY

everyone hates you because you are a facetious lying bitch. …kidding, i think. seriously, though! you try way too hard to look like a picturesque example of class and responsibility, but you use your position as a social butterfly to take advantage of those weaker than you. it’s rare for anything not to be your fault, and everyone thinks you’re crying wolf when you actually HAVEN’T done anything. it gets kind of tiring to have everyone on your dick all the time, but it’s less interesting to actually behave. good luck with the therapy?

#only if you want to! 🥀❣️#oc: iovanna dayne #oc: lioslaith mac ruaidhrí #oc: sérëdhiel alfirin #oc: adda de trastamara #oc: ademarta cel tradat #ADDA? CAUTERIZING RAGE????? thisisfinethisisFINE..! i think we can all degree she deserves to lose it and go unhinged a little bit <3 #oh my god yall are right the CALLOUTS for the girls my jaw was on the FLOOR by each one?#MAR MARS BYEEEE..! even uquiz thinks you need to seek out someone to talk about that past of yours :') you are so right uquiz!#BEHIND THE MASK AND SERA BEHIND THE MASK AND SERA..! and who shes with and how that's like..... both of their thing..! screaming!#for a time her being an ally or a friend..! unbeknownst to you! you are staring down the enemy! GOD HER ANSWER IS SO <3 #okay now LISTEN HERE UQUIZ YOU :') @ lioslaith..! who gave you the RIGHT! her pretending everything is fine where! she really isn't!#leg.txt #leg.ocs #t: tag games #THIS WAS SO CUTE AHH TY TY i have to do this again soon with more clowns..! maybe the if dearies bc i miss them <3 #i need to rb an ask game so i can develop iovanna and sera these two are making me crazy rn <3 i love them so!#t: text #they really called iovanna out in this one i am so sorry my love skjnkanl..! but! her having a vice grip on her own fate!#and that she has a selfish nature in reality (that she is DEDICATED to pretend as if she doesn't!) and being cold and distant! im fine!#(and we will be here all NIGHT if i begin to yell about how that is a little TOO accurate to her and daemon kajnkxsnk <3)#maybe ill do this again with her descendant and the (possibly!) second hotd oc <3 #'facetious lying bitch' kjsanknajs AND DONT U FORGET IT <3 love that for u mar mar babe!

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feral-radfem · 1 year

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You can't identify into being a lesbian. That doesn't just apply to males, it's any of you who are not women who are exclusively same-sex attractived.

That lesbian master docs and political lesbianism has destroyed the young minds of many bisexual girls and help destroy almost all lesbian spaces irl and online. If you are interested in the opposite sex romantically or sexually AT ALL, even a little bit, you are not a lesbian.

I really don't see how y'all are making this more complicated than that. Being a lesbian is innate, you can't just 'find out' 50 years down the line, sexual desire for women and the lack of sexual desire for men would have been fairly evident at some point before that.

Quit lying.

#lily responds #idc yall bi larpers annoy the fuck out of me too #yall were the first group to decide that you can speak over lesbian bc you id as us #you opened the door for the males behavior bc you couldnt respect your sisters boundries.#also I have mad respect for the bisexual women correcting other bi women so they can't just demonize 'gold star lesbians' who correct them #it involves them because their Community acting out usually when it comes to identifying as a lesbian when you're fucking not one #I'm always happy to see other bi women clean up their trash #i dont think all bi women are nipping at the bit to pretend to be lesbians but the ones who are (and theres plenty) need to be shut down.#ok im done

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