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#I have to take a tech exam / certification this year too
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forget hot girl summer imma bout to have busy girl autumn and stressed girl winter
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stargirlfics · 7 months
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What did you study to become a surgical tech and for how long? I'm in my first year of college and I wanna figure out what options I've got in the future if I ever decide to pursue a medical career.
The college I attended had a surgical tech program that I applied to in my second year of college!
My program didn’t require a ton to apply but I did have to study biology and microbiology before getting accepted so if you’re considering something in medicine or healthcare and have the ability to take basic biology or even anatomy and physiology it’s good to consider!
The surgical tech program I went through was 2 years total (but there’s some accredited schools that are 10 months to a year long—I recommend a two year program because you’ll actually graduate with a degree in applied sciences or something similar) so typically the first half is learning basic medical terminology and anatomy and physiology and then you learn about different surgical procedures broken down by speciality
Alongside that it’s learning surgical supplies and instruments and doing skills labs where they set up mock surgeries and you practice and learn how to physically do everything the job entails: passing instruments, setting up your table and organizing supplies on it, how to prep and drape a surgical site and then practicing what instruments you’ll need during specific surgeries and how you hand those to the surgeon and when!
The second half is your clinical year where you are going to a hospital as a student surgical tech and applying everything you’ve learned in class in actual surgeries with actual patient’s! There’s usually a specific amount of surgeries you have to scrub in on in order to complete the program and then you can apply to take the CST board exam which gives you actual certification in surgical technology (hospitals may pay you more if you have certification btw!)
That’s a brief rundown of what it looked like for me so maybe that can be an option for you too, I always say this profession is one that’s not super well known but definitely really cool and important in medicine and can be what you’re looking for if you don’t necessarily want to go the nursing route or are just looking for options. I’m wishing you luck with college, lovely! 💓
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phamphamz · 7 months
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Ok, well here goes (and anyone is free to put in their input on this situation)
So, I want to go into the IT field in the future and at my school I can take these classes that end up with taking the certification test for CompTIA A+ (which is like industry standard and it’s SUPER good for any job involving technology — it costs $500). I didn’t get into those classes. But, someone that I work with (im an intern at a local tech company) found out about these (I had my review done by the school and they informed him of the classes) and he REALLY thinks I should ask to take the certification tests anyway since it’ll be free (the school pays for it). And if I pass then it’s great because industry certified basically, and then if I fail then at least I’ll have the experience of taking it and in the future if I really want it I can pay the $500 to take the exam on my own.
Super great, I know. BUT I’m super busy this school year (and especially in the spring semester). I would ask to take it during May — since it would give me a decent amount of time to learn everything on my own BUT in May I already have 4 AP exams (one of which I’m self-studying for — AP Computer Science A) AND my finals for my college classes (one of which is Calculus) so I’m kinda booked when it comes to studying for things at that point.
And it’s just a sorta big decision that’s really been weighing on me today, I’m also going asking to take the PCAP test (Python Certified Associate Programmer), but that one I’m not worried about since i already know that pretty well. I know the big scheme of things, really nothing is at stake, but it just feels like a LOT of things and it’s literally my last year here so I wanted to have fun this school year 😭😭😭
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oh... I really don't know what to tell you here because I can see the good side of both taking and not taking the tests 🥹 but I think... if it's going to make you stress too much, maybe you shouldn't? but that's completely just my personal opinion please don't take it too serious 😭 and I understand that it's something that is going to be very beneficial in the future but... you're living your life right now, so maybe try to enjoy it at least a bit more, you know... like you said, it's your last year there so you should really get to have some fun!
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forestwater87 · 3 years
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How did you become a university Librarian? Did you do an English degree? Sorry if this is a weird question it just really interests me as I’m not sure what to do when I’m older
Eeee I got really excited about this question! 
Okay, the fun thing about librarianship is that all roads can lead to it: as long as you get an ALA-approved (assuming you’re American; if you aren’t I cannot help you) graduate degree you can do just about anything for undergrad. English majors are extremely common, just by the nature of who’s into the job, but literally it doesn’t matter; in fact, weirder and more specialized degrees can actually help in certain jobs, because they give you a ton of background info and qualifications than most of your contemporaries have.
I fell into it because I worked at a library in high school and fell in love with the environment, and when I realized I’d rather die than work in publishing (my previous life’s goal) I gravitated toward library school. I knew from the beginning that I’d need a Master’s -- and a very specific one at that -- so mostly my undergrad was just “grab a foundational degree and have fun with it.” That was really freeing, honestly. I had a ton of fun in undergrad.
Now, if you, Anon, were interested in getting into librarianship I’d have a handful of recommendations. These are all based on my very American experience, and there are probably smarter people than me with better advice but I’m the only one on this blog so heeeeerrreeeee we goooooooooo!
Undergrad
You need a 4-year degree. Full-stop. It doesn’t matter what kind, but you gotta have one to get into grad school.
Like I said, you can do just about anything for an undergraduate degree. Most of the time English is the BA of choice, because librarians love them some books, but some far less common ones that I think would be hugely helpful to a hopeful librarian would be:
Computer Science: Oh my god you need at least a baseline competency in computers/technology please you don’t have to code but you need to be able to turn a computer on and navigate just about any website/office application on just about any device at the very least you need to know how to Google
Business/Marketing: Particularly if you want to work in public libraries, where a bunch of your funding comes from begging politicians and convincing taxpayers to donate/vote to give you money
Law: If you want to be a law librarian
Medical . . . whatever, I don’t know what fields of medicine there are: If you want to work in a hospital or other medical library
History or Art History: If you’re interested in archives or museum librarianship
Education: School librarians in my state require you to be a certified teacher, and no matter what kind of library you end up in, you’ll end up teaching someone something a decent amount of the time
Communications: You’ll be doing a lot of it. Public speaking, too
Spanish/ASL/any not-the-common language: Hey, you never know what your patrons speak
Literally fucking anything I promise it doesn’t matter what you major in you will use it in a library at some point
Just be aware that you will need more than an undergrad degree. You’ll need probably 2 years of postsecondary schooling (more for certain types of librarianship), so get yourself comfortable with the idea of college.
If you’re like me (please don’t be like me), you might toy with the idea of getting a minor or two/double majoring to round out your skill set. Honestly I’d encourage it if you’re comfortable with the workload and have the time or money; like I said, there are no skills or educational background that won’t come in handy at some point. I promise. We see it all.
Along those lines, a wide expanse of hobbies can be hugely helpful too! You never know when your encyclopedic knowledge of Minecraft will be useful to a patron, but it absolutely will be.
Graduate School
All right, you’ve got your lovely little Bachelor’s Degree, maybe in something weird and esoteric for the fun of it . . . now you’re off to do more school!
It’s a bit complicated, because there are a handful of different titles an appropriate degree could have; my school called it “a Master of Science in Information Science” (MSIS), but other schools might just go with “Master’s of Information Science” (MIS), “Master’s of Library Science” (MLS), “Master’s of Library and Information Science” (MLIS) . . . it’s a mess. 
What you need to do is make sure the degree is approved by the American Library Association, who decides if a program is good enough to make you a librarian in the States. (Again, if you’re not American, good luck.)
Here’s a list of ALA-accredited programs and the schools that offer them.
The nice thing is accreditation has to be renewed at least every few years, so that means your program is always updated to make sure it’s in line with national standards. I’m not promising you’ll learn everything you need to be a librarian in grad school (oh my god you so won’t not even close hahahaha), but at least in theory you’ll be learning the most up-to-date information and methods.
(I’m curious to see how things have changed; when I was in school from 2015-17, the hot topics in library science were makerspaces (especially 3D printing), turning the library into the community’s “third space,” and learning how to incorporate video games into library cataloging and programming. No idea if those are still the main hot-button issues or if we’ve moved on to something else; I imagine information literacy and fake news are a pretty big one for current library students.)
Anyway! You pick a school, you might have to take a test or two to get in -- I had to take the GRE, which is like the SATs but longer -- almost certainly have to do all that annoying stuff like references and cover letters and all that, but assuming you’re in: now what?
There are a couple options depending on the school and the program, but I’m going to base my discussion around the way my school organized their program at the time, because that’s what I know dammit and I will share my outdated information because I want to.
My school broke the degree down into 5 specializations, which you chose upon application to the program:
Archives & Records Administration: For working in archives! I took some classes here when I was flirting with the idea, and it’s a lot of book preservation, organizing and caring for old documents and non-book media, and digitization. Dovetails nicely into museum work. It’s a very specific skillset, which means there will be jobs that absolutely need what you specifically can do but also means there aren’t as many of them. It makes you whatever the opposite of a “jack of all trades” is. You’re likely to be pretty isolated, so if you want to spend all your time with books this might be a good call; it’s actually one of the few library-related options that doesn’t require a significant amount of public-facing work. 
Library & Information Services: For preparation to work in public or academic (college) libraries. Lots of focus on reference services, some cataloging, and general interacting-with-the-public. You have to like people to go into library services in general, heads up.
Information Management & Technology: Essentially meaningless, but you could in theory work as like a business consultant or otherwise do information-related things with corporations or other organizations.
Information Storage & Retrieval: Data analytics, database . . . stuff. I don’t really know. Computers or something. Numbers 3 and 4 really have nothing to do with libraries, but our school was attempting to branch out into more tech-friendly directions. That being said, both this and #3 could definitely be useful in a library! Libraries have a lot of tech, and in some ways business acumen could be helpful. All roads lead to libraries; remember that.
Library & Information Services / School Library Media Specialist: This was the big kahuna. To be a school librarian -- at least in my state -- you need to be both a certified librarian and a certified teacher, which means Master’s degrees in both fields. What our school did was basically smushed them together into a combined degree; you took a slightly expanded, insanely rigorous 2-2.5 years (instead of the traditional 1.5-2) and you came out of it with two degrees and two certifications, ready to throw your butt into an elementary, middle/junior high, or high school library. Lots of focus on education. I started here before realizing I don’t like kids at all, then panicked and left. Back in 2017 this was the best one for job security, because our state had just passed a law requiring all school librarians to be certified with a MSIS/MLS/whatever degree. So lots of people already in school libraries were desperately flinging themselves at this program, and every school was looking for someone that was qualified. No idea if that’s changed in time.
No matter what concentration you went in with, you automatically graduated with a state certification to be a librarian, which was neat. You didn’t automatically get civil service status, though; for some public libraries you need to be put on a civil service list, which means . . . something, I’m not entirely sure. It involves taking exams that are only available at certain times of the year and I gave up on it because it looked hard. 
No one did more than 1 concentration, which is dumb because I wanted to do them all, but it takes a lot of time and money to take all the classes associated with all of them so I personally did #2, which was on the upper end of mid-tier popularity. School library and database services were far and away the most popular, and literally no one did the business one because it was basically useless, so library and archives were the middle children of which the library one was prettier.
THAT BEING SAID! Some forms of librarianship require a lot more education. A few of those are:
Law librarians: At least in my state, you gotta be a certified librarian and have a J.D. This is where the “big bucks” are -- though let’s be real, if you want to be a librarian you have zero interest in big bucks; reconcile yourself to being solidly middle-class and living paycheck-to-paycheck for the rest of your life or marrying rich -- which I guess is why it requires the most work.
School librarians: Like I mentioned, depending on the state you might need two degrees, and not all schools smush them into one. You might need to get a separate Master’s in education.
College librarians: Now, this depends on the college and the job; some colleges just need an all-access librarian, like mine. I didn’t need to specialize in anything, I just showed up with my degree and they took me. (Note: these sorts of entry-level positions tend to pay piss. Like, even more piss than most library gigs. Just a heads-up.) However, if you’re looking to get into a library of a higher-end university, you might be asked to have a second Master’s-level or higher degree just to prove you’re academic enough to party at their school. (Let’s be real, Harvard is almost certainly gonna want someone with a Ph.D. at the very least. That’s just how they roll.) Alternatively, the position might be for a specialty librarian, someone in charge of a field-specific library or field-specific reference services; if you’re being asked to head up the Science & Engineering Library at Masshole University, it’s reasonable to expect that you’ll be bringing a degree in engineering or some sort of science to the table. Colleges have so many different needs that predicting what kind of experience/education you should get is a bit of a challenge. Good luck. Some schools will help you out a bit with this; my grad school had dual degree programs where you could share credits between the MSIS and either an English or History Master’s so you could graduate with both in less time. I . . . started this, and then panicked at the thought of more school/writing a thesis and bailed, but it’s great if you’re into that idea!
What’s the point of the Information/Library Science degree?
You have to have the degree. If you don’t have the degree, you don’t get the job and you don’t make-a the money. Resign yourself to getting a Master’s degree or you’re gonna be bummed out and unemployed.
In terms of what you learn? Well, obviously it depends on the program, but I found that a lot of what I learned was only theoretically related to what I do on a daily basis. My instructors were lovely (well, the adjuncts anyway; the full-timers really didn’t want to be there and wanted to be off doing research and shit), but every library is so idiosyncratic and there’s such a massive umbrella of jobs you could get in one -- god, I didn’t even get into things like metadata services, which I learned basically nothing about in grad school but are super important to some positions -- that it’s hard to learn anything practical in a classroom.
However, besides the piece of paper that lets you make-a the money, there are two important things you should get from your grad school education:
Research skills: My god, you’re going to be doing so much research. If you’re a public librarian, you need to know how to Google just about anything. And if you’re a college librarian, being able to navigate a library database and find, evaluate, and cite sources . . . I mean, you’re going to be doing so much of that, showing students how to do that. Like a ridiculous amount of my day is showing students how to find articles in the virtual library. Get good at finding things, because much like Hufflepuffs, librarians need to be great finders.
Internship(s): Just about every library program will require an internship -- usually but not always in replacement of a thesis -- and if the one you’re looking at doesn’t, dump it like James Marsden in a romantic comedy. Internships are hugely important not only because they look good on a resume and give you some of those delicious, delicious references, but they are a snapshot of what your job is going to look like on a day-in, day-out basis; if nothing else, you’ll learn really fast what does and doesn’t appeal to you. As I mentioned, I wanted to be a school librarian for about half a semester. You know what changed my mind? My class required like 40 hours of interning at schools of each level. Being plopped into that environment like a play you’re suddenly acting in? Super helpful in determining whether or not this shit is for you.
What else should I learn, then?
Besides how to research basically anything? Here are some useful skills in just about any library:
Copyright law. Holy shit, do yourself a favor and learn about publishing/distribution laws in your state. Do you wanna show a movie as a fun program? You need to buy a license and follow super specific rules or it’s illegal! Does an instructor want to make copies of their textbook to give to the students? Make sure you know how much they can copy before it’s no longer fair use! Everything in my life would be easier if I’d taken the time to learn anything about copyright. I did not, and now I’m sad. (I lost out on a job opportunity because they wanted the librarian to be particularly knowledgeable in that kinda thing, and I was very not.)
Metadata and cataloging. In theory, you should learn this in grad school, but I was only given the bare basics and it wasn’t enough. Dublin Core, MARC-21, RDF -- there are so many different kinds of metadata schema, and I took a 6-week class in this and still don’t understand any of the words I just used in this sentence. But basically, to add items to a library catalog you often need to know how to input them into your library’s system; to an extent that’ll be idiosyncratic to your library’s software, but some of it will be based on a larger cataloging framework, so familiarity with those is very useful.
Public speaking and education. You’re gonna do a lot of it. Learn how to deal.
General tech savviness. Again, we’re not talking about coding but if you can navigate a WordPress website? If you know how to troubleshoot just about any issue with Microsoft Word, PowerPoint, etc.? If you can unjam printers and install software and use social media you’re going to be a much happier person. At the very least, know how to google tutorials and fake your way through; your IT person can only do so much, and a lot of it is probably going to fall on you.
Social work, diplomacy, general human relations kinda stuff. You’re going to be dealing with all sorts of people from all sorts of backgrounds, with every political view, personal problem, and life experience under the sun. You need to get very good at being respectful of diversity -- even diversity you don’t like* -- and besides separating your own personal views and biases from your work, you’ll be much better equipped to roll with the punches if you have, for example, conflict resolution training. Shit’s gonna get weird sometimes, I promise. (Once a student came in swinging around butterfly knives and making ninja noises. You know who knew how to deal with that? Not me!)
Standard English writing and mechanics. It’s not fair, but in general librarians are expected to have a competent grasp on the Standard English dialect, and others are less likely to be appreciated by the general populace. Obviously this differs based on your community and environment, and colloquialisms are sometimes useful or even necessary, but as a rule of thumb it’s a good call to be able to write “properly,” even if that concept is imperialist bullshit.
*I don’t mean Nazis. Obviously I don’t mean Nazis. Though there is a robust debate in the library community about whether Nazis or TERFs or whatever should be allowed to like, use library facilities for their own group meetings or whatever. I tend to fall on the “I don’t think so” side of the conversation, but there’s a valid argument to be made about not impeding people’s access to information -- even wrong or harmful information. 
Any other advice?
Of course! I love to talk. Let’s see . . .
Get really passionate about freedom of information and access: A library’s main reason for existing is to help people get ahold of information (including fiction) that they couldn’t otherwise access. If you’re a public librarian, you have to care a lot about making sure people can access information you probably hate. (If you’re an academic librarian it’s a little more tricky, because the resources should meet a certain scholarly threshold, and if you’re a school librarian there are issues of appropriateness to deal with, but in general more info to more people is always the direction to push.) Get ready to defend your library purchases to angry patrons or even coworkers; get ready to defend your refusal to purchase something, if that’s necessary. Get ready to hold your nose and cringe while you add American Sniper to your library collection, because damn it, your patrons deserve access to the damn stupid book. Get really excited about finding new perspectives and minority representation, because that’s also something your patrons deserve access to. Get really excited about how technology can make access easier for certain patrons, and figure out how to make it happen in your library. Care about this; it’s essential that you’re passionate about information -- helping your patrons find it, making sure they can access it, evaluating it, citing it . . . all of it. Get ranty about it. Just do it.
Be prepared to move if necessary: One of my professors told us that there was one thing that would always guarantee you a job that paid well -- this was in 2016 but still -- that as long as you had it you could do whatever you wanted. And that was a suitcase. Maybe where you live is an oversaturated market (thanks for having 6 library schools in a 4-hour radius, my state). Maybe something something economic factors I don’t really understand; the point is that going into this field, you should probably make peace with the idea that you’ll probably either end up taking a job that doesn’t make enough money or struggle a lot to even find one . . . or you’re going to have to go where the jobs are. It’s a small field. Just know that might be a compromise you have to make, unless you can get a strictly remote job.
Read: This sounds stupidly obvious but it’s true! Read things that aren’t your genre, aren’t your age range; patrons are going to ask you for reading advice all the goddamn time, especially if you’re a public librarian, so the more you can be knowledgeable about whatever your patrons might ask you about, the easier your life will be. If you’re considering librarianship you probably love to read anyway, so just ride that pony as hard as you possibly can.
Learn to be okay with weeding -- even things you don’t think deserve it: You are going to have to recycle books. You’re going to have to throw away books. You’re going to have to take books out of the collection and make them disappear in some fashion or another. There are a lot of reasons -- damage and lack of readership are big ones -- and there’s no bigger red flag to a librarian than someone saying “I could never destroy a book.” That kind of nonsense is said by people who’ve never had to fit 500 books onto a shelf built for 450. Archivists are different, of course, as are historians, and everyone should have a healthy respect for books both as physical objects and as sources of information, but you’re going to have to get rid of them sometimes, and you’re just going to have to learn how to do that dispassionately.
Have fun! No one gets into this because they want money; if you want to be a librarian, or work in any library-adjacent field, it’s because you really care about the values of librarianship, or the people in your community, or preserving and sharing as great a wealth of information as possible. Your job will often be thankless and it’ll sometimes be exhausting. There will be times where it’s actually scary. And unless you’re rich as balls, it will make you stare at your student loans and sigh with despair. (You may be living in your parents’ basement while you sigh at your loans because you can’t afford to live on your own, for an example that has zero relevance to any authors of this blog, living or dead.)  I can’t tell you if it’s worth it -- though you’ll probably find out pretty quickly during your internship, because that’s what internships are for. All I can say is that I love it, and I can’t imagine doing anything else.
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healthtech102 · 3 years
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After Hours Medical Advice
As you know, and certain have in mind every day, nursing is a career that carries a huge amount of duty. Be sure to guard your self, especially when asked for advice in an informal setting.
No, Uncle Bob has cornered you within the hallway after Christmas dinner. In trying back, I realize that not as soon as during this experience did anyone INVITE me into a discussion of what could be best for my mother. 
She spent two nights in the hospital beneath remark, with IV hydration. Now, admittedly, she has varying levels of dementia even on a good day, but she reached the point of getting severe hallucinations and paranoia.
Having a whole remedy group looking out for you and preparing a discharge plan that is going to set you up for achievement. 90 days of therapy allows for the affected person to work via many of the above mentioned considerations and we treat it using an American Society of Addiction Medicine dimensional assessment. 
The general size of keep in remedy that is really helpful is often ninety days. Health safety and prevention is the key to staying healthy for the long haul. From easy blood checks and vaccines now to mammograms and colonoscopies later, your doctor might help you turn into the healthiest model of you.
Although it might appear to be a problem now, one hour in a physician’s workplace now can add years of health to your life. When we have well being questions and considerations, it’s easy to show to good ol’ WebMD for answers. And even though the Internet can be a great well being useful resource, reading about your health points online can usually lead to pointless fear and fear. Remember, you might be unique and deserve a customized evaluation. 
So instead of browsing the web for a generic, or even worse, incorrect answer, talk to a doctor in particular person to get the total image—and to cease dropping sleep over your questions (see reason number 5!). While I’ll be the primary to confess that a trip to the gynecologist’s workplace isn’t my favourite way to spend a day, annual pelvic exams are a important a part of any girl’s preventative health care.
Will we have to battle the battle of keyword voids at a grassroots degree, wrangling with the asymmetry of passion by tapping folks to search out these voids and create counter-content material? Do we need to arrange counter-GoFundMe campaigns to pay for ad campaigns that promote real science?
Do not rely on a form’s basic remark that “risks of leaving were discussed with the patient,” he says. That doesn't negate the value of those documents, however they should not be the sum complete of the hospital’s evidence displaying efforts to provide care. 
First, the hospital must reconcile any excellent diagnostics, as a result of if any checks had been ordered, the hospital is still liable for checking the results to make certain nothing critical was identified, he says.
Despite our protests, she saved making an attempt to pull out the IV fluid line from her arm and the gizmo , and tugged at her gown. The paper-thin pores and skin on her arms was black and blue from a number of blood attracts. Successful treatment begins with an correct diagnosis, and our experts take the time to get it right. 
A team of specialists will listen to your needs and evaluate your condition from each angle to make the very best plan for you. Every year, more than one million individuals come to Mayo Clinic for care.
If witnessed by RN, have them doc the time the patient left in addition to the standing of their IV. If an IV is still in place, first try to contact the affected person after which their emergency contact.
From all the information you've gathered from the Internet and your research, it's time for you to go to your physician with this data and get to know the details. It is important to decide on doctors with whom you're feeling snug.
The level of questioning I got in response to my advice was almost insulting at times. In my head, I advised these callers, “If you trusted me sufficient to name me together with your ailment, why aren’t you trusting my opinion?
Our highly specialized experts are deeply skilled in treating rare and complex circumstances. I actually have been put in this identical position so many times, that I lastly, like you, needed to tell them to contact their supplier or go to the ER/Urgent Care. 
I owned a small household follow clinic and some would actually present up there quite than going to their PCP or ER. I do perceive how onerous it is to tell them to go to their PCP’s, but I believe that is the proper motion. We love our family and pals and do not need to see them ill or in ache, however we additionally want them to obtain goal care.
 I actually have been practicing as a Nurse and APP for over 15 years now and have found, for me, robust boundaries come with time. You don’t have a look at them as patients, but as whomever they are to you.
YOUR ability to want them to be OK and not be as goal as you'd be with a affected person. Another disagreeable facet effect of trying to assist was the pushback I received.
doctor certification, from the Membership of the Royal College of General Practitioners, and checked performance towards historic outcomes from an independent 2015 examine that evaluated several symptom checkers. symptom checker seems as a chatbot that users can work together with by way of an app or web site. When the consumer varieties out their primary symptoms as a quick sentence or phrase, the symptom checker asks questions about possible related signs.
According to the NIH, 30-40% of Americans report having occasional symptoms of insomnia and 10-15% report persistent issue sleeping—with ladies representing nearly all of those affected. 
While you could assume that a poor night’s sleep simply means you’ll need an extra cup of espresso in the morning, chronic sleep problems can actually improve the lengthy-time period threat of hypertension, melancholy, and diabetes.  treatment medical disclaimer A physician’s visit can help identify attainable underlying causes for your restless nights—and get you the help you should truly get some zzzs.
 Does your family have a history of diabetes, excessive cholesterol, heart disease, cancer, or another significant illness? If so, you could be at risk for these conditions, too—and there are likely issues you can do to decrease that danger. A doctor may help you find out and work with you to determine which screening exams you want.
"Casual" could exit the window, if the individual you advise feels you have triggered them harm; together with your recommendation or deeds. State legal guidelines differ greatly and litigation can truly change the legal guidelines as time passes. So as a nursing skilled, even if your action or advice was justifiable, there isn't a safety from being sued . You might prevail and be discovered "not liable" if sued, but by then you'll have gone by way of plenty of wasted time and pointless stress.
They might help detect vaginal infections, together with sexually transmitted ailments , and should often embody a PAP smear for cervical cancer screening. Although you might have heard about some current adjustments to screening recommendations, the U.S. Preventative Services Task Force nonetheless wants women between the ages of 21 to 65 to get a Papanicolaou test (a.k.a. PAP smear) a minimum of each three years (or more incessantly when you’ve ever had abnormal results).
The lawsuit claimed that Dr M had failed to recognize the patient’s skull fracture and improperly released him when he was intoxicated, and that the delay in treating the fracture was attributable for approximately half of the affected person’s neurological deficits. Later that day, a hospital radiologist learn the affected person’s x-ray and famous a markedly depressed left parietal cranium fracture.
Or will the tech platforms where that is occuring start to grasp that giving legitimacy to health misinformation by way of high search and social rankings is profoundly dangerous? Getting excessive-quality, fact-based well being information shouldn’t be dependent on the result of SEO video games, or on who has extra assets for pay-to-play content promotion. few hours of a newborn’s life, medical doctors administer a vitamin K shot. 
This is as a result of infants are born with out sufficient of the vitamin, and the child wants a boost to prevent any potential bleeding. The documentation also should detail the discussion with the affected person regarding potential risks from leaving AMA, Merkrebs says.
The reasons for refusing additionally may be wide-ranging, every little thing from worries about the price to concern about ache or dying, or dislike of being touched, photographs, surgical procedure, or drugs. Once a affected person is examined beyond triage and exams are ordered, a departure at that time could be classified as left without completing remedy , Klauer notes.
Patients leaving the emergency room too soon “are intentionally putting themselves at extra danger for morbidity and even mortality,” Polevoi stated — a degree echoed by other physicians. Ko stated the column will proceed as long as individuals want to study totally different health subjects. Connect with a medical skilled everytime you need one, 24/7, for customized recommendation and prescription, if deemed necessary.
At the end, the symptom checker identifies possible causes and recommends a course of action, similar to reserving a video consultation with a human physician or going to a hospital. The patient and his family consulted with a plaintiff’s attorney who agreed to take the case. Dr M was shocked to find out that he was being sued for medical malpractice.
Within each of these kinds of AMA, there may be further breakdowns when it comes to why the person is leaving, he notes. The affected person might not want any care of any type, or the refusal could also be extra limited — refusing the particular kind of care being provided, as an example, but still willing to be handled.
That's to not say all of the internet is unhealthy, it is okay to make use of Google for health questions when you use a credible supply and if it prompts you to go to your doctor should you could have considerations. Without limiting the generality of the foregoing, the Author makes no representations or warranties with respect to any Information offered or offered within or via the Site relating to treatment of medical circumstances, motion, or software of treatment. 
“When sufferers convey themselves into the ED, they are seen in about 5 minutes by a qualified registered nurse and, on common, are seen by a supplier within 30 minutes of arrival,” Thomas mentioned in a press release.
From 2012 to 2017, the variety of emergency room encounters in Fresno County elevated by nearly ninety five,000, or 37%. At Fresno’s Community Regional Medical Center, about 9% of ER encounters ended with a patient leaving too quickly, greater than 3 times the statewide fee.
If no success, contact the police non-emergently to aid in finding the affected person. In this situation, the patient has not but interacted with a doctor. There isn't much to do here as long as the provider by no means met the patient, if so, they might be in a different category. 
There are no known instances the place the ED, or ED Providers, have been sued and located to be at fault or responsible for an end result. We recognized people ages with International Classification of Diseases, 9thRevision prognosis codes for infective endocarditis within the National Inpatient Sample, a representative pattern of United States hospitalizations from January 2010 to September 2015. 
We plotted unadjusted quarter-year developments for AMA discharges and used multivariable logistic regression to establish elements associated with AMA discharge among IE hospitalizations, evaluating IDU-IE to non-IDU-IE.
The police were notified, and the patient was taken from jail back to the hospital. At the hospital, he was monitored for a number of hours and then taken to surgical procedure where the depressed fracture fragments have been elevated. However, Mr G ended up suffering a brain injury from the fracture which affected his cognitive talents, and which prevented him from with the ability to hold down a job. The police knowledgeable Dr M that the patient, a 24-yr old named Mr G, had been the perpetrator of an assault and in the process was hit within the head with a blunt object by a bystander. 
The police had been called, and found him mendacity on the street, clearly intoxicated and with a bloodied head. They took him to the ED, however Mr G was uncooperative and initially refused any treatment. When most individuals hear these words, they're whispered by an overcoated stranger on the bus or a counterfeit Prada peddler gesturing towards the trunk of a car.
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the thing about having a condition that makes your fine motor control skills and gross motor skills/hand-eye coordination hella bad is that it’s hell going through school. like in sport I was consistently told that I was a failure bc i struggled to catch a ball and I only caught on how to use a skipping rope by year 4/when I was 10 years old. to my teachers I never “trying hard enough” or “always letting down the team” in games like basketball or footy or god knows what else.
then when it came to basic handwriting, I was always made the example of “THIS IS NOT WHAT TO DO IN YOUR BOOKS CHILDREN!!!” in front of the class bc i wrote over the margins of the pages in my book to keep my writing in the lines, my writing wasn’t small and neat like every other girl’s HW. instead mine was clumsy, loud and messy, too large to be any type of acceptable. so I was always told that I “wouldn’t get anywhere” if I continued to write like that. my maths book was a fucking nightmare to look at bc I couldn’t write in a straight line without lines on a page. I couldn’t draw shapes (or even trace shapes) properly. I struggled to rule straight lines for tables/graphs and shit in maths. but instead when I fought back to my teacher’s ripping my pages out bc it “WANST NEAT ENOUGH” with “I literally can’t help it though!!! it’s in my (fucking) medical stuff!!! IM TELLING THE TRUTH!!” i was told to go outside and think about the consequences of talking back to my teacher. when all I wanted was to be believed, for fucks sake. science in high school was much the same.
in year 6, we had had to do a sewing project. my hands shook too much to put the needle through the holes on the cross stitch thing that we had of a penguin. I couldn’t get the needle through the cross stitch thing in general or get the thread through the needle etc. all bc my fine motor control skills were awful. but what did I get from my teacher? the “you’re such an embarrassment/failure” speech. “everyone should be able to do this by 12. what’s wrong with you? you failure of a child. im embarrassed for you. everyone else can do it, why can’t you? you’re just being lazy and you’ll never be a real woman bc you can’t sew! what an embarrassing thing for you!” when I had to have my teacher and other students do it for me. like sorry I have a condition that makes me unable to perform ~womanly~ duties miss sanderson. go fuck yourself. and also i’m pretty sure we’re in the 2000s and not the 1800s? so sewing is something I don’t really have to KNOW by 12 years old????? fuck off.
when it came to high school it got worse. my year 7 geography teacher (who I also had in year 9 for commerce) constantly made it seem like I was less intelligent than everyone else just because my handwriting was messy and also because i struggled to draw maps to scale. again, when I fought back with my “I can’t help it it’s medical” I was branded a liar and told to shut up and go outside to reflect on my behaviour. although I’m actually leaving out how the school I moved to (which was part of the catholic education office etc like my primary school) refused me access to the computer that the primary school had given me the year previously, SPECIFICALLY to help me with high school. I have no idea if it had anything to do with funding or whatever like they ~said~ it did.... but I always felt like they were too lazy to help me. like i was just meant to get bullied by staff lmao. generally from every other teacher I got: “will you EVER take ANY pride in your work? ugh, you lazy kid 🙄.” in a super snide voice. anyway moving on.
next comes art and tech (like wood-shop/metal-shop etc for americans). in year 7 art, I was screamed at by the male teacher I had bc I couldn’t weave a fucking wicker basket. “YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING IF YOU CAN’T WEAVE A BASKET!!! YOU STUPID CHILD!!!” like???? I don’t even need to know how to weave a basket mr hellick but what-the-fuck-ever. i struggled to get the fronds together etc of the basket etc, so again i had to get my friends to help me or that teacher to help me weave it. like. you fucking asshole, im trying but I literally cannot do it. in year 10 art, i was made to finger paint my rock-pool painting bc “you just have no control over a paintbrush, do you? ugh when will you learn to be neat 🙄? also honey you have to wear gloves while doing it!!! you don’t want to get it all over your hands or yourself!” like yes I agreed bc it was fun and messy (ngl).... but when everyone else was doing intricate shit that 15/16 year olds can and should do, i was the 5 year old.... i was treated like a toddler just because i couldn’t sketch properly and couldn’t hold a paintbrush ~properly~ or some bullshit. and also the paint is non-toxic. and im not stupid enough to drink it or whatever the fuck you think im going to do... for the reminder about wearing gloves (also it was partly health & safety but still). they usually mocked my artwork anyway and called it ~abstract in a way~ bc i couldn’t draw well enough to make anything distinguishable, unlike my sister who for some teachers was an art prodigy. “why can’t you draw like your sister? her art was always good!” um probably bc my sister doesn’t have my condition and she’s always been good at drawing? and also i’m just not my sister? god. fuck you.”
then we get to tech (woodshop/metalshop etc). in this typically all male environment (for teachers anyway), my work was again marked out as “what not to do!” in year 7 tech. the teacher I had in that always mocked that my cutting of wood wasn’t “straight” and that it never matched up etc. “like what grade are you even attempting to pull with that piece of garbage?” fuck off, mr finkelstein, ugh. in metalwork I could only saw my chimes which turned into crowbars for like 5 minutes each bc it made me tired in that interval, while everyone else could saw for like 20 minutes straight. so I had to get other people to saw for me from time to time, so in the end that project was never finished. I was made to look lazy when I didn’t have the stamina or the strength for that assignment. finally there’s plastics, where I couldn’t use the glue gun or the soldering iron bc I both shook too much and my hand was too weak to use it after some other students in my class. so again, my friends had to solder for me or do the glue gun for me. I technically failed that subject too bc I “wasn’t engaged enough” or w/e and also bc I ended up burning my leg by loading a glue gun over it 😅.
by the back end of high school I was straight up told that I was “going to fail” externally marked exams (the school certificate that not longer exists and the HSC) bc they simply wouldn’t take the time and effort to read my work. do you know how degrading that is? like fuck, excuse me while I don’t fucking bother to study if they’re going to straight up fail me (which never happened anyway.) but at least the public school i moved to actually fucking fought for me to get a computer for my end of high school (hsc) exams, where as the catholic school just went on with the “you’re going to fail your school certificate writing the way you do!” and tried to get me to use a writer (another person obvs) as did the public school. but god it’s fucking impossible no matter how much you study, to articulate your thoughts under exam pressure to someone else. just let me write lol.
but my point is that, in all of these subjects I was trying harder than most people (not counting sport lmao), but the mess etc that was caused by my condition... and how it was treated as a lie or an “excuse” for me to get out of things by my teachers was awful. when in fact, it was a real problem that i had several years of medical appointments with a specialist doctor, an occupational therapist and assistive technology (well in primary school anyway) and loads of tests and shit done for.
so if you’re a teacher or are currently training to be a teacher, if you have a kid like this in your class/es please don’t be this awful towards them, please know they’re trying their best.
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Hi Emma, I’m really curious, how does the Australian school system work? In regards to secondary school, tests, university etc. I’m from England and the system over here seems a lot different. :) xx
Hey! So, each state has their own system - rather than it being a single system for the entire country. They are relatively similar but do have their differences. I’m English too, but did my HSC (kind of a mix of GCSE & A levels) in New South Wales.
Usually, you do 5 or 6 (10 or 12 units) over years 11 and year 12 - consisting of the preliminary course and then the higher school certificate course. At the end of those 2 years, you do exams for each (or submit a major work if your subject does those). Subject choices are similar to England. English (either standard or advanced (or studies) are compulsory. You can also do things like any of the key sciences, histories, legal, business, economics, food tech, society & culture, art,  a language. There are quite a lot of subjects available but it depends on your school and whether they run it. A few people do really obscure subjects so they have higher chances of state rankings.
If anyone realises I’m wrong (lols), please correct me. But, you do several in-class tests & take home assignments throughout the year which get graded. Then you do trials (the same as mocks) but these definitely count towards your mark - I’m unsure if English ones do? I left before GCSEs woop :P So, you get graded in your classes by your teachers, etc, etc. You’re also ranked within your classes so you know where you compare to the others. I think this is the key difference between England and Australia. Australia is very competitive in terms that you’re meant to be pitched against each other and it is quite open in most classrooms. At the end of the HSC, you get your course grades but also an ATAR which ranks you against all the other people in the state. They take your in-class marks, your exam marks, your class ranking and aggregate them. I think the general idea is the highest and better your entire class can do, the better for each person - as the highest and lowest mark difference will be less meaning scores have less disparity. Then other factors are considered like where you school sits compared to others, how ‘intellectual’ your subjects were (i.e. essentially they say a 90 in economics is more ‘valueable (idk if thats the right word) than a 90 in art). But yeah, even now I’m confused as to how they calculate your ATAR but it combines all these factors and then you’re produced a number up to 99.95 (being the highest) which says where you place in comparison to the rest of the state. University courses have set ATAR requirements so you can see that you’ll in an ATAR of .... to get into course .... You can also get bonus points depending on your schools location, if it has a disadvantage, if there is a university ‘for your area’, or (apparently) if someone gets pregnant? 
However, my high school did 3 subjects in year 11 and year 12 which is a different way to usual. So, I did 3 HSC exams with students who had been doing the course for 2 years. For me, I much preferred the idea! I still got graded the same and an ATAR the same but just an accelerated version :-)
I hope that helps! xx
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Clear and Unbiased Facts about AD0-E703 Adobe Certified Expert - Adobe Commerce Developer (Without All the Hype)
It has always a tricky balance for AD0-E703 Adobe Certified Expert - Adobe Commerce Developer Certification Exam Credential to ensure that remuneration and accolade are spread analogously and relatively across a tech group that encompasses various capabilities and roles. every addition is important and, throughout the communicable particularly, there are few areas of tech groups that haven’t been placing in long hours to preserve businesses activity and responding with agility and resilience to extremely difficult times.
 probably the most really key areas of the tech staff is online safety. About % of establishments accept experienced a rise in online attacks all over the pandemic because of the flow to far off alive, in line with essentially the most contemporary Harvey NashKPMG CIO analysis. The peak of far off working could be about to come back to an end – in the UK as a minimum – however the more hybrid models that almost all groups are likely to circulation to will additionally latest loads of alternatives for internet criminals to try to make the most. The upward vogue is pretty much sure to continue.
 couple that with the common image of on the net skills shortages – cyber safety is rated essentially the most acute scarcity area within the whole of tech – and, naturally, alluring and keeping cyber experts have to be among the top priorities of any tech leader.
 despite all these components, businesses are running the possibility of losing the online skill they have via failing to reward workforce in line with different areas.
 The Harvey Nash Tech salary & sizzling expertise report, through which we carried out research amongst just about , technology professionals from world wide, including key markets such because the UK, the USA, Australia and Germany, found that two-thirds sixty seven% of online experts have seen their pay both reduce or reside the same throughout the communicable. This compares ailing with abounding different tech roles.
 Our statistics suggests that organizations have as a substitute chosen to focus on lucrative those roles which are concerning absolution price and creating activity for the company. therefore, the true three roles to experience pay rises were construction administrationcrew leadership %, designUXUI %, and first-rate assurance %.
 these working as a CISO or protection expert, in the meantime, had been ranked simply collective th amongst know-how roles global receiving a pay rise during the past one year.
 Of route, it’s no longer that on the net authorities aren’t well rewarded. We found that the standard everlasting income in the UK for a online protection expert is £,, and many smartly over £,, placing them collective fifth on the list of tech-linked roles.
 however, if security gurus see others in the tech team receiving higher increases than them and americans do speak, there might be a demotivating effect. If reward increases don’t retain tempo with other roles, the hazard is that shortages and the conflict for ability will develop into even worse. it is going to become more durable to attract and maintain the skill crucial as online specialists develop into less loyal or even begin to specialize in different excessive-demand areas as a substitute.
 certainly, profitable personnel worried in entrance-conclusion activities that accomplish price and raise activity is critically important, however there s a steadiness to be addled. The signals are that reward suggestions accept angled too a ways in a single route. This might inaugurate up a new type of online risk as companies battle to appeal to and maintain the security groups they depend on.
 cyber protection has been a high precedence for a few years, and all the way through that time, remuneration has often reflected appeal. nevertheless it looks that the contemporary disaster has broken that connection as organizations, understandably, have turned towards the consumer. Now, even though, as we move beyond the disaster, we need to flip back to investing in on the net security.
 in any case, no client-dealing with funding will actually carry cost if it fails to bring client have confidence. As many organisations understand, the moment their methods are compromised or customer information is breached, trust evaporates straight away and is awfully challenging to rebuild. One asserting I regularly return to is: “reputation arrives taking walks and leaves in a Ferrari.” For me, this really sums it up. popularity is difficult-won and takes time. but the minute have faith is damaged, it shoots off into the space.
 There is not any abracadabra solution right here – CTOs accept bound budgets and might’t hand out generous pay rises to everyone within the whole team every year. They additionally need to be cautious of cost accretion – making a salary battle that becomes unaffordable.
 therefore, it comes down to that question of balance, searching across the tech group and pondering about the complete mix. It’s additionally about evaluating the whole accolade package, not just headline salaries. abounding people cost further advantages pension contributions, health cover, fitness center memberships, and so on very tremendously, in addition to flexible alive and subculture arrangements, and are inclined to sacrifice some earnings in return. So tech leaders need to convey that lens to the issue as well.
 The signs are that accolade techniques may additionally have bought a little out of appearance – but first rate CTOs alive closely with their HR teams should still be able to find ways of putting it returned into steadiness once more.
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Hetalia High School Headcanons
And by high school, I mean British high school.
As a sixteen-year-old who’s just come out of high school, I have a lot of headcanons as to how the some of the nations are in high school, so I thought I’d share them with you. Feel free to add your own!
Alfred is brilliant at pretty much everything he tries, believe it or not. He's the school's golden boy. Top of the class (for the most part), star player of the rugby and football teams, steals the show in drama productions, like damn boy, he has every reason to brag about himself and he does. Like, everyone who meets him thinks he's an idiot and knows nothing, and are totally dumbfounded when they see his perfect test results. He doesn’t have to put effort in, but he does anyway. Not a huge amount, just enough for someone to say ‘Yes, he tries’. He and Arthur have a sort of friendly rivalry where they constantly try to one-up the other, but they want the other to score just as well as they do. He excels especially at Maths and Physics, and has been advised countless times to go into something physics-related, but his heart inexplicably lies with Archaeology. Like, okay Alfred. You do your thing.
Arthur is another top performer. He's either second after Alfred, joint with him, or best in the class. He's naturally talented - he doesn't have to put much work in to get the stellar grades he does. A quick read of the textbook the night before, and he'll be fine. As a result, he does not know how to revise, and he knows that that's gonna come to bite him in the arse in college, but that's for Future Arthur to worry about. Right now, he’ll just do whatever works at the moment - it’s hard to work at home with his three rowdy brothers, anyway. He does take his exams seriously, never say that he doesn’t. He just doesn’t have to work hard to get those top grades. But when it comes to rules, Arthur, unlike Alfred, isn't a golden boy. He breaks rules left, right, and centre; he chews gum, he wears punk boots, he has more than one piercing in his ears, he's not afraid to punch a git or get into fights for something he believes in - by this point, if he wasn't such a stellar student he'd have been kicked out. His favourite subjects are English and History, and he excels in both. He especially loves English Literature, mostly because he has this uncanny ability to memorise Shakespeare quotes after only hearing them once. It weirds everyone out. He liked Food Technology, but he got banned from the subject in Year Eight when he set fire to the kitchen and almost burnt down the school. Also, something that constantly makes him laugh is the fact that he applied for the position of Head Boy, and was accepted. He never thought he’d actually get it - it’s not that he’s a bad student, it’s that he sorts out people who wrong him with cutting words and his fists. But hey, he’s Head Boy now.
Francis isn't academic at all. His best subject is French, because he speaks it. Otherwise, he gets pretty low grades. He has a hatred for English - specifically English Literature - because of all the long-winded poetry and inferences of words and weird Shakespeare quotes. English isn't his first language and he's still unfamiliar with half its rules and double meanings and such, so he gets frequently confused. However, he's an absolute genius when it comes to Food Technology. Like, anything that they were told to make, he could, and he'd make it look beautiful, as if it came from a five-star restaurant. He's a sort of celebrity amongst the staff because he gives the Food Tech teacher some of his cooking and they take it to the staffroom and all the staff eat a bit 'cause it's just so damn nice. Francis wants to open a restaurant as his career, and literally all of the teachers support this. He wins every single Bake-Off the school holds. He’s also pretty good with art - working with textiles is his favourite. As a side project from his restaurant, he aspires to become a fashion designer.
Matthew is pretty good in class. He gets good grades, but his grades are often overshadowed by Alfred's. He gets kinda pissed whenever teachers mistake him for Alfred, because he can't help but think that he's that uninteresting and average compared to his shining cousin. However, he really comes into his own when playing ice hockey. Alfred doesn't play ice hockey because it clashes with football practice, so there's no chance of overshadowing. But even if Alfred was part of the team, it'd be him getting overshadowed. Mattie is a demon on the rink. He's ruthless, scores the most goals, and is an incredible tactician. It was no surprise when he was nominated Captain. People still talk about the match where he ended up winning the game but landed himself and the opposing team's captain in hospital. He is dedicated to his ice hockey.
Ludwig is the living embodiment of 'hard work = good grades'. He works diligently in every lesson, has a study timetable that he sticks to like his life depends on it, and never breaks a single rule. As a result, he's often just behind Arthur and Alfred - something that he's not really impressed by, because Alfred does little work and Arthur does even less, yet they're top of the class?? It’s a source of constant irritation for him, but he still works hard and doesn’t slack off even an iota. He applied for Head Boy, and was incredibly close to snapping Arthur’s neck when Arthur got the position. Instead, he was given the position of Head of the Newspaper, and he does his job to the best of his ability. He creates a pretty awesome newspaper - one that the students actually find interesting. On Presentation Evening when they’re all given their GCSE certificates, he’s the one who gets the prize for effort.
Gilbert tries a lot harder than you’d expect, with study timetables and everything. He’s much more of a well-behaved student than you’d think. Sure, he swears a lot, and he’s loud and brash, but delinquent? Nah. He works hard in and out of lesson, although he works best with people than without. Revising with Ludwig is what he usually ends up doing. Speaking of Ludwig, if anyone dares to say anything about his baby brother, they’ll get Gilbert’s fist connecting with their jaw. Somebody tried it once, and Gilbert made them see stars. Nobody really has anything bad to say about Ludwig, but even if they did, they wouldn’t. But Gilbert’s not mean. Anyone who knows him knows that he’s as mean as a puppy. Speaking of puppies, there is this one specific teacher who Gilbert is just a total teacher’s pet for. Mr. Frederick, he’s called, or Herr Friedrich, as Gilbert insists on calling him. He puts his hand up for every question, and glories in the praise Mr. Frederick gives him. Mr. Frederick’s the one teacher who truly believes in Gilbert’s potential to succeed, who encourages him to follow out his aspirations. As a leaving present at the end of Year Eleven, he got Mr. Frederick a pet bird. The highest form of gratitude, in his opinion. He himself has a pet bird. He also writes a column about birds in Ludwig’s newspaper. He brought a bird to school once.
Feliciano doesn’t really try in class. He’d probably get better grades if he tried, but he finds most lessons severely disinteresting. Like, how was Maths going to help him in the future? As a result of his lack of interest, he’s often been caught daydreaming in class, or even full-on sleeping. The work he does try on is just too hard for him, so he ends up losing interest again. He spends most of his time in class either sleeping, talking, or drawing in the back of his books, creating detailed pieces of art and concept art for clothes. Art and Food Technology are probably the only lessons he truly pays attention in, because he likes them. He’s naturally skilled at art, and his teacher is always impressed with each artwork he creates. Some of them have been featured in local art magazines, much to his happiness. He has the potential to get into some of the most prestigious art universities, so that’s where he aims to go. He doesn’t need all those fiddly subjects like Maths and Chemistry for that, no matter what everyone says. He just needs to be good at art, so that’s what he’s going to continue to improve. That’s all I can be bothered writing for now. XD
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How to Make an Extra $1,000 a Month (25 Ways That Actually Work)
When I was in college, I felt like having an extra $1,000 a month would basically make me rich.
It seems silly now, but when you’re in college, $1,000 a month can go a long way.
You could use it to:
·     Pay down your student loans
·     Cover your room and board
·     Start investing early
·     Buy a heck of a lot of video games, pizza, or ramen
By my last couple of months in college, I finally hit that $1,000 a month income goal. But looking back, I realize I could have hit that number a lot sooner if I had known what I know now. That’s why I’ve put together this guide.
Below, I’ll show you 25 ways to actually earn a $1,000 a month. No questionable methods, no b.s., and no get rich quick schemes. Just ways that, with a little hard work, will pay off quickly.
The Right Mindset for Making Extra Money
Before I get to the methods, you need to understand the right mindset to have when looking for ways to earn extra money. I include this section because, as a college student, I made the mistake of spending way too much money on courses that claimed they would help me make extra money.
I’m not saying that the courses were giving bad advice, but rather that I made the mistake of falling for the allure of extra income without wanting to put in the work required to get it. Certainly, there are courses out there that can help you boost your income. But you don’t need any of those to get started.
To make extra money, you just need 3 things:
1.       Be able to do something people will pay for.
2.       Get people to pay you for it.
3.       Keep doing #2 till you’ve hit your income goal.
The above advice applies whether you want to make an extra $1,000 or $10,000. Of course, there are details to iron out such as what you’ll do and how you’ll find people to pay you for it. That’s what the rest of this guide is for.
25 Ways to Make an Extra $1,000 a Month
 Ready to stop dreaming and start earning? Below, you’ll find 25 ways you can actually make an extra $1,000 per month. None of these require expensive equipment, high startup costs, or even a degree. What they do require is hard work, creativity, and the willingness to try new things or learn new skills.
Freelance Writing
I’m going to start with a method that’s near and dear to my heart. Freelance writing was the first way I started making serious money when I was in college, and I still think it’s a great thing to try if you have writing skills.
There are a ton of companies out there that need written content, including blog posts, video scripts, website copy, and more. They’re willing to pay, too; a starting writer can easily charge $50 for an article. 
More experienced writers can charge $150/article or more, depending on the length and subject matter. Work your way up to that level, and writing just two articles a week could net you $1,200 a month.
To get started freelance writing, you have a couple of options. The first is to check out freelance job boards like Upwork, Fiverr, and ProBlogger. Alternatively, you can reach out directly to blogs who accept guest contributions. Both methods can work, though I had more success with direct outreach when I was starting out – and in this realm, I had the most success when I worked to build relationships instead of doing cold outreach.
You’ll also want to build a portfolio to showcase your writing. Check out our guide to building an online portfolio to get started on that.
If you want further guidance, including tips on how to pitch articles and get your first clients, check out this freelance writing course my friends Kristin and Alex created.
Graphic Design
A few examples of our graphic designer’s work for the CIG Podcast.
Companies aren’t just hungry for written content; they’re also constantly in need of graphics, illustrations, logos, custom slide decks, and other graphic design assets.  If you’re artistic or enjoy design, this can be a great way to make money.
The steps for getting started with freelance graphic design are fairly similar to freelance writing. You can search on Upwork, Fiverr, or even 99designs for gigs. Alternatively, you can ask around campus to see if anyone needs design help. Making business cards and logos for people can be an especially fruitful place to start.
If you want to learn graphic design, there are a ton of avenues out there. I’ll note that it’s important to learn both the fundamentals of design (composition, type, white space, etc.) and the technical skills, such as how to use Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator. Here are a few courses to start with:
·     Graphic Design Basics – Core Principles for Visual Design
·     Master the Basics of Adobe Illustrator
Web Development
Having a website is a must these days, yet so many businesses and individuals still don’t have one. This is a great opportunity for anyone with web development skills to make some serious money.
But what if I don’t know how to make a website? Just read our guide, and now you have no excuses. Combine that with a few web development tutorials on Skillshare, and you’ll have all the skills you need to build beautiful, functional websites for just about anyone.
Our web developer, Martin, was able to charge $1,000 for a basic website when he was freelancing. And those development skills eventually led him to a full-time career working for College Info Geek. So whether you want to make some extra money on the side or enter an in-demand, well-paying field, web development is worth learning.
If you’re serious about learning web development quickly, I recommend these resources:
·     The Top Web Development Courses on Skillshare — These are all classes taught by experts and will get you up to speed even if you have no prior knowledge. The link will also get you a 2-week free trial, plenty of time to get through the courses.
·     Treehouse — Treehouse is a website dedicated to teaching you how to code, and they have a large library of web development courses.
Audio Transcription
Voice recognition technology is getting better every day, but it still isn’t great at transcribing real human speech. For this reason, there’s a demand for skilled audio transcriptionists.
Audio-what-tionists? When transcribing audio, all you do is listen to a recording and turn it into a word document. All kinds of companies and people need this service, and they’re willing to pay. While you can do this on your own, it’s generally better to work for an audio transcription company. This way, you don’t have to find clients.
I recommend looking into Rev — pay starts at $0.36 per minute of audio, which means you need to transcribe around 50 hours of audio per month (12.5 per week) to hit the $1,000 mark. Plus, you can do this job from the comfort of your home, making it great for fitting around your busy schedule.
Helping People with Computers
Using a computer may seem second-nature to you, you darn millennial-Gen-XYZ whippersnapper. But for many people who aren’t “digital natives,” it’s not so easy. Instead of making fun of your grandpa for not knowing how to use his iPad, why not see if you can turn your knowledge into some extra cash?
The possibilities here are only limited by your creativity and what people will pay for. Just a few ideas:
·     Make PowerPoints for your less than tech-savvy professors (a former professor reached out to me about this just the other day)
·     Give a class on computer basics at a local retirement home or community center
·     Start your own IT business that makes house calls (a friend of mine made one contact in college who paid him around $200/month for very basic computer help. The guy was pretty wealthy, but knew nothing about computers.)
You can choose to charge per hour or per project — whichever makes more sense.
Bonus Tip: If you’re willing to take some time and spend a bit of money to get an A+ Certification, you may be able to charge even more. If you choose to go this route, you should get Mike Meyers’ (no, not that Mike Meyers) excellent CompTIA A+ Certification All-in-One Exam Guide, which is updated every year.
Investing Your Money
I’ll state this up front: Compared to every other method on this list, investing will take by far the longest amount of time to make you an extra $1,000 a month. Still, you should seriously consider investing as early as you possibly can.
Here’s why: Investing means putting your money to work for you. Every other method here requires you to essentially trade hours for dollars; investing allows you to sit back as the money you have invested grows due to compound interest. And the sooner you get started, the more that compound interest will benefit you.
Here’s a simple calculation: If you’re 25 now and you invest just $200 a month for the next 30 years at a 7% rate of return (which is reasonable to expect over the long term), by the time you’re 55 you’ll have a bit over $228,000 – even though you only invested a total of $72,000 of your hard-earned money.
That means that you gained a whopping $156,000 while you slept. And that’s assuming you never increase your monthly investment as you get further into your career; do that (as most smart investors do) – and get started as early as possible to reap the benefits of compound interest year after year – and you can retire with millions.
Here’s another calculation, this time looking at what it would take to be able to pull $1,000 a month out of your retirement savings every month for 30 years:
 Again, assuming you never increase your contribution (which is unlikely), you still only need to save $316 a month assuming you start when you’re 25. (You can use this Bankrate calculator to play with the numbers.)
How to get started: The main three things you need to know are:
1.       Tax-advantaged retirement accounts are your friends. A Roth IRA is a great place to start.
2.       Index funds are your friends. These passively follow the entire stock market, providing a good rate of return without too much risk.
3.       High fees are your enemy. Even a fee of 1% on a fund can eat a huge portion of your earnings. And funds that charge these fees almost never outperform lower-cost funds.
While you can learn and optimize later, these three rules are really all you need to get started.
As for where to start, Betterment is a great option; their fees are low, there’s no minimum starting investment (you could throw in $50 now and set up a $25 monthly auto-investment to start), and they adjust your investments based on your goals.
For even more information, check out our beginner’s guide to investing.
Selling Your Old Stuff
Your closet, garage, or attic is probably full of perfectly good things that you just don’t use anymore. Instead of letting them sit there collecting dust and getting in your way, why not sell them for some extra cash?
Depending on how much stuff you have, you could certainly earn an extra $1,000 doing this. This is especially true if your parents or grandparents will let you comb through their old stuff and sell it as well.
That being said, this probably isn’t the best way to consistently make extra money. To do that, you need to branch beyond selling your stuff and into selling other people’s.
Retail Arbitrage
Retail-what? So it’s a fancy business term, but all it means is going to stores like Wal-Mart, Target, or even a thrift store and finding items that you can re-sell online for a profit.
Generally, people use either Amazon or eBay to do this, though you could also look into a more specialized platform such as Poshmark or Etsy if you’re focusing on clothing or vintage goods.
Now, be warned — if you do this wrong, you can lose a bunch of money and waste a lot of time. You have to be smart about what you buy, which generally means using a tool like the Amazon Seller app (Android | iOS) to calculate your potential profit. But if you do it right, this can be an effective way to make money in your free time.
Fixing & Flipping Cars (or Other Vehicles)
Hardly a day goes by that I don’t see an old car or bike for sale in someone’s yard. While I don’t have the time or mechanical skills to do it, I know lots of people who make good money buying old vehicles, fixing them up, and re-selling them.
This is definitely an area where you need to know what you’re doing, and you’ll also need the appropriate tools and space. But provided you have those things, it’s easy enough to get started. Even if you spend a few months fixing up a car and manage to sell it for a $5,000 profit, that’s easily an extra $1,000 a month.
Babysitting or Nannying
People have kids, and they need a responsible adult to watch them. There’s good money to be made here, particularly if you have the time to do a more involved job such as nannying.
You can either go through a site such as Care.com or build up your own business through word of mouth. I have a few friends that were easily able to charge $20 per hour for this sort of work, which means you would only need to work an extra 12.5 hours per week to reach $1,000 a month.
Yardwork
This category covers everything that people don’t want to do in their yards. People tend to associate yardwork with warm-weather activities such as lawn mowing, but it can also include things like shoveling snow and picking up dog poop. With these activities, you can stay busy earning money all year round.
Pro-tip: When I was a teenager, I stood out from the other teenage lawn-mowing businesses by BUNDLING dog poop pick-up and lawn mowing. Differentiating yourself is key!
How you price this work is up to you — you can charge a flat rate based on the size of the yard (this works well for mowing or snow shoveling) or an hourly rate (which is best if you don’t know how long the work will take). As long as you charge enough, you can hit your extra income goals with only a few hours of work per week.
Cleaning Houses
Cleaning is something that has to be done, but many people don’t have the time or desire to do it. This is where you come in — with just some simple cleaning supplies and a few hours per week, you can earn great money.
To maximize your earnings, we recommend doing this gig solo. You’ll get to keep all the money you earn, and you can often charge a more competitive rate than a bigger cleaning company. Getting started is as simple as asking around, and it’s easy to charge $100 for a small house or apartment. Do that 10x per month, and there’s your extra $1,000.
Home Repairs
In a similar vein to cleaning houses, things around the house tend to break. While some people know how to fix them, plenty of others will go running to a handyman (or woman) whenever they need to patch a small hole or fix a leaky faucet.
If you have some basic tools and a little bit of practice, you can earn good money helping friends, family, and anyone else with simple household repairs. People will pay more for this than you might think — my friend recently got paid $100 just to help a co-worker hang a curtain rod.
Note: Please don’t blow yourself up, chop off your hand, or get electrocuted. Leave any major work to licensed professional contractors. But for small fixes, go for it!
Tutoring
Many parents will do anything to help their kids succeed, even if it means spending lots of money. Tutoring is a prime example of this. After all, how is your neighbor’s kid going to get into Harvard at age 15 if they can’t pass their first-grade algebra class?
Okay, this might be a bit of an exaggeration, but lots of parents freak out when their kid is struggling even a little bit in school. To fix this, they’ll often hire a tutor, and that tutor could easily be you. As long as you know more about a subject than a kid and are good at explaining things, you can be a tutor (though some parents may want you to have certain test scores or grades in certain courses).
Reading and math are definitely the most popular subjects, but you can tutor anything that kids’ parents are willing to pay for. To maximize your earnings, we recommend being a freelance tutor, but you can also earn decent money working for a tutoring company.
Teaching a Foreign Language
¿Habla español? Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Parlez-vous français? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, then you might be able to earn extra money teaching a foreign language.
Now, this won’t work if you just took a few classes in high school or college — you need to be fluent in the language. But assuming you are, then you can earn good money helping other people learn a language. This is especially true if you can teach a high-demand language such as English, Mandarin, or Spanish.
To get started, we recommend iTalki, which is our favorite place to find online language teachers.
Note: While not required, having some kind of degree or certification in the language you want to teach will definitely help boost your earnings.
Bookkeeping
Think you need to be a CPA to do bookkeeping? Wrong. In fact, you don’t need any formal certifications or degrees to be a bookkeeper. All you need is an understanding of basic bookkeeping and accounting principles. My friend Thomas (this site’s founder) landed a part-time job in high school doing bookkeeping for a small business.
It can also be helpful to know your way around the accounting software that small businesses use – the most popular is Quickbooks, though Wave and Xero are also popular. If you know Quickbooks, though, you can quickly adapt to others. Here’s a very thorough Quickbooks class you can take on Skillshare (this link gets you a 2-week free trial, so you could take other bookkeeping classes there for free during that time).
Selling Handmade Goods on Etsy
Know how to knit? Make pottery? Craft jewelry? If you can make it with your hands, then you can probably sell it on Etsy. Etsy is fairly mainstream now, but in case you haven’t heard of it, it’s an online marketplace for selling handmade and vintage goods. You set your own prices, and Etsy takes a small commission each time you make a sale.
Now, you won’t start making extra money with Etsy overnight. You need to take good photos, write compelling descriptions, and get the word out about your store. But if you’re willing to take the time to do this, then you can certainly build up a business that makes an extra $1,000 per month.
Working as a Virtual Assistant
There are lots of busy professionals who have way more money than time. Therefore, they’re willing to pay to get some of their time back. This is the whole premise behind hiring a virtual assistant (VA) — you do the things that a busy person doesn’t have time to do.
Many people associate virtual assistants with outsourcing, but there’s actually a sizable market for native English-speaking VAs based in U.S. timezones.
If you’re organized, responsive, and don’t mind dealing with stressed out, sometimes demanding professionals, then this can be a great gig. Your job will generally consist of scheduling appointments, booking travel, answering calls and emails, and doing whatever else the person you’re assisting is too busy to do.
To learn how to get started as a VA, check out this course from our friend (and former CIG virtual assistant) Kayla Sloan.
Personal Chef
There are lots of people who need help with cooking. Some people are too busy to cook for themselves, while others are unable to cook due to age or disability. Whatever the case, if you know how to cook, then you can turn that skill into extra money.
According to Career Trend, the average hourly rate for a personal chef is between $35 and $50 per hour. Even if you can just charge $35 per hour, that means you can make $1,000 with just an extra 29 hours of work per month. Plus, you’ll meet lots of interesting people and have an amazing experience to put on your resume.
Note: Be sure to check local laws to make sure you don’t need any special licenses or food-handling certifications to be a personal chef.
Help People Move
If you’ve ever moved to a new house or apartment, you know how much of a pain it is. It’s time-consuming, laborious, and often frustrating. For this reason, most people who can afford it will hire movers.
If you’re organized, careful, and capable of lifting heavy things, then you can start your own moving business today. Having a truck or other large vehicle also helps, though it’s not strictly necessary.
You can easily charge $100 for a small moving job (often more), so this is an awesome gig to earn the extra cash you’re looking for.
Street Performer
I’ll never forget walking down Fremont Street in Las Vegas, seeing the street performers, and witnessing the unbelievable things people will do to make a buck. While I don’t advise that you copy the things the performers on Fremont do (the man dressed as a giant baby still gives me nightmares), street performing can be a solid way to earn extra money.
What you do is entirely up to you. Busking (playing music for donations) is a time-honored approach, but you could also tell fortunes, make art, or just dress up in a weird costume and charge for photos. I’ve never done this myself, but I bet you can definitely make $1,000 a month doing this part-time.
Note: Many cities require you to have a license in order to be a street performer (especially if you’re going to charge money or ask for tips). Check your local laws before you begin. And, obviously, don’t do anything that will get you arrested, fined, or kicked out of school.
Personal Trainer
Most people would like to be in better shape than they are. And when going to the gym won’t cut it, the people who can afford it will often hire a personal trainer. If you know how to get (and stay) in shape, then there’s no reason that personal trainer can’t be you.
According to PayScale, the average hourly rate for a personal trainer is $19. That means you only need to work around 13 hours a week to hit your $1,000 monthly target. As long as you can find enough clients, this is an easy gig to get started with.
Note: We strongly recommend that you get a personal trainer certification if you’re going to do this. Not only will it help you market yourself to potential clients, but it will also make sure that you and your clients stay safe.
DJ-ing
Can you play music off your computer? Then that’s really all you need to be a DJ. Having some more specialized equipment certainly helps, but DJ-ing really isn’t that hard to learn.
You probably won’t end up playing festivals for millions of dollars, but you can certainly earn $1,000 a month DJ-ing weddings or parties on the weekends.
Consulting
This might well be the holy grail of earning extra income. There’s a lot of b.s. in the consulting world, but it can be a perfectly legitimate field. As a consultant, you help businesses (or sometimes individuals) overcome a particular problem. Generally, the goal is to help a business make more money.
If that sounds insanely broad and generic, it is. But that’s the beauty of consulting. If you can help a business make more money, then you can basically charge whatever you want, provided it’s less than the amount of additional money you’ll help the business make.
Here are just a few things you could consult on:
·     Bookkeeping
·     Sales
·     Marketing
·     Website design
·     Website copy
·     Business processes
Junk Removal
People have all kinds of crap in their yards and houses that they need help getting rid of. If you have a strong back and a vehicle that can haul junk, then you can start your own junk removal business.
To get started with this, your best bet is to hit the streets. Walk around local neighborhoods and see if you can spot piles of brush, trash, or other items that people might need help getting rid of. Then, just knock on doors and see if anyone is interested. It can take some persistence, but you can easily charge enough for this to make at least an extra $1,000 in 30 days.
Hourly Jobs
This is a very broad category, but we wanted to include it because sometimes making extra money is as simple as getting a good ole fashioned part-time job.
Assuming you can work 20 hours per week, you just need to find a job that pays at least $12.50 an hour in order to hit the $1,000 per month target. It may not be the sexiest way to make extra money, but it’s proven to work.
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Hiya!
Season’s Greeting from this side! I hope you enjoyed the Christmas holiday even though this year’s was a little different for all of us. But, the gift of family and friends should be enough to make up for it.
Anyway, it’s been a looooong while and I’m trying to catch up with my coding. Learning CSS is getting tougher tbh, but nothing we can’t handle.
Let’s talk about Udemy which is an online platform for learning new courses, especially technical ones. This is not an advertisement or anything, but I thought it’d be great to share this for those who have interests in taking tech courses, or those who even want to prepare for a certification.
One of my goals in 2021 is to take an Azure certification exam, and Udemy has lots of courses to help me prepare. Oh, you have to pay for some courses by the way but most of them are affordable.
If you have any other site or platform to recommend (courses too), please feel free to share!
Until next time!
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I’m trying not to get too annoyed with my coworkers but... this shit isn’t hard.
my head receptionist is honestly getting on my nerves. we don’t work the same shifts anymore, usually, but occasionally we’ll open together. and often times she’ll just do the labs that come in, sometimes send the online checkin forms, maybe do the next-day surgery paperwork, meanwhile I’m taking care of the emails, usually the voicemails, the scans, the faxed script requests, and checking the meds that got filled the night before. she can be kind of self-important and that gets in the way of work too. like, I get it, you’ve been in animal care basically since you left high school, you’ve been a receptionist for 8 years, you act like this job is your life, but then you go and act like the work is beneath you? the work is the work, dude. she does have to do manager-y things, like taking care of health certificate things, taking care of money stuff and collections calls, and she makes the schedules, but that’s what happens when you’re experienced. you have more job responsibilities. when we’re opening together I get the vibe that she gets annoyed having to take incoming calls. she’ll leave me up front to help in the back; sometimes she’ll restrain a pet for someone because in the mornings usually there’s only one doctor and their two assistants. but that leaves me up front, by myself. I’ve ended up checking in all the drop-offs before while she’s just doing some highlighting on paperwork. 
and I’m honestly pissed that I got pulled into a meeting with the head vet and lead receptionist back in april because I apparently wasn’t performing adequately for how long I’d been there. I’ve talked to my new coworker about this and she feels the same-- we weren’t trained properly. things weren’t explained to us well before we were left more unsupervised, so of fucking course I dropped the ball so much. I had to figure a lot of how the hospital works on my own. but that’s not what’s upsetting-- it’s that I’ve watched both the head and lead receptionists make mistakes that got me pulled into a meeting, and they just get someone complaining about it and that’s it. I don’t care that they’ve been there so long, it just means they should know better.  there was one day the doctor I thought hated me and thought I was incompetent (until I finally had a minute to talk to her and apologize for something I guess?) got so mad at the lead receptionist because she had booked a quintuple appointment that ended up backing up her whole day. 5 pets at once in and of itself isn’t a major issue, but what the doctor was mad about was how it was booked. when we book regular, 1-pet doctor appointments, we block them off for 40 minutes. if it’s a double, depending on the client, we’ll usually book off a 60 minute block, 30 for each pet. some clients are chatty or have a lot of questions, or they’re just special, so sometimes it ends up being 40 minutes per pet; you just have to know who you’re booking and which doctor you’re booking with, and that took me a while to learn. but multi-pet appointments typically are 30 minutes per animal. I’ve only ever booked a triple at most. this was five pets and they were booked for 20 minutes each. you can’t do full exams, shots, bloodwork, so on and so forth on five pets in that short a time. I was there, the lead receptionist was not, so I got the brief earful from the doctor (not directed at me obvs, but I understood her frustration). but something like that would’ve gotten me pulled into another meeting. the lead receptionist has booked rechecks as technician appointments too, which you’re not supposed to do unless the doctor OKs it. just. shit like that. she should know better. 
and when I started I was told to look at the appointment notes when people came in-- I see “NCNP” (new client, new patient) on an appointment and my instinct is to grab the new client paperwork. I’ve been going through the physical files and I’ve been doing a LOT of our wellness plan contracts, and it annoys me to hell and back when there’s a pop-up alert AND I put notes right at the top of the appointments, sometimes in capital letters, to have the owner sign such-and-such form, and they don’t fucking give anyone the paperwork. I hate coming in later in the day to see that things from the morning hadn’t been done-- there was one owner I needed new client paperwork from who was right there and did we get it? no. I end up taking care of notes left in our worklist from the head receptionist to send wellness plan contracts via docusign to owners that were literally just in; they could have just printed the contracts and had them sign them while they were there. a lot of the ones sent on docusign don’t even get looked at, not to mention we only have so many we’re allowed to send before we get charged extra. the one surgery we had today had a follow-up for needing a signed copy of her wellness plan agreement on file, and did it get signed? no. they had one pet to do the monday surgery paperwork for on saturday. they could have done what I did today: upon seeing the same follow-up for a surgery we have coming in tomorrow I printed out a copy of the contract and put it in with the papers that need to be signed. it’s not. fucking hard. I don’t care if you have extra responsibilities as a head receptionist, you don’t get to be lazy about the “menial” work because that’s still part of your damn job, even if it’s to a lesser extent. she doesn’t check the reception worklist terribly often either, which is annoying as hell when there’s things she could easily take care of that end up becoming my problem later in the day. 
I don’t dislike doing scans or faxes or checking meds, but I do dislike doing literally all of them when I’m working with other people. honestly I feel like I’m the one doing all of them period. they haven’t trained the new receptionist very well, probably less well because she’s worked at another clinic before, and honestly I don’t think she knows what to do with a lot of the scans and records and such. she knows where the checkin sheets go, but like... for example, days like today I come in and they give me the brief rundown of the morning. it was busy, the phone calls ended up not really slowing down until after 5, and I understand when things are crazy like that you’re just trying to stay on top of taking care of the calls. the surgery paperwork didn’t get done for the next day, usually that’s a morning thing, but I did that later. it happens. I was told the new girl was kind of taking care of the emails, but of course the phones didn’t stop so they piled up. but when I looked, I got most of it taken care of in a few minutes. I’ve noticed the new girl doesn’t usually touch emails that have records from ER visits or specialist notes, so I’m not convinced they taught her what to do with those. and it’s not hard-- I actually really like those emails, because you just have to download the files and that’s it. nothing to respond to, no message to pass along to a doctor or tech (I mean, besides the records themselves; we pass along those records to the doctors to review). we have a folder called MyScans which is where the scanner sends the PDF files once they’ve been scanned in, and I just use that folder as a catch-all for things that need to be attached to charts. today there was a lot. morning checkin sheets had been scanned in but not labeled or attached, which is fine. I scanned a few more, downloaded a few records, and the scans list was considerable. but in 10-15 minutes I had everything labeled and was able to attach all of them-- between calls of course, so it’s hard to measure how much time I actually spent on it. maybe it’s because that’s the one thing I was able to do when I started, and since that ‘menial’ work became mine so the others could do other things I’m just really quick at it, but I’ve had crazy mornings and still been able to get a handle on most everything by the time the closing shift people came in. it was a 3-person day today too, so I closed by myself. by the time the mid-shift person left, I had done all the confirmation calls, the surgery calls, done all the surgery paperwork, made the calendar for the next day, finished all the bullshit fake future appointments for everyone that came in today just before close, and because the last appointment was out 20 minutes before close I was able to close out the money stuff and just be done by a few minutes after 7. and that’s on top of doing all the fucking scans, all the faxes, labeling and attaching all the files, calling owners for such-and-such reason, answering calls... how is it that I can do almost literally fucking everything and still manage to keep up? while the head receptionist acts like it’s so hard and so stressful doing what she does. meanwhile (my new coworker mentioned this today too) half the time we go to the back and she’s in the office with the practice manager laughing about something or other; they’re talking and looking at instagram a good bit of the time, and while the head receptionist does do our social media stuff... she still can’t get our next month’s schedule out to us until literally the last day of the current month? with how busy she supposedly is doing management shit? today one of the doctors and his assistant on that appointment were looking for his puppy patient, and she’d taken the puppy into the office to hold her and take pictures; she went out into the hall in treatment holding her and I heard the doctor half-jokingly go “you can’t just steal my patients...” but like. I’m up front answering the nonstop phones and scanning shit and doing things for the doctors and I’ve got 3 things on my plate at once all day and you get to just wander around with a puppy you took from her exam room and hang out in the office?
I really should ask for a raise.
I get that I’ve only been there for a year and she’s been in the business for 8 years, but that honestly just seems unfair to me. I get that she’s got more responsibilities than I do, and honestly I’m glad I’m not the one making the collections calls. but I’d understand if, given her greater responsibilities, she could only do like. a fraction of the ‘menial’ shit I do. but she acts like it’s beneath her, and things just go sitting for hours until I can get to them because it was “too busy”. sure. yet somehow I can still manage it. and I have time to check the worklist and see things from the night before that should have been taken care of either the night before or that morning, if I couldn’t get to them at night or if they were entered after I left. 
and I’m trying to be understanding with the new girl, because this hospital is honestly really fast-paced compared to the one she was at before, and I didn’t even have experience when I started so I can only imagine all the things I fucked up on my first few months. but also... she’s worked at a clinic before. she’ll leave clients on hold for a really long time, take her time after putting them on hold, sometimes even explain the situation to me or whoever else is up front (if it’s a question I can answer, fine, whatever, but when I get a brief rundown and tell her exactly who to go to, sometimes I’ll have to tell her more than once before she gets up to find that person)... and while I appreciate that she does well with the notes for herself on sticky notes, she manages to fall far enough behind on all of it that she ends up staying 30-45 minutes after her shift is supposed to end because “I just need to finish entering my notes”. I’ve tried to gently nudge her to enter notes as things happen, and if something interrupts you, just write a note to yourself to get right back to it... because I’ve had a number of occasions already where someone will call, she’ll talk to them and not put anything in the computer but she “has a note for herself to get to it”, and then maybe 20 minutes to an hour later we’ll get another call, either from the same person or someone related to the case, and we have no idea what was talked about, because she still hadn’t gotten to entering it yet. there was one last week, and I was lucky I happened to have listened to a part of her conversation with an owner-- they had given us permission to release info to rescues because they were trying to adopt a new pet, and the rescues often do vet checks just to make sure the people they’re adopting their animals out to are responsible pet owners. we just can’t release the info until we get permission from the owner. well I heard part of that call, and maybe 20 minutes later I answered a call from a rescue asking about this owner; opened up the profile, didn’t see any alert (usually we put the “owner gives permission” note in an alert that pops up when you open their profile), but I remembered the call she was on and asked if it was that owner. she said yes, so I proceeded with the call, but like... come on. that’s not something you need to put on a sticky note to get back to later, you can literally enter the alert while you’re on the phone with the owner. that way it’s done and it doesn’t sit on your to-do list all day, and that way when the rescue inevitably calls 20 minutes after the owner does, whoever answers that call knows they don’t have to call the owner and ask for permission. if I hadn’t heard part of that call and thought to ask the other girl if that was the owner she’d spoken to, I probably would have done just that, and looked like an idiot to the owner because she had literally just called us. that was luckily an innocuous one, but sometimes we have owners going back and forth with us and specialists, sometimes we have owners asking questions or ordering meds and those need to be taken care of today, and we get multiple calls about it, but the notes haven’t been entered... like, you can’t just leave that shit for later. we’re working in a live, time-sensitive environment. we’re working as a team. not everyone is aware of what everyone else is doing in the hospital, that’s why we rely so heavily on the computer. we enter notes and we enter them quick, that way if someone calls and talks to someone else, they can see the previous interactions right there. no guesswork. we don’t have the time to go looking for whoever talked to this person and asking them what was said; that’s how you end up behind. today her shift ended at 5 and she didn’t leave until almost 6 because her notes weren’t done. I’m still doing at least 95% of the scans and taking care of pretty much all of the emails, and that’s the bulk of what the job is outside of phone calls after the morning. and yet I manage to log all my conversations as they happen, get everything attached where it should be, leave notes for the appropriate people, and get out on time. and corporate really doesn’t want to pay us overtime, so it annoys me too when she’ll sit there while I’m doing three things at once and talk about her personal life, like.. don’t you have notes to finish? instead of letting it keep you half an hour late? I do enjoy the conversation, I like that we can be personable with each other at this job, she’s a sweet girl and she means well... but there’s a time and place for it, and that’s when there’s absolutely nothing left to do. or when the only things that need doing are, like, labeling and attaching checkin sheets, or something like my side project. I can talk and do those things at the same time.
like, this was my first hospital environment, and I’ve still never had lists of things to get back to later. I mean... not “things” like conversations to log; I’ve had lists of automatic payments I need to set up, or foods I need to set aside for an owner, or a call I need to make eventually. maybe I was just trained well when I was in my research lab back in school-- we were taught to log everything in the database. every phone call, every email; I remember even once writing an email to my professor at home on my own time and after hitting send, immediately feeling like I needed to open the database and log it. it was just an instinct. I’m not always the best at it at this hospital, but I’m trying to be better about it. but I do know that if I don’t put it in right after it happens or if I don’t put it on a sticky note to get right back to it after I’ve been interrupted with something else, I’m going to forget. and inevitably someone will talk to that person about something at some point later that day, and if they don’t know about my interaction with them, it could be confusing or lead to miscommunication or something. I don’t know how she just doesn’t have that same sense of urgency. things do pile up, and fast, but working in a hospital before, you should already have a sense of your priorities. things that are not pressing: bullshit fake future appointments, labeling and attaching checkin sheets, scanning and attaching things from the day that have already been taken care of (like faxed script requests) next-day surgery paperwork, printing and highlighting the next-day schedule. if there really is no free time, those can be put off til the end of the night and taken care of after close. things that are slightly pressing: entering prescription and food requests (though MOST of the time those can be done on the phone with the client), checking meds that have been brought up from pharmacy, faxing prescription requests, etc., logging ER visits, specialist notes, and radiology/histopathology results when those come in (unless the results were sent out for stat review, or unless they show something that needs to be brought to someone’s attention. stat reports were sent out stat because they wanted results while the patient is there, so those need to go right to the doctor). things that are pressing: confirmation calls for next-day appointments (when it’s that time of the day), confirming surgery appointments and giving pre-surgical instructions (because sometimes you are what determines whether a pet will come in properly fasted or whether they’ll need to reschedule because the owner or the babysitter or whoever didn’t know not to give food after midnight), logging client interactions and making notes to put in the appropriate lists so they are brought to the right people’s attention in a timely manner, checking emails and downloading attachments, attaching those to charts if they’re urgent. things that are immediately pressing: phone calls, checking in and checking out clients. there are exceptions to those levels of importance, but you have to have the common sense to recognize when something is more immediately pressing than something else. there was one day when the new girl was saying that she’d finish up her notes and then start on future appointments, meanwhile I was backlogged taking care of the things she didn’t know how to do on top of the things I normally do; the next-day confirmation calls still needed to be done, so I tried to gently emphasize that those calls were more important; yeah corporate wants us to make those bullshit appointments but they can wait. honestly sometimes I wonder where her priorities are. for having worked in a vet hospital environment before... shouldn’t you know these things? she’s been with us for a few months now, that’s plenty of time to recognize that future appointments can be done after close if they need to be, and sometimes they’re a good time filler at the end of the night when the last doctor is running behind and you’re just waiting for them to finish up. confirmation calls... kind of need to be done. usually that’s a morning thing, but they’ve become a mid-day/early evening thing now that we’re sending online checkin forms; we like to wait for those to come in, because if an owner has sent it back we mark them as confirmed. fewer calls to do.
I just. ugh. I haven’t complained in a while I guess. I’m annoyed that the head receptionist put me on 3 saturdays this month too, when she had me on 3 saturdays last month. I will have had two weeks with two consecutive days off in the last 6-8 weeks at least. I will have gotten two saturdays off in two months. meanwhile the head receptionist gave herself 3 weekends off this month. I don’t remember how many it was last month, but it was at least 2. I was told (and the new receptionist was told) that it would be basically alternating saturdays. the new girl got 3 weekends off last month too. 
I get that the head receptionist has MS. I know it’s hard for her with the pain and insomnia and MS hug and everything else MS comes with. but just because I don’t have a diagnosis... that doesn’t mean I’m not struggling too. I have pain and fatigue too. and she knows this, we’ve had many a chronic-illness-struggle-bus talk when we work together. I spend a LOT of my off-time crashing and recovering from having to be “on” like 6 days of the week. and even my one off-day at a time doesn’t feel like off time, because I end up piling errands and chores into it and I don’t actually get much rest. when I crash it’s like my battery dipped to 5% and I need to nap to get back to 20%. my last crash nap, I realized I’d finally gotten tired enough to crash but when I woke up I was just back to “normal” tired, which still involved yawning til I cried. even our closing doctor today asked how I was doing after close, because apparently I’ve been looking more tired than usual. I told him, well, about as well as can be expected, since they have me on almost every day of the fucking week, most saturdays for the last two months and now this one apparently, I can’t afford therapy anymore, and my body is falling apart. not in quite so many words, but you know.
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and two days later...
yesterday wasn’t great. today was better but also not great. yesterday I ended up staying until just past 9 because things got so backlogged during the day. the surgery and drop-off paperwork for today hadn’t been done, none of the stupid fake future appointments had been made all day (but thankfully one of the techs helped me with that), and I had scans and file attachments sitting in that one folder all day that needed to be labeled and attached. the confirmation calls needed to be done and I ended up doing them around 5-6pm after handling like.. everything else. the new receptionist stayed almost 40 minutes after her shift to finish her notes yet again, while I was scrambling to stay on top of literally everything else. same with today, but it was only like 15 minutes. she kind of tried to start on confirmation calls after she’d already gone like 10 minutes over but I told her not to worry about it; there weren’t all that many that needed to be done and she’s already staying late for no real reason almost every day. I don’t want it to be on me that she’s getting overtime. because corporate doesn’t want to pay us fucking overtime.
yesterday just.. I don’t know what she’s doing all day that she ends up so behind while I’m doing at least 90% of all the other work. I get that when it’s one phone call after another it’s hard to keep coming back to things, but somehow I make it work. I’m not staying a half hour after my shift ends to write in my client contacts, they’re already done. I’ll take notes on a sticky note sometimes when I’m talking to the owner, sometimes if it’s just a PR call I’ll type it up in the window while I’m on the phone and edit after the call. but literally as soon as that call ends I’m entering in my client contact note. I type it up fast, I get it to whomever’s attention I need to, and I move on. if I get interrupted, I keep my sticky note so I remember to get back to it. I’ve been doing that since I started, and this is my first job as a vet receptionist. this isn’t her first rodeo, like.. what was she doing at her other clinic? if I’m backed up at the end of my shift, it’s because I put off the less pressing things and once the phones are turned over I finally have uninterrupted time to just get it done. but unless someone called or emailed at 6:59pm none of what I’m doing is entering client contacts.
last night just sucked. I didn’t mean to stay that late, and I probably wouldn’t have if a few of the techs and I didn’t have a mini bitch session (tbh, much needed). when I went to leave, there was a huge semi truck parked diagonally across the part of the parking lot where we all park, had its ramp down and everything delivering stuff to the 7-11 that shares our building, and I really thought for a minute that I was blocked in. after staying 2 hours late, that was the last thing I needed. but thankfully they parked with the cab JUST far enough away from this van that’s always parked in the end spot that I was able to back out of my spot and squeeze between them. 
then as I was crossing the intersection I hate to get home (it’s crossing a major highway, and people literally always run the red light so it scares me sometimes to cross it), someone in a huge SUV decided to round the corner and slide over to the left, into my lane, without looking and without a turn signal. thankfully I learned to drive in this area so I’ve taught myself to expect stupid shit from literally everyone all the time, so I already had my hand on my horn the second I saw them round the corner. in my trying to move away from them, I’m sure I scared the poor person in the lane to my left who had just crossed the intersection with me. I’m just glad nobody got hit, again the last thing I would’ve needed last night.
and then after all this I came upstairs to change, closed my curtains... and I thought to myself that something smelled weird. I thought the cat might’ve maybe tracked poop out of the litter box again; he has little rock poops and sometimes has constipation issues; I think sometimes he struggles with getting them out because I’ve found little poop nuggets outside the box before and I know he knows where he’s supposed to poop. maybe it just doesn’t come out til he thinks he’s done. but nope, not poop this time. he left a nice pile of vomit right on both blankets on my bed. 
I guess it could’ve been worse. could’ve been on my pillows. the blankets aren’t hard to wash. the comforter is a bitch to dry, but it’s not the end of the world. it just... really was the cherry on top after the day I had yesterday.
today was kind of busy, but it felt busier for me. even with my new coworker I still have to do all the wellness plan stuff because she doesn’t know how to yet. I end up taking a number of the worklist tasks. I end up doing all the scans and all the emails. sometimes she’s helpful and saves some things out of the email, and she’ll enter line items for them.. but she’ll put a note saying the document is attached and then not attach it. and I find it hours later when I go to actually attach it. I might just be quick at it because it was one of the few things I could actually do and do well when I started. but that just means it should be easy as hell for her to do too. same with entering medication checks-- I literally hate coming in at 12 for my shift and seeing both people up front with a full ‘medications to be checked’ basket sitting on the back counter. somehow whenever I open I manage to get those all in. you literally just have to pull up the patient’s chart, read the initials on the label (that’s who filled and checked the medication) and enter your initials saying you verified. then you put it in the med drawer, alphabetically by last name. it’s literally that easy. all the mindless, simple tasks that I was doing when I started... still seem to be my job. the lead and head receptionists won’t do it, god knows. they’ll maybe put some papers in the scanner if they happen to be up. the lead receptionist will sometimes label them. but that’s it. I feel like I’m doing the bulk of all that. and I don’t MIND. like I said, I’d rather be doing that than the managerial stuff. but I’d like to not be doing 95+% of it. it would be nice to have some help, divide the work. 
I have another project to get to; office manager and head vet want me to go through all the files in the back room so we can rip out those shelves and make it into a little employee lounge area. and I can do it-- I actually have a list of all the physical file numbers, and what I’m going to do is look up each folder number in our system and determine which ones can be tossed and which need to be scanned in. hopefully that shouldn’t take more than a few days, provided I have time to actually work on it. I haven’t had time for it this week yet, except for a few minutes before close tonight. I only work on that when I have nothing else to do. thankfully the head receptionist gave me one shift this month that I can use to just focus on that. I did ask for that-- I let her know that if I was going to get this done by the end of the year like the office manager said, I’d need to have time to dedicate to it. and I think it took me 2 months just to get through the front files. this should go faster, since none of them are scanned in so I don’t have to go scrolling through the scans looking for new client paperwork and hours disclosures. I just have to determine which ones are still active clients, which ones I can inactivate, which ones are already inactive, so on. it’s drudging work, honestly, but I like feeling like I’m getting something done. I was so proud to see the shelves in the front get taken out, like.. that was thanks to my work getting the files scanned in. we had a contractor come in the other day to talk about plans for the space. I’m not sure when they’re planning on getting the new countertop and retail shelves in, but I know it’s happening. once I can get the back files done that’ll be nice too. 
I worry that I don’t know how much time I have left at the clinic. I haven’t really voiced any thoughts about leaving. but at my current pay this is even less sustainable than it already was. my paychecks were reading ~$800+ every other week because of the extra hours I’d been able to put in once our COVID shifts ended. but even with extra time, my first paycheck after my birthday was just over $600. with health insurance taken out.. this just isn’t going to work. half my rent is $750 a month, and now that’s more than half my pay. I haven’t applied anywhere yet, and honestly it breaks my heart to think about leaving the clinic, but I do need to earn more. and mom’s being a little more convincing about me getting a remote job somewhere even tangentially related to my field. it would be safer for me to be able to stay at home. and I need the money. 
I’m starting to realize that she’s probably right, that not all office jobs are like my last one. I told my mom I’m just not the desk-job type person, because I really, truly feel like I’m not, and she said “...you’re doing a desk job right now”. maybe it’s just that here I feel like I’m getting something done. I can drag myself through just about anything if I know there’s an end goal and it’s within reach. even if it’s boring. at my old job it was neverending, and my work was pointless. it was slapping bandaids on a rickety, unstable wooden roller coaster. if I fixed one problem, that fix inevitably caused another problem. anyone would feel discouraged by that, I think. mom’s trying to get me to look at technical writer jobs. there’s one company she’s familiar with that would pay something close to what the feds were offering me. and I don’t think I’d have to be cleared. I could live on that money. and if it’s a remote job, I could move anywhere. somewhere more affordable. maybe even closer to friends. holding on to that idea makes me feel a little better about things. 
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maybe today I’ll take a look at those jobs. I need to process claims for Jasper’s most recent ER visit too. and call another doctor’s office about setting up an appointment. I decided to spend today in bed instead of on the couch downstairs. it’s my one off-day this week, I just want to rest a little.
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truthaliar · 4 years
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i passed my first organic chemistry exam of the semester and now i have a shred of hope that i can get through it
i know the work only gets worse from here but success on that first test is so important. this is my third time through this goddamn class and if i’d failed it i’d be shattered and forced to make choices. i’d have to own up to everyone that wrote me a letter of rec and say ‘hey it doesn’t look good’. but that hasn’t happened, at least not yet. even so i’m forced to confront myself about the matter. i think i got a B on it which for orgo is nothing to shake your head at - that’s good. i was so nervous when i was taking the exam that i was shaking. the day before was brutal; i’d had a vet tech lab and my car broke down on the way home. i spent three hours on what would’ve been about an hour and a half commute and by the time i got home it was late. i’d spread out my studying throughout the week but i felt starved without that last cram session. i barely slept and by the time i was on webcam i looked like aang from avatar when he was supposed to fight the fire lord. you know:
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it was virtual and my prof could see me. he even wrote in the confidence, “Amanda, you have time. Check your work. Breathe.”
i definitely can’t go into every test feeling like that. i will do poorly in the future if i go into every test feeling like that. and for the most part i do fine, especially in my vet tech courses. i barely stress in comparison. it’s wild. i’ve earned my masters. i’ve earned a biology certificate. i’ve had my wildlife rehab license for years now. i’m a little stressed about the vet tech licensing test this spring but not *that* stressed. but ochem scares me because i’ve failed before. it involves using a part of my brain that doesn’t make sense to me. it’s too theoretical and i can’t see its physical application (even though it is quite important in medicine!)
but look - right now, it doesn’t matter if it sucks and i’ll never use it. this is the way to be a veterinarian at the moment  - or any sort of clinical doctor really. it’s the only way i’ll get to where i want to be, even if it feels useless, or like a waste of time. ultimately it doesn’t matter if i hate organic chemistry. it’s all a test. and there will be harder tests. pass the test.
you want to be a doctor? be a doctor.
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isaiahrippinus · 4 years
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VinePair Podcast: Controversy Rocks the Court of Master Sommeliers Again
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Just over seven years ago, the Court of Master Sommeliers Americas was little known in the public sphere. The organization was quietly focused on its membership of wine-focused restaurant professionals, who were dedicated to increasing their knowledge, skills, and reputation by passing a series of increasingly difficult exams focused on wine theory, blind tasting, and service. But with the release of the 2013 documentary film “SOMM,” everything changed. The CMSA and its highest certificate holders, called Master Sommeliers, were elevated from unknowns to celebrities.
This explosion of acclaim has led to increased scrutiny from within and outside of the organization. And in recent weeks, tensions have reached an all-time high. With some Master Sommeliers resigning their membership in protest over the CMSA’s lack of diversity and commitment to social justice, plus the lingering wounds of a devastating cheating scandal in late 2018, the future of the organization suddenly appears tenuous.
Is the Court even capable of reforming itself? Does it remain relevant for wine professionals and the general public alike? What, if any, are the alternatives to rising in its ranks? That’s what VinePair’s Adam Teeter, Erica Duecy, and Zach Geballe dive into on this week’s episode of the VinePair Podcast.
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Adam: From Brooklyn, New York, I’m Adam Teeter.
Erica: From Connecticut, I’m Erica Duecy.
Zach: And in Seattle, Washington, I’m Zach Geballe.
A: And this is the VinePair Podcast. Guys, before we get into today’s topic, I want to talk about some news stuff. Prior to that, early on in our Covid time, we had a conversation about coffee, and how we’re drinking a lot more of it. I’ve had a new development in my life. It was not planned. We have a friend who became close to Naomi and me right after we got married. She has decided to never let us live down that she wasn’t invited to our wedding. She’s now probably our closest friend. She’s my wife’s closest friend in the same way that Josh is my closest friend, but now we’ve all become friends. She never lets us live it down. All of a sudden last week, it was our anniversary. She said “Please go downstairs. There’s a package for you.” She had bought us an espresso machine.
Z: Oh, wow.
E: Wow.
A: To prove that she should have been invited to our wedding. Full disclosure: She’s the number two GC at Urban Group, so Urban Outfitters. She does very well for herself. Let’s be clear.
Z: Does she want to pretend that she should have been invited to my wedding, too? I’ll take an espresso machine.
A: You guys know that I’m a Nespresso fan. To have an espresso machine, it threw me for a loop. We realized we can’t have two machines out. That’s insane. Also we were probably creating a lot of waste with Nespresso. Now I’ve gotten really into making actual espresso. It’s like jet fuel. It’s definitely different than Nespresso by far. I feel the caffeine. If you can hear my voice, I just made one. I also didn’t realize how much fun it is. You can play with it. Dial it up or dial it down. Change the extraction levels. It’s one of those things that I never would have bought for myself. Because it was bought for me, I’m really into it and enjoying it a lot. I want to apologize to everyone because I’m extremely caffeinated.
Z: You’re not listening to this at 1.5 speed. That’s just Adam.
A: I wanted to talk about some news and predictions. As things are starting to move along in our Covid world, we’re seeing a lot of activity in the world of alcohol. We’ve talked a lot about on-premise and off-premise. I thought it would be interesting to talk as well about some things we’re seeing on the business side. One of the things I wanted to bring up is the purchase last week of Empathy Wines by Constellation Brands. For those who aren’t familiar with Empathy, Empathy Wines is a direct-to-consumer winery started by Gary Vaynerchuk. Most people may know Gary as the founder of Wine Library TV. Wine Library was a business that he took over from his parents and grew it into a multi-million dollar wine shop in New Jersey. Then he took that and flipped into an advertising agency that’s very successful called VaynerMedia. He’s also a well-regarded investor in tech. Full disclosure: He is an investor at VinePair. I thought what was interesting is this purchase of Empathy Wines. The amount of sales they’ve done in only a year isn’t that huge. They’ve only done about $3.5 million Three point seven is the exact figure that was used in the article I read, in terms of how many sales directly to consumers they’ve made since launching in 2019. But, the emphasis that Constellation put on this purchase was the strong desire in Covid to move as fast as possible into the direct-to-consumer space and seeing this as one of the quickest ways to do that. I have a few predictions. Any time you have issues of economic downturn, you see a lot of M&A activity. So I think we’re going to see a lot more purchases in the next six to nine months. Whether you’re listening to this and I’ve already called you out or not, I think you are. I think we’re going to see a lot of brands that we know get bought by bigger players. This is one of the key times in economics where it’s really advantageous for people who have capital versus people who may not have as much capital. I think you’re going to see a very active M&A market in the next six to nine months. Also, a lot of that M&A is going to be focused on brands that a lot of these larger alcohol companies see as having the potential to be direct to consumer. On the Empathy Wines front, I have not tried the wines. Have either of you?
Z: No.
E: No.
A: Were either of you familiar with them before I brought them up?
E: Definitely. I think with Vaynerchuk, you kind of know.
A: Exactly. If anyone listening to the podcast works for Constellation, hit us up at [email protected] and tell me if my hypothesis is right. In all fairness, I don’t ever talk to Gary, so I don’t know for a fact, but I have to assume that a lot of the purchase would be based on just him. He probably is signing on in the same way Clooney signed on to the purchase of Casamigos as the brand personality for the next [X] amount of years, while he gets his earn-out. You’re going to see a lot of people focus even more on investment and purchase in the direct-to-consumer space.
Z: Specifically with Empathy, from what I understand is that it’s not all just direct to consumer, but they’re entirely e-commerce.
A: That’s the whole thing.
Z: It’s not like DTC as a lot of wineries are DTC-focused while also having a tasting room. They have a whole physical presence. Obviously there’s a winery or production in some capacity. What you’re seeing is not just that DTC is alluring to bigger brands or brands in general, but the ability to sell without having to have any physical presence now is more valuable than ever.
E: Right.
A: It’s purely a direct-to-consumer brand. It’s interesting because it’s showing that they’ve built this brand off of no one ever tasting the wine prior to the first purchase, which is kind of insane. Now, maybe if you’d gone over to a friend’s house who had bought one of these wines, and you tasted them and got into them, then you went and bought them as well. That’s a very different business model. The most active direct-to-consumer market that we see in the market in the U.S. right now is people who are in winery tasting clubs, like you talked about.
Z: You’ve seen some of the wine clubs that have popped up. I see them on my Instagram feed all the time. They’re a similar general idea. You sign up and you get wine that you’ve never tried before. In those cases, it’s repackaged bulk wine. It’s the same idea, right? You’re buying branding and some reputation, and you’re buying value that’s perceived there because it’s reasonably affordable wine. It is a different model for sure than the tasting room, signing up for the wine club, and then they send you a case of wine every six months.
E: We’re going to see DTC just blow up. Over the past five years, it’s already been growing so much. I was talking to a consultant in the industry who was telling me that years ago it was in the single digits, i.e., direct-to-consumer sales as part of overall sales. So it was 5 percent, then 8 percent, then 12 percent, then 15 percent. Now last year, it was 25 percent of overall sales in the industry. I’d have to confirm those numbers, as this was from a conversation. Now, it was just announced that the tasting rooms in Napa are going to have to close down again. We’re in this very unpredictable time where you need to be able to sell direct to consumer. I completely agree with you that we’re going to see small wineries banding together to do this sort of thing. I got pitched on that this morning.
A: Really?
E: Yes. A bunch of wineries are banding together to launch this app, and it’ll be very similar to the Empathy model where you’re getting wines that you haven’t tried, but they’re saying that these are the best wines from these wineries, it’s going to be an amazing offering type of thing. Wineries have had to figure out how to regroup and recoup some of the sales that were missing from on-premise. This seems to be the best way.
Z: It’s not even missing sales on-premise. It’s missing sales in the tasting room. For a lot of the brands, the model, the distribution side of it is a little bit of a profit margin, but their big profit is selling wine to consumers directly. If your model is based on someone walking in the door and tasting the wine and subscribing to your wine club or buying six or 12 bottles of wine, and that’s not an option for you, or it’s vastly curtailed, yes: You’ve got to find another way to get your wine into people’s hands. Whether it’s an app, or something else, I don’t know. It’s the acquisition side. People might decide to cash out now while they can.
A: It’s interesting to watch what happens in the DTC scene in the next year, as we see what happens in the merger acquisition market, whether we see any announcements in the coming months of brands that are being purchased. Again, if you want to give us a hot tip, let us know, but I definitely don’t think Constellation’s purchase of Empathy will be the last thing we hear in the coming months. Let’s jump into this week’s story because it was not supposed to be about mergers and acquisitions, it was supposed to be about another huge story in the world of alcohol in the past few weeks, the controversy in the Court of Master Sommeliers. Erica, we just published a big piece on this entire controversy. I thought you, as the editor of that piece, would be the perfect person to summarize what’s going on for us and then kick off the conversation.
E: Over the past couple of weeks, there’s been a reckoning on race in the Court of Master Sommeliers Americas. In late May, protests erupted over George Floyd’s killing by the Minneapolis police. At that point, people in the wine industry as well as across all industries start talking about either being either on the wrong side of the conversation or the right side of the conversation. The right side of the conversation being anti-racism, how can organizations do more, and how to recognize the issue and address the issue? How can you take proactive steps to making your organizations and companies anti-racist? That’s a huge range of possibilities from staffing and training to recruiting and on and on. What happened in this particular case is, time goes by. The Court of Master Sommeliers is silent on the issue [of anti-racism]. Finally on June 7, the board chairman Devon Broglie, who is the global beverage buyer for Whole Foods, he emails the Master Sommeliers. There’s about 172 of them. These are the members of that organization at its highest level. There’s a statement that’s sent out and that is quietly posted on the website of the organization. It contains very few specifics as to the diversity actions that the leaders of the organization will take. Then, it’s silence again. There’s nothing happening on social media until June 17, when it’s finally announced to members and to the public that the Court of Master Sommeliers is forming a diversity committee. By that time, the damage had been done. In the ensuing period between the end of May and June 17, people are posting. They’re saying, “Why isn’t the Court of Master Sommeliers stepping up?” Tahiirah Habibi, the founder of the Hue Society, had posted a video talking about her experience having gone through the Court, where as a Black woman, she’s told during the exam to address her judge as “Master.” She talked about how the court had added insult to injury by including the Hue Society in its initial anti-racism statement, but that was an unsolicited mention. That looked like the Hue Society was supporting the Court, but that was actually not the case. They had not been in any sort of contact with the Hue Society. At that point, Broglie revises the statements, removes the Hue Society from it, and then outlines the board’s initial steps towards diversity and inclusion. Then, several Master Sommeliers resign. It’s a volley of stalling and missteps that propel people like Richard Betts, the co-owner of An Approach to Relaxation Wines and owner of another wine company; he is a 17-year veteran of the Court. He’s very prominent, and he resigns. Then Brian McClintic, he’s the owner of Viticole Wine Club, he’s one of the stars of the “Somm” films — he resigns. Then Nate Reddy, one of the owners of Oregon’s Hiyu Wine Farm, had been a Master Sommelier for decades — he resigns. At the same time, other people like Dustin Wilson from the “Somm” films, who’s a Master Sommelier, he’s taking the Court to task on social media, talking about how they are botching their response to anti-racism. That’s the framework in which we find ourselves now. There has been a scandal on top of the 2018 scandal. The 2018 scandal was a cheating situation that happened in one of the exams, where one of the judges had slipped the identification of some of the wines that would be included in the tasting to a couple of people. Instead of allowing the situation to be contained, the Court stripped the passes from everyone who took it at that time. That had been a really criticized situation because it’s literally hundreds or thousands of hours, tens of thousands of dollars, a huge investment of time. So to just — across the board — invalidate those tests was really widely criticized. Those two things together have made a lot of people, who are both in the Court and out of the Court, very critical of the organization. Now, the organization has said that it’s going to come out, it will have this diversity committee. A lot of people on online forums in the sommelier community and out are wondering how relevant the Court is, moving forward. Do we even need the Court? There are other certifications like the Master of Wine certification that could take its place. Where do we go from here? That’s the conversation that’s happening throughout the industry right now.
A: It’s pretty insane. I have a lot of thoughts, but I’ve never worked on the floor. I would like to defer to our sommelier amongst us. Zach?
Z: I’m going to start from the beginning as I see it. Erica mentioned this. It has not necessarily been fully internalized by the powers that be within the Court and necessarily the broader wine community, just how devastating the response to the 2018 cheating scandal was in terms of shaking a lot of people’s faith in this institution. It’s important to remember that the Court of Sommeliers is a relatively recent creation. It dates back into the 1970s. Really for the sake of most of us, it doesn’t become prominent until the “Somm” films come out. We’re talking about less than a decade of time in which it’s really something that we would ever be talking about on a podcast like this. Prior to that, it wasn’t unimportant. It mattered. There were people who were very passionate about it, but it was a relatively small-scale endeavor, mostly undertaken by sommeliers at high end restaurants and a few big distribution companies in a few cities. It was not the sort of big deal that it has become. As a result, this huge influx of attention, of money, and of expectation that went along with it, and this is just me personally, I don’t want to generalize too much. It became clear that the more I went along, there was a lot of networking and who you knew that substituted for actual, rigorous assessment of knowledge.
A: I want to jump in because I think you’re making a great point. I want to just further your point before you keep going.
Z: Sure. Please.
A: What you’re saying was also echoed last week by Elizabeth Schneider, who is the creator of the podcast, Wine for Normal People. She wrote a pretty intense blog post about the Court as well. She says basically exactly what you’re saying. I’m going to paraphrase what she said, as a child of professors, her husband is a professor himself. The Court has been taken to mean, what people assume that it means is that it’s a certification test. In actuality, when you look at other high-level careers, the pass rates for these high-level careers is much higher percentages than it is for the Court. Internal medicine has a 91 percent pass rate. Cardiovascular disease, according to her and her research, has a 91 percent pass rate in medical school. Critical care medicine: 92 percent pass rate. Infectious disease: 98 percent pass rate. A certified public accountant on the first time they take the test, has a 50 percent pass rate. People who take the California Bar for the first time, lawyers, have at least a 36 percent pass rate on the first time they take the test. The Court of Master Somms pass rate is 8 percent, which makes you believe what she’s saying, that the only conclusion you can come to is, this isn’t a certification organization. It’s something else. What that something else is, a lot of people will debate. A lot of people will call it an old boys’ club, which it could be. People call it a very exclusive white old boys’ club, which the piece somewhat lays out. Your point to me that’s very clear is that a lot of people who walk away from the Court seem to have the same criticism you do, which is that it doesn’t seem to be just about the knowledge. If it was, I don’t think they would be having this many issues. Now please go on.
Z: Absolutely. You’re right. There’s a couple of things to say here. One of them is that especially as the popularity of the Court took off, and of Master Sommeliers took off, again mostly following the first “Somm” film, you saw that for a lot of the people in the Court, they said, “Great. This is great for us. Now if I’m a Master Sommelier, I can demand a raise, find a higher-paying job, or ask for more speaking and appearance fees. I can take consulting jobs for wineries.” Protecting the reputation of the existing Master Sommeliers and of the Master Sommelier credential became the single most important thing. One way that had to do that was to maintain this extremely low pass rate. Whereas most people in society would say that having more highly qualified internal medicine doctors is good, not bad, having too many Master Sommeliers, in the eyes of the existing Master Sommeliers, is a bad thing, not a good thing. The people who are taking the test are actually qualified. Again, this is only supported by my own anecdotal experience. It’s not meant to be a rigorously researched thing because it’s impossible to. My suspicion is that if you pass the Master Sommelier exam, 15 or 20 years ago, there’s a pretty good chance that your level of knowledge was lower at that point than what was required to pass the advanced exam now, which is what comes before that. It just wasn’t as rigorous. Everything I’ve read and heard from people who’ve been through it is that what was expected of you was less. The blind tasting was less complicated. There were fewer wines. The theory exam was less difficult. The world was smaller, or at least perceived to be smaller. You never have to re-up your certification. If you’ve achieved the Master level, no one comes by and re-tests you, to ensure you still know what you’re talking about or that you’re staying on top of the world of wine. You just have the MS that you can put on after your name. You have the pin. It is what it is. That’s what the organization exists to do. But it’s true that a lot of people, and I’ll include myself in this, who at one point in time felt like this is a really high-minded, noble pursuit of a combination of wine knowledge and wine service. It has some of that, but the more I went into it, the more I saw friends and colleagues of mine attempt to pass the highest-level exams. I’m not totally sure I would quantify what the Court of Master Sommeliers is, but it is decidedly not really dedicated to ensuring that the most highly qualified and skilled wine professionals achieve the Master Sommelier exam. It’s devoted to ensuring that some small number of them do in a controlled way that limits the numbers and that still, frankly, is shrouded in a lot of mystery. It’s that secrecy and mystery that has come back again to bite it. It’s hard not to look at the current gender and racial makeup of the Master Sommelier group and say, “Well, are you really the people who are best equipped to address inequality? You quite honestly probably don’t see it.” It’s not to denigrate any individual person in that group, but it’s an honest fact that if you’re a group of mostly middle-aged and older white men, you probably look at your test, and don’t see your testing to be particularly biased because it wasn’t biased against you. How are you going to see that bias? When people come and tell you that it’s biased in a whole host of ways, it’s not uncommon, we’ve seen this with a lot of organizations, for them to stick their head in the sands and deny it or to create a diversity task force that doesn’t really do much. We’ll see what happens with this one. The structure of the Court and it’s whole system is designed to tightly control the flow-through. The testing itself is so secret, and the criteria and the standards are never made public, it’s hard to avoid the conclusion as someone who’s participated in it that a significant part of who passes and who doesn’t is about who you know, who you’ve been mentored by, at least in the past. I know they’re claiming to make efforts to change that. Until it happens and it’s been evidenced, I don’t see any reason to believe it.
A: Let’s be clear here. The Court of Master Sommeliers has built its reputation based on creating itself as a luxury brand. How do you create luxury brands? You have scarcity and limited access. You look at Celine bags as the perfect example. You can’t just walk into Hermès and buy a Celine bag. You have to know the right person. You have to have a certain net worth. You have to spend enough at Hermès. Then, someone may, if you’re lucky, let you buy the Celine bag. Ivy League education is another great example. Early on in early days, prior to us legislating for requirements to have fairness in admittance practices, it was very hard to get into Ivy League schools unless you had an elite background. They abuse those reputations that they built hundreds of years ago to still be the schools that more students who are excelling in an academic setting, want to go to more than any others. In only about 10 years, based on the “Somm” films, the Court’s been able to capitalize on this one fact. What is it Erica? 200?
E: 172.
A: That is all the organization has. The second that the test becomes more inclusive and more people are able to pass it, the less and less of a luxury brand the Court becomes. When you have a luxury band you’re probably going to be pretty racist. Let’s just be clear. There’s a lot of sh*t that you’re going to run into if you’re trying to be exclusionary in order to protect your brand and this number that is very important.
E: Yeah.
A: I don’t know how the Court ever does move forward from this unless they make the test something that more people can pass. They have to fix the 8 percent pass rate, or else it’s always going to be the white country club in town, that you don’t know why you didn’t get in when you applied, but you didn’t get in, and you’re pretty sure it has to do with skin color or your religion.
E: Exactly. That’s exactly what it’s like. Devin Broglie has said that the organization is color-blind. His quote from this articles is: “We’ve believed that the organization has been entirely inclusive, that we’ve held to a strict non-discrimination policy, and that the meritocracy of our exams speaks for itself.” And that, I’m sorry, is just not true. The funnel of people to get to take the Master Sommelier exam is so restricted. You have to have mentors within the organization. You have to have worked in a certain restaurant for a certain amount of time. There’s a whole funneling process that winnows out eligible candidates, eligible candidates of color, eligible candidates who are women, across the board. Being color-blind is not the same as being diverse. That is the core misunderstanding of their approach. They’re saying, “We don’t see it.” That’s not diversity.
Z: It’s not even just that you have to have had the right kinds of connections to have been mentored by existing Master Sommeliers, it’s not just that you have to have worked in the right restaurants. It’s also that you have to have the means to buy very expensive wines, to spend a lot of your time focusing on studying and blind tasting. You have to be able to literally afford to get to the exams, to be able to pay for extremely expensive preparatory courses that are mandatory at least in some levels. There’s all this stuff that goes along with it. There’s this huge price tag. And, as mentioned, you have to be prepared to fail the test multiple times and spend that money again. The honest truth is, how many people can afford to do that? Certainly people from marginalized groups in the wine world or society at large, it’s going to be an even smaller percentage. All of these things are not mandatory. They’re not the way this has to be. The Court has the clout to get sponsorships from brands, to get sponsorships from institutions that would gladly foot the bill for this to have some shine from what has been a high-regarded institution. It’s not surprising that when you look at the pictures, there’s not a lot of diversity there. They’re doing a little better on gender these days. That’s been an effort that’s been going on for years. It’s still nowhere near the level of parity it should be. It’s not grossly male-dominated. It’s just really male dominant. More than anything, there’s this whole segment of possible, amazing wine professionals that for a variety of reasons are never going to go down that route. Maybe they don’t need to. Maybe they shouldn’t. Maybe it’s fine that they don’t in some sense. If you want to have this high-minded ideal of epitomizing what is the highest level of wine knowledge and wine service, then you should, as an organization, be really keen to bring in people from as many different backgrounds and experiences as possible because it will only make your organization stronger. It baffles me that that does not seem to be any kind of priority.
A: I agree with everything you’re saying. Do we think this is going to be the initial undoing of the Court, first of all? I have to think it could be. I think it will be. We’re focused way too much right now on fixing what we need to fix, and I don’t see the Court as wanting to fix those issues in any really meaningful way. And, is this going to be the WSET’s time to shine? I’ve heard a lot of people in Europe say they’ve never really understood why WSET hasn’t taken off more in the U.S. Usually when I talk to WSET professionals, especially one who runs WSET in England, she says to me their assumption is because the Court is such a behemoth in the U.S. Everyone knows it. It’s famous because of the “Somm” films. The only people that take the WSET in the U.S. are writers, some professionals in off-premise, and also some in the trade who are in sales or marketing. You do see more people on the floor take the WSET in Europe. I didn’t look ahead of time to see how many Masters of Wine there are in the world. It may be just as exclusionary, and therefore is going to have the same issues. I have to think that it’s more democratic.
Z: I can’t speak from personal experience. Everything I know is based on what I’ve read. I do think one fundamental difference is through all levels of the WSET, the standards and even the wines that you taste blind, which are never released publicly in the Court of Master Sommeliers, are made public. At a minimum, you have enough transparency where someone can say, “Wait a second. My passing and my failing doesn’t feel arbitrary.” It often does with the Court, to some extent. With WEST at whatever level, you know, “Here at the exact wines we tasted. If I don’t pass and someone else does, I can probably look at their conclusion and mind and understand why.” It doesn’t mean that there are no issues. Like anything involving wine access, the financial ability to buy these wines is a huge issue. At least the tests lend themselves to a little bit more objectivity. I apologize. I know I’ve been talking a lot. I have one last thought on the idea of whether this is going to be the end of the Court. The real question that I have that goes along with that is, are we at the end of the sommelier craze? Period. I’ve been thinking about this a lot. It’s been a huge conversation in my circles. We don’t know what the hell is going to happen with restaurants in this country. We are going through an unprecedented crisis sparked by Covid, but it’s going to be continued by the economic realities in this country for the foreseeable future. In many places, they’re rolling back the ability of places that are currently open. I had a friend that I was supposed to do an interview with for our conversation series, who 30 minutes before we were supposed to talk had to cancel because where she lives, they’ve shuttered restaurants. She had an emergency meeting she had to go to about this. We’re in this period where the restaurant industry, which is where sommeliers work mostly, is going through a crisis. I don’t know what it’s going to look like coming out on the other end. I know that sommeliers are a luxury item within the restaurant ecosphere in general. They’re at high-end restaurants. They’re the person that you hire when times are good. There’s already a lot of crises that are facing the profession. This one is going to cripple it. Frankly, that’s going to do a lot to hurt the court because if I were looking at going forward, what’s the point? Other than my own satisfaction? Are the jobs that were waiting for me three, four, or five years ago out there? There are already issues with a lot of competition for those jobs as is. Certainly with the state of the industry now, we’re going to look back at this period and realize there was a sommelier bubble.
A: I think we’re done. I think we’re done for a few reasons. It’s not just because you said it, Zach, although you’re making good points. A lot of people are having those conversations. Here’s where I think we’re done. Do I think that the top restaurants in the U.S. will continue to have somms? Yes. I was reading yesterday in The Times that a wealthy group of millionaires from America tried to land on Corsica, and they were turned away. There’s still a lot of wealth in the world and in America. It’s not spread evenly like it should be, but there is wealth. There’s going to be people that will go to find restaurants. There’s not going to be as many of them. Those that are fancy will still have some somms on the floor. Do I think that neighborhood restaurants that until March had somms on the floor will have somms on the floor? Hell no. That is over. This idea that the casual spot that you go to has somms, it’s done. It’s going to go back to what we first saw when I first moved to New York, which is that the manager’s going to run the wine list. We’ll probably walk over if you really want to talk about wine. Mostly the manager-owner will educate the service staff on the wine. That’s going to be it. You’re right. It’s a luxury item. Who’s going to pay for that anymore? Who’s going to have a full-time somm on the floor? It’s interesting. There’s so many restaurants that have popped up, especially in Brooklyn, that are these 20, 30-seat high-end taverns. Or high-end trattorias that have a somm on the floor. In what world is that even at all smart moving forward?
E: Totally. Over the past several years, we’ve seen this democratization of wine already. We’ve seen very casual restaurants but with amazing, cool wines lists. Maybe not hundreds of selections, but really tight, well-curated wine lists, at affordable prices and more luxury prices. That democratization of wine, combined with the crisis we’re seeing now, and this racial reckoning, it’s entirely likely that it could lead to a dismantling of this country club of somms. Who needs that level of expertise, exclusive expertise, that’s coming out of this oppressive structure? I don’t know that moving forward that has a place. This is a do-or-die moment for the CMS. If it’s going to restructure itself, this is the time. You’re going to be outdated unless you make some real, significant changes.
A: Absolutely. If you’re a restaurant going for two or three Michelin stars, you’ll probably have a somm on the floor. If you’re not, which is the majority of restaurants in this country, you probably won’t. That’s going to be okay.
Z: It’s going to have to be.
A: This was a fantastic conversation, guys. It was enjoyable. We’d love to hear what you out there listening to the podcast think, whether you’re pro-, anti-, or agree with all of what we said, or some or what we said. Please shoot us a line at [email protected]. Let us know what you think. Give us your hot take. As always, please drop us a review and rating on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. It helps everyone discover the show. And Erica, Zach, thanks for another great conversation. Talk to you again next week.
E: Talk to you then
Z: Sounds great.
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Ed. note: This interview has been edited for length and clarity.
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