#I do not like food comas
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Half day of work this morning. Then Sheila and I went to get our taxes done. Normally I never wait until the last minute. I’m more of an early March tax filer. But the woman who does our returns had a pretty full schedule this year.
On the way home we stopped at a bar and grill we’d never been to before. The place was full of regulars. As we walked in a guy, who looked like he’d enjoy a good knife fight with some motorcycle outlaws, came out for a smoke. He nearly bumped into Sheila, who I’m sure has never been in knife fight. The guy beamed a huge smile and sincerely apologized. Can’t judge that book by its cover.
The waitress was busy, but oh man, she did a great job.There were one or two unopened bottles of beer on her tray as she made the rounds. That (a) saved her from going back to the bar for some common orders and (b) was excellent suggestive advertising.
Server: “Would you like another Mich Light?”
Customer: [silently] Mmm, it’s right there in front of me. Oooh, look at that light layer of condensation on the cold bottle. My oh my, I am getting thirsty again. “Heck yes, I’ll have another!”
I would have ordered a Utepils Happy Dog Lager just for the name and also because it’s locally brewed. But I didn’t feel like beer for lunch so I ordered a boring Diet Coke. Coke and Pepsi should come up with some beer-style fun names.
A bar burger, served in a plastic basket lined with checkerboard pattern wax paper, is always a treat. This one didn’t disappoint. When I first saw the modest stack of fries I thought the cook had been a bit stingy.
Then I remembered I always get too full when I eat all (or nearly all!) of the fries (clean plate club forever) most restaurants pile onto plates with sandwiches. Today’s serving of fries was actually perfect, leaving me perfectly satiated.
I still went home and took a nap.
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Post-revolution Annie just posts random videos of Finnick and their son on the internet and they always go viral because people have only ever seen Finnick as playboy extraordinare and now they see Finnick being a dumbass father who's trying his best and it's very endearing and 90% of the time the camera pans out to an unimpressed Johanna or Katniss and it's great
#the hunger games#finnick odair#katniss everdeen#annie cresta#johanna mason#listen he's trying#he's never done anything like this before#he needs a minute#finnick ringing his mum like “MUM THE BABY IS CRYING ALL NIGHT WHAT AM I DOING WRONG 😭”#“mum he reached for my lobster can he have it” “finnick hes 6 weeks old”#“mum is he meant to be throwing himself off every surface??” “i mean you did so take that as you will” “NOT HELPFUL”#“can i take him swimming yet?? i want to show him the sharks 😁😁” “finnick hes 2 months old ffs”#Annie's just watching the chaos and texting Finnick's mum like “sorry mum dont stress it I got this”#Finnick's mum just sat there like “at least one of you knows wtf is going on”#jokes on her annie just has a million parenting books she flips through to answer her questions before heading to google#annies search history includes 'how old til baby can visit ocean'#'can i make baby food out of anything'#'how to tell my husband that hes doing fine but holding the baby like that is going to send me into a coma'
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She heard me doing things so she came up to the side of her baby bin and blelelelele'd at me until I noticed her. She greets me every morning where we spend the first hour of every day together, her just resting in my hand and me holding her, often gently petting her head and tiny scales. If there is a heaven, that first hour we spend together is it.
She is getting a larger enclosure for her birthday in a month and a half. :D Hopefully I can get it done in time, as I haven't sculpted a custom enclosure before and will be trying some new artistic critiques. I do have experience sculpting though. My biggest worry is the paints and sealing them properly! Art I can do- but food safe art that will be in a moist bioactive enclosure is new for me.
#From her enclosure camera#hognose#hognose snake#snake#pets#She is getting a bigger enclosure soon it is preordered and we need to wait#She greets me like this every morning#She ate yesterday and should be in a food coma!#You can even see her lump#So I gave her pets and told her I love her#From inside her enclosure the photo of her being held is from yesterday#She really enjoys pets#Especially after a big meal#I need to get a video of her asking for pets#She will pet herself with her chin#And when I stop sometimes she will pet herself with her chin asking for more!#And then I will pet her and she will relax looking like she is in heaven#Those posts saying “snakes cannot enjoy being pet and will only learn to tolerate it” are absolute BS outdated information#from people who are insecure that they are less valid as humans if animals are capable of feeling love and asking for affection#My snake will LITERALLY ASK TO BE PET#And she will pet me too!#I think she saw me petting her#Thought “This feels nice. Is this what we do for each other?”#And when we are snuggling she'll wiggle over to my arm or shoulder and start petting me. She doesn't pet me in any other places.#It is a lot of effort as she has no hands and has to use her chin#moving her whole upper body#So she'll only pet me maybe 20-10 times and take a rest#Does anyone else's snake pet them?#It is unusual but I think maybe she learned it from copying me and it makes her happy ^_^#What a wonderful world we live in where snakes enjoy being pet
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you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite
#if i haven't stuffed up my timezones this post should land on thanksgiving so here's somethin' to read to go with your food coma#dishonored#dishonored shitposting#emily kaldwin#billie lurk#dishonored fic#interesting the way the resurrection was handled - rock up to aramis stilton's powerpoint presentation basically#does anyone else think it would have been cool if you had to do the duke's palace first.#grab delilah's mortality and give it back in the past. like while she's vulnerable#kind of makes sense too from an emily character perspective#because she shows SO much character growth in stilton's manor#and then goes to the duke's palace next and IMMEDIATELY says the dumbest shit she says all game re: her entitlement and obliviousness#stilton's manor: wow ive learned so much i finally get it now!#nek minnet. emily misunderstands class warfare so bad she thinks she needs to sharpen her dads folding blade. emily. no#and if you think about it the duke's palace would have made a lot of sense for an earlier level just from emily's perspective.#hes very clearly her enemy compared to meagan's vague idea of where sokolov might be. a darker timeline perhaps#lovely Off_Topic mentioned hating time travel as a plot device and i have to agree. here's my take on that level anyway#also big thank you to RoseEll (<3) for saying it parallels the limitations of the game's mechanics interestingly ♥#using this meme template was like. 'oh hey lingering hatred for jeremy clarkson i forgot i had you'#making the badly photoshopped heads too big. my beloved.#ah crap rambling again
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[ID: two pages from Fruits Basket. The first shows Yuki, strongly backlit and furious expression heavily shadowed, saying, "You mean you should've been able to catch her when she was about to fall off a cliff? Would you have felt better if you could've rescued her whens she was about to be hit by a car or something? That's incredible. Who the hell are you? Are you some kind of superhero?!""
The next page starts with a panel of Yuki looking over his shoulders, tears in his eyes as he angrily shouts, "Open your eyes! You were! You made her laugh! You made her happy!" His dialogue continues over the next panel, of Kyo looking shocked, a bruise over his cheek, and the third panel, which is just a background pattern under Yuki's speech bubbles, saying: "Maybe it was only the little things. It doesn't have to mean being a superhero." The largest panel is an image of Kyo and Tohru carrying shopping together, Tohru smiling as she looks at Kyo and a pattern of blooming flowers around them. Yuki says, "You don't have to be that strong. When you're with her... just look at her! She's always smiling around you!" End ID.]
Man, Yuki NAILS it. I love a good Grand Romantic Gesture as much as the next overemotional bitch, but anything that reduces romance to just those is bad romantic advice. It feels like a particularly masculine toxic ideal of romance to push that you must be a Great Hero doing Great Things to win fair lady, as if loving and supporting someone every day isn't enough. I wonder if Yuki was subconsciously thinking of Tohru's mother when he picks a car accident as one of his examples; we know that Kyo distanced and punished himself because he didn't save Kyoko from being hit by a car, as if it's a major character failing to freeze up when you see a speeding car or panic about potentially triggering a humiliating condition in public. He got so caught up in seeing that moment, and not being there when Tohru fell, that he's blind to how you can save someone in small, everyday ways by being there for them and making them happy. I'm glad Yuki saw it, and called Kyo the fuck out to stop him from running away again; continuing to be there with Tohru really is the best thing Kyo can do for her, and far better for Kyo himself than isolating and hating himself. He really should already know; after all, one of the most significant things that Tohru's done for Kyo is simply to stay with him and make him smile, even after seeing his monstrous true form. It's not less masculine to bring someone small, everyday joys, and even if it was, so what? At the end of the day, making the person you love happy is the most important thing.
#Fruits Basket#Furuba#I have Feelings about this hero complex thing and masculinity#I once wrote a whole rant about how it plays into Diego vs Phoenix in the third Ace Attorney game#Diego is obsessed with not saving Mia from being murdered#(he was literally in a coma)#and gets obsessed with punishing nick for not dramatically rescuing her#Which just leads to him doing a murder in an effort to LOOK like the grand hero for Maya#and just causes Maya more suffering#whereas Nick has just... been there for Maya#ever since Mia died#saving her from murder charges and kidnappers is fairly dramatic sure#But I think taking her on trips and buying her food and hanging out with her is important too#definitely better than stabbing someone in front of her
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A little mouse for my beloved @hnnny, also known as one of the most wonderful and brilliant fairies I have ever seen. This portrait of your adorable Zena was a delight to make! You are not only an amazing friend, but an incredibly talented and hard working artist, whose work inspire me enormously. Knowing you is a privilege I cherish everyday, just like an owl cherishes the twilight night after night. Thanks for simply being you, my love. The world is a better place because of it <3
#I meant to finish this yesterday but my brain couldn't deal with the final touches so yeah#And today I got busy doing lasagna for my family and fell into a food coma#but she's here now#I hope you like her!!! Zena has such a great design so I tried my best#zena paloh#is that the right spelling I'm not sure#anyway let's taint some tags#kotor#jedi exile#hnnny's lil babies#also hnnny I love u <3
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Not sick anymore!!! (But really really hungry)
#went to reptile expo !! got back and was FAMISHED and when i zoned back in i ate six granola bars#still hungry but havent processed the food i ate so like#…do i eat more and enter a food coma later?
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why is it that every time i eat anything my belly hurts >:( i'm gonna need you to stop doing that right fucking now.
#i think i shouls take one of those at-home celiac disease tests because my guts and head hurt mostly after i eat pasta and bread#*should#and i don't even eat much so it's not like a food coma or anything#despite what one may think given the amount of “food as a metaphor of love” in my fics i'm not a big eater. i prefer cooking for others#but idk like. i'm lactose intolerant and can't stand eggs when they're the primary ingredient (e.g. pancakes & such)#but i've never taken an egg-allergy test bc i don't think it exists? idk. i just don't eat them#and- i can't eat bell peppers (;-;) & red meat because they make me sick as hell#so huh very limited choice actually#because you also gotta add what i despise like broccoli (sorry) spinach and artichokes (i *hate* them the most.) + fish except for salmon#so what *do* i eat? good question#i'm a-ok with all other veggies & legumes so there's that#same with most white meat#but like. if you take pasta and bread away.... i die. period. it's a zero conditional sentence. it's a fact.#food cw
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happy thanksgiving to all who are celebrating!! i hope you get to spend time with people you love today & find joy in even the smallest things to be thankful for. one of those things for me has been coming back to this community after such a hard time in my life and finding (& re-finding in some cases) such lovely people with not just beautiful writing & characterization, but such warm & kindhearted energy. i really feel welcome here & i’m having a lot of fun with both of my muses (even though giorno just got here lol, shhh) 🤧 i hope to write with all of you even more & to get to know you, too! 🤎🦃
#【 * 🍒 教皇 › ❛ 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀 / out of character . 】#not to be soft & gay but i am those things so#even if i don’t have the best relationship with my family i really love this holiday & i love the meaning of it & how happy it makes every1#truly the one day of the year we all get along because we don’t celebrate christmas lol (muslim tingz)#n e waze like i said i hope all of you get to have quality time with people you love whether it’s family or otherwise#& if u feel alone just know EYE love u uwu#i have a few hours before the festivities start & i’m in & out of the kitchen helping my mom like i was yesterday so#we shall see what i can do here bc i rlly do want to write & feel inspired#even if it means i just sneak on afterwards in a food coma LMFAO
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can we talk about you falling asleep during this game?
bestie how?
You know those toxic lifestyle Instagrams that give advice on healthy sleeping and eating stuff? They always say that you shouldn't eat right before trying to sleep because you won't be able to.
Meanwhile here's me after fried chicken this afternoon
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have another 5+1 fic because i come up with too many 5+1 ideas!!
this one is five times megumi made food for others + one time someone made food for megumi. because listen. hear me out. megumi and tsumiki were living alone for years. and do you seriously think t0ji made for for them? no. i know that man forced megumi's mom & tsumiki's mom to cook for him. that's probably why he remarried so fast. anyway megumi can cook i will not be convinced otherwise. he was playing dumb when itadori wanted to teach him to make meatballs bc he wanted to spend more time with him. but that's another fic idea
anyways. so megumi is very very bad at telling the people he cares that he cares about them - it's a lot easier for him to show that he cares. hence, making food for people. the first one would be him and gojo (but mostly him) making soup for tsumiki when she's sick. then megumi making food for gojo, maki, nobara, and yuuji (all separately). i'm not sure who would make food for him in the +1 - maybe a couple different characters? yuuji and nobara? perhaps? i haven't decided yet skdhfsjgk anyways yes this fic is just an excuse for me to promote my agendas of 1. megumi can cook and 2. megumi's giving love language being acts of service.
#i know this is an unpopular opinion but like.... even if tsumiki made ALL of the food at home for megumi#what did he do after she was in a coma?????? i know gojo didn't make food for him. that man definitely can NOT cook we all know this#anyway sorry i have feelings#ty for the ask!!#hil tag#ask game
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i want you all to understand this.
insulin pens are very often used by diabetic children (or their parents, but they were very easy to use during the short time i was prescribed them when i was a child myself). they’re less cumbersome, produce less waste, and are far easier than pulling insulin from a vial with a single use syringe, as syringes are much more susceptible to air bubbles, which result in the diabetic not getting enough medication. i’m explaining this part because i know that some diabetic adults do also use them, and i’m sure that that’s true of diabetic adults in palestine with such scarce resources. when it’s life or death, you can’t really be picky.
the israeli occupation is now banning insulin pens from entering gaza.
lack of insulin results in diabetic ketoacidosis — essentially a very, very dangerous version of the effects of the keto diet. insulin is a key for the sugar from one’s food (both slow and fast acting, since all food has some carbohydrates, from nuts to potatoes to table sugar) to get from their bloodstream into their cells. without insulin, the body resorts to eating through its own fat stores rather than the sugar it cannot access and tries to flush the excess glucose that is in the blood through the urine. this results in weight loss, headaches, nausea, dehydration, blurred vision, abdominal pain, impaired mental faculties, and, if left untreated, will result in a coma, and eventually death within a matter of weeks. not “can.” it will kill you if not treated, and was largely considered a lethal diagnosis until insulin was discovered in the early 1900s and made readily available in 1922.
i’ve been in dka. admittedly, i was very young and have blocked much of it out. but i do remember that it fucking sucked. i couldn’t focus on anything, i was ravenous no matter how much i ate, and the room spinning to the point i felt like i was going to throw up became an increasingly regular occurrence. i was seven years old and wasting away like i was starved. i was dying. a few more days, and i likely would’ve gone into a coma and might not be here now.
to inflict that, willingly and knowingly, on innocent people, is nothing short of a crime against humanity, and violates the geneva conventions (item 2.a.ii. torture or inhumane treatment, including biological experiments and item 2.a.iii. willfully causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health). not that the israeli occupation cares, of course, as south african prosecutors have already extensively detailed their crimes in the icj, and this one in particular has already been committed near-countless times.
this entire occupation is a genocide, and this is only one more nail in that coffin. but, as a diabetic — as a human being who has been in that state and was lucky enough to have the resources to live almost another fifteen years (with the anniversary of my own diagnosis about halfway through next month), i can’t find the words to express my disgust and rage anymore. maybe it’s selfish to be so deeply impacted by this particular blow. i don’t know. but these people have done nothing wrong but be disabled in gaza, and as someone with the same disability, i know that no one deserves this, even if they have committed a crime (which, again, these civilians, largely children, have not). i will not fucking stand for it.
we need a ceasefire. we need an end to the occupation. we need a free palestine. now.
here’s a masterpost of how you can help.
EDIT: here’s a post on how to help diabetics in gaza specifically
#free palestine#free gaza#israeli war crimes#actuallydiabetic#actually diabetic#actuallydisabled#actually disabled#shut up emrys
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I ordered chicken wings like two days ago and my "I need chicken wings or I'll tear myself asunder" meter is already peeking again 😫
#sucktacular sucks#im just hungry all the time cuz the food i have sucks ass and dont really have money to invest in good food#food mention#i simply want small dopamine in the form of crunchy breaded chicken wings from pizzapizza#and a can of nestea#they are literally so so good and i go into a food coma after eveytime#any way i fixed up my kofi and had a shower and bow im gonna do laundry and change my bed sheets#and maybe grocery order later depending on factors outside of my control#awoowoowoo#at least i got a cream garlic dip with my wings last time and im saving it for pizza pops 😍#'cant afford groceries but ur gonna buy take out???'#yes because i can and i know its a bad decision but also consider#the fact that im severely depressed <3#i know that doesnt negate it but like poor ppl are allowed to have things and unfortunately i think that sometimes that also includes me#so i make decisions
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Everything I found in Szarr's palace, for all your fanfiction-writting needs. I haven't found any other post like this one, so i hope i m not copying anyone. Posting it here, because editing the official wiki feels intimidating. Feel welcome to add anything I missed.
Astarion's siblings (the other spawn):
Petras - one of the two you meet in the Flophouse.
Dalyria - the other one from the two you meet in the flophouse. Her diary can be found in the "guest room". Before Cazador turned her, she was a doctor, a "Physician General to the Parliament of Baldur's Gate". She thinks vampirism is a disease and plans on curing herself of it by drinking blood of someone young and healthy - other spawn's daughter, Victoria.
Leon Onufrio - before Cazador turned him, Leon was a sorcerer. He is the one whose daughter's (Victoria's) body is found, cursed, in the room where with the Kozakuran dictionary.
Leon put a protective counter-curse on her, to discourage other spawns from attacking her. Despite his efforts, Dalyria bit her, hoping it'd cure her vampirism. Needless to say, it didn't and Victoria died @easterlingwanderer found out that if you use "speak with the dead" on the body, it turns out that it was a random urchin and Leon did get Victoria out of the city on time. After removing the curse inflicting you with necrotic demage, you can loot a letter of her body from her father instructing Victoria to read said dictionary, so she can freely move around the castle.
In the favoured spawn room, you can learn that Leon was the one usualy occupying it (along with his daughter). His diary reveals that he put extra effort to be Cazador's best hunter, so he can keep Victoria away from others and that he came up with a plan with Figaro to disguise and sneak Victoria out of the palace.
He also notes that he doesnt like the way Violet looks at Victoria and Cazador's wicked smile, when Leon asked him what his master was planning to do with his daughter.
Violet - you can find her Diary in the Dormitory of Spawn. She notes that she put garlic in Yousen bed as a prank.
Aurelia - a tiefling
Yousen - @neophytepagan noticed he is a gnome
Other:
The chamberlain of Cazador was Antwun Dufay. In his diary, which can be found under his bed in his room after a successful passive perception check, it says that he had a lover Lurianna (a werewolf, who can be found dead by walking through fake north wall of chamberlain's office, or through another fake wall in Chamberlain's private room). He knew about Cazador's Black Mass enough to fake his death in order to avoid the threat of taking Astarion's place. Unfortunately for him, it seems he confused the actual death potion and fake death potion, and really died. His lover drank the other potion, which melted her guts. The actual fake-death elixir can be found in his desk, which puts the player in 10-turn coma. He ordered the elixir from Bonecloaks', where he also ordered most of the things the palace needed to function (like bloodstain remover, candles and food for "guests").
Godey - Cazador's right hand. Astarion says that while Cazador was the master of the palace, the kennels (the room where the spawn d be tortured, when they did something Cazador didnt approve of) was the domain of Godey. Godey tortured the spawn when Cazador didnt feel like it. Cazador trusted Godey with the key to the sealed ballroom for the duration of the ritual.
Through the palace, fanatic-servants cleaning the palace: Syrin - human, Greenfern - wood half-elf, Vilhelm - human, Varderola - also human. All of them are servants, who Astarion said are devoted to Cazador and came to the palace of their own will, beggining Cazador to turn them into vampires. Vilhelm is most noteable, as you can talk to him and he asks Astarion why isn't he downstairs, that he is late and the ballroom is already locked. If pressed, he informs that Godey has a key and that the Cazador is going to punish Astarion for missing the ritual (and from his expression, he seems to quite like the thought).
Chamberlain Dufay wrote a blooddonnors ledger, instructing the Spawn to favourite the lower class as prey, as too many missing patriars may drow too much attention.
The language Cazador uses is Kozakuran, from a distant land of Kara-Tur. Astarion notes that they were strictly forbidden from learning it. From Cazador's Journal you can learn that Astarion was not an unreliable narrator when he said Cazador liked torturing him the most: Cazador paid the most attention to him in the journal.
In the favoured spawn room, there is a ledger with the list of spawns who have been favoured (its only Leon and one time Violet).
Amanita Szarr - on her 13th birthsday, invited by her Uncle Cazador. She was invited to the ballroom. She became a vampire, but was not happy about it. She rejected her family name Szarr and named herself Lady Incognita. She claims she stays in the attic and writes stories. One of the books written by her can be found on Cazador's desk.
Mrel Alkam - vampire mastress from Athkatla that Cazador wrote a letter to.
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#spawn#astarion's siblings#cazador szarr#cazador#fanfiction#godey#astarion x tav#resources#astarion ancunin#lore#chamberlain dufay
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no me importa | lewis hamilton x fem! reader
summary; when a recent video exposes y/n and lewis’ relationship, other people think they can comment on their age gap, but at the end of the day y/n and lewis will always love each other
fc; cindy kimberly
warnings; age gap , mentions of 18+ themes
notes; loosely based off of mayor que yo by wisin & yandel and mayor que usted by natti natasha, daddy yankee, wisin & yandel :p , also reader is kinda implied as latina but it’s not important
me 🤝 writing smau’s abt dating older men
masterlist !
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yourusername: made vegan alfredo for me n bae, definitely went into a food coma after
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lewishamilton: wifey material
yourusername: yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning 🧎♀️🧎♀️
lewishamilton: it was amazing, love ❤️
yourusername: i put my blood sweat n tears into that alfredo, it better have been damn well amazing😕 ( thank u love💗💗)
username: so this is a confirmation?
username: girl did u not see the video, they were shoving their tongue down each others throat ???😦😦
username: cute but age gap is still icky to me 😕
username: tbh dating someone 13 years older than me is weird asf 😭
rosecoelovescoco: thank’s you’s
yourusername: ur welcome if u stop chasing lunita around 😕
lewishamilton: he is just a baby!
yourusername: so is my gatita lunita , she’s a scaredy cat , literally !!😞
username: she’s so pretty in everything what😞
username: 😍😍😍
lilymhe: cook for me next? 😏😏
yourusername: give me the time n place😉
username: ok but her learning how to make vegan pasta for lewis?? is so??? cute ????🥹🥹
username: he’s a grown man n 13 years older, he can cook for himself
username: it’s never that serious
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f1upadates: Lewis Hamilton and Y/n L/n were both spotted at the British Fashion Awards after confirming their relationship. Thoughts on the new grid couple?
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username: the fact she designed her outfit n did her hair and makeup 😩🙌
username: they’re such a good looking couple even if he’s like 13 years older than her 😭
username: i need her skincare routine!😩
username: be 13 years younger than your boyfriend helps!
username: she’s so desperate that she needs to date someone older than her? how embarrassing 💀💀
username: her parents must be so disappointed…
username: why? shes a model w her own fashion line dating a 7x (8x) world champion, they’ll be fine😭
username: y’all coming at her for dating someone older like you wouldn’t date your faves who are also older!! she’s just living the y/n life
username: REAL
yourusername posted to their story!
trans. for lyrics ; and i don’t care if i’m younger than you
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lewishamilton: heard she likes señores [sirs]
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yourusername: sir lewis hamilton 🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️
landonorris: i can’t take you calling him sir every 5 seconds pls stop i beg
georgerussell63: ‘yes, sir’ THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE ( lando )
landonorris: wait-
yourusername: sorry not sorry, unless you’re a sir you wouldn’t get it 😁
lewishamilton: what she said😁
yourusername: mi amor, te quiero 💗 [my love, i love you]
lewishamilton: i love you🩷
username: idk if i want him or her tbh🙇♀️🙇♀️
username: she’s so😍😍
username: i’d call him sir any day i get her fr
username: they’re such an attractive couple😩
username: how’d lewis bag her im being so fr
username: bc they’re both fine as fuck 😍
username: mis padres [my parents]
username: mami y papi fr [mommy & daddy]
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yourusername: no me importa q usted sea mayor q yo. [i don’t care if you’re older than me]
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lewishamilton: wait, when did you take the second picture?
yourusername: baby i got a whole folder of those type of pictures, i take them every chance i get
username: SHARE W THE PUBLIC HELLO??
yourusername: y/n.jpg but it’s just pics of lewis’ back
lewishamilton: i love you❤️
yourusername: i love youuuu💗
username: the hand pics i’m going insane 😵💫🥴
username: ou that back pic, i’m going ferallll
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yourusername: ur too cute my bad😪
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username: the 3rd pic🥹🥹
username: yall need a third??
username: i can take them both ( not in a fight )
georgerussell63: if only he could look at me like he looked at u in the last picture 🕊️🕊️🕊️
lewishamilton: i will if you look like y/n
yourusername: my bad i’m too cute 😁
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yourusername: uh duh, merc wags stick together 🫶
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txt reactions when you fall asleep on a couch (_ _ )z
a/n ✧ this is my first try at group reactions and i hope they’re ok. i would love to do more of these with requests of what to do. i would gladly take requests (also thank you for the likes!)
✧ YEONJUN
he’d been showering before he’d join you to watch a movie together but he took longer than you expected.
he found you fast sleep on the couch, pillows propping your head up and a blanket draped over your legs and waist.
ofc this man would find you very adorable, covering his wide smile as he fondly takes a pictures to stop himself from saying how cute you are out loud (he doesn’t want to wake u up.. yet)
he’d leave you to tidy up your bedroom so he could wake you up and take you to bed.
insisting he hold you bridal style back to bed, you held onto him weakly and he brought you to bed safely.
you two got cozy in bed, in each other’s arms, and yeonjun’s smile didn’t fade even after falling into deep sleep beside.
✩ SOOBIN
soobin promised you that the two of you would head back home before your heels would cause you pain.
the party and you and soobin went to was amazing and lively but at what cost when you could feel the blisters developing on the back of ankle
soobin found himself deep in a conversation with a friend of his and you found a soft couch to land on and take off your heels.
the couch felt like heaven and your feet felt way better that you drifted to sleep on the couch.
soobin ended the conversation, knowing that’s it late and he should get you home and when he finds you on the couch asleep, he doesn’t want to disturb you.
he brings a chair beside you, as you took up all of the small couch, and admired you silently. he’d ease you awake by playing with your hair.
he’d eventually get you fully awake, carry you (along with your heels) to the car, and head home to sleep properly.
✧ BEOMGYU
you and beomgyu travelled to place similar to ikea to browse furniture and also to mess around
you and beomgyu faking a dinner in a simulation kitchen and laughing when he hit his head with a cabinet (you felt bad but couldn’t stop laughing)
it baffles you how fast you got exhausted with him, and it didn’t help when beomgyu invited you to test out some couches
he’d stretch his arms out to you, whining“lay with me”, and you’d roll your eyes and join him.
he made them really comfortable and the third one, beomgyu joked if you both could lay here for a minute or so.
so he did and it didn’t help you at all, your blinks got heavy and you didn’t want to fall asleep in a store but you did
beomgyu could tell you feel asleep when he moved his head and you held him tighter.
he thought you were absolutely adorable, and totally would buy the couch now so he wouldn’t have to move you or disturb your nap.
he said to you he’d love to snuggle at home as he woke you back up.
✩ TAEHYUN
taehyun had an opportunity to take you along with him to a friend meet up dinner.
the place you ate at was really elegant and the food was really delicious.
a bit too delicious that you ate more than you normally would.
food coma hit you as soon as taehyun and his friends excused themselves from the table to go to the bathroom. you were left in the booth alone where you all sat - absolutely full.
you only rested your head down on the seat to rest but you ended up falling asleep.
and it seemed like you were drunk because you were out cold and one of taehyun’s friends asked if he had let you drink.
which he laughed at, and gave you a bit more time to sleep. you can’t sleep there forever and taehyun knew there was a way more comfortable bed waiting for you at home.
taehyun woke you up and adorned a smile, softly speaking to you. “let’s get you home cutie.”
✧ KAI
you and kai had spent a good chunk of the afternoon building a couch you got from ikea
many troubles of finding pieces and having to double check lead to being very tired.
you built it and enjoyed the couch in its glory, sitting and then stretching along the cushions
kai thought drinks would be refreshing after this hard work so he excused himself to go get some from the kitchen.
he spent a bit deciding whether water or lemonade would be more refreshing and ultimately picked water.
he came back and saw that you fell asleep and he found it endearing. he understood and was curious for himself of how comfortable this couch was.
without hesitation, and with the same fatigue, kai joined you on the couch and fell asleep beside you.
opening his eyes later to bring you into his chest so you could snuggle better.
#vampireh𝜗𝜚n#txt headcanons#txt x reader#soobin x reader#yeonjun x reader#beomgyu x reader#taehyun x reader#huening kai x reader#txt fluff#txt reactions
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