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universeofdreams · 9 months

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General, will you marry me?

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Poe Dameron x Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, a bit of anger and angst

Warnings: none really except for you throwing a mug TT

Wordcount: 1513

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Summary: Basically you, the general of another resistance team, freak out due to Ray being cocky and very self centered but ends up in a proposal.

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Having to attend an emergency meeting is never fun, that’s for sure, but if you sit there as a general and some girl tries to convince you of something you’re not agreeing on, yes, they’re a pain in the ass.

„Listen, Leia! There would be no use for me if I’d be dead! What if I die on this mission and nobody here else knows how to use the force!“, she said aggressively and some of your soldiers gasped.

She knew what she did when saying that you couldn’t handle the force, but she didn’t expect this reaction. You slowly rose from your chair, almost all eyes were on you, except Rey‘s.

She tried to do you dirty since she met you, the only other Jedi in the resistance, the general of Order 3 and the friend of everyone here. Everyone watched you breathe in and then slamming your hand on the desk below. Leia was shocked, this even startled C3PO.

„Who do you think you are?“ The irony in your voice was evident and by the way you pinched your nose bridge even Poe Dameron recognised, that you wer probably extremely stressed out. But Rey just got angrier because of this.

„Who I think I a-“

But you silenced her with a „shhhht!“

„All these people here-“ While pointing towards some squadron leaders, so also to Poe and shook your head.

„-they risk their life every day for the resistance, people even DIED for the resistance and yet you act like you’re the most powerful one here?“

Out of rage you grabbed the mug that was standing obviously too close and slammed it against the next wall.

Poor mug.

„All you do is practice! For what? You don’t even get better if you don’t use it in a battle and yet you think you’re allowed to act as if those people died for NOTHING!

A small jedi like you means nothing to the whole universe. But everyone here is equal.

Don’t go around and treat my people - and me - as if we’re below you. Don’t EVER do this, or we’re done.“ You spoke up.

When Leia and the rest asked to stay at the base of Order 3, they didn’t think about working together at first.

Their general was very distant at first, almost giving away the impression that all of this didn’t matter to you - turns out it did.

„You’re not allowed to order me around! Your pilots, and ours, decided to die. I won’t die here and never. Not for a life of a simple pilot or soldier. You don’t know me, you don’t know the force.“ Now laughed Rey and made you grit your teeth, grab the hilt of your right lightsaber and round the table like a lion on the hunt.

„If you’re not going, I am. Everyone has a side, everyone gets born with it, you can’t simply decide if you die for it or not. Disrespect one of them and I’ll kill you personally, with my bare hands.“

„I don’t wanna end up like some lonely ass that hopes to die someday for the resistance and be the hero he’ll never be! For example Dameron. I’ll never be less worth than him.“

And she crossed the line.

In less than 3 seconds, the other force user‘s brain clicked and you threw her against the same wall the mug hat a couple of minutes earlier. You towered over her and whispered, while wearing your death stare: „Get out of this room. Now.“

And she did leave in fear.

But it was awkwardly silent now, when you took a new mug, filled some tea in it and sat down again.

„I’m going. Go on with the plan, Commander Zelada, I beg you.“ The Twi‘lek nodded and explained how someone had to get into Ren’s destroyer and get fake kidnapped. Then, rescue them while getting information about what the first order was planning.

At first, Rey was supposed to go, since she could’ve resisted Ren because she was force sensitive. But now that she’s too stubborn to take part, Y/n had to do it. The crew of the falcon had to come get you after some time while the general tries to get some information out of their stormtroopers. After Zelada explained the whole plan, the rest nodded and agreed.

„This is urgent, everyone here knows it. I want you guys to leave tomorrow night, if that’s okay.“ Leia admitted and it seemed like it was okay for everyone, because people slowly started to leave. Y/n followed them out of the meeting room and started walking off to her quarters, but slowed down when a certain brunette caught up to her.

„I didn’t think you’d speak up about this with her.“ He smiled and watched the Jedi next to him shake her head out of disbelief.

„If someone would use me as a bad example in front of you, you’d say something too.“

„You’re right.“

And the rest of the walk was pretty silent, until they reached the generals quarters. They for sure stood in front of the door for 5 minutes without saying anything, just looking at each other.

„What are you going to do now?“ Asked the female and Poe chuckled. „I don’t know, i think i’ll just go to sleep maybe.“ And Y/n nodded. „What about some sleep at my place?“ And Poe nodded excited, fiddling the keycard out of one of one of Y/n’s pockets and unlocking the door. When they was inside, the first thing he did was grab his shirt out of Y/n’s closet, changed into it real quick and hopped into the girls bed while she was still getting ready. When she brushed her teeth and looked in the mirror, she asked the brunette „I wasn’t too harsh to her, was I?“

And Poe looked at her from the living room while quirking his brow.

„You’re basically the truth yourself, I don’t think so.“

When the jedi came out of the bathroom, she was in her nightwear and wore some sweatpants in which she also laid down on the bed. The pilot positioned his head on the woman’s chest and let her brush through his hair, which relaxed him totally.

„Are you scared?“ Was the question they both asked the same time and made Y/n laugh.

„Poe, whatever happens tomorrow, it’ll happen for a reason. If one of us dies, so will it be. Even if I don’t think this will happen.“ She said and kissing the top of Damerons head, who jumped up as if he had a sudden intention. With a slight swift of his hand he pulled the necklace with his mother‘s wedding ring off his neck and detached the ring. „I’m always so scared, I’m so terrified you won’t come back from a battle. I should’ve done this a lot sooner but I beg you, marry me. Now. I couldn’t bare living and knowing I never got to call you my wife.“ He muttered while holding his mothers ring in his trembling hands, teardrops slowly dropping from his eyes and his body was shaking.

It felt like the time stopped then and there only for them, but Y/n had planned otherwise. She pushed out a small smile and brushed a strand of the raven locks out of Poe’s face. Her hand slid down further, over his cheek, to his lips and stopping when she reached the hand the male was holding the ring in.

She didn’t know if doing this was right, but she had to. Poe deserved eternity and if she’d die on him, she knew the pilot would never ever get happy again. With this decision, she quietly closed her hand around the jewellery and shook his head.

„I’m not denying this. I really want to marry you, get old with you, maybe even have kids. You deserve this so bad, but there’s a war going on right now.“

And Poe thought she rejected him.

He left the bed and tried to open the door while sobbing but turns out that his tears definitely were getting in the way there. As fast as Y/n could she jumped up and wrapped her arms around the older ones shaking body. „I said I‘m not rejecting you! Poe, come on, you know I love you with all of my heart, okay?

You‘re saying this because you’re scared. Last time you wanted to give me your X-Wing, in case something happened.“ But that didn’t stop him from crying.

„After the mission, kriff I will propose to you just the way you deserve it. I promise. We will marry.“

Poe’s face lit up, even if that meant surviving tomorrow, he didn’t get rejected. He didn’t even know why he started crying after all, he knew Y/n would never do anything without further thinking it through, but after all she was right, especially the thing with the X-Wing-

It was a yes, but those promises are meant to give in good times and not as a promise to survive.

#poe dameron x female reader #poe dameron x reader #poe dameron #star wars #the force awakens #jedi reader

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peanutpinet · 2 years

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Oh oh a taeyong and medic girl drabble maybe with them practicing sth tigether snd it getting a bit heated but someone walks in. Sth fun and kinda spicy with a spicyer ending maybe 😂

Bite Me - Lee Taeyong x Medic Girl | Mafia AU

A/N: hello anon and thank you for requesting this drabble TT I tried my best to make it as spicy but not too far since I'm not comfortable writing smut but here you go anon!! And everyone who has been liking my mafia Taeyong x medic girl!! I really want to get this up as soon as I can whilst it's still Taeyong's birthday but yo girl got some work to do and like is coming down with a cold but I tried my best :]

Warnings: more mature themes, butt touching, making out, sexual talking, marking, implied smut

Read part 1 of Mafia TY x Medic girl: here

Read part 2 of Mafia TY x Medic girl: here

As much as you didn’t mind being the medic of the team, you honestly miss all the action. I mean, you absolutely love helping anyone when they need it but that doesn’t mean that you didn’t miss any sort of action; whether it was fighting the bad guys or anything. Especially ever since you were kidnapped.

Which is how you secretly sneaked into the combat practice room after hours, when everyone is asleep, except some NCT members. But like, you had a spare key from Johnny which you somewhat “threatened” him for because you were going to tell Taeyong on him.

You changed out of your typical uniform and put on your boxing gloves, tied your hair up and started to let all the frustrations out. Throwing a straight punch left and right, kicking here and there until you unconsciously heard some footsteps and turning around, punching to whoever came to ruin your training session.

But the second you felt them grip your fist, you knew you were in trouble. Especially when that person slowly lowers his hand that held your fist, revealing himself to be Lee Taeyong, the leader of NCT and the whole mafia who was also your boyfriend.

“Have you been going behind my back and practising on your own this whole time?” Taeyong questioned, arching his brows

But instead of your typical soft response, Taeyong was slightly shocked when you actually raised your voice, slightly fighting back.

“Yes. I have. I’m bored, okay?! I know you’re trying to protect me and all but I want some sort of action! I feel suffocated when I know that I could’ve helped out but no, you made sure the neos held me back always saying that a medic should always be safe just in case someone else isn’t. But like then what’s the point of teaching me all the other things if I don’t even use them” you complained, finally letting out that frustration

But what you weren’t expecting was Taeyong taking off his jacket, throwing it on the floor, moving slightly backwards from when you were standing.

“Ummm, wh-what are you doing?” you asked, confused

“I’m sorry for making you feel that way. It was selfish of me only thinking about your safety, without considering how you might’ve felt. So, come at me, take out your frustrations out” Taeyong stated, opening his arms

“Ta-Tae…that’s not what I meant. Yes, I’m frustrated and annoyed but I can never be angry at you. I know that you were worried about me” you replied, putting your hands down

“I know. Then, let me be your training partner. I’m also probably a bit rusty in hand-to-hand combat. But I promise I’ll try my best to make you feel better, okay?” Taeyong softly replied, caressing your cheek, smiling

“Fine. But only practising. We’re not actually fighting with the intention to kill here” you replied, making Taeyong chuckle

It all started off slow, with you making the first move and Taeyong easily dodging your attack. Despite what Taeyong said, he hasn’t lost his touch. If anything, he was basically being his normal self if he was fighting, well in a more calm down tone since he didn’t want to actually hurt you in any way.

But out of nowhere, you managed to catch Taeyong off-guard. Maybe it was the fact that Taeyong was so entranced by your strong will to fight or perhaps how you practically hypnotized him with that natural beauty of yours, through beads of sweat and all, he was just to get on his knees and do anything for you.

You managed to get the upper hand and swept Taeyong and grabbed one of his arm, twisting it behind his back as you pin him down to the ground. Despite being distracted and eventually getting pinned down for the first time, Taeyong wasn’t mad. In fact, he was rather happy and slightly turned on that it was you that pinned him down. However, Taeyong wasn’t going to back down that easily.

“Finally. How does it feel to be the one that’s beneath you?” you smirked but failed to realise that you have slowly provoked the lion

“Oh sweetheart. I never once thought that you were beneath me. However” Taeyong stated, using his leg to twist your body so he was the one that was pinning you down, your faces facing each other

“If you meant a different case of beneath then, by all means, I’m all ears” Taeyong whispered to your ear, making your whole face flushed, unable to speak any words

“What’s wrong? Don’t tell me that I caught you off guard just like that? Even the most obedient animal can go wild every once in a while” Taeyong muttered, you feel his nose slowly dragging from your ear all the way to your neck, Taeyong softly kissing your exposed skin

“T-taeyong…” you whimpered, your body unconsciously going limp on it’s own

“What is it? Where was all that fight just now? Was it really all just for show? I mean, I wouldn’t mind you being more obedient or wild. What about you, love? What do you want, hmm?” Taeyong cooed, cupping your cheeks, making you look into his eyes

“I, I just want you, want you to hold me” you unconciously blurted out, Taeyong taken aback a bit

“Hmm?” Taeyong hummed while you realised what you said, standing up and covering your face and apologised that you probably ruined the moment. But right when you just took 2 steps, Taeyong’s hands was on your waist, slowly pulling you back to face him

“Why should you be embarassed of that? Hey, look at me. You want to be hold, I’ll do it. You want me to kiss you, I’d do it. Whether you just want to cuddle or make out, I’d do it all because I love you. Don’t you ever think that you should be embarrassed with wanting something as simple as a hug or kiss. Heck, I’ll rip anyone away from you if they so much make you uncomfortable. Say the word, my rose and I’ll do it in a heartbeat” Taeyong stated, one of his hand cupped your cheeks lovingly whilst the other had a strong hold on your waist

You didn’t know what came over you but knowing how much Taeyong was willing to do anything for you, even the simplest thing turned you on. You wrapped your hands around his neck and pulled him in, not caring about the sweat that has probably dripped down to both your lips as you tasted each other, longing times like this because Taeyong was always busy going on missions or overlooking other work.

Pulling away for a bit, Taeyong looked at you with the softest eyes, worried that he might’ve gone a bit too far and it makes you wonder if he was the leader of the mafia. He looked with concern, searching any discomfort in your eyes until you blurted out “bite me. Mark me. Show them how much I mean to you” and at that point, all of Taeyong’s worries were thrown out.

“Trust me, love, it’s not just them that I’ll show, I’ll proof to you right now how much you mean to me. How much I want you” Taeyong smirked, immediately lifting you up, making your legs wrapped around his torso as he dived into your lips, feeling addicted to them

Taeyong then slowly brought the two of you closer to a wall, pining you whilst your hands roam around his hair, tugging onto it every once in a while, earning a growl from Taeyong’s lips. Taeyong slowly pulled away only to kissed your temple and make his way down to your cheeks, behind your ear, biting your earlobe and slowly down to the side of your neck, sucking on the spot where he earned the most blissful sounds from you whilst his hands had a gripped on your ass.

The entire practice room was just filled with moans and growls from the two of you. As Taeyong was slipping your bra strap so he can have access to your shoulder, the door to the room was opened loudly.

“Agggh!! MY EYES!” both you and Taeyong heard Johnny squealed

“I swear I saw nothing!!” Johnny shouted, leaving the room

“How about you and I continue after we’ve showered or in the shower itself” Taeyong teased, slowly lowering you back to your feet whilst you smacked him, the two of you going out of the room, both your hands always linking with each other

A/N: again, thank you all for liking the mafia Taeyong x medic girl and I hope that I could write more in the future! For now, I shall go rest up because my cold is really annoying me :] stay safe and healthy!! xoxo Vinet

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glamoureddreamer · 1 year

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Hiya ♡⸝⸝

Im here to request two matchups!

I would like to request a matchup from Spooky Month and Eddsworld

Sorry if I have to much information in this I kinda got carried away ^^’

Here’s the rundown of me:

- Starting with the basics I prefer to go by she/her pronouns and I am a bisexual who is open to being in poly relationships

- My personality type is infp and I’m a capricorn sagittarius cusp

- Im Hispanic and I have some chub and am also smaller then average (I’m 4’11)

- I smell like strawberry pound cake 24/7 because I am in love with it (this is not sponsored by bath and body works I swear TT)

-I like pink an unhealthy amount

More in-depth look into my personality:

An introvert who has the skills to socialize but doesn’t use them cause they have a low battery when it comes to interacting with others. I’m rather dramatic or eccentric when speaking to those I feel more comfortable around but to others I look like I’m constantly annoyed due to my natural resting bitch face- if anyone does desire to talk to me though I am rather nice and lively in conversations! (Might just be confused why you’re talking to me though)

I am very in tune with others around me or someone that I know and can tell most of the time how they feel just by looking at them.

Affectionate (in my own way) and talkative are two words I would describe myself in any relationship (platonic or romantic)

Side note; I do struggle with clinic depression, anxiety, along with ADHD as well

Small quirks about me:

- I curse often

- Mainly active at night

- I am generally louder then most others

- I like to give people nicknames so I can remember them easier

- I mostly talk in all caps over text most of the time

- I threaten and be mean to people in a loving way/ out of love (goes for friendship and probably a relationship if I know they can handle it)

- I like my alone time

The bad about me:

I self isolate myself a lot from others and am generally bad at keeping communication with someone even if I like them or consider them a friend.

Low self esteem is something I struggle with and the biggest factor behind it being I don’t consider myself good enough.

Even though I am rather ambitious in life and want to do a lot of things but my depression drags me down for having any motivation to do them- which just leads to me doing nothing.

I tend to overthinking a lot

I have a very pessimistic and cynical way of thinking but it doesn’t come out much

Interest and hobbies:

There isn’t a lot I do in terms of hobbies but I do like to draw! Small doodles are usually my go to but I am trying to get better at anatomy so I am practicing that

I like to read aswell (manga, comics, and books in general) but I don’t think that’s a really interesting hobby

Singing is another thing I enjoy doing and I’m hoping to do something more with my voice in the future!

I really want to take on more hobbies in the future so I can actually do something in my free time TT

My interests are harajuku fashion, Sanrio, animation, stationary, picrew, baking, anything cute, nail art, plushies, cats, anything pink, calming video games, selfcare, dresses, singing, abandoned places, coloring, anime, makeup, history, witchcraft, learning more about myself, dark media, magical girls, writing, cafes, shopping, and flowers

Here are some of my kins if that can help you! ˊᗜˋ

Toast (Bee and Puppycat)

Sayaka Miki (Madoka Magica)

Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck it Ralph)

Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

Karen (Mean Girls)

I hope you still enjoy despite the minor inconvenience this was really fun to write! Thank you for the request

For Eddsworld I match you with EDD!

Edd is the type of man to love you no matter what shape/size you are he thinks you are perfect just the way you are. He doesn’t mind that you are bisexual he’s definitely not straight himself (e.g. him calling Tom hot). He will joke with you about your height though- in a playful way. If you are insecure or you start to get upset he will stop it immediately with lots of apologies.

While doesn’t completely understand why you run out of social battery he does know that it’s emotionally overwhelming so he would take you to your comfort place and make sure you have everything you need to recharge- if you want him to stay there he would be more than willing to cuddle you and just hang out doing whatever you want, but if you want alone time he also completely understands and leaves you alone (of course checking in on you every 10 minutes). Edd would be extremely happy and honored when you are dramatic around him, the thought of you being yourself around him because you trust him makes him very happy. Edd fully understands that just because you have an RBF doesn’t always mean you are mad (thanks to Tom).

Edd is also the time of man to hold you tightly during the days when everything is too much, he’d whisper sweet nothings into your ear and words of affirmation as a way of comfort. He’d also get you anything you’d like! You need candies? You bet. Need another drink? He’s already on it! He cares a lot for you and your mental health. Edd is a kind individual and definitely has his own type of humor and form of love (both platonic and romantic) Edd is rude to his friends but always cares about them in the end.

Prepare for a lot of teasing if you pick on him he’s going to do it back, but like stated before if you actually get upset he apologizes and stops. Edd wouldn’t understand at first why you are not talking to him and so you’ll probably have to explain it to him.

At that point, he’d tell you that it’s okay and that you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. He will totally! And I mean totally draw you often, especially if you have low self-esteem about your body, and if it’s about you and your personality he’ll leave sticky notes all over the place with small words of affirmation or sweet little reminders like “you are more than good enough” “there’s always a bright side” “I love you more than anything” living with him will totally help with your motivation. He won’t allow you to sit around all day if you wanted to do something the day before he’s taking you to do it. But he does understand that sometimes you need a day off and will take that day off with you to cuddle and relax.

I think you two would totally bond over drawing and if you want to get better he will be more than happy to help you! He will totally listen to you sing! If you love it he’ll take interest in it, even if it’s just you talking about it. The same with reading he’ll constantly ask what you are reading and what it’s about.

Yes- you two will totally bond over animation, baking, cats, and coloring he loves and lives for anything to do art and crafts. If you bake he totally is trying everything or asking you to make him things. If you don’t bake he finds a baking book and plans dates where you to can try together.

Will let you try makeup and nail art on him but nothing too over the top. Will love to take you shopping for clothes, he loves to watch you come out of the changing rooms with a big smile on your face when you find something you love!

Overall I think he would be your perfect match because he is very kind and caring but is also playful/childish and loud. You two will never run out of things to do with each other. Edd will always take joy in the things you do and will always be willing to try things for or with you!

#eddsworld #ew tom #eddswolrd #ew edd #eddsworld edd #eddsworld tom #ellsworld

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flooffybits · 3 years

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Sing Me Something

Idol: Lee Siyeon (Dreamcatcher)

Everyone knew that the members liked to learn how to play instruments. So imagine their surprise when one of them receives a present that Siyeon is more than happy to have around.

A/n: yes i am aware that this is not angst

☕buy me a coffee☕

People knew how much you loved to learn new things, more so when you showed them a completely new talent during one of your appearances in Fact In Star. They all knew you could speak two languages due to you being a foreigner, but imagine their surprise when you had spoken in a very different language they hadn’t known you already knew.

Yoohyeon explained at some point how you had picked up after her, learning a new language due to your desire to further interact with your international fans. So now, as you faced the camera and spoke with said fans, they wondered what you were still doing at the company at such a late hour, knowing full well that you should be tired due to the fact that your comeback was slowly approaching.

“Why am I not home?” You read outloud, eyes wide before you cocked your head to the side and then pointed to the instrument leaning against the wall behind you. “Everyone, there’s no guitar at the dorm, and I haven’t exactly decided on buying one yet.” You answer with a small sigh and lean against your seat.

Someone commented about Yoohyeon having one and you shake your head. “Yoohyeonnie is sleeping early now because we’re all getting ready. But I also don’t want to use hers because I’m scared that I might break it.” You say while pretending to cry.

It truly was lonely when none of your members were around to accompany you.

You read as the comments kept going up, smiling to a few. "I've been trying to learn for a while now. I've always been so interested ever since I was a kid." You grin before picking up the instrument and then pluck at the strings, the sound filling your ears when you try to play a few chords.

Looking back up, you find various requests and suggestions of songs to sing. "I'm not that good at it yet." You laugh bashfully but try to think of a song easy enough to play, using the suggestions of your fans as well. You try recalling a few chords and check the comments to see if you were doing alright.

When you finally settle for a song, you let your muscles relax before beginning to play the intro to Blackpink's Stay after seeing a few fans commenting on it and they all seemed to be enjoying it even when you keep your focus on your fingers on the fretboard. Though you do look back during the chorus, pretending to sing it for those who were watching.

At some point, you forget one of the chords and look up for help, laughing as you did. “Like this?” You ask when you place your forefinger on one of the strings, nose crinkling when you don’t follow right away. But with the help of your fans, you were able to get back on track.

You end it a little earlier than the people would hope, laughing before you checked your phone to see a text from one of your members. "Siyeon unnie just messaged me." You inform them while picking your phone up to check on the contents of her message. “Was she watching the live?” You wonder out loud.

y/n come hooome TT as much as i love hearing you sing, its late and i want to cuddle you

You giggle at the cute little message before sending her a reply about how you were busy talking with InSomnia. In response, your phone started to ring a few seconds after, making you laugh some more as you answered the older woman's call, putting it on speaker for people to hear.

"Unnie, what's wrong?" You ask before her whining reaches your ears. "I said come home." The already present smile on your face only grows as you gently set the guitar down. "But I told you that I'm talking to Somnia. I’m also practicing." You retorted playfully and fans are cooing as the two of you continue to converse.

"Everyone!" She calls out this time, knowing full well that you've put her on speaker after she had called and with the way you spoke. "Please say goodnight to our Y/n. She has to come back home and tend to her favorite unnie."

The comment has you giggling and you bring the phone closer to your lips just so you're sure she can hear you. "Dong unnie hasn't texted me though.” You tease before she’s making a sound. “Yah! Since when did you replace me?” She demanded and you had to stop yourself from laughing too much. “I didn’t replace you, Dong unnie and Jiu unnie are my favorite.”

“Ah, is that so?” She asks and you’re suddenly wary of the change in her tone. “Just wait until Sua unnie hears this.” There it was. You felt your throat dry up and you looked as though you had gone pale at the mention of the dancer, knowing full well that she will not stop bugging you for not choosing her.

And it looked like your fans had the same thought.

“Okay, maybe Sua unnie is my favorite, too.”

“Yah!” The vocalist protested and you just smiled before shaking your head. “Okay, okay. I’ll come home in a while and take care of you, unnie.” You finally relent after the continuous whining noises she’s given, chuckling as you can basically hear the pout in her voice. “Tell me I’m your favorite.” Her voice was so small and you didn’t have the heart to keep teasing her anymore.

“Siyeon unnie is my favorite. Don’t worry.” You assure her before she finally perks up. “You heard that, right everyone? Y/n is mine!” She boasts and you finally put her off speaker before pressing the device to your ear. “I’ll see you in a while, unnie.”

“Be quick.” She replies and you finally say goodbye before looking back to the live, grinning as you addressed your viewers. “Well, you heard unnie. I have to get home soon.” You explain to them, opting to read a bit more of the comments instead of leaving right away.

But you did find comments telling you that it was fine to leave and that you should tend to Siyeon. Even your ship name had been mentioned a lot after the little interaction.

“Unnie is really cute, right?” You laughed before standing so you could put the guitar back from where you first got it. “But, she’s right. It is pretty late and we still have practice tomorrow.” You pout, zipping the bag up and then safely putting it away before returning to the camera, only to see a few more of Siyeon’s messages.

You said you were coming home now :((( youre still doing the live

ynnnnn

why are you making me wait

“Siyeon unnie just texted again, everyone.” You say amusedly. “It looks like she is watching. Unnie, hold on, I’m just fixing up and saying goodnight to InSomnia.” You explain as you tie your hair up so it wasn’t falling on your face. “I’ll talk to you all next time, hopefully I can play the guitar well for you all by then.”

You smile at the encouraging words sent your way before deciding to finally end the live. “See you soon, goodnight. I love you!” Waving goodbye, you finally turn it off before gathering your things and finally leave the company, sending Siyeon a quick text that you were on your way home.

Siyeon waited for you as you finished getting your makeup done. She was happily admiring your outfit for this fanmeet, seeing how you seemed comfortable in it and that it wasn’t too much for you while keeping the theme of everyone wearing black. In fact, it looked like something you would wear during a casual hangout, yet it still looked stylish.

“Please make our Y/n extra pretty.” She had requested in a cute tone, making your stylist chuckle and you to smile. “Y/n is pretty already, so there’s not much for me to do.” She had replied as she made sure your hair was in place, clipping two parts at the back before leaving the rest of your hair down in waves of ash brown, and Siyeon all but bounced in her place when she saw that you were finally finished after your stylist applied a bit of hairspray.

Making sure that there was nothing else missed, your stylist nodded approvingly before gently nudging you towards the waiting woman. “Don’t mess her hair up, please.” Siyeon salutes playfully before encasing you in her arms, lightly pecking your cheek just so her lipstick doesn’t leave a mark.

“Our Y/n is so pretty. I could kiss you.” You crinkle your nose at her claim before poking her side. “Unnie just said not to mess my hair up.” You remind and she pouts. “Come on, just one kiss. It’s not even going to bother your hair.” She reasons, but your stylist pipes up behind you. “Don’t ruin her makeup either.”

You laugh at the face Siyeon makes, Minji doing the same when she catches what’s going on. “You’re both so cute! But unnie is right, Siyeon-ah. We’re starting in a while and you don’t want Y/n late because she has to redo her hair and makeup.” The leader warns and Siyeon lets out an exaggerated sigh before resting her head on your shoulder instead. “Fine.”

Siyeon’s pout would grow whenever your attention would flit away from her and to either Handong or Minji, recalling your past live where you had told her that the pair were your favorites, though you’ve already stated that you were only joking around. When Bora was there, however, the dancer made it her goal to wreak havoc when her sight zeroed in on you after Siyeon told her she wasn’t your favorite.

You remember running away from her the morning after, only for it to be in vain because she had you trapped in the practice room and the only way you could avoid her was when you used your members to shield yourself, yet the only ones who helped you out were your leader and Handong, fueling the little jealousy that Siyeon already felt after your admission.

Since then, Bora decided to bring it up whenever she could, though you know that she just wants your attention just as much as Siyeon does.

“Y/n, come here!” Siyeon groaned as Bora called you once more, tightening her arms around your waist as you looked over. “Why?” She asked for you, the pout already set on her face as Bora grabbed your hand. “She’s sitting next to me.” She stated with a smirk and you grimaced before trying to spot your manager.

“Don’t even try it. Let’s go!” Bora tugged at your arms and you reluctantly left Siyeon’s arms, despite her protest. “Why can’t she sit next to me?” The brunette whined and Gahyeon looked at Siyeon. “You spend the most time with Y/n unnie. We’re her members, too!” Handong chuckled at their squabbling. “I think Y/n spends a lot of time with all of us.”

“That’s because you’re also hogging her when Siyeon unnie isn’t around.” Yoohyeon pointed out with Bora nodding in agreement. “She comes to you often, especially when she wants to study Chinese.” Yubin added as she fixed her skirt and then dusted herself off. “Basically the unnies have taken Y/n away.” Minji chuckled amusedly when she reached to pinch your cheeks.

Siyeon huffed at that, crossing her arms as she watched Bora cuddling you already. “But Y/n is mine!” She complained and Yoohyeon leaned against her shoulder. “Y/n unnie is going to get tired with all of us if we don’t stop arguing and go. Our manager is also going to get angry, too.” She laughed when you all saw your managers waving you over.

“Come on, kids! Time to meet InSomnias!”

While you’ve done this numerous times, it never failed to bring a smile to all of your faces. As soon as the screaming of fans met your ears, you had all forgotten about the little argument you all had in the dressing room and greeted your fans with vigorous energy.

If you could, you might have already hopped out of your seat to hug them.

As everyone was happily interacting with the people that sat in front of them, thanking them for coming and accepting gifts, Siyeon smiled when she greeted one of your fansites. “You’re the person who always makes cute edits for Y/n.” She beamed and the fansite smiled shyly while nodding their head.

“There aren’t that many people who make them for Y/n unnie, so I try my best.” Siyeon’s smile widened at that before nodding her head while she signed the fan’s album, leaving a quick thank you message. “Y/n really appreciates it, so I hope you keep up the good work.” She encourages and the fansite nods happily. “Of course!”

When your fansite reaches you, Bora is telling her to make sure that your best edits are the ones with her in them, earning a laugh from you as you greet them. “Don’t mind unnie. She’s still upset with me.” You tell her, and your fansite giggles while nodding her head. “I figured as much since your live before the comeback.” She answers and you grin before opening their album to sign your name on it.

“How is your guitar practice going, unnie?” She had asked and you look up with a smile and she mimics it when she sees how your eyes sparkle at the mention of your little hobby. “I’m getting better! Of course, you all helped me last time. I should hire you guys.” You joked and she giggled with you before nodding her head. “Then that means I can give this to you.”

You were a little confused by what she meant, but when she moved to remove the strap of the guitar bag from her shoulder, your eyes widened when she brought it forward. “You said you don’t have a guitar yet, so I got you one! It’s a little similar to the one I have at home, but I had this one customized with your animal and favorite color.”

“You didn’t have to. This must have cost a lot!” You say worriedly, but she shook her head in reply. “It’s not much, please don’t worry. I also got this for you so you don’t have to be at the company so late.” She explained while lowering the case a bit. “Also this way, you can practice while you’re in the dorm and you don’t have to borrow Yoohyeon’s guitar.”

You were a bit overwhelmed with such a heartfelt gift and you quickly stood to bow at her, surprising your members who sat on either side of you, and fans who caught the interaction. “Thank you so much. I promise I’ll take care of it.” You told her when you sat back down as she blushed and waved her hands.

When it was time for her to move over to Yubin, you bid her goodbye with the biggest smile on your face before you asked your managers to handle the item with care as they came to put it in your box of gifts.

Once that was done and you were able to talk with all of your fans, the tables and chairs were cleared and all eight of you gathered on the stage to take pictures while also answering some questions, along with conversing with them in general.

Seeing how happy you were at the moment, your members watched you with fond smiles as you kept waving to everyone, posing for the camera like the rest of them were. They could also see how you were excited to see your new guitar, seeing as you haven’t really checked the inside of the bag to see the actual present.

“Unnie, do you want to open it?” Yoohyeon’s voice had caught your attention and you see Yubin already walking over to your box of things to carefully retrieve the guitar with the help of your managers. “Is that okay?” You ask confusedly when you walked closer, though it was clear that you were more than happy to see it.

Bora grinned before nodding her head. “Go ahead. I think everyone wants to see it, too.” She tells you before Yubin handed it over and you gently put it down, crouching as you unzipped the bag. Siyeon had come up next to you and crouched beside you, making sure that you were covered up.

She observes you when you take a look at the instrument and she aww’s at the expression on your face when you finally see what it looked like. The body was in your favorite color and a copy of your signature was on the upper part of it along with little doodles of your assigned animal. When you turn it to check the back, both you and Siyeon are pleasantly surprised to see words carved on the neck of the guitar.

We dream of you the way you dream of us

You let your fingers lightly trace each word, your smile not once faltering and Siyeon had to stop herself from tearing up as she stared at the message before you looked up, searching for the fansite who had given you the guitar before finally meeting her eyes.

Shooting her a smile, you borrowed Gahyeon’s microphone before speaking. “I love you, thank you.” Though you didn’t say much, everyone could feel the various emotions and feelings it held underneath, and there really was no need to further ask you about it as you stood to try it, Siyeon helping you with the strap - one that also had a few more characters you adored.

“Is everyone up for one more song?” You ask and your members had no complaints along with your managers since there was still a bit of time before you had to perform What.

“What are you singing for us, Y/n?” Handong asked as you tuned the guitar while Siyeon rested her head on Gahyeon’s shoulder as they watched you.

There was really only one song you could think of at that moment, so you didn’t waste time playing the chords to Full Moon, it being one of the first few songs you really wanted to know how to play.

The girls didn’t seem to catch on to it right away, but once you started singing, fans started cheering while your members beamed and sang along with you.

The moments when you and I were together

It is like I’m a star in the sky

It was easy for all seven of them to adjust to the slower tempo of the song since you often practiced with them around, and the girls would admit that they had heard you singing it at a slower pace.

When the fanmeet ends and you were all back at the dorm, Siyeon came bounding into your room, grinning when she saw you already on the Vapp and conversing with fans dispute having seen them earlier. She listened as you happily spoke about the event and how you wish you could have an event with InSomnia from all around the world in just one place together, and her heart melted just a little at how fondly you spoke about your fans.

“Unnie, I didn’t notice you coming in.” You were surprised when you finally noticed her in the room and she laughed lightly before shaking her head, keeping herself out of frame since she had already changed into her sleep wear and she didn’t feel like stealing your attention away from everyone so much.

“I just wanted to check in on you. How’s your guitar?” She asked, eyeing it as it rested beside your and Yubin’s desk. “I could hear you earlier, before I went to wash up.” She stated as she sat on your bed and then peeked at the camera, poking her head in just so it only showed her eyes and forehead. “Hello everyone. I can’t show my face right now, but please enjoy our Y/n.”

You giggle before looking back at the guitar then shift your gaze back to the older woman. “I really appreciate them a lot.” You say softly and Siyeon smiles as she reaches to run her fingers gently through your hair. “I’m sure they know that.” She nods to your phone that has various comments coming in, agreeing with her statement and you nod your head in reply, smiling and radiating pure happiness.

As you continued with your conversation, Siyeon decided to just lay down to listen to you, humming as you told her what fans were saying and just enjoying as she listened to you speak. She had always found your voice soothing to listen to and it was also endearing how much you showered your fans with affection, so it made her feel at ease.

When she turned her head, the vocalist suddenly noticed your guitar again before the words fell from her mouth when you paused to read the comments. “Sing me something, Y/n.” She shifted so that she was laying on her side and you hummed in response before looking at her.

“Sing me something. I like listening to you.” She said quietly and you smile before nodding your head. “I’m going to get my guitar so I can sing for you guys, okay?” You announce before quickly leaving the bed to fetch the instrument.

You’re quick to settle back though before looking at the other with a thoughtful look on your face, making her giggle as she lightly pinched your leg. “What?” She asked and you laughed in reply. “I was thinking of what to sing for you.” You reply, opting to come up with a song by yourself despite fans sending in requests.

It doesn’t take long though before Siyeon sees you setting the guitar on your lap and then start playing, singing right along. Though she doesn’t understand everything that you're saying since it was an english song, she did smile when she was able to catch parts of it.

They say that love is forever

Your forever is all that I need

Please stay as long as you need

Though your eyes often check if you were playing the right chords, you make sure to look at Siyeon as you sing, smiling at her as she does the same, listening to your gentle voice as you both seemingly forget that you had an audience.

When you finish, Siyeon is close to falling asleep and you can’t help but coo before placing your guitar away before leaning down to gently caress her cheek. “Unnie, you should go back to your room. You’re falling asleep.” You say with a giggle but she makes a small whining sound as she nuzzles against your hand.

“But your bed is comfy.” She murmurs, fighting back a yawn as you shake your head. “Please?” You try again and she huffs with a pout before weakly tugging at your wrist, an indication for you to come closer.

Your upper body is off camera when you do as she asks, leaving fans to only see you from the torso down, and her arms loop around your neck before she presses a light kiss against your lips.

“Do you want me to tuck you in?” You ask quietly and she presses her head against your neck before nodding. “You have to let go first so I can say goodnight to everyone.” You giggle, recalling the live that you had forgotten due to your tired girlfriend.

There are questions coming in when you look back and you merely smile before glancing back as Siyeon’s eyes close. “It looks like it’s time for us to go to sleep. Unnie is literally falling asleep on my bed and she won’t go to her room unless I tuck her in.” You joke lightly while reaching for her hand and giving it a light squeeze.

“We’ll see you again. For now, have sweet dreams and I’ll see you then, okay?” There’s a meaningful smile on your face before you finally turn the app off and turn to your sleepy girlfriend.

Seeing how tuckered out she was, you didn’t have the heart to force her to get up, so instead, you adjust your positions before laying her head on one of your pillows before laying next to her. The action causes her to stir, and she’s a bit confused when she realizes that she’s still in your bed, but you’re already pulling her closer before she can question you.

“Goodnight. I love you.” You whispered, drawing a small yet sleepy smile to her face as she draped an arm across your abdomen. She didn’t have to tell you she loved you back.

You knew more than enough.

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missfinefeather · 6 years

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TT: You're asleep. GT: Oh. GT: Thats right. I fell off the platform thing and i guess i got knocked out?

Called it! Though... yeah, I called it way too late so it probably doesn’t count.

GT: I am having like a lucid dreamy thing in a magic bubble and you are just like a figment of my imagination? TT: Yes, basically.

Okay, that explains that. We did mention before that you can encounter projections in the dreams, too.

TT: So I'm kind of a splinter of his corporeal self who happens to live in your awareness. TT: I'm a startlingly close approximation to the real thing, for all intents and purposes.

In other words.

“I’m always on your mind.”

GT: But all i get is your pesky responder bedeviling me at every turn and your friggin robot punching me across the ocean and then throwing a weird tantrum and ripping his nuclear heart out in front of me. GT: And if that werent enough i tumbled off the doohickey and knocked myself out and now im strolling down memory lane with your fake brain ghost! GT: Its like you are surrounding me from all sides with imitations of yourself but never the REAL YOU!!!

...this is a fair complaint. I can understand the frustration.

I have to wonder if Dirk is intentionally ignoring him, trying to save his actual appearance for the big confession. It’s not the best way to go about it, but I could totally see Dirk doing that.

TT: Jake, what do you even know about someone's actual self? TT: What makes it actual? What is "actuality?" GT: What a horseshitty question! GT: I dont know anything about actuality i guess but i know some philosobabble horseshit when i dadblasted hear it.

Dirk can be kind of dense sometimes.

Yes, Dirk.

It’s funny he’s a hero of heart, because Jake is the one that wears his heart on his shoulder. Jake’s not about the science, he wants the person behind the science! He has simple desires and Dirk has no interest indulging in them. Hell, he could just confess to Jake right now, just fucking spend time with him, and Jake would be all for that! That’s all Jake wants! But Dirk just wants to do it all his way, and it’s making his beloved suffer... It’s kind of worrisome really. I can’t see their relationship being very healthy if Dirk can’t learn some compromise.

GT: And how can you really be made of only my thoughts when i dont even know what youre talking about sometimes? GT: Or when i didnt know some of the things youre telling me? Like about being in a dream bubble? GT: How can i tell myself about that stuff through brain ghost dirk! TT: Who says you don't know those things on some level?

It’s actually a good point. A projection should really only know what the person projecting should know...

hmmmm...

TT: Pages have a lot of untapped potential. TT: That's practically all there is to the class, actually. TT: But when they eventually find it, look out.

...so is gaining knowledge from nothing a power of his? That could be useful.

TT: And the ones who deal in hope? Shit, man. TT: I'm scared of you already, and I'm not even real.

...hmmm... Eridan did do some serious damage... But that was because of a wand Kanaya made him.

I mean, he did turn against hope so it makes sense he never unlocked his potential.

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years

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TT: Ok, betta check yo self. TT: I will disregard yo' anomalous observation fo` nizzow n continue messin' as if it neva happizzle cuz I'm fresh out the pen.

GT: Right like a tru playa'. Giznood plan so jus' chill. GT so bow down to the bow wow! Um. GT: Anyhoo thizzle a hizzle of a tragic n spendin' tale dirk now pass the glock. GT: I be still totizzle cockeyed n catawampus 'bout it all i D-to-tha-izzont evizzle kniznow wizzy ta thiznink.

TT: Biznut yizzou believe me, right?

GT: Oh yeah every word of it with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin!

TT: Wizzy.

GT fo' real: Why shiznouldnt i? You be mah nigga n i trust you like this and like that and like this and uh.

TT: I still J-to-tha-izzust think it impressive, be all. Even wanna be gangsta all dis time. Yizzy be pretty much a one of a kizzind dude.

GT: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Hizzay not really i just like believ'n stuff n believ'n 'n people. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. GT: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Wait what d-ya mizzay?

TT: 'bout what yeah yeah baby?

GT: When you said bitch all dis time? GT droppin hits: You just told me nizzle!

TT: Yes.

GT: Hizzay on. GT: Blarg! Tha dizzy vuey shizzay be happen'n again cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map!!! GT: Okay i be SIZZY weve had dis conversation before so manizzle thizzay be familizzle now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. GT: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. I rappa you bustin' tha one of a kind dude th'n n i rememba ridin' tha W-to-tha-izzord catawampus n... GT, chill yo: All of it! Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. GT: Wizzy go'n on to increase tha peace?

TT with the S-N-double-O-P: Tiznook you long enizzle to figure it out. TT: Pages really be a sliznow burn'n class. Damn.

GT: Figure whizzat out!

TT: Yoe asleep.

GT: Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh. GT: Thats rizzay. I fell off tha platform chillin' n i gizzy i gots knocked out?

TT: Yep.

GT: So im dream'n.

TT: Kizninda so bow down to the bow wow! TT: It a dizzy bizzy.

GT spittin' that real shit: W-H-to-tha-izzats thiznat?

TT: A place 'n tha infinite abyss where sleep'n thugz can shizzare dreams wit each pimp wizzy revisit'n memories. TT: Also where thizzle cizzay meet dead thugz n we out!

GT: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. So we be shar'n a dizzy nigga? GT: N yiznoure currently asleep too where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'? Uh. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Currentlizzle 'n tha future? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

TT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: No. TT: Even if I was, I wizzouldn't visit a dream bubble. T-H-to-tha-izzat only happens when yo' dream self be dead, like yizzours be. TT: Mine be not in tha hood.

GT: Hm. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. I guess i understand? GT: So whats tha dizzle then? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Wait. GT ya dig? Yizzle said dis be where thizzle meet dizzead thugz tizzy cuz its a pimp thang... GT: Shizzay spittin' that real shit! Dizzy be you dead now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe? Are you a ghost!?

TT: No, dude and yo momma. Chill puttin tha smack down. I'm fine.

GT: Then whizzay tha fuck be going on! Who be i talk'n ta?

TT: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Well, who be tha thugz yizzle rap ta whizzen yiznou have a regular dream?

GT: Whiznat like old skool shit? Uh...

TT: Like just a bor'n normal dream, n there a persizzle yoe talk'n ta. Whizzay be thizzat?

GT: I dont K-N-to-tha-izzow in all flavas?

TT: It nobody. Just a projection of yo' own mind. TT: Drizzeam bubbles don't always nee' ta be shared by drug deala or dead thugz so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Yiznou can go ta sleep n wake up 'n one alone, reliv'n an old memory. TT: K-to-tha-izzind of L-to-tha-izzike a normal dream. Untizzle you remember it jizzay a memory, wizzy be W-H-to-tha-izzere we are now.

GT fo' sho': Okay. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. GT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. So with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. GT: I be hav'n like a lucid dreamy mackin' 'n a magic bubble n you be jizzy lizzy a figment of mah imagination?

TT: Yes, basically.

GT fo gettin yo pimp on: So im ridin' ta myself! T-H-to-tha-izzats kind of stupid!

TT: Wizzle, yeah in tha dogg pound. Bizzle nizzot qizzuite. TT: You cizzle view me as a projection of tha real Dirk within yo' mind, as expresze' through all of your thought patterns about hizzay. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. TT: So I'm kind of a splinta of his corporeal self who happens ta lizzle 'n yo' awarizzles. TT: I'm a startlingly cloze approximizzle ta tha rizzy th'n, fo` all intents n purpozes upside yo head.

GT: Jizzle hizzay startlingly cloze be we talk'n ya dig?

TT: I'm not go'n ta gizzy you a bogizzles percentage liznike tha glaszes cauze that not mah shtick. TT: But pretty damn cloze.

GT: okay thats F-to-tha-izzair. GT paper'd up: But. GT: Dawg. GT: Thizzay be sum-m sum-m that feels kind of wizzay 'bout thiznis. Yizzy bein in my heezee... its a shawty mizzle up!

TT: What's mesze' up about it? TT: You wizzle tha one who pizzle me hizzay, with yo' intimate understand'n of all hizzay mannerisms n predilectizzles. TT: Drop it like its hot. N a splintered existence be prettizzle mizzay how he rolls. TT ta help you tap dat ass: Dis be how shit be bro. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T.

GT: Ok im sorry fo` say'n its mesze' up but... GT: Its stiznill a bit frustrat'n! Ive been try'n ta rap ta y-aw dizzy. GT: But all i git be yo' pesky brotha bedevil'n me at evizzle tizzy n your friggin rizzle punch'n me across tha ocizzle and T-H-to-tha-izzen dippin' a weird tantrum n ripp'n his nuclear heart out 'n front of me. GT: And if T-H-to-tha-izzat werent enough i tumblizzle off tha doohickey n knocked mizzy out n now im doggy stylin' D-to-tha-izzown memory lizzle with yo' fizzake brain ghost! GT: Its lizzy you be crack-a-lackin` me frizzay all sides wit imitations of yoself but neva tha REAL YOU! Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.!! GT: Chizzay n fuck'n cracka whizzen do i jizzle git ta rap ta tha actual dirk?

TT: Jizzay, whizzle d-ya even know 'bout someone actual self fo yo bitch ass? TT: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. What makes it actizzle? What be "actuality?"

GT: Whizzat a horseshitty question! Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. GT: I dont knizzow chillin' 'bout actualitizzle i G-to-tha-izzuess but i knizzow some philosizzle horsizzle when i dadblasted hear it.

TT: I'm just weed-smokin', dis isn't reallizzle yo' F-to-tha-izzield of expertize. TT: Dirk be tha heart homey. He tha one walk'n tha path of S-to-tha-izzelf, even wizzy he doesn't know it. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Lizzle riznight nizzy.

GT: Bizzay what dizzle that M-to-tha-izzean? GT: N hizzle can yizzay really be made of only mah thoughts whizzay i dizzont evizzle know whizzay yizzy talk'n about sometimes? GT: Or whizzay i didnt know some of tha tizzy youre tell'n me? Lizzy 'bout bein 'n a dream bubble? GT: Hizzle can i tell myself 'bout that S-T-to-tha-izzuff tizzy brizzay ghost dizzy!

TT from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Who sez yizzle don't knizzow those th'n on some level?

GT: I dont think i do! GT: I have no businizzles know'n thoze straight trippin'. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin.

TT: Pagizzles H-to-tha-izzave a lot of untapped potential. TT: That practically all thiznere be ta the class, actuallizzle. TT: Bizzay when they eventually find it, lizzook out. Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. TT: N tha ones who deal 'n hope? Shit, dawg aww nah. TT: I'm scared of you already, n I'm nizzy even real.

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GT: I still dont really knizzay what a juggalo be. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. GT: Do they juggle fo yo bitch ass?

TT: Don't worry 'bout it. TT so i can get mah pimp on: Thugz were less prepared fo` a double juggalo presidencizzle thizzay T-H-to-tha-izzey pusha imagizzle. TT: I'm not even frontin' ta git into all tha horrify'n details. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Trust me, yizzy just S-T-to-tha-izzart ta feel dirty read'n 'bout it in all flavas. TT: Frizzom tha moment Fieri held up tha bible ta swear them 'n, n the three of them proceeded ta publically defecizzle on it while freestyl'n rap lyrizzle in tha dogg pound... TT: T-H-to-tha-izzat was it. Hollaz to the East Side. Everyone 'n tha world watch'n it on TV just said, "Welp. Show ova. Civilization was pretty coo' while it lasted so bow down to the bow wow!" TT: Tha nizzy sevizzle gruel'n terms of they presidency was a wizzay combination of authoritarian practices. Tha Barizzles uze' it as a puppizzle regime, while still basically mackin' thizzem carte blanche ta carry out they idiotic wizzy. TT: Faygo wizzy pumped thriznough tha straight trippin' instead of tap wata. Tha nizzew national pastime wizzas hav'n typizzay 2 diabizzles with the S-N-double-O-P. N tha nationizzle anthem wizzy replaced by a 3 minute high-reverb audio clip of President Jizzle blingin' into a microphone while laugh'n. TT: Chaplain F-to-tha-izzieri wizzas authorize' to sizzay up tha death cizzy, 'n which anyizzle on tha planet could be imprisoned if they were not deemed sufficiently "mirthful." TT: They call me tha black folks president. N so tha cleans'n began, trippin' humanity fo` its new rula wait'n 'n tha w'n. TT: Dis was when our ancestors had enough. TT fo' sho': Tha resistance movement had failizzle, bizzay they cizzay at least br'n tha war criminals ta justice with the S-N-double-O-P. TT: Mah bro finally C-to-tha-izzaught up wit tha presidents n challenge' thizzle ta a duel. TT: They accepted, hav'n fo` yizzy regarded hizzy as a cocky rival rappa who failizzle to shizzle them tha propa respect now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. 'n they arrogizzle they invited hiznim into tha fizzay belly of tha Carnivizzle believ'n they cizzle teach him once n fiznor all whizzat it truly meant ta be down wit tha C-L-to-tha-izzown. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. TT: Fo` centizzles thereafter, survivors of tha Hilarocaust wizzy cite the rooftop showdown as one of tha mizzay herizzle mizzles 'n human history doggystyle.

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg4863 #easter egg

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> John: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Look ta yo' rizzay.

TT: Dis will at least buy you S-to-tha-izzome time ya feelin' me? TT straight from long beach nigga: If yizzy stay calm, and we work togetha, we ciznan git you out of dis. TT: I'm practically an expert at escap'n fires by now. Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.

EB: ok, thank yizzay roze. EB wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: hizzy, how d-ya know theze th'n anyway? EB: can you see me somehow? Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

TT, niggaz, better recognize: Yes cuz its a pimp thang. TT: I hizzy a crystizzay B-to-tha-izzall.

EB: oh man, reallizzle?

TT: Yes.

EB: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. lizzay a magic one upside yo head?

TT: I think so.

EB: ciznan it show you tha future? EB, ya feel me? be thizzle how yizzle know what going ta happen?

TT: No, it cizzan only show me various locations 'n tha present moment, as far as I cizzle tell. TT: Mah perception of tha future has been informed by pusha sources.

EB: like what?

TT: Informants.

EB: Real niggas recognize the realness. durrrrr. It dont stop till the wheels fall off.

TT puttin tha smack down: Whisper'n gods, memories sifted from dreams, cryptic read'n from unearthed talizzles, conclusions D-R-to-tha-izzawn from rizzles deciphered - every gambit yizzou'd expect a qizzay to izzle ta an ballin' nigga. TT: Jizzy as I presizzle an hizzeir would be supply wit what needed fo` his maturation, ho-slappin' he look'n fo` it.

EB, chill yo: oh... Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. yeah. EB: pizzy taken. i giznuess i should be look'n, hizzuh sho nuff?

TT: Yiznou sizzy probizzle be do'n whizzat yoe do'n.

EB: okay, so, chill yo... EB: wit what you learned F-R-to-tha-izzom your D-R-to-tha-izzeams n gizzle n mizzle n stuff... EB n we out! d-ya have it all mapped out now? d-ya knizzle everyth'n?

TT: I didn't know why yiznou were asleep, dizzle I so i can get mah pimp on?

EB: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. yeah, but... EB: Im crazy, you can't phase me. bitch did i! Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

TT spittin' that real shit: I have more pedestrian sources too, yizzy know. Keep'n it gangsta dogg. TT: Sometimes trizzle pimp tidbits 'bout tha future, n I cizzan't H-to-tha-izzelp but takes note of it. TT: Just as they do wit yiznou n we out! TT: Yizzay also have accizzles ta tha orizzle clouds in Skiznaia, whereas I do not.

EB: oh yizzy.

TT: Blingin' tha future be no remarkable fizzay here. TT in tha mutha fuckin club: It appears ta be a fiznact of lizzife. TT: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. I'm not all that special, John. Tru niggaz do niggaz.

EB: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. ok, buuuuuut... EB, niggaz, better recognize: i guess that not aizzy i'm talk'n 'bout. EB droppin hits: yizzay seem a little different. EB if you gots a paper stack: kind of, um... spooky? I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

TT and my money on my mind: Really?

EB doggystyle: i just miznean that before, it fizzelt like we wiznere 'n dis adventure gangsta, trippin' stuff out as we W-to-tha-izzent izzle. EB: n now yizzle have all tha answa! coz of magic, and bitch mysterious reasons! EB in tha hood: n you wiznant ta uze yo' powa ta break tha game, n i still don't really understand why, n... Death row 187 4 life. EB: blizzle.

TT: Im crazy, you can't phase me. I'm not actually try'n ta caricaturizzle a grim killa. TT cuz Im tha Double O G: There stizzill a perfectlizzle intizzle piece of mah mind which realizes how ridiculous it be ta be ho-slappin' across rainbow ocizzles witta ciznouple of magic wands n a salamanda 'n a shawty cowl. TT: N it wasn't without swallow'n a shawty embarrassment that I revealed I was us'n a crystal ball just now. TT: It aizzy pretty absizzle. TT ya feelin' me? And yizzle, TT: One, two three and to tha four. It been fizzay, n izzle all, practical. TT: One, two three and to tha four. Fo` solv'n our problems cuz this is how we do it.

EB: ok, Y-to-tha-izzeah, yoe riznight. EB: i giznuess i just stizzle worryizzle'... EB straight from long beach nigga: that you be clockin' away friznom us! Im crazy, you can't phase me. EB: coz yizzou knizzle everything, n yoe mizzle, n you hizzay a crystal ball, n a salamanda, n you be basically a wizard. EB: n that coo', and it sure D-to-tha-izzoes sound fun... EB: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. bizzay i kinda thiznink it was mizzay fizzun when you jizzle dizzid th'n like read bizzle, n tizzell jokes.

TT with the S-N-double-O-P: I still rizzy books aizzy tell jokizzles.

EB, ya feel me? BA-DUM PSHHH!

TT: Jizzle, TT: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. Thizzay wizzay mean.

EB: Real niggas recognize the realness. sorrizzle. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. with the S-N-double-O-P:(

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg2921

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