Should I start putting random titles to these things? 🤔

Anyway, a badly drawn sketch for a comeback woohoo... (I had a nightmare where this bitch said this to me cuz he got the doctor title earlier than me or my classmates ever will. Like, fuck you and your hypnosis 😊)

Does anyone here speak spanish? I want to make silly badly drawn references but I fear no one will get them ;;

cold fruit in a hot kitchen (so i had this great watermelon last weekend)

The time has come

I have finally finished

here’s the fanart for yall ( ocs by @viledictorian and @insertrandomblognamehere )

plant relatives/ plant siblings???

Ooooo I love watermelon sooo good here’s Martin enjoying some watermelon

Exercised 1 (one) time and am bedridden

there are 2 or 3 specific edibles that really Do It for me the rest cause pain and mental confusion unfortunately can't remember either of the brand names

These popsicles are really fucking good btw I can’t eat raw fruit and I like peaches when it’s peach season and I can’t eat peaches anymore because I can’t eat raw fruit and these take like you put the peach in your mouth why is it so good

cant believe you would betray the mango lovers like this.... and to think youre my mutual....m.......mhearbtoken

NOOOOO IM SORRY 💔💔💔 im a mango stan until summer season hits i promiseeee

I hate that I can't have junk food at all in the house because I just end up eating it all in one sitting. I understand that I'm thin, but I have gained weight that I don't feel comfortable with and I want to get rid of because I've been overeating. Tonight was a good lesson in that and hopefully I can be better moving forward.

I dont think I've ever mentioned this before but we have chickens right? Around 50 rn. We keep a scrap bucket for the chickens to have. Like almost expired leftovers that we won't eat and stuff. Well my dad's cat Timmothy, (known by many names, Timmy, Timbles, Tim-Tim to name a few) likes to as we are bringing it out to the chickens, knock the bucket out of my parent's hands. He then will choose a random item from the bucket and scarf it down. He's done this so often that at this point we just lower the bucket to him so it doesn't make a giant mess. We call it the Timmothy Tax. Well now my cat Asher has decided that he wants in on Timmothy Tax. He grabbed a slice of bread from the bucket the other day and then proceeded to play with it a little before abandoning it, then Timmothy promptly roomba'd it up. Tessa could care less except for the one time that Timmothy grabbed watermelon and then decided he actually doesn't like watermelon. Tessa ate it instead.

A new Design of my Ena Sona. I’m still experimenting but I’m pleased with this.

name is RICKY DICKY DOO DAHH GRIMES BOOM SHAKA SKIBITY RIZZLER

convincing myself that my girlfriend likes her best friend more than me because shes so much skinner (like 50kg or under skinny) so i starve myself more

im so fucking nervous abt my first day of work omfg omfg omfg omgfffffffff

hello!!!! new mutual!!!!! it's nice to finally follow you after watching mars talk about you a bunch (affectionate) but be too much of a chicken to follow you!!!!!! i hope this isn't because mars reblogged a post about going insane over a watermelon </3 (if you have no idea what i'm talking about then it might be for the best)

anyways ty for following my sides as well and i hope you have a nice day ♡♡

honestly it was because of that LOL but also i remember i used to follow you on my old blog before i up and moved to this one heheheh my memory is so faulty tho so i left a bunch of people behind on that one and im slowly picking them back up as i come across them here

<3 i am also insane about watermelon tho so i really get it. i do

me laying in bed with a stomachache listening to mika's vms