#I am the cheese
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Finally, duolingo starts giving me the weird shit
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it’s true
#duolingo#truth#i am the cheese#norwegian#jeg er osten#i dont know what to put here but i thought it needed more tags#um#yes#cheese
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#duolingo#cheese#I am the cheese#duolingo is love duolingo is life#duolingo teaches all the important things in life#duolingo be teaching#duolingo memes#duolingo teaching me all the important shit#memes#jeg er osten#norwegian#lol#funny#best memes
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Anyone want a...
CHEESE board???
#woodworking#my first time#crying bcuz it IS the cheese 😭#I am the cheese#that was a fucked up book#I liked it tho
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This is stupid, horrible and oddly hilarious
#i am the cheese#Of course picturing Johnny and his goons doing this#Him and Daniel could do it on a date
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I know I posted some of these but here a version without text.
Further explanation: here
#I am trying to figure this au out bro 😭#sonic splatoon au#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#my art#sth#sonic au#splatoon#splatoon 2#splatoon 3#octo expansion#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#maria robotnik#knuckles the echidna#rouge the bat#cream the rabbit#cream and cheese#Amy rose#metal sonic#dr eggman
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Picture this: Dragons using their caves to age cheese. Dragon Cheesemakers!!
The dragon coiled his enormous body, completely blocking the entrance of the tunnel that lead to the caves.
“No,” he snarled, smoke pluming from his nose.
The cheesemonger pinched the bridge of her own nose. “Look, I explained this to you at the start,” she tried once more. “I make cheese.”
“Yes,” the agreed, nodding his scaly head.
“Then I bring the cheese here.”
“Yes.”
“Then you store all the cheese in your cave, keeping it at the perfect temperature and humidity.”
“Yes.” He sounded particularly proud of this part.
“And then when the cheese has ripened,” she concluded. “I come to pick the cheese up again.”
A thunderous scowl clouded his maw. “No.”
“But that’s how it works!” she cried in exasperation. “I make the cheese, you store the cheese, I sell the cheese, I make more cheese!” She peered up at him. “You do realise I cannot bring you new cheese until I have sold this cheese.”
The dragon considered this for a moment. “Ah, but what if—” he began. “What if you go and make more cheese. And bring me the cheese. And I put it in my cave, with the rest of the hoard. And then I keep it there forever.”
“No,” she said flatly.
It was remarkable how much a dragon could look like it had just swallowed a lemon.
“You can’t keep cheese forever,” she insisted. “It will spoil and go bad!”
“You said it would get better and better!” the dragon roared indignantly. “And I take good care of them! With the air flow and the humidity and the temperature!”
“And that is great,” she said, trying to smile through her frustration. “But when a cheese is ripe, it’s ripe! Then you should not be kept anymore, it should be eaten.”
The dragon scraped it’s formidable claws against the stony ground and sulked.
“Look…” The cheese mongering business did not tend to require a lot of sweet-talking, but she was making an effort. “I’m sure the cheeses that aged in your cave are the best cheeses people have ever tasted. When they find out how delicious they are they will want us to make loads more. Maybe several caves’ worth!”
The reptilian eyes stared at her with disgruntled, reluctant interest. “Several caves?”
“If we’re lucky! And I could make so much cheese that I could bring you new cheese as soon as I pick up the aged cheese. Your cave would never even be empty!”
This seemed to strike a chord. The dragon lifted his head a little.
“And that would really be much better for the rest of your hoard,” she continued with fresh inspiration. “Because if you leave cheese too long, it might go bad and spoil the cheeses next to it too!”
A nervous ripple went through the beast’s scaly body, but he clearly was not convinced just yet. “But what sort of a hoard is it if I have to give it away,” he complained.
“Well! Cheese is not just any old hoard! It’s a developing creation! And you will have a hoard that is constantly developing too. Constantly changing, but, if we do this right, never shrinking.”
The dragon looked at her solemnly, wavering with uncertainty. Perhaps she shouldn’t hold it against the poor thing, it must be a difficult concept to wrap his head around.
“And I will tell you what,” she said encouragingly. “If business is good, I can start investing in some really good crumbly cheeses. You can keep those in your cave for five whole years!”
“That is quite a long time for humans, is it not?” he said, sounding a little more cheerful.
“Very long. Especially when it comes to cheese. Cheeses that have been aged that long are very expensive.”
In retrospect, she should perhaps have led with that. Gourmand or not, a dragon was still a dragon after all. A glittering, toothy grin appeared on her recalcitrant business partner’s shout and he moved just enough for her to move past him into the mountain.
“Tell me more about this expensive cheese that crumbles.”
She hid a smirk. “If you help me carry some of the current ones out, it would be my pleasure.”
#anon I am blowing you kisses#what a fantastic idea#don't get me wrong I also support dragons making their own cheese#100%#but this was the funniest to me#urban fantasy professionals#dragon#dragons#urban fantasy#laura drabbles
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Omg guys
I am the cheese
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Anyone remember Dan VS. ?
#i have been hyperfixating on this show for a good bit now 😭#donutdrawsthings#fanart#dan vs#dan vs mlp#dan vs fim#dan vs fanart#mlp#mlp fim#mlp gen 4#my little pony#my little pony fanart#pinkie pie#pinkie pie art#mlp pinkie pie#mlp cheese sandwhich#cheese sandwich#dan vs revival#i am a Dan transmasc truther... if you couldn't tell. in my heart he's also autistic#digital art#mlp fanart#mlp art#dan mandel
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Okay, we've had plenty of those "popular food that you hate" polls.It's time for:
#absolutely Loathed semolina porrige#other than that ate all of these#(but oatmeal only the way my grandpa made it: not soggy with cheese raisins and walnuts)#but at the same time Hated coca cola chips marzipan and nutella#food#polls#am i weird#kids#food preferences#childhood
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My brain, loving and appreciating narrative parallels and themes: Danny and Vlad are perfect foils AND they have BEAUTIFUL generational parallels through their respective trios. In a more narratively coherent version of DP, this should be explored to its fullest potential. This logically means that Danielle should not exist so as not to distract from or muddy the waters of the prime dynamic.
Also my brain, 24/7 with no chill whatsoever:
cheese melt go brrrrrrrrrr
#danny phantom#cheese melt#i'm so deep in my own fanon delusions that I'm like 'gee why I am i 1 of like 2 people who creates for Vlad & Dani? they're so GOOD'#and then i remember that D-Stabilized is an episode that happened and I'm like 'oh. right.'
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I am the cheese has done something unforgiveable.
between pages 45 and 63, it describes Adam's first meeting with Amy, and describes how they kissed, and that their lips opened while kissing, and they did a little tongue...
not acceptable. The only description of kissing I will accept is of my blorbo.
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#sherlock#it might be the cough medicine but I'm really feeling the bbc sherlock wedding episode today#a good feeling ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#like finding an old block of cheese in the back of the fridge you forgot about and its gotten super hard and chewy#i currently have half a block of gouda curating in the vegetable cupboard#waiting#how are you doing friends!! C:#I'm good! I still have the cough but I also got a new scarf#I'm still thinking about buying window colors as well but I am waiting if that is also just because of the cough medicine#I can't believe it's already been a year since I have moved! last year I was doing everything here for the first time#and now everything is happening for a second time! that year was both very long and also happened very fast#our floor in the “office” my father wanted to install still is not completly done but he threw up last time he tried#he did not threw up because of the floor but because every time he does a home renovation project he drinks 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola#we are trying to not make him drink 3 liters of Cherry Coca Cola but he doesn't want anyone else to finish the floor I think so we just do#not mention the hole in the floor#have a nice autumn day friends!! I hope you're doing well! ( ´͈ ◡ `͈ )#♥
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mini squeakuel to this
#i feel like i dont give brother cheese aym as much attention.....hes also my baba#short one cuz i am weak in the flesh#cult of the lamb#gateway inc#narinder#baal#aym#my art
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Top ten cheeses
extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list
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I'm gonna cry Mike x Ness is so fucking funny thank you fnaf fandom. My new favourite thing is MatPats cameo character who had like 5 lines being shipped with the literal main character of the movie that he didn't even interact with
#pretending my chuck e cheese post had something to do with this#i am now securitywaiters numder 1 fan#securitywaiter#mike x ness#fnaf movie
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