Really enjoying Duolingo’s gradual progression from “the blue duck wears a big hat” to “if Matthew doesn’t make good on his alimony payments then I’m calling a hitman”
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Hello maggots your dumbass mascot here. Have some useless Italian seasoning for the good omens Job storyline. Stay patient with me.
When I started studying Italian on Duolingo one of the first sentences Duo wanted me to learn (along with goodnight, hello, where are you) was the amazing:
"Quale balena?", or "Which whale?"
Over and over. I had to get it perfect. I thought it was useless. Why choose that sentence? Why would I be standing in Milano or the Uffizi gallery and not only discoursing whales, but enquiring which specific whale? With perfect enunciation, inflection and pronunciation. Why?
Little did i know that Duolingo was preparing me for my confrontation with God, so that when She spoke to me, I would not Fall by fudging my next clarification.
So that when She said Come back to me when you can make a whale, I could respond fluently in Italian- Which whale?
Thanks, Duolingo, I'm sorry I doubted your ineffable ways. You were in cahoots with @neil-gaiman as well as God all along.
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i made a moodboard for "fuck im learning german on Duolingo and making a vocab list and want to note the genders of the nouns so i dont fuck them up wait fuck what gender is bread fUCK WHAT GENDER IS BREAD GERMANY WHY ARE YOU GENDERING BREAD. BREAD IS BREAD... BREAD IS BREAD -----"
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Lol just too precise! hehehe
Been using it to learn Italian and French mostly, and I do a little bit of German. Batman speaks 20+ languages, so I got some catching up to do!
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Bro... Duolingo
Dude, one of the examples Duolingo gave me in a German lesson is killing me
Ah yes, a man trying to break into my house. Better wish him a good evening and get on with my day. 💀☠
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“Spanish or vanish”- quote by avatar of the lonely duolingo.
someone make fan-art I dare you
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I think I just got a threat from Duolingo.
I deleted the bloody thing months ago.
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me when I realize I didn’t do my Spanish lesson and I can’t find my family
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TÚ MADRE‼️❗️❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️
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