#I am a fool that never learns
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I really wanted to repeat an old tradition and post Soul Punk devil!Patrick for Halloween - alas, I am late. Anyway, a preview...
(With the details and full body pose, the drawing turned out so small irl, it's extremely difficult to do the lineart. I'm using a 0.03 mm liner for the details. I don't know why I keep torturing myself like this...)
#fall out boy#patrick stump#soul punk#my stuff#the face is wonkier than i wanted but really it's so hard to draw so small#I am a fool that never learns
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Forever and ever
#wip!! one direction fools gold came on while I was in the shower and listen… LISTEN#omg not me searching up anatomy references.. not me digging thru my unused anatomy ref folder 🫢🫢#I tried to give macaque straighter posture here on purpose based on the flashback. he seems more serious than Swk so I wanted to convey that#thru body language. although I am torn between one being taller than the other but I like giving them their own features so they stand out#ANDDD .l think I finally figured out how I want to draw their sideburns now sort of!! fuck their hairlines though I’m never gonna learn how#to draw that shit 🗿. I also have another drawing of mk based on one specific frame during his fight with azure. like he’s sort of crouching#crouching on all fours and leaning away from the camera like the Akira bike slide but as a monkey. idk how to describe it but I wanna see#how far I can go with that one. idk if I’ll finish it thought but it looks SO COOL in my mind#my art#myart#doodles#shadowpeach#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#lmk wukong#lmk swk#lmk six eared macaque#lmk macaque#idk if this counts as#lmk s4 spoilers#Lego monkie kid season 4
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not to be delusional on main but i truly believe that tomgreg has the potential to go canon. greg’s dad is gay and if there’s one thing this show loves it’s generational similarities (and why bother having that be a plot point if not for later use). tom’s open marriage and hesitancy to cheat but easy intimacy with greg. the eventual crumbling of said marriage and tom’s subsequent closeness with greg as a blatant replacement for shiv. the ‘would you kiss me’ line, the ‘you’re mine’ water bottle pelting scene, the forehead kiss. not to fucking mention nero and sporus. tom has killed his wife, pushed her down the metaphorical stairs, and all that’s left now is for him to dress greg in her clothes and kiss him on the lips. all i’m saying is that i think the writers of succession are too smart to lay all this foundation and not follow through. it’s too good a show for that.
#jesse armstrong i am begging you on my hands and knees i am in tears i am offering you my firstborn child#also i do have a little more faith in hbomax being able to deliver with their queer characters they’ve got a good track record#plus succession has never shied away from discussions of queerness so idk the seeds have been planted or whatever#you’d think after so many years of being queerbaited i’d learn my lesson but here i am on main again talking about white boys going canon#i am the town fool. the court jester. my bells are jingling forlornly as i type this message#succession#tomgreg#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch
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How long do you think it took for Ganondorf to be captured and set to be executed after Link snitched on him, because he looks a LOT older than he was in OoT by the time of his execution in TP.
Did he just run to the desert to gather his forces before all of that or what?
Hey, thanks for the ask!!
So I have.... pretty extensive headcanons about that, but yeah basically I think he did manage to run away from Hyrule Castle, retreat in the Desert, and then waged war for a couple of years before being captured, tried and executed.
It's my HC at least, because first of all it would support the whole "him on his horse while surrounded by fire" thing the Sages introduce in TP, and it would also make the hylians less monstrous? I mean, I'm not putting it past them to take the word of a 10 year old and execute a man for crimes he has yet to commit (mostly, not forgetting about the Deku Tree, Jabu Jabu and the gorons), but I think the whole process of his death looking so ritualized seems to me like he proved himself a big enough threat that they needed to get drastic in his murder as well.
I think it's always hard to take his appearance as a cue for his age, because it's sooo open to interpretation that it's hard to say for sure. There are people who think his young model looks like he's 20, others think he's 40, and then Ganon in WW is hundreds of years old, and in TP he is basically a ghost-man?? He changes so much that I think it's hard to use anything as a baseline. But yeah, at least the hair grew back! That's something! So I would assume he ran around for at least a couple of years before the execution (and if he looks older than OoT even 7 years later than his first appearance, this version doesn't have the Triforce and, I would argue, have faced much more strife, war and trauma than his OoT counterpart. The skin care routine may have suffered as a result u_u)
#asks#ganondorf#oot#twilight princess#tp#thanks for the ask!!#yeah I have a whole entire story in my head about what happened exactly.....#it involves... a lot of mistakes#on everyone's part#and an ongoing existential crisis about learning that you managed to do the impossible?? so it's possible to do??#but also at the same time you never got a chance?#because the gods slammed the door on your face so hard this version of you couldn't even get started?#also a demon pig???? for real??????#am I chosen by fate am I capable am I a fool can I do it OH WELL I have no choice anymore anyway so let's fucking find out!!!!!
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Hello darlings!
If anyone’s still out there: I’m wishing you a happy and safe holiday season, and thanking you for your endless support and patience in the face of my stubborn inconsistency. It’s meant more to me than you know.
I am very plainly not a writer, and certainly not a writer of the caliber you lovely folks have told me I am, but the opportunity to write anything for a receptive audience has been phenomenal and I cannot thank you all enough.
The Seattle series has been on my mind (read: the bane of my existence) as someone who can’t leave a damn thing unfinished, so let this be a gift for you in the new year: it will get done, even if it takes me until the day I die. Peace and love y’all!
#life update#i have the flu#i didn’t end up having to euthanize my car but it was damn close#i’m in hell at work and frankly i think we should unionize#i told my girls about the toady account and one of them had fully been playing along with no idea i was the one behind it. so cute for us#and did i mention i got the fucking flu despite being fully vaccinated#i made out with a cute boy in a bar last week and didn’t get his number because I am a fool#i watched it’s a wonderful life and cried like a baby because i never learn#and basically life is so weird and throws you curveballs and you listen to some bad music and get over it
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today is the first time since i started playing that i think i might not be able to solve le mot wordle...i've got the first and last letter and i'm running through all the french phonotactic rules i know and i'm coming up with nothing. got two rows left but i don't even have any guesses. ô dictionnaire ne me déçois pas quand je suis dans le besoin...
#it resets at midnight france time which is like 4pm here i think. so at least i have some time#i was just thinking like two days ago 'wow i'm so good at french wordle. it's all that dictionary reading i'm doing'#you fool. you jinxed it#i do think french wordle is easier than english wordle assuming you are fluent in both. which i am not#but i DO have a really good sense of legal letter combos (because of the sheer volume of exposure i'm getting)#and so far that hasn't failed me. but today? idk guys. i guess that can only get you so far...#anyway the reason i think wordle is easier in english than french is 1) english has way more words. especially 5-letter ones#and 2) french spelling is actually incredibly consistent for the most part. whereas english...has a lot more options let's just say lol#but english wordle is easier for me personally than french wordle because english is my native language#[guy who didn't learn his lesson about not jinxing it voice] i've never lost wordle in english#french#games#to be clear i'm not looking up words in the dictionary to try to solve this wordle. i feel that would be cheating.#i'm just addressing my plea to the dictionary as i would to a god. you are supposed to always be with me you piece of shit#get back here and watch over me right now
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Christmas Gift
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December Prompt Challenge day 5: Christmas books
I bit off more than I can chew with this challenge and now I'm going to be publishing like 7-10 fic(let)s a week HELP
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“Open it.”
Eddie blinks as he takes the gift from Danny’s hands. “You got me a Christmas gift?”
Danny shrugs and resists the urge to take the gift back and run out of there. “Yeah? And?”
Eddie’s smile is unfairly gentle. “I just think it’s sweet.” He catches Danny by the jaw. “Look at me, baby. Thank you.”
Danny presses his lips together. “You can open it.” He watches silently as Eddie peels open the wrapping paper, more delicately than he’d expected.
“It’s a book,” Eddie says. He’s not frowning, exactly, but he looks confused.
“Olive the Other Reindeer,” Danny explains. “It was my favorite as a kid. I couldn’t think of what would be a good Christmas gift for you, so I figured…” He trails off.
“This is adorable,” Eddie says. “Fuck. I forget just how sweet you can be.” He glances up and down the hallway then hauls Danny in by the waist to kiss him. It’s head spinning and spine tingling, reaching all the way down to Danny’s toes.
“I was gonna put a bow on my ass and call it a day, but I figured the book was better,” Danny says when they finally pull apart. He smiles.
“Yeah? I’ll take that too.” Eddie lets him go enough to slap him on the ass. “Come to my hotel tonight, after the show. I’ll give you your gift then.”
Danny raises an eyebrow. “Is the gift your dick with a bow on it?”
Eddie throws his head back and laughs. It’s so goddamned pretty Danny forgets for a minute that he’s not allowed to fall in love with Eddie. “Nah, baby. I got something better.”
Danny scoffs before he can stop himself. “Doubt it.”
“Now you’re just being cute.” Eddie leans in and kisses Danny again, quick and sweet this time, and pulls back. “I’ll see you later.”
Danny watches him walk away, and begins to wonder if he could wear mistletoe as a belt.
#EddieDanny#Hello this is pure fluff#And now I have too many words expected for December#I think in January I'm going to do a longfic again just to recover from NaNoWriMo November and Challenge December#I am naught but a fool and I never learn#wtf i like wrestling now???#in which sara writes#december prompt challenge 2023
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Fitz trying to leave the Fool behind AGAIN as if that has EVER worked out for him like bro you know he’s going to follow you 😭 he literally awoke Girl-on-a-Dragon last time you think he won’t pull some deranged shit blind or not???? Give it up!!!!!!
#like just save us all the pain buddy#I am glad beloved got to yell at him though it’s what he deserves Lmao#hell yeah throw ur dinner at the Prince#fitz has like never once learned from his mistakes Lmao#I took a sick day from work so oh boy. I will be finishing today#Sarah reads rote#rote#fitz and the fool trilogy#fool’s quest
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honestly if all the people over my many years of living were in fact correct in their horrible horrible assumptions I was the most evil despicable inhuman person.
I’d still not care,
does the dog that bites because it’s only known pain evil?
Is the cat that kills a bird to show you it’s love evil?
is the plants that grow through the pipes in the ground cracking and puncturing them evil?
is the curious shark evil for taking a inquisitive bite?
Are the strikes that take the young and skewer them on thorns evil?
are the parasites that depend on its host evil for having no choice?
Am I evil or unsavory, who knows.
but if people wish to dehumanize me I shall make myself happy with the creatures you call evil, the ones who are scary and cruel the ones who hurt and chew and claw.
for we are one in the same, and I will happily accept that from you.
#-pop#Blep. Don’t mind me just poetry hours#why am i like this#shout out again to everyone who’s been dealing with death threats and hate speech recently#I’ve just been called horrible horrible things like I always do lol. So poetry time#bah. I wish I didn’t care as much but sometimes it hurts if I am evil let me be the kind that patches up your wounds and sings sweet-#lullabies.#as I laugh and laugh and cry#I’m human#I’m not infallible and I’m not perfect I’ll never be. I gave up on symmetry as soon as I learned I’m asymmetrical#I’m not pure or beautiful I’m rotten and foul. I’m scarred by things outside of my control and with a heart empathic and apathetic#So I am covered in blood and gore and scars and tears. I’m not perfect or just. I am me and me is enough#if I am a monster I still deserve love. Because even the worst monsters can love#I’m just a guy who exists and tries to love all. And it’s hard because I try to assume people want to love first. When they only want -#blood spilled.#I try and that’s all I have#and my best is horrible and my worst is a nightmare#but even through all this I still care and I still am kind#so be it if people label me a monster I shan’t be one to be loved by all for that is a fools errand. But I can try to be kind#well life is life. And people will try to label me things I;m not#I am a coward I am an idiot and maybe I am a monster#but I try to be kind. And that’s all I can do in the end. All anyone can do. I hold no malice but loss at the people and friends I could-#Have gained. Maybe a heart that’s so broken can only love in pain. Who knows I don’t
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"im just going to write a quick little au version of my nanowrimo story so i can avoid actually planning it"
about 2 weeks later
for the record, the longest thing ive written before this (that i had a word count for) was just under 13.5k, and that was over the course of like 3 weeks...
this is longer than what i wrote for the actual real story that im supposed to be writing on my first attempt.
#the fool speaks#now there are multiple things that may have contributed to this#1) writing way way late.#2) switching to a font designed to be dyslexia friendly#3) truly not giving a shit because i assume this will never see the light of day but now im afraid its going to become the actual story#4) writing really boring segments that would be cut out if published (because its worldbuilding and i need to do that)#5) maybe just practice since it's been about a year of me learning to write again#6). also not giving a fuck about the plot. i dont like the plot i have thats why its a practice story.#at the very least its allowed to expand my story from 'basic magic school that just feels like a certain childrens book i wont name'#i am trying to wrap up this story so i dont burn out by november. i need school to be so so very nice to me
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overwhelmed myself @_@
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some lil doots
#the invisible man#griffin#The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde#jekyll and hyde#dr jekyll#utterson#top 10 women who already have your credit card information. number 1: Eileen Griffin-#ueue im rlly happy w how the doodle of utterson looks#she looks so much better than the first time I drew her#also I started drawing griffins hair different bc I got one artfight attack that drew her hair in a way i rlly liked#I will never learn how to draw a proper buzzcut though. I am booboo the fool#also im still not sure what name to give utterson#I didnt want to do the whole 'feminine versions of masculine names' thing outside of mind donor#(which is why Jekyll is called Alice rather than something like fuckign. idk. henrietta)#but Jane is a name that rlly suits her#idk
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Jack Rebaldi's bombastrap really hits different.
#bombastrap#extemporize back chat#I just feel it's the perfect blend of#I probably had a crush on you when we were kids#but never thought you'd ever pay me any attention because you were so much more focused on my brothers#and maybe you didn't really pay me any attention#and then the older we got#the less it seemed likely you'd ever really like me#and then you left but then you came back and suddenly something shifted and you're looking at me different#and opening up to me and i am learning so many new things and we're different people now but maybe that's better#We're joking and fooling around together and then in the beat of silence as we trail off there's a bubble#- lying in wait - just a breath away from one another - what's happening here what are we doing#and just...i'm waiting for you here i am#alongside with i am going to dip you in the most romantic way possible and we cannot keep our hands to ourselves#and actually i am the most confident man alive#and yeah#you know what im saying? you know what im saying
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RED ATMOSPHERES rcd. 1995 (25432 words) by cchapsticck
Chapters: 13/15
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson
Characters: Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Robin Buckley, Dustin Henderson, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Vignette Narrative Structure, POV Eddie Munson, Gay Eddie Munson, Bisexual Steve Harrington, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Developing Relationship, Long-Distance Relationship, Genre Microcelebrity Eddie Munson, Multimedia, Journalistic Narrative Structure, Interviews, Unreliable Narrator, Getting Back Together, Getting to Know Each Other, The Brutality Of The Passage Of Time, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Jealousy, poor communication, Mental Health Issues, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Character Study
Series: Part 3 of METALHEAD
Summary:
But that’s irrelevant. The shit-flinging monkey part of his brain that isn’t currently occupied with smugly beating off in a corner because he's never stopped being 17 and a shithead by nature when he's uncomfortable knows that he’s incredibly fucking fortunate, actually, that there’s anyone in the world, actually, that he can speak openly about where his scars came from and why thunderstorms get him twitchy and irritable even 12 years later. That there are people in the world he doesn’t have to try to keep his story straight about middle American earthquakes and collapsing foundations and acts of god with. And that those people want him here, right now, at this big life affirming moment of family and commitment (one he'd been invited to before, in a sense, blew entirely, and has against all good sense and reason been offered a second chance on) out in the Byers-Hopper’s bigass back yard that government hush money built.
Jim’s health had been going, the war comes for us all after all - so they say - and he and Joyce had been cohabitating since House Byers made the exodus back from the west. (Something that was going around, apparently.) Just seemed like time to make the whole thing official. That’s what Jon had told him anyway while they made awkward, stilted small talk standing in the living room on opposite sides of a coffee table because the freaks never really stop being freaks, do they? Anyway the thesis of the whole story Jon's telling is; do the most with the time you’ve got left, and all. Which.
Huh.
#steddie fanfiction#steddie fic#steddie#stranger things fic#steve x eddie#steddie fics#stranger things#eddie munson#steveddie#steve harrington#fic: metalhead#the chapter count went up because i am a fool who never learned to count
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FUCK am i bad at talking to people
#people#talking#i hate talking to people#i need to learn social#why am i so bad at conversation even when it's online#like i take hours pondering a reply to a random stranger on the internet who says 'lol' on my post#i'm fucking afraid of judgement from a person who i will never meet and never talk to except this ONE time#like so what if I accidentally come across as rude?#but what if they CARE?#they were being NICE#i shouldn't look mean to them!#and then i go and make a fool of myself#fool of a took
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heh.. yeah you can say I'm a bit of a cool guy (only cries four times a week)
#SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS by both taking it super personally and also not at all#i actually learned that my best friend's ex frequently talks about how annoying and insufferable i am#and like how much it sucked he had to pretend to like being around me#like. d. dude#what's your honey nut dealio you asshole#on a scale of one to ten how badly do react to be called out by your ex's best friend for being shitty#one being like a normal person#and ten being making tiktoks two years later about how being forced to socialize with lance was basically torture#ALL BECAUSE I NEVER TOOK A HINT AND DIDN'T ISOLATE MY BESTIE WHEN THINGS GOT SHITTY#YOU FOOL YOU THINK YOU CAN DETER /ME?/#and the answers no because i don't pick up on social cues <3#purrsonal#tw vent
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