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Lancelot every time another random female tells him they're either destined to be together or that they've created a fake alternate reality where he's basically a fictional sex slave (he's gay):
#I EDITED IT LMFAO AND IT'S EVEN FUNNIER#someone fucking help him#nanatsu no taizai#mokushiroku no yonkishi#the seven deadly sins#the four knights of the apocalypse#lancelot#tristan liones#meliodas#elizabeth liones#jericho nnt#4kota#guinevere#nnt#nnt manga#four knights of the apocalypse#meliodas nnt#nasiens#ban nnt
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Here's a fun idea that came to mind while rambling with a mutual lmao
Vampire!Spinel having a taste for your blood - enjoying it a lot, to the point that always after feeding, she ends up with an adorably tiny belly - but knowing how much she enjoys the taste of your blood, you start devising a little devilish plan; you start looking into blood magic
You let Spinel feed on you again, and while she does, you use a spell that practically keeps "generating" more of your blood - Spinel was about to stop, as usual with your usual limits, but you encourage her to drink more, to her heart's fullest content, and because of your gentle, loving comfort and encouragement, as well as the sweet taste of your blood, she just keeps drinking, and drinking and drinking...
When she's done, you still feel fine as ever, and not tired and dizzy as usual - and Spinel has ended up with an Enormous blood-balloon of a belly, and not to mention her lightly drunken state
You could tease her for her sanguine thirst, gently playing with her belly, and watch her adorable flustered reactions - mayby even go as far as to use her belly as a pillow, or cushion, flustering her further as she feels all that blood of yours sloshing around in that big tummy of her's
Or, alternatively, the drunken buzz makes her a lot more flirty and playful, as she now squishes that giant tummy against you, pinning you down with you unable to escape her as she teases you for your little trick, and especially for how much you love her and want her positively full of what's practically, in a way, you
regardless, only other adorable thought that comes to mind is that after all this, the magic you used having some small side effect on the adorable pink slinky vampire, as she now always sports an adorable little potbelly, always peeking out from her clothes - not to mention her little bat form also sporting that adorable tummy, prime for playing lmao
Brain is Buzzing.mp4
#Silly Slinky Wife#Vamp edition!#Wretch Imagines#funniest thing is#i infected said mutual with that same brainrot lmfao#so now both our brains are buzzing with the idea of silly slinky vampire with blood-balloon belly lmao#funnier still? I didnt even plan or mean to give them that brainrot! it happaned by itself lmfao!!!
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when i make the gtmpota whodunit? video.....then
#posts made by people who haven't started working on it at all but intend to really get serious about that when it's officially september....#which are also posts made by people w/the autistique inertia; the adhd exec dysfunction; the perfectionism avoidance...#the Very Slow Artists even when they do get going and can't Just draw quickly / without editing much#the people who don't really picture faces or voices for characters & are shit at making things up like say a character design....#still like oh jeez how do i even throw together like various inspirations into any solid enough idea of how to draw brooke#then head in hands when i remember tina's also in that scene technically & it Would be funnier to include her#she doesn't even have Any appearance description from the book to be a helpful little detail like e.g. brooke's glasses; zeke's freckles....#so help me god i'll make this quasimatic which also i'd probably be putting together via windows media maker lmfao#but lord.......held back by the scruff of the neck. if i could do things more easily imagine the material#however. it is me being me doing the things the way i do that creates all the preexisting material & leads to me wanting to make this one#now one of the less Relatively niche things i could post about but still like. whom else is raring to make the whodunit sequence#imagine if a year out almost someone did though lol. like well....two cakes#speaking of niche but not i was seeing some reddit post the other day about like marble hornets lore of yore like yeah lol...#being informally around for this as ppl in the replies are like ''well all i have is the vaguest speculation''#like well me too i guess but a little less vague and a little more informed. anyways
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Okay, so, guess who realized they didn’t quite wanna run this blog the way it was originally envisioned lol too much work not enough playing the game. Probably gonna mostly update when big things happen in the colony, lol.
And speaking of…
UH. WHOOPS
CONSEQUENCES OF LOCKING THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER ALL DAY FOR DAYS ON END I GUESS
Sorry Claire lmfao I’m Missus Steal-Your-Man ig
Probably gonna edit Layton and Claire back together once she gets back to the colony because I did NOT intend for this to happen like at all
Actually, poll:
I don’t even selfship with Layton lmfao I wanted her to end up with Clive, this is so funny
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more twt scraping but, paragraph text edition and oopsiess this is long lmao it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine,,
EDIT: ok now that im not on mobile i put this monstrosity behind a cut<33 pls click below for Odds & Ends elysiumwise
• not something that has been discussed in canon but realistically, Meli can’t hold N bc uncontrollable empath N can feel the entity of blind rage and evil physically buried inside of her and would be horribly confused🌈 cute in a horrific way cause when mindreaders ty and bel were little (and, like. now too ig lmao) they were able to hear and talk to the buried eMel also fggkfkg like father like daughter AHH
• i love the completely fabricated concept I have for older!Raz fun slut energy that has not been in any way proven or referenced in canon obv however if fenixe ultimately vetoes this i will pivot to project onto the currently personality-void future Celos & Py in this essay I wil— alternatively maybe raz will actually grow up to be like this AND *also* celos&py, and in fact perhaps it’s actually Neo who’s the odd one out of Maci’s kids lmfao,
• neo and icy one day getting married and neo blindsiding everyone by getting APHRODITE HERSELF to officiate it cause she’s known ares for half her childhood and can pull some strings 😏✌️
• (elysiumverse-wise), are Hades and Persephone the singular monogamous couple across the entire Greek pantheon and all the realms, or is it funnier if they too have a collection of thirds and fourths that are just secret. in THIS essay I will— for Maci’s sake we won’t continue this train of thought bc the names I could plausibly pull out of a hat would give her a rare heart attack
•the Elysium cast being literally immortal is so fun cause when Chal (a grown up), “grows up” as in, 100 years in the future like…. It’d be fun if she ends up being Cool™ like. in 100 years Gentle Death Neona gallantly advises shades to visit her Sister, Goddess of Rebirth, in the domain she’s laid claim to with her spouse and their spider-legged daughter scaling the walls 🙇🏻♀️ (Cranberry Chal real …. though this is immediately implausible cause no way would Chal and Libby live apart from each other. also No way would they leave the palace probably fgkg WELL ANYWAY even if Chal isn’t cool in a century, N and Vid WILL certainly be so it’s fine)
• i love that by looking at ty and bel you can immediately tell which one of them is dating Libby and which one of them is dating Chal, bc the two of them literally look like 🎭 (Sorry, ahem engaged to* EEEE) [AU where they opposite matched instead tho???Ty&Chal and Bel&Libby??👀]
•mythologically generally speaking or w/e Ares & Thanatos IS such a fun n’ sexy ship, which makes me want to strangle my Thanatos to death for ruining all my potential fun fuckin jerk. if anything the Elysiumverse gets ares and Ker instead which. is. uhh sure is something though decidedly less Attractive unless you’re into bloody spider monsters
•and finally— a fullblown Elysium vampire AU would be so easy to do. vampire princess Maci getswrapped up with mortal Tory and turns him, the Elysium palace is just a spooky vampire castle in Transylvania, etc etc
#oc talk#and I’ve reached the limit of how far ican scroll back on Twitter so that’s the end of that……. for now
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Nice melons
Am I the last to notice that Jin figured out how to do some photo manipulation? because the shape of the melons where they touch his shoulders look as if they spent a few months growing right there in that spot...and the size of his upper arms LMFAO!!!
EDIT: Ok, @attackonjinminkook pointed out that this is an edit THANKS! Now it’s even funnier to me 🤣🤣🤣
#kim seokjin#jin#those are some big melons you got there#jin on instagram#armys with a sense of humor
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i'm not the same anon from before but I saw that edited pic, it's on cistematicchaos' page, xe @'d you too. https://at.tumblr.com/cistematicchaos/my-friend-stole-this-from-a-terf-and-edited-it-and/g5810f9evy5e
and yeah, it does look cool as fuck and knowing where it comes from makes it even funnier ;_;
I saw now! I missed the tag, I think tumblr ate it, so thank you so much for letting me know lmfao it’s hilarious
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More work rant sorry lol I need to Quit
I feel like I'm slowly going insane because I'm a doormat of a person who invited this kind of shit but the project lead I was working with told me I need to tell him if I have other "non-team" meetings so he knows my availability at all times and I'm like ?????? he even said it like, "I'm not trying to micromanage but ur a valuable resource I need to get this project done, and I'm frustrated when ur not available" which makes me feel bad for, idk, dropping off to get lunch? To pee? Idk. He was also saying I should avoid getting distracted with other stuff that's not my work (i.e. the t shirt design yesterday) and the funny thing is my manager also tells me the same thing! But the funnier thing is my manager is the one who tells me to do these extra things..... So I'm just torn apart between so u want me to actually do my work, or do u want me to become ur secretary bc if I refuse to do these tasks, what's the penalty on me? Because lord knows how many times I heard oh u just do it better! How r u so good at organizing these fun/games session! When other men on my team aren't forcibly volunteered for these kind of tasks. Why am I spending my afternoon trying to organize a baby shower when I have never even been to one. Like.
Also I'm just thinking -- if this project is so high priority then why didn't we assign more manpower to this. Why am I the sole person who needs to be available at all times whenever he needs to debug something. I was about to feel bad about taking off work after 5pm after being in a meeting nonstop from 10am-3pm that day without being able to eat lunch, but no! I am a person before I'm a ~valuable resource~? Also the fact that my manager says he'll have to hire two people to replace me when I leave.... Just says the amount of shit I put up with and idk, like, am I the limiting factor to the success of my career trajectory? Am I being lazy and not putting my best work out there? Idk, maybe, but that's because I want to be a person before I have a career.... I want to be able to eat my meals..... I don't know what to tell them lmfao
At least I think my manager is close to letting me go to the design team, so I will try my best to stay sane, but shit like this pisses me so much bc now I feel like I'm being unreasonable for wanting to... Rest. Idk. Be a person. Not a worker. What would happen if I just take a month off work. I have the PTO but they're gonna be like omg no our project is gonna fall apart! THEN why don't we have backup resources!! Why would the project fall apart if I take off!!!!!!
Edit: o yeah another funny thing. My manager tells me they can't make the t shirt bc the entire organization has their guidelines and standards so I wasted my afternoon on that thingie. Why do I even bother.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE THERE WAS A BLOG WITH THE URL MUN THAT IT WOULD TAG LMFAO
oops, sorry 😂
{ GHFJDKSLDKFJGH I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMAO
rip that person, they're gonna get a notification and be like "wtf"
EDIT: apparently that blog has been abandoned since 2008, so either they will never see the notification, or them getting the notification will be 10x funnier }
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As I’m sure many of you have heard of Botnik’s “Predictive Writer” tool. It’s been widely used to create some beautiful masterpieces such as de-facto AI-generated erotica or the famous “Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash”. You basically plug in a source text for it to take specific words and phrases from and then use word it suggests to (hopefully) construct sentences that make SOME kind of sense. Kind of like auto-correct. Just better.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, may I present to you, THE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN SECRET INVADER ZIM EPISODE “CURLY FRIES OF JUDGEMENT”. Enjoy.
[Ep2]
This fuckin...cracks me up so hard istg. I can’t stop laughing at this. ZIM. MY KITTEN. SHHH.
#(I edited some of the formatting and added some punctuation to make it more comprehensible)#My absinthe-drunk kraut brain is making less englishy sense than the fucckin AI rn lmfao#I'm just gonna hope my boozed up mind isn't making this funnier than it actually is#IZ#Invader Zim#ai generated#dib membrane#zadr#<FUCKING SOMEHOW??#I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT ZADR. THE BOT DID IT.#Professor Membrane#botnik
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spruce! another question for YouTube video or you can answer on tumblr, up to you. the other day you were posting about Mabel and out of curiosity I gave it a listen and now I’m obsessed! And I just saw you post about Penumbra, which i listened to quite a bit back in college with a friend. Do you have any other podcast recs for your followers? Or maybe some podcasts that are on your “to-listen” list that you haven’t gotten around to yet?
i'm gunna answer this here bc i think a list format would be!!! beneficial and i do not trust my video editing skills to be high level enough to put things on top of the drawings i'm doing yet lmfao
asterisks are FAVS!!
1*- YES mabel is SO good i love mabel SO much i'm so excited you're enjoying yourself!!
2- penumbra SLAPS college was the perfect time for listening-- *coyote of the painted plains, train to nowhere, angel of brahma.
3*- actual play podcasts are plentiful and often. full of people who think they are funnier than they are. but dungeons and daddies SLAPS and is SO funny and heartbreaking and SMART about trauma and the cyclical nature of parental abuse and!!! NOT something you'd ever expect to hear from the podcast until suddenly you're bawling
4- for black sails fans i LOVE how fathoms deep analyzes the media like. even people who haven't seen black sails who LOVE hearing thoughtful media criticism. this is a great one.
5- i love inkwyrm. is so cute. devil wears prada in space. i'm not sure how or when or IF it's ended but !! the early stuff is so sweet and fun.
6- nightvale early episodes sculpted me into the story teller i like to think i am. it might just be nostalgia but my body physically unwinds when i hear cecil announce the weather. i'm tearing up a little.
7- wooden overcoats. WHY a person would queerbait in a podcast i DONT know but rudyard is my little vicious baby meow meow and it's a fun listen until you get too hung up on the romance that isn't going to happen.
8*- the vinyl cafe is another nostalgia bad boy for me. canadian story telling !!! GREAT voice on stuart mclean!!!
9- song exploder is cool for vibes and really nice to make music feel !!! approachable and DOABLE!! i used to write songs for my dnd campaign bc of thing thing it was a blast
10*- media critic youtubers that count as podcasters bc i love listening to them: •khadija mbowe • BREADSWORD • @ladyknightthebrave (whose new pacific rim video was SO good and i watched it with my friends this morning and we talking about it for. full hours.) • yhara zayd • cj the x • sideways
#reply#long post#alvasmelancholy#these are GOOD FUN TIMES#some AMAZING storytelling and thought and !!!#if anyone has any recommendations to hmu with PLEASE do!!!!!!!#i also like paint making youtube and historical fashion reconstruction if anyone wants lists for that 🥰
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Oh, Incorrect Quotes Generator
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Alana: Anyone d-
Connor: Depressed?
Jared: Drained?
Evan: Dumb?
Alana: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
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This one's a bit more?? Um?? Non-kid friendly TTvTT
Zoe: Guys, is having a penis fun?
Connor: It has its ups and downs.
Evan: It's gets a little hard sometimes.
Jared: IT'S A PAIN IN THE ASS!
Zoe: Jesus fuck, you guys.
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Evan: You're a loose cannon, Jared.
Jared: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe. But a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Alana: I think you play by your own rules.
Zoe: No way, he thinks rules were meant to be broken.
Evan: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jared: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Connor is the real loose cannon.
Connor: *Smashes a chair*
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Evan, trying to convince Connor to join the group: You know... I just thought it'd be good to have someone to come along who's... strong!
Alana: And loud!
Zoe: And grumpy!
Jared: And oblivious to reality!
Connor:
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Alana: What did you guys get in your yearbooks?
Zoe: 'Prettiest smile!' :)
Evan: 'Nicest personality!' :)
Jared: 'Most likely to start a bar fight.'
Connor: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one.'
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Zoe: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Evan: Tubular AF!
Alana: Mood to the max!
Connor, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Jared, just as annoyed: If she breathes she's a square.
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Evan: You KIDNAPPED Connor?! That's illegal!!
Jared: But Evan, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Connor, or destroying our dreams?
Evan: Kidnapping Connor, Jared!!
Zoe: Evan, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these people need you to inspire them!
Evan: What, to KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!
Zoe: To work together!
Evan: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!?!?
Jared: Evan, I thought we both agreed, a stoner is not a people.
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Alana: Evan, stop! This isn't you! You've gone mad with power!
Evan: Well, of course I have.
Evan: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Evan: It's boring.
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Evan: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Jared: What was that??
Evan: Remorse code.
Jared: I'm even angrier at you now.
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Connor, high off his ass: I'm at least 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Evan: But 10 times 0 is just 0.
Zoe: Then I guess the jokes on you, because he can't do math.
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Jared: I can explain.
Evan: Can you?
Jared: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.
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Jared: If you were to vacuum up jello, it'd make a neat noise.
Evan: I beg to differ.
Jared: Then beg.
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Jared: This is such a bad idea.
Evan: Then why are you coming along?
Jared: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this all goes terribly wrong.
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Connor: *Accidentally hits Jared in the face*
Connor: *Can't decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry', and 'Are you okay'*
Connor: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??
Evan: What is wrong with you?!
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Evan: This is bothering me.
Jared: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Evan: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Jared: You're the love of my life, and my best friend. I would do anything for you.
Evan: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Jared: Absolutely not.
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Jared: I was arrested for being too cool.
Connor: The charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence.
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Jared: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Evan: You and me.
Jared, tearing up: Okay.
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Jared: God, give me patience.
Connor: I think you mean strength.
Jared: If God gave me strength, then you'd be double dead.
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Connor: I prevented a murder today.
Alana: Really? How did you do that?
Connor: Self control.
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Jared: I am not out of control! I am a law abiding citizen!
Evan: Name one law.
Jared: Don't kill people?
Evan: That one's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Alana: Whaddaya call a fish with no eye?
Jared, not looking up from his phone: Myxine Circifrons.
Alana:
Alana: A fsh
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Evan: I turned out perfectly fine!
Zoe: This morning you thought a ghost made your toast!
Evan: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN, Y O U DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN-
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Jared: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Evan: Anything, honestly. But nerds especially.
Jared, desperately as Evan bleeds out: YOUR B L O O D TYPE
Evan: Oh! B positive.
Jared: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Evan:
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Evan: It's dark in here...
Jared: Don't worry dude, I've got this
Jared: *Stomps his foot on the ground*
Jared: *Heelies light up*
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Evan: Treat spiders the way YOU want to be treated!
Jared: Killed without hesitation.
Alana & Evan, simultaneously: nO-
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Miguel: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Connor: Okay?
Miguel: And make out during the scary parts.
Connor: The-
Connor: The scary parts-
Connor: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
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Evan: Can you PLEASE be serious for 5 minutes??
Jared: My record is 4, but I think I can do it.
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Evan: So that's my plan.
Jared: Are you fine with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Evan: Sure, go ahead.
Jared: It fucking sucks.
Evan: That's not constructive criticism.
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Jared: Fuck.
Alana: We've got to work on your cursing.
Jared: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Connor: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Evan: What did you do-?
Connor: A MISTAKE-
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Larry, with his back turned: I've been expecting you.
Connor: How did you do that without turning around?
Larry: I'm gonna be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Evan: How petty can you get??
Jared: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Jared: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Alana: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Jared: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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Jared: May I sit there?
Evan: That's my lap.
Jared: That doesn't answer my question, Evan.
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Jared: So.. are we flirting right now?
Connor: I'm LITERALLY stabbing you.
Jared:
Jared: That does not answer the question
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Evan: I'm begging you, please go to the hospital-
Jared: Oh, i'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Jared: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Connor: Do you mean literally or figuratively?
Jared: The fact that I have to specify...
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Evan: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Connor: Oh, you've been?
Evan: Once. In Monopoly.
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Evan: Your right.
Jared: That's... an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Jared: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Connor, high: Wednesay.
Jared: Not what I had in mind, but i'm flexible.
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Alana: Man.. I only ever see you awake. Don't you ever shut down or stop running?
Jared: Oh, i'm always running.
Jared: The question is from what.
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Evan: Top 30 reasons why Evan is super sorry! ..Number 5 might surprise you!
Jared: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!
#deh dearevanhansen evanhansendeh connormurphydeh jaredkleinmandeh alanabeckdeh migueldeh zoemurphydeh larrymurphydeh kleinsen#conman kleinphy incorrectquotes lol
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kingdom ep 8 thoughts
another week, another kingdom episode. let’s go
mayfly winning for dance is predictable as hell but it still pisses me off either way lmfao
i just. it’s the same stuff over and over i really don’t get it
mayfly winning all 3 team matches is also not surprising in the least. performances aside, again, i could’ve told you this before the round even started
like bobby said lets pack our bags yall 😭 i’ve had enough
gosh is fucking right, oh inseong :(((((
after watching this stage again I do like the song a bit more tho. i still don’t really care for it but each of the boys really shined
mayfly vocal team was immaculate. one of the best performances of the whole show so far
no 2ne1 or treasure in that little yg display huh ikon 🤨 jk jk
equating jungle with savage is a bit. i mean i get it but like. yikes
the set is cool tho and the performance is a lot of fun
lisa’s part is so disconnected from the rest of it tho like you could truly edit her out and it would change very little. i wish they had actually incorporated her into the stage. the way it’s done just comes off like, yeah we have the ties to get her so let’s just stick her in the middle so mnet can use her as the thumbnail
which is smart, but still
i get that they needed time to do a costume change but i think they could’ve done something like have her pass each member, give them the golden touch, and then when she’s done, we see them all again in the gold outfits. they just put on jackets so it wouldn’t be that hard
not donghyuk and bobby scissoring their hands im fucking screaming
what are the odds of two groups picking the same group to cover omg. imagine if they had picked the same song i would’ve loved to have seen that honestly
it makes it even funnier that ikon got lisa to come tho bc now its like oh yeah we both covered blackpink but look who actually had blackpink on stage djdjsjd
i get the word play but i don’t think they should’ve done gods menu again, even if it was just a little reference
girl thats a RICE COOKER i thought it was a fucking bomb omgggg
i already mentioned how im sick of the heist shit but i like the way they decided to play with it here, mostly with the deadpool stuff and felix jumping through the lasers
chan’s 4th wall break was fantastic i loved that. and the ant man reference
i don’t know how the fuck this keeps happening but i swear these groups are given like 5 concepts or elements total and asked to pick one for each stage they do
skz and ikon both doing blackpink songs and both having tv/movie style elements down to using remotes to turn off the camera like im not accusing anybody of stealing each other’s shit but the amount of overlap just in general on this show is reaching ridiculous status
please this and rhythm ta both end exactly the same atz and skz really made for each other
i am SO excited for SF9 MOVE NEXT WEEK !!! AND TBZ MONSTER COME ON !!!!
so those new judges were pointless right? i don’t think they’re judging for part 2 bc we didn’t see any kind of reaction shots. this is really so annoying. mnet if you don’t SHOW US how these people are voting ??? what was the point if they don’t even get to explain their voting process?? i’m not saying u need to show every single person but at least a few of them?? its not even good exposure for those rookies bc every time we cut back to them i was like oh fuck i forgot they were even here. christ.
#also these groups truly are not viewing these stages criticallly LMFAOOOO#like that’s fine i guess but they truly do not have anything negative to say ever about these stages#and it’s not like mnet would show that (i mean i guess they would for the drama) but like#idk i guess when ur in that atmosphere you’re more inclined to have a good time#kingdom#kingdom legendary war
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bnha secret identity au
a while back (like over a year ago) some friends and i were talking about a bnha au where theyre more classic Teen Superheroes With Secret Identities. that chatlog is under the cut.
ShriekingSisterhood
BAKUGO WOULD NEVER COMPLIMENT AN HERO BESIDES HIMSELF, EVEN IF HIS IDENTITY WAS SECRET
dataghost
lmfao yeah
cassetticon
bakugous identity would only be secret for like 5 minutes
starsinger
jsdfidksbgj
fuck
ShriekingSisterhood
Someone: Idk ingenium is kinda shit
starsinger
thats. reayyly funny to contemplate actually
cassetticon
"WOW KING OF EXPLODOKILLS WHOS THAT SOUNDS LIKEA COOL GUY"
dataghost
exactly like the end of iron man
ShriekingSisterhood
Bakugo emerging from a nearby dumpster: ye totally but you know whos the fucking coolest LORD EXPLOSION MURDE
cassetticon
yeah
ShriekingSisterhood
In secred id au everyone knows bakugos id
not even bc he bragged about it or anything hes just his own #1 fan
cassetticon
yeah
starsinger
also he cant hide his hair
ShriekingSisterhood
WHAT IF HIS CITIZEN DISGUIZE IS HIS BEST JEANIST HAIR
cassetticon
holy fuck
dataghost
god hed just be. dead inside
ShriekingSisterhood
oh god, oh man, okay this might be dilly but
everyone in secret id au knows bakugo is lord explosion murder
)drmatic pause, lifts finger for effect)
except kirishima
cassetticon
WOW
starsinger
aughdshfjdfsdgh
cassetticon
YEAH,
ShriekingSisterhood
who is so fucking cursed
THAT HE HAS A CRUSH ON BOTH OF THEM
dataghost
oh nooooooooo
starsinger
HHAHAHAHAHAH OH NOOOOOOOO
ShriekingSisterhood
WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEY ARE THE SAME AWFUL BOY
starsinger
EYAYHH
cassetticon
SCREAMS
ShriekingSisterhood
Kirishima to his jock pal Uravity: I dunno like I like both of them so much like, I can't figure out which one to like, ask to punch me??
cassetticon
jesus
starsinger
haugh.
dataghost
god unfortch
cassetticon
ochako is trying very hard to figure out how to tell him
ShriekingSisterhood
Kirishima: it's impossible to choose between them
dataghost
man bakugou is like . barely even disguised in his costume
and kirishima still has no clue
cassetticon
yeah thats the best part
ShriekingSisterhood
Kirishima: I love them both equally but for different reasons
starsinger
spiff this is the worst
i love it
ShriekingSisterhood
EVEN ZAP BOY KNOWS
BUT NOT KIRISHIMA
starsinger
god. i want to see the HIJINKS
cassetticon
same. god
ShriekingSisterhood
bonus points if Bakugo honestly believes he has most people fooled
starsinger
kirishima accidentally schedules a study date with bakugou at the same time red riot has a training session with king of explodokills
ShriekingSisterhood
FUCK
cassetticon
screams
starsinger
i dont know how this happens. i could see kirishima doing it but i feel like bakugou keeps better track of his schedule than that but
cassetticon
i mean bakugou is also under the curse's thrall
dataghost
wait so does bakugou know kirishima is red riot
starsinger
did he get........... Flustered
ShriekingSisterhood
omg
starsinger
its funnier if no i think
but
ShriekingSisterhood
he got flustered
dataghost
i feel like bakugou knows like no one's secret identities because he just doesnt fucking care
starsinger
yeah
ShriekingSisterhood
MAYBE HE THOUGHT KIRISHIMA WAS DOING IT ON PURPOSE
cassetticon
yeah
thats good
@ jane
ShriekingSisterhood
oh no i like that much better
he doesn't even fucking know
cassetticon
kirishima might be the only exception tho just bc of how obnoxious he is in and out of costume
ShriekingSisterhood
the only one he knows is deku and he hates that he knows it
cassetticon
wow yeah
ShriekingSisterhood
hes constantly trying to unknow it
dataghost
god
starsinger
wheich is really funny because, again, theres not even a DISGUISE COMPONENT to kirishimas costume
cassetticon
YEAH
HIS WHOLE FACE AND TORSO IS JUST OUT THERE
starsinger
YEAH FJKDFKJKJFD
ShriekingSisterhood
HIS ABS, OUT THERE
dataghost
okay i feel like in a real secret id au they would put SOME more efffort,
maybe he has a mask
cassetticon
i Guess so
but thats not as funy
ShriekingSisterhood
what if bakugo thinks tetsu tetsu is red riot
dataghost
but the abs are still Exposed
sdfllkfdajslkjsfdjlkfdsjlsfdl;kj
cassetticon
holy fuck
ShriekingSisterhood
bc he can't be assed to tell the hard boys apart
starsinger
bakugou finally figures it out when he finally sees kirishima shirtless when theyre at the gym
cassetticon
SCREAMS
ShriekingSisterhood
FUCK!!!
THIS IS THAT GOOD SHIT!!
cassetticon
HED KNOW THOSE ABS ANYWHERE
ShriekingSisterhood
BAKUGO GLANCING OVER AT HIS BRO WHILE THEY DO SOME CURLS IN THE GYM AND HIS CROP TOP RIDES UP AND BAKUGO'S WATER BOTTLE INSTANTLY BOILS AND EXPLODES
RIGHT IN HIS HAND
starsinger
i think the concept of 'its a secret identity au but that just means they slap a tiny domino mask on but it somehow works' is great. but so is the concept of 'they have their canon costumes with no fuckgin disguise components whatsoever but none of them know ANYWAY'
also concept tho: kirishima's superhero costume is his old emo makeup
dataghost
he just starts yelling at kirishima immediately and kirishima is just like "keep it DOWN we're in a PUBLIC GYM!!!! its supposed to be a secret!!!!! :("
ShriekingSisterhood
HFGDFH
cassetticon
holy shit vera
i love this
ShriekingSisterhood
okay but what if bakugo is like "if kirishima is red riot then he obviously figured out my secret identity way before all this"
cassetticon
i love ex-emogoth kirishima
starsinger
aAaaAAAHAHGHGH
cassetticon
OHHHH MY GOD
BAKUGOU JUST TAKES IT AS A GIVEN THAT KIRISHIMA KNWOS
ShriekingSisterhood
"How did he outsmart me, how did he figure it out"
KIRISHIMA DOESN'T KNOW A FUCKING THING MY GUY
dataghost
god what if bakugou assumes like. kirishima was doing study dates & stuff with him BECAUSE of his secret identity
starsinger
ghhh OD
ShriekingSisterhood
YEAH
cassetticon
im dying of thks
ShriekingSisterhood
"HE WAS SENDING ME A MESSAGE?? WAS IT A THREAT? A CHALLENGE"
starsinger
this is so ooo oo good
ShriekingSisterhood
NO, THIS HARD BOY IS JUST, A BIG MESS
OH MY GOD
WHAT IF,
kirishima: fuck now that bakugo knows im red riot what if he sees me flirting with lord explosion murder and gets pissed
dataghost
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
cassetticon
screams
starsinger
hhfdhdhfhfhHDFHFDHFHDHDFHDF
he stops flirting with lord explosion murder so much and bakugous like
pissed
ShriekingSisterhood
THE BOY IS SIMPLY TOO CURSED TO LIVE
cassetticon
god. yeah
bakugou: hes playing me like a fool again(edited)
dataghost
i mean we're assuming bakugou noticed the flirting in the first place
ShriekingSisterhood
kirishima, meanwhile a 100% genuine no playing about it fool ass fool
fuck, since bakugo thinks all interraction is rivalry
maybe he thinks like, kirishima no longer considers him an opponent or something??
cassetticon
oh. my god
yeah.
starsinger
yah its something like that
cassetticon
"you think youre too good for me now huh"
ShriekingSisterhood
so his pride is hurt, and also the deep subconscious tender part of him thats gay is hurt too
starsinger
he cant quite articulate his actual feelings hes just like
Pissed
dataghost
yeah
ShriekingSisterhood
Kirishima: (stops flirting)
Bakugo: I don't know what this is but i know how i feel about it: furious beyond articulation
starsinger
god i just thought about tsuyu for a second and im fdjkfdjfd
shes just a frog
ShriekingSisterhood
god,
starsinger
in both civilian and superhero forms. but its liek. no one thinks its weird
ShriekingSisterhood
good
dataghost
yeah sometimes youre just a frog, nbd
doesnt necessarily have anything to do with you being Popular Hero Froppy, nope
ShriekingSisterhood
sometimes 2 people are just frogs and that doesn't mean anything
maybe people assume tsuyu got into being a frog bc she likes Froppy
dataghost
just unrelatedly, frogs
starsinger
yeah! exactly
oh my god spiff
ShriekingSisterhood
and shes like (internally flustered) KERO
maybe its just like how there are, horse girls and dolphin girls in ever high school
dataghost
are you implying horse girls and dolphin girls are literally part horse & part dolphin in the bnha universe
ShriekingSisterhood
Is there are reason for them not to be
HEY THO... WHAT ABOUT THE BNHA STUDENTS LIKE GOSSIPING SUSPICIOUSLY... ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER SEE ALL MIGHT SENSEI IN HIS CIVILIAN FORM
like, assuming the teachers/adults are open abt their secret identities at the school
they're like "we've seen everyone out of hero mode except all might.... does he not have a civilian life"
Deku: (sweating)
dataghost
all might is extra secretive bc he's so like...."Gotta Be The Symbol Of Peace!!! No one can know i am a real human EVER!!!!!!"
ShriekingSisterhood
Student sees Greeblin Might like: "Oh are u that zombie hero"
yes but also in my head its that, they expect civilian all might to be buff
theres no extremely fucking unbelieably buff guy roaming the halls or in the teachers lounge or in town or anything
dataghost
yeah but even before his injury maybe he was like,
projected a super-super image like superman, like ~im not a civilian when im not heoring i live in My Special Secret Lair~ or soemthing
starsinger
god now im thinking about the logistics of this and its SO FUNNY that like every superhero in the entire town is at taht school. either as a teacher or as a student
dataghost
what if its not even a hero school
its just a regular ass school but everyone just HAPPENS to go there
starsinger
oh yeah like superman being like 'oh yeah i live in the fortress of solitude at the north pole'
YEAH EXACTLY
dataghost
yeah yeha
ShriekingSisterhood
oh my god
All Might: I live in a fortress of solitude in the alps and no once can see it with eyes
dataghost
all-might trying to live his civilian life pre-injury when he was always buff is so funny then tho
people keep asking him if he's all might and he's like no! look my hair doesnt stick up!
starsinger
KJFDJSDG
GOD
ShriekingSisterhood
All Might, ten minutes later: (buying milk at the local grocery and fucking up the self checkout)
oh my god... secret buff all might is so good
its the superman glasses type effect
starsinger
'that cant be all might hes not smiling real big'
thats the extent of all mights acting skills
ShriekingSisterhood
maybe he gets a giant tshirt that says "pessimism" so no one can possibly identify him as a civillian
dataghost
sdaljkdjsakljlaksd
starsinger
akjsfjdjf
ShriekingSisterhood
"bad mood" t shirt
dataghost
i feel like he does a bunch of comics-type secret identity stuff to cover up his civilian id but its all super flimsy
like, obviously fake glasses, a shirt like that
maybe a fake mustache
starsinger
FDSDJKLFSDKJLKJL
NOOOOOO
cassetticon
and it all works
starsinger
ALL MIGHT WHIT A FAKE MUSTACHE IS AWFULLLL
dataghost
the glasses dont even have lenses theyre just a frame
cassetticon
he gets a mustache like mics bc he thinks its Cool
dataghost
its not even a blonde mustache. its like brown and OBVIOUSLY doesnt match his hair
everyone just assumes he dyes it
starsinger
he bought non-prescription glasses but one of the lenses got knocked out but he keeps wearing them
they have One Lens
dataghost
fsljdljdfs;jlfsd;
cassetticon
i love him
god
starsinger
m2
ShriekingSisterhood
what if the mustache is attached to the glasses like groucho style
dataghost
(i thought for a second about nighteye being one of the first outside the One For All lineage to know all might's civilian id and . augh)
starsinger
god i was like 'ok i have to think about todoroki now' but now i have feelings and im lie k. Put It Back :arrow_lower_left: dot jpeg
augh jane
ShriekingSisterhood
phantom of the opera shit
thats todoroki's hero disguise
dataghost
there's a fake nose on the glasses too and it barely fits overhis actual nose
ShriekingSisterhood
actually hes just covered half in ice
starsinger
oh nevermind i remembered his caonn hero costume is like
ShriekingSisterhood
so thats fine
starsinger
a plumber suit
dataghost
a plumber
starsinger
post sports arc
dataghost
what if thats his civilian job
and he just doesnt change clothesx
starsinger
gadhdhfg
noooo
ShriekingSisterhood
what civilian job does all might have
maybe he pretends to be gran torino's home health aid
starsinger
if eel like he Didnt Have One until meeting izuku. true to canon
dataghost
i was like "office job" but then realized i was literally just thinking of mr incredible at the beginning of the incredibles
starsinger
at which point he became an absolutely awful teacher
dataghost
o h noooo
starsinger
ghjdkfujfj
ShriekingSisterhood
god,,,m wow
what does he ever teach if its not a hero school
PHYS ED
dataghost
omfg
ShriekingSisterhood
HES THE SCRAWNIEST GYM TEACHER OF ALL TIME
dataghost
vjlgsdjkldfskljfsjsfj;kf;sdkjfsdkdsk;jflk
he gives GREAT inspirational speeches tho
starsinger
hujks FUK
ShriekingSisterhood
BUT LIKE AT THE SAME TIME, HE CAN LIKE LIFT AN ENTIER POMMEL HORSE WITH ONE HAND
god
what if they don't even have a sports team
so theres no games to give relevant inspirational speeches at
so hes just like, doing them at random
when he sees an in
dataghost
just at the beginning of each class
or whenever The Mood Strikes
question: is class 1b at the same school or are they Rival Schools
ShriekingSisterhood
fuck,,, both are so good
dataghost
imagine Rival School Student Monoma sneaking into their school to ~infiltrate~
ShriekingSisterhood
i like rival schools
because monoma like, steals their mascot
and kendo brings it back
dragging him over to apologise
but also i love the idea of him trying to infiltrate his own fucking school
starsinger
the concept of 'rival schools but aslo they dont have sports teams' is SOOO good
mathletes competitions get REAL intense
ShriekingSisterhood
just because A1 got the better homeroom classroom
and he wants it
oh my god intense matheletes
starsinger
science olympiad. band and choir competions.
cassetticon
MARCHING BAND AU IM HERE
ShriekingSisterhood
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, LEE SUMMON
starsinger
ok whats the funniest sport to have if you can only have One Sport at ur school
ShriekingSisterhood
frisbee
starsinger
fall sport: ultimate frisbee
winter sport: fencing (? probably there is a funnier sport but ive got nostalgia)
spring sport: ultimate frisbee again
no
winter sport: ultimate frisbee... on ice
ShriekingSisterhood
fencing is too dignified is my concern
cassetticon
i love this concept
ShriekingSisterhood
YES
starsinger
eyah exactly spiff
ShriekingSisterhood
maybe winter sport was like curling
but no one liked it so they turned it into ice ultimate frisbee
starsinger
altho like. one time my friend spilled gatorade on the mesh of his mask and had to fence with gatorade on it and couldnt see shit
and won the bout
so
dignity is relativw
ShriekingSisterhood
wow, amazing,
OKAY BUT
TODOROKI KILLING IT AT ICE ULTIMATE FRISBEE
starsinger
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAGUHGHFDHJFD
cassetticon
WOW
starsinger
ok no
ShriekingSisterhood
BUT BEING LIKE MEDIOCRE IN THE FALL AND SPRING
starsinger
consider
ShriekingSisterhood
AND NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND WHY
starsinger
todoroki.... being really disappointed
that curling isnt a thing anymore
ShriekingSisterhood
OH NO,,, HES BE SO GOOD AT IT....
his bitterness drives his ice frisbee prowess
starsinger
yeah not even using powers hes ujust like You Have To Understand The Ice
cassetticon
aw....
ShriekingSisterhood
the best thing about this is bakugo is so competitive that he'd join every sports even if it sucked just to win
starsinger
I Understand The Ice. and just not understanding why everone doesnt think curling is the best
ShriekingSisterhood
so bakugo is essentially Forced to play frisbee
cassetticon
yeah. god
ShriekingSisterhood
im crying.... ice understanding hand crusher
starsinger
i think hed be legit way into ultimate frisbee but fuckign hate ice frisbee but
play it anyway
he and todoroki were like the only people on the curling team and bakugou was AWFUL at it and HATED todoroki for it
ShriekingSisterhood
wow thats some real shit there
cassetticon
im crying this is so good
ShriekingSisterhood
actually i would add iida to the curling team
he also likes Understanding The Ice
starsinger
awwwwww
ShriekingSisterhood
and its a lot of speed and velocity and such considerations
which is actually relevant for his power
starsinger
mmmm true
ShriekingSisterhood
hey does iida just wear bigass pants to hide his engine legs
dataghost
was Iowa's bro also on the curling team....he joins cause he was Inspired and Wants To Live Up To Him
ShriekingSisterhood
like all the time, in v=civilian form
starsinger
sjffjdk.
maybe so.
ShriekingSisterhood
does he wear leg warmers in the summer
starsinger
AUGHGHDFH
dataghost
but then the curling team gets cut off before iida can win The Big Trophy and :(
starsinger
i feel like long skirt is more practical for this
oh noo
ShriekingSisterhood
honestly yeah
i love bnha: shittiest sports anime ever au
cassetticon
same
ShriekingSisterhood
hey is present mic supposed to be secret identity in this au too
bc i honestly cant see that
cassetticon
definitely not
dataghost
I feel like he's one of those like, celebrity heroes
cassetticon
yea
ShriekingSisterhood
besides the overall distinctiveness
he just, could not shut up about it, on his public radio show so,
cassetticon
yeah exactly.
dataghost
EYAH
plus like. it only gets the show BETTER ratings so why hide it
ShriekingSisterhood
what if hes married to Aizawa but Aizawa made him choose between being maried to civilian guy Aizawa or Eraserhead
starsinger
what if hes a celebrity hero with a radio show. and then has a civilian identity as an english teacher
ShriekingSisterhood
bc Aizawa's identity is mega secret
dataghost
god aizawa would hate all the attention either way
ShriekingSisterhood
omg
dataghost
I feel like he doesn't even want eraserhead to be a super well known hero
cassetticon
i mean thats just real in canon
ShriekingSisterhood
Aizawa, sick of the attention, tells Mic to fake his death at the hands of like a villain
"it will be good for ur show ratings"
cassetticon
he canonically does hate publicity and does not want to be known by anyone
ShriekingSisterhood
"no one bothers the dead"
dataghost
omfg
ShriekingSisterhood
or maybe the relationship is still secret but they can't ever go out anywhere bc Mic gets so easilly recognized
dataghost
Mic has so much fun pretending to be dramatically mourning his dead civilian husband
ShriekingSisterhood
"PRO HERO CELEB PRESENT MIC, SPOTTED BUYING DINNER FOR LOCAL HOMELESS MAN, AMAZING GENEROSITY"
dataghost
egjbvjjgb kon k
starsinger
FGHDJAFJ AUSFJG NOOO
ShriekingSisterhood
Re: mic mourning his dead civilian husband
hes like,
"OH IF ONLY HE HAD BEEN A SUPER TOO"
"IF ONLY HE HAD THE POWER TO, SAY, ERASE OTHER PEOPLES POWERS, HE NEVER WOULD HAVE COME TO THIS SAD FATE"
dataghost
Aizawa is just glaring Murder at him
ShriekingSisterhood
"ALSO HERES THE NEW TOP HIT FROM POP GROUP "Q 5" ITS QUITE A BOP LISTENERS"
"ITS HELPING ME GET OVER MY DEPRESSION, FROM THE, EAD HUSBAND"
starsinger
god
ShriekingSisterhood
What if present mics so bad at acting that people think he murdered his fake dead husband
cassetticon
holy fuck
starsinger
now im like. ideeply want to see the many subplots that are jsut 'iida has to deal with the time conflict between mathletics and curling'
hfdjkf
ShriekingSisterhood
what if thru some hilarious misunderstanding all might applied to be the gym teacher but it turned out he was accidentally applying to be the masthletics coach
starsinger
its shenanigans because he tries to do both of them at the same time because hes like 'i have superspeed itll be fine' its Not Fine
IJADIJ;LDFSAJLKDFKJLFDJKL NOOOOOOOOO
ShriekingSisterhood
"I thought you meant you needed a Male Athletics Coach??? M Athletics"
dataghost
he doesnt know shit about math so his only coaching contribution is like Pep Talks
starsinger
yES
all might giving INSPIRING PEP TALKS
to the mathletes
ShriekingSisterhood
"GUYS, SOMETIMES THE SINE OF A NUMBER, IS THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ALONG THE WAY"
starsinger
which end up being coached by. iida
dataghost
beuatiufl...
iida ends up stepping up as like, Team Captain Who Actually Can THelp People Train Math
starsinger
momo is in charge of the science olympiad
and also the science bowl
ShriekingSisterhood
"REACH FOR THE LIMIT, WHICH THERE IS NONE, BUT I GUESS IN MATH SOMETIMES THERE IS, BUT OTHERWISE"
starsinger
the ONLY LIMIT... IS THE LOWER LIMIT!
dataghost
theres only 1 sport but there's Many different Nerd-Offs
starsinger
yea exactly
its really funny bc its the opposite of canon where everyone is jocks even if theyre nerds
ShriekingSisterhood
everyone is nerds even if theyre joks....
finally balance
starsinger
yea...
dataghost
kaminari tries to start some kind of Movie Club as an excuse to just slack off and watch movies during club time
but then the nerds invade it and it turns into a big Trivia Game thing and kaminari just puts his head in his hands
cassetticon
He Tried
starsinger
uhghfjfd
ShriekingSisterhood
the one jock-exclusive
starsinger
and kirishima i think
ShriekingSisterhood
yeah,,,, god kirishima
cursed boy
dataghost
pats him
starsinger
i love him so much'
ShriekingSisterhood
i love him also....
dataghost
remember how bakugou joined all the sports teams just bc he could. kirishima joins all the sports teams independently bc its manly
and then bakugou assumes he's like, trying to compete with him
ShriekingSisterhood
ooooh my god
starsinger
sdfghj
ShriekingSisterhood
real
starsinger
kirishima tries to bond w bakugou abt not being good at curling and bakuogu is like hOw Dare You
ShriekingSisterhood
THIS IS THE WORST NEG OF MY LIFE
starsinger
'man how is todoroki sO good at this i dont get it'
'DIE'
dataghost
god rip kirishima
Too Cursed To Live
ShriekingSisterhood
the best thing is that when bakugo is like "ill destroy you, ill punch ur face" kirishima is just like "fyes uck me UP bro"
he 100% knows what hes getting into
starsinger
i really like the idea of bakugou bein g like ill fuck you AND todoroki up. about curling
when he cant like
skate yet
ShriekingSisterhood
hsfhdjh
hes still holding on to the bar at the edge of the rink
starsinger
ok i just looked it up and curling does not actually use skates
but
ShriekingSisterhood
talking about how hes going to be indispuitable number one curler
starsinger
eyah
dataghost
while lying on his face having fallen down
starsinger
hey guys. guys. guys does a villain attack the ice rink
and somehow it means they have to cooperate and learn a leson about teamwork
and skating pysics
but it doesnt SUPER work but it works a little bit
dataghost
god they have to ~work together~ but also not let any of the others see their powers
starsinger
fcfuki tho they dont know its them so like king explodokill is like 'maybe now i have a mmodicum of respect. for red riot. maybe. a tiny bit' but is still like KIRISHIMA MADE FUN OF ME ABOUT SKATING THO AND I HATE IT
ohhhhh thast good also fdjfdjkdfjk
maybe they have to work together to get to the locker room but wont say why (its bc their costumes r there)
but then the final fight is as hero guys?
dataghost
oo that makes sense that's good
none of them even like, stops to think about the Coincidence chdmxm
except Maybe todoroki
and even he only does like way after the fact
starsinger
yae
fuck i just rmembered izukus hero name and am having a fucking freakout
dataghost
god!!!!!
bakugou is fucking. haunted by it
does he know izuku's secret id when he picks it or does he find out later
starsinger
?
dataghost
like . when izuku picks the name "deku" does bakugou know yet or no
i guess this question makes less sense in this au
cause like how could he be a hero if he doesnt have a hero name yet
starsinger
i think maybe its
izuku introduces himself as the hero deku for the first time and thats when bakugou realizes that that new hero whos been running around........ is . izuku
and obvsly Flips the Fuck Out
dataghost
ghhhhhgggghh
starsinger
i think. u kno the flash onto bakugou and urarakas faces
i think id want to keep that
but with the added 'oh shit thats izuku'
context from the au
dataghost
goddddd
for uraraka too?
like is she Also just finding out
starsinger
mmmmmmaybe
maybe not actually
yeah idk depends how deep the hijinx run lol. how long izuku was determined to Not Tell Anyone About Hero Shit
dataghost
feel like it could be A Long While cause he'd feel like he'd have to be secretive For All Might
starsinger
yeahhh exactly...
altho if superheroes are a big thing but secret identities are a bigger thing it might be Less secretive
bc like. theres no inherent connection between 'a new superhero appears' and 'all might'
dataghost
but I feel like izuku would be nervous anyway
starsinger
yeah for sure
dataghost
and he's v strategic & thoughtful so I feel like he'd Understand The Importance Of Secret Identity and be like "no one ever!!!!"
starsinger
yeahh That rings true for me ithink
i was just like 'if 'quirkless izuku' and 'hero deku' arent inherently connected bc Every Civilian Secret Identity Is Quirkless then its not as big a deal
dataghost
yeah also fair
so are quirks way rarer in this au?
starsinger
but ur right that all might def has the No One Can Know Im Human thing
and izuku would also probably
i dont know if quirks are Rarer or if theyre just hilariously secret even tho literally most of the population has one
and many of them are very visible
dataghost
what if like. quirklessness is rare but everyone's civilian id is still quirkless
and everyone just. d oesnt notice
starsinger
tsuyu: yeah im quirkless. kero.
dataghost
also like. Basically everyone who's quirkless is actually a hero in disguise
but no one puts the dots together
starsinger
just had the thought 'i really like bnha superhero au' and fuckgin died
#mine#secret identity au#bakugou katsuki#kirishima eijirou#kiribaku#uraraka ochako#kaminari denki#midoriya izuku#tetsutetsu tetsutetsu#asui tsuyu#all might#sir nighteye#todoroki shouto#gran torino#monoma neito#kendou itsuka#iida tenya#erasermic#present mic#aizawa shouta
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Prompt: Explain how you’ve changed to your a friend you haven’t spoken to in a while
It’s been a while and I know that’s on me. I hope that you’re doing well and happy. Anyway I know I’m supposed to talk about me so…
I think that I’m finally happy..! When we were in high school it was a lot of hanging out without any worries, wondering what the future held, etc. I’m here now! Crazy.
I’m different? I guess. I still laugh at random shit and I’m certain you would have found them funny as well. I’m still just as easy going and trivia driven. I still love animals; I don’t think much of my core has changed much tbh. I’d like to think that I’m still as funny, if not funnier than before.
I continue to ride off of my own coattails of how smart people think I am. I’ve always been a coast-er though, so not sure if that’s different. I’m trying to be more driven than I used to be. Can you believe I got into the #6 pharmacy school in the US? And I’m in a field where many simply put their hands up and give in. I’m actually trying… wild I know.
It will always be hard for me to kick the high I get from others’ validation, but I’m trying. Now that I met my soulmate, I’m not as needy as I once was. I think that’s what was missing from my life. I know that put a strain in my relationships in the past.
April 21 10:40pm Edit:
As I'm rereading this post, I forgot to mention that I miss you. I miss our friendship. I'm really sorry that I got lost along the way and that I wasn't the friend you deserved. I wish I could have done better. Even just the bare minimum, quite frankly.
I was a shitty friend and I can't say that enough... I hope someday you'll forgive me and that we can reconnect. I even contacted MTV's ghosted lmfao. I hope you're alright buddy.
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Some indoor hobbies include crochet, coloring a Pokémon coloring book, depression, needle work, having an existential crisis while thinking about gender, cooking, becoming nonverbal after the forced coming out to your dad went poorly, and baking. Atleast that’s been my experience!
oh hell yeah. i gotta be honest i forgot what i posted to prompt this sort of response but i love you. you sound like a dope ass person with dope ass interests. sorry to hear about how ur coming out to ur dad went and the stress its caused you. if it means anything you really are cool as hell based off this paragraph alone and i <3 u
EDIT: OH WAIT i think this was in reference to the post about indoor hobbies? if so thank you for the recs!! but thats even funnier to me bc its like you tried to tell me in the first few words and absolutely no bells went off. i was as lost as ever lmfao. but im with you friend.
idk how to convince myself to do anything other than be depressed and/or anxious lol. the hardest part i think is in beginning every hobby is forcing yourself to do something youre uncomfortable with which for me makes it feel like a chore... i wish i was immediately good at things.
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