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dark-sappho · 2 years

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yeah.

#i am not immune to video essays about obscure topics #personal

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sadclowncentral · 2 years

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my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

#i read the words 'string theory' and i am overcome with despair similar to what ancient farmers felt after witnessing a solar eclipse #no THANK you

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puffins-and-bears · 2 years

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#hello all i know i havent been very active on tumblr lately even tho i usually am #i just got a new job and it is keeping me VERY busy and i'm always rlly tired @ the end of the day #so i may not be as active as i usually am for. a while.#hope yall are doing well!!#puffin chirps #UPDATE/EDIT: yes i'm the one that took the pic and yes that is my hand. the little shit tried to bite me.#35k #40k

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beholdingslut · 2 years

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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

#insects tw #like i am obsessed

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powdermelonkeg · 2 years

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So my roommate doesn’t like swears. They make her uncomfortable, so when I send her memes, I do my best to censor out any swears in them so she can enjoy them as much as I do.

I was trying to send her this meme

So I went to censor it into the final form in MS paint

Simple process, just set the secondary color to black

Highlight

And cut

Then copy and paste edited meme.

Which I did.

Except.

I forgot to copy the whole meme

So my roommate, whom I love dearly, just got a notification on her phone that only said

#roommate shenanigans #i. am torn between apologies and laughing right now #swearing tw

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kalofi · 3 years

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forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

#I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED AND HORRIFIED GUYS #I WAS LIKE PHANTOMS??? OUT TO GET ME??? TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE?????#i thought 1.13 meant like. 1:13 am or some shit 😭😭😭#so like after three days at 1:13 the ghouls and goblins would start appearing #i may be stupid

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thunderpibb · 2 years

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something all children covet is the generic black t-shirt with white skull worn by cartoon teenagers

#my solution is a the punisher movie 2004 shirt i took from my mom #but now im just a guy walking around in a ripped sleeves punisher shirt #i am going to start blocking everyone that tags the guy from the superhero anime his shirt is fucking UGLY

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quiteaquoteboard · 2 years

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#lol #funny #funny quotes #not mine #in which i am janet

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pastlight · 2 years

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#gävle goat #gavlebocken #it's 6 am and i can't sleep so y'all getting this #pas post

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spiderversegf · 2 years

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i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

#🍜#small joys #it is good to be alive !! it is good and i am trying so hard to rmr that #🧷#also this is #ok to rb #if u feel so called

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lokidokeyartichoki · 2 years

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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

#true fact I did read an entire chapter book by one of those souvenir light up pens #because my parents told me it was lights out and I wanted to finish my book #also I remember drinking monster at like 2 am in high school because my body speed ran that shit and it exhausted me right to sleep #90s adhd kids made do #WhY dOnT yOu HaVe A nOrMaL cIrCaDiAn RhYtHm #I DUNNO DEBBA MAYBE MY BRAIN HAS NEVER MADE THE SLEEP JUICE #ppl be like ‘oh just go to bed early’ without realizing I will NOT sleep unless I’m tired regardless of effort #izzy at home #that late night bullshit

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pjharvey · 2 years

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