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thedigitalvalkerie · 3 months
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SONIC OC BARRAGE GO
Introducing a bunch of my sonic ocs that no one really asked for, but I felt like drawing!
The "Squad of the Future" redux because the squad got bigger
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Each character and a little bit about themselve's under the readmore!
Angel Robotnik-Cemerald the Cat
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The oldest of the squad, being a few hundred years old now, though she lost track a long time ago. She is a clone created by Eggman, using both His and Vick's Dna, made to be the perfect heir to share his eventual kingdom with. ... Well she got his smarts and his love for building, but thats about it. She has to keep her little half brother, Draco, out of trouble.
Draco Johnathan Cemerald-Robotnik the Hedgecat
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The "brains" of the group, 12 year old Draco is the son of Vick Cemerald and Shadow Robotnik. He has a problem with his arrogance, but doesn't hesitate to put himself between his friends and danger. He's constantly bugging his big sisters, both his half sister Angel as well as his full sister Raven. Demetre is his very best friend.
Demetre the Porcupine
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Demetre is Draco's keeper, aka the one to always humble the dumbest smart person he knows. With his ability to fire his quills at a rapid rate, he's more of a long range attacker. He enjoys science, like Draco, though isn't quite on his level.
Henry the Bearded Dragon
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Henry is a quiet kind of guy, usually having his nose in a book or drawing sick comics. He's a tad self conscious about his looks, so he tries to look the part of "bad boy". But with his big heart and stupendous healing abilities, he's a great ally to have.
Kevin the Armadillo and Mesmer the Hedgehog
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Kevin is the literal big brother of the group, with his little Sibling Mesmer always by his side. They may not be the strongest of the squad, but their experiences in life make them invaluable. Mesmer is always reminding everyone that theres time to smile, while Kevin reminds them of responsibility that they all share.
Lexis the Sloth
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Lexis is the powerhouse, with an explosive power to gather potential energy and turn it into kinetic energy. To prevent herself from making a destructive mistake, Lexis prefers to spend her free time sleeping, either in a bed or where ever she can get cozy.
Prince Kappa of the Kingdom of Shells and Princess Marina of the Kingdom of Urchins
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Prince Kappa and Princess Marina are two royals from the same continent, one madly in love with the other. I'll give you three guesses as to which is which. Marina's father, King Marin, wants the two to be wed in order to combine the two kingdoms. Kappa, however, as a single heir to a kingless kingdom, does not want this. He does not like Marina in that way and just wants to be friends who hang out.
Jaque the Hedgehog
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The Dream Walker, Jaque has the ability to enter the astral plane in his sleep as well as the dreamscapes of others. He is incapable of having dreams of his own. Usually he's the therapist of the friend group, unable to help himself on coming upon nightmares when called out to.
Piper the Retriever
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Although not the oldest, Piper has big Mom friend energy, scolding the more irresponsible of the group often. While having no powers to speak of, she has a great sense of leadership though claims that shes no leader. She loves to take care of her friends, especially when they forget to eat, sleep, or sometimes breathe.
Axel the Meerkat
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The strongman, loving to casually show off his strength, Axel has, you guessed it, strength class abilities. He is a mute sort, never seeming to utter a word, though no one really knows why. His best friend Gou seems to understand him regardless.
Gou the Porcupine
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Gou is a Speedster, only able to launch a single quill at a time but with great precision and speed. His best friend Axel tends to keep his class clown attitude in check, but with his big mouth its hard to get out of the tricky situations they get into. He uses a cyber sleeve on his right arm to gather intel, and to also sometimes watch videos on TuYube.
Dr. Nikolia Moore the Tigeress
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Nikolia is the team's Medic, being the only one of them certified with a doctorate in medicine as well as nutritional health. Her deadpan face can be intimidating to most, but her heart is that of a mother. A mother who will rip off the head of something hurting an innocent, a friend, or worse, a child. She is a strong believer in Doctor/Patient Confidentiality, and would never out someone for anything with out asking if it was okay to speak on the matter. She and Angel are Colleagues.
And that's all for now! Thank you for reading thus far.
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chaos-bestie · 1 year
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Welcome to my TMNT blog!
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I'll introduce my AU little by little, but I'll tell you this: It's TMNT 2003 inspired.
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Likes (nice) ≠ Exposure
Reblogs (appreciated) = Exposure
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jacscorner · 2 years
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Well, I've gone off the deep end and made some quick refs for Henry and Jango and their fursonas(?). lol, that's a weird concept, making furry versions of your own OCs. Usually, you go the other way around.
I feel that even though Redwall is a big inspiration, I probably shouldn't use the tag moving forward since,
1. I wanna bleed more into the D&D side of this concept, for however long I'mgonna ride this idea.
2. If you haven't seen a good majority of my stuff, then you should know I tend to delve into adult concepts. And while I don't down that their are Redwall fans who want that, I'm fairly sure that whatever fandom exists here is mostly wholesome. And unlike, ahem, certain other fandoms on this hellsite, I actually like Redwall and wouldn't wanna step on their toes.
I'll get to work on the rest of the party later.
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rulesforthedance · 4 months
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Sir, you are mostly tail. What do you need all that for
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tyrantisterror · 1 year
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The Terf Queen said more heinous shit and listen I’m trying to channel my anger into writing so something positive can be made of it but it was just... really upsetting this time, I mean she did it two days before my fucking birthday it feels personal I know it’s not but jesus, so I’m going to make a bitchy post after midnight because fuck.
YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS HARDCORE ABOUT HERBY PORBER?  HOW FUCKING BORING IT MADE WIZARDS.
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Look at this.  Look at these fucking characters.  They look like fucking fashion models.  They look like they’re about to walk the goddamn runway.  There’s not an ounce of whimsy or fantastical shit here.  These fuckers look like they’re about to announce the start of Universal’s Dark Universe movie franchise, right down to the unnecessary appearance of Johnny Depp.
Wizards in Henry Pansly’s Adventures in Centrism are, with rare exception, people in mostly regular outfits who occasionally point a stick at things to zap it with a laser.  Everything about them is so... toned down and grounded, as if they’re afraid to let wizards look silly.
But looking silly is what makes wizards fucking awesome.
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Look at that fucker, with his extravagant beard and big elaborate bathrobe, floating in fucking space over a dragon rising out of an exploding volcano.  It’s ridiculous, it’s ludicrous, it’s fucking awesome.
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Pew pew sticks?  Fuck that!  An unleashed wizard floats on hexagonal geodes while shooting GODDAMN LIGHTNING from his GODDAMN FINGERTIPS!
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Even mundane shit is rendered ridiculous and magnificent.  Look at this gaudily dressed son of a bitch as he ponders his orb.  Just hanging out with his cat looking at a cool sphere, no big deal, but the theatrics!  the drama!  It’s positively splendiferous, fuck!
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Oh you thought I wouldn’t include some sick Rankin Bass pics while talking about aesthetics in fantasy fiction?  Shame on you, of course I was gonna pull out good ol’ R&B.
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We gotta bring it back!  We can’t let this stand!  We can’t let wizards just be guys in vaguely fancy clothes with pew pew sticks!  They gotta be ludicrous and silly and over-the-top!  They need to shoot lightning from their fingers and cackle madly while holding glowing orbs and rising above a mountain into the heavens themselves while dragons fly underfoot burninating the countryside!  We gotta make them FUCKING CAMP!
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I want to BEHOLD THE GODDAMN WIZARD!  I want wizards to feel like they belong on the side of a van of some shitty heavy metal band!  I want wizards who reside on black velvet paintings and in crappy pewter sculptures that cost as much as a used car!
I WANNA SEE SOME REAL, QUALITY WIZ BIZ!
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(a little more than) six sentences sunday <3
“Hey, Trent,” says Henry, casually, as he carefully continues to color in the elaborate dragon in the adult coloring book his Uncle Beard had gotten him. It’s detailed, and filled with magical creatures ranging from unicorns to kelpies to dragons. That and the very big and varied box of colored pencils, and Henry’s set. “Yes, Henry?” says Trent, and he always sounds kind of warm when he’s talking to people he likes—Henry hadn’t actually realized he didn’t always sound like that until he saw him interacting with a former colleague, since he mostly saw Trent at Richmond or with his dad—but it was still kind of nice to hear. It's also nice that he always listens to Henry. He’s paused what he was writing in his notebook to look up at Henry, even though Henry’s still focused on his coloring page. “You should ask out my dad,” says Henry, selecting the perfect shade of golden-yellow for the dragon’s eyes. Trent, who had been taking advantage of the pause in writing to take a sip of tea while listening, promptly choked on it.
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tildeathiwillwrite · 23 days
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Changing of the Guard
WoW Birthday Whump Event Day 6: Nonhuman whumpee / Reluctant Whumper / "Run!"
WoW Birthday Whump Prompts List
TW: chains, references to past abuse (magic whump), captive
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The cavern was dark, cold, and wet.
This was nothing new, of course, but Arcturus had found that describing every little detail of his prison was better than wallowing in self-pity, as he had for the first few decades of his imprisonment. He had figured out the composition of almost every rock in the cavern wall, tracked the formation of a stalactite, and tested the mineral content of his chains many times over.
Arcturus also knew his captor quite well. When you spend years around the same person, even if you only see them for a few minutes, you pick up things about them.
So when the footsteps echoing from the cave mouth reached his ears, Arcturus knew that a changing of the guard had taken place.
Curiosity piqued, he rose from where he had been examining the most recent patch of wall and crossed the cavern in two bounds, pausing only a couple centimeters from where the mithril chains binding him would pull taut. He could only make out one pair of footsteps. If there was more than one, they would have to be moving in exact unison to trick his senses, a difficult feat for humans to accomplish.
As the footsteps drew closer, the faintest glimmer of light began to reflect off the tiny mineral deposits in the cavern wall. A soft yellow light, nothing like the harsh green of Arcturus’ previous Keeper, a brutal man by the name of Lars. Lars was quick with his spells and would retaliate at the slightest hint of provocation.
Arcturus’ new Keeper was close. He instinctively seated himself on the cold, stone cavern floor. It was a habit forced upon him early in captivity and strictly enforced in the following decades. No doubt the new Keeper had been already trained in the proper protocols in the weeks and months leading up to when he finally took over the position.
Finally, the new Keeper came into view. By the glow of the yellow light hovering above his hand, Arcturus could see he was young for a human. Clean-shaven, or too young to grow a proper beard? Arcturus always had difficulty guessing human ages, but this was unusual. He was much younger than any of his previous Keepers.
The boy wore the same white wizard robes, but his belt was blue instead of the usual black. Or perhaps it was from the color of the light? The same worn leather shoes covered his feet, and his light-colored hair was cut short, close to the scalp. It was a striking difference from his dark brown skin, even with the colored light distorting the colors.
Behind the boy floated the usual meager collection of items for Arcturus’ meals: a tub of water, a small assortment of fruits, and the corpse of a deer. Barely enough to feed a full-grown dragon for a day. But he was used to it.
It was clear the boy was not. At the sight of Arcturus, the blood drained from his face. The food, floating by the force of his magic, wobbled.
Arcturus sighed and muttered the words to a spell he had learned as a hatchling, catching each item before it fell to the floor. Concentrating, he directed everything around the boy, who stood frozen at the mouth of the tunnel, and set it all down within easy reach.
“Do you speak, child?” Arcturus said softly, delicately grasping a melon.
The boy blinked, and the ball of light flickered before brightening. “I… um… I’ve never seen an actual dragon before.”
The melon was a bit overripe, but it was still sweet. Arcturus licked the juice from his claws before responding. “Not many people have. Do you have a name?”
“I… uh… yeah… it’s Henry.”
Arcturus looked the boy up and down a second time. “Lars didn’t train you very much for this role, did he?”
Henry swallowed nervously before shaking his head. “The Dragon Keeper is… um… he’s very sick. Nobody knows why. I don’t know why I was picked to be his replacement—!” He cut himself off and backed up a step. “I-I-I I’m not supposed to be talking to you.”
“Don’t be silly, child,” Arcturus scoffed, “all of the Keepers talked to me. They spoke with cruelty, yes, but rare was the day I was fed in silence.”
“Oh…” Henry fiddled with the long sleeves of his robes. He might have only received them that day when the ‘honor’ of being a Dragon Keeper was officially bestowed upon him. “What’s your name?”
“Arcturus.”
“How… how long have you been here?”
Arcturus cocked his head, thinking as he dragged the deer corpse closer. No mark was on its body, for it had been killed with magic. “Four human lifetimes,” he finally said before tearing into the deer.
It probably would’ve tasted better cooked. Or different. Arcturus had learned the hard way not to use his fire around the Keepers. Unfortunately, the Keepers did not leave until Arcturus had finished his meal, so no attempts at cooking were allowed. But food was food, and the deer was quickly nothing more than bones.
When he finally looked back at Henry, the young wizard had turned even paler, if that was possible for a human. A trace of changeling blood, perhaps? It would explain the hair. “What exactly have you been told that the Keepers do?”
Henry flinched, and the ball of light went out completely. Cursing, he quickly reignited it. “They… uh… they feed the dragon… and they punish it for disobeying. But you haven’t done anything.”
“Lars would’ve considered the floating spell I deployed a few minutes ago reason enough for punishment. Vera, his predecessor, would heat my chains if she thought I breathed rebelliously.”
Henry gaped at his words. “Wha…what? I’m… supposed to do that?”
Arcturus eyed the boy. How did this child, who couldn’t even fathom the punishment exacted by his predecessors, manage to get into this position? Perhaps the Order was becoming lax in its judgment. The conclusion was logical. He’d been their slave for longer than any of the current members have been alive. The most senior of them might barely remember when the valley shook from the force of the second Dragon Keeper’s preferred method of torment.
The boy’s question was met with silence as Arcturus finished his meal. It was all the answer he would need.
When Henry left, the iron tub and the bones of the deer shakily floating after him, Arcturus remained, unmoving, on the stone floor. It wasn’t the training that kept him there but rather the sense that the conversation was far from complete. Henry would be back, likely with more questions.
Arcturus would have little choice but to answer him. He had nothing better to do.
@fourwingedsnake @whumperofworlds
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heartstringsduet · 9 months
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What about from this list michelle: https://www.tumblr.com/ladytessa74/723652683216683008?source=share
An anon asked me this but I'm not taking prompts at the moment so feel free to take: https://www.tumblr.com/ladytessa74/723655016015134720/are-you-taking-those-writing-prompts-for-tarlos?source=share
Thank you Tessa my dear loyal prompter <3333 taking innocent peeks at their partner's phone every once in a while they're scrolling 
There are nights that they just want to have a little ‘me-time.’ Carlos usually cleans or cooks or finds design inspo on Pinterest for the newest loft project.
TK usually plays with Lou II or facetimes a friend, but most often, he scrolls endlessly on his phone. Carlos only sees glimpses of TK’s screen when he vacuums behind the couch, when he sits next to him to read, or when he tests how sucked in TK is into his phone and how many kisses to the back of his neck it takes to draw his attention away. It usually doesn’t take more than three.
TK’s screen is a wonder bag. There are the usual Insta posts from old old friends, though TK had deleted a lot of them and set his account to private a long time ago. But in between, there are Reels of lizards walking around in tiny cowboy hats or bathing or sleeping, influencers promoting an eye cream Carlos is sure will be in their bathroom at some point if Owen’s genes have a word in it, there are Tiktok dances and baby elephants, more lizards, condensed articles of The New Yorker. Occasionally, Carlos will hear someone explain how they made it through recovery and what joy it brings them to stick to it over a year, two, a decade. That’s when he will check in with TK after, feeling a bit less helpless as the months go on and he trusts that TK will know when and what to share with him in his own time. Still, TK always gets an extra hug those days and he will hopefully never question them. Carlos needs them just as much; it’s half pride and joy and half compassion. It’s always anything but filled with love.
Every one in a while, he will find TK scroll and then linger on a photo of a shirtless celebrity, like Henry Cavill. By the third or forth time Carlos might react by being extra passionate in bed after, he has figured out that it might not be an accident that TK always does this when Carlos is close by. It’s okay. Carlos doesn't mind reminding TK what real life has to offer.
Whenever Carlos is on his phone, scrolling through design on Pinterest, TK will put his head on his shoulder and drowsily point at one of the pins and say, “This one?” and Carlos will kiss his head and ask, “Where?”
“Hm. Bathroom?”
“I was thinking our bedroom. Over your bedside table?”
“Okay.”
Other times, TK will come up to kiss his neck from behind when Carlos is reading an article to learn about how to take care of shedding bearded dragons, looks into dealing with trauma, on ways to better deescalate situations for his job, or how to communicate feelings better. These are kisses that make the shame of being caught ease up a bit, because they, like his hugs, are TK’s silent way to share pride, compassion and love. These are peeks they don't ever intent to hide from the other.
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hermanunworthy · 5 months
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!DNDADS S2 EP47 SPOILERS!
welp. todays the day. pray for me guys this could easily be the most upsetting episode of dndads for me. im dreading this so bad
- IS THAT FUCKING HERMIE SINGING???
- I CANT DO THIS
- I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE INTRO TO BE SAD IM SICK IM SICK IM ALREADY GONNA CRY
- "HATING MY FATHER INSTEAD OF HOLDING YOUR HAND" HEY???? HEY???! IM GONNA KMS
- OAKWORTHY IS CANON. IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE.
- FROM WHAT I HEARD I THOUGHT SCAM WAS IN THE INTRO???? BUT THIS. THIS HURTS SO BAD
- i feel sick i havent been able to move on from the intro
- im gonna be so honest i was expecting a "sike" or something at the end so u can imagine my relief when the little clicks started playing
- okay. okay. time to listen to ur fun facts u sick fucks
- WILL ACCIDENTALLY CALLING THE PODCAST DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS AGAIN LMAOOO
- anthony stfu i dont want to hear ur voice (hes literally the dm)
- MASTER OF MANIPULATION LINCOLN LI WILSON
- will. what evil fact do u have for us today.
- NORMAL DOES TAROT READINGS WHAT
- WILL IS GONNA JUST DRAW A CARD RN???
- LOVERS??? THERES NO FUCKING WAY
- WILL ACKNOWLEDGING HERMIE DIED IM GONNA THROW UP
- A BROKEN MARRIAGE???? HOLY SHITTTT
- scary plays the piano omg!!!
- THATS THE DUMBEST REASON EVER
- "im really nervous about what anthonys gonna do this episode" U AND ME BOTH MATT
- MY HEART IS POUNDING. MY HANDS ARE SWEATING. MOMS SPAGHETTI /ref
- it has taken me an hour just to get through the intro + facts.
- "but at what cost?" AT WHAT COST IS RIGHT BETH.
- SO NORMAL WASNT CONSCIOUS FOR IT. UR FUCKING JOKING
- MATT SUGGESTING THEY HIDE THE TRUTH FROM NORMAL. I CAN FEEL TEARS COMING
- ATOPPP ANTHONY HELPP
- BETHS REAGAN JOKE TO THE RESCUE
- NORMAL IS AWAKE AGAIN. OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD
- NOOOO OFC THEYRE GETTING INTERRUPTED
- "wheres hermie?" IM DONE
- NORMAL CANT SEE HERMIES BODY OH MY LORDDD
- anthony rushing them away. i cannot. i cannot
- "well fix it" im done
- NORMAL GOES TO PICK THEM UP.
- I CANT DO THIS.
- "this marriage has one less spouse but heavens got one more little angel" MATTHEW ARNOLD CAN U NOT.
- im sitting here in shock through all of this
- "just be happy ur not in hell" shut up anthony too soon
- thank god normal didnt take damage again
- lincoln cool scar era okay
- NORMAL PANICKING LOOKING FOR SPELL COMPONENTS LIKE HE DID W TERRY JR I CANTTTT
- HENRY OAK GARCIA. SAVE ME HENRY
- LARK AND SPARROW GIVING EACH OTHER A LOOK HELP ME. HELP ME
- NORMAL DOING SENSE MOTIVE AGAIN STOP IT
- AND GETTING A 1 AGAIN!!!!!
- theyre back home.
- "VOTE WILLY"?????
- "u guys ready to see him?" NO. NO IM NOT
- ty for protecting dood scary :[
- NORMAL IS HOLDING HERMIES HAND AND TALKING TO THEM. WILL CAMPOS DONT DO THIS TO MEEEEE
- ANTHONY STOP RUBBING IN HOW DEAD THEY ARE
- "the only thing keeping u together is the absolute ignorance u have of the fact that maybe the only person who ever showed u any real affection in the last couple years of ur life is dead" anthony burch im hunting u down.
- STOPPPPP NOT THE AD
- THE OLD EARTH WHOOOA
- is the dude w the white beard that "new fan fave npc" will was talking about lol
- HENRY REVEAL. HENRY REVEAL!!!!
- BARRY?????
- I SCREAMED I ACTUALLY SCREAMED
- I DIDNT KNOW IF WE WERE GONNA GET BARRY BACK. NO WAY
- MERCEDES IS DEAD..... STOP IM CRYING AGAIN
- THEM ALL CALLING HERMIE THEIR FRIEND. OOUGH
- UR FUCKING KIDDING. ANTHONY DO NOT TEASE US LIKE THIS
- "MADE OF GOOF MATTER" UR JOKING
- NORMALS SNAPPING OHHHH GOD
- NORMAL. NORMAL ISTG.
- NORMALS TRYINF TO BRING THEM TO SCAM?????
- HOLY FUCK......
- THEYRE IN THE SIMPSONS NOW.
- SCAM LIKELY. MY FUCKING ENEMY.
- WHY DOES HE. WHY DOES HE ACTUALLY CARE. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS THERES NO WAY
- "HES MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD" SHOOT ME.
- THEY DONT HAVE A SOUL.
- WTF IS SCAM GONNA DO
- ANTHONY I DONT TRUST U ONE BIT
- anthony burch. i hate u
- okay scam apologizing does feel good
- "I DONT WANT ANOTHER ONE I WANT THIS ONE" AND PUNCHES HIM. OH. MY GOD.
- "u feel like home for some reason" WAILS
- OH MY GOD SCARYS GONNA TELL NORMAL.
- GUYS I CANT DO THIS I REALLY CANT
- THE TREE. WILL CAMPOS PLZ
- HENRY TOLD NORMAL HES PROUD OF HIM. NOBODY TALK TO ME AGAIN EVER
- ty henry for giving normal what he needed im gonna sob my eyes out
- THEYRE GONNA PUT THE SUN BACK.
- THE FUCKING. THE FUCKING SUNRISE
- MATT OLD LADY NPC
- WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IMPROV
- CHAPARRAL.
- DONT FUCKIJF HIT ME UP
- "i liked u too" sighs.
- "GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE" END ME.
- "hermie u definitely were one of us" SOBS
- "i did notice u. thanks for everything" AAUAGAUHH
- LINK SAID NOTHING FOR HERMIE GOOD GOD
- "lark shakes ur hand, sparrow goes in for a hug" ough.
- OH MY GOD HENRYS GONNA SEE CODE PURPLE.
- HOLY SHIT YALL THIS IS BIG
- THEYRE TEACHING HERO AND NORMAL HOW TO SHOOT.
- BABY NORMALLLL
- "help me normal, only u can save me normal" WTF??? WTF????
- WHAT THE FUCK.
- guys i made it through. [confetti falls on me]
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welcometololaland · 9 months
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I’m late and you might’ve already answered this, but All Austin Everything??
🚨POLL AND PICTURES BELOW🚨
very sorry in advance that you're going to get this response - thank you also to anon, @liminalmemories21 and @lemonlyman-dotcom for the asks on this fic. it's the crossover with rwrb that I've had like 1/4 finished for ages and shamefully haven't touched, but I did think about it the other day because I got STUCK on one of my characterisation points.
see, I actually managed to manifest lou 2 somehow by writing that TK and Alex (Claremont-Diaz) were discussing bearded dragons. BUT THEN I thought hang on...turkeys - Cornbread and Stuffing, our beloveds - had Alex fearing for his LIFE. so maybe he would not be a fan of lizards!? perhaps, like Carlos, he is determined not to be endeared by a creature descended from dinosaurs. I NEED HELP! someone tell me which pictoral representation is correct (yes I am unhinged for this and couldn't find an appropriate henry photo).
WHICH MASH UP IS CORRECT?!?!!
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andiover · 1 year
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Ted Lasso Wish List for S3E9-E12
(In no particular order)
Phoebe: I’ll be happy to see her again at all, but I want her adopt Jamie as her new cousin. We all know he would absolutely slay at Princess and Dragon.
Dump Jane, Coach!: For good. Even if it’s offscreen and mentioned in passing.
Trent Crimm’s Daughter: Now, please. I need to see AFC Richmond turning into a bunch of softies like they do for Henry.
Colin and Isaac BFFs: I am still beside myself over E8. If they break up as friends for good, I will have no faith left in humanity. My darling fashion-challenged boys, get your shit together and fix this.
Jamie’s Mum: I don’t even need to see her on screen - just assure me she did everything she could to kick James Sr to the curb, keep her kid as far away from him as she was legally allowed, and tell me her fate.
More Bumbercatch: That chaotic little gremlin has said the wildest shit in passing this season and I never want it to end.
Roy’s Sister.: Even if it’s just once, to make a cheeky joke at Roy’s expense, I need to meet her.
Dump Jack, Keeley!: She treats Keeley like a pet or a novelty, not a partner or a person. She doesn’t even trust Keeley to hire her own office staff or write her own PR statement.
A Full Pack of Diamond Dogs: Ted, Beard, Higgins, Trent, and Roy, not just occasionally swearing from his office, but talking about his actual feeling.
Will someone please tell Jamie why he was really sent back to Man City?: They don’t even need to be specific - just let that poor boy know his coaches/dads really did want him around and it wasn’t his fault.
Rebecca gets to be a mum.: I don’t care if Sassy dies and she ends up with Nora or she hooks up with Ted and becomes Henry’s bonus mum or adopts an orphan or just figures out she already has a couple dozen very sweet, very dim sons - give my girl her one true wish.
Dump Dr Jacob, Michelle!: I don’t care that she’s got a boyfriend, but I very much care he was her ex-therapist. Your man is deeply unethical at best and creepy and malicious at worst.
The Family Higgins!: Even if it’s just Julie that makes a return, I’ll be happy to see any and all of their lovely faces.
Miscellaneous Himbo Shenanigans: All specific himbo-related requests are listed above. I just want as much of our sweet summer children being good friends and ridiculous humans as we can get.
And, the one which absolutely will not happen, but God I’d love it:
Bex gets West Ham in the divorce.: Series ends with her redecorating Rupert’s office just like Rebecca did is S1E1.
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fumikomiyasaki · 8 months
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3 out of 4 of the Wedding batches, I am almost done...
Linus x Nanoya @multydoodles
I already planned the traditional Japanese wedding but seeing them now in their robes embracing another makes me happy I have drawn it. I also am proud of Linus hair accesoires. Also Nanoya already has part of his beard now.
Carol x Henry x Nauwe @fullplaidponydreamer
Forsythia, Carol and Henrys daughter is probably in the back being the flower girl for this given she got born before gradutation, but still its nice for the three to have an official ocean wedding together. Henry and Nauwe can carry their wife together. Of course too I still believed even on that day Nauwe has it hard to wear a shirt.
Osyron x Langley @rookvonhunt
I am sorry your man is so controling and picked almost everything himself... at least the white and gold is slaying on Langley.
Emma x Tarak @silent-dragon
I could have imagined them have a simple inside or shed wedding cause of Emmas famous status. As you said I made Taraks suit all white while Emma was more one for non traditional wedding dress really.
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I've binged watched the first season of Redwall and I love D&D, so this is what happens when you mix the two together. At least, for me it is.
Make your OCs into furries that could inhabit a Redwall-like world for a D&D Campaign. That's Henry as a Bearded Dragon and Jango as a Badger.
For real, I probably won't actually play as Jango & Henry in such a game unless I'm playing solo. XD But, now I wanna actually run something for my group-a group of two that are either super busy and have commitment issues. But, you know, worth a try, right?
I wanna fight a hoard of rats, rescue pretty mousemaidens, and eat a grand feast! To Redwall!
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rulesforthedance · 1 year
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A fun thing about uromastyx is that, because they live like 30 years, they have a long childhood, and you can’t tell what sex they are until they’re sexually mature, which can take 3+ years, depending on the species. So you just, like, assign your mystery sex lizard some pronouns and go with it
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fanficfanattic · 4 months
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Got tagged by several lovely people because no one knew I’d already been tagged. Because it took me several hours to copy/paste WIP titles/first sentences into a document lolol. Super happy to finally make it happen though @orbitalpirate @kvetchinglyneurotic and @jamietarttdodododododo !
Game: put the titles of your WIPs, reguardless of how vague or uninformative they are and let people send asks about them. Tag some people, maybe the amount of WIPs you have.
A) I’m big in Ted Lasso so I’m only posting the 120 for this fandom. If someone wants the list of 50 for Dirk Gently or 2 dozen for My Hero Academia; just holler at me!
Battler
Choir Jamie
Jamie v Nate
Back’s Against the Wall, Takes the Hit For Us All
Block His Number
Sam's Dad Take 1
You've Become a Good Person
Jamie Forgives Nate
Season 2 era Dani/Jamie
"Higgins ""well I think if you care about"
Playlist Fic
Keeley Got Pregnant Season 1
A/B/O: All Roy's Headbutts Damage His Scent
James Tart Sr Plants Drugs
Jamie to Ted But Kind of Everyone.
Memories
Dad Like a Hornet
Season One or Two
Henry Calls Ted So He Can Talk to Jamie
Bus Ride Nightmare
Soulmate AU
Beard
Jamie's Coming Out Movies Playlists
Decided on LCA Because Healing Broken Ribs
Jamie's Aunties
One of the Georgie Brings a Video A..
DANI sharing his father
Patty Comes to Dressing Room to D..
RoyxJamie wedding fic
JamieDaniSam
Roy Saying Jamie Threw Away His Career
Roy Realizes Jamie is Scared at the Gala
Roy Kent's Pet
Jamie Nightmare on Bus Season 1 A..
Trust
Why He Had to Push Roy's Buttons
Why He Has to Be Great
Tom O'Brien/Paul Reynolds
James Tart Hurts Jamie Before His First Game Back
Pussy
Will Sees Jamie Injured & Hears Convo With Dad
Jamie's Trent Impression
You don't know anything about me!
Simon Shows Up to Take Jamie to A&E
Georgie The Harpoonist
Jamie's Make-a-Wish kids
"Georgie ""I taught him to fight but not how to stop"""
Poet Jamie
Jamie being overwhelmed with pleasure
Amy from LCA comes to visit s2 Jamie
Dani starts dating Jamie S1
Jamie's First Day Back Had a Responsible Meeting with Team
Jamie's Mom RE His Dad
Car Park Kid Video
Mystical Team Building
Jamie Comforts Phoebe Gets Hit By Roy
Ransom Fic
Georgie's Video Memories
Jamie & Jan
Jamie flirts with Paddy on the Pitch
Show Up: Convo with Phoebe
Nonsexual A/B/O: Sam is Jamie's Alpha
Ted Lasso and Dirk Gentle crossover
Lads Watch Porn
James & Bug Attack Jamie
Collar?
Every Text is A Crime
Roy Asks Keeley for Jamie Advice and Doesn't Ignore It
Georgie Gave Jamie to James to Protect Herself
Roy Sees Jamie’s Ass in a Mirror and Goes Gay
Family Day Positive Georgie
Season 1 Jamie has friends visit
Zava Multi-Chapter
Jamie Thinks Ted sent him back b/c injury
Led Tasso
Princesses and Dragon
Social Worker Jamie
Coach Crash: Pinned
S1 Jamie, Simon Dies
Time Loop
1.10: Will tries to stop James Tartt Sr
S2 Jamie kidnapped for fighting ring
Ted Laskmaster
Roy's Extra Special Football Baby
Gordon Ramsay Reminds Jamie of Someone
Paddy Insta Live
Touch Issues
Georgie Turns James In Season 2
James Fakes His Own Death
Someone Talks to Roy About How He Treats Jamie
Sam Learns to Top Season 1 Team
Yeah? Me old man thinks you and he are just alike
Teaching Phoebe Art Fic
Early Season 2, Team Tricks Jamie
Ted DOES Go in the Treatment Room
Isolation
S3 Declan/Jamie
1.06 Jamie Collapses on Pitch During Cone Duty
"""Roy Won't Hurt Me"""
Jamie's Issue with Dead People
Family Curse
Sold After LCA
Investigative Journalist
Group Home
Belted
James Visits S1 Richmond
Dani Checks Treatment Rooms after games
"""I like history, it’s already happened so it’s easier to understand"""
The Stands
Keeley Teaches Roy How to Teach Jamie
Trick Plays
Pacifier fic
Fresh Back S2 Jamie Helps Ted with Panic Attack
S2 Jamie Saves Girl From Getting Drugged
1.06 Jamie Panic Attack
James Beats Jamie for Getting Benched
You Told Me You Saw It
S2 Roy Breaks Tartt Silence but to Yell at Ted
Mind Games
S1 Jamie Ices Out Colin and Isaac
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nextstopwonderland · 9 months
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Masterlist of Bryan Danielson content I've posted Part 1
BCC/Bryanmox related content & links to other masterlists
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Video clips
Bryan Danielson puts over Orange Cassidy during the Forbidden Door II press conference
“Is that real leather?”
“I don’t put myself in high energy situations because I don’t enjoy necessarily frenetic energy” - Bryan Danielson on the outlet wrestling provides
Daniel Bryan calls out Raw for not showcasing women
Bryan Danielson doing a promo in a makeshift crop top while stroking his “sexy beard”
Bryan on Eddie Kingston
Best moments on Rampage compilation by TNT
AWS promo - April 30, 2005
“FICKLE! They’re FICKLE”
A wild Bryan Danielson appears at Starrcast
Bryan puts over Ricky Starks at the All Out 2023 media scrum
Full match: Bryan/ZSJ round 1
“Who’s overrated now??”
Bryan sells his ass (no, he really does)
“Let’s talk about the illusion of free will”
Bryan and Paul London dolphin pod promo
Bryan + Henry’s Gym
Bryan and Brie
Bryan + Blue Panther (includes screenshots)
“I am going to break your arm. I am going to break your right arm and you’ll never be able to do the rainmaker again.”
“I haven’t done a cartwheel in a long time”
“I’m not what?”
Bryan’s commentary promo vs Eddie
Bryan’s pre-match promo vs Eddie
Bryan’s post-match promo vs Eddie
“Oh, I’m on!!”
“I just wanted to subdue him a little”
“My wife and I joke we could turn it into a gimmick”
“That makes me feel alive”
“Put your cameras down, wink wink”
“I can feel the end coming”
“My brain is so focused on wrestling”
“So at what point am I deceiving myself?”
“Im beat up, but happy”
Dragon grr’s, but is merely adorable
WK slow-mo vid
Daniel Bryan + Muppets
Bryan addresses Eddie
Random ROH WRD clip
Bryan is superstitious of a cat
Bryan on his history with Eddie
“I should have given him my respect a long time ago” - Bryan and Eddie, post-revolution
“Because I know what I’m willing to do.”
“Blue Panther has been my favorite luchador since I was 15”
Bryan gets his hair braided in Arena Mexico
“You said you wanted to introduce me to proper Lucha libre.”
Wrestling to me has never been about proving I’m better than anyone else.”
Bryan returns to Mexico City
“My heaven will be standing in a wrestling ring bleeding in front of all of you”
“A BANGER!”
Video compilations/edits
Bryan Danielson sings boy bands
HEY (EW) supercut
Bryan I don’t like frenetic energy Danielson being unhinged
Ring of honor compilation
Bryan’s got legs and he knows how to use ‘em (fanvid set to legs by ZZ Top)
Supercut of Bryan/ZSJ round 2
Wrestling road diaries supercut
“I may suck. I am opening to sucking” - 4 min and 33 seconds of why we should be thankful for Bryan Danielson’s existence
“He's trying to shake my hand, but we're not friends” - Bryan and Eddie in roh (plus some Nigel in the background)
Bryan + Will + doctors post-dynasty
The I have till 5 edits
Bryan has till 5 (a fanvid/fancam set to he’s a rebel & also a scaled down edit)
Bryan and his opponents still have till 5
Bryan and even more of his opponents have till 5
Audio clips
Robin Tran thanks Bryan Danielson for inspiring her to come out as transgender
Part 2
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