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Rabbit game thoughts; World 2 long
#Emile's Arts#Mario + Rabbids#Thanks everyone who voted on the Rabbid Mario poll he is Maurice now and it feels pretty fitting#He's just a little idiot with a banjo#He thinks he's hot shit#And he might be I wouldn't know I haven't used him#Yo the boss of world 2 took me NINE TRIES#BECAUSE THEY TOOK-A LUIGI MY BELOVED LUIGI MY ALL MY FUCKING DAMAGE DOER LUIGI#I would do anything to trade Louis out for Peach rn why are you like this game#I've decided for this game my S/I is spending the entire time just unsticking Goombas#and cutting that one poor Banzai Bill free my poor dude#Help him Mario#Pulls out my big ass pocket knife and starts cutting away#Free him#Also there was this one puzzle that was really hard to do not because it was challenging#but because there's two rabbids playing on a POW Block right next to it#And the sound they made sliding down the block was SOOOO irritating I couldn't FOCUS#worst noise ever#Actually I'll say it do far this game is great in everything other than sound design#The foot step sounds especially in the ice areas are atrocious and the puzzle completion sound sounds like the start of a timer#Everything else is great it's very visually appealing the music's mid the humor's about what I expected and the puzzles are challenging#but oh my GOD the SOUND of everything else in the game is god awful I do not like it#Anyway back to World 1 to try the Medium level challenges I couldn't do
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Can we please have some headcanons for pirate boys reacting to y/n falling asleep on them? Btw, I absolutely adore your art, keep up the good work!💗💗💗
AWWWWW YEAH!!!
Y/N Falling Asleep on the Bois:
Sans:
Aw yeahhhh, now this is the life.
Sans probably woke up to see you napping right up on him. When that happens, he'll just give you a sleepy smile and rest his hand on your back.
He likes cradling you or having you basically on him. Like a weighted blanket! He'll draw shaped on your back or pat you while you sleep.
Papyrus:
Very rarely you'll have a chance to relax with the energetic Papyrus. He's always jumping around, and he hardly sits still! But once in a while, he'll settle down.
He'll lean right into you the moment he feels your weight on him. And let out a quiet squeal when he notices that you're snoozing.
As nice as couple nap time is, he's got things to do! He'll slink away as carefully as possible and leave you to sleep.
Blue:
Blue isn't the most comfortable thing to sleep against... or on for that matter. He's always jumping around and bouncing off walls! How can you even get him to sit still?
Well, he'll want to take care of his cannon at some point! When he goes to polish his cannon, take a lil nap against his shoulder.
He'll catch you softly snoring and stay still until you wake up! It's hard for a man of his energy to do, but anything for his wonderful datemate!
Stretch:
Absolutely squealing.
He's frgid, man is never gonna move again. He was just wiping his banjo with you leaned up against him. And then, BAM. You were fast asleep.
He'll wrap an arm around your shoulders ever so carefully and pull you in. Although his exterior is calm and collected, he is SCREAMIN on the inside.
Red:
With how loud Red's workplace is, you'd have to be extra tired to sleep near him, let alone against him!
But the moment you do, he'll stop tinkering away and slowly slide you into his arms and carry you off to some place quieter.
One he has you rested up and tucked in maybeeeee he'll join you... who's kiddin. He's hopping right in and cuddling up next to you, listening to your steady heartbeat.
Edge:
Stiff as a muthafuckin board.
He is the quietest skeleton alive. He has never raised his voice above a decibel. In fact, he doesn't speak, not with the risk of you waking up from your little nap.
He'll pat your head and softly untangle any knots in your hair, all while gently scolding you about staying up for him. Of course, he's flattered.
If his brother teases him, he gets tossed off the ship. (Quietly) And anyone else who tries to wake you up gets a wordless glare.
Razz:
He's flattered that you would wait for him until he was done with his work, but really, you didn't have to...
He'll sigh and drap his coat against your back. Maybe a lil smooch if he can tell you were not waking up right away.
No, that wasn't him. What are you talking about? The cruel and terrifying Razz would never drape his favorite coat over you when you were asleep. DON'T THANK HIM EITHER CAUSE HE DIDN'T DO IT!
Cash:
He's probably napping far before you start, so hey! More the merrier.
He'll relax against you and soak in your warmth as you cuddle up to his bony body. But sometimes, if he's feeling a little mischievous, he'll poke your cheeks or tickle under your nose to annoy you.
At some point, you'll wake up to him grinning like an idiot. Of course, he drew on your face...
Bear:
Oh... you're sleeping next to him.
He was so absorbed in looking at the stars that he didn't even register your body snuggling up to his side.
He'll take the teacup out of your hands and pull the blanket around the both of you a little tighter. You being here bring him such comfort that it feels almost unreal. He thanks the stars before he himself falls to a light slumber.
Cinnamon:
ARGHHH SO CUTE-
There are two wolves inside of Cinnamon. One wants to squeeze your body against him while he giddily swings you around. The other wants to kiss your head softly while patting your back.
He ends up just smiling really hard and leaning into you as well.
Also, will snipe Cash with peanuts if he even tries to get close enough to troll you.
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So. In light of recent chapters, I've seen a lot of people saying that Izuku is going to permanently lose OFA. While this is a deliciously angsty concept, I disagree with them on it being canon. So here's my evidence for "bkdk are going to be dual holders you idiots".
First, the obvious - Heroes: Rising. With the movie now confirmed to be canon, this means that Izuku has not only canonically transferred OFA and gotten it back, he has done so with Katsuki specifically.
Now, the reason Izuku keeps OFA in that instance is, according to All Might, that Katsuki passed out before the transfer could be complete. However, this answer has always bugged me - why in the world would it work like that? How long does a transfer take, anyway? How long do you have to stay awake? Here's my proposal - All Might was wrong. But I'm going to put a pin in that for now, and return to it later with more evidence.
Next, these two illustrations for the Fantasy AU.
The image on the left depicts All Might wielding a large sword - a representation of One For All. In the image on the right, the sword has changed hands. And who has it, now?
Izuku, yes, but not just Izuku. The sword has been split. And it's none other than Katsuki Bakugou who holds the other half. This is a motif shown more than once in official art and manga panels - something representing One For All being split or shared between Izuku and Katsuki. I'll touch on that more in a moment.
Dual wielders.
Our third piece of evidence is the whole "win to save, save to win" motif.
Not only are Izuku and Katsuki fundamentally a pair, they are the thing that completes each other and pushes the other to be their best. Win to save and save to win, two halves of a true hero. Without each other, they cannot become the "ultimate heroes". They do their best work together.
For our fourth piece of evidence, I bring you this set of panels from Katsuki's revival chapter.
Note the bottom panel in the first image, specifically - Toshinori standing in the background, holding a glowing ball, and little Izuku and Katsuki holding matching glowing balls in the front. The next panel reveals the All Might trading cards they both received, but it's clear that this is not a literal image. This is another example of Horikoshi representing One For All with something else - in this case, the balls of light and the cards. Why else would Toshinori be holding his own glowing orb?
Additionally, in the second image, both Izuku and Katsuki take up roughly the same amount of space on the page. This gives them equal visual weight, and once again gives the impression of equality and balance. Pairing this imagery with the "beginning" part of the "end of an era and the beginning of a new one" bit shows that they will be a duo, continuing on All Might's legacy together.
Our final piece of evidence (for now) is Kuudo's words to Banjo and Yoichi.
Let me call back to my first point. The explanation that Katsuki didn't get OFA because he passed out during the transfer never sat right with me. I don't think that's what happened.
I think One For All chose to stay with Izuku, and this set of panels backs me up. The other holders - some of them, at least - are staying with Izuku, despite him giving One For All to Katsuki. They have enough agency to do that.
One For All is not leaving Izuku.
Kuudo has asked Banjo to stay with Izuku, and Yoichi to watch over him. The quirk isn't leaving Izuku - it's expanding. Kuudo will likely still be within the vestige world himself, but like Banjo staying at Izuku's side to help him, Kuudo will be with Katsuki.
In conclusion (for now);
One For All is and will always be Izuku's quirk. It's just Katsuki's quirk, too, now.
#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#mha#bnha#mha theory#bnha theory#mha thoughts#bnha thoughts
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It's Not Pain (It's Applause)
So!! I learned today is one of my fav albums' anniversary, and of course i had to write something quickly based on a song in the album!! I present you this Dimension Hopper Leo AU fic, which is just Hop looking through his adventures and thinking at late night hours. I didn't check it for any mistakes, so i hope everything is correct haha!! The song that the fic is heavily inspired is "Battle Cries" by The Amazing Devil :]
(Also Null belongs to @noxvee6 and Twin-Sync AU belongs to @little-banjo-frog ^^ )
Tagging @tmntaucompetition because it is mentioned here too, even if not very detailed hehe
《 words and ao3 link will be added later, I don't think there are anything that needs warning, but if there is please tell me so I can add!!》
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He had never thought he would see an older version himself from an outside view, let alone himself. But fate had surprised him. Perhaps it wasn't fate at all, but his choices.
Turning the pages of the notebook he wrote his discoveries in, he sighed. He looked at the pictures of Neon. He was one of the future versions of himself that he had met. He had ended up being a great friend to him, teaching him some basics. He smiled at the picture of him being busy as a leader. Neon had given him hope, maybe one day he could be like him. He was afraid of the possibility and the responsibility, but those were just a few details next to many good possibilities.
He still regretted not asking him some things, but who knows, maybe one day he would. And maybe one day he could annoy the heck out of him, tell him he met a Leo with hair, pointing out his lies. (He was aware he could never know about that possibility, but it was worth teasing the old man.)
He also was one of the people who had proven he wasn't alone. When alone, at night he thought about how without his family he wouldn't go far, he would remember him just like others. He would answer the question of who would save him if he fell (but could they save him when he fell in the deepest part of it all, when he would accept he wouldn't be able to go back home?).
Leo shook his head. He didn't want to think of any possibilities about the future. He had found a moment of relaxation, a calm hour. Who would've known it would be so hard to rest while visiting almost every timeline that exists? Somehow, trouble never stopped finding them. Make it a villain, a plot twist, or a war. There always was something to do, even if he didn't belong. Even if he had his own war to win, a home to reach.
He turned the page, humming at the image of the four turtles who had recently discovered they were a family. Honestly, they must've been idiots to not notice they were related. Or maybe it felt like that to him because these faces belonged to his family as well. Whatever, he was happy to have met them and to know fate had reunited them. They had a lot to catch up to, just as Leo would when he would reunite with his family.
Turning pages he came across the picture of younger Big Mama and Lou Jitsu. He cringed, remembering the way he ended up in the past. They sure had an interesting love story, but it definitely was not Leo's cup of tea.
He turned the page quickly. After a short while he ended up seeing the grumpiest Leo in the universe. Null's big frown was visible in the picture. His smile returned, big and genuine. Who would know a version of you who wanted you dead would end up being as close to you as your real family? Leo hoped to see him soon, tease him by calling him his big brother. He was sure Null didn't mind, but the guy would do the favor of rolling his eyes and going along with it. He was proud to know him, seeing how he grew to be a better person. He hoped he was proud to know Leo as well.
And then there were the pages dedicated to the competition he had found himself in. Various alternative versions of his family were all over the pages. He wasn't even sure if he knew all of them. He still grinned, it was fun. The other Leo and Donnie– they were team Twin-Sync– had become great friends of his, and multiple pictures of them together decorated a single page. He had also gained a new fear towards mushrooms, and had found a new fun game to play. Who would know Muppets could be so bloodthirsty? Game nights were wild…
He closed it and sighed, so many memories. So many dimensions and timelines. He was happy for all of them. Everything he had learned, everything that helped him become someone better. Everyone he had met and knew and helped. Every time he hopped somewhere new, it felt like restarting a new work of art– at least a Mikey had used that metaphor once he explained to him his adventures. And so many times he was told to hop away once he could, but so many times Leo refused. He couldn't stand to see his family in danger (again). And no matter the pain, it was worth it. Everything was worth for any version of his family. With them he felt like he could summon the Gods and the stars. Heck, he even felt like they were Gods. (He pushed back the memory of an older self of his saying that they were just kids.)
And there were times he had trouble with those versions. Some that didn't trust him, and some that he had to not trust. There were bitter moments, but there were good ones too. (He swallowed down the pain of the words he had heard from some. The way some wield them as if he was an enemy.) They tried to get rid of him, sometimes. They must've forgotten Leo was stubborn. They could say goodbye, but he won't.
Leo took a deep breath. It was crazy how he had ended up here. Everywhere. Whatever. It was as if he was walking in the darkness searching for light, but the darkness grew. (And he was afraid he was sinking so deep it was too late.) But he wouldn't give up (even if everything felt like going against him). He wouldn't turn his nights into them, especially when he was about to hop again.
Maybe one day he would do everything. Enjoy the calm, or show his skills in a fight. Maybe he would make a season finale, find the right portal. The smiles of others that he reflected would be truly his family's. (And no longer his mask would hide the tears.) Instead of staying, he'd keep hopping as much as he would keep hoping. (He would hide his fears with every new beginning.)
And he would take a sigh. (And the battle cries in his mind would be buried deep.)
And every time, it will be worth it for them. It can't hurt him if he'd have people he loved with him.
(He wouldn't scream. Maybe he was at the end of all the things. It wasn't the time to ask himself how he was.) As long as he believed, he was okay. He was fine.
Maybe tomorrow was the day. And finally, maybe everything would be over.
#rottmnt#rottmnt fic#dimension hopper leo au#the amazing devil#happy birthday the horror and the wild i love you#nighty writey#rottmnt leo#BATTLE CRIES#my belived#Spotify
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Across The Planes
Skrimm lays down inside of the hollow tree, shivering as he tugs his coat tighter around himself.
Maybe he should've grabbed more before he left. Not like the other goblins ever left much to grab, granted, but he could've tried it. Just because he doesn't like killing as much as everyone else did doesn't mean he's unwilling. He could've grabbed more than a single coat and hat...
He sighs. It's not been exactly what he imagined, striking out from the life he'd known before, looking for something more. He thought his Common was enough to let him get by, but apparently there's more to it than just knowing the words. And people expect people to know how to use those words, and when they don't know it turns to fights, but the fights have expectations too and Skrimm doesn't really understand them yet-
"Fuck everything," he mutters. He understands that usage well enough.
He drifts asleep, somehow, and hopes for it to be dreamless.
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Skrimm is in the woods. He doesn't recognize these woods. They're dim, musty, strange.
There's a warm fire in front of him.
He sits down and puts his hands to it, sighing. He doesn't question it, why would he?
No-one questions that kind of thing during a dream, and a dream this is.
"Whoa whoa whoa!" A pair of hands even smaller than Skrimm's slaps his wrist. "That's my fire, buddy! Get your own!"
Skrimm looks down. It's a little raccoon dressed- well, not dissimilar to Skrimm.
"Uh." There's a phrase for this, he heard it in the last town he was in- "Finders keepers! Asshole."
"I-! ... You know what, I respect it." The raccoon sits on the other side of the fire. "You look familiar for some reason, do I know you? You're a fucking weird lizard."
"I'm a goblin."
"The hell's a goblin?"
"The hell are you?!"
"I'm a raccoon!"
"A raccoon speaking Common!"
"What is Common?!"
The fire crackles merrily, and for some reason the raccoon is now playing a tune on a banjo. Again, there's no questioning it. Such is the way of dreams.
"So you're out there on your own? ... Can be kinda fun you know. I've got a whole group of idiots I need to look after, and it's a nightmare. Hey, if you ever meet a mouse who doesn't know which was West is, don't let her follow you. Same for a frog with a look of madness in her eyes."
"Uh-huh, sure. Being on my own would be better if I wasn't terrible at it."
"How're you terrible at it?"
"I have to talk to people! And apparently I keep doing it wrong!"
"How? Talking is easy! I talk people into dumb shit all the time! I once talked a drunkard into becoming a five-star chef for a couple hours just to break my friends out of their execution."
"How'd you manage that? I tried to talk a guy into playing Pebble-Under-Cup with me and I got punched!"
"Pebble-Under-Cup?"
"Where you put the pebble under the cup and swap it around with other cups and try to track it."
"D'ya rig those games? You should."
"Obviously. It's the only way I could get out of raiding before."
"Then just lay on a little extra charm! Make them think they've got no shot at losing the game! Really convince them of it, and make sure they're drunk first!"
"Obviously I tried that! They didn't believe me."
"Why not? You've got the voice for conning."
"... You really think so?"
"I know so. Trust me, I've been at this my whole life, and I see potential in you. How'd you do it?"
"Well, uh, I-I went up and I said 'Hey, play this game with me. I lose it every time but I just can't stop trying.'"
"... Yeah, I see where you went wrong. Okay, next time kid-"
"Not a kid."
"-try acting like you're also drunk and way overstate how lucky you feel. Make yourself seem like the hapless idiot, it'll have them eatin' right outta your palms."
"... Alright, worth a shot. Thanks, weird little raccoon man."
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Skrimm wakes up and remembers very little.
He remembers something warm, some talking, and a new idea.
He stands up, dusts off his hat and coat, and gets moving to the next little town. When he gets there he goes into the bar, snatches an empty mug off of a table, and pretends to be absolutely sloshed as he approaches someone who looks heavy with coin and drink and light on awareness.
Half an hour and many double-or-nothing bets later, he walks out with enough coin to stay at a cheap inn for the night, and actual drinks.
"Maybe I can get by with this." He chuckles to himself and flips a coin. "Who knew all I needed was a decent night's sleep."
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𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊 ! / sentence starters pulled from a red dead redemption 2 video titled ‘why john and arthur shouldn’t drink.’ some lines may have been edited for better use. change pronouns and whatever you need to suit your characters
❛ there he is, the man with the goddamn plan ! ❜
❛ are you the woman i got with child ? you’re a little older... hehe, more boring too. ❜
❛ oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darrrlling clementine ~ ! ❜
❛ sonuva bitch . oink oink . ❜
❛ don’t look at me ❜
❛ i’m drunk, so what ? ❜
❛ what are you gonna do ? too late to stop me now. ❜
❛ how’d you get that scar again ? ❜
❛ you’re drunk AND picking a fight ? ❜
❛ hey, i just forgot. ❜
❛ careful i don’t step on ya. always under my feet. ❜
❛ you’re a lazy bastard ... and a drunk. ❜
❛ i can’t be quit of you, can i ? ❜
❛ oh suzanna wont you cry for me, i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee ~ ❜
❛ you freeloading old panderer. ❜
❛ you are four sheets to the wind, knock it off. ❜
❛ creepy old sack of shit. ❜
❛ if it isn’t the angel of misery. removing all the joy from our lives. ❜
❛ i think its best you lay off the drink. ❜
❛ hey come on, she hasn’t done nothing. ❜
❛ it’s best to ignore him when he’s like this, dear. ❜
❛ c’mon , stop sleeping . ❜
❛ calm down i’m just playing, i’m just kidding, ain’t that serious. ❜
❛ you leave that dog be. ❜
❛ have you even spoken to another human or just the little voices in your own head ? ❜
❛ don’t carry on with him like that. ❜
❛ you really love yourself, don’t you ? ❜
❛ y’know, everyone laughs at you, just being honest. ❜
❛ stop annoying me, woman. ❜
❛ i see you judging me ❜
❛ don’t be like your father, son. ❜
❛ oh, i’m ready to beat on your skull. ❜
❛ i think i’m drunker than you .. if that’s possible. when you’re sober you’re probably drunker than this. ❜
❛ everyone hates you. ❜
❛ awh, shut up. ❜
❛ i think we made some enemies. ❜
❛ did somebody lose an idiot ? ❜
❛ look at this dumb donkey. ❜
❛ shut it, you’re drunk. ❜
❛ you’re wrong. i’m worse than you think. ❜
❛ you’re a boring bastard sometimes and by sometimes i mean all the time. ❜
❛ its a walking talking moron. ❜
❛ strange kid ... real strange. ❜
❛ i better drink up before you finish it all. ❜
❛ yeah well , look’it you ! ❜
❛ you drink for ten men and shave for twenty. ❜
❛ you ever miss your days as a working girl ? ❜
❛ you sound like you’re half fit to fall over. ❜
❛ hey, hey what did i say ? ❜
❛ no wonder he keeps trading in for a younger model. ❜
❛ just drink and be merry, wont you ? ❜
❛ look, if i don’t ignore you, i’m going to hit you. ❜
❛ you live in a dream world. ❜
❛ smile. your face wont crack . ❜
❛ when did you get so sour ? ❜
#this is a comfort video now and it embarrasses me that it is. ITS JUST SO FUNNY#THE creepy sack of shit part makes me laugh so hard i see god im built weird bro ISHDPFIOSHFIOSDHF#rdr2 starters#rdr2 rp#starters#sentence starters#rp starters#rdr starters#prompts
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Yeah so I realised that I havent posted anything in a long while so heres a review I guess
Soft Idiot - Younger Moments
Soft idiot is an obscure indie folk project from Philadephia that I've been following for a few years now. Their music has been especially important to me, and it lives rent free in my head. Their seventh full-length album, Younger Moments, is a little less exploratory and bold than projects like In the Long Light of the Failing Sun, but absolutely still carries the same heart and soul. A solid, consistent base of electric and acoustic guitars is supported by an assortment of piano, banjo, and accordion, as well as Justin Roth's absolutely gorgeous voice.
The sunset-colored, Autumn-shaped sound evokes a 45 degree evening. Well layered tracks and harmonies envelop the listener in a way that is sort of uncommon for folk, and that I absolutely love. Judicious and memorable melodies play beautifully with melancholy lyrics that pierce the soul.
To some degree, the slightly lower concept of Younger Moments compared to some of their other work helps accentuate the general vibe and sound that Soft Idiot carries. It's that fuzzy warmth that really defines the band for me, a filled-out and relaxed sound that threatens to wrap you up with a blanket and watch the stars together.
I recall playing this record for my father near the end of my last year at college. He remarked that it "sounded generic", or something along those lines, and I'm not really sure what else I expected. Despite his remarkably clever nature, his taste in music doesn't make much sense to me beyond the occasional pick.
His opinion doesn't mean much to me, of course. Younger Moments remains wonderful on each and every listen, finding its way deeper and deeper into my heart. Whether it's that thick, luscious riff at the end of I Want Everything, or the backing vocals on Neon Bells, I just can't get enough.
Justin, if you're somehow reading this, I seriously love your stuff. It's meant so much to me ever since I first found Rain Wins Another Year! in my freshman year of college. Please don't scare me again like you did when you said this was going to be your last record. I can only wish for you to keep making music as long as you care to.
Favorite Track: Feels Like I'm Losing
#review#music#indie folk#soft idiot#seriously please go listen to this#if i cared about the law it would be a crime for them to be as niche as they are#Bandcamp
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Happy New Year's! What's your favorite episode of BB? Favorite character? Favorite dynamic?
Ahh hi ❤️! Happy new year to you too :D
Favorite episode
Hmm it's so hard trying to just pick one fav ep so maybe top 3 :D? (I'm just gonna apologize if this turns into the longest most annoying post ever)
• Runaway Club: i rewatched this one so so many times it's not funny. The flashback scene, that breakfast club opening parody, the belchers kiddos & cool kids group on their shenanigans, mr frond, mr branca, ms schnur. Just so good all around
• The oeder games: arguably one of bb strongest finales. So many fun characters, Mr Fischoeder being the absolute lovable awful human being, Bob's character shines so much in this (i wish he get to have more focus eps like he used to :/), the classic funny scene between tina, zeke & j-ju, "boy shields" (did i just hear that tiny begrudging "i love you" coming from pesto sr's mouth 👀). The ending is super lovely too
• Ex mach tina: such a good episode? This is one of the rare eps where we get to see more of Jimmy Jr's character outside of his roller coaster of relationship with Tina (affectionate) and it's glorious. His musoems? Fricking masterpieces. The whole ep is hilarious tbh (i mean come on, robot tina, banjo bob? also antibot zeke pffft). Lots of t/jj moments too (yesss), with how similar tina & j-ju kind of are (two walking teenage disasters amirite?) and even though a selfish side of j-ju was shown (a very likely angsty teenage boy's selfishness), i think in the end it's shown that no matter how awkward their relationship can get, they can always have that little underlying friendship to back them on. And the kiss is so cute!
Favourite character
I suppose y'all are pretty familiar with my obnoxious love and adoration for my boy jimmy jr at this point, pffft. He's such a fun and complex character and deserves much more appreciation and exploration than just being part of shipping debate. Sometimes he's angsty, other times he's happy and absolutely living his life. Sometimes he's a jerk, other times he's a sweetpea. Sometimes he's an idiot, other times he's still an idiot. There're these realistic ugly flaws mixed with unique comical traits that makes me super invested in him pffft.
ANYWAY aside from j-ju, i have soft spots for other funky burgers folks too. My fav belcher have gotta be louise. Look at that kiddo, chaotic child trying voo-doos, almost cutting her brother's ear and calling a biker gang to also almost cut a teenager's ear pffft. And yet she sleeps with plushies, cuddles puppies (soft spot for animals eh?) and is super protective when it comes to her family & friends. She has her vulnerabilities and emotional depths too, which balance out her more fierce and feral sides and make her such a fun unique character (now if only the writers can still maintain that perfect balance with less life lessons stuff in the recent seasons :/)
Favorite character dynamic
For the belchers imma go with Bob & Louise. These two has such a sweet relationship that i really love. That heartwarming hawk & chick scene and louise wanting to take over bob's restaurant (oh imagine the shenanigans that will occur that day) just make my heart melt :]
For the non-belcher one, well can you guess :D? Jimmy Jr & Zeke! They are the caricature of bromance, the ultimate friendship achievement! Zeke's so unconditionally supportive and protective of his best friend it's beautiful. Jimmy Jr, despite his occasional issues, also looks up to and appreciates Zeke just as much. I love that they don't shy away from physical affections or compliments towards each other too, so adorable
#i'm always eager to talk more about jimmy jr so y'all can send 100 asks about him and i'd answer it all pfft#god i love this show#thank you so much for the ask!#imma ask you back :D#bobs burgers#asks
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“You have two hours to achieve ultimate moistness.”
"You can count on us, Shaw! My gran's old recipe never fails!" Pyro declared, with a surprising amount of sincere enthusiasm. Maybe he wouldn't poison whatever monstrosity he wound up baking, Shaw speculated. Not on purpose, anyway.
"This is beneath me," Shinobi sulked, leaning against the counter, arms folded.
"I think we both know that is absolutely untrue, son," Sebastian said.
"C'mon, Shin, it'll be fun! Didn't you ever bake things with your mum?" Pyro asked.
"Not really....I used to help her make mochi at New Years, but that was a long time ago."
"Well, this'll be just like that, but we'll split a bottle of expensive wine while we're at it!" Pyro insisted, and Shinobi cracked a smile.
"I suppose that sweetens the deal a little."
Sebastian let the kitchen door swing shut. Lord only knew what kind of atrocities would be committed in there, and he didn't want to be anywhere nearby. He'd already moved the really expensive stuff far away, to a locked secret cellar he was quite certain Shinobi didn't know about.
"You're not really letting them cook for the Gala, are you Shaw? We've got dignitaries coming in from all over the world." Emma fell in step beside Sebastian, lips pursed. Oh dear, perhaps the stress of event planning on an island full of idiots and criminals and zealots was chipping away at that perfect diamond composure?
"Oh course not," Sebastian waved a hand dismissively.
Through the kitchen door, he could faintly hear Pyro talking, with ominous words like "Vegemite," and "pineapple," floating up. Shinobi was responding with something about "Kaluha" and "Sour Patch Kids." They were supposed to be baking a chocolate cake.
"Whatever they bake will get tossed into the island's compost heap, if they don't get high and eat the entire thing themselves first. This is just to keep them occupied and out of trouble for a few hours."
"All right, then," Emma gave him an appraising look. "I suppose you're not quite as stupid as I imagined. Now come with me to the Green Lagoon, we've got tryouts for the Gala entertainment, and a long list of mutants who think they have talent, and I'm not sitting through that torture alone. I'm sure you'll enjoy shredding their dreams."
"Indeed." Sebastian wasn't looking forward to this, but at least Mr. Australian Idol would not be singing "Beds are Burning," on a Krakoa-grown guitar, and his own son wouldn't disgracing the Shaw name with a ridiculous dance routine. Also, he'd heard rumors that Fabian Cortez owned a banjo, and he would find absolutely any excuse to destroy it.
#why is Shaw helping Emma with the Gala?#I don't know#he got stuck on the party planning committee somehow#maybe Emma blackmailed him into it#maybe Harry Leland is also on the committee#Pyro and Shinobi's cake will somehow be fantastic
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Alright so apparently you all haven't heard of the magical tale that is "Unlikely Friends, Unlikely Fate" so buckle up
Before Sun, Moon, Bentley and Paxton, there was a FNaC AU Maddy made that is INSANELY canon divergent but here me out it's great
Draw the curtains, hoist the spotlight:
It's sometime supposedly around the nineties, and there's this kid named Roderick. Roderick is lonely. He is also a douche bag. But he has a brother named Vinnie that he loves very much.
Vinnie is a ray of sunshine that loves literally anything and everyone. He is the light of Roderick's life.
Roderick, however, has to raise Vinnie on his own as his actual father is out trying to get the ladies after his wife died (note: I THINK it was due to giving birth to Vinnie, but it's been a while so I can't remember.)
Overtime, Vincella and Roodbark encounter a cast of lovable characters:
Carl, a super extroverted, funny little guy who is the highlight of every conversation and also an idiot most days.
Cindy, a shy but sweet baker who is the twin sister of Carl.
Chester, an awkward but affable tall fella who loves the banjo.
Pedro, the very definition of Napoleon syndrome that also loves to cook and is super close friends with Chester (albeit, not at first).
Kate, probably Roderick's first actual friend who wasn't his brother, a good leader who tries her best.
Chris, a very blunt introvert who's highly focused on work and affectionately by Maddy's Discord friends called "Maddy's bitch".
And Brett, a very bulky, fit dude who has a close bond with Roderick and is important for his arc.
The most notable part about this story besides Freddy's and Candy's is that their arcs revolve around different types of abuse.
Cindy and Carl have a good blend of it, I don't exactly remember how are why but I THINK it had to do with the foster care system.
Chester was severely emotionally abused by his stepmother, who is in-turn one of the most unlikable pieces of garbage and I'm sure you'd all love her.
Pedro was physically abused by his drunk father.
Kate and Brett aren't necessarily TORMENTED per se, more or less Kate has overbearing parents and Brett has over controlling parents. Obviously still terrible but quite tame in comparison.
Chris was horribly neglected by two arguing parents.
And Roderick, as previously mentioned, is victim to a lesser known type of abuse called "parentification"; in which a child has to raise their sibling/parent. Of course, this means Vinnie doesn't really suffer from too bad of a childhood, although the two brothers DO get bullied rather harshly at Freddy's.
Now you may be wondering: Cool, but what's the climax?
Obviously, with all the mentions of "Freddy's" and "Candy's", you can see where this is going.
I don't think Maddy wants me to spoil the Freddy's incident, but it might be swell to know that the cast all slowly dies one by one from a certain SOMEONE who also happens to be my favorite character, and each possess the animatronics most similar to their name (Kate = CAT, Roderick = RAT, Pedro = Penguin, Carl = Candy, Chester = (you'll never guess this one) Chester).
There's also more to the story in the sense that there are Monster animatronics (which have AWESOME designs btw), and my favorite rage-inducing group, the New animatronics (Mouse is the only thing that would get me to punt a child).
But this is just a summary so you understand Maddy's "Unlikely Friends" characters. I will take my bow now and leave the man of the hour in charge.
#submission#fnac#thanks for the summary kenz :)#honestly I had no idea how to go about explaining my story#but this is actually a good description#i will provide the link to the story if wanted#and plan to potentially move it here since I wrote the story initially on quotev#and want to move it to the platform I use more#when I have more time ofc#fanfics
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Im gonna have to name this an au or soemthing cause damn am i getging obsessed with this
Ended up fully fleshing out The 10 sonadow kids and the espilver and Blazamy kids:
Starting with the BABIESSS we've got the triplets with Pickels the Fossa, Snowy the Kinkajou and PaintBrush (P.B for short) the coatimundi (P.B's entire name is literally Paint Brush, but i just added the extra title so we know what he.. IS.)
Pickles and Snowy are "twins" in the way that they look similar but very much are not related.
They were all found at the same time (kittens in a box sort of deal)
Trixie was found a couple of years after Alberto but i just havent made an actual adult form of her yet- bur she was adopted at age 3.
My girl watched the pony show and yall should KNOW whos her favorite character
WATTZ my little adorable one- really wants to be cool like Sonic and Shadow but the heart is so big and pure its hard to look stoic and cold when you've got the sweetest little golden heart in the world
And Banjo (who i originally named Bongos bur decided to change it) who is the akward teenager that likes his alone time and music. Not nuch to be said here other than there is never a time where i shall pass up the opportunity to turn this guy into a little pangolin ball with his dads.
You can tell my favorite characters have got to be Luca. She was the first and shes a wrestler (luchador anyone?) Shes the big relaiable sister who will infact pummel you, and i love that.
Might need to work on Summer and Albetro but otherwise these are what i call the "guineapig group" in the sense that they were the first, thus the eldest out of all the kiddos. I dont have kid forms for them but the stuff her is simple- took after the other parent too much, with Luca be dabsmack in the middle of influence. They all have their own quirks and likings but overrall i love the "how many idiots does it take to fix a lightbulb" and the awnser is none because Luca broke it and then bought a new one.
Oh yeah and Greybelle's a crybaby did i mention that? Hes also a late bloomer when it comes to his powers (mostly bcs i dont know what powers to give him yet)
Okayy and for the OTHER ship babies:
I find Greybelle's (should i name him Turnip or like idk some cute plant name or just keep the watermelon name?) And Flares dynamic hilarious because its literally the direct opposite of Silver's and Blaze's dynamic in which these two fucking HATE eachother. Childhood freinds? More childhood enemies.
Flare has her powers early because shes just like that. She looks calm and collected like Blaze (but she seriously has the temper equivalent to a matchstick in a pit of gasoline- which means shes also a rage quitter)
Oh and more baby time with the unnamed baby because i cant think of a name
(someone help me please other wise im gonna name it something stupid like "slippers/chinelas/zapatos", "borzoi" or like.. idk just "BABY")
More comics stuff with THE BABY and like a poster of Trixies magic show (its her all grown up 😊) as well as Sonic teaching Banjo how to play guitar for the first time (the first step towards his long journey of become a musician 😊)
Alright thats about it. I guess i could do more on metalsonic and Chaos but im pretty sure the entire robot kingdom and chao species are basically they're uhh family so i dont think they need the extra stress of an actual fucking weird robot waterbaby child (though that would be a kickass design ngl)
Also thinking about doing Rouge, Wave and knuckles because yeah they've got a thing going on and its like they're all buddies and soemtimes Rouge makes out with Wave. Thats about it. #singleforever
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"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice
Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came"
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about, The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
Cuz when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, splah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy, uh, got em
"It's the one and only Boogie Man
He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides
If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed
You're running on stumps motherfucker!!!"
Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in
Things go bump in the night, me creeping
Ouch! Fuck! I stubbed my toe
If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fucking floor
Fuck it, you're dead anyway
And I'm gonna leave your head smack dead in the hallway
In the morning, when your daddy walks out
AAAAHHH!!! His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha haha haha haha)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)
Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom! dad! aha! haha!)
"Does the Boogie Man really exist?"
Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak bitch? yes
You fall asleep and you wake up dead
With a broken broom sticking out your forehead
I sing lullabies till you dose off
Tie you down and chew your fuckin toes off
And then spit em out back in your face
Splat! Fuck, wash your feet bitch!
"The world's famous Boogie Woogie Wu will come to you
Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights
Whatever the occasion for the midnight hour
He will gladly come and fuck that shit up"
I don't beat woman, fuck that, I'm above it (no no)
But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it
"I bet you didn't know the Boogie Man was a clown
But when you see the juggla, your holding your jugular"
With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop
You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop
And the cops do the best they can
They pull the axe out your face and say
"Was it the Boogie Man?"
"What was he wearing?"
"Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall asleep
Cuz the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stahhh... Boogie Woogie Woogie!"
"It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man
Go ahead, pull the covers over your head
Hide under them, he don't give a fuck
It'll just make it that much more easier
For him to suffocate your face!"
There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do
What? you think I'm a tell you
"Mom, can you leave the door open a bit?"
Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot
Now I stretch your neck out and play it like a banjo
Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo?
Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall
It's the Boogie Man y'all
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I’m sorry if I made you think you will be feeling Siri you’re so mean I want to know what I wanna say I said people are angry no thank you see you talking to your old phone and you guys will actually did kids like is it just like you want to go somewhere old is there a beer is it is it what I was supposed to feel is that what that is can somebody Asian please tell me is that what that feeling is because it just hurts it doesn’t feel like anything oh wait you know what I think is India’s never mind fuck you too idiot oh well I like the red sweater though what’s up well let’s see people are going without food people are going without luxury items that they like but let’s put that aside for a little bit people are going without food people are getting sodomized a great other children OK so you know that kind of way I can put away the luxury item don’t you think Bob Bob hey Bob don’t you think that you don’t you OK I’m sorry for being a fucking bitch but seriously I know you know what let’s direct all of that shit for the bed and Cole Bucktown but he’s really know what that’s all about don’t wait exactly if you got a few med of lower classes to get the key fucking truth do it I don’t give a shit how it does fuck it fuck this asshole straight if I could ruin shit with people I need more water hey thanks Eddie and Byron I guess it’s funny what they give you when you just learn how to ask her call her call Cara Cara OK thanks though OK whatever you know what fuck you babe but honestly what the fuck right sorry but I am not a perfect person and I deserve to be raped because no Bueno oh cool thank you Nick what a sweetheart no one fuck and I don’t give a shit how are you well you know how things are you listen Indian Pakistani shit do you know how it is I’m not feeling so well right now so I’m gonna have to get into a better say Siri I want to know what Rasta hate you right right thank you Sarah I appreciate it Sarah fuck you dude yeah fuck everybody I’m sorry am I saying something I shouldn’t say I think that that’s right I think everybody thinks that I’m fucking right listen what the fuck did I say are you guys having a difficult time processing any information or is it just me or is the absolute retard I am severely severely bothered I can’t drink anymore I haven’t even had food I just really feel like that black lady in Great Britain is really with me right now she’s like yeah I know you need another drink really do you ever feel like that now PW sort of you know if she’s not she’s not dumb she’s not even obviously she’s a bad it’s not dumb we all know this white America Eastern Kentucky what y’all got hey speak of which what is up with that do you guys know wait a minute banjos are gonna start Lesley did we order banjos? She’s like no we ordered something else… Did we? Well now if that’s on the menu… Then we better be classy… Because I’m not gonna tolerate that garbage that he wear those white men say stuff to boys who are black… And then again there’s that red peeling up oh shit…
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Hmmmm there are only 3 works in the fidds and Pacifica tag on ao3.. I might have to change that at some point
#no clue when tho#but it’s on my list#aha#catch me having fidds teach Pacifica to make like a soup from vegges grown in their garden 👀#fluff about Pacifica getting frustrated and yelling at fidds because she can’t do something perfectly and then expecting him to get mad#but he’s just a sweet patient old man :’)#also he sicks Ford on her parents#because that’s what you do for your adopted nibling when you have a cool sci-fi husband <3#Paz learning to build little robots :))#also just imagine fidds teaches her how to hambone and they just communicate like that and everyone else is just oh so very confused#Pacifica learning the harmonica to play with fidds’ banjo#either that or she already knows how to play the violin so they do a little duet#(is it called a duet when it’s not singing??? am I an idiot?? probably.)#learning piggy facts for waddles (gotta impress Mabel somehow)#I’m just throwing this out there lmao I have sooooo many ideas#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#pacifica northwest#me saying words
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Blaze
Parents: Verosika (mum), Sally May (mum)
-I came up with the name Blaze, so for now we’ll call him that. Blaze is a rock music enthusiast and has strong opinions on music, he has mastered the art of the electric guitar, drums and (regrettably) the banjo. He can sometimes come off as snobby when expressing his opinion but does have a genuine passion for it. He does various gigs around hell and has built himself a fanbase, both for his talents and his looks - Blaze is hot shit and he knows it, often being sent many many love letters, add it to the growing pile. With his hint of a country accent Blaze is very good at charming people
-While Blaze is very much at home in the city, being treated to five star quality restaurants and hotels, as well as the endless adoration from his fans, Blaze feels like a sore thumb amongst his Grandparents. Blaze doesn’t hate them, he just doesn’t wanna be seen hanging around at their farm, in the hand-me-down overalls his grandma gave him while his mother forces him to smile for a picture. Blaze thinks his grandparents' old fashion country ways are a little embarrassing, which can lead to him being blunt and sometimes rude whenever he’s forced to go down and visit them. Which is a shame, considering Blaze used to be a promising competitor in the Pain Games at the Harvest Moon Festival, before his talents in music started to take off. Blaze has tried to put this far behind him as mud wrestling is very much not cool, to this day Blaze can still play the wretched banjo to a T, dangit
-He’s pansexual as fuuuck, he doesn’t care what you’re packing: boy, girl, neither, both - if he likes you he likes you. At heart Blaze is a hopeless romantic and crushes quite easily, and depending on how much he likes someone it’ll either be easier or harder for him to hide his affections. He has a big old honking crush on Ripper, who is 100% not interested (Mako for obvious reasons does not like Blaze) Ripper pats Mako on the head and insists that Blaze is a harmless idiot and to not pay him any mind. Mako has thankfully learnt to roll his eyes at Blaze’s attempts to flirt with Ripper but is also prone to going “haha hey buddy I’m seriously going to strangle you if you don’t take a step back-” every now and then
-Being half succubus Blaze does have the ability to travel to and be summoned to the human world, this is something his parents don’t really want him doing, so Blaze going to the human world is more of a rebellion thing. He mostly goes there for a break whenever things are becoming a bit much for him
-He’s a big animal lover. Blaze’s favourite animals are poisonous dart frogs
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bau couples costumes: because i am still just as ridiculous as ive always been
morcia: gomez and morticia (you will get no explanation. use your mind and see the truth.)
jemily: needy and jennifer from jennifer's body (they have Taste and its halloween so is there a better time to break out the blood stained clothes and pretend to be amanda seyfried and megan fox???)
moreid: frankenstein and his monster (spencer really guns for some obsurce russian horror movie characters but derek convinces him this will be more fun. and hes totally right, spencer has the worlds most convenient excuse to ramble about the book and its various adaptations all night. derek has never loved him more)
penemily: rick o'connell and evelyn carnahan from the mummy (emily shares the same "i will roar back into the face of the ancient cursed mummy with superpowers" energy rick has and penelope is a beautiful genius end of story)
hotchreid: hades and persephone (because spencer is not just smart hes a GEEK, plus they could go for an aesthetic that keeps hotch in a suit which is good for comfort reasons)
temily: poison ivy and harley quinn (emily in the vibrant colors from birds of prey!? tara in the iconic green and with vines all over her!? im gonna go pass out now)
garvez: batman and catwoman (the the thought of luke walking around pretending to be like this >:( when really everytime he sees penelope in the skintight catwoman body suit he goes :D is extraordinary)
garceid: ten and rose from doctor who (they are tender nerdy nerds and have the most fun with this ever)
ralvez: jedidiah and octavius from night at the museum (luke as a goofy idiot cowboy and spencer as a uptight roman soldier 😍😍😍)
morceid: kermit, miss piggy, and fozzie bear (its penelopes idea because she really wants to wear one of the outrageously incredible miss piggy outfits and she thinks that her boys would look so cute in quintessential kermit and fozzie clothes. derek Will Not stop saying wocka wocka all day and spencer gets a little banjo that he wont put down. its the best idea she thinks she's ever had.)
gotch: mary poppins and burt (with the umbrellas!! and the hats!! hotch is still a theatre nerd so he hums the songs to her and she makes him dance around the living room)
#and i wont add any more even i have more thoughts skeinsksneje#morcia#jemily#moreid#penemily#hotchreid#temily#garvez#garceid#ralvez#morceid#gotch#derek morgan#aaron hotchner#penelope garcia#spencer reid#emily prentiss#tara lewis#luke alvez#jennifer jareau#cm#cj.txt#long post
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