GET DUN(meshi)

at my funeral if someone doesn't make an "rip ceri she would've loved ____" joke i'm coming back from the dead to say it myself

you would think with fandoms typically being pretty much nothing but m/m content all the time to the absence of anything else. and with astarion being the character that he is. that we would be swimming in m/m content of astarion. but. like. it’s mostly m/f. go on his character tag on ao3 i’m serious. once you exhaust what’s there it’s actually really fucking rough being an astarion guy. i guess this is our punishment

“Staal has been out there a long time so he’s taking as long as he can” my brother in Christ, the opportunity to say he was “Staaling” was right there

you know I had to do it to em

speaking of tfw2.0 every time i see titkok edits or tfw2.0 discussion posts here with a significant lack of jack in them I just kinda sorta

So I binged all 6 hours of Marvel's Moon Knight a few days ago, and I am SORELY disappointed that not a SINGLE person has made a tribute video of Steven Grant and Marc Spectre with "Into the Unknown" and/or "Show Yourself" from Frozen 2.

jurdan😵‍💫

I have a blorbo oc now. It's Aichi prefecture in Japan.

He's a no-nonsense business type, and very friendly to foreigners (treats them more like friends than tourists). He loves engineering and manufacturing. He's a bit of an older brother type, Japan lived at his place during the unification of Japan. He doesn't care as much for culture as Kyoto, but he gets things done, and is very good at it. He also loves hiking.

Three. Two. One. Zero.

only ONE sex pollen fic for starsky and hutch smh

Genuinely concerning that for the past few weeks any time I’ve tried to reach orgasm it leads to a splitting migraine. Sometimes SO painful I can’t even finish. It’s like a race to the finish line to see if I can beat it.

I cannot believe RLM doesn't sell a "Goodnight Sweet Cats" shirt, I'm enraged.

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie