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#Harry is a sweet lil bean
Theo: Don't bother Malfoy. Trouble at home. / Harry: Fine. Even though he starts it. At least he's not the Gryffindor 1st years. / Theo: What's with that punishment from Prof. Gaunt? / Harry: Apparently they were the ones who flooded that bathroom. And something about killing chickens? / Daphne: It's about time someone punishes the Gryffindors for their awful behavior. / Harry: You're not wrong. Thanks to Prof Gaunt, we can eat w/o the Weasley Twins poisoning us. / H&D&T: He's the best!
So Anon in this scenario do you think Theodore & Daphane & Harry all have crushes on Prof. Gaunt? It sort of sounds like that’s implied. Oh boy, just imagine the chaos that takes place on Valentines Day! 😂 I think that would be the only time LV and Snape agree on something, that it’s a disaster of a holiday (but for entirely different reasons). Snape because all the flying cherub babies and love confessing are disrupting are distracting the students from their potion lessons & LV because all the cards, candies, and confessions toward HIM would distract him from teaching.
LV (under his breath): Dumbledore is a ridiculous fool letting these damn things fly about. Utterly ridiculous—
Harry: Professor?
LV (a little snappish): Yes? What is it now?
Harry: Uhh…
*LV sees who’s speaking to him and backtracks*
LV: I apologize. That’s was rude to respond that way. What’s the matter, Mr. Potter?
Harry: I know you got a lot of cards already, but I wanted to give you this. (Hands over a card). I’ve really enjoyed your lessons, sir, and I just wanted you to know that I love the DADA classes best now that you’re teaching them. Professor Quirrell wasn’t as great as explaining the theory as you are.
LV (to himself): Professor Quirrel was an imbecile. (To Harry) Thank you very much, Harry.
Harry’s card:
I’m not too great with words,
But I wanted you to know in case you haven’t heard.
That I think you’re really neat,
So please enjoy this treat!
H. Potter
LV: That’s adorable.
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Modern College Student/BF Armin Arlert Headcanons
(rewatching aot and damn I forgot how much I love armin.  someone pls put me onto some good armin fan fiction?  this boy doesn’t get anough attention honestly, lemme know if you guys want me to do anyone else, im thinking eren next?)
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Pre law student
I think in the modern world, Armin would only look at his love for the ocean and nature as hobbies.  When it comes to investing in his education and making money to support himself and his family, he’d go into a major he’s good at just to be safe.  And that’s persuasive arguments, crazy attention to detail and maybe a little manipulation for the greater good so yeah…lawyer it is 🙂
Currently focusing on political science for his BA before law school
Shares a small apartment with Eren and Mikasa cuz they all looked at dorm life and were collectively like “yea, fuck that”
Armin and Mikasa are up first every morning, and they usually share a lil breakfast together before deciding which one should dare try to drag Eren out of bed
Has the best color-coded notes, the type of student to type into the chats links to resources he found helpful when doing the homework, pulls thru with the quizlet right before quizzes
Heavy on that study beats, listens to it even when not studying
Has canva pro and no you cannot use it 🫶🏻
Strict study schedule but he doesn’t go overboard like other honor kids.  He gives himself plenty of breaks and plans his workload so he can enjoy his weekends bc he knows he’ll be useless all burnout 
His Starbucks order is an iced brown sugar oat milk shaken espresso, sometimes with a blueberry muffin, boy likes his sweets
The Starbucks staff around the corner knows him personally and even have a lil crush on him since he's there so often, polite and always puts something in the tip jar (he may get a few free cake pops here and there)
Loves the sims and doing little legacy challenges, the type to get emotional when his sim gets married or has kids because he fr raised them
Deep into the lore too, has his theories about Bella Goth and hates Don Lothario with a passion
One time Eren deleted his saved family and Armin didn’t speak to that man for two weeks
Secretly loves fanfiction but only found family fanfiction bc it reminds him so much of his relationship with Eren and Mikasa. Soft spot for anything Harry Potter tho (proud ravenclaw)
I don’t think he’d smoke weed bc I feel like he’d be a paranoid high so it’d be more stressful than relaxing tbh
But he always trip sits his friends!  
Will go to parties if dragged along but the most he’ll drink is like a twisted tea or white claw and just kinda watch his friends get hammered like 🫣
The type of guy at the party who’ll get dragged into some drunk crying girl’s story about her bf and he’s just sitting there with his one drink, sober asf like, “omfg bestie! you need to dump him, like i’ll help you draft that text rn”
Smells like Johnson and Johnsons baby soap and like he’s so embarrassed about it but his skin is so sensitive he has to use the goo goo gaga stuff
Other than that he kinda smells like fresh laundry?  Uses too much detergent and dryer sheets so his clothes smell like extra good and he doesn’t wear cologne so yeah, hope you like Tide bitches✌🏼
Very loyal to the vanilla bean burts bees chapstick
Has a blue hydro flask that he always has with him, also constantly reminding his friends to drink more water
Totally has scared Eren by telling him about kidney stones and how the dumbass might have to just pee out rocks if he doesn’t drink sum fucking water.
Eren now takes hydrating v seriously :)
Most of his friends will go to him more than their actual advisor bc Armin is just much more helpful tbh and he loves telling them which classes or internships they should take.  
Actually prefers articles and podcasts over books bc of practicality and he already has to read so fucking much for school
But is lowkey one of the annoying ppl where like any conversation you’ll have will end with him like, “Oh earlier I was listening to this one podcast and-”
Has painted his nails a few times but I think he’s a nail biter so he kinda stopped after unintentionally eating so much nail polish
Secret passion for skin care, may or may not be a skincarebyhyram stan
Tried countless times to get Eren to at least wear spf everyday but yea, that bitch don’t listen
Mikasa does tho and they actually go to sephora together once every month for lil skincare hauls (baddie w her baddie friend)
Calls his grandpa everyday, even if it’s just for a few minutes bc he knows his grandpa is all alone now that he left for school and armin just wants him to know that he’s doing fine and making him proud
As your Bf
You guys probably met thru a friend of a friend, most likely you befriended Mikasa or Eren and they started bringing you over and eventually Armin would meet you
Bc in no way would Armin actively search for something romantic when his main focus rn is getting his degree but like damn you were just-
Wow
Anyway, as your bf expect literally so many forehead kisses
Kinda clingy bc he is indeed a scorpio, once it’s official between you two every night he’s like “so we sleeping at my place or yours?”
Bc why would you guys just sleep apart from each other?  
Armin fr forgot how to 
Fav cuddle position is you on your back and him with his head on your chest and arms around your waist
Bonus if you play with his hair and whisper sweet nothings by his temple
I’m on team soft dom armin, boy is a ppl pleaser for sure but still a dom
He’s pretty vanilla and heavy on praise, but if you want him to go hard and degrade you or manhandle you, he would as long as you guys set up a safeword first
His post nut clarity would hit hard tho and he would be so afraid you saw him as some sort of sexist pig afterwards
“WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG, IN NO WAY DO I CODONE-”
“Babe chill all you did was spank me.”
If you have a vagina, he is like super educated on the anatomy🤓
Fr makes you pee after sex
Washes his hands before fingering you and you’re just sitting there trying to stay in the mood like “😀”
Tbh the only things I think would be off the table for Armin is anything unhygienic or like anything involving other ppl bc boy is too insecure and possessive for anyone else to be seeing you like that
Sex on the beach isn’t happening either.
If you try to convince him he would just be like,”Sand will end up everywhere (y/n)!  Honestly, it’s like you WANT a yeast infection!”
Having a pre law bf is literally having your own attorney at your beck and call
If you have a problem with a teacher for example, Armin would fr hop on a call with the college and be like “sweetie, who was the head of your department again?”
Next thing you know the poor teacher is fired lol
Can and will fight all your battles
The perfect study buddy, like he'll make flashcards for you without you even asking or telling him what the next test was about?
You never have to edit or revise your essays again, Armin is just proud that you wrote it all out, he’ll take care of it from there so all you have to do later is submit
Armin made one day of the week your guys’ date night and literally someone would have to die in order for him to reschudle bc the boy takes it sooo seriously
Literally Eren can call from the hospital and Armin will just be like “you know what day it is?  Right, it’s Thursday.  Which is date night for me and Y/n.  So unless that broken arm turns into organ failure, don’t call me!”  
Date nights are museums, cafes, planetariums, sometimes you guys will even take a class together
But honestly, the best dates are the ones you guys have at home bc he likes just having you all to himself
Boy is jealous, but more so possessive
Like, it takes a very certain action to piss him off enough to act outwardly bitchy
Boys can make you laugh, they can compliment you, they can try to impress you
But if a boy were to try to protect and care for you?
Armin will snap
Thats literally his job and he sees it as a threat
Will go out of his way to make the dude look really incompentent.
Your study partner brought you a snack bc they know you missed breakfast?
“Y/n doesn’t like that brand, it hurts their tummy.  Maybe you should ask before just shoving whatever in their face😒”  
Its cold out and some guy offers you their jacket?  
“Woah there, prince charming, I don't think your 10 dollar Old Navy hoodie is gonna cut it. Darling, why don’t we head inside and get you a hot drink? 😇”  
A guy friend stops by with some medicine bc he heard you were at home sick?  
Armin’s there at the door like, “My baby’s immune system is really weak right now, the last thing they need is strangers just coming over and making them sicker.  How thoughtless are you?🤬”
Fights don’t really happen bc Armin is so good at de escalating situations, he’s also just such a simp for you that you’ll always gets your way
The only fights he won’t back down from are the ones where he feels like your safety is at risk
Over his dead fucking body would you do anything even remotely dangerous
This is where I see manipulative Armin.  He’d use his skills to convince you that you didn’t even care about what you were arguing for in the first place
At first he might feel a little guilty but after realizing you’re objectively safer from his manipulation, he doesn’t feel as bad
Kinda yandere tbh, but really soft and not dangerous
Your location should always be on tho☺️
Fav Nicknames for you: darling, baby, princess/prince
Songs that fit the vibe: Turning Page by Sleeping At Last, Bad Habit by Steve Lacy and As The World Caves In by Mat Maltese 
“Yes, it’s you I welcome death with, as the world caves in.”
“Nothing makes me stronger than your fragile heart.”  
“Thought you were too good for me my dear, never gave me time of day my dear.” 
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spoopydeboop · 3 months
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“Honey just put your sweet lips on mine…
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…we should just kiss like real people do.”
- Hozier, ‘Real People Do”
A lil drarry art for the soul in the year 2024. 🖤
Crops and close-ups below the line break!
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Draco close-up!
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Harry close-up!
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Eyes and freckles. 🖤
Firm believer that Draco is of course taller but Harry is more stout and muscular. Draco’s a string bean and I live by that.
Also a reminder! JKR is a massive TERF and overall BAD person and should not be supported! I do still love fanon Draco and Harry, so I try very hard to only post fanon content of the two. I do not support or endorse JKR or anything she produces. This is my personal preference.
If you wanna read HP content and don’t wanna support JKR, read fics! They don’t have to be ship fics, as some creators just re-tell the story! :)
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bootyshaker900o · 1 year
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“Playlists of my unhealthy obsessions/Simping”
These men have caused such a brain rot- that like they are my whole personality. I made a little playlist of songs for them
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Dave/William Afton (🧍‍♂️ I have problems)
Jocelyn Flores - XXXTENTACION
Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me the Horizon
Yandere - Jazmin Bean
Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather
R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys
Play Date - Melanie Martinez
Perverted - Elita
The Neden Game - ICP
Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart
Say My Name - Alex Brightman
Imma Kill You - ICP
Blow My Brains Out - Tikkle Me
CHOKE - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Ryn, Rabinit Run - Flanagan and Allen
Boogie Woogie Wu - ICP
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Donnie
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz
Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino
Hell of a Ride - Bo Burnham
Family Jewels - Marina and the Diamonds
I’m still standing - Elton John
Puppet Boy - DEVO
Afraid - The Neighborhood
Reflections - The Neighborhood
Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys
One day - Lovejoy
The Ending - Hobo Johnson
Trouble - Hazel Bloom
Teen Romance - Lil Peep
Alien Blues - Vundabar
Team - Mag.Lo
Bad - Michael Jackson
Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian
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Draxum
Problems - Mother Mother
Zydrate Anatomy - Paris Hilton
Toxic - Britney Spears
Liquid Smooth - Mitski
W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood
Trom Cat - Tyler, the Creator
E.T. - Katy Perry, Kanye West
Molly - MSI
Enemy - Imagine Dragons, JID
Never Satisfied - CORPSE
Desire - Meg Myers
Venom - Little Simz
Daddy AF - Slayyter (don’t ask)
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Such A Whore - JVLA
Six Forty Seven - Instupendo
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Silco
Daddy issues - The Neighborhood
Genius- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth, LSD
Same Old Love - Selena Gomez
Guys My Age - HEY VIOLET
Life of the Party - The Weeknd
High Enough - K.Flay
Government Hooker - Lady Gaga
Why don’t U - Father, ABRA
New Americana - Halsey
Do You Even? - Jorge Aguilar II
Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby 
Royals - Lorde
I Feel Like I’m Drowning - Two Feet
New Person, Same Mistakes - Tame Impala
Cold - Maroon 5
Come As You Are - Nirvana
Fantasy - Bazzi
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Raph (my sweet baby boy 😭)
Dark Red - Steve Lacy
Somebody To Love - Queen
Careless Whispers  - George Michaels 
Her - Tyler, The Creator 
Are We Still Friends? - Tyler, The Creator
Trumpets - Jason Derulo
Hold On, We’re Going Home - Drake
Rodeo - Lil Nas X
Ms. Jackson - Outkast
EARFQUAKE - Tyler, The Creator
Mine - Bazzi
Die for You - The Weeknd
Love on the Brain - Rihana
Crazy In Love - Beyoncé, JAY-Z
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Lucifer
Gooey - Glass Animals
Love Me Dead - Ludo
The Distance - CAKE
Like A Stone - Audioslave
Luxurious- Gwen Stafani
Applause - Lady Gaga
Please Me - Cardi B, Bruno Mars
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Alejandro - Lady Gaga
Love Is a Bitch - Two Feet
Aint no Rest for The Wicked - Cage the Elephant
Animal - Sir Chloe
Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan
Judas - Lady Gaga
Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin
White Flag - Bishop Briggs
River - Bishop Briggs
Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
Sway - Michael Bublé
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Juicy
Monster Energy Gun - KevinKempt
Chop Chop Slide - ICP
Get Low - Lil Jon
Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
Star Shopping - Lil Peep
Never There - CAKE
Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg
Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead
Revenge - XXXTENTACION
POLTERGEIST! - CORPSE
My Mom - Eminem
Asshole - hooligan chase
Under the Influence - Eminem, D12
Shots - LMFAO
Him and I - G-Eazy, Halsey
The Hills - The Weeknd
my boy - Billie Eilish
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Leo
Ain’t Shit - Dojo Cat
Feel Like God - Gazy
Nightmare - Halsey
Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen
Mujeriego - Ryan Castro
Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics, Annie Lennox
Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind, and Fire
Pizzazz - Akintoye
Slumber Party - Ashnikko
INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X
Milkshake - BBY KODIE
Bad - Michael Jackson
Pony - Ginuwine
Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco
Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes
Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
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Joker (Joaquin & Heath’s) (don’t ask- please dont)
Purple Lamborghini- Skrillex, Rick Ross
Fame - David Bowie
Wolf is Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off
To Catch a Predator- ICP
Back in Black - AC/DC
Tentative - System of a Down
Rainbows and Stuff - ICP
Hokus Pokus - ICP
Murder Go Round - ICP
The Juggla - ICP
HAHA - Lil Darkie
Broken - Lund
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
Criminal - Britney Spears
Cradles - Sub Urban
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Loki
Mind Games - Sickick
I’m A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears
Who is She? - I Monster
A Pearl - Mitski
Cigarettes Out the Window - TV Girl
Redbone - Childish Gambino 
All for Us - Labrinth, Zendaya
Sucker For Pain - Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons
My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone
Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco
Partition - Beyoncé
Suit and Tie - Justing Timberlake
Jealous - Eyedress
Yellow - Coldplay
My Oh My - Camila Cabello
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yongislong · 2 years
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[ ncity playlist event ]
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now playing ... JOHNNY SUH
shut up my moms calling - hotel ugly
head over heels - tears for fears
out of your leauge - blood orange
kiss of life - sade
woman - harry styles
cough syrup - young the giant
lil thing - knox fortune
suck it and see - arctic monkeys
be sweet - japanese breakfast
4 leaf clover - rayvn lenae
now viewing ... // the bassist from your underground school rock band is completely infatuated with you. and you very much know, as he is attached to the hip at you. rather tries to be at least. snatching your backpack and laptop on your way to class on early december days and claiming someone as pretty as you has no right holding such heavy things (regardless of how strong you are lol)
he likes to use his tallness as an advantage and this plays true once you find him fondly looking at a glittery cassette tape in the computer nook in the library. pouncing on his broad back and earning a frazzled look from him. you pester him about what that little mixtape holds, as he raises his hand with the tape high up in the air, with the other hand unknowingly landing on your waist to keep you from tumbling.
he knows theres no point in hiding because he secretly hopes knows you feel the same from that one time you froze and watched him like a hawk at one of his shows at the local coffee shop with drool on your chin and confesses everything. he almost goes into shock once you laugh and pull out your own pink cassette tape (with this playlist on it) for him labeled "i fell first but you fell harder :3" covered in cat and coffee themed stickers.
his legs give out under him as he flops into one of the library bean bags. the only thing that brings him down from cloud 9 is the dig you make at his old red mazda mx - 5. god he is embarrassingly obsessed with you. he does however keep his mixtape from you in order to put smiley face and cat stickers on it though... lol //
idk anything abt cars yall im sorry also these keep getting longer... gah hes my 127 bias o_O
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ginnyw-potter · 2 years
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If you don't mind, I have a fic request for Hinny having a lie-in and their kids crawling into bed with them, please!
A/N: written while waiting for my colleague who was 32 minutes late to a 30 minute meeting 😐
Harry had been awake for a while but he was enjoying the quiet calm morning. It was a Saturday and they had nowhere to be. His wife was still sleeping soundly beside him. 
He heard some scuffling outside his room and put on his glasses to check what was going on. A few seconds later their oldest appeared, making a great effort to carry his toddler sister. 
"Go on, Lils, go to mom and dad," he whispered while he put her down. James Sirius met his father's eyes and smiled sleepily. Lily Luna walked up to the bed but it was much too high to climb. Harry sat up and lifted Lily onto the bed and put her in between the two of them.
"Come on," Harry told his son who was still standing at the foot of the bed. His son grinned and crawled into bed too, letting himself drop beside his father, almost hitting him in the face. Meanwhile Lily was busy crawling onto her mother, who now shifted and rolled onto her back. Her arms came around her daughter and hugged her. 
"Goo' Morning!" Lily happily greeted Ginny who smiled at her cute greeting. 
"Good morning, my sweet little bean," Ginny spoke, she turned around and noticed James was in between them too. 
She pretended to count them. 
"Looks like we're missing one," she noted. James did not hesitate and shouted loudly for his brother, before his parents could tell him off. A minute later a barely awake Albus shuffled into the room. 
"What?" the six-year-old simply let out. Harry lifted him onto the bed too and the three kids squeezed in between them. Albus sleepily tucked into his dad and dozed back off almost immediately. James went to poke Albus but stopped when he noticed his dad's warning look. He smiled innocently and then laid down beside his brother, staring up at the ceiling.
By some miracle their three kids all fell back asleep and Ginny and Harry looked at each other in surprise. 
"Good morning, love," he greeted his wife now, speaking softly. She smiled back, her arm covering their youngest. 
"Good morning, dear," she replied. Harry pulled the sheets up to cover the kids and put his head back onto the pillow as he lovingly looked at his wife. 
"This is why we needed the big bed," Harry told her. She almost snorted.
"Good thing I listened then."
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munson-blurbs · 1 year
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TUI 9
Harris helped his dad pick out his outfit?? 🥹
“You’re always beautiful.” 🥰
‘He doesn't divulge that Wayne reminded him to open doors for you when he'd come over to the apartment for dinner last night, or that the older man had slipped him a crumpled ten dollar bill and whispered, "get her something to eat, too," punctuating his statement with a wink.’ 🗣️MAC. DADDY. WAAAAAYNE.
"I think you're a lot like her. How she was, anyway.
The way you're always looking out for people, like... let's say...a bitter wannabe rockstar and his adorable yet mischievous son?"
“You really are pretty, y’know?” “Like a Princess?” 💗
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“Okay, the reason I took you out for coffee is because, well, I figured if things went well, I’d know your coffee order and could bring it to you at work or something? Like when I drop Harris off in the morning.” Just a big ol softy trying to make his Ms. Sweetheart happy.
“Feels weird asking to kiss you after we’ve already…”
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EDWARD. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT NIGHT.
“I’m willing to take that risk.” And he is. He’d risk everything, and for the first time in a long while, he’s not running from that feeling. 💗
He can’t stick around long; he doubts his boss will accept trying to impress my maybe-girlfriend as a valid excuse for tardiness. *swoons*
Bug!
BUG!!!
All the sweetness. He was trying so hard to be a perfect gentleman. 🥹 He’s down bad for Ms. Sweetheart. Not me kicking my legs and giggling like a school girl when he called her pretty. 😅 I read the cw and I figured that’s how this chapter would end. 😞 Poor Sweetheart, I feel like she’s going to lose it a little bit and spiral. Not much, just a little. HARRIS TO THE RESCUE!?🥺 I’m so excited to see what happens next. 💚💚💚💚💚
B!
I'm such a sucker for people remembering the little things, like coffee orders, so I had to include Eddie memorizing Ms. Sweetheart's. He's becoming such a respectful lil bean and we love to see it.
The Munson men are definitely going to need to cheer her up...but will she let them?
And, yes, we love Mac Daddy Wayne hehe
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tinselxoxo26 · 2 years
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About Me ˚ ༘♡ ·˚
Hello everyone 🌸 I’m Tinsel ❣︎ Thank you for following to this little corner of my astro studies✨ I’ve been interested in astrology ever since I was 12, but I wasn’t really into it until I found out that there’s more to your sun sign. From there on I was invested in it, I started watching a lot of YouTube vids about my placements and eventually reading other things as well!!!
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𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬: 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛-
𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬: 𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒆, 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒚
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦: 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒆, 𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒊𝒅𝒔, 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒂𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄, 𝒃𝒊𝒈 3, 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐬
𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝟑: ♋︎☼ ♎︎ ☾ ♌︎↟ (𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙)┆♊︎☼ ♎︎ ☾ ♋︎↟ (𝑣𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐)
𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟑 𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐬:
⊹ 𝒔𝒖𝒏, 𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒖𝒔, 𝒋𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓 (𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙)
⊹ 𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒚, 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒔, 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒏 (𝑣𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐)
𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬:
My house from Harry Potter is a Hufflepuff 💛 My fav colour is pink (obviously), purple, blue, or any pastel colours. I love collecting seashells & seaglass from the beach when I have the opportunity!! 🌊 I like folding origami like paper hearts, paper bouquet of flowers, paper cranes etc. I like eating sweet things (sweet tooth *coughs*) & likes any animal that is cute, cuddly & chonky.
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𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖: Classic 🌸✨ 𝕝 Cat 🧍‍♀️👩‍🦲💀
I can’t stress this enough on how cute cats are, Idc whether they don’t have fur (sphynx) or your typical cat with fur on their body. THEY’RE BOTH CUTE EITHER WAY. I mean look at their lil paws, toe beans, biscuits, that purrfect loaf form (no pun intended). Istg cats trigger my cuteness aggression to the bone, it’s illegal on how cute they are-
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^^^ Me on my phone whenever I see a cute cat
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Me when my cuteness aggression triggers:
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wheezykat · 3 years
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Today, I present to you a fabulous little fic that I had the pleasure of beta’ing this week! Lilith isn’t here on Tumblr, so I wanted to give her a lil shoutout and a boost on her behalf; she’s a total sweetheart and was a joy to chat with as we went through the piece.
This is just the perfect sweet treat to start your Friday! 🥰
Malfoy’s Mellow Medicinals by InnerLilith (E, Drarry, 4.6k)
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Draco Malfoy runs a magical drug dispensary on Diagon Alley. Harry Potter is a regular customer. But with the aid of some experimental edibles and a dangerously delicious lemon bar, they might become much, much more.
This is just, perfect. It has a little spice, a whole lot of sweet, and of course, an amazing scene featuring a lemon bar that I’m betting will become infamous. Draco is amazingly adorable here, if a bit shy and self-conscious, and Harry apparently needs a bit of a push to acknowledge his feelings for Draco. Featuring a long haired Draco, a stressed out Harry, and a whole lotta feelings.
Go give her some love! 💕💕
read it on A03
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atlafan · 4 years
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Oh that chapter was sooo cute!!! I want a harry!!!
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Oh My God, You Think They’re Pretty!
Summary - Spencer Reid can be debilitated by insecurities at times. Never once did he fear they would be because of the love of his life... until now.
Spencer Reid x Reader (she/they pronouns used!)
Category - Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with happy ending, Fluff
TW - Spencer having implied appearance insecurities, Spencer being heartbreakingly sad (apologies and therapy bills paid in advance <3)
Please let me know if I missed anything!
Contains - Spencer having a lot a bit of self-doubt (Yes, he cries. Yes, I am very sorry.), mention of Neville Longbottom from the Harry Potter series and the actor that plays him, Matthew Lewis, and Spencer being a sad lil' bean
Author’s Note - As always, please, please do not hesitate to leave me any helpful comments or provide any constructive criticism. All I hope to do is to improve my writing and hopefully spread some comfort to anyone who may find themselves needing it. Now, if you have been here for more than a hot second, you can imagine how thrilled I was to include two of my favorite fictionals in the same fic, even if Neville made Spencer a bit uncomfy... you'll see ;) I think I made it pretty hard with this one but enjoy <3
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The agent consulting on a particularly trying case, retitled Ashley Seaver, was pretty good. She certainly didn't think so but she made for quite the helpful addition to the team. What she was also good for, however, was a couple of well-meaning jokes on the behalf of one favorite resident genius. Garcia was a top-notch perp when it came to the crime.
"...And that is the whole kit and kaboodle on each of your sixty-four suspects. Nothing really stands out, they're all pretty plain," Garcia told one such genius over the phone.
"That's pretty much the main issue we're gonna have here," Reid responded as he surveyed the files she was printing for him.
"Yeah, vanilla doesn't make your job any easier," Penny joked.
"No, it does not," Spencer confirmed.
"So, um, how's it going with the agent whose father was a... y'know?"
"How'd you know that?" An inquisitive tone came over him.
"...I might've looked into someone's hidden background."
At his disbelieving silence, Penelope felt the need to defend her actions, "What? I am not gonna let some strange, new person travel with my family and not find out who they are."
"I don't know, she seems fine," Spencer reassured, looking over to the agent of the hour who was viewing a file beside his girlfriend, Y/N.
"What is that in your voice?" Garcia asked, suddenly highly suspicious.
"What's what in my voice?" He clarified, brows meeting.
"Oh my god, you think she's pretty!" Penny exclaimed.
"What? I never said that!" Reid's voice must have jumped six octaves.
"Ho, ho, you totally do!" She couldn't help but laugh aloud, "P.G. out, Lover Boy!" Garcia reached to hang up the phone before the boy genius jumped to stop her.
"Garcia, Garcia, wait!" He practically yelled.
"Yes, my love?" She retreated.
"Um..." He sounded extremely anxious.
"What is it?" Garcia pressed.
"Don't- Do me a favor and don't say anything like that to, Y/N, okay?" He whispered.
"Reid," Garcia's voice changed to a degree that even Spencer's analytical mind couldn't decipher, "what are you asking me to do?"
"Just don't say anything like that to or in front of my girlfriend," He mumbled ashamedly.
"Because?" She pressured.
"Because it is not true and I love her and I think she is the most beautiful person in the world and I would never want to hurt her feelings by letting her think I thought anything different!" He exclaimed in a rush.
Penelope couldn't help the mischievous grin that broke out on her face.
"Oh, Boy Wonder, you are sweet but I don't think you have anything to worry about."
"Why do you say that?" He sounded suspicious again.
"Well, you can still think someone is pretty in a relationship,” She emphasized.
"No, you can't!" Spencer enthused, "That's cheating!"
"Oh, sweets," Garcia impassioned, "say what you will but if you think that when you watch the Harry Potter movies with Y/N, they are watching for the plot and not one particularly delicious Matthew Lewis, you must be crazier than an unsub."
Reid pouted, hurt.
"What do you mean?" He sounded defeated.
Garcia, sensing her mistake, backtracked.
"Oh, I've said too much... P.G. out, Lover Boy!" She called again and made sure to put on a spurt of speed he couldn't beat. The line disconnected.
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So, it seemed, had Y/N's lover boy.
Throughout the rest of the case, he avoided her. He shied away from her at any opportunity and flinched every single time the consulting agent walked into the same room as them.
He had put so much distance between them that Y/N could not possibly just ignore it. Problem was, cases made it pretty dang easy for him to do just that.
On the jet home, Spencer had been reading a book in immense focus. When Y/N had suggested they settle back into their shared apartment with a nice Harry Potter marathon from bed, he broke away from his book to give her a betrayed look and moved seats.
Where he couldn't run away, luckily, was at their home.
"Spence, look, we gotta talk about this."
"What do you wanna talk about?" He asked, quickly losing his satchel at the door and walking away, entering the bedroom.
"I don't know what's bothering you lately but, I'm not gonna lie, you're worrying me."
"Nothing's bothering me, Y/N," the quiet of his voice was muffled almost silent as he changed his shirt in his closet.
"Spencer," Y/N stood in the doorway, blocking his exit when he looked about to make a run for it.
"What?" He asked, meeting her eyes for the first time in days.
"Tell me what's wrong, bubs?" She pleaded, "Please! I cannot help or make it better if you don't tell me."
He remained silent and lightly pushed past her in the doorway.
"What? You don't wanna be around me anymore? Am I annoying you? Bothering you? Are you ashamed of me? Don't think I'm pretty anymore? What?" Y/N fumed as he stormed over to the bed.
"No!" He yelled back.
"Then what?" Y/N screamed.
"Well, I could ask you all of those questions and I am pretty sure I know the answers. That's what's wrong!"
"Spence... what?" Y/N deflated, pausing for a moment and looking at a loss for words.
"I was talking to Garcia," Reid whispered, falling to the bed as the fight visibly drained out of him.
"Uh huh," Y/N encouraged, remaining at the foot of the bed, hesitant to touch him for fear of making his vulnerable state worse.
"Well, she kinda told me..." He hesitated, worsening Y/N's anxiety, "Do you still think I am pretty?"
"Oh my God, Spence, what is she telling you?"
"You just answered my question with another question," He sounded heartbroken.
"Spence," Y/N threw caution to the wind, sitting down on the bed beside him and grasping both his hands in hers, "of course I do."
"Are you sure?" He wouldn't meet her eye.
"Yes," Y/N emphasized as passionately as possible, "what is Penny telling you?"
"Are you ashamed of me?" He ignored her question.
"Now you're answering my questions with your own."
"Are you going to answer my question?"
"Are you going to answer mine?"
He turned away dejectedly.
"Spence, please, just tell me. Nothing can be this bad!"
"It is!" He turned back, tears flooding his eyes and breaking her heart, "It really hurt my feelings and I don't appreciate you invalidating that!"
His voice cracked and so did Y/N's disposition. They pulled him into a tight hug and he sobbed into her shoulder.
"I am so sorry, my love," They mumbled into his neck, "I want to help and I don't mean to hurt you worse but I need you to tell me how."
Pulling away, he wiped his eyes roughly with the back of his hand.
"She told me that you watch Harry Potter with me because you think Neville is pretty and I... I thought I was the only one," He frowned, tears brimming his eyes again.
"Oh, Spence," She brought a hand to his cheek, wiping a trail of tears with their thumb, "you are."
He looked away.
"Spence, does the sheer existence of broccoli make chocolate taste any worse?" Y/N changed tactics.
"Huh?" He asked, thoroughly baffled.
"Bear with me here, bubs, and answer the question."
"Well, no, of course not," He answered earnestly.
"Exactly," Y/N grinned at his sweet demeanor, "just because I think an actor or a character is pretty doesn't mean I think you any less pretty."
"Are you sure?" He mumbled.
"Of course, they're so pretty but so, very much so, are you."
He nudged his cheek closer to Y/N's hand, still resting on it. It was answer enough for her.
"What I do wanna know, Spence," they smiled up at him, "is why this conversation even spawned."
Y/N felt his cheek warm and he blushed a deep, pretty pink.
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taglist, i suppose :)
@safespacespence
dividers courtesy of the lovely @saradika-graphics and @cafekitsune <3
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muffindaddystyles · 3 years
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HarryWeen: We dressed as daddy tonight!
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WARNING: None, dilfrry fluffieeesss is all 🥺🥺
WORD COUNT: 900.
Harry was gonna surprise Y/N today. He and Harry Lambert kept his costume for Harryween in silly secrecy, but guess that his designer's more of his wifey's bestie than his's.
He was grinning hard at his reflection in the mirror loving the way his cheeks looks awfully cute and apple like with pink blush, his face resembling to that of a puffery fishy when the corners of false eyelashes pokes him in a weird way and he chuckles remembering all those time Y/N complains about wearing them and loosing them but he always makes sure to stick them to their mirror and mark them with a sharpie.
It was quite odd when he sent someone to call Y/N from the hall room and even that person didn’t return.
“Mark could you please call Y/N for me?” He felt giddy and bloody enthralled to see Y/N’s reaction, her bright praising eyes and bouncy toes from excitation always gives him a boost of serotonin.
His big crystal pupils rolled up to his forehead in attempt to see the cute headband adorned atop his head and he pokes it slightly to slip it back into it’s place, quickly scrambling towards the middle of room when the door-knob to the dressing room jiggled.
His mouth fell slack. His strawberry lipstick chapping a little from his heavy breathing, the room caramel-ed with the sweet giggles of his lovelies.
“You!” points at her in fake accusation, his grin irreplaceable and too wide, “Bloody you–.” He squeals with the rush of elation.
It seems like a fever dream.
“Hi, Bubby.” Y/N laughs out loudly. Harry Lambert standing behind the two with a super cheeky proud grin, “Meet your lil Dorothy!!” She bounces their thirteen months old baby on her hip.
Vinnie. Their little baby girl’s dressed exactly like her daddy, from head to toe— not even a detail goes un-matched, her chubby cute cheeks already too pink. She’s so small, so cute and Harry shakes his head vigorously in disbelief .. his dimples milking deep from him smiling hard laugh sputtering out of his goaded chest.
His heart bursts into non-stop hiccups with fondness and love that blossoms into every single of his body seeing his baby, his fucking baby dressed as him.
He could kiss Harry Lambert right now on fucking lips.
“Dada!” Vinnie makes grabby hands at his dad, thrashing her red boot covered feetsies, wiggling in her mums arms eagerly and Harry cackles out loudly giving a kiss to Y/N, “Thank you so much. You’ve no fuckin’ idea how much this means t’a me, bubbles.” He murmurs against her head pecking it last time before embracing his little precious bean in his arms, “You look cute.” She smiles kissing the tip of his nose warming up when he his features scrunches up in shyness.
“... And thank you, Harry, Yeh really deserves to get laid tonight have a sexy time.” He winks at him grumbling when his falsie irks him being his literal enemy for the time.
Vinnie coos and babbles curiously peeping up at Harry, a tiny bib around her neck to save her poor costume from getting ruined from her drools.
Harry wipes her mouth taking her dummy out as he speaks to her in the softest and sweetest voice Y/N has heard from him.
“You’re matching daddy t'night, hmm bug? Look how cute you’re.. my cutest little baby.” He croons rocking her in his arms, tapping her cheek with his pointer and watching it jiggle, feeling his heart swarm with infatuation when she giggles at her dad’s silly action.
He puts his fingers on his mouth pretending to be shocked, giving obnoxiously wide comic eyes to the little one, “Even wearin’ the same booties as dada! You copycat!” Vinnie melts all over his chest with the fits of her giggles sighing against him with a soft breather as it tires her and Harry’s feeling undescribed happiness being the reason of her giggly mood.
Y/N’s watching the duo with gleamy tender eyes, it was the best thing she came up with and she’s glad as ever that Harry Lambert also wanted to see this happiness radiate off Harry.
“You wanna be my lil candy?” He gives his baby a toothy grin when she hits her fists with loud gleeful squeals at the sight of Harry’s little basket, “Aww.” They all synchronise, laughing as Harry takes the dog stuff toy out and settles Vinnie there instead snapping her pictures with his own phone.
“Aren’t the loves of my life insanely adorable.” Y/N beams taking their pictures when Harry grabbed the basket from floor and posed with it cutely, his bubba totally on the moon enjoying being put into something small and two sizes bigger than her.
“I love you so ,so ,so much bug.” His lovin’ for his daughter getting muffled into the loud purposely smacks of ‘mwah!’ as he showers her in his kisses not caring if his pink lipsticks all over her soft face making her smell like strawberries.
He loves it when his scents is on her and her honey sweet baby scent is all over his chest from holding her for dear life everytime.
“You and mumma g'na come and see dada?” He asks raising her wrists closer to his mouth and kisses her delicate teensy hands.
She blubbers grinning and showing her only tiny teeth flashing at front.
“Yay!” He dances them around clicking his boots to make her laugh and hugs her with her head crooked into his neck when she actually does fall into her dad’s trap.
It’s the best Halloween he has get to experience so far.
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ivyaugustetc · 3 years
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the dead poets at hogwarts: a headcanon from hell
@aedan-mills @charlie-dalton-simp @pretentious-strikes YOU ENCOURAGED THIS BEHAVIOR SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. also i love you a lot but THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
also @aedan-mills i found out that some of the wand stuff is related to their birthdays and i am much too lazy to look all that up and figure it all out, but anyone else is welcome to lmao. sorry to disappoint but alas it's summer and i don't want to research that much. but other than that, please listen to me flex my extensive knowledge on harry potter :)
neil (half blood): i'm sorry,,,, can you say gryffindor? this boy would get up there and in a second the sorting hat would have him all figured out: big dreams with the will to pursue them, but not ambitious enough to step over others to achieve said dreams? sounds like a gryffindor to me. i just know he'd thrive at hogwarts, probably going on to play quidditch (def a chaser) and would excel in charms class. as far as pets go, i feel like he'd stay simple and classy with a chill barn owl he'd name after a famous broadway actor. he would kind of be a mix of james and remus, in which he's wild and crazy but still manages to get good grades. the teachers love him simply because they don't know much about him outside of class. he would absolutely LOVE going to hogsmeade and going batshit crazy at zonko's and honeydukes. he'd have a whole phase where he gets addicted to licorice wands and everyone else thinks they're disgusting but he simply cannot buy enough of them. he'd play a bunch of zonko tricks on the rest of the poets, saving the most harsh for charlie and the most wholesome for todd <3
todd (muggle born): ugh see i can see him being both a hufflepuff and a ravenclaw, but my heart says hufflepuff so i'm gonna go with that. he would absolutely HATE the sorting ceremony with a burning passion. getting up in front of everybody only to have a hat judge u??? no thanks. HAHAHA CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM ON A BROOM. i can't either because he would simply never get on one, probably referring to them as "flying death traps" more often than not. "hey todd, you think about joining quidditch?" "no thanks, i'd rather keep my limbs intact ;)". but he would love muggle studies a lot, even if the teacher was boring as hell. snape would scare the hell out of him for sure, resulting in his lowest class being potions. he would excel in classes that are more learning out of the book rather than in practice. for a pet, he'd want something that could not possibly turn on him and would just be sweet and loving, so ima give him a toad :) he'd name it something fancy and british, like nigel or sumn. and because of nigel, he'd love chocolate frogs because hey they're twins!!
fanon knox (pure blood): hogwarts fuck boy. okay well maybe not f boy but like...his favorite part is the fact that this is a co-ed school rather than an all-boys school so he can spy on both genders equally yknow. hmm i get hufflepuff vibes from him because he's a big romantic, sucker for cute relationships, etc. he would enjoy whichever class his current crush is in, although I feel like he'd do well with classes that involved spells and wand work mostly lmao. he'd want a really fucking cute pet, so i'd give him a kneazle (it's like a cat but a bit more lion like). he'd give it a strong sounding name, something german idk. but he'd love the shit out of that kneazle, i can tell you that much. i feel like he'd try out for quidditch his first few years, not make it on, and then make it on to the team around fourth year and somehow end up team captain in seventh (and that proves kids, that you too can have a redemption arc in sports). as far as candy goes, ima say he likes the super sour candy like acid pops n shit. like i feel like the others would dare him to each as much sour candy as he can and then he wouldn't be able to taste for a week. but he'd think it was worth it :)
cameron (muggle born): good god this boy just wants to learn. magic just fascinates him, what with growing up in a big muggle family (bestie he is the weasleys if they were all type a). he's a ravenclaw, no questions asked. he would love classes involving preciseness and attention, things like potions and transfiguration. i feel like he'd have a cute, stable relationship along the way ofc because he deserves so much love and happiness and UGH he's a baby. he'd stick with a lil ginger cat, naming it after one of the famous wizards he's read about. he would love spending christmas at the school and going places when the ground are nearly empty, enjoying the scenery. for candy, he'd go plain and simple with chocolate frogs. can't go wrong with those. he'd still have fun with his friends, but he'd skip a lot of parties for some studying (don't judge, i do it too lmao). would not play quidditch but would enjoy it, end of story.
charlie (pure blood): slytherin. don't dispute it. think the weasley twins but even more flirtatious. he would be a regular at every single party that happened, flirting with the guys and gals shamelessly and drinking butterbeer like it was water. look me in the eye and tell me he would not absolutely fucking HATE GILDEROY LOCKHART WITH EVER FIBER OF HIS BEING. he'd do spot-on impersonations of him though. teacher's worst enemy. like when he walks into class on the first day, every teacher collectively mutters "bloody hell not this kid again". asks the most incredibly stupid questions ("okay but is there a spell to turn my eyebrows green? just the eyebrows though, not my hair"). he would be the most aggressive beater on the slytherin team, though he would never deliberately try to hit someone, just distract the shit out of them ("put the fear of god in them and fate will do the rest"). he'd want a loud, aggressive pet but he'd probably end up with a mean cat that hisses at everyone. he'd give it the most adorable name that just. does not fit the personality. something like priscilla. for candy, he'd take his chance with bertie botts' every flavour beans and just roll with the punches. he's chaotic like that.
pitts (half blood): ASTRONOMY IS HIS JAM. he fucking loves that class. he tutors the entire ravenclaw house in that class. he's the guy that little first years who are terrified of the class go to when they're completely lost and don't understand what's going on. besides that, i feel like he'd just be everyone's cool older brother yknow? like he'd be in charge of helping all the first years figure out where stuff is and giving them advice to help them and stuff. he would be a die-hard quidditch fan although he would not play the sport (maybe recreationally on the weekends and holidays and stuff, but the fact that it's so fucking dangerous just does not appeal to him). he'd like the candy that does tricks and stuff, like fizzing whizbees and stuff. he gives me charlie weasley vibes, where he's hardcore in certain areas (in his case, astronomy) and just flipping chill in anything else. cool older brother vibes, man. it fits.
meeks (half blood): i've said it once and i'll say it again: nonproblematic ginger dumbledore. also a hufflepuff <3 this dude just wants to fucking coast along, getting good grades and not participating in the dumb shit that could probably get him killed (even though he would in a heartbeat if his friends were in danger. duh). he'd be a teacher's favorite, probably having conversations with his favorite teachers during free time. okay ik this isn't technically at school, but i swear to god he would be dumbledore one day. like he would be the chill ass headmaster who gets shit done while also being very la di da life is nice flowers are pretty type of person. that being said, his favorite candy is and has been lemon drops ever since dumbledore got him addicted to them. his favorite classes would be potions (he'd surprisingly get along well with snape) and he'd just be great and mixing shit right and just knowing how much of stuff to add in ("how much powdered root do i add?" "about three and a half shakes." "that's not a measurement, meeks." "*shrug* it works"). he'd stick with his small friend group and love them to death, but he'd be a friend to all really. he'll help anyone that comes to him asking for help with homework (and though he won't admit it, he gets super prideful when it's someone a few years ahead of him).
stick (muggle born): harry potter if harry potter could've been more harry potter. like he would just be a part of everything and end up being part of some prophecy that demands he'd save the world and at first he'd be like HEY i'm just a small boy but then he'd grit his teeth and finesse the shit out of this preventing the end of days stuff. he'd definitely be a gryffindor, and fucking proud of it. he'd be the seeker on the quidditch team because he is so short and small and yeah he'd fucking kill it there. he'd kind of be the shy one no one expected much from, but once he starts absolutely wrecking the shit out of the other houses' quidditch teams, he'd become sorta popular? like people would invite him to parties and stuff and he's too nice to say no, but he'd mostly just hang around the outskirts, saying hi to the other poets if he saw them and mostly talking to chris and ginny (danburry, not weasley). he'd like defense against the dark arts and minerva mcgongiall would become his literal mother i can't explain it. he'd have an owl as a pet and treat it like it was his own child, telling it thank you every time it brought his mail or took his mail. as for candy, he'd like drooble's bubble gum because the bubbles are all magic and shit and i just feel like that would make him so happy <3
chris (pure blood): the older sister lesbian <3 she'd be a sweet hufflepuff who would be friends with everyone while also being the greatest socialite the school has ever seen. you know that party that practically the entire school attended and talked about for months on end? she planned that shit. she'd be like pitts in the respect that she'd help all the first years find their way in the school and in life in general. she's just such a warm and kind person that everyone would love her. she's have a little pink pygmy puff to match ginny's purple one, and she'd give it such a perfect, human name like lila or something. she'd be great at muggle studies and all the teachers would love her. also every one is so invested in her relationship with ginny it's adorable. he favorite candy is acid pops even though they make her eyes water like crazy. she'd make pretty good grades, every once in a while getting one slightly lower than she'd expected, but she always manages to bring them up to her satisfactory level :) she would not play quidditch, but she would go all out to support ginny, even though they're in different houses. that's what i call love, baby.
ginny (half blood): the mom lesbian <3 she's a ravenclaw and also one of the sweetest people in the whole school. while chris helps other with the social aspect, ginny will help anyone in any subject they need help with (she and meeks are a help duo on this). she's quieter and less social than chris, but she's one of the best chasers the ravenclaw quidditch team has ever seen. she'd end up team captain by fifth of sixth year. she'd be like oliver wood in that she is sO invested in the team's success that at sometimes she'll go a bit crazy, but chris is always there to help her put things back into perspective <3. she'd make stellar grades of course, being good friends with all of her teachers. her favorite candy would be the sweetest things like fairy floss. as previously stated, she'd have a purple pygmy puff to match chris's pink one, and she'd also give it an adorable human name like lisa or something. ginny's just sweet to everyone, especially neil and his friends.
I DID IT. IT TOOK FOREVER AND A FEW HAIL MARYS BUT I DID IT. enjoy besties <3 love u all
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U kno what I'm thinking about, demonrry sitting in the dark on angels birthday for like hours waiting for her to return all because he wants to be a dramatic lil shit
He’s just sitting on the ground, sulking in nothing but his underwear and fuzzy socks, wearing a birthday hat and blowing a party horn sadly.
‘You’re pathetic.’ Onyx’s voice rumbles in his head, full of cruel amusement.
‘It’s like watching an episode of Naked and Afraid.’ Nimbus’ higher pitch chimes in, a cackle following his insult.
Harry spits out the celebration prop in his mouth, brows furrowing as he snaps at his dogs aloud, well aware that they can hear him from downstairs. “Shut up before I cast you back to Hell.”
Onyx ignores his threat, continuing to badger him. ‘Why are you being so dramatic? She’ll be back in a few hours.’
“I miss her. I always have to wait to celebrate her birthday after it’s over.”
‘So? At least you get to do it. Just because it’s late doesn’t make it any less meaningful.’ Nimbus reasons easily, and Harry sometimes wonders how a hellhound can be so wise while simultaneously being a top tier dickhead. But then again, they say a dog is a direct reflection of its owner; like father, like son.
“Just let me throw a fit in peace.” Harry grumbles begrudgingly, fiddling with the gold foil tassels hanging off the end of the cardboard toy. “I deserve it.”
‘People are dying, Kim.’ Onyx quips sarcastically, and Harry almost laughs at the pop culture reference. It’s pretty amazing how quickly his dogs have taken to the 21st century ideals— he figured they’d struggle a bit to adapt since they rarely visit above-ground, but a few episodes of reality television and access to drama channels on YouTube appears to have done them well.
“I just want her to see the cake I made her, okay? I worked really hard on it!”
‘The longer she goes without seeing it, the better. It looks like shit.’ Onyx taunts.
Harry groans in exasperation, chucking the party blower at the wall in a futile (and humiliating) attempt at making an exaggerated statement. “It’s not my fault I ran out of baking powder!”
‘Well, the cake looks like it went through a landslide. I say you just chuck it in the bin and buy one at Publix.’ The other mutt suggests, his tone taking on a dreamy hue. ‘Get vanilla bean with raspberry filling. I like that one.’
“I don’t remember asking for your opinion. Just leave me alone and go sniff each other’s arses.”
‘Oh, and do meringue instead of regular frosting!’ His brother tacks on excitedly. ‘It’s fluffier and not overly sweet.’
The demon blinks at the ground, mildly stunned. “How do you two know all this?”
‘Zumbo’s Just Desserts.’ The hounds answer in unison.
Harry scoffs in disbelief. “You’re a pair of the most lethal predators in the world and you spend your free time watching Food Network?”
‘And you’re one of Lucifer’s most renowned demons, not to mention a likely candidate to become the next Prince of Hell, but you’re sitting here decorating cakes with pink hearts and blubbering like a clingy idiot, all on behalf of an angel. Not the pot calling the kettle black.’
The young man purses his lips pettily. “Touché.”
‘Exactly. And what else are we supposed to do?’ Onyx argues hotly. ‘You won’t let us hunt anymore!’
“Because last time, you almost killed the neighbor’s cat.”
‘How were we supposed to know cats are off limits?!’
“Common sense. It had a collar and a name tag.”
‘And an attitude. Muffin had it coming.’
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—— 1 year anniversary to Landslide [BOB FIC]
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Wow! 1 year! I can’t even believe that just last year, I was sat in a lake house, in the late hours of the night, trying to figure out what idea was going to be my next for another Band of Brothers story! I remember the moment and where I had been sitting when the idea hit and looking back, I’m so glad it hit when it did. Landslide is far from that little idea I got in that lake house, but has continually developed, grown and changed in ways I look back and can’t even begin to think about how it even happened!
Natia Filipska has been a character that I will cherish close to my heart. Of course, I adore my other OCs and will always love them, but Natia holds an even more special place there in my heart because of the challenge in writing she has offered me. She gives me a challenge everyday - whether it’s having to rewrite a scene 5 times because “it’s just not her” or completely starting over a chapter because knowing Natia, she’d have a better way to get out of this situation.
I’ve also made one of my absolute favorite ships, coined “Fliptoye” by a few readers (you know who you are hehe) and it has grown to truly be a favorite of mine for so many reasons. There was no “love at first sight” or really anything like that. Just two human beings realizing they genuinely care for each other and enduring both the struggles and hardships that come along with realizing in war, you care for something that war can also touch. That for one of the first times it is not longer just about you or the buddy next to you. Natia Filipska and Joe Toye have been a joy to write!
And of course there was the month of disliking Richard Winters, the iconic nickname of “Mapkeeper” for Lewis Nixon, the Roman History nerd jokes that have now developed with Ronald Speirs, the slow start of some sort of friendship because of cracking a joke about Nix with Harry Welsh, and the comfort of a friend from Carwood Lipton.
Even Joe Liebgott and Natia Filipska have swiftly become a favorite duo and I can completely agree. Getting to see where they started and where they are now — from seeing their differences and arguments and heavy weighted disagreements to know finding ways to comfort each other even in the midst of war and making sure the other is okay and even eating. They’ve definitely been one of my favorite duos to go through that sort of character arc together.
AND OF COURSE, we can not forget one of the most important driving forces in the fic, Death, himself (alongside the sarcastic bits of War haha), most importantly the personification of Death. What draws me to a character like him, is more than anything the fact words can not be communicated between Natia and Death yet they hold such a strong willed connection, that you almost don’t need to worry about words. Each layer that builds with their connection, leads for an even darker end and makes Death even more fascinating in the end.
You can’t forget a guy like Agent Mortem! Without him Natia and Agent “Fidel” wouldn’t be here right? Right? Right….? Well…..anyway…..even with who he is and his partially uncovered past, Agent Mortem remains a heavy asset to Landslide as the leading cause for WHY Natia could possibly even be the way she is and to provide backstory on a multitude of other things, and for reason for Natia to have her redemption. There’s so much unexplored. And I’m so ready to talk about it! :D
Landslide has challenged me in ways I can’t even begin to describe both mentally and emotionally with my writing. I’ve had to rewrite, rework, edit over and over just to get it right but at the end of the day, it is always worth it. In some ways I don’t even know what else to say, and almost think the story can speak for itself! It is made for you to interpret it they way you wish to interpret it, there’s no right way to see who Natia is or what Landslide is about — whether for you it be about family, friendship, love in war, darkness and overcoming that, the struggles of mental health, finding your own inner peace or independence….whatever it may be, I hope it has possibly even helped you somehow in anyway :) Even with the MAJOR HECKING ANGST (LMAO💀) or the extremely sad parts (that honestly are probably just super sad to me LOL), it still is a fic full of lessons and stories equally about someone like Natia!
Landslide has challenged me in ways I can’t even begin to describe both mentally and emotionally with my writing. I’ve had to rewrite, rework, edit over and over just to get it right but at the end of the day, it is always worth it. In some ways I don’t even know what else to say, and almost think the story can speak for itself! It is made for you to interpret it they way you wish to interpret it, there’s no right way to see who Natia is or what Landslide is about — whether for you it be about family, friendship, love in war, darkness and overcoming that, the struggles of mental health, finding your own inner peace or independence….whatever it may be, I hope it has possibly even helped you somehow in anyway :) Even with the MAJOR HECKING ANGST (LMAO💀) or the extremely sad parts (that honestly are probably just super sad to me LOL), it still is a fic full of lessons and stories equally about someone like Natia!
I can’t WAIT for whatever else this story has to bring to the table! With still a bit of writing for the future to go, it makes me so incredibly hopeful for an end in sight on both Landslide and Natia’s character and peace for all those lost throughout the story <3
Thank you to EVERY single person who took a chance with Landslide and took a read, if you were from Day One, saw it while scrolling through Wattpad or AO3 or Tumblr, or even saw the Spoon meme! I appreciate each and every single one of you! Whether you voted, commented or left a kudo, or just even took a read! I appreciate you SO MUCH! I can’t even begin to describe the joy this story has brought me and the challenges as a writer it has provided. I’m hopeful for the rest of this fic and hopefully for one or two more to come!
Special shout-out to @vintagelavenderskies for being by my side with this project since like DAY ONE?!?! EVEN BEFORE DAY ONE?!? I don’t even know but just genuinely for so long, how could I not tag you! You always are just so excited to hype me up as well as Natia (the lil bean) and give me support and comfort for whatever I was doing (especially that support, there was some rough moments throughout the year and the fic lol!) I just can’t thank you enough for your friendship and joy you’ve brought to me! <3 Thank you my friend, so so much, for everything! :D
I’ll also shoutout a few more lovely people who have just been…..absolutely wonderful in providing both support, or insight, wonderful commentary or just sweet messages throughout writing this! @tvserie-s-world (thank you for all the moodboards!!)@wecomrades @stressedinadress (credit do you my friend for og fliptoye name!!) @pxpeyewynn @whoahersheybars @kryzes @holdingforgeneralhugs @martinsrestingbitchface @whovian45810 @geniedocroe @thoughpoppiesblow @how-are-those-nuts-sarge @alienoresimagines @alejodi0nysus @brichard-bwinters and just genuinely anyone else who even sent me a small ask or message, I appreciate it so much and your support or love or help in anything Landslide-related, helped me more than anything! <3
THANK YOU! TO ALL OF YOU! I don’t know what else to say except thank you. Thank you for letting me bring who Natia was, alive through this fic as well as her spirit and compassion of ending the war. Along with her friendships of Easy Company and hardships of both her past and mental health. It’s been an honor and privilege — here’s to many more! ✨
Happy reading! <3
tags: (because you’ve all been there for support and I simply adore you all <3) @sunnyshifty @alienoresimagines @vintagelavenderskies @julianneday1701 @huenoclue @liebegott @hellitwasyoufirstsergeant @sunflowerchuck @tvserie-s-world @wecomrades @thoughpoppiesblow @pxpeyewynn @rogue-sunday @stressedinadress @jalapeno-peaches-andhersheybars @lovingunderratedcharacters @legally-devorak @sgtxliptons86 @alejodi0nysus @mrsalwayswrite @heffrcns @curraheewestandalone @supervalcsi @xthefourthx @whoahersheybars @kryzes @papersergeant-pencilsoldier @whovian45810 @how-are-those-nuts-sarge @geniedocroe @holdingforgeneralhugs @martinsrestingbitchface @pipster4107 @mads-weasley
-> Feel free if you wish, to drop a favorite part that you really enjoyed from Landslide so far, a favorite memory or moment, happy or sad, a possible favorite quote or friendship if you wish too! If you feel even more inclined, questions are open as well! I have work all day but will be home to answer ;) THANK YOU ALL <3333 (mine has GOT to be the whole lone wolf thing lol!)
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hello besties. i am here because i love the sweet, sweet validation of a ship in the evening. i also love to overshare so i'm really going to be spilling the beans here for overall accuracy™. congratulations on hitting 300. you guys deserve it so much, and i am so proud of you!
so, i am a virgo sun, gemini rising, aquarius moon - and i feel the need to include the other three from the big six because i am very much not virgo energy, i think, so i've got a leo venus, leo mercury, and scorpio mars. i'm super into astrology and the symbolism behind it all, i've always loved the stars and the myths for the constellations. the planetarium was my absolute favorite field trip when i was younger because it was just so mystifying and interesting to me. there is so much we don't know, and i need to know more. i've posted selfies before but for the sake of not searching: i have kind of strawberry blonde hair, hazel eyes, i'm 5'5 and plus size! :)
i have the weirdest taste in movies, and i'm not embarrassed about it. my go - to comfort movie has always been the first live action scooby doo, i actually have majority of the script memorized from one summer where it was the only thing i watched. i also love lilo and stitch, which was my go - to movie when i was a lil kiddo, and i think i modeled a lot of my personality on lilo. it also definitely helped me cope with having a family that was definitely messy and not perfect, but no matter what in lilo and stitch, they were happy. and i looked up to that so much. favorite christmas movie is definitely the santa clause, favorite halloween movie is hands down halloweentown high.
i would say i'm relatively middle ground in terms of introvert v. extrovert. i like to say i'm incredibly extroverted, and i can be! i typically am. but in situations where i'm uneasy or i don't necessarily know that layout, i am incredibly shy and quiet. but i've been told me being quiet is uncharacteristic of me, so i'd say that i lean more towards extrovert.
i can touch my tongue to my nose :) i can also play the clarinet. a quirky thing i can do is write pretty well, or so i've been told. i am also a master at karaoke. please believe me.
listen, i was definitely a harry potter kid growing up, so if we're talking one that i would reread a million times over, i would probably place it more on harry potter. there is just so much universe beyond the main plot that leaves you wondering what you can experience next. however: i am a huge fan of the book eleanor and park. as a plus sized individual, i struggled a lot with acceptance in my appearance, and the quote, "eleanor was right, she never looked nice. she looked like art, and art isn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something," really resonated with me in high school and was a grand comfort. i also like lord of the flies :)
i am an early 2000's pop junkie, so generally anything by natasha bedingfield - but especially her song with sean kingston. love like this puts me in absolute TEARS - it is so embarrassing, but i love that song. also what a feeling by one direction, especially now. it reminds me of my best friend, and the vibes in it are just so good. typically, in terms of music, i listen to more indie pop, for sure. my friends have described my music taste to be 'lesbian cottagecore' at times, as well, which i've been fleeting from lately due to just basking in nostalgia for a while, but i always go back to my cottagecore roots.
i am a salty person, for candy i actually prefer sour candy, so i'm rarely a big sweet person at any point. but i would rather have something savory than something sweet at any given moment. but i will say i was not one of the kids that ate salt packets at the lunch table, i was respectable.
i have been collecting earrings lately, so i hope this counts. right now i have this big late eighties, early nineties style earrings and they're purple with neon pink and green flowers painted on them and i got them at a thrift store lately, and i've been pairing them with everything i can - they are just so adorable.
my pet is my sweet baby angel patches. when things got rocky at my house, my sister brought home patches, and she and i instantly clicked. she knows when i'm sad or upset and she comes to me and cuddles - she knows how to open doors and cabinets. she refuses to eat dry food and will only eat wet food - but only chicken and turkey because she gets sick from beef and fish. she is a super picky and personality filled cat, but she is my best friend and i love her.
i've got three ideal dates and i will describe all of them.
001: going to the planetarium but it is just me and my date. we sit in the walkway instead of the chairs and lay back ( because the planetarium in my town has those really long ass steps ) and stargaze at the fake stars and then watch the space documentaries until the planetarium closes.
002: arcade date where we spend way too much money on the games and earning tickets so we can spend all of them on each other, and we would get matching mood rings or necklaces and then end the date in the photobooth taking ridiculously cheesy photos.
003: so, in wisconsin we have the betty brinn children's museum and it is just a big ol' interactive museum and when i went they had a bunch of little activities and places to take photos and stuff and i genuinely think it would be so fun to go there and relive a childhood memory and like experience that with someone i actually like. also the photos would be so cute.
other fun and quirky facts about me: i know every song from high school musical by heart and i will sing it if someone mentions it to me, i love thunderstorms and rainy weather and i will sit and watch the rain for hours, i still play toontown :(, i really want to join the circus one day and i probably won't but it sounds really cool, i am extremely sentimental and keep physical memories from good days: like a movie ticket stub, or confetti from a concert, i have dozens of photobooth pictures store away in a box. i love just having a physical reminder that i had a good day with someone.
okay that was so much of me to say, i am so sorry, but thank you very much for your time :)
Hi love!
❤: First of all, I've seen your selfies and you are absolutely gorgeous. Literally so cute. So let's start there. I was reading through this and was just so impressed by your writing, too. You are incredibly talented, my dear. I would be fine with being best friends, just throwing that out there. You just sound like so much fun.
Ship: Sam
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Because: I think you and Sam would have nonstop fun together. He would watch live action Scooby Doo with you literally whenever you ask. I think he would love how outgoing you are. I can see him going thrifting while on tour and finding you earrings to add to your collection. And he would be the perfect date to spend hours with at the planetarium.
Scenario:
The first time you and Sam kissed was in a photo booth
He had taken you on a date to an arcade where the two of you proceeded to spend far too much money on tokens
At some point in the night, he had dragged you into a cramped photo booth, pulling the curtain closed behind you as you both sat down on the tiny bench
"Let's show off our rings in this one," he said gesturing to the matching mood rings the two of you had bought with your tickets after a particularly good game of skee-ball
You touched your rings together for the first picture, cocking your heads so they were angled in towards each other
*Click*
For the next picture, Sam took your hand in his and put his other over his mouth, feigning surprise over your ringed finger
*Click*
You threw your head back in laughter, catching his gaze as he shuffled in his seat for the next picture
He was caught up in you, smiling at you like he was in love as you laughed
*Click*
Your laughter subsided into a light giggle as your chin dropped back down and you met his gaze
For a second, the two of you just stared at each other
Then, in the heat of the moment, Sam leaned in and connected his lips to yours, moving his hand to cup your jaw
*Click*
Ignoring the noise of the photos printing out in front of you, he deepened the kiss, pulling you closer to him
The two of you were finally broken out of your trance when someone knocked on the photo booth, asking if you were almost finished in there
You giggled again, bringing a hand up to Sam's mouth to wipe away the lipstick smeared across his lips
He pulled the photo strip out and handed it to you, letting you add it to your collection of memories
You didn't really need the physical reminder though. You were never going to forget this moment
I hope you liked it! Thank you for the request!
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get shipped here!
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