so i finally decided to “tell” my dad about Project Moon. And by “tell” I mean “Limbus Company. Library of Ruina. They are definitely games I like” and nothing else.

4 days later he just texts me this

how am i

supposed to respond to this

If I had a nickel for every time I've gotten a comment on a Kitsune/Jesse ship drawing with the person telling me they were jealous because they simp for Jesse, I'd have four nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened that many times.

Like what am I supposed to say to that? What is the appropriate response?

“i used to like you” that shouldve stayed between you and god

I was making fun of my friend for playing overwatch and he said “what if Floofty Fizzlebean was in overwatch would you play it then” I can’t

We had absolutely bonkers insane record turnout for a midterm today in our district (60% !!!). Also, I got the most insane comment from a voter ever:

Me: would you like a sticker? Voter: yeah I’ll put it on my brother’s grave

obsessed with the gal at work who casually told me today that she had assumed i had “a husband and kids.”

like

also credit for the good place pic to @ukulelekatie it’s my new favorite thing

When that clingy guy you ghosted for your own sanity texts again and no one's there to stop you responding so you do intending to sound super cold and unfriendly but really ur just like

'im good 😄😃👋 how r u?😁😆'

My friends literally hate me 😭😭😭

a group of freshmen just handed me an apple impailed onto a flower stem??? is this supposed to be flirting???

Thinking about how last night, at 1 AM, my sister (who isn’t into Ace Attorney) and I were at ihop, and I was very tired and my ADHD meds wore off hours before, so I was rambling about Ace Attorney and trying to explain to her why I don’t believe Gregory Edgeworth was 5’9. I was trying to tell her that, at least in my head, he was 6 feet tall.

And she goes “You say he’s 6 feet? Yeah, 6 feet underground” and I didn’t know how to respond

imagining the story from pei ming's perspective is rlly funny i think. this god from all that time ago ascends again (you were there for the first two times) and immediately waltzes into a situation that fucks something up for your descendant (putting both of your reputations on the line, messing up how hard your descendant worked to become a god and how hard you worked to ensure that he would have that chance) and then refuses to let you smooth the situation out and on TOP of that your friend's little sister (who hates you and who you are trying to look out for by request of your friend) is on your case about it too. so you've gotta work all that out and then like. you chill for a little bit (still kind of upset about your descendant) until your friend undergoes a heavenly calamity. and then in the space of like A Day the god from earlier shows up again with a fucking ghost king, your friend dies, the little sister you're supposed to be looking out for disappears, and everything just kinda goes to shit. so you're like. grieving. trying to process everything. until your OTHER close friend goes off the fucking rails with the spirit of that guy she murdered, and then you get called out to the spooky ghost mountain where you're confronted with the girl whose death YOU were essentially responsible for and have never really come to terms with, and then like. you just kind of hang out with these gay people until everything resolves itself. fight some ghosts. fight the heavenly emperor. get your friend to stop being evil for a little while so she can fix the filing systems. and then you just have to keep being the god of love i guess

hot take but i think we gotta stop saying "all comments on fic are good comments". like i definitely am guilty of saying that but it's 100% untrue bc i definitely get comments that are like, were you people raised in a barn that this is how you behave around strangers. like just trying to be funny or witty and just coming off as horribly rude. or like my friends have shared comments that are just bafflingly unkind bc the commenter is making a joke and somehow has zero sense that if you're not friends with someone, you shouldn't be an asshole...?? like no, not all comments are good, because some of you are out of your damn minds and have no idea how to behave

I have ideas yet no motivation to write but hear me out

Bot/con of your choise x reader

There is a bot/con stranded on Earth, alone and injured, they barely have the strength to pull themselves the safety of a cave not too far from where they crashed, animals evacuating the are as quickly as they could. They loose consiousness, thinking this'd be the last thing they see but one day, after the years have taken their toll on the bot/con, their optics finally flicker back on, light so dim the creature infront of them could barely tell the difference, and the same as them, the large alien couldn't tell what was infront of them.

The human did what they could, using whatever they had to connect or seal the cut wiring, mend the torn metal, doing what they could to stop the bleeding, cleaning away the rust, caring for this stranger the best they knew how to. It wouldn't heal the bot/con, but it'd keep them alive, that was enough for both of them

Till one day, they are found. The bot/con carried away to safety by allies who wonder how they could still live, what has been caring for their injured friend, and the human has to come back to an empty cave with no sign of their injured friend.

They couldn't move on their own, not far anyway.

So, had another human found them?

Judging by the size of the foot steps on the ground, no.

They were alone, their friend taken away to who knows where, who knows if they'd ever see one another again, who knows if they were even on the same planet.

All they had was the hope that whoever had found them could heal what the couldn't

this websites hatemail game is INSANE

I may have had a dream where Hawkmoth looked liked his son…and in wuxia setting…and it gave me an idea

you know afo only had a copy of the afo quirk when he died, shigaraki still has the og afo quirk.

so the shigaraki mom vestige still exists just within tomura right....?

people have the afo and yoichi vestiges will decide to disappear away together theory but what if she is present there too to be with them. the whole family is reunited for a brief moment, exchanges some final words with each other, before fading away peacefully.