turnstechgodhead
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did you seriously think she was going to turn out normal with all you left her? shes related to both you and dave after all, you should have known better.
i can't See her.
i have never been able to.
i have always been able to See.
if i cannot See, my... thought process is more loose.
i had hoped she did not have the same gene that dave does.
...
"maybe... maybe she does like to knit."
"Fuck yeah, Ro"
"Who knows maybe this shit'll blow over too and we'll pull through, n you can teach her how to"
"...i really hope so."
...
hope is as much something you are born with as it is a skill you need to hone.
yet it's always impossible to get rid of.
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[Click click click click sws]
[Click click click click sws]
[Interlude start]
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hiya im reopening the server
25 slots only rip
-you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
17+ for the brogatory specific role
-make an intro
-you HAVE to post your age in the intro. i get if you dont want to publicly post your age for privacy reasons, but i require an exact age in dms at least. this is for comfort n my boundaries n making sure ppl arent trying to worm in etc
-be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and dyke and faggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
-assume things are in good faith if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either here or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
-because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don't say anything. it's not your business. ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
-always source art if you post it. don't have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
-no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
-on that note: We Don't Accept Stridercest/incest/generally '''problematique''' ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it's a stupid argument for multiple reasons. the stridercest/incest stuff is in the adult only server. idk if ill accept invites for it rn.
-no 18+ stuff. or suggestive stuff.
-if you go by a name shared by a character in HS, please choose a nickname for yourself, and dont leave other people to do it.
-if you're someone who's plural/multi/whatever, you HAVE to make an intro for every alt/hm/brain buddy/parasite that wants to speak in the server, and they have to follow all of the above rules.
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"yeah i'm fine i think"
"You've never sneezed like that before. Kinda weird."
"yeah... what's weirder though is now i really kinda wanna strife you"
"Me? The hell did I do?"
"i dunno! cmon bro lets get outta here plus it aint like you hate sparrin with me anyway you practically fangirl all over me every time"
"I don't fangirl."
and are you still very set on not checking on him :|?
0rphiichaze asked:
i know you’re mad at dirk, but we’re worried about him !! sure he’s a piece of shit, but he’s our piece of shit. yknow?
Anonymous asked:
You sure bout that? Then maybe you should go check on him. He *is* your Bro. Just... Different
Anonymous asked:
If you can’t look away, then ignoring it is simply putting off the inevitable.
Y'all re still fond of him huh
I'm sure lil Dave would be ecstatic to hear this
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Chat said manbun bro NOW 👍
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THEYRE GONNA PUSH KOSA THROUGH SENATE APRIL 8TH
EVERYTHING IS IN THE HOUSE’S HANDS
BOTH BIDEN AND SENATE SUPPORT THIS BILL
Please call/email/fax your house reps and tell them to say no to this bill.
PLEASE CALL THEM TOMORROW CUZ MONDAY IS THE DAY WHEN THE SENATE IS WORKING
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i miss you. my prince. haahaahaa.
[You hate silence.]
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hiya im reopening the server
25 slots only rip
-you HAVE to be 16+ to be here.
17+ for the brogatory specific role
-make an intro
-you HAVE to post your age in the intro. i get if you dont want to publicly post your age for privacy reasons, but i require an exact age in dms at least. this is for comfort n my boundaries n making sure ppl arent trying to worm in etc
-be kind. no slurs or anything (queer is not a slur and dyke and faggot are allowed but keep it to a minimum for the sake of other people.)
-assume things are in good faith if you feel like things are not in good faith, DM me either here or on tumblr/send an ask and ill do my best to take care of it
-because this is fanstuff, there will be no shipbashing/shiphate. if you dont like a ship someone posts, don't say anything. it's not your business. ship discussion is allowed ie: asking why someone ships something, disagreeing with them, and remaining civil about it.
-always source art if you post it. don't have the source? Do Not Post It. (memes with official sprites are more lenient)
-no discourse. no politics talk. i will not be making a vent channel.
-on that note: We Don't Accept Stridercest/incest/generally '''problematique''' ships in this server and absolutely we do not accept bashing of it either. i think it's a stupid argument for multiple reasons. the stridercest/incest stuff is in the adult only server. idk if ill accept invites for it rn.
-no 18+ stuff. or suggestive stuff.
-if you go by a name shared by a character in HS, please choose a nickname for yourself, and dont leave other people to do it.
-if you're someone who's plural/multi/whatever, you HAVE to make an intro for every alt/hm/brain buddy/parasite that wants to speak in the server, and they have to follow all of the above rules.
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Thinking now about Dirk loving puppets because Alpha Rose lets Alpha Dave know his interests so Alpha Dave contacts the Jim Henson company so that baby Dirk sees him acting alongside Muppets for his PBS style educational videos. Alpha Dave also putting together a "making of" for when Dirk is older showing how even he had trouble remembering the Muppets were actually puppets and not costars, showing little bloopers of this adult man trying so desperately to put together a curriculum for the apocalypse. One tape has Elmo doing the lil "Elmo loves you, Dirk! :D" and then it's revealed that it's the only Muppet voice Alpha Dave could get right so that's him saying that. No one fucking look at me
#hey what if i killed you actually#im taking us both out#holy shit i need to go think abt this for like a year rhghrghrgrg#hs#reblog
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robro, why not teach dirk how to fish ????? I mean, you guys r surrounded by water,, atleast have a fishing rod on standby if you don't already have one
[ Art by @turnstechgodhead ]
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CROWD CHEERING
dirk grow up
[ Art by @reinabeestudio ]
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streamin brogatory non srs stuff yaaa. sillay stream
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ATTCKING . what if i just bite on him and
@turnstechgodhead howdy. Brogatory Good(tm) 🧡
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be the cowboy
apparently this is a mitski reference that was not my intention as men cannot listen to mitski
apologies for the appropriation
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