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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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ffffuck might make a shi don rocinante pmv atp. fuck fuck fuck
#anzu says shit#AUUUUUW GF J#i mean its the shortest out of all of the projects ive worked on.#rocinante is literally just one minute long. I can handle that easily and better that dream sweet for sure
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when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like
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Argalia 💙
I just started using Snuffles and am still just learning how to use it, but it seems to me that my collages are working fine against all expectations 🥰
I also made some more collages with Snuffles, but I'll show them a little later ~
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had a vision and my wonderful friends told me to post this
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u know those mutuals who you are like silent buddies with and you never talk to each other but you reblog each others stuff and when you see them on you’re dash you’re like yooooo thats my bud!!
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”
if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night
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