๊ฅWomenโs Day๊ฅ
Happy International Womenโs day!! I hope everyone had a lovely day today :] I thought this would also be the perfect excuse to write some demon slayer characters and what they would do for womenโs days!! Also The internet NEEDS more Enmu content so I am here to deliver.
Warning!: Mention of spicy time (not in detail or anything), Muzan being a lil asshole (not surprising) and some very handsome demons. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Akaza
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Akaza clears all his plans for womenโs day!! He makes sure to have the day OFF. He finishes his missions on time and gets everything done before this day.
Literally always remembers and wakes you up with kisses on your face, gently murmuring โGood morningโ as he sets a vase of flowers on the bedside table.
This day is so special to him, Itโs the day he has an excuse to just shower you in love! Akaza makes this day like a second anniversary, He lives for it!
Silent late night walks in a forest near a river or stream, maybe a little picnic too^^ He admires the moonlight on your skin and the way you smile as you tug his arm to walk faster.
Chocolates, Flowers, Jewellery you name it! This guy is on top of his game and wonโt let you down, Not like itโs even possible to be let down by Akaza BUT YK-
Heโs your little puppy for the day! So cute
Akaza is so sweet 10/10 HUSBAND MATERIAL!
Douma
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Okey so hereโs the thing, Douma wouldnโt plan it. He probably forgot until one of his followers mentioned it or (if you have a calendar because lets face it Douma wouldnโt have one) Heโd check a calendar and be like โOh yeah!โ *snaps fingers*
Heโll shower you with attention and love! His gifts include Jewellery and New clothes! If you like reading, Douma might find a way to get his sharp lil hands on a book youโve wanted for a long time^^
I donโt think heโs such of a chocolates type guy though, Thatโs okey though! He makes up for it I promise!!
While he canโt eat normal human food, Heโd make his followers make you some so he can munch on a human while you eat your normal food.
Unless you are a demon, then yippe! You share a human together ๐ So romantic
Douma is a clingy little dog (ignore that he is clingy no matter what day-)
9/10๐
Muzan
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Muzan would definitely forget or perhaps he doesnโt really care?? Who knows.
Doesnโt see why itโs important. I mean, Itโs not like he gets a โInternational Menโs dayโ so he doesnโt see whatโs so special in Womenโs day (๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ)
Nevertheless, if he sees you upset about him not celebrating it then heโll sigh and walk to your side, wish you a (Rather forced) happy womenโs day and hug you. Muzan hugs are very rare, THATS HIS GIFT TO YOU
Donโt expect gifts. Donโt expect special treatment. Donโt expect worship. Donโt expect lovey dovey romantic dates.
Itโs not like he doesnโt love you, Muzan loves you!! You are his Queen and heโd die without a second thought for you, its just that he thinks itโs stupid and its a waste of time to be upset about it.
-1/10. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER MUZAN!
Enmu
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I think everyone knows that Enmu treats you like a Goddess on the daily anyways but MY GOD
Maybe wonโt give you flowers but his hands and eyes are all over you, He just canโt let you go for the whole day
Heโs so sweet, Heโll do anything u say!! Heโs so sweet itโll make your teeth rot
You two probably share a meal of some sorts
Probably wrote you a poem for the occasion
If you are a demon, a picnic on top of the train is a must!! I wouldnโt recommend if you are a human though, Stream blowing directly on your face might cause respiratory issues-
Might turn a little spicy at the end of the night ๐คญ
9/10 GET YOURSELF A MAN LIKE ENMU (and pls gimme more Enmu fanfics Iโm desperate ๐ญ)
Kokushibo
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Like with Muzan, He probably doesnโt remember. Infact, I donโt think heโd even know something like this existed. He wonโt even notice until you confront him that itโs womenโs day.
A bit confused tbh. Why is there a womenโs day? What do you do on womenโs day? Does this even exist or are you just trying to get him to pay attention to you? Is he supposed to give you something?
Heโll remember from that day on, Wishing you a Happy womenโs day every year.
Maybe heโll take you stargazing if youโre lucky
Give him loads of kisses! Heโll make it up to you by little gestures such as holding your hand or kissing your hand
6/10. Good effort Koku
Thank you so much for reading Sugar Cookie! Until next time!! Remember, Requests are open^^
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Happy International Womenโs day to all the superior perfect Goddesses on this earth, especially my beautiful Mommy, Rosie!
Today, itโs my proud duty as one of the many pathetic, drooly chinned, sissified, incompetent boys of the world to be an example and voice for all the arrogant โmenโ out there who donโt know their true place bowing and kissing Womenโs feet!
I mean cโmon boys! Without Women, who would change our full diapers? Tease us? Feed us? Laugh at us whenever we make a fool out of ourselves (A.K.A. always โบ๏ธ)? TRY to teach us things like numbers and voโฆ vow-cab-you-larry? (mommy chose not to spell check that one for some reason! She said it was cute though so who cares! ๐คญ) Who would spoil us rotten like the dumb clowns we are to them! Who would let us watch them change and paw at our padding on occasion? (no touching of course! ๐) Thatโs right boys! Nobody!
Itโs my hope that soon enough WE are the objectified gender! WE should be paid less. WE should be stereotyped as the ditzy homemakers! WE should be ogled at no matter where we go or how we dress! WE should be talked down to like we know absolutely nothing! When WE get bullied by a Woman, our first thought should always be โIโm privileged sheโs even giving me attention! Girls will be Girls after all! ๐คคโ Personally I think every statue and painting commemorating a boy should either be replaced by a Woman who ACTUALLY did something or have a thick diaper permanently added to his butt ๐ฅฐ
So to all the silly boys like me, always remember: Your purpose in life is pleasing Women! Even if its just giving them something to point and laugh at~ Heres my contribution! Enjoy the photos, Ladies! ๐
(P.S. heres a little screenshot of me asking permission to make this post in honor of @roseredcheeks !!! I love you mommy! Iโd say I hope it meets your standards, but as a big dumb baby boy, I know I could NEVER impress you besides how full I can make my diaper! I can ALWAYS do more for my Queen!!!! ๐๐๐)
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