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suddenlyalright · 1 year
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One two three NYA
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muadweeb · 2 years
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louis....look at what i have discovered, in the deepest of oceans, there lives bob l'éponge who resides inside a pineapple house....merde....il est cuisinier de friture....what a sad, despondent life he leads....
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treasureplcnet · 6 months
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do i think weissman would try very hard to be a good dad? yes. do i think he would be good at it? i am pleading the fifth
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spaceinvadeeer · 3 months
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the sillies i love them
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knightlystargazer · 5 months
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non ti lascerò mai più andare via
One w/out the text
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spoopup · 10 months
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yeas
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cod-dump · 1 year
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At the soapghost wedding-
Rudy: Pull yourself together Ale
Alejandro, a sobbing, snotty mess because he’s an absolute SAP: I-I’m Try-Trying
What You Deserve
AleRudy, SoapGhost
(Disclaimer: I don't speak Spanish so I used an online translator. I am sorry if it doesn't come out legible or accidentally summons demons when read out loud)
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Alejandro hadn’t expected Ghost and Soap to visit the Los Vaqueros base. The pair were glowing when Alejandro and Rudy greeted them. He could feel their joy and excitement.
“My friends! What has you smiling so broadly?”
Ghost, who had an arm on Soap’s shoulders, squeezes them and immediately Soap held up his hand. There, a simple silver band with a gold stripe rested on his ring finger. Alejandro gasped and Rudy grinned. They were getting married. They grabbed they men and smooshed them in a hug, Soap laughing loudly.
It took them a moment to release them, both jittery with excitement and joy, now matching the energy of their friends.
“We didn’t want to tell you over the phone.”
“I would’ve killed you if you did!”
They ushered the two off to grab drinks. They had already told Laswell, seeing that they were in the US first to tell her. Then they flew here to tell Alejandro and Rudy.
“You have to stay for dinner!”
Soap looks at Ghost and grins, “Told you they were going to ask.”
Ghost rolls his eyes fondly, “Laswell stuffed us with pie when we saw her.”
“Then we’re going to have to stuff you with birria tacos.”
Soap slaps Ghost chest to prevent him from saying anything, “Oh, we’re staying!”
They ended up going back to their house, Soap deciding to help Rudy in the kitchen while Alejandro and Ghost were banished to the living room. Ghost was bouncing his knee as Alejandro grabbed them beers.
“I can’t believe you’re finally getting married!”
“After carrying the damn ring in my pocket for a year, yea.”
Alejandro laughs, “A year?”
“The most gruesome year of my life.”
Ghost and Alejandro open their beers, Ghost taking a swig. Alejandro could tell he was wanting to say something. The bouncing knee and now him fidgeting with the beer bottle.
“Something on your mind?”
“Yea, I was wanting to ask you something…”
Alejandro tilts his head and Ghost breathes out before looking to him, “Would you be my best man?”
Alejandro, of course, was in mid drink of his beer when he processed the question. He immediately choked on the drink, almost spilling the rest of his beer while trying to blindly put it on the coffee table. Ghost panicked and pat his back to help clear his lungs. After a moment of coughing, Alejandro breathed in.
“You… want me to be your best man?”
“Yes?”
“Me- Simon, I love you. I am honored that you have asked me but- what about John? Kyle? Kate?”
Ghost laughs, “John is more like my father and Kate is unofficially my mother if you haven’t noticed. Not exactly best man material. And Kyle is Johnny’s best man. You should’ve seen the river he cried when Johnny asked him.”
Alejandro stared before he grins. He grabs Ghost and pulls him into a hug. Ghost immediately hugs him back, laughing.
“Is that a yes?”
“You bet your ass it is!”
After a minute Soap yelled from the kitchen, “I’m assuming the coughing and yelling is because Ale is now your best man and not that you killed him!”
Rudy screams, “ALE IS GOING TO BE HIS BEST MAN?!”
After dinner and much talking, Ghost and Soap left even though Alejandro and Rudy insisted they stayed the night. Alejandro was riddled with anticipation, unable to sleep that night. Soon Alejandro was helping get ready for the wedding. He of course made time with Rudy, planning their outfits and shopping for wedding gifts. It was truly one of the happiest they had felt. They had been to weddings before but this one was different. Two of their closest friends were getting married. Two of the bravest men they had the pleasure of knowing.
Two men, like them, never knew if they would ever be able to have this.
Alejandro and Rudy didn’t have an actual ceremony when they had gotten married. They took the quickest route to tie the knot because, at the time, they weren’t sure if they would ever get another chance. Though Rudy has told Alejandro time and time again that not having an actual ceremony didn’t bother him and he was happy, Alejandro felt as though he deprived his husband the wedding he deserved.
The wedding was taking place in Scotland, at a church that was near a cliff overlooking the ocean. This was where Soap’s parents had gotten married. And now it was where Soap would be marrying the love of his life. Alejandro was up one night talking to Ghost about it, he could hear the smile on his face even over the phone. Alejandro was outside, enjoying the cool breeze as they talked. He was watching Rudy through the window as Ghost expressed his excitement and joy.
“Every little detail matters. I’m going to make it the most wonderful and memorable day of Johnny’s life.”
Even though Rudy was smiling as he read his book, Alejandro felt himself frown.
“All of us are going to make sure you both have a wonderful and beautiful day, Simon. It’s what you both deserve.”
Alejandro had the pleasure of helping wrangle everything together along with the rest of the wedding party. Gaz was trying to act like he wasn’t holding back tears as they planned his best friends’ day. Alejandro had found Gaz sobbing behind some flower arrangements.
“Kyle?”
Gaz didn’t bother to look at him, “They’re killing me!”
Alejandro saw that Gaz was looking at his phone, seeing a paragraph of text from Soap.
“Johnny just sent me a rough draft of his vows. It’s so sickening! I might throw up with how sweet it is!”
Alejandro smiles and pats Gaz’s back, “Save the tears.”
“If I do that I might flood the church!”
Price wasn’t much better. He, Laswell, and Alejandro went with Ghost to look at tuxedos. When Ghost tried on the third tux, Alejandro could see Price struggling to keep it together. Laswell had to step away to give herself a moment before she came back. She was also taking a million pictures, Ghost groaning when she kept having him turn around.
“I don’t even know if I want this one.”
“I don’t care! I’m savoring every moment of this!”
Ghost didn’t pick a tux that day but no one was in a rush. That night, Gaz called and talked about Soap and how his father and mother were pestering him about growing his hair out for the wedding. Alejandro laughed, he couldn’t imagine Soap with a full head of hair.
“It’s getting closer…”
Rudy nodded, falling asleep on Alejandro’s chest. Alejandro thumbed his wedding ring, wondering what kind of wedding Rudy and him would’ve had. Something traditional? A small gathering of their closest friends and relatives? Rudy hasn’t been in contact with his parents and family for years. Would they come? If not, who would walk Rudy down the isle?
“Estás pensando demasiado alto, amor.” (You’re thinking too loud, love.)
“Lo siento, flor” (I’m sorry, blossom.)
Rudy mumbles, burying his face against Alejandro’s chest. Alejandro sighs, closing his eyes and attempting to drift off to sleep. For the next couple of months, up until the wedding, Alejandro continued to think. As everything built up, to the decorations, seating arrangements, guest list, food— All Alejandro could think about is what Rudy and him would’ve chosen. He tried to not let his busy mind get in the way of helping make his friends’ most amazing and impactful day of their lives become reality.
The dancing classes Alejandro attended with Gaz, Ghost, and Soap was fun. Soap insisted that Alejandro and Gaz were going to dance together at the wedding, and Alejandro laughed as Gaz stared at him in judgment.
“I don’t dance.”
“You will!”
Gaz groaned loudly before turning to Alejandro. Alejandro had to laugh at the face he was making as they followed the dance teacher’s instructions.
“At least you haven’t stepped on my feet yet.”
Immediately after those words left Alejandro’s mouth, Gaz purposely stepped on his foot.
“Oh, my bad.”
Alejandro went to say something when he noticed Ghost and Soap as they practiced. He saw how carefully they moved, Soap grinning like a madman. Ghost was looking at him like he was the only person in the whole world. Alejandro stumbled over his own feet and made Gaz lose balance, causing him to fall against Alejandro. They didn’t fall to the floor, thankfully, but they still were in a awkward position.
“You clumsy ass!”
The old lady who was instructing them gasped at Gaz’s words while Soap laughed. Alejandro helped Gaz stand while grinning. Once Gaz was standing on his own, he smacked Alejandro’s shoulder and backed away.
“I don’t know how Rudy deals with you!”
“I am very charismatic.”
Gaz glares at Alejandro while the instructor announces that it was break time. Soap and Ghost walked over with matching grins.
“Do we need to separate you two?”
Alejandro shrugs, “I don’t know what’s Kyle’s issue. I thought we were doing fine.”
It isn’t a secret on how some friends can’t work with each other due to how they distract one another. Gaz and Alejandro so happened to be that type of friends. Well, sometimes they were like that. But they knew that this wedding was important and they weren’t going to be the ones that disrupt it.
“I swear if it rains-“
“Tents exist, Simon.”
Soap and Ghost were set on everything happening outside. The actual ceremony would happen inside the church but everything else would be outside. Alejandro and Gaz had been running around to make everything was perfect. From looking at pole tents, DJs, what drinks and food to serve, getting all allergies down— It was a lot of work but they were happy to do it.
With the wedding right around the bend and finishing touches being made, Ghost became increasingly anxious. He was pacing as he and Alejandro went over last minute details to make sure everything was perfect.
"What if he changes his mind about marrying me?"
Alejandro rolls his eyes, "Mi hermano, in what world or timeline would Johnny not want you?"
Ghost sighs, "Just... he could do so much better than me."
"Simon, you are a damn good man. I can't imagine a single person who is better than you."
Ghost huffs but Alejandro could see a hint of a smile in his eyes. Alejandro helped Ghost arrange a gift to be sent to Soap the night before the wedding. A simple bottle of whisky and chocolates with a note. Ghost worried he should have something more extravagant delivered but Alejandro assured him Soap would love anything he sent him. From a bottle of wine from the corner store or a bottle of whisky straight from the distillery.
Alejandro had to help Ghost calm down enough to sleep. Though he, too, had a hard time settling down. Tomorrow was the big day.
"No sneaking out the window," Alejandro joked as Ghost sat on his hotel room's bed.
They decided Soap would stay at his parents' house while Ghost stayed in a hotel. Alejandro and Rudy were staying in the room right next door and Laswell was in her own room with her wife down the hall, Price in the room across from hers. If Ghost did try to run (which he wouldn't in a million years), someone was bound to catch him in the act.
Alejandro groans and falls into the bed next to Rudy. He feels his husband rub his back which made Alejandro groan again.
"Can't wait for the wedding to be over with?"
"I love Simon and Johnny but god I had no idea planning a wedding would be this exhausting."
Rudy hums and Alejandro felt his heart twist. He would've been just like Ghost if he was planning his wedding with Rudy. Every detail would matter. Location, guests, decorations, the food-- Everything. Alejandro sits up in the bed, kneeling in front of Rudy.
"Mi amor? Something wrong?"
Alejandro reaches over and takes Rudy's hand, thumbing over his wedding band.
"Remember when we were kids and you talked about your dream wedding?"
Rudy sighs, "Ale-"
"Rudy, please..."
"Yes, but that was years ago. What child doesn't dream about their wedding?"
Alejandro scoots closer, "I should've given you that wedding. Some way or how-"
"Alejandro, I don't need a wedding. I am married to you, not having a ceremony does not change that."
Rudy moves and crawls closer to Alejandro, cupping his face.
"I am happy, my love. I have you and that is what matters."
Even with Rudy kissing him to seal that fact, Alejandro still felt doubt. When they were children, while Alejandro was sword fighting the neighborhood kids with sticks, Rudy was creating stories. One story was his wedding. Back then, Rudy and Valeria would 'kidnap' Alejandro and have a dramatic mock wedding. If Alejandro knew those silly games would be the closest thing he had to having a ceremony with Rudy, he would've done things differently.
When morning came, Alejandro put on a face for the wedding. He felt anxious so he knew that Ghost was going to be far worse.
"Today's the day," Alejandro muttered as he went to make sure Ghost was ready to get this over with.
Rudy parted from the hotel after giving Alejandro an encouraging kiss. Hearing Laswell finally let out a sob when reality hit her brought Alejandro's attention back to Ghost. They dressed Ghost, made sure everything looked in order, then headed out for the church. Alejandro could feel the tension coming off of Ghost in waves, the man fidgeting with the cuffs of his suit.
"Everything is going to go perfectly, mi hermano."
Ghost breathed out, head resting against the back of the seat, "I hope so... I never thought this day would come for me..."
Alejandro pats Ghost's knee, "Course it would come. Just had to wait for Johnny."
Ghost cracks a contagious smile that Alejandro couldn't help but return.
Everything from that point on, thankfully, went without issues. The guests were behaved (Alejandro was concerned about Soap's family but he wouldn't dare say that out loud), everything was in place, the priest was ready to go-- Everything was perfect! Gaz had given Alejandro an earpiece so they could communicate and Alejandro couldn't help but laugh.
"This isn't a mission, Kyle."
"Uh, yes it is. A life mission."
Alejandro laughed as Gaz continued out, both of them making sure no issues even had a chance to take root. Finally, it was time. Everyone took their places, and soon the ceremony started. The priest took his place at the alter, then Ghost took his place with Alejandro following suit. Alejandro could see Rudy in the crowd, near tears. Alejandro could see Ghost fidgeting again as the rest of the wedding party took their places and, finally, Soap walked down the isle with his father.
Alejandro could see the awestruck look on Ghost's face, the love and adoration as Soap made his way down the isle, kilt and all. The look never went away, even with Soap standing in front of him. Alejandro found himself imagining him and Rudy in their position, in front of an alter, family and friends around them, laying witness to their union. He was unaware of how much time passed, of what was said. Alejandro was lost, imagining a beautiful ceremony, catered to Rudy and all that he ever dreamt of.
Then the priest started to give a speech about marriage and he snapped out of it. Ghost and Soap seemed almost lost staring at each other, the love so strong that Alejandro could get sick by it. Finally, it was time to exchange vows,
"Simon and John, have you come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in marriage?"
"Yes."
"Will you honor each other as husbands for the rest of your lives?"
"Yes."
Alejandro could hear a shake in Ghost's voice as he spoke, holding Soap's hands in such a delicate manner. As if he was afraid this would all go away if he squeezed too hard.
"I, Simon, take you, John, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life."
Alejandro could see Price sobbing, tears streaming down his face. Laswell was rubbing his shoulder, tears also in her eyes.
"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, take and wear this ring as a sign of my love and faithfulness."
Ghost managed to slip the ring onto Soap's finger without dropping it. The man was barely containing his shaky hands. Alejandro swallows hard, thinking about the ring he had gotten Rudy. It wasn't anything special. Wasn't expensive or worth showing off. It was just a plain wedding band, something to show that Rudy was taken. Nothing more.
There was more preaching and prayer until, finally-
The kiss shared between Ghost and Soap was the most passionate one Alejandro had ever seen them share. Tears in their eyes, Soap cupping Ghost's face as they smooshed their faces together. Alejandro swears he could hear Price losing it but he didn't look to confirm it. After the priest's final blessing, the wedding party begun to leave. Soap's nieces who served as flower girls skipping down the isle, throwing their petals with glee.
Alejandro joined with Rudy as soon as he could, choked up by it all. He swept his husband into his arms, not giving the man a chance to say anything. He captured his husband's lips into a kiss before pulling away, holding his face.
"Let's get married."
"What? Ale-"
"I want a do over. A ceremony."
Rudy places a hand over Alejandro's that held his face, "Ale, I don't need a ceremony."
"But you deserve one. And I swear I will give you one."
Rudy chokes up, leaning in to kiss Alejandro. They part smiling, tears wetting their cheeks. They made their way back to the rest of the party, Ghost and Soap pressed against each other, staring at each other like there was no one else there. Alejandro kept a firm hand on Rudy's, smiling.
He'll make sure his husband gets this. It's what he deserves.
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qalrey · 6 months
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just two teenage girls who are crushing on each other fighting over some guy
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it's been years since i've drawn furries with human-like features
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comchan · 1 year
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【ウゴウゴルーガ】 シュールくん
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mausinly · 4 months
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BIG BURLY FLUSTERED MEN with a/o who takes one of their hands and kisses their knuckles - knuckles that have been covered in blood - and big burly man (I’m imagining König) just self destructs. Blue screens. Combusts.
Unwinding after operations is always a hassle. There's this limbo between finishing the mission and arriving back at base where adrenaline is still high, but you can't stay in one place long enough to come down from it.
Everyone is still milling about the building your unit is using as a temporary base. Counting your dead, if any, and treating the wounded before heading to the drop ships to fly back to KorTac's base.
You and König are holed off in a corner of the courtyard, you being seated on a bench with your back pressed against the wall while he sits on the ground between your legs. He rests his head back on your thigh, and you can feel the way he fidgets. Itching for something when there is nothing left to do but wait. His mask is still on, along with the rest of his gear. One of his hands idly tap your ankle, trying to find some way to release this anxious energy he has until you both can get back to base, where he knows it's safe.
You look down at him and remove your gloves, placing them aside before sneaking one of your hands under his hood and the balaclava beneath. Your fingers drag against the column of his neck, and your nails gently scratch his nape, making him groan and tilt his head back further to look up at you.
König let's out a grunt and fixes you a curious look. You hold out your free hand toward him. "Give me your hand." You murmur, and he does so compliantly.
He melts a little at the pleased little smile you give him, eyes darting down to where your hand holds his. His are so much bigger than yours, thicker too with the bulky material of his gloves. The fabric is stained red, speckles of blood still wet and crimson. He frowns a little at the idea of your hands becoming stained as well.
König thinks to rip his hand from yours, but falters when you begin to tug the leather off his fingers and down his wrist until his skin is released from the suffocating material. His hands are rough, pale and scarred and calloused. Your hands aren't perfect, but they are much more delicate and pretty than his in comparison.
You seem to disagree, though, with the way your hands trace the shape of his. You spread his fingers a little, dragging your nails along each callous and faded scar. It's almost devout in the way you study each line of his palm, the pads of your fingers so gentle against his skin.
You lift his hand up to your lips, tenderly pressing a kiss to each knuckle. You start at the base before moving down each finger, almost as if you don't want any of them to be left out. He would have laughed at the thought if his body wasn't frozen like a deer in headlights.
Your eyes fall down to his and your smile widens at the absolutely mystified look in his eyes, stormy blues flickering between yours and your lips against his hand as his pupils dilate.
His mouth opens and closes underneath his mask, but any attempts to speak die in his throat. How could you put so many thoughts in his head that he is unable to fabricate them into words? Do you have any clue what you do to him?
You let out a small chuckle and go back to kissing his hand, trailing your lips down across his palm and the back of his hand. You pull down the edge of his sleeve just to press your lips to his wrist. König groans as your affection doesn't let up, long and pained as his head lulls against your thigh and he drapes an arm over his eyes.
"Du wirst mein Tod sein, Engel..." He murmurs, thankful that his mask hides the stupid grin on his face.
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As a trilingual person, "knowing more than one langue will improve your speech and vocabulary" is such like....well I don't wanna say scam or double edged sword but what I'm trying to say is that I FORGOT THE WORD FOR CARROT IN MY FIRST LANGUAGE WHAT TF IS THAT LONG ORANGE VEGETABLE CALLED BRAIN I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT SO WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME ALREADY ?!😭
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starlightseraph · 5 months
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the world needs this right now.
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mel-loly · 2 months
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-Happy Easter..💛
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okaysign · 10 days
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Q: How does it feel to wrap up the activities?
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mishapen-dear · 11 months
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i've mentioned here and there that i made a relationships/dynamic spreadsheet. i have finally put it to use. look on my Works, ye mighty, and despair.
-extra note: i am not omniscient and i cannot watch every stream. i may have missed a sibling declaration or two.
-extra extra note: i currently speak only english and used google translate for the rest. if theres a translation error I'd love to know- i wont be able to go back and fix these, but im always so curious about how accurate google translate can be
extra extra note pt 2: do. do other languages use guardian as in "legal guardian" as in "not a family member but still Primary Caregiver of child" because i am suddenly aware those translations might not be correct. on the other hand tho if google translate decided that the parents are guarding warriors of the eggs im not going to argue
#qsmp#i should have added a ??? line for fit and philza tbh#look at just how beloved forever is <3#his dynamics have dynamics#he and richarlyson are also part of The Issue when compiling a fucking. whatever the hell this si#maybe a chart not a graph it is currently 4 am and im gonna schedule this#anyway i did legitimately consider making one of those classic family tree charts and just sticking richas in the centre so he wouldnt caus#too many lines to overlap but i think this worked out fine#absolutely delighted i thought of the columns it saved my ass#this server is Three Months Old#look at them founding those families#philever stans i see you and im sorry#if i included a heartbreak line then this would have been completely incomprehensible#fun fact to translate the silly 'king what are you doing' i made google translate#'chad what are you doing' instead so there would still be the grammar of a proper noun#but i wouldnt trick it into thinking king is an honourary title#i might not know the grammar of any non-english language but Oh Boy i know there are Traps#or maybe english's traps have just made me paranoid#either way#also. richas was added to bad's family art wall and bad baghs and forever have called each other family enough that#i made the executive decision to just adopt richarlyson out to the other two#richas called bad basically his mom tonight i can do what i want#and baghera gets to be part of that line because. honestly i wasnt thinking about him being Extra Canon Nephew#and i refuse to change it for reasons above re: it is 4 am; they are family#tho the thought of bad having three children separately attributed to him is hilarious.... maybe if i ever remake this ill do that#also note: i do know that foolish and bad had a kid called jimmy However i do not know what a jimmy is#so#scheduled post
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