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aturinfortheworse · 2 months

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ethical dilemma i am having in Fallen London (major spoilers for the railroad storyline, minor spoilers for Heart's Desire):

I spent two goddamn irl weeks learning ancient and forbidden knowledge and gambling on goat-demon hockey that isn't being played in a place that doesn't exist and swearing oaths that i didn't swear so that i could duplicate gilgamesh to give him his heart's desire without him betraying his true love (something he didn't seem concerned about when he was trying to scare me into losing at poker in his nightmare garden!!!)

and now. i am at the two-in-one wedding/heart transplant ceremony. and i don't think i should let him marry the tower!!

At first I didn't think the ancient sapient tower really cared who it married as long as they were willing to be turned into a city, but now that we're here I actually think it really wants to marry the multi-faced human leader of the tracklayers union. Who would make a better city of the tracklayers anyway.

OTOH I am a ______ __ ___ ______ so fuck what anyone else wants. and i spent SO LONG making illegal moves in the nonexistent goat demon ice hockey games i was gambling on in order to correctly arrange the standing stones for this.

The spider-demon-solicitor-baroness says that substituting Gilgamesh for Mrs. Helmet Head is not a violation of the board's contract with the tower, but the tower will be mad about it.

I'm okay with the tower being mad at me (since it's contractually obligated not to destroy my railway line) but I don't want Furnace to be mad at me, because we're friends and I'm a terrible ______ __ ___ ______.

#fallen london #this is a good game #GOD THIS IS KILLING ME #I DONT WANT FURNACE TO BE A CITY. I WANT FURNACE TO STAY A HUMAN.#WHY CAN'T I JUST ASK HER ABOUT IT?????????#i dont want to TRICK anyone. i just think ive found a mutually beneficial solution yknow?????#but thats not one of the options #no. actually. i think we can safely say that the tower doesnt consider the manager a suitable option #it's had plenty of time to consider him

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szczek · 7 months

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can’t draw

#god this is killing me

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cyber-harpie · 2 years

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Is it a bad decision, stylistically, to have a bunch of incomplete sentenced? I'm trying to capture this high-sensory mood and attaching a verb and action to everything is killing the flow. Can I just go "His dad's Italian leather in sharp relief against the gray concrete. His mother's pale toes squeezed into pink pumps." And not have to attach "He saw" at the front of it??

#god this is killing me #I feel like I've seen incomplete sentenced used like this before #It's just hard to get it through my head that not everything has to be grammatically correct in writing #As long as you know what rules you're breaking and why #Writing advice #Writing help #the harpie speaks

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plinkcat-gif · 2 years

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here's the song, i can see obt ironically liking it but kks and rin cant tell lol

hey u wanna know something about the song that i was just referencing in the og post

they are not that different.

#kirpy answers #THAT SONG SENT ME INTO A LAUGHING FIT AHDKAHSKFJKFGK #idk the story that well but i do think ik what u r talking ab now #god this is killing me #i don’t think he would like listen to the music casually??#no idk. bc i listened to fnaf music and dubstep out loud all the time despite how my mom hated it #she is not sensory seeking like i can be #nor is she autistic but yk what i mean #anyway.

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noelledeltarune · 7 months

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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fantastic-nonsense · 5 months

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#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life #what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))#jimmy carter #rosalynn carter #henry kissinger #us politics #world politics

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theoldkyokodied · 7 months

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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forgetful-nerd · 5 months

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The real reason we’ll never get another Turtles Forever is because if these three met then they would absolutely destroy everything in their paths.

Also they’d verbally eradicate any villain’s self esteem in like 10 seconds.

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gracefallen · 7 months

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eyes roll at her correction , but he doesn't bother challenging it. smile soon appears back on his face , though , brows raising as he glances back to her. " well i don't need to add anything ! but we can always put it to the test someday , huh ? i'd happily buy a tape measure if it means proving you wrong ! " head shakes , laughing as he goes back to his bookshelf. " ah , yeah . 'cause i'm the reason they're not about right now ! " offering her an amused look as she approaches , he turns , leaning himself up against the shelves. " come on , now . you don't really want me to go anywhere ! " teasing words given before he gestures towards the books on offer. " i'm looking for a copy of alice in wonderland . sounds stupid , i know . but rumour has it that it's haunted ! " proclaimed dramatically , hands shaking in front of him , clearly not believing the tale. " my friends think i'm going to be too spooked to retrieve it , but i'm going to prove them wrong just like i'll prove you wrong someday ! " nudging her shoulder , grin widening as he leans in closer. " so . seen it anywhere ? "

continued from here ♡ @starlcved.

#god this is KILLING me #i love them sm thanks #starlcved #╰ * BEN SOLO : thread .

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saewokhrisz · 2 months

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