Some more doodles I did today

I had to do it. The Glontch must be universal

FORGET ABOUT MY AGONIZING PAIN JOEL UPLOADED PIZZA TOWER PART 3 FINALLY LET'S GOOOOO

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i didnt know i couldnt change my name for a month after changing it, now my splatoon name will be glontch for 30 dayz

today i went over to my friend's house and made her watch me play the entirety of pizza tower starting from world 3. her reaction was the same as most. which was "this game is funny and silly but i think it would give me a fucking aneurysm if i tried to play it"

oh good to see jabroni mike is doing S/P ranks in pizza tower, glad someone i watch is

Glontch

hi gang 🥴🥴

i rise from my hellhole to remind you that. i have not died. do not worry.

just uh. haven't been drawing/posting a lot here lately! dunno why! just haven't!

but here have a glontch (fake peppino) for compensation

This isn’t Milk

It’s a hot Summer day. Peppino’s been working hard in the Pizzaria and is desperate for a drink to quench his thirst. Even The Noise seems sympathetic as he offers Peppino a good ol’ bottle of milk. Peppino eagerly accepts and glontches the entire bottle. To Peppino’s horror, he instantly realises that it wasn’t milk.

So what was it? The Noise refuses to tell him and leaves. Peppino spends most of the episode frantically trying to figure out what he just drank. Gustavo helps by taking him to several places that sell various drinks, but they get no closer to solving the mystery. Peppino gets so desperate by the end that he drinks any type of white liquid he can find, including chemicals like bleach. The episode even includes a dirty joke about Peppino leaving the bathroom after trying… something else.

Eventually, Peppino needs his stomach pumped at the hospital due to everything he’s ingested. He’s got a get well soon card on the side of the bed from Gus, who’s looking after the Pizzeria while he recovers. When The Noise comes to visit, he finally reveals that it was mayonnaise mixed with yogurt and almond milk; a combination that’s disgusting but not harmful. He admits that he didn’t tell Peppino because seeing him panic was funny. Needless to say, Peppino’s mortified about the whole ordeal.

As Noise smugly leaves Peppino’s room, he grabs a sample glass of lemonade and swigs it down… But as The Noise instantly finds out, it isn’t lemonade.

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Need someone to glontch my shit stupid style

Tyrian: Mr. Hunts Man, I have a bottle of milk for you!

Jaune: Oh, thanks!

Jaune: (GLONTCH!)

Jaune: THIS ISN'T MILK!

okay so uhm uhh

@glontchpilled THIS PERSON TRIED TO GROOM MY FRIEND

Listen glontch, I don't really know you and stuff and I might look like a bitch but I'm a nice person (one of my friends told me what you did please don't go after them) @sapphiredefandomnerd :'I I'm sorry (for multiple reasons really)

GLONTCH

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