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I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction
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there are two countries. USA, and Europe. and everyine who says anything about the USA, that isb ad, is a Europeman. you use Celsius? congratulations. youre from Europe (the country)(European). you dont .ike Eat Delicious Jimmy's Regional Hamburger Chain? okay Europe guy. youre not Joe Biden president? well then youre Privileged to have EuropePresident (the president of Europe) (Boris Johnson? ithink) so shut up about our American politics you ()Europe) (the only other place in the world) would never undrestanding, rthat in America, we have regional subdivisions and local dialects(you dont have those in Europe)(the other coutnry there is)(iuts just one coutnry basically and america is like 50 countries in a trenchoat did you know that?). and so. Youre not allowed to be mean to me or hamburger every again :/
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#SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN#jumping through the waves#feeling like the mermaid i was truly meant to be#except when your foot touches something#that’s no bueno
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company party
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#was torn between ‘a fun location near home’ and ‘hyper specific’ but the answer is a skate hop#which was a bimonthly event at the local skating rink that was a mix between skating and a dance party#so i voted hyper specific bc i have to explain what a skate hop is
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piarles = french galex; galex = english piarles
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I’m not built for this nonchalant bs. I was made for soul crushing, borderline obsessive, endless devotion.
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me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog
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Basically all you need to know about Challengers is that myself and the two strangers on each side of me consistently raised our hands to our mouths in complete synchrony SEVERAL times.
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#the dilfometer readings are off the charts!#<- prev i am actually losing my mind seeing these two together!!!
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“Britney’s in the wall”
Rosberg’s long, flowing blonde hair proved inspiration for then Williams team-mate Mark Webber, who began calling Rosberg “Britney” when in discussion with his engineers. This nickname stuck as Rosberg continuously got called Britney by the other formula one drivers.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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