Beyond obsessed with people being blatantly rude to John Winchester cause they like Dean and fucking hate John. That’s so my shit.
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reblog to put john winchester in the mortar and pestle and crush and grind him into a paste
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you look good tonight, girlfriend, can i sleep in your bed?
father / the front bottoms
(click for quality)
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watching old episodes and realizing how little John actually fucking taught them. like they learn in episode 6 that shifters' eyes flare on camera, with saying "oh wait some cultures think the lens can catch your soul." they didn't even carry salt with them in the pilot with the ghost, the white woman or whatever.
and yeah you can blame it on the writer's getting their footing or whatever, but I choose to blame it on John :)
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fuck John Winchester. all my homies hate John Winchester.
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"You are a better man than your daddy ever was. So you do both of us a favor: don't be him." Bobby Fucking Singer I LOVE YOU
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i found it and like. WHAT THE FUCK JOHN
john sends dean on a hunt on his BIRTHDAY so that he can spend time with SAM. HE SPENDS DEAN’S BIRTHDAY WITH SAM AND MAKES DEAN GO ON A HUNT WITH LESBIAN GHOSTS. fuck you so much john winchester.
also yes i fucking bought the journal sue me
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a very specific headcanon i have that i've just written into one of my longer wips (so you won't see the scene for an age) is that john is kinda a dick abt food and dean's eating habits. and he's just. so oblivious to the amount that his kids are suffering when he's gone. because dean sure as hell is not gonna bring up how the money is never enough, how they're near starving toward the end of some weeks. how they've relied on charity more than once. so when john comes back and gets them big full meals and dean especially practically inhales his food (bc he's hungrier, bc he's given more of his portions to sammy) john chides him to slow down, it'll make himself sick etc etc. but dean struggles. and he's always SO eager for burgers and pie and carb-y filling things. because he's starving. but he gets a reputation for "eating junk." john teases him for it. or berates him for it when he's feeling especially mean. when dean's older, stanford era, and they meet up for a hunt and get lunch dean still digs into his food a little too quickly, he asks the waitress for pie with a little too much gusto, and john shakes his head, laughing, saying it's a good thing dean's a hunter, it's a good thing he's got the grueling work to keep him fit or else all those burgers and pies would've definitely caught up to him by now. laughs at how dean still eats too fast, "you've done that since you were a kid. never grew out of it, huh?" and dean bites his cheek, bites back a remark about why he always ate so fast, why he's still always squirreling away food and jumping at every "free food" "free samples" opportunity even now when money is easier to come by
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Dean is less brainwashed by John than Sam thinks he is
Sam is more brainwashed by John than either of them thinks he is
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mamas on a cunting trip and she hasn’t boots-ed the house down in a few days
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reblog to have wild horses trample john winchester to death and obliterate his corpse
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mary being forced into the life by her parents just like her dad just like his dad etc and deciding she wasn’t gonna do that to her kids in order to end this cycle of trauma and abuse and then john’s just like don’t worry mary now that you’re dead i will take it upon myself to pass on your generational trauma
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Dean was never going to grow into John's jacket and I think that's both a heartbreak and a victory
this absolutely crushed me
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A little something from a short and sweet post-canon thing I’m writing.
In it Jack is a little kid again rather than a literal god and Dean is adjusting to domestic life with Cas. It’s terribly sappy but I needed the catharsis lol.
May or may not post it to ao3 someday,, for now hope u enjoy <3
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