the meme without a joke .

thinking about how chase is all the worst parts of house and all the worst parts of cameron and all the worst parts of foreman. about how he is cameron's guilt, cameron's blame, her white-knuckled grip on the past, her need to believe things are her fault, but none of her care, none of her sympathy, none of her bone deep kindness. about how he is house's disdain, house's offhandedness and indifference, house's resent, but none of his drive, none of his anger, none of his kicking and screaming stubbornness. about how he is foreman's rationality, foreman's skepticism, foreman's need to prove house wrong, but none of foreman's objectivity, none of his calm, none of his knowing when to egg house on and when to put his foot down. about how chase isn't a good doctor, but he's a yes-man and he's a devil's advocate and his moral compass swings wildly in every direction and he's a shit disturber and he's a snitch and he's an asshole and he's a doormat. he has no good qualities, he just has whatever bad ones house can exploit at whatever given moment.

My  f a v o r i t e  Eric & Donna Moments #68

I love their hugs. 🥺

It’s all “I can fix him” this and “I could help him” that. No babe, he would break you psychologically whilst doing the worm over your grave.

Uh oh can’t stop binging House 🥴😛

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

That '70s Show pilot (1998) / That '90s Show trailer (2022)

Again the implications here are WILD

THAT ‘90s SHOW | S1E1 - That ‘90s Pilot: “You’re upstairs people now.”

I need a version of The Hangover starring those four 🤣

THAT 70s SHOW (1998-2006)  THAT 90s SHOW (2023) 

THAT 70'S SHOW 2x21 "Kelso's Serenade"

House M.D. | 1x10 Histories

love how on each episode of house one of the minions gets to take their turn being the bigot that day

Eric Forman as a dad. It was worth the wait. 😭

it’s so funny to me at the beginning of the show chase appears like a gay little critter, and foreman like a regular straight dude then towards the end of the show chase seems like a stereotypically attractive straight douchebag whilst foreman leads the lonely lonely existence of a closeted middle aged gay bachelor