there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)

Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]

Uk journalists are wanting to talk to under 18 trans people who DIY their hormones.

DO NOT. DO NOT TALK TO JOURNALISTS. NEVER TALK TO THE MEDIA ABOUT DIY. OR ANYTHING. TREAT THEM LIKE THE POLICE. DO NOT FUCKING SPEAK.

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

Folks, it has happened again on another job I applied for.

god I fucking love strawberries

i got into ACOC a lot later than everyone else did so apologies if someone else has already made this connection but

the existence of the Ramsian Doctrine— the belief that the Hungry One will not eat "junk food" and thus the Bulb cannot overcome it unless all "junk food" is erased from the world is so unbelievably sinister when you take into consideration that most of the Bulbians we meet are Vegetanians.

Consider for a moment the world Calorum would be if it had remained instated, and the Bulbian Church HAD gone on to wage a proper religious war, a genocide of all "junk food."

Because sure, the main target of that doctrine is Candians, no doubt about it.

But when all the Candians are taken care of, do you think they would be done? Do you think they'd believe that all the junk food was gone? Because I don't.

What about all the fat in dairy foods, in meat?

All the carbs in bread & grain?

All the sugar in fruit?

And when no one was left outside of Vegetanians, then, THEN, what happens?

When the only people left to purify are your own... what do you do? Do you keep going, certain that there MUST be junk food hiding amongst your people, keeping the Bulb from triumphing over the Hungry One? Or do you finally realize that the Hungry One isn't coming, and the Bulb isn't going to triumph over it? Do you look out over your perfectly cleansed landscape and realize that YOU are the junk food, YOU are the ROT that is consuming this world. YOU have become the Hungry One?

oh he was GUILTY guilty

it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

i think. people are way too against rpf as if most of their "cute cubito ship moments" arent just the people hanging out normally

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

Btw the solution to TikTokkers abusing the meanings of psychological terms is not gonna involve treating the DSM as the word of god

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

on the way home, the Tesla Model 3 barreled into a tree and exploded in flames, killing von Ohain, a Tesla employee and devoted fan of CEO Elon Musk. Rossiter, who survived the crash, told emergency responders that von Ohain was using an “auto-drive feature on the Tesla” that “just ran straight off the road,” according to a 911 dispatch recording obtained by The Washington Post. In a recent interview, Rossiter said he believes that von Ohain was using Full Self-Driving, which — if true — would make his death the first known fatality involving Tesla’s most advanced driver-assistance technology.

Finally, they have a witness. A survivor of an Autopilot mishap who can testify that the driver was using Full Self Driving mode at the time of the crash.

See, this has been impossible thus far because (1) survivors are rare, and (2) Teslas are programmed to automatically disengage Self-Driving milliseconds before the crash so that when investigators review the telemetry it clearly shows FSD wasn't turned on.

And due to this technicality, Musk has been able to claim Autopilot has never killed anybody. Until now.

Ouch, hit me right in my ADHD.