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jelloapocalypse · 19 hours
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Somehow, finding a dead body on the beach isn't the worst part of Molly's day. Can she escape a candy-coated wonderland? This two hour audiobook preview contains the first six of seventeen chapters from "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic," available now in book stores everywhere.
The first six chapters of the Prison of Plastic audiobook are going up on YouTube LIVE in just a few hours! Join the Premiere and listen along with your fellow!
Listen to the rest of the audiobook here: https://shorturl.at/msOU4 Buy the audiobook USB cassette here: https://shorturl.at/JLQT5
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mutiniir · 20 hours
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Tfw the two gay peacocks at the zoo start a mating dance off
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speyerboot · 3 days
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@hellobeau sent me 2 more copies of the epithet books with some surprise doodles.
I just really wanted to show off the Don Infusio doodle, we all know what Ramsey looks like.
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disarraydoodlez · 2 days
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Tired Blyndeffs!
Really just a leftover sketch from CLE I got to have fun with, but with the new extended Molly villain song it works! Giving Molly a bit of bed-head was fun.
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ryderdire · 2 days
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Epithet erased or as I call it neglected 12 year old gets adopted several times.
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grepevine · 2 days
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School stuff
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cannibalfodder · 2 days
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I literally cried while making this/j
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zora-salazar-daily · 3 days
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Day 103
A Zowa
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abby5577 · 9 hours
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It's been a long day. Have a soup dad.
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epithetemporium · 3 days
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reguarding the trixie mario kart post,
do you have thoughts for the other characters? like mains/ skill level/ play style that kinda thing
love ur posts sm :3
(Naww thank you <33)
Molly
she WILL hit you with that green shell
especially right before the finish line
in fact all that stored up anger makes her incredibly good at sniping people with items
Molly knows about a few shortcuts but doesn't really use them because she's too worried about ruining her race by failing them
mains Toadette (and Isabelle but technically she isn't really a Mario Kart character but I'll ignore it since she's in the game)
her favorite track is Maple Treeway
Phoenica
She's too nice to use the items
actually she doesn't even really RACE at all, because it's irresponsible to drive a vehicle at these speeds
Feenie tries to apply real world driving laws to Mario Kart
it does not go well
there are no laws in Baby Park, only chaos
She loves the Princess drivers the most and adores the Babies
Uses smart steering
ALWAYS picks Daisy Circuit because of the statues of Luigi and Daisy together (she thinks they're very adorable)
Trixie
as said, she mains Drybones
Trixie knows ALL the important game breaking things. Shortcuts, best item spots, what would theoretically be the best combo, you name it
I think they'd prefer the bikes over the karts
favorite tracks are Coconut Mall (the Mario Kart fandom will understand why), Mushroom Gorge and Boo Lake
has to intentionally play bad so people don't stop playing with her at all
if anyone has a perfect rating in all cups at all speeds it's Trixie
Rick
he's terrible
I don't think he has fully figured out how a race works, even though he was told multiple times
this man right here plays as a Mii racer, you can't change my mind
he likes playing together with Phoenica. They don't race, they just drive around the courses and look at the pretty scenery together
if he ever gets any speed item in the item roulette he will cause chaos
probably drives backwards and against walls as we're speaking
Giovanni
the way he plays makes you think he's really bad at hiding that he lets you win
.....oh wait no, he's actually worse than thought-
he's oddly competitive even though his skills aren't the best but will intentionally play even worse when he knows someone is having a bad day
mostly uses King Boo, Waluigi and Birdo
favorite tracks include: Excitebike Arena, 3DS Neo Bowser City, Waluigi Pinball and Choco Mountain
he also has terrible luck in this game
loses most of his good items to shocks or gets hit over and over again
Sylvie
oh PLEASE he's way too adult for childish games like these
if you invite him over he'll spend the entire day infront of this game, experiencing inhuman joy whenever he gets a top spot, but he'll never admit it
Lorelai
I feel like if anyone were to cheat in Mario Kart it would be her
I'm not even sure how but she probably finds a way
actually this game would be terrible for her she will get so frustrated over this
she sometimes uses tracks like the Rainbow Roads, Rosalina's Ice World and Sky-High Sundae as inspirations for her Dream Bubbles
most likely likes Rosalina and Daisy the most
Zora
she will make your life a living hell here
sometimes she doesn't even drive she just...waits at the line with items....ready to ruin your entire game
she could totally win if she wanted to but she'd have fun in just targeting some player
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laerul · 1 day
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Moot is very cool ♥️
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mutiniir · 9 hours
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JELLO: heres basic and necessary information about ramsey murdoch! oh yeah and hes also probably divorced. make sure to write that down, it's vital information too. (he looks directly at me in the crowd and everyone else follows with a knowing look)
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Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased
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dishsoaptragedies · 2 days
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little idea i had rattling in the back of my brain for a while
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feline17ff · 2 days
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Fic idea:
Mr BARRIER!!!!!! the Banzai Blasters' substitute teacher, who becomes their favorite substitute teacher :)
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