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i can’t believe we as the pjo fandom collectively get to go from the phrase “funny chapter titles” to “funny episode titles”
AHHHHH!!! I’M LITERALLY GONNA CRYYYY FROM HAPPINESS 🥹🥹🥹
#percy jackson trailer#pjo disney+#percy jackson and the olympians#EVERYONE STFU RIGHT NOW#THE TRAILER JUST DROPPED#AHHHH#WE WON GUYS
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I just had the biggest main character moment ever
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(Ian Johnston, Book 10)
#“Dude stfu. Everyone knows I'm the best at stealing. Let's go already.”#Odysseus why tf does it say long-suffering there???👀 as if a compliment from Diomedes is the worst thing in the world?#Ody you're my idiot but why are you so fucking mean to him?!?! He literally compliments you and you bitch at him!#And Diomedes has this 'Notice me senpai' energy and it just SUCKS seeing him get treated like this.#Odysseus is my favorite but this isn't cool :( like he yells at Agamemnon but that's because Agamemnon calls him a coward.#Diomedes has literally done nothing to him. there's no reason to yell at him like this.#Just because Diomedes is a nepotism baby who Athena liked since birth doesn't mean you gotta bully him like this.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#sorry I was rereading and I got worked up :'D#odysseus#diomedes#fuck it. I don't mind getting crucified right now. woiehfas I'm right! This WAS mean >:( Bad Blorbo! Bad!
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people love to use ffxiii’s messy development as a reason to completely shit on the game but honestly the fact they managed to sneak in so many little details in the gameplay in a way that reflects the characters and story despite all the miscommunication between the dev sections is just impressive to me
#was xiii horribly planned out and missed out on a lot of important feedback because of the poor time management? absolutely#does that mean you cant be impressed with what the game achieved regardless of whether you liked it or not? fuck no#also the fact theres next to no bugs (not counting the pc port because... yeah) is amazing all things considered#and the graphics still hold up to this day#the linearity is everyones main issue with the game but look at x dude#x was linear as hell too but it makes sense bc yuna had a pilgrimage to follow#just as how it makes sense for the xiii cast to not have time to stop and explore cocoon while they were being hunted by the government#thats why you have so much more freedom to explore when youre on pulse#theres not even anything objectively wrong with having a game be linear in the first place#and the people complaining about the story being ''incoherent'' are just... wrong?#they give you enough hints within the dialogue to piece the story together yourself while also not leaning on exposition dumps to tell it#and if you cant do that then the datalogs are right THERE#games have relied on ''notes'' to tell parts of their story for ages now and i dont understand why its suddenly bad when xiii does it#i dont like sitting through exposition dumps and i like being able to analyse and theorize about a plot WHILE im experiencing it#and a lot of other people feel the same way so its not an objectively bad aspect of the game's storytelling#you just need to pay attention and be patient and wait for the story to unfold#i went off the rails but ANYWAY#aki stfu#final fantasy xiii
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Why do ppl care so much about what other ppl ship
like do u realise we are all just fandom nerds who like to imagine characters with eachother? Go hate on actual bad people like bank owners and politicians they actually make your life worse not some blogger who likes to read some gay porn and possibly has insomnia
People fight who is more pc and their constant chase of morality in places like tumblr is absurd.
#wank for ts#anti antis#pro ship#let me ship my bros ???? like what the hell is wrong with you#literature and art should not be censured!!!!!#trying to prove something about the virtue of a person just by their otp is so ridiculous#everyone needs to stfu right now#hate the ship not the shippers
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I’m going to let my deep-rooted Greek mythology obsession slip its leash for a second here:
Ares!Ghost and Apollo!Soap
#that’s all I’m allowed to say#but I could go into detail#and theoretically I could…assign myth figures to everyone—#STFU RIGHT NOW CRISIS#DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR#DON’T DIG YOURSELF INTO THAT HOLE#YOU WOULDN’T COME OUT OF IT#YOU’D BE LOST FOREVER#(don’t mind me just yelling at myself)#greek myth au#alex’s tendency to adopt aus is rubbing off on me#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty#modern warfare#greek mythology#ares#apollo#it’s the crisis talking
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seeing natlan leaks already & while im not SURPRISED by the archon’s design, i’m certainly… dreading it
#— 🏹🩵#genshin leaks#now all those ‘wait till natlan mfs’ can stfu#got an entire nation based on pre-columbian mesoamerica & west africa#but their archon is an expy of a japanese woman#right….#also im not even saying that every character should be dark#but give VARIETY???#its so disingenuous to make a game based on VARYING regions of the world#& have 4 out of 80+ characters be somewhat dark#all of which had bogus kits & face oppression in game#like wow…. so nice!!!#disgusting#and dont hit me w that ‘but people from latin america can be pale!!!’ we know that…#not ALL of them are pale though??? so switch it up#also what ‘genshin fans’ consider to be dark is like. normal tone for white ppl#they just look ‘dark’ bc everyone else is invisible in direct sunlight
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soooo. that new big time rush album huh
#how we feeling today rushers (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧#also yes i've come back from the dead just to post abt this like. i owe this blog *this much* at least ykyk#anyway its like 3 in the morning here and ive just woken up after a vv long and exhausting day yesterday so this was a pleasant surprise :>#i haven't really listened to it in full yet bc idk adhd things but when the mood hits right y'all know i'll be VIBING#i never talked abt it but waves and can't get enough were great earworms so i'm excited to see how the rest of the songs will turn out#also hope everyone's doing well here on the btr side of tumblr hehe y'all been absolutely fed this year <3#is this gonna be allen's 2k23 tumblr comeback??? nah prob not i'm too in love with the fooo conspiracy atm but hey maybe also who knows 👀#(*heckler from the back of the audience* NO ONE CARES ABOUT U AND UR TRASH CONTENT IDIOT STFU FOREVER ACTUALLY!!!!!)#but yep. life has been fuck work has been a headache and so many unwanted tragic plot twists this year. but at least we got new btr lezzgo!#also happy pride month y'all!!! just saying this for absolutely no rhyme or reason related to this post at all wdym lmao ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯#okay thats all promise i'll shush now and it's time for old grampa to disappear into the darkest recesses of the internet yet again hejdååå#btr#big time rush#another life#album#stop it forever#lmao i hardly remember my dumbass blog tags;;; it's for the best hdbfkgk
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fuck eddie. i miss the alexei hype. bring that back. alexei over eddie anyday. i miss when everyone was crying about that man's cherry slushy and being somewhat normal about him. if anyone should be magically resurrected, it's this guy. he was actually sort of useful to the plot line. crazy russian scientist over loser drug dealer any fucking day
#i actually don't remember how everyone in the fandom was after his death#i remember people breaking down over cherry slushees so there's that#but i would prefer that right now over whatever the hell mess eddie's character created in this fandom#alexei was funny too#he would've been funnier in season four with the three adults#he was just some side character that died and everyone accepted it#eddie was just a side character too so can y'all cope already#sorry i get so bitchy after seeing posts about how amazing eddie was#like girl stfu#this is a personal problem
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bro i’m so sick of owning a car
#flat tire omw to work this morning#no garages where i work open long enough for me to go and get a new one#coworker kindly helps me put my spare on so i can at least get home#can only drive so fast on said spare tyre bc it is temporary. everyone behind me getting annoyed cause i’m going under the speed limit like#stfu just overtake me instead of flashing me bc guess what i cannot do anything about it right now!!!!!#get home and to the one garage that is still open. they do not stock tyres the size i need bc they are small but they can order one in#for tomorrow. only 2 slots left 2pm or 3pm and im supposed to be working until 3:30 lmaoooo#fuck my actual life
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I know "rude-and-not-ginger" is ten's thing but I swear to god it applies to eleven so much more. that should be HIS joke nickname that man is a BITCH!!!! I love him but he's such a nasty little mean bitch
#he is constantly insulting and shouting at mofos left and right lol#not to say nine and ten did not also shout and insult other species but I feel like eleven is doing it CONSTANTLY for no reason#also “rule one: the doctor lies” ?!?! WHAT INSANE#do you understand how upset I first was (and still kinda am) when THAT became the new rule one???#nine and ten would be APPALLED#especially nine that man was NOT a liar#eleven is a silly goofy guy but he's sooo mean for no reason#forever going to have the time he kept telling everyone to stfu in 5x06 in my brain#that was the first time I was like “wth I don't like this new new new doctor” xD#(tho obviously I do love him now it was quite a rocky road at first)#feel free to tell me I'm an idiot and nine and ten were worse but I do not remember nor feel like they were#eleventh doctor#doctor who
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I hate when people say that people with hereditary conditions shouldn’t have biological children. Like okay if your genetics are so perfect then why are you so ableist. 🤔
#I’m just really upset right now after reading a post of someone saying that#like of course I wouldn’t want my kids to deal with my chronic illness but even if I adopted a kid with perfect genetics#they could still get sick for some reason that’s completely unrelated to genetics so stop acting like being disabled is disabled people’s#faults for having children when the real issue is that you are an asshole to disabled people who just want to live a normal life like#everyone else so stfu#autumn rambles#also this isn’t about anyone in my area of tumblr but another part of it :/
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Everyone prepare to hear me talk only about Black Peppa and Dakota Schiffer from DRUK4 for the next several forevers I am never going to recover
#Nobody tell me what to do I am already planning shipfics in my head#I just- LOVE THEM BOTH!!!#She/They and They/Them#Like - everyone stfu they did that for me#My brain needs more of them right now before I go insane
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if there's one thing i hate more than slackers in group projects its goddamn hypocrites
#this guy did jack shit for two full weeks when we're building the damn prototype#but STILL brought up the fact that most of our team blew off a report till the last minute in the beginning of march#*prototypes don't work* “sEe tHis iS wHy wE nEedEd tO hAvE a cOnvErsaTioN aBouT MS3”#like hon you lost the rights to the “y'all need to contribute more” argument the moment you left me hanging for 2-3 FUCKING WEEKS#like excuuuuuse me you been prioritizing extra curriculars all week get off your high horse stop lecturing everyone else about contribution#he made maybe 3 contributions? maybe?#first he 3D modeled an adapter and sent it to someone else to print (couldn't even do THAT himself smh)#then he sent the gc a sketch of an idea i roughly proposed literally the NIGHT BEFORE as his own contribution (that I ENDED UP BUILDING#then he...screwed on a few pipe fittings and called it a project :)#would be a LOT less pissed if he didn't show up to One Thing outside weekly team meetings/class#then apologize for slacking off BUT then launch into a FUCKING SPEECH ABOUT HOW HIM BEING HERE PROVES HIS COMMITTMENT#all because he DOESN'T LIKE GETTING UP EARLY. like sir. sir i am rIGHT FUCKING HERE. i was up till 4-5am working on this stfu#we've been building for three weeks and he's come into work on stuff wo me there ONCE for an HOUR#for context id spent about fifteen hours in the shop alone working on the fucking thing that WEEK#like im trying to be understanding ik tech week is hell#but i took “stepping back” as “i only have a few hours here and there to be in the shop and will do the writeups”#NOT “won't show up outside meetings AND we're splitting slides and writeups 80/20”#like id been in the lab all fuckin day and notice we have an assignment due (missed a SINGLE meeting due to exam)#and i ask him if theres anything i can do (and im thinking like look it over maybe add a spec or two)#and this fucker has the AUDACITY to ask me to write the full four paragraph summary cause he#*checks notes* copy-pasted some specs from milestone 3 so of COURSE its only fair that despite the fact I've been in the lab ALL DAY#that i write the four fuckin paragraphs too#course we're troubleshooting and he's like “did you clean the pump? did you disassemble it and rinse it?” like yes???#i did EVERYTHING i could think of before i even bothered texting you cause i know you're fucking useless#and then he raises fifteen different concerns which while valid would have been NICE TO HEAR WHEN I SENT YOU MY INITIAL DESIGNS#y'know BEFORE i spent over fifteen hours of my free time building this damn thing#with slackers i just pick up the work and move on with my life this idiot is trying to gaslight me into thinking that he contributed fairly#when i heard “i need to step back due to play stuff” i thought we'd be splitting it like 65:35 NOT FUCKING 95:5#and now hes probably going to give ME a poor peer review because I've been passive aggressive with him in the few meetings he showed up to#like i got shit going on too? how the fuck does he expect me to respond to being abandoned to do this shit myself
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why the fuck are there pro-ana tags being recommended to me when i tag my posts. the fuck is happening on this website
#not fandom#I LEAVE FOR 2 DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO#its like when you're taking a university course for something that involves gruesome shit#and they show you all the horrible shit you'll have to see/deal with on the job to weed out people who can't handle it#is that what this is. is that what tumblr is doing to me right now#TUMBLR IM NOT NEW HERE. YOU CAN STOP DOING THAT#its not even triggering or uncomfortable to me its just annoying as shit#''uuuu i wanna be skinny uuuu'' STFU LEAVE MY FATASS ALONE#anyways imma go eat a cheeseburger LOL see you losers later#happy fat fuck friday everyone ^^ shoutout to all my fellow fat bitches out there/pos#scary crane rambles
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not so perfect strangers | ln4 smau
PAIRING: lando norris x private fem!reader
SUMMARY: after getting completely splashed by a passing car, y/n throws all 'stranger danger' warnings out the window and hitches a ride home.
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[ caption: OMFG THIS CAR JUST SPLASHED ME NOW I'M SOAKED😭😭😭 couldn't even see the driver ughh ]
[ caption: it's been almost 1 hr and i still look like a wet rat🙃 soo guess who's hitching a ride? (if i don't update within 2 hrs CALL THE POLICE PLS) ]
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[ caption: no need to worry anymore, your girl made it back home🙂↕️ ]
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yourusername "stranger danger" but not this one !! 🙂↕️
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yourfriend girl what- is this who I think it is???
yourusername 🤭🤭
yourbestfriend UHM DINNER TOOO????
yourusername messaging u rn girly🏃♀️🏃♀️
landonorris Again soon?👀
yourusername again tmrw?
landonorris Again tomorrow.
yourbestfriend what. the. fuck.
yourfriend pretty girl <33
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landonorris posted to his story!
[ caption: Day 2 ]
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yourusername posted to her story!
[ caption 1: mixing friend groups >>> ] [ caption 2: another day, another slay 🙂↕️ ]
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A couple days later...
yourusername posted to her close friends!
[ caption 1: lol ] [ caption 2: bye ]
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yourusername posted to her close friends!
[ caption 1: this is awkward ahaha... how about we all just forget about my silly goofy little story FOREVER AGO pretty please😁 ]
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yourbestfriend "he's dead to me"🤡🤡
yourusername pfft tomato tomato right ahaha 😁
yourfriend folding after only 5 days is clown shit lmfao
yourfriend LMAOOO where did all that energy go??
yourusername new phone who dis😀
yourfriend Y/N STAND TF UP OMFG???
yourusername b-but pretty flowers🥺
yourfriend a lost cause I see...
yourfriend I spy with my little eye a whole damn circus!
yourfriend so real tbh
yourusername i knew you'd get me babe 🙂↕️
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[ caption: STOP EATING ME UP IN THE REPLIES OMFG?? PLS FRIENDS I'M JUST A GIRLLL ]
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f1gossipofficial According to this picture sent to us by a fan in China, it seems Lando Norris has brought Y/N along with him for the upcoming Grand Prix.
The duo has been the subject of rumours and sightings together for a while now. Could this weekend finally mark the debut of a new wag?
They certainly appear close in the photo! 👀
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username just fell to my knees in walmart🧎♂️
username aw that picture is so cuteee i already love them together <33
username i feel like she's stuck up tbh cause i've been requesting to follow her for almost a month now and nothing. like girl you're not that important please😒
username uhmm...you're a weirdo
username lmaooo how about you go live your life then if she isn't that important what💀
username I saw them too!! I asked for a pic with lando and she was super sweet and took it for us :)
username aw that makes me happy to hear
username she did the same for me in monaco 🫶
username she gives bad vibes...
username y'all say that about everyone omg stfu
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[ caption 1: entering my lucky charm era hmm?👀 ] [ caption 2: AHHH P2 OMFG!!!! SO PROUD OF U LAN ❤️ ❤️ (you're welcome also 😌) ]
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username rip lando's single era 😞💔
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username day 593 of begging you to make your insta public🥹
username with the way y'all treated Luisa I doubt that will happen
username who tf is y'all?🤨
username P2 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
username ik everyone's been hating but I actually like that y/n's super private bc it shows she's with him for the right reasons :)
username right she seems genuine 🫶
username so proud of you lando 🧡🧡
username LAST PIC SHOULD BE MEEE
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