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murple · 3 years

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liveblog-ish pt. 2

Once again, some of these are from while I was listening, some are in retrospect. I find that typing while listening takes away from the ~full experience~

Anyways here’s my thoughts from episodes 10 - 15. spoilers, obviously.

(I forget how I formatted it last time so you’re stuck with this)

Ep 10 • Darius? DARIUS!!!! • Dont worry jared I'm just as dense as you. My friend had a crush on me for a year and almost confessed like 3 times and I never noticed • "Not trying hard enough" I'm gonna fistfight this therapist • I'm falling in love with darius by proxy • Oh god oh god camera • HELL YEAH STATIC AND GLITCHES

Ep 11 • WHAT • CASTIO?????? • OH GOD WTF • THIS IS JARED'S LAB PARTNER? THE CREDITS LADY???? • OH GOD • "Some... thing" Aghhhhhhhh • Oh god oh no oh god oh no • "Its" fuck you • Ok I'm gonna shut up and listen • Note from relisten: fuck he's being observed so much • "Creatures like those" this rules out option 1 • NO STAY AWAY FROM GROVE!!! I'm scared of dog sounds but I love him so STAY AWAY • Mr Zimmer sounds like the classic evil podcast man, like cutter • Note from relisten (bc I was too shook and angry the first time): FUCK ZIMMER • Dr rahal????? No he can't be evil too!! • "Human shell"???? • Note from relisten: this puts all the 'curse this flesh prison' in a very different light • Ok I'm gonna listen now

Ep 12 • Yup I knew they were evil therapists • Jared run away with darius. Just. Elope. • Not many notes bc I'm still reeling from ep 11

Ep 13 • IM CRYING THIS IS SO SWEET • Half of the truth is out! Congrats!! • He took that really well, but,,, oh my,,,,, the classic 'staring in horror at your loved one's scars',,,,,,, I have Emotions

Ep 14 • "Pacification of various creatures" fuck • Tbh I forgot abt this guy but he has extreme Long Term Shadowy Big Bad vibes. I feel dread about him • Yes Jamie hacker

Ep 15 • Ace mood. Pls no more details • Oh fuck did past-Jared kill Jamie's friend • I feel like my observations are highly influenced by the fact that I'm listening to this after a year long tma obsession which made me very suspicious of anything that even resembles something nice for the main character. My brain just automatically prepares for the path of deepest tragedy. Anyways I'm still convinced that Jared's past holds some pretty terrible stuff that he'll be horrified by if/when he finds out about it, including but not limited to his involvement in Jamie's friend's death. This is due to both how the blue lady said he changed so much since they last met (which ig could be referring to lots considering the whole "human shell" thing but STILL) and my "we can't have nice things" mentality • (My tone in the previous point was far too stuffy, imagine me saying all that very emotionally and distressedly like the conspiracy theorist I am) • But other than the looming dread, I'm so happy abt jared and Jamie's friendship!! Going from him thinking that he couldn't call her bc they never really talk to inviting her over to his house. Progress!!!!

• I’m completely hooked on this podcast now. Jared sounds like a Friend and I care him so much. I need him and Darius to be okay but at the same time I eagerly await the spooky horror stuff that’s bound to come next

• YIKES after the ep 11 revelation I’m so excited for the next episode,,,,, that feeling of excitement and dread and anticipation and agggghhhhh

• that rec list that said ‘here’s podcasts to fill the tma shaped hole in your heart’ wasn’t lying,,, I daresay this is better than tma. completely different vibes, but more my style (THE PROTAGONIST ACTUALLY HAS FRIENDS!!! GOD I CARE THEM SO MUCH)

• also something I haven’t really mentioned but I’m absolutely LIVING FOR is the sheer amount of queerness....... like, a canon nb protagonist??? with other nb friends???? and they actually like. Talk about gender????? (and also the whole not changing name and pronouns makes me so happy bc I also like my given name and don’t wanna change it, obviously for different reasons than jared, but it’s still nice to relate to) God it just gives me so much good happy feels, I don’t think I’ve ever heard a podcast that has so much good rep, and that’s not even starting about all the other queer relationships and how normal it all is. oh, to live in a queer small town full of cryptids.......

(also just to clarify, jared IS still using he/him, right? bc I’ve seen some fanart descriptions using they/them but I don’t remember hearing him say that he was gonna try that. maybe I missed it. I can be quite oblivious. if so, apologies, my brain decided to blank out at the wrong time and I’ll correct this post)

#jar of rebuke #spoilers #I've decided that this is my new obsession #I downloaded all the episodes so I can relisten when I move out for my summer job #gotta love not having internet #(it's actually genuinely really nice but still inconvenient)#jared hel

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a-simp-for-haikyuu · 3 years

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May please have 3 romantic match ups with KNY doesn't matter from which group! I'm a bi female that generally prefers men. My star sign is Aries and my mbti is INFJ. I'm a student majoring in art and design. I am very much the therapist and mom friend, I make sure the people I care about are doing okay, and I'm always willing to listen if they need it. I'm a person that doesnt take herself too seriously, I like to make people laugh. I've also been described as sassy and sarcastic, I'm also stubborn and a bit emotionally sensitive. A few of my interests include anything weird and spooky like ghosts and cryptids, I also love learning about animals and learning about film and animation. On a typical date, its generally pretty low key, I enjoy spending time with my partner, so most of the time we'll get some takeout and watch a movie, I love old 80s horror as my go to, but I also enjoy watching stupid movies just to make fun of it with my partner. (Thank you for your time!)

thank you so much for requesting! <3

i match you with,,,

tanjirou kamado !!

you two go so well together oml

he’s also the mother of the group so he was drawn to how kind and loving you were to those you care about

but he would constantly blush whenever he went near you before you started dating just because you’re so pretty 😌🤚

however if you ever forget to take care of yourself he is going to take care of you, even if it’s just little things like having made your favourite meal for dinner for when you come home or running you a bath after a long day and giving you a massage 🥺

ihavenodoubtinmymindthatassoonasheseesyourartyouimmediatelybecomehisfavouriteartist-

he’s!! so!! proud!! of!! you!!

he’s always boasting about you to literally everyone

not because he’s trying to embarrass you or anything but because his heart swells whenever you accomplish one of your goals because he’s just so proud of you🥺

he’s very gentle with you and would never do anything to upset you especially since he knows you are a little bit more sensitive to that stuff

tanjirou is incredibly open minded and will always let you choose what you two do for dates because as long as you’re happy he’s happy :D

i feel like he wasn’t really into a lot of creepy stuff before he met you but as your relationship progressed he would just barge into your room telling you about this new theory he has-

tanjirou loves you with his whole heart and he would lay down his life for your happiness 😤🤚

mitsuri kanroji !!

mitsuri is enamoured by you 🥺💕

she had liked you for a while but didn’t know how to confess to you

and when she saw how selfless and caring you were with your loved ones?

she had heart eyes all day-

shinobu was the one who just told her to go for it and she took her advice :D

i feel like mitsuri’s idea of a perfect date is exactly as you described it-

just having a really chill time while enjoying the company of each other is all she could have asked for

i feel like mitsuri has a hobby like crochet or sewing so when you told her you liked art and design she was overwhelmed with love for you- 🥺

mitsuri loves pda- holding your hand? kisses? twirling you around as you two dance under a street light walking home? ✨yes please✨

mitsuri is terrified of spooky stuff- but she will power through it for you 😤 howevershewillhideineitheryourchestorneckwhenshegetsscared-

but a terrible romance movie? say no more she’s already got it ready to go 🏃‍♂️

please if you ever bring up wanting to get a pet together she will tackle you into a hug from happiness- 🥺

rengoku kyojuro !!

he would give you the world if he could oml- 🥺

he treats you like an absolute queen and insists you deserve all of it pLEASE HE’S SO SWEET-

if he sees you’ve seen stressed or sad recently he’ll leave you little notes on in your notebooks or places you’ll see them to cheer you up- just really cheesy things like ‘you’re what ignites the flame in my heart and i love you so much’

his middle name is practically pda by this point- he just loves you a lot and wants to show that to you no matter where you guys are 😌🤚

take out and an 80’s horror movie is now a routine thing for you two- however he will also spoil you and take you to a fancy restaurant after usually giving you a gift of some kind

speaking of gifts hes the type to buy something and give it to you because it reminded him of you T^T 💕

he loves that you always look after the people you care about but will worry if it ever starts to affect you as well :((

he pretty much has a sixth sense now for whenever you’re upset- which is helpful because he knows how to cheer you up almost immediately

if he sees you overworking yourself he won’t stand for it 😤🤚rengoku: *sits down* imsosorryihadto- hes going to lift you up from wherever you’re working and cuddle you until you’re able to fall asleep and get the rest you deserve 🥺

but if you ever DO need to stay up and work on something he’s got you covered- he’s making you coffee (if you like it- if not just your favourite hot drink), bringing you your favourite snacks, giving you a blanket for if you get cold, literally just him being such a sweetheart the whole time 🥺💕

he’s big spoon 100% because he likes knowing you’re safe against him

if you play with his hair he will get down on one knee DHSJS-

i hope you enjoyed!! 🥺❤️

#600 matchups!#600 celebration

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i-am-masterkittens · 4 years

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You better prepare yourself cause these are Quite A Few Questions 👀👀 3, 4, 11, 12, 15, 21, 23, 31, 33, 39 and lastly 40. Wow. 11 questions lmao

Thank you so much 😭😭❤

3. rant. just do it (I am going to put my whole ass rant under the cut because BOY IS IT LENGTHY. Also tw child abuse, pedophilia, self-harm and I think that’s it.)

4. do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art? No? Like I guess if you want to, that’s fine, I’m not gonna hate you for it, but for me personally I’m gonna try to avoid it as much as possible. If a bad person creates a masterpiece, I’m still not gonna support them.

11. what unusual talent do you have? Uhh mild body contortion? Like I can’t touch my toes for the life of me but I can twist my body really weirdly and bend all my fingertips backwards by a lot. I love freaking people out by doing that.

12. what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard? I have audio-based problems meaning I have trouble understanding someone when they speak and also remembering what they said, so I can eavesdrop on the juiciest gossip and forget the next day. However, I do remember this one thing about some kid named Evan being a vampire, which I distinctly remember because Jake talked about it, but I don’t remember how it came up.

15. what’s a question do you constantly get asked? One would think it would be “omg are you left handed?” Or something similar, but I don’t think anyone’s ever asked me about it. One question I do get a lot is from my boyfriend, “why are you so cute?” It makes me shy and I have to hide my face.

21. what’s a conspiracy you believe in? That there are Warrior cats living somewhere in the world (from the warrior series). Which I guess isn’t a conspiracy, but I believe in it!

23. if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose? The inability to take care of myself. I mean, if someone wasn’t there to remind me every day, I would never remember to take my medicine, or brush my teeth before bed, or even get dressed half the days. I wouldn’t call it lazy, it’s more of a “I’m too tired to take care of myself”. That’s mental illness for you babey!!

31. you can change one thing in your life right now. what are you changing? OH. I would totally delete every disease in the world. This whole quarantine thing is making me sick physically, emotionally, and mentally, because I am not allowed outside at all and the lack of fresh air, meeting people, and vitamin D is stressing me out and well I feel bad almost all the time now. Not to mention all the cool stuff I was gonna do for my 2020 graduation. 😔

33. what do you think about a lot I sometimes wonder if my best friend would let me call him Jakey or Jakie as a nickname but I’m too shy to ask because I am baby.

39. describe your asthetic Okay so I call it “Pretty-Cryptid, Baby-Softcore.” Because I am baby AND a cryptid. I’ll be eating baby carrots from the bag and staring out the window one minute then I’ll want to be snuggled under lots of blankets the next. I also really love pretty things and colors. Pastel purples and blues? Hell yeah! Pats on the head? I love you. A demon with ethereal vibes and pretty jewelry is standing next to me in bed and telling me everything’s going to be okay? OGHOHOHHHHGH ❤❤❤❤ Anyway I want a pretty monster dad, please?

40. answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation Mr. Wise.

Here’s my rant:

The basis of it all is just that I would probably sleep forever if I could.

I guess that isn’t all quite a rant, so I’ll start of on a mild note. What the fuck is happening to my dreams? I’ve been having these weird ass dreams about people taking care of me and genuinely wanting to become a parental figure to me. They all wear masks, two of which look exactly like SCP-035 and SCP-049, but there’s this one dude, I don’t know him, but he wears this mask with holes in it. Apparently his name is Jason? This isn’t the first time I’ve had a dream about someone who I didn’t know existed, I’ve also had dreams about Monika from DDLC before I knew who she was, and even about how she died. It was creepy as fuck, and I sure hope my dreams don’t come true because I’ve had dreams of the future more than once.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get into the heavy stuff, starting with my parents.I know I’m not the only person to have shitty parents, but that doesn’t stop them from being shitty. And before I get into anything, please please, please don’t report them to anyone. It’s probably weird to hear considering all they’ve done, but the guilt will probably kill me literally, and I still kinda love them, I mean they’re my parents and they took care of me. I don’t want anything to happen to them, and I don’t want to have to hurt myself because I did something to them, even if it was indirectly.

It used to be physical abuse, but it’s evolved into verbal as I grew up. Whenever I used to get in trouble, I would get so fucking terrified of what was going to happen to me. My dad, who was mostly absent from my life, (hence my constant wishing for a fictional character to be my dad, and probably a HUGE factor for what’s happening to my dreams lately) was also the most heavy handed with the hitting. He would spank me so hard that I would be crying and my butt would be red for hours. And it was so SO obvious that he liked my sister more than me, because it was always me who ended up with the red butts, and she’d get away with a loud yelling at. Meanwhile my mom would just hit me wherever she could with whatever she could, including a wire coat hanger when she was doing laundry.

And I recognize that I was a problem child, both physically and mentally because of my internal deformities that cause a lot of health problems, but also my weird boyish mentality and energy (I was into roughhousing a lot). But even then, just yelling would be enough to make me stop. Hitting me the way they did only made me learn how to lie to them and hide when I did something wrong.

This sort of stuff went on until about middle school, where it turned into more verbal threats about kicking me out of the house, as well as calling me names and making comments that dropped my self esteem very low, including stupid cow, bitch, and even telling me to hide my body and never wear bikinis or short shorts or crop tops (which I was already sensitive enough about because of my scars and the bump in my abdomen because of my knotted intestines, which gives me digestive issues if I eat too much). Dad almost completely dropped off the disciplinary train, only yelling at me extremely loudly when he got angry, but other than that I did pretty much nothing with him.

Because of them I’ve become extremely paranoid when it comes to touches that aren’t meant to be 100% comforting, and I’ve never been able to fully trust anyone for fear of getting hurt, (I’m sorry Jake :( if it makes you feel better though I trust you the most out of anyone else) and I get nervous when speaking up because I always got shot down by my parents.

It’ll be okay though because I have my boyfriend who I’ll get to live with soon, even if it’s just for the summer.

This isn’t everything that they’ve done, but it’s the majority of it, and even though they do good stuff with me sometimes, like my dad cooks breakfast or takes us out to eat, or we all go on nice vacations together, and it makes me feel guilty that I’m making them look bad, and worry that I’m oversharing or being too sensitive, but then I remember what they do and have done, and remind myself that I’ll only visit during holidays.

When I was 13, I came into contact with a pedophile. My first one out of at least 2 that I remember. I’m going to spare the details, but he tried to roleplay sexual situations with him, and convince me to undress in front of him, and that’s when I cut contact with him, and faked my death. I’m so, SO fucking sick of pedos, and pedo apologists, saying there’s nothing wrong with the age difference, when pedophilia has done nothing good to or for children. It gave me severe PTSD, to the point that I can’t say any words relating to reproduction, and visual-based sexual content will cause me to have flashbacks and panic attacks and cause me to scratch myself. Thanks pedos! Fucking hate you all! Please die.

And before people say I am overreacting, I’ve had this huge trigger since I was 13 and that is not something a kid should go through. And the reason why not a lot of people know about what happened, it’s because of the fear that I harbored, that people would laugh at me, and might use my triggers against me, which made things even worse, and it wasn’t until my boyfriend triggered me (accidentally) that I finally told someone, and it made me feel better that I could rely on him.

Other than that, another rant is about my boyfriend. I mean, he’s a good boyfriend, and he’s nice, but sometimes he comes off as insensitive and it makes me upset. That’s most of the reasons why we fight. Another big thing is lack of affection/attention, which might seems strange since we’re always hanging out, it seems, and cuddling, but sometimes he falls asleep on me and I get bored and don’t know what to do, or sometimes he ignores me to play video games or talk to other people. I am very touch starved so I need constant attention and contact or else I get worried, and I don’t know if he knows this or not, but he definitely comes off as ignorant sometimes.

He makes up for a lot of stuff he does, but it doesn’t make what he did go away, and I wish he’d realize that and change because he keeps making the same mistakes.

My last rant is going to be about myself, and that I feel like a shit person! I feel like I always make things worse! I feel bad for every decision I make! I feel like I’m too clingy to my boyfriend and that I ask too much of him sometimes, and it makes me feel like shit because what I want and how I feel afterwards are different things and wow! Time for scratches! Also I want to have the power to always know what to do and say to make everyone happier and feel better! But then I get scared I’m gonna make a mistake and instead of trying to help I ignore them and go wow! I am a very shit person for ignoring them! And now my heart hurts because I got another heart palpitation by panicking! Wow I have a shit body! My heart deformities might kill me in my sleep! Wow! I am so insecure about everything I do and every way I look. I just want to become small and disappear sometimes. I miss you Jake. It’s hard for me to tell you I love you because it’s such an intimate phrase and my boyfriend was the first to hear it from me. But I’m glad you’re the second, even though we were so close to it. Somewhere in an alternate universe we’re together, and that makes me happy. I hope I we can become platonically intimate again, I remember holding your hand at night and it made me feel a little bit better at that camp.

My body just always hurts. I have to take a lot of medicine, and between all my heart, lung, and intestinal issues, on top of all my mental issues, majority of which have gone undiagnosed because my mom is in denial and refuses to get me to any sort of therapy; all of that combined makes me tired constantly, and I just always have stress, and a little headache in the back of my head.

I’m still hurting a lot, but I hope to get better. I have lots of ideas for the future, and I want to complete them before I go. I hope I make it past 2020, with many of you in tow.

I’m so tired.

I’m sorry if I made you sad.

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mrsroryhuntzberger · 4 years

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hi im back on my borderline unhealthy love of a book from my elementary school days

if yall dont know i love cryptid hunters by roland smith and like i always do about twice a year I was thinking about it the other day. the hard thing about reflecting on books from childhood is how much fucked up shit happened that is not properly addressed. so under the cut is my rant/things i would change if someone ever gives me my dream job of turning my favorite books into tv shows (@ CW i’m looking at you i may hate riverdale but this would probably work in a similar fashion i was the co-authored of a great thread on twitter about turning cyberchase into a riverdale like show so you know i got skills)

the plot is basically teens sent to live with uncle they didnt know existed who is searching for dinos and theres a bad old white guy who hates people and animals and also mystery

1. how tf does grace have a passport?? i know wolfe’s friend was in the US gov and wolfe also did work for the government so does that mean grace has a bunch of false documents??? what happens when she applied for colleges?? does she have a social security number??

2. did we ever find out what wolfe did that made the us government agree to give him a fucking island??? (idk if roland smith mentioned it in the 4th book, i read it once and havent read it again bc its my least fav and i didnt like the hitler stuff)

3. no hitler. if i remake this into a tv series theres no hitler connection. blackwood is just gonna suck on his own and we wont have any clones or hitler. i want roses mother to be some random chick blackwood knocked up (if we are going dark its an intern or young employee) and then paid off to keep the baby and then probably had killed because hes evil.

4. rose is an abuse victim. this is one of the more serious changes i’d make because in my head i have a whole four season tv show plan where season 3 focuses on grace at noahs ark and we also get flashbacks to when rose was alive and there. in my tv show/headcanon blackwood is hella emotionally abusive, rose could leave but he gaslights her and guilts her and is awful and basically makes it so while she could leave she can’t really leave. rose meets wolfe, they form a bond, and he helps her get out, then they run away and eventually go to the congo (#honeymoon). this abuse is echoed with grace and blackwood but grace wasnt ya know raised by him so it has a different effect. the abuse is one of the main reasons why rose doesnt want grace to ever be with blackwood because he is awful.

5. Blackwood is the worse that needs to be highlighted but also hes not a cartoon villain. he also has a power complex thats why he has a whole display of taxidormy animals and thats why he wants all the rare animals to be his cause he wants power over others thats also part of his abuse

6. grace is very conflicted throughout all of this because she found out her parents arent her parents, her mom is dead, her thought to be parents are still missing throughout all of this!! and her grandpa is a fucked up madman who wants her dad dead and she also has preexisting anxiety. i would want to showcase her inner turmoil and this idea of her being unsure of who she is in the later books/seasons and this plays with her relationship with blackwood, not that shes on his side or anything, but maybe how manipulative he is and how desperate she is to learn about this whole other side of her apparent family. grace didnt get enough attention in the later books. also doesnt she straight up think marty and luther are dead at one point in book 3? girl is not walking away from all of this trauma free she doesnt need to have a breakdown but shes confused and should be allowed to be confused

7. reluctant dino parent grace I SAID WHAT I SAID i just have this humorous headcanon that grace has always been a bit afraid of dinos (repressed from ya know the dino that killed her mom) (also she couldnt watch juarassic park as a kid and mentions that whenever someone references it because no one is gonna be dealing with dinos and not quoting jurassic park)but she and the dinos bond at noahs ark and she ends up in a comedy relief bit where she has to feed them and gets annoyed at them in season/book 4. this may or may not be inspired by me and my dog

8. yeah marty and luther have a thing lets be real here

9. more laurel

10. im sure i have more but i have class tomorrow and ive already spent too much time on this thanks for reading (and im sorry)!!!

#cryptid hunters #roland smith #marty o'hara #grace wolfe #noah blackwood #emily talks #what do you mean 22 year olds shouldnt still have obsessions with a book they read when they were 8??#wtf that was 14 years ago i need to lie down

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weaselsmuses-aa · 5 years

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Character Bio

BASICS.

FULL NAME: Spinel PRONUNCIATION: Spin-el. NICKNAME: She doesn’t have any at the moment... GENDER: Agender (She/Her) HEIGHT: Fluctuates considering she can make her height whatever she wants. Naturally its about 5′3 AGE: 6000+ at least. ZODIAC : N/A SPOKEN LANGUAGES : Gem/English

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

HAIR COLOUR: Deep Magenta EYE COLOUR: Pink SKIN TONE: Bubblegum pink. BODY TYPE: Slim and slinky ovo ACCENT: That brooklyn accent though DOMINANT HAND: Ambidextrous af. POSTURE: She tends to fluctuate between slouchy and a super dominant stance. TATTOOS: none. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE: She can stretch shes a fucking stretchy slinky clown. Her EYES MOVE ON THEir OW n

CHILDHOOD.

PLACE OF BIRTH: Homeworld HOMETOWN: BIRTH WEIGHT: BIRTH HEIGHT: MANNER OF BIRTH: She popped out the fuckin ground m8 FIRST WORDS: SIBLINGS: PARENTS: PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT:

ADULT LIFE.

OCCUPATION: .Irritating the crap out of steven, entertaining the diamonds, being your neighborhood night cryptid clown. CURRENT RESIDENCE: Canonly homeworld, on this blog? Stevens house. Shes got a couch bed uvu CLOSE FRIENDS: Steven?......uh...give her a minute. Maybe lapis? They like ikea idk. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single pringle. FINANCIAL CLASS: n/a DRIVER’S LICENSE: n/a CRIMINAL RECORD: Well she did try and destroy all life on earth but whos counting that.

SEX AND ROMANCE.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Demi/graysexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Lesbian PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE : She wants to be the big spoon, karen. PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE :dominant. TURN ON’S: She dunno yet. TURN OFF’S: ppl who make her wanna punch them in 2.5 probably. LOVE LANGUAGE: 50% verbal and 50% taking care of her partner. She wants to shower them in praise and love and then take care of them tbh. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES: Spinsy would either be a very flirty tease, or an awkward self conscious mess with little middle ground. 100% cling all the time, and probably need lots of validation. Needs lots of attention and time with her partner to feel safe.

MISCELLANEOUS.

CHARACTER THEME SONG: OT HER F RI E N DS. 48 HOUR OTHER FRIENDS LOCKDOWN. HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME: Outside of irritating people and getting kicked out of ikea with lapis, not much yet. MENTAL ILLNESS: PTSD, BPD, DEPRESSION, ANXIETY, the list goes on. PHYSICAL ILLNESS: None. unless wumbo gem counts. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED? :Right. FEARS: abandonment, rejection, isolation SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL: Very low. VULNERABILITIES: Emotionally unstable, gullible at times, trusts fast (at first), attaches faster.

tagging: steal it

tagged by: I stole it...from myself.

#✯ ▌ 𝒜 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜𝓎 ▌;Spinel #dash games #my hcs

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chaoticdumbitch · 6 years

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Who are some of your favorite and least favorite people and why?

this is such a cool ask, thanks bro!! :D (this is gonna be a long one, i got a lot of favorites)

here goes least favorites (askldjgasdg i realize now that u probably meant like, well-known people, but! this is the Truth!)

1. milo: (my ex) emotionally manipulative, abusive bastard, who never respected, me, my friends, or my privacy.

2. my dad’s father: Also Abusive, in every possible way - towards all his children, and me, when he got the chance.

3. my mom’s father: once again - abusive bitch! not towards me, but he makes my mom sad and I Will Not Stand For That.

THE GOOD SHIT (FAVORITES) (not ranked)

- my mom!! taught me that i dont have to love everyone in my family no matter what! has a take-no-shit attitude, while also being one of the most loving people in the world! also, she makes great desserts

- kenny (doesnt have a tumblr, otherwise i’d @) my best friend. it’s impossible to have a bad time around him, even when absolutely nothing is going on. funniest dude i know. even when we were absolutely dying on sleeping bear dunes (askdkgj thats a whole different story, u should ask me abt that sometime) we had a great time together, and grew even closer as friends. we’ve come a long way since him bullying me in elementary school (another story for a different time) (the poor guy never stops apologizing for that - bro, its fine. i get it) protective, adventurous, determined bastard. that tired, 3am brand of humor, where most everything he says is funny and you’re not entirely sure why.

- leo ( @saltytransguy) and la’nay ( @theboowaltz) it’s impossible to not pair these two together. two of the most kind people you’ll ever meet. just watching them interact with each other is the sweetest, most pure thing i’ve ever witnessed. leo himself is a lot like my mom - fierce, loving, and forthright. if he doesn’t like you, you’ll know, i promise. la’nay, aside from being probably the most talented musician i know, is radiant and nurturing. the only good ally to ever exist

- autumn ( @dogalmighty) fucking superb funky little lesbian!! fiercely supportive of all her friends. best “hell yeah” to grace this earth - best voice to grace this earth, actually. i could listen to this bitch talk for fucking hours and not be bored. love her!!!

- natasha ( @considemere ) pocket-sized beauty! cute as hell! her love of nature knows absolutely no bounds - and while i cant relate, it is the absolute best to watch her get excited about a frog or some shit. she’s the kind of funny that sneaks up on you - quiet until, at one point, she says some fucking hilarious, legendary shit that won’t be forgotten until we have all passed from this earth.

- maddie ( @casuallysadprincess) this bitch!!!! i havent spent nearly enough time with her and im sad about it!! because? she’s the BEST. she’s hilarious, she deeply cares about each and every one of her friends. voted most generous by me. i love her so much!!!

- kyle: cryptid. likely to emerge from the woods at any time. love the mystery. the panache. all i know about him are very strange tidbits that only sound fake if you don’t know him. also super nice dude! he wants to wrestle a bear. i fear for his life every goddamn day.

#mine #asks #friends #thank you so much dude!!! i love every opportunity to gush about my friends :')

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Okay so, I was thinkin' a Robert/MC request. And it sort of touches down on something more emotionally touching? Him opening up about his feelings and the MC knows its hard for him to do. Maybe toss in some sweet cuddles if ya need but yeah. That'd be totally neato.

This was a pretty tough one, I couldn’t think of anything that’ll get the emotionally touching feeling on so I’ve decided to make a little jealous robert thing if you don’t mind. Hopefully you all like it!

I won’t say (I’mjealous)Robert Small X MC Daddy

Robert said heneeded to work on emotional things first before committing into any romanticrelationship, which I really respect and I am more than willing to wait till he’sready. He’s been going through a lot and I know that as a father you’d want focuson family matters first. His relationship with Val has definitely improvedthese past few months. Also, no more daily dose of whiskey shots at Jim and Kim’s.I’m really proud of all the progress he’s made. And as promised, I remained byhis side as a friend.

“I like you, I like you a lot.” He said as he held my hand, we weresitting our tree by the backyard watching guests leave the party we held forAmanda.

Those words are allI could hold on at the moment. And if loving him means holding on to thosewords for as long as I can, hold on I will.

We continued ourlittle ghost and cyptid hunting from time to time, but for most days we’dsettle for the cinema (no more fighting teens who were enjoying the movie.),pizzas, or just staying at home with Betsy and Amanda watching History channel.Honestly, I was happy that I got to spend more quality time with Robert and slowlyI can feel him opening up to me, not always having his guard up. It’s going totake a little more work, but hey there’s progress. I looked at him all cuddledup in his sweater with Betsy right beside him on my couch. (here, this fanartis awesome I love it) I scoot beside him and Amanda settled on the floor whiledoing her homework on the coffee table once commercials came up. Robert handsme the popcorn, I smile. If only he knew how happy I was, not because of thepopcorn but with how things are. I enjoyed his company.

I remember seeingRobert at the Coffee spoon for the first time while we were helping Mat out innaming his awesome banana bread. I think I’d be great to just hang out at thecoffee spoon today, I’m pretty sure there would be an open mic again tonight. It’dbe nice to finally take Robert there.

“hey Robert, wantto hang by the coffee spoon today? I heard Mat is having an open mic eventtonight!”

“sureeeeee soundscool. Pick ya up later at 6pm, don’t make me honk.”

“yes sir”

We get to thecoffee spoon right on time, people started crowding the place and with Mat’shelp we managed to get pretty decent seats. Mat hangs out with us for a bitsitting by our table. “How’s the record I bought you the other day?” Mat asks.The other day we went out and I got the best recommendations from Mat, I meanwho knew your favorite ice cream flavor would give him any hints on whatrecords were up your alley? “Oh dude! Those were the best, had them on myrecord player these past few days. Amanda has been converted as well.” Ianswered “OH HEY, I forgot to tell you, PUP is playing!” “What? You could havetold me I mean I could have worn the merch you gave me.” I looked at Robert whowas oddly quiet and was just sipping his coffee, He might feel a little leftout. “I finally decided to bring Robert along.” I tell Mat as I pointed towardsRobert, who waved his hand a bit. “It’s great you’re here! He’s (pointing atMC) actually been talking about you lately, a little worried if you’d enjoygatherings like this. Finally, he brought you out here.” Mat laughs a bit.Really Mat? Are you spilling all the beans here about how much I’ve talkedabout bringing Robert here? I eyed at Mat, who luckily took the hint. “Opps,Uh- hey I need to fix things up back stage. Hope you enjoy the show. Especiallyyou Robert.” He pats Robert’s back as he left. ‘Good luck’ Mat mouths at mebehind Robert. I blushed a bit and turned to Robert who was looking at me.Busted. “You come here often huh?”Robert asks. I nod. “It’s pretty cool, I take Amanda and her friends here fromtime to time.” “Oh, okay.” He takes sip again and finally the opening act comeson stage. I couldn’t really focus on the performance, it was good of course,but something about Robert bothers me today. Is he okay? A couple of songs laterI checked on Robert again. “Are you okay?” I asked him as he faced me. “Huh? YeahI’m good.” He turns around ending the conversation there. “You sure? We couldleave if you want” I pushed him. “I’m fine. Hey, I just gotta powder my nose. Andby that I mean pee.” He reassures. I pointed the bathroom behind him. “Thanks,stay put.” He said as he leaves. As soon as Robert left, Mat makes his way backto the table. “Everything good here?” He came in to check how things weregoing. “Mat, I’m scared. He’s a little off today.” I said honestly. “You thinkhe’s not into it?” He asks. No, It’s something else I’m pretty sure. “I don’tthink it’s that.” I’m sad, he’s a little tricky to understand; the last thing I’dwant to do is make Robert uncomfortable or mad. Mat looks at me, I’m sure I’vebeen giving off a really worried/sad vibe “Hey, I’m sure your boyfriend won’tdump you anytime soon. Now stop worrying, last thing I want to see is someonecrying in here.” He jokes a bit to lighten up the mood. “We’re not togetherMat. Hahaha. God, how many times do I have to tell you that we’re just friends.He needs his time.” I laughed a bit too. I looked behind Mat and I didn’tnotice Robert was already back. “Oh hey man, sorry- just had to ask how… A-Amandawas doing.” Mat makes a lame excuse and leaves the table. “Enjoy the nightguys.” He waves good bye to the both of us. He looks twice as pissed/sad now.Holy shit, he didn’t hear everything right?

After thinking of astrategy of how to make things better again I finally decided to leave theCoffee spoon (as much as I would love to stay, Robert was completely not okay.)“I think I’m good for tonight, let’s head out?” I smiled at Robert who actuallyseemed relieved to be leaving the place. I waved good bye at Mat who againmouthed ‘good luck’ again. “Hmmm, what do you think we should do next? The nightis still young.” I said as we got in the car. “I think I’m ready to call it aday.” He says. Now something was obviously wrong. I tried not to breakdownthere, instead I tried my best to keep shit together. “Yeah, we could chill byyour place! I heard Finding bigfoot has a new season coming up.” I persisted tonot end things like this. He remains silent for a while as if he’scontemplating on my offer. “Yeah, sure.” He replied. Fuck, I’m so relieved. Hegot to his place and Robert was really quiet. He just instantly sat down bysofa and turned on the TV, as if I wasn’t really here. (He didn’t even signaledme to sit beside him). “Are you mad at me?” I said frankly, I couldn’t standit. I was just standing there. “No. I’m not.” He answered with eyes just fixedon the TV. He’s mad, he can’t even look at me. I just stand there silent. Finally,he looks over to me “Come on, sit down already-… are you crying?” He stands upnow, making his way towards me. “Hey hey hey, I’m not mad.” We comforted mewhile wiping the tears off my eyes. He hugs me now, as if to tell me ‘I meanit, I’m not mad. How could ever be mad at you?’ “But you’ve been quiet and youdidn’t seem like you were having fun and I don’t know what I did wrong. I am sosorry, I think I’ve been so ignorant and- and” He just hugs me tighter.

We make our way tothe couch now. “Then what’s wrong?” I asked him sincerely. “It’s nothing,overthinking at the coffee spoon maybe, but hey I’m all good now.” “Robert…” Iliterally begged him to start talking. “You don’t deserve me…” He mumbled abit. “I mean don’t you think I’d be easier for you to be with someone who canrecommend you records all night long? You don’t deserve some guy who goes whittlingand cryptid hunting till 3 in the morning.” He tried to joke a bit. I holdRobert’s face, looking at how worried and insecure he was. “You know that’s nothow it is right?” said reassuringly. I hugged him this time he rests his headon my shoulder (This seems familiar, like hasn’t this happened already?). “Whyare you like this?” he sounds like he’s completely confused and expecting me toleave as soon as I have the chance. “Why?” I kissed him on the lips. “I loveyou is why.” He looks at me with what I believe is tears on his eyes. “There’sno need to rush on deciding whether you want acknowledge my feelings and committo me, I am more than willing to wait okay? Whatever you do, I’ll always behere.” I reassure him. He continues hugging me tighter.

“I love you”

Did he actually say“love” and not “like”? I’m shocked by the gesture and had nothing to say. Thattook me by surprise to be honest. I hugged him tighter, and crying as well.

“I know I said I’dget my act together first, but I couldn’t help feeling jealous. I know you didn’tmean to make me feel this way, but I can’t help it. Especially after today,when I realized you’ve got a pretty good relationship with the other Dads too –which was perfectly normal but then again I got jealous. I just want you tostay with me, I’m so selfish but I really need you. Sleeping, waking up, and facingevery day is just a lot easier because of you. I’ve become so dependent and I’mso scared that one day you’ll just leave. I am a pain in the ass and with that:I’ve fucked up relationships in the past. I’m just really scared that I’ll fuckup again… I even made you cry today to make things worse. I” It takes him awhile to get everything out, trying his best to breathe normally and sayeverything clearly.

I want to protectthis man at all costs. Who would have thought for a cool rugged man like him? “Ilove you” I say again and again as I continuously kiss him. He holds my handwhich was on his face. “I get it, you can stop now.” He giggles a bit andblushes. “So I’m just gonna pop the question here, you’ll stay with me right?”He holds my hand tighter, I can feel him shaking a little. He’s scared. “Ofcourse.” “And not leave me to rot, ever?” He adds. “I wouldn’t dream of it.” Hehugs me tight again. Today was an emotional roller coaster; we ended the daywith the both of us cuddling on the sofa, hands intertwined.

#dream daddy #ddadds #dream daddy: a dad dating simulator #dream daddy fanfiction #dream daddy fanfic #robert small #mat sella #fluff #romance #emotional #huhuu #i tried guys

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What I Read This Week (3/21/17 - 3/28/17)

The Marks We Make by wittyy_name (Mature) (73,585 words) (WIP)

Lance McClain constantly dreams of the day he'll finally meet his mysterious soulmate. They don't say much, if anything at all, but they leave him with gorgeous paintings temporarily tattooing his skin. It's not exactly the situation he hoped for, but when he feels the connection between them, he can't bring himself to resent them. As much as he wishes his soulmate would just talk to him, he's resigned himself to being patient. In the meantime, he has a loving family and good friends to help him get by.

Keith Kogane dreads the day he'll finally meet his obnoxious soulmate. He's just an art student who's struggling to find his place in the world. There's so much he hasn't been able to control in his life, and the thought of having a soulmate, just another thing in his life which he also has no control over yet can't do anything about, is a little terrifying. So he ignores the words that occasionally appear on his skin. He has other things to focus on: like being a new student at a big university where his childhood friend and step-brother go.

nothing’s quite as sweet by dimpleforyourthoughts and thebrotherswinchester (Teen) (50,370 words)

Keith is a barista who hates his job. Lance works at the cat shelter across the street.

blue, buried deep by aknightley (Teen) (22,449 words)

Season 2 from Lance's point of view.

"So," he says casually, "Anything else happen on the planet? With Shiro?" When Keith shoots him a look, he holds up his hands defensively. "Hey, look, I'm just saying you looked like you weren't sharing everything, I thought maybe you'd want to share with someone, and who better than the guy you had a bonding moment with, huh?"

three minutes to closing by Yuisaki (Gen) (1,691 words)

“So you don’t know his name,” Pidge says slowly. “And he says meme-y things. And he always comes in three minutes before closing, and—”

“Always leaves on the dot,” Keith adds. “And uh, he never orders the same thing twice in a row.”

Pidge’s face is blank. “A customer who leaves at nine on the dot and never orders the same thing twice in a row,” she repeats. She opens her mouth, closes it, and taps at the screen of her tablet, hopping off the counter. “I’ll just tell everyone I didn’t get the answer out of you.”

“Pidge,” Keith protests. “I mean it.”

“And I think you have a cryptid customer,” Pidge says.

(or: eccentricities in a small coffee shop where a cuban boy with cute dimples only exists three minutes to closing.)

Trouble Coming (In The Dead of Night) by Mytay (Mature) (5,035 words)

Lance was reclined on a high couch, his long legs encased in dark brown leather pants, his stained off-white shirt missing its first two buttons, revealing tantalizing glimpses of caramel skin and collarbones.

Now Keith was the one getting distracted … But he refocused on the game, on his nearly winning hand, and reminded himself that unlike the poor gullible bastards at this table, Keith was going to be walking out of here with the insouciant rogue lying over there, taking that charming cowboy home to his bed.”

For six months, Keith and Lance have been stranded on a world that has no law and order except the law of the gun. They've survived by becoming a pair of notorious mercenary-cowboys-for-hire, loyal only to each other.

Just Static by Jessadilla (Gen) (84,141 words)

--Static---- -iro, Hunk, Kei---, nybody? I’m---- -static-- --I’m sorry guys. This is all my-- --static--cc-- ---I found my coordinates. They’re-- -stttcc- -guys. I hear something--- --scccc- -end transmission-

Alone on a hostile planet, transmissions aren't getting through. How did it come to this?

Sweet Quiznak by CheckeredCloth (Teen) (6,819 words)

"You're really into him," Hunk mutters, and wow, Lance's face is on fire. Hunk is killing him.

"Look, read into how you like, Freud, just make sure that if I die Keith knows I totally would've mowed his ass like grass. That way, I can laugh hysterically at his emotionally-constipated expression from the afterlife."

Or: Lance is badly injured and has a few skeletons in his closet. Or maybe just the one.

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #voltron fic rec #fic rec #klance #klance fic rec #keith (voltron)#lance (voltron)#what I read this week

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System For mobile

LAST UPDATED: 02/12/2020 (GRAMMAR REVISED, ADDED HEADSPACE and SMOKERAFT by ELLE)

UPDATED: 02/03/2020 (ALL PASSAGES UPDATED by ROSWEL)

UPDATED: 07/18/18 (Added ROSWEL by LUKAS)

Active:eden, elle, tom, roswel, luka, magnus, johnny, jay, Smokeraft

EDEN: they/them, age 10, angel, [the innocent]. ACTIVE

A child who calls themselves an angel, they are: high spirited, positive, mindful to others, and are best friends with another great kid named Pit[dormant]. Eden is very supportive and will do what he can to make any situation a positive one by being silly or otherwise cheerful. When they front they sound very awake/bright in the vocals with a small gasp before starting a sentence, they also giggle more. Eden has progressed towards maturity, and calls themselves 10 years old now. They miss Pit quite a bit, and they get sad about this from time to time. Eden fronts fairly regularly now, and is out more when others are not feeling well emotionally.

Elle/Elliot: they/she/him, age 20, [the mother]. ACTIVE

She/He is GenderFluid, a heartwarming introvert who can get overwhelmed/confused quite easily, and they will do their best to make sure everyone is content just as a caretaker would. They are long term partners with Eve[dormant], Elle/Elliot will get overwhelmed very easily but is such a sweetheart and is too pure for this world. They have lots of sympathy towards others, they’re a huge supporter, and is a worry wart. When he/she fronts they sound very soft in the voice and say “honey” quite often. The vocals they give out are soothing/calm. Their voice is never high or low, it’s just the Elle tone. Elle is always there for their friends, and cares deeply for others. They front more often when we are faced with friends in trouble, especially if someone is sick, or the vessel is not feeling well.

Eve: he/him, age 30, ghost, [the father]. DORMANT

This man is very respectable as well as a parent figure to most of the children. He is known to be: Relaxing, supportive, understanding, tolerant to others, a very genuine person, and easy to get along with. He has a serious type personality that is very soothing to be around, as well as someone who can be quite stern when needed to be. When he fronts he makes the voice as low as possible to express the man in him, has a similar tone as Tom and can be difficult to tell the two apart. The best way to find out who it is: mention anything clean and see if the reaction is total support or just unsatisfied responses that may sound like acceptance or confusion.He loves Elle very deeply, but he shows his love quietly. He is bashful about showing his emotions.

Flicker: they/them, age 15, fae, [manic pixie]. DORMANT

They are full of life and sparkles with similar personality as Lukas, this bundle of fluff is over the top with kindness as well as child like hyper moments despite being an adult.

Imagine a glitter bomb hurricane, that will describe this lovely creature. When they front the voice is all over the place and sounds like Lukas, Johnny, and Eden all mixed in one. They love clowns, neons, and raves, and they are constantly high energy. They are also VERY mischievous towards those around them.

Ghost: she/her, age 20, ghost, [the maiden]. DORMANT

She is very generous with her words and personality, she will always be more than happy to talk to anyone though she can be a little shy with interaction: she still manages to make a splendid impression with communication. Ghost is simply divine to talk too, she’s the best to talk too for casual discussions and such. When they front they sound like a mix of Eve and elle combined in the tone. Professional and light in tone- Ghost may be shy, but she is very straightforward and honest.

Jamie: he/him, age 5, human, [the toddler]. DORMANT

This little guy is a mimic machine, he will copy anything new he sees/reads/hears so be careful what you do/say around this little one, he is a bundle of joy with a bit of sass, and just a hint of spunk in his attitude. He is what a curious child would be if there was no one to tell him what to do. He is related to Sam and will call almost anyone with a hobby “a nerd”.

When they front it sounds like a wide awake kid, they do not sound adult whatsoever.

They cling mostly with Eve[dormant], their main caretaker.

Jammy: he/him, age 7, sheep, [the traumatized innocent]. DORMANT

A child who likes to sleep and is very open about what they like. They are the sweetest bundle of joy who will share a lot of their hobbies and interest quite often. When they front it sounds like a sleepy mumbling murrs that are hard to tell what they’re saying. Jammy is easily triggered, and needs to be focused on in further therapy, as they hold a lot of trauma from early childhood.

Jay: he/him, age 15, human?, [the sad]. ACTIVE

This young man is quite sensitive and is prone to sadness. He has a very loving and gentle personality, easy to get along once he feels comfortable. Currently dating Sam[dormant], he’s very clingy to those he cherishes the most. He sounds sad even when he’s happy so it may be confusing to some, he is an introvert,he is calm and seeks comfort. When he fronts he makes the voice sound shaky, slow, calm soothing tone, and really likes to talk about mothman including other cryptid discussions. They front occasionally, most often when we are sad. He deals well with depression, as he has the worst symptoms out of all of us.

Johnny: he/him, age 20, corpse, [the avenger]. ACTIVE

He is someone that you can rely on with down to earth situations. He likes to joke around, he is mischevous, he is annoying(to me-roswel). If he has a problem with anyone then he will proudly address it or talk very little to the person to at least be polite to some degree if the person is close to someone else in the system, although being polite means very little to him. He is loud, proud, funny, passionate, and angry. He doesn’t deal well with sadness and directs it into anger. He feels VERY vindictive of the traumas we have suffered, and he has stabbed one of our abusers before.

When he fronts he makes the voice sound as high pitch as possible and likes to repeat “hey hey hey hey” multiple times if he wants your attention, kind of sounds like a sassy valley kid only doesn’t say “like” in every half paragraph. He will also say Amigo 50x.

He fronts quite often, especially when we are angry.

Luka: he/him, age 20, human, [the host]. ACTIVE

He’s been in the system longer than anyone else. He’s mostly pretty calm, but prone to nostalgia. He spends practically all his time with Smokeraft. [He’s been absent in the system for a while now. (note circa 2017- Lukas is back as of august 2018.] He loves games and spending time with his mom, who he holds VERY dear. Luka has been feeling much more comfortable fronting and with his friends. He is still a bit emotionally unstable, but he has developed a lot of coping mechanisms to help him now. Lukas has been more outgoing, outspoken, and happy as of late.

Smokeraft: it/he, ageless, ANUBIS, [the Mirror] ACTIVE

(I do not know why Smokeraft didn’t have an addition- he has been in this system for 12 years now.-Elle) Smokeraft does not front. He has fronted 3 times in our life- once when Lukas was in court, once to tell an abuser to leave Lukas alone, and once when someone pointed a gun to our chest. Smokeraft is a protector who serves only Lukas, and he is also a manager. For these reasons, the only two people he speaks to are Lukas and Tom (business only with Tom). He can only be seen in headspace locked in his office. He has the head of a black jackal and the body of a tall, muscular-ish man. He wears only black button-ups, slacks, and a bloody apron. He will not make eye contact with anyone. The only times he can be seen out of his office is in the presence of Lukas, who sees him as his Dad above all else. Smokeraft will not speak in the presence of others while around Lukas. Despite knowing Smokeraft for 8 years now, I(elle) only know about him as much as Lukas tells me. Smokeraft is quite warm to them, and he often reads to Lukas, and tucks him into bed.

Magnus: it/its, age ?, ghost, [the instinctive]. ACTIVE

[ This kid is very good at whispering when he needs too, he speaks of simple words consisting of “yes” and “no”s. ] Magnus has developed more than anyone else through the years. He has learned to speak, he has made friends, and he is learning social cues. He’s a bit of a weirdo to most, but he’s a great kid. He loves anatomy and podcasts. He spends most of his time with Rutta[dormant], who became his best friend. Magnus’s intersts includes animal anatomy (particularly bovine), medicine in general, dolls, and earth sciences.

Pit: they/them, age 10, monster [the child]. DORMANT

They are a pure bundle of joy with a bit of a speech impediment, though they do love to communicate with others, they find it difficult to annunciate most of the time and consists of saying things related to bubbles or that rhyme with bubbles. They are sensitive about not being understood and do try their hardest to speak correctly even if it’s too much sometimes. Patience is a must along with kindness and support. This child is a blessing to have around and will always try their hardest to be able to say words correctly just to have a conversation with you. They are best friends with Eden and both of them are usually never separated except for fronting sometimes.

Rutta: they/them, age 20, human, [the traumatized]

This person is the anxious type who gets startled easily from things that are unexpected, They’re a very sweet nonbinary fellow with little to say. Rutta is an introvert that enjoys podcasts, fashion, and spending time with his best friend Magnus. Rutta carries a good bit of our sexual trauma from ages 12-14, causing them to have many specific triggers.

Sam: he/him, age 25, human, [the lover]. DORMANT

He is a genuine child who is occasionally an adult, he mostly fronts with Jay who he is currently dating. Sam is an introvert who assumes people don’t like him despite it usually being the opposite. Sam does not have much experience fronting, and is mostly focused internally at keeping everyone emotionally balanced. He is very close and friendly with everyone in our system, and is one of few that everyone enjoys, making him great at his job of maintaining ourselves internally.

Todd: he/him, age 15, human, [the perfectionist] DORMANT

He is a fabulous stunning man who is well known to be a cheerful dude, he is always on top of looking his best and may surprise you from time to time. Todd is a perfectionist in his work, which often involves maintaining our vessel and living space. He is also a perfectionist when it comes to socialization- he feels the need to have a point in talking to everyone (a definitive list of topics to discuss to avoid pauses, awkwardness, or loss of interest), making him a bit withdrawn. He has few friends in or outside of our system. He is a big fan of anime and k-dramas (mostly Boys over Flowers), and dresses more boldly than most anyone else. He has a love for completing everything he does, making him quite dedicated to our school work. Todd shows extreme dedication yet restraint with his few friends.

Tom: he/they/it, age 25, demon, [the manager]. ACTIVE

[This young gentleman is a huge germaphobe.] Tom has progressed from externally showing his germaphobic tendencies.He is not a fan of humans unless they are decent to talk too. He has the same speech pattern as Eve[dormant. Although he is more closed minded to his feelings towards strangers, to close friends he has simplicity- he is a simple person who does simple things. He likes to keep things neat and organized to keep his mind clear, he can get angry rather quickly if caught at the wrong time or having to be pressured into things he does not want to do. He still feels awkward fronting, as he has only done so for the past 3 years or so, compared to the 7 years he spent never fronting. His speech pattern is very simple, he also chooses his friends very carefully. Once you get to know him he’s a wonderful person to talk too, there is much to learn from him as well as learn about him. Although he doesn’t share this with most, Tom thinks carefully about how his actions affect others. He is morose and shameful of his poorly chosen behaviors, and often chooses to withdraw from people he likes. Tom has had bad experiences with love, being that the only 2 people he chose to pursue romantically abandoned/hurt him. For this and more reasons, Tom keeps people at a distance.

Vallis: he/him, age 15, human, [the substitute]. DORMANT

He used to go by Axton, it is now Vallis. This kid is a very outgoing child who expresses himself with noodle puns, has quite the amount of energy, and tends to bounce from topic to topic. He is very sweet to others, he can be a bit of a handful if you’re not used to hyper personalities. Vallis has calm moments though usually when he’s calm it’s rare from either anger, stress, or he’s happy without being hyper. It’s obvious when he’s happy in the calmest way due to the skill of being able to stay on topic with positive attitude. He gets lost a lot in headspace which causes no one to know where he is and what he is doing which causes him to almost never appear. He needs a leash tied to a poll in order to keep track of him honestly. He is quite fond of Magnus, who interests him due to his instinctive traits. Although Vallis does not have any friends, he is very friendly, debatably too friendly with his headmates.

Wil: they/them, age 25, human, [the creature of habit]. DORMANT

they has a very stern way of handling situations as well as who decides to talk too, they usually don’t hesitate with words. They stay on their guard and refuses to take someone else’s responsibility if that person has created it themselves. They consider themselves as mean/rude though to someone he slightly respects may be a little different. They are not afraid to speak their mind as they will be completely honest with how they feel towards an individual.

They front mostly for School Lunches.

Roswel: they/them, age 20, humanoid, [the knight]. ACTIVE

They are a very relaxed individual who likes helping others. They have little care for personal indulgences, and prefer to spend time helping others. They are fairly new (as on Dec 2018- the newest in the system) They don’t like to tell other people they exist because of their inherent distrust of others. They are highly protective and illusive. Although they’re out often, other people generally don’t know about them. Their favorite color is gray. They love knights and medieval tales. They love TAZ Balance.

THE HEADSPACE: (ACTIVE)

Our system has a complicated history with our headspace, as we have, for a short period of time, integrated. For a while, it had vanished, and fronting was similar to blipping in and out of consciousness. As of November, our headspace is back in order. Although most of our system is currently dormant, their doors still remain, albeit locked. Our headspace appears the same way it always has- as a 4 story apartment/dorm building. We have a living room attached to our fronting room, and the living room is attached to the circular hallway surrounding the courtyard. Off the hallway, there are doors, and on the opposite side of the hallway is a set of stairs leading to the next floor. All the floors share a similar pattern. We have a basement, only accessible to Smokeraft, Tom, and Lukas. We have an office where Tom and Smokeraft conduct their business; the office is on the second floor. On the top floor is the attic, which is full of boxes of photographs containing memories. Despite having a room, Magnus often sleeps in the attic because of its messiness and access to the vents, which he uses to spy on his headmates while they are unaware. Between fronting, we retreat to our headspace to spend time with each other and time to ourselves. Time is distorted, and our memories surface all at once the next time we front. We rarely speak to others about the goings on of our headspace anymore, since more often than not, no one is interested. We cannot summon things to headspace that are not already there, and we may gain objects as our brain determines we need them.I will follow this passage by what each individual’s rooms looks like.

Lukas: Luka’s room is very remnescient of our childhood room (trailer). It has a wooden twin bed in one corner with green ivy bedding, a huge container of stuffed animals, and a small box tv on the opposite wall. He has a small closet with his clothes and pictures of his mom in there. Lukas is rarely in his room.

Eden: Eden shares a room with Pit[dormant]. The room is very childish, full of toys, and is centered with a large bunk bed, housing the sleeping[dormant] Pit on the top bunk. Eden spends most his time at his tea table, playing pretend with his large stuffed bunny.

Elle: Elle has a large yet cozy room. She has a huge king bed covered with several layers of thick blankets, topped with a huge, heavy brown and green blanket. The room is full of incomplete paintings that she and Eve started, stacked against the walls. Tapestries of horses and dogs hang on all walls, making the large room feel more full. Her bedframe has huge wooden posts, with hanging veils covering the sides. Her bed is most often full of others coming to her for emotional aid. Eve sleeps on the left side while dormant. Elle’s room smells like cinnamon cake.

Johnny/Jay: Johnny and Jay share a room, as Jay does not like living alone. Johnny’s side of the room is decrepit, and only has two pieces of furniture on it. He has an upturned milk crate as a night stand, which houses a partially broken alarm clock-radio, and a rusted metal bed frame with a thin blue-stripe mattress with a wool blanket atop it, with a single pillow. Jay’s side of the room is more full. He hangs several posters on the wall (x-files, cryptids, sloths, lizards, and moths), has an elaborate bedframe that includes some shelves and an attached desk, and he has a pet lizard (cannot be removed from terrarium). Jay’s side is humid, comfortable, and dark. He does not like guests in his room, aside from johnny, who often sleeps with him. Due to jay, the room smells like pine needles.

Roswel: Roswel’s room is quite simple.. They have a mattress on the floor, a vase with a single white rose in it, hanging dried flowers from the exposed rafters, and a suit of armor in the corner. Roswel does not deny guests to their room, and their room smells like honeysuckle.

Tom: Tom does not welcome guests into his room, mostly due to his germaphobic nature. He has a line on the floor on the edge of his room, and a stick which he pushes people away with if they step over his comfort line. His room is mostly an office space, with a single bed along one wall. He has a door leading to a second room (no one will tell me what is on the other side) on the back wall. He has a poster of a bunny above his bed.

Magnus: Magnus’s room smells like cleaning products, is white floor to ceiling, and is mostly barren. He has a cot that he rarely sleeps on, and 3 books (Bovine anatomy, doll restoration, and human anatomy), and an exposed steel sink and toilet. He spends more time in the attic or vents than his room. He comes across a bit differently than the rest of us due to his inherent disinterest in the attention of others.

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Mattsquatch’s video: https://youtu.be/Zox40gMaHsg

Tri Diver’s Video: https://youtu.be/IeegwpksLZs

Bigfoot Tony’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbAB2UQ4KZw

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The Oxford English Dictionary defines the word cryptid as “An animal whose existence or survival is disputed or unsubstantiated, such as the yeti.” For the following witnesses to living cryptids, there is no dispute. In this series of National Cryptid Society’s case files, you will read what the witnesses have experienced in their own words.

Keep an open mind when reading these accounts, and also remember one’s perception and memory of an event can be influenced by the emotions felt at the time of the occurrence. The contributors to this series of articles are doing the best they can to recount what are in some cases very shocking and traumatic experiences.

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NCS Case File #73: Dreaded Skunk Ape Steps out of the Road near Fort McCoy Florida

Location: Burbank Loop,Fort McCoy ,Florida

Date: 9/07/08

Submitted by Mike

“I was driving on Burbank Loop in Fort McCoy, it was 10 pm.

I came around the only curve in the whole road.there it was standing on the edge of the road.

It had dreaded hair about 6 to 10 inches in length,black in color.

I could see the big muscular shoulder form and when he stepped off in the woods in one step(6 to 9 foot) never looked tord me.

I slammed on the brakes backed up as fast as I could,and jumped out of the car and killed the engine so I could and hear.I ran to the edge of woods and stopped.

I saw nothing and didn’t hear a thing,but it smelled stinky like rotten meat.

I stood there a good five minutes nothing.so my girlfriend was scared and wanted to go home so we left.”

NCS Notes:

This witness has not yet responded to follow-up emails.

Fort McCoy resides in Marion county, which is in North Central Florida.

Fort McCoy has two wildlife management areas to the north of the city, as well as Ocala National Forest to the Southeast.

There have been 13 reported sightings of a Bigfoot-like creature in Marion county according to the BFRO (2), and is approximately 30 miles from where a Skunk Ape was reported to have crossed the road in June of 2017 (3).

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NCS Case File #74: Blond Juvenile Bigfoot-Like creature Visits Bird Feeder on All Fours, Leaves Walking Upright Grand Rapids, Michigan

Location: Southwood Village area, Southern portion of Grand Rapids, Michigan

Date: Spring / Summer 2009 or 2010

“It was a cool sunny Spring/Summer morning, I know it was that time of year because if it was full blown summer i wouldn’t have been sitting outside due to the heat.

I was talking on the phone with my friend, she was talking so I wasn’t making a sound. There was a slab of concrete down in front of me, where we’d put scraps of food, popcorn, bread, produce, all kinds of leftovers for the wildlife to eat.

We had a lot of different wildlife that came to our slab to eat, we had wild turkeys, muskrats, turtles, ducks, squirrels, geese, raccoons, opossums, groundhogs, and all different kinds of wild birds. Now we know we had Sasquatches as well.

Anyway as I was sitting there talking to my friend, I was watching all the critter’s that had come to eat. Out of the corner of my eye of my eye I saw this flash of beautiful blonde hair bounding to the slab.

At first I thought it was an Afghan dog, because its hair was smooth as silk and 6 to 7 inches long. It looked like someone had just brushed it’s hair there was a gentle breeze blowing, so it’s hair blew gracefully in the breeze.

Once it got down to the feeding station, it was on all fours, and I could hear this grunting sound like a pig eating, By now I was talking to my friend and I said “you’re not going to believe what I’m seeing!”

I wasn’t sure what it was but I started explaining this creature to her. He had black or very dark brown face, hands and feet, they looked like wrinkled leather.

His nose was turned up a little but yet it was kind of smashed into his face like a monkey. His eyes were black. I say “he” because I didn’t see any female parts, nor did I see any male parts either, so I just figured it was a male.

As I looked at it I felt like I was seeing a Disney Character, I felt euphoric, mesmerized, almost like I was floating. I felt kind of sick inside because I couldn’t wrap my mind around what I was seeing.

By then I told my friend I would call her back later. I was still in my chair trying to comprehend all that was happening. The next thing I knew this thing stood up on its back legs.

It was three to four feet tall, and at the time I was five feet tall, so it was almost as tall as I was, or maybe he was, it was hard to judge everything as things were moving fast and out of sorts. He walked up this small hill we had in our backyard on two feet like a human.

By now I was shaking but I wanted to get a better look at this thing, so I stood up but stayed by my chair. I felt kind of dizzy and wobbly relay out of sorts.

When I stood up this creature dropped down on all fours & took off like a road runner, he moved faster than any animal I’d ever seen move before.

It never occured to me that where a young one is there its mother or a watcher is also, until my friend was talking to me about it years later and he said it’s a good thing you didn’t make a move towards him. You see I didn’t even think about it being a Sasquatch until we had moved away. Seven and a half years later and I started putting it all together.

I ran towards the house out of fear and I wanted to get my Camera in case this thing came back. I went out there long enough to take photos of the yard, and then I ran as fast as I could to get back into the house.

I locked the doors scared that this thing whatever it was would come after me. It could have come from a UFO for all I knew. I sat, shook and cried until my husband came home about forty five minutes to an hour later. I was still shook up when he came in and asked me what had happened.

Seeing this creature changed my life totally. I used to go out and work in the yard from the rising of the sun until it was dark out and my husband would have to come and ask me if I wasn’t going to come in. After this encounter happened I wouldn’t go out in the yard unless my husband came out with me.

He found this to be very odd behavior from what I was like before. He said don’t be silly and I said “I’m not being silly, you’d be afraid if you saw this thing just like I did and am.” He’d just shake his head. He believed that I saw something, but he didn’t understand the impact that it made on my life.

I tried to explain what it was I saw and my husband said it was just a groundhog, I said does a groundhog walk erect on it hind feet and stand almost as tall as I am, he said Nope. I said I rest my case.

I named this thing the Nebster, where I came up with the name I’ll never know but I had to name it something so my husband would know what I was talking about.

I tried to go back where I saw him run to, it was in a grove of tall trees & low bushes, but there was to much Poison Ivy back there so I stopped going back any further.”

NCS Notes

The area described by the witness and the photos of the area provided show a densely residential area. However, this is not to say that wildlife cannot penetrate human habitation. Suburban development is much more forgiving than that of an urban environment in terms of patches of woods and open areas that may support small pockets of wildlife, as well as creeks, ditches and thin strips of undeveloped lands where wildlife can travel between destinations. There are several areas like the ones described above along highway 6 that cuts through the southern end of Grand Rapids, and the location of the sighting is adjacent to that highway.

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A three to four foot tall bipedal hair-covered humanoid-like creature may sound like a juvenile Sasquatch, but currently there are four Bigfoot reports for the Grand Rapids area (Kent County), and none of those appear to be within the city limits (4). If it were a juvenile Sasquatch, it was a long way from home and it was taking a risk strolling out in the daylight to feast on the witness’ slab right in front of her. The behavior and environment seems incongruent with what seems to be “traditional” Sasquatch behavior. Although there are some who are hypothesize there are “urban Sasquatch” who may be dwelling in highly populated areas undetected, I find that scenario highly suspect. Perhaps this was something else.

Perhaps it was an escaped exotic pet. There have been many stories of exotic pets that have startled residents at one time or another. This is usually the standby for any skeptic, but not wrongfully so since these events have happened in the past. One primate with long blondish hair that may fit the size of the described creature may be the Gelada Baboon (5).

One problem with this idea is the lack of a tail in the witness’ description. The tail of any baboon is pretty obvious, but then again, some things don’t get remembered in the heat of the moment. The witness may have over time embellished the memory or misinterpreted their own perception during such an emotionally jarring event. But then again I am just throwing out alternatives.

The witness stated “I felt euphoric, mesmerized, almost like I was floating. I felt kind of sick inside because I couldn’t wrap my mind around what I was seeing,” “I sat, shook and cried until my husband came home about forty five minutes to an hour later” and “I didn’t even think about it being a Sasquatch until we had moved away.” This strongly suggests to me that it is possible that the creature the witness observed in her backyard was not a sasquatch at all. Perhaps it was another type of cryptid that was associated with trickery.

A Pukwudgie “little wild man of the woods that vanishes (6)” is a creature found in Delaware and Wampanoag folklore, sometimes said to be 2-to-3-foot-tall. In case the witness misjudged the height of the creature when it stood up and walked away, the Pukwudgie may be a possible candidate for what strolled into her yard that day. “In the Ojibwe and other Great Lakes tribes, the pukwudgie (or bagwajinini) is considered a mischievous but basically good-natured creature who plays tricks on people but is not dangerous (7).” However, Pukwudgies are traditionally described as human-like. The native Wampanoag People of New England legends say Pukwugdgies “were also said to be able to shapeshift into other creatures (8).”

Endnotes

http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=fl&county=Marion

https://nationalcryptidsociety.org/2017/09/04/ncs-case-file-43/

http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=mi&county=Kent

http://zoonooz.sandiegozoo.org/zoonooz/a-most-unusual-primate/

Hoffman, Charles Fenno (1850). The Poems of Charles Fenno Hoffman. D. Appleton & Co. p. 211.

http://wakinguponturtleisland.blogspot.com/2017/03/puckwudgie-algonquian.html

http://www.ghosthuntingtheories.com/2017/02/pukwudgies-possible-proof-they-existed.html

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Here have a bunch of my Transformers OC’s. If you wanna draw them feel free I guess. Just credit me.

NAme: Inkjet

Gender: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Altmode: Black 2017 Mazda MX-5 Miata

Faction: Autobots

Appearance: Inkjet is a smaller, somewhat round bot, with a completely black frame. He has blue optics and his headlights are yellow and function as his way of speaking. His neck is scarred and mangled, as he was tortured by the Decepticons, which caused him to lose his voice.

Personality: Inkjet is not much of a fighter, and he prefers to let others fight. He is emotionally connected to a human named Ruth, and will protect her at all costs. Curious about human culture, he enjoys listening to the radio and communicates through morse code or his radio.

Special Features: Mangled neck, Autobot symbol on left shoulder

Weapons: Tattoo needles, Pulse Cannon

Other:

-I was really worried he’d be too much like Bumblebee but he’s not

-Soft boy

-He’s a sweetheart

-He still believes there's good in Decepticons despite what they did to him

-He’s a member of Team Screenshot (Which consists of him, Feedback, Teal, Turquoise, Spectrum and Slickshift)

-Too pure for this world

-Help him

-Amazing tattoo artist, he was in very high demand

-His morse code is normally slow but when he gets scared or excited it goes really fast and nobody understands it except for Ruth (She has like… Cybertronian enhancements that allow her to understand it)

-His favorite Earth animal is the Snapping Turtle (WHY)

NAme: Feedback

Gender: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Altmode: Orange Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4

Faction: Former Decepticon, Currently an Autobot

Appearance: A broad shouldered, rather tall mech, his orange plating is bright against gray undertones, along with doorwings. Numerous scrapes and scars. His optics are purple.

Personality: Feedback is nervous around others, his past makes him think he’ll hurt anyone. Massively overprotective, he fights with little control, and has psychological issues. A lot of them.

Special Features: Autobot symbol is clearly overlaid over the Decepticon one of his left doorwing.

Weapons: Dual pulse blasters, stasis dagger

Other: GAYYYYY

-Kinda an asshole

-He trusts nothing except Team Screenshot

-Which is like trusting a mamba

-His nervousness makes him trigger happy and that makes Teal nervous

-Cannot be trusted around explosives

NAme: Turquoise

Gender: Femme

Species: Cybertronian

Altmode: Turquoise Carrera GT

Faction: Autobot

Appearance: Turquoise is not an extremely big femme, nor is she small. SHe is actually reasonably sized, and you probably wouldn’t notice her if she wasn’t BRIGHT TURQUOISE. She had doorwings, which move constantly. Her optics are dark blue.

Personality: Derp master extreme. Accidental badass, who is super smart but talks/acts without thinking. Her underlying aggressiveness is undermined by her insane loyalty.

Special Features: Autobot symbol on chest

Weapons: Sword, double mini blasters

Other: Smokequoise. Turqstorm. Jazzquoise. SHIPS

-Has a huge dumb crush on Jazz in every universe ever

-Smokescreen and her are more platonic than anything

-Teal and her are extremely close (TOUCH HIM AND I'LL MURDER YOU)

-She’s an okay person

-Loves Earth music and Animals

-She likes using the groundbridge to go places and see different animals.

-Ratchet thinks she’s crazy

-Has ADHD

-Her front left tire falls off hen hit just right. She keeps saying she’ll get that fixed but she never does.

-She fishes in her spare time.

-She caught a shark once (In Australia)

-She has an alligator she keeps in the garage’s basement. His name is Godzilla.

-She has a dog too, his name is Smokey

-She tries to flirt with Jazz but he’s oblivious.

-Whenever Jazz comes around she blushes super hard and tries to keep calm and fails

-OMFG REPTILES

-She loves reptiles with a passion and protects them

-She’s a cryptid among poachers it’s just like this giant blue robot comes out and kicks their butts and takes the animals

-Nobody believes them b/c she has an EMP generator so they can’t get pictures ;3

Name: Teal

GEnder: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Autobot

Altmode: Teal 2007 GMC Topkick 4x4 Pickup

Appearance: Teal is FREAKING HUGE, rivalling Optimus in size. He is quite bulky, looking very fierce despite the fact he’s not a fighter. He. like Turquoise, had doorwings and blue optics.

Personality: Teal, like his spark-twin Turquoise, is easily distracted. He is quite powerful, but prefers to leave the fighting to others. He is insanely loyal, and very aggressive when those he cares about are threatened

Special Features: Autobot symbol on chest

Weapons: Twin pulse cannons, Warhammer

Other:

-loves birds

-So much. Birds are the greatest

-Birds love him too. At any given time there's at least three birds hiding in his plating

-Sometimes he opens his doors in alt mode and sparrows fly out and Ratchet screams

-A big soft man

-Highly protective of his little sister (Even though she’s the older one)

-Makes weird squeaky noises

-Loves tractor pulls and cows and just being in rural areas

-He’s so gentle it’s amazing

-Ratchet came out to the back of the garage to see him in recharge in a field surrounded by cows with birds perched all along his shoulders and was like ‘Teal why are you like this’

-Teal regrets everything he did as a warrior but the birds make him feel better about himself.

- ‘Turquoise what the fUck’

The twins make fun of Ultra Magnus constantly like the giant children they are

Name: Spectrum

GEnder: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Autobots

Altmode: Turquoise and white F1 racecar

Appearance: In build, Spectrum is a lot like Turquoise, small, with aerodynamic plating and the family doorwings. He is white with turquoise racing stripes and biolights on his doorwings edges. His optics are bright green.

Personality: Literally the stereotypical ‘cool dude’. He says things like ‘totes rad’ and ‘YOLO’ and fingerguns a lot. He annoys everyone.

Special Features: Autobot symbol on his lower abdomen (Like Bumblebee)

Weapons: Twin laser pistols.

Other:The Bluetwin’s cousin. Do Cybertronians have cousins?

-Legendary weirdo

-What the fuck

-I love his design tho

Name: Bonebiter

GEnder: Mech

Species: Cybertronian(?)

Faction: Decepticons

Altmode: Off Road vehicle of unknown make

Appearance: Bone takes the form of a hyena, with spines creating a bushy mane on his back and large, powerful fangs. He is silver with darker grey accents and red optics.

Personality: Bonebiter is the literally epitome of being a jerk. He’s mean, crude, teases both friend and foe, and is rude and sarcastic, even to those who he KNOWS could beat the shit out of him. He makes horrible snide comments about EVERYTHING, and he’s unbearable.

Special Features: No robot mode, Decepticon symbol on right side (In hyena and vehicle modes)

Weapons: Extremely strong jaws, claws

Other:

Name: Blizzardburst

GEnder: mech

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Decepticons

Altmode: F-16 fighter jet

Appearance: Blizzard is white with pale blue accents on his torso and wings. A rather lithe seeker, he had red optics with orange speckled in them.

Personality: Cold, harsh and brutally effective, he has no qualms with killing, or changes in leadership. In fact, all the otehr Decepticons are afraid of him, with the exceptions of Soundwave and Megatron. Even Bluebolt gives him a hasty respect.

Special Features: Decepticon symbol on wings

Weapons: Rocket launchers, ice missiles (Like TFA Blitzwing)

Other

Name: Slickshift

GEnder: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Autobot

Altmode: Diesel Truck. A Blue one. With sparkles.

Appearance: Slick is around the size of Ultra Magnus, so is by no standards small. He’s a big buff dude, with kind green optics.

Personality: Cinnamon roll. He’s a sweetheart,and all of Team Screenshot will MURDER you if you so much as look at him wrong. He’s not much of a fighter, and is actually a bit of a crybaby

Special Features: TALL BOY, Autobot symbol on chest

Weapons: Mace

Other: Poor baby

Name: Fasttrack

GEnder: Mech

Species: Cybertronian (Former Stunticon)

Faction: Decepticon

Altmode: Green F1 Race Car

Appearance: He’s a skinny lime green asshole with bright fucking red optics.

Personality: He’s a jerk. That’s it. He is rude to everyone, literally gives nobody respect, not even MEgatron, and its remarkable he follows orders.

Special Features: Weird fin things on his arms, Decepticon logo on chest

Weapons: Twin energon blades

Other: he’s totally crushing on blizzard but blizzard gives no fucks

Name: Cobalt

Gender: Femme

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Autobot (Former Decepticon)

Altmode: f-22 Fighter Jet and Dodge Viper

Appearance: Cobalt is dark blue (Although not navy, just normal blue) with wings and pedes not unlike seekers. She is set like a sports model, although some Seeker traits do shine through, most notably in her wings, pedes and helm.

Personality: Cobalt can be quiet when around strangers, although when she is comfortable she is loud and energetic. She is very very smart, and creative, although she does have problems with anger.

Special Features: Autobot logo on chest (Cockpit/hood)

Weapons: Katana and throwing stars (She’s a fucking ninja)

Other: Transformsona (Besides the twins)

Name: Replicator

Gender: Mech

Species: Cybertronian

Faction: Autobot technically (His methods are…. questionable)

Altmode: DNA Extractor (OR CNA)

Appearance: Replicator, through some serious work on his own frame and weird circumstance, looks eerily like Perceptor. Although he has blue instead of red, and lacks the signature microscope features, the resemblance is uncanny.

Personality: Replicator will do anything in the sake of his research, although he does have a conscious and morals, so he hasn’t done anything too horrendous. Yet. He tends to be a total jackass to everyone, whines constantly, and is a complete coward. So yeah. Annoying.

Special Features: He can extract and replicate CNA, Autobot symbol on shoulders

Weapons: None (he’s a useless sonofabitch)

Other:

Name: Carboncopy

GEnder: Mech

Species: Dinobot

Faction: Autobot (Reluctantly)

Altmode: Allosaurus (NOT A T REX DAMMIT)

Appearance: He looks like Grimlock. That's it, he looks like Grimlock. He has tattoos on his tail, courtesy of Ink. (They’re dinosaur bones)

Personality: An angry, bratty giant child, he complains that ‘I AM NOT GRIMLOCK’ so often it’s probably burned into his processor. He blames Replicator for all his problems.

Special Features: Autobot symbol on chest

Weapons: Jaws, tail, grabby hands of DEATH

Other:

#transformers oc #transformers

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