the joke about c!techno treating c!dream like he just needs a nap is funny because it's just techno's way of teasing dream and diffusing a situation, not because he thinks dream is an incompetent and harmless baby, but also because dream really just needs a nap.

This is actually the best image ive ever fucking made

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You were casually walking down the streets of L'manburg one dark night when you felt a strong hand grasp your arm. Within moments, you had been dragged into an alleyway by the Siren himself, and he held a knife to your neck. Dream, the #1 hero, stood by, wanting to rescue you but also not wanting for you to get hurt. "Siren, let the girl go." Dream commanded.

"Hmm... no."

You didn't know what to do. So you interrupt their conversation with a yell. "distraction tactic!" Then you kiss Siren. It wasn't a rough kiss but it also wasn't a peck. It was a light kiss and when you pulled away Siren and Dream were both in shock that neither of them went to stop you as you moonwalked out of the alley way and back into the streets of L'Manburg. "...." "...." Silence... "WHAT THE FUC-" Siren shouted *later* Wilbur went home. When he opened the door his dad, Philza, was in the kitchen making tea as his twin brother, Techno, and his younger brother, Tommy, were watching some thing on tv in the living room. Wilbur was still in shock and just slumped onto the couch. His family stared at him "um.. mate are you ok?" Philza asked. All three of his family members now standing in the living room, looking at him. "is it normal for a hostage to kiss you?" Wilbur asked, looking at them Lots of questions were asked that night

Got plagued with the thoughts tm and while it may be nearly 4am I feel like I've peaked in comedy

Hi I do, in fact, like xdnf and especially the comedic potential of that eldritch horror over there gets topped by that fucking mushroom themed twink.

Additionally, my XD design is an ever changing nightmare of wings, eyes and occasional other fun bits when it's not conforming to human appearance standards if you can't tell. But I'll get into that another day if anyone wants to hear about that cause I have a lot of XD thoughts that are 90% my own interpretation and headcanons.

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May I introduce you to my magnum opus: windexinnit

when this one mf joins the server

MCYT (mostly Hermitcraft) as textposts

Part 1 | Part 2

call c!quackity a maneater because he's a hoe but also because of the cannibalism

something really fucking funny about c!dream is that when he’s like “I’m never gonna see you again c!tommy I don’t give a shit” like 90% of the time he’s back in like a day max. he did it at the start of exile. he did it in like an hour after blowing up logstedshire. dude is just like “time to wean myself off the special interest *after two minutes without abusing a child* damn special interest got hands”

so this is what happened in lore right

slime = shadow?

"kill them with kindness." WRONG. firework blast. 🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆🧨🎆💥💥🎆

Horrible idea our friend gave me:

System discord server where there's personal rooms except instead of each system getting their own room it's based on source characters. So every single Wilbur from every single era and source and system all get one single personal room and they all have to fight for dominance like captive wolves

Pov you're watching cc!Quackity, vice president c!Quackity, las nevadas c!Quackity, drug dealer c!Quackity, El Quackity, and q!Quackity all fighting for their lives in the same chatroom

Dream after Tommy killed the cat in the cell: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Tommy: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Dream: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

*At some point during the Eggpire*

Punz: Hey would it be considered gay if you let a guy repeatedly kill you and then bring you back to life and vise versa for the sake of science- and admittedly it was kinda hot-

The rest of the Eggpire: . . . Punz what the actual fuck.

c!quackity (& tntblr) about c!wilbur: