based on arlecchinos voiceline about her not being able to understand the hearth kids' slang, here are some scenarios me and my friend came up with:
hearth kids: "skibidi rizz, why are you watching cocomelon, thats not ratioed. you need to start mewing"
arle, sitting in the corner: "what the fuck are you saying"
lyney, trying to explain what camp means
arle: *head in hands, about to go up in flames because she feels old*
"why are you coming out of the closet? we're in a hallway, there is no closet?"
"What do you mean you think it's time to come out? We're already outside?"
"who did you slay? do i need to bury a body for you?"
arle, to lyney: "wait i thought you were going to be the next king of the hearth. why is everyone calling you a queen?"
"Lynnette why did you write 'slay pussy boss' on the report about Furina I had you make?"
Arle: you can't do that anymore freminet. That's against the rules
Freminet: okay miss girl
Arle: ???? I am a woman???
lyney: "youre gaslighting and gatekeeping, but youre not girlbossing"
arle: "i actually did gaslight last night. i burned that one rich guys house down. i thought i told you about that?"
"What do you mean you've been afflicted with 'brain rot' are you okay?!?!"
"drag queen? to where? are they angry at miss furina again?"
arle, to lyney: "why are they calling me and columbina fruity? my cologne smells nothing like fruit"
lyney: "father, why do you have that look on your face?"
arle: "WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME AN EGG"
arle: "top energy? bottom energy? if you want to succeed in the house of the hearth, then you must have top energy at all times and never fall behind"
lyney: "no thats- thats not what they meant"
"lynette, why are the kids calling neuvillette babygirl?"
"serving cunt? please dont do that, thats unsanitary"
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Colombina [Genshin Impact Fanart}
This time I'm coming here with solo Colombina portrait. I tried making a bit more complex background digitally for her. Of course, our cursed angel deserved also some bonus ornaments. After Arlecchino's voice lines I can't wait to see to what extent she will be... quirky talker. Plus obviously she seems like one of the last hopes to say something less depreciating about Dottore. I smell some moral abigousness from this pink creature. I'm also witing for her to say something funny about Dottore. Or better. I want more of their bickering after lazzo.
The eye brooch I gave her is a silly idea of how she's able to see the world with her eyes closed... And also. Maybe the empty space in her mask is meant to resemble the third eye we can't see yet.
You can purchase the print in my INPRNT shop.
Don't repost my artworks, please! I'll appreciate likes, comments and reblogs. ♡
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Columbina
(Fatui adopt Kaeya AU) dancey dance,, they're doing their little dancey dance
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Horse Riding
(fatui adopt Kaeya AU) In which Arlecchino doesn't enjoy having her quality time with Kaeya disturbed, but Kaeya is just happy to be here
No one can't tell me that Columbina wouldn't take any chance to tease and lightly insult her superior bcs she did that to Dottore and I want her to insult Pierro ty for coming to my presentation
This is the inspiration as we all know and love
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