can I see 2 4 and X competing to see who can bake the best cakeeeee
HFDGUIBHDIVDGDVU YES YES you may 🥳🥳🥳
this TOTALLY didn't take pretty much 7 hours or anything...
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touch me with your love, and reveal to me my true name ...
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Tried my hand at one of those Venn diagrams everyone makes. I think it turned out well.
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If you’re not on twitter, a quick recap
Wednesday Morning:
“Twitter Blue” launches the paid blue check, which Elon Musk pushed over Twitter employees objections as a way to counter spam. Twitter begins giving out a grey check labeled "official" to people who were verified under the old system, making the grey check what the blue check was and the blue check ?????.
Wednesday Afternoon:
Elon Musk kills the grey check literally hours after twitter launches it, because he doesn’t want to give special status to certain people marking them as “real”.
Wednesday Evening:
Elon Musk snarks at a guy saying selling bluechecks will increase spam
Thursday:
Thursday Evening:
You can no longer buy a blue check.
Friday Morning
Twitter brings back the grey check that Elon killed less than 48 hours ago. Twitter is now back to verifying “official” accounts privately with no way to buy a check.
Elon Musk has been the CEO of Twitter for two weeks.
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KYMAN ART😱😱😱😱
Someone tried to steal kartboys kitty witty but he growled marked his territory and shat himself ❤️
Pookie Kyle is in need of marriage counseling, a pedicure and a new appointment to the dentist after this one ☺️
Khal is the omega.
Cartpiss is the beta.
The real alpha is you 👊😳‼️‼️
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Mirror,Mirror on the wall
Give me torture
Cock and Ball
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Am i a. Femcel?!?!!
okay so My friend said i was a femcel or sum shitz and. I WAS like so fucking confused bc what is a femcel, then i looked it up.
It was like a girl with Zero play, mf is that real?? Bc, i'm not a femcel, quite the opposite really, i might not have a boyfriend My whole life or spoken with dudes on a romantic manner before, but i still can hit, i just think dating is so overrated and complicated, why do You wanna form a relationship with someone when You know it's not gonna last, might aswell hit yourself on the head with a metal pole.
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IF ONE MORE BLANK BLOG FOLLOWS ME IM GOING TO COMMIT MANSLAUGHTER.
AND HALF OF THEM HAVE THEIR TITS HALF OUT
I LIKE TITTIES BUT I AINT WANNA SEE URS MA'AM
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i REALLY like animatic battle!! 🤩
idk what i was going for here tbh i was just bored lmao
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Sorry for the super vague ask but do you have any ideas for what clients might do with Val’s prehensile dick in cellar bug au?
That‘s such a good question, tho!
Val‘s cock is about as cute as his pussy 🙏 but I think he has very little control over it once it gets going. Like when he‘s not fucking someone (which is excessively rare during his cellar time), it will just constantly search around and look for something to wrap around (very cute mmmhh mhhhh).
I think there are quite a few videos of him solo with someone off camera thrusting odd objects at him to see what his dick will do :‘)
But clients? I think they‘re way too mean to it. They usually just want a nice hole to fuck into and his dick is way too nosey and always trying to rub off on something. More than one dude probably tried to rip it off in frustration.
There are also a few that liked to slap it around a bit, though. Cock and ball torture is chef‘s kiss and since Val can‘t offer balls, they need to focus all that aggression on his poor dick.
It‘s not their fault that Val shrieking with pain is also insanely hot :/ all his holes get so *tight* when he‘s afraid.
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RONANCE HEADCANNONS
sfw
robin is a cuddler. always needs someone in her arms, preferably nancy herself
nancy can't sleep without robin whisper-singing songs to her
nancy hates pen clicking
robin sucks at making food but can set a table.
nancy sucks at setting tables but can cook really well
when nancy cleans the house robin will talk to her. it used to drive her mad, but now she physically can't live without it
robin will play songs with her trumpet at the most random fucking times. that drives nancy mad, to the point she will go find robin and take away the trumpet.
nancy hates the smell of new books
robin loves the smell of gasoline
nsfw
nancy was a stone top until she met robin, who described how good it was. that night robin ate her out and nancy realized right there and then that robin was perfect for her
if robin is in a mood, she will drop down on her knees while nancy does homework, get under the table, and eat her out
nancy likes bath sex the most
robin likes anything sex as long as it isn't gross shit like a piss kink (yeah, I do think a piss kink is weird. wtf?)
robin likes to say she is the dominant in bed, but both her and nancy know nancy dominants.
nancy has a thing for thighs, so after sex robin cant wear shorts bc they will show more
robin loves tummys, especially nancys. she always kneads her stomach, and always pushes on it to feel the organ better
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