The voice on the radio on Gilligan's Island was that of LA Lakers broadcaster Chick Hearn.

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Midnight Pals: Dracula Sovereign of the Damned

Bram Stoker: everyone, i have a story Barker: oh boy this should be good Stoker: and this time it's different Stoker: i've been secretly taking lessons in how to be horny Stoker: so this story is really going to show you sex-likers a thing or two

Stoker: submitted for the approval of the midnight society Stoker: i call this the tale of dracula Stoker: sovereign of the damned stoker: you'll like this dracula Stoker: it's an anime Lafcadio Hearn: yes! Hearn: YES!

Stoker: so dracula meets this chick Edward Lee: yeah boi Stoker: she starts uh shooting him with a crossbow Lee: no no bro not like that! Mary Shelley: ha ha ha yeah! Shelley: do it!!

Stoker: so it starts with this cult of satanists Stoker: they're summoning satan Stoker: to give them woman to him as a bride Stoker: but satan doesn't show up Stoker: so instead dracula swoops in Stoker: and he tricks this woman into marrying him

King: satan doesn't show up? Stoker: right King: to his own summoning? Stoker: right King: why doesn't he show up? Stoker: i don't know, maybe he was busy that night Barker: "maybe he was busy" lol Stoker: LOOK. that's not the important part

King: so you're saying that satan is just, like, a no show Stoker: yes King: is that how it works? he can do that? King: anton, has that ever happened to you King: where you go through all the motions and the ritual and then King: satan just doesn't show? Anton Lavey: uhhhh

Stoker: so dracula shows up Stoker: in his cape and tuxedo Stoker: and he's all "it's me, uh, satan!" Barker: and they're not suspicious that he's clearly dracula Stoker: satan could wear a cape and tuxedo Barker: yeah yeah he COULD Barker: but we all know he don't

Stoker: so dracula and this woman have a baby Stoker: but eventually the guilt of the charade gets to dracula Stoker: and he's all "i have to tell you" Stoker: "i'm actually not your beloved satan" Stoker: "i'm just dracula" Stoker: "just a stupid, stupid dracula"

Stoker: anyway, there's also these vampire hunters Stoker: they've been spending the last year searching for dracula Stoker: just doing nothing else but full time searching King: a whole year? Stoker: yeah they're really bad at their job

Stoker: it's a descendant of jonathan harker Stoker: a descendant of abraham van helsing Stoker: a descendant of dracula Stoker: and a vampire-sniffing dog Dean Koontz: dog! Stoker: yeah i knew dean would like that

Stoker: anyway that satanist finds out about the whole thing where dracula tricked them Stoker: so he shoots dracula's baby Stoker: with a gun Koontz: oh no! Stoker: don't worry Stoker: god sends the baby back as a full grown super man to kill dracula Koontz: oh good! Barker: whoa whoa hold on there Barker: not "oh good" Barker: i have SEVERAL questions

Ian McNeice

Physique: Heavyset Height: 5'8" (1.73 m)

Ian McNeice (born 2 October 1950-) is an English film and television actor, best known for playing Bert Large in the dramedy Doc Martin. He found fame portraying government agent Harcourt in the 1985 television series Edge of Darkness, and went on to feature in popular films such as The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls and Frank Herbert's Dune. He has also played the Newsreader in historical drama Rome (2005–2007) and Winston Churchill in Doctor Who (2010–2011).

Handsome chub with his cute, double-chinned face, I first took notice McNeice in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, not necessarily for how good looking I thought he was or how much I wanted to fuck him. I notice him for how big he was and how I thought he'd be died in two years or so.

Lets see… looks like he's divorced from the chick that birthed him three kids. But with my luck, McNeice won't be craving dick at this point in his life now would he?

RECOMMENDATIONS: (2002) Black Plague - Shirtless (2000) Dune (TV Mini Series) - Shirtless (1989) Stay Lucky (TV Series) - Shirtless (1987) The Lonely Passion of Judith Hearne - Shirtless, Rear Nudity

A protester in Los Angeles was tackled by the Secret Service on Wednesday after she walked out onto the street and approached President Biden's motorcade.

Biden was in downtown L.A. for the ninth Summit of the Americas. The woman had moved onto a blocked-off street with a bullhorn and was quickly removed. 

The protester, who resisted officers during her arrest and ripped off the tackling officer’s hat and glasses, appeared to be advocating for abortion rights. 

"Get the f--- off me!" she could be heard saying while on the ground being handcuffed. She then shouted, "An abortion ban will not stop abortions – only safe ones." 

Anthony Guglielmi, chief of communications for the U.S. Secret Service, put out a statement after the arrest. 

"Shortly after 5 p.m., an adult female entered a restricted roadway along a motorcade route on Chick Hearn Ct in Los Angeles," the statement said. "As the woman approached passing vehicles, a United States Secret Service agent swiftly removed her from the roadway and placed her into custody. There was no impact to the motorcade movement or our protectees. Our investigation into this incident is ongoing."

Biden is a supporter of a woman's right to choose. The U.S. Supreme Court, however, is poised to overturn Roe v. Wade. 

The Summit of the Americas, which began in 1994, brings together countries in the Western Hemisphere within the Organization of American States and is focused on promoting pro-democracy values and coordination among heads of state and top companies with influence in the region.

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The internet exposes the idiocracy every single day, but, arguably, nowhere is it as obvious as it is on MAGA X, the baseless conspiracy theory-driven corner of the platform formerly known as Twitter. This is the place where abject stupidity is an Olympic sport and everyone is contending for the gold.

This is where the bottom feeders of miseducation are spreading the rumor that Atlanta rapper Killer Mike was arrested at the Grammys after winning three awards—because he refused to endorse President Joe Biden over Donald Trump.

According to CNN, Killer Mike, born Michael Santiago Render, was arrested Sunday night near the venue where the 66th Annual Grammy Awards were held, at the Crypto.com Arena in Los Angeles. What specifically got Mike arrested hasn’t been reported, but, according to the LAPD, he was booked on a misdemeanor battery charge after being detained and handcuffed for an alleged physical altercation that took place in the 700 block of Chick Hearn Court.

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Will Trump Ever Be Held Accountable?

It’s only getting worse. Will Trump ever go on trial? Will he ever be held accountable?

The New York State criminal case against Trump, the only one with a real trial date, just got kicked back because the DOJ dragged its feet before just producing thousands of documents to the parties.

Fani Willis survived her incredibly poor judgment but at what price? Most feel the chances of that case getting to trial before the 2024 elections are nonexistent. And, given all that’s happened, some might turn to a Chick Hearn aphorism to express their consternation: the mustard’s off the hotdog.

And then there is Judge Cannon who, even when she appears to be making a ruling against Trump in reality seems to be helping him make sure that that case doesn’t get to trial before November.

Finally we have the January 6 trial in DC, late in being pursued because of arguably the incompetence of our Attorney General, without any charge of insurrection or sedition meaning, when combined with the Supreme Court’s decision regarding section 3 of the 14th Amendment, that even a conviction will not keep Trump from running for president and serving if he wins. And currently that case is in abeyance awaiting a SCOTUS decision on absolute immunity for a current or former president.

I’m depressed. Last night I had hoped a new Hallmark movie might serve to distract me a bit but it was a dud. Will I be compelled to turn to dark chocolate to lift my spirits?

Grammy'de 3 ödül alan rapçi Killer Mike, törende güvenliğe saldırdığı için tutuklandı

Los Angeles Lakers Set To Unveil Statue In Tribute To Corridor Of Famer Kobe Bryant

Revealed Via: Siddarth Sriram Final Up to date: August 25, 2023, 00:02 IST United States of The united states (USA)

The overdue nice Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers. (Credit score: Twitter)

A bronze statue of Bryant will probably be unveiled on February 8, 2024, at Superstar Plaza outdoor Crypto.com Enviornment prior to the Lakers' sport in opposition to the reigning NBA champion Denver Nuggets.

The Los Angeles Lakers pays tribute to the overdue Kobe Bryant with a statue of the Corridor of Reputation guard in entrance in their enviornment, the crew stated Thursday. A bronze statue of Bryant will probably be unveiled on February 8, 2024, at Superstar Plaza outdoor Crypto.com Enviornment prior to the Lakers’ sport in opposition to the reigning NBA champion Denver Nuggets. Vanessa Bryant, Kobe’s spouse, made the announcement in a video posted on social media on what the membership has dubbed “Kobe Day" — the 8th month and twenty fourth day matching Bryant’s jersey numbers, 8 and 24. “Kobe performed his complete 20-year NBA profession as a Los Angeles Laker," Vanessa Bryant stated. “Since arriving on this town and becoming a member of the Lakers group, he felt at house right here, taking part in within the Town of Angels. “On behalf of the Lakers, my daughters and me, I'm so venerated that, proper within the middle of Los Angeles, in entrance of where referred to as the home that Kobe constructed, we’re going to unveil his statue so his legacy may also be celebrated without end."   Bryant, an 18-time NBA All-Superstar, retired in 2016 as the primary participant in NBA historical past to play a minimum of 20 seasons with a unmarried franchise. He was once killed in a helicopter crash on January 26, 2020, at age 41 together with his daughter Gianna and 7 others. Bryant’s mythical legacy comprises serving to the Lakers win 5 NBA titles from 2000-2010, profitable the NBA Finals Maximum Precious Participant award in 2009 and 2010, and taking the 2008 NBA MVP award. He was once named to the All-NBA First Crew 11 instances and the All-Defensive first crew 9 instances. Bryant, a two-time Olympic champion, is the Lakers’ all-time chief in common season scoring with 33,643 issues, video games performed at 1,346, steals at 1,944, 3-pointers made at 1,827 and unfastened throws made at 8,378. The Lakers stated Bryant had taken phase in preliminary plans for an expected statue on the enviornment and that the statue was once created via sculptor Julie Rotblatt Amrany. Bryant’s statue will sign up for the ones of Lakers greats Magic Johnson, Shaquille O’Neal, Elgin Baylor, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Jerry West and broadcaster Chick Hearn. “Kobe Bryant was once some of the peculiar athletes of all time and some of the iconic folks within the historical past of Los Angeles," Lakers proprietor Jeanie Buss stated in a remark. “There’s no higher position for Kobe to be venerated with a statue than right here, on the middle of our town, the place everybody can have a good time him and be impressed via his improbable achievements." Bryant received the NBA scoring titles in 2006 and 2007 and scored a career-high and franchise-best 81 issues on Jan. 22, 2006, in opposition to Toronto. His jersey numbers had been retired in 2017.   “Kobe’s transcendent spirit is all the time and without end in our hearts — inspiring us each day," Lakers basic supervisor Rob Pelinka stated. “With the revealing of this robust and wonderful statue, he'll have a bodily presence, too." (This tale has no longer been edited via News18 body of workers and is printed from a syndicated information company feed - AFP) Read the full article

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Chick Hearn Interview with Larry Bird + Bonus Clip

On January 31, 1998, Chick Hearn and Vin Scully joined the @LAKings in honoring Bob Miller for 25 years of service with the team. The #LAKings awarded Bob Miller with a lifetime contract, and followed up with a 3-0 victory over the Chicago Blackhawks. #GoKingsGo https://www.instagram.com/p/CoFmOroJs3P/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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the purple, sweet and gold voice of the Lakers

It was 57 years ago: November 21, 1965 began an uninterrupted series until our century, in the year 2001. For thirty-six years, Chick Hearn presented himself every two, three, four or five evenings behind his microphone to comment on the Lakers under the spotlights of three different rooms. His story is that of a legend with a legacy too important to leave in the shadows. Narrative. No doubt…

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Dude Books

You’ve heard of chick lit? I think there should be a term for books that cater to the audience of guys, so I recommend ‘dude books’. (I thought about ‘dudebro’ but that’s a little too negative, and also ‘dudebro books’ isn’t as snappy.) I mean books that are written by (mostly) men and are going for a straight male audience. Not necessarily overtly sexist or any of those other blecchy things associated with hypermasculinity, but books that fulfill a lot of nice little fantasies that many guys have.

For example, in the current book I’m reading, “Hounded” by Kevin Hearne, an urban fantasy about an immortal Druid warrior living in modern times. I’m on page 38 and the protagonist has encountered not one, but two sexy goddesses, the first one of whom appeared unconcernedly naked before him, and the second went to bed with him. I’m not getting all judgmental, honest, I’m more amused than anything else. It’s an entertaining read so far, and I knew it was a dude book when I picked it up, so I expect to run across some more interesting scenes of this sort.

RIP Vin Scully. He and Chick Hearn were the voices of my childhood. Incomparable, legendary, iconic. Forever the greatest. https://www.instagram.com/p/CgyDw1puEAO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=