Miss Congeniality (2000) ↳ Dir. Donald Petrie

Friendly reminder that Miss Unites States, Cheryl Frasier isn’t dumb.

Did y’all forget she’s a Science Major? Her field FFS was NUCLEAR FISSION! And had a minor in Elementary Particles!

Sis is smart enough to have found a cure for Miss Corona 🦠!

Cheryl Frasier listens to Nickelback!

Great movie. I’ll definitely watch the sequel if it ever ends up on Netflix.

Today's the perfect date, according to Cheryl Frasier of Rhode Island!!

miss congeniality in my stranger things au graphic series

Over the years, Robin has worked stupidly hard to get as far as she has in the FBI. Her skills as a codebreaker were carefully honed, her fluency in now five different languages was hard-won, and it was no easy feat learning how to wrestle her stubbornly uncoordinated body into fighting shape so that she could throw a punch as good as the rest of the recruits. So when she botches the Russian op and finds herself yanked out of the field and plopped squarely on Assistant Director Hopper’s shit list, she’s desperate to make things right — not least of all because Steve has been put on the Miss United States case. Without her.

Everyone at the office knows that Robin and Steve are a matched set. They’re partners. They do everything together. So when Hopper explicitly bans her from the task force, well, she and Steve both know they’ll find a way around it. It’s a fascinating case, after all. Domestic terrorist threats. A big flashy pageant. And, of course, approximately 50 drop-dead gorgeous beauty queens to go with it. So when Robin comes up with the idea to send an undercover in as one of the contestants, she’s almost certain it’ll be enough to get her back in her boss’s good graces. Only, the thing is, she didn’t anticipate that she’d somehow be the sole eligible agent.

There’s really just… no universe in which Robin can pull this off, no matter how convinced Steve is that she’s the right person (the only person available with the right gender) for the job. He really thinks she can do it, and maybe she should give that more weight considering he’s the sole reason she passed her field test in the first place, but the idea of Robin as a graceful, gracious pageant queen who has the perfect, pretty words for all manner of intrusive interview questions is — well, it’s laughable. Robin literally laughed out loud when Steve first suggested it.

But now she’s here, all waxed and plucked and polished and wrapped in some pastel monstrosity of a skirt suit being shepherded onto a bus by pageant director Martin Brenner, and Robin finds that it’s not all bad when sweet little Miss Indiana sits down next to her. It doesn’t take long, however, for Steve to reveal that the very same Chrissy Cunningham — Chrissy “All You Need Is A Light Jacket” Fucking Cunningham — is their best suspect. And he’s insisting that Robin question her.

So Robin takes Chrissy and the other girls out. Robin gets Chrissy and the other girls drunk. And Robin asks Chrissy if she’s ever committed a crime — and is met with Miss Indiana’s enormous eyes, shining and sad, as Chrissy admits in the guiltiest of voices to stealing a pair of red underwear from the mall that her mother called satan’s panties. (And, for the record, Robin had not found that any more adorable or insanely sexy than was strictly professional given their circumstances, because Robin is good at her job. But god.)

It’s just — it’s not her. There’s literally no chance that sweet little Miss Indiana is the same person threatening to blow up the Miss United States pageant and the women in it. And Hopper finally gives in and agrees when he announces that the Citizen has been caught, the threat negated, and that it’s time for Robin to drop out of the pageant. But Robin doesn’t think that’s right, either. She has a bad feeling that it’s not over yet. But sticking it out might mean she does it alone. Alone alone, without even Steve by her side. And it might mean that when her work at the pageant is done, she doesn’t have any other work to go back to.

ft. robin as gracie hart, chrissy as cheryl frasier/miss rhode island, steve as eric matthews, hopper as assistant director mcdonald, brenner as kathy morningside, henry creel as frank tobin, murray as victor melling, owens as stan fields, nancy as mary jo wright/miss texas, tammy as leslie davis/miss california, carol as alana krewson/miss hawaii, vickie as karen krantz/miss new york

hi hi hi today's reminder is a (non exhaustive) list of films I've never actually seen but somehow they've gotten into my personality through osmosis or some shit: mamma mia, legally blonde, all but like four Ghibli movies, just about every horror film apart from the Conjuring, gone girl

(i do one day plan on watching all of them except the horror stuff i scare way too easy)

bonus, trash that i wish would leave my system but it seems it's there to stay: the vampire diaries, the 2.5 seasons of Riverdale i managed to sit through, one tree hill, supernatural… there's a pattern here and i guess i should be glad that network went bankrupt or whatever happened to them

Hii, wait I also have never watched mamma mia, I know a lot of the songs cause of Abba but never watched it. I've also only seen four studio Ghibli movies my favorites are Kiki's Delivery service and howls moving castle. And every scary movie I've watched aside from the grudge 2 was against my will. I spent two whole scary movies once in my friends lap so I can hide from the TV. I also scare easily but I'm not allowed to choose movies with my friends. My best friend got so mad when I chose Heathers once, to be fair I settled cause i couldn't find The Craft and I was just as underwhelmed, like that's a cult classic? gosh I'd rather watch Jawbreaker with Rose McGowan, they did high school mean girls way better, may I even say better than Mean Girls. Speaking of I just know you'll love legally blonde, it's so good one of my favorites.

The fact theyre all CW shows, I totally feel that. I was forced to watch supernatural against my will cause it was always on the living room TV. I just stayed to watch cause of Jared Padelecki. Same with the Gilmore girls. I actually really love Gilmore girls, every fall I make pumpkin treats and watch the Gilmore girls that network did one thing right. I made a pumpkin loaf the other day and put this sugar free caramel syrup I found on top of it and it was good. Also the Gilmore girls theme is the best theme song along with the clueless show theme song. I miss theme songs, what happened to theme songs? I could not finish a single episode of vampire diaries and, how did Riverdale last so long. I liked Cheryl as a character okay I had a crush on Cheryl\Madeline Petsch. But seriously what was that show even about? I never understood anything that was going on even before the whole cult witch thing. I still think original 90s Sabrina The Teenage Witch is the only good Archie comic tv adaptation. It's still my favorite TV show and you know how some shows you watched as a kid you struggle to watch it as an adult Sabrina and Dharma & Greg are the only ones I don't feel that with also Frasier. Pretty much any show I was too young to watch as a child I can watch as an adult. Children shouldn't have unsupervised access to things.

The Perfect Date ~ 25 Years Later and Why This Is the Perfect Day

The Perfect Date ~ 25 Years Later and Why This Is the Perfect Day April 25th is the perfect date – for at least two reasons. First, in the 2000 film Miss Congeniality, Miss Rhode Island, Cheryl Frasier, played by actress Heather Burns, answered the question “Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date,” from Miss Universe Emcee Stan Fields, played by William Shatner. To the…

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I have just learned that Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island, is married to Samir from Office Space. Icons both.

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King). But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pals, Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns), turns up missing, and the FBI is put on the case.

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It’s the Autism Acceptance (/Awareness) Month post! Previous years’ autistic female faves can be found at those links. Here’s this year’s addition to @incomprehensiblelentils​‘ and my ongoing list of autistic gal headcanons.

Belle (Paige O’Hara, Beauty and the Beast) • Claudia Kishi (Momona Tamada, The Baby-Sitters’ Club) • Kit (Brie Larson, Unicorn Store) • Caitlin Snow (Danielle Panabaker, The Flash)

Cheryl Frasier (Heather Burns, Miss Congeniality) • Cameron Howe (Mackenzie Davis, Halt and Catch Fire) • Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumero, Brooklyn Nine-Nine) • Lela Avery Dean (Gracie Gillam, Teen Beach Movie)

Raya (Kelly Marie Tran, Raya and the Last Dragon) • Sheila “the She Wolf” (Gayle Rankin, GLOW) • Sofia Metz Ellsworth (Lily Keene, Deadwood) • Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation)

Annie Edison (Alison Brie, Community) • Mary Anne Spier (Malia Baker, The Baby-Sitters’ Club) • Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska, Crimson Peak) • Dizzy Tremaine (Anna Cathcart, Descendants)

Ariel (Jodi Benson, The Little Mermaid) • Haley Clark (Susanna Skaggs, Halt and Catch Fire) • Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin, True Blood) • June Park (Daniela Norman, Tiny Pretty Things) 

Princess Luna (Tabitha St. Germain, My Little Pony) • Janine Kishi (Aya Furukawa, The Baby-Sitters’ Club) • Jane Cannary (Robin Weigert, Deadwood) • Robin Hinton (Lexy Kolker, Agents of SHIELD)

Miss Congeniality (2000) Gracie Lou Freebush x Cheryl Frasier

I can’t help but think this is targeted.

I wrote a Miss Congeniality fanfic.

The premise is a rewrite of the movie, but Cheryl and Gracie fall in love with one another, instead of Gracie and Eric.  

Check the reblogs for the link to the fic.

Miss Congeniality, 2001