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thinkbolt · 1 month
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Clutch Cargo in Space (Cambria, 1959)
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tumblingclockwork · 21 days
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There’s no way ppl are mad abt The Joke. Literally have you guys considered having some fun for once in your life.
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syringa · 1 year
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Ok but on the subject of Ethersea aus. Superhero AU.
Zoox is a shapeshifting swarm of aliens. Like a sentient hivemind that can work together to change shape. Maybe he lives off of UV rays or something more arcane depending on what type of comic book world you’re building. His swarm is still only like 2 years old, and he probably spends a lot of his civilian downtime trying to blend in with the earth folks. Tentative hero alias: Swarm (duh)
Amber is just Amber. No change. No hero alias. I don’t think she would ever seriously do the superhero thing. She probably just saves people randomly several times and becomes famous for it.
Devo is the product of a super dubious quasi government superhuman training program. He’s probably the only successful case from the Benevolence Program (just playing with names), and maybe it was supposed to be just mind control telepathy they gave him, but instead they gave Devo some reality altering level type of powers. He probably is gambling on the superhero level fame making the Benevolence Program hesitant about disappearing him. Tentative hero alias: Siren Song
I think Cambria’s Call would be the easiest to adapt to the superhero genre, but ethersea in general is pretty much already playing with that whole Fantastic Tales deal.
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foxgirlmoth · 3 months
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To my wife's suggestion: Other Tgirls, I have an assignment for one of my last college courses which is audio production. I haven't made music in years and highly prefer FL Studio to Logic Pro, but I have to make a few songs over the course (The first of which is due in about a week). Tips? Tricks? Especially for just getting a song started? The type of music I like is prog rock and just rock in general (Coheed and Cambria, Pink Floyd) and the type of stuff I've made in the past was... A lot more synth based and I guess house/EDM kinda roots. Ty in advance
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lsdunesarchive · 9 months
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Post-Hardcore Supergroup L.S. Dunes Debut New Single “Old Wounds”
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Words by wookubus Photo by Kevin Estrada August 24, 2023
Post-hardcore supergroup L.S. Dunes have dropped their second stand-alone single of the summer, “Old Wounds“. As with this past June’s “Benadryl Subreddit“, this song was produced by Alex Newport (The Mars Volta, Fudge Tunnel) during a recording session at Ranch De La Luna in Joshua Tree, CA.
Guitarist Frank Iero (also of My Chemical Romance, commented:
“‘Old Wounds‘ was a song that Travis brought to the band a while back. In getting ready for the upcoming desert session, Anthony came back around to it and ended up singing an incredible melody over it. After hearing Anthony‘s voice on that song, it was pretty obvious what needed to be played over those existing melodies. ‘Old Wounds‘ definitely feels like it represents the cold nights out in the desert for me and it might be one of my favorite songs we have done as a band.”
Vocalist Anthony Green (Circa Survive, etc.) added, “‘Old Wounds‘ was inspired by something I thought that I had lost that I actually needed to let go of.”
Guitarist Travis Stever (Coheed And Cambria) shared:
“The way everyone drifted into this song and brought their own energy was one of the most organic and natural approaches to songwriting I have ever been a part of. From the initial instrumental ideas to the vocals Anthony added, all the way to the production, it just flowed. Like we had a road map for where the song would go already. The feelings it derives from me, and the continued layers make it possibly my favorite song I have ever been a part of writing.”
The group will remain active on the road throughout the fall, having been booked for the below run of shows.
09/17 Chicago, IL – Riot Fest
With Pierce The Veil, Dayseeker & Destroy Boys:
11/04 Sacramento, CA – Hard Rock Live 11/05 Fresno, CA – Fresno Convention Center 11/07 Phoenix, AZ – Arizona Financial Theatre 11/08 El Paso, TX – UTEP Don Haskins Center 11/10 San Antonio, TX – The Espee 11/11 Edinburg, TX – Bert Ogden Arena 11/12 Houston, TX – 713 Music Hall 11/14 Orlando, FL – House of Blues 11/15 Orlando, FL – House of Blues 11/17 Myrtle Beach, SC – House of Blues 11/18 Corbin, KY – The Corbin Arena 11/19 Macon, GA – Macon City Auditorium 11/21 Boston, MA – MGM Music Hall at Fenway 11/25 Reading, PA – Santander Arena 11/26 Columbus, OH – KEMBA Live! 11/28 Chesterfield, MO – The Factory 11/30 Chicago, IL – Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom 12/02 Des Moines, IA – Vibrant Music Hall 12/03 Minneapolis, MN – The Armory 12/05 Oklahoma City, OK – The Criterion 12/07 Las Vegas, NV – Brooklyn Bowl 12/08 San Diego, CA – Viejas Arena
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swearyshera · 2 years
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Everyone knows that if you use Arial, Calibri, Cambria, Tahoma, or Verdana, you are implicitly supporting Microsoft’s hegemony on the word processing world. Microsoft is basically digital colonialism. However, you are even worse because you use ITC Franklin Gothic, which has explicitly been used by Microsoft in their product branding from the 1990s through 2000, on Paint.NET, a piece of software written in Microsoft’s .NET Framework on Microsoft Windows 10 on a Microsoft Surface Book 2, you are clearly a proprietary Microsoft shill. Consider switching every single post to a free font like Libre Franklin using Free Software like the Glimpse image editor on a free desktop environment like the GNOME on a free OS like GNU/Linux on a ThinkPad from 2008 you can find in your nearest trash bin, before I can even think of setting my eyes on this blog again. Until then, I’m blocking and unfollowing you on Tumblr and Twitter, leaving the proprietary Discord server, and blocking all attempts at contact unless they’re through completely non-proprietary and open communication services.
Honestly it was only a matter of time before someone saw through this veneer of respectability and uncovered the degenerate underneath it all.
Don't forget to make a call out thread on Twitter!
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intro post :3
hiii! im [insert name here]: a stereotypical AuDHD trans girl who still hasn't settled on a name yet-- my life isnt... going well rn, but tumblr makes it a bit more bearable and every little bit helps.
im a trans fem, more specifically i like the term demigirl- which feels like it fits me. im also ace(ish), by which i mean im ace but pretty sex favorable- just don't experience sexual attraction. im also very gay and have the best partner in the whole entire universe (they said they were gonna join tumblr soon- so ill at them here once she does.)
oh yeah and my brain is funky. im a peer reviewed (and officially dxed, but im an advocate of self diagnosis) AuDHDer- which informs basically everything i do. i also have a bunch of the mental illness stuff, and have struggled w it a lot. idrk or care what the exact diagnosis is, spend enough time around insane ppl and you learn a lot of the specific labels are pretty arbitrary and a lot of symptoms are shared- i just describe myself as fucked in the head or legitimately insane
also im never consistent w tags- sorry. maybe one day ill try to be but uh... yeah not today. i do tag for potentially triggering content tho- and try my best to be consistent w it, so if you're sensitive to the following and want to follow me for some weird reason id reccomend blocking them:
#cw sex mention, #cw: substance abuse, #cw: abuse #cw: child abuse, #cw: gore, #cw: sh, #cw: si, #cw: disordered eating, #cw: bigotry, #cw: disturbing content,
id also say in accordance w the previous thing i sometimes say things about my life that are "dark" in a way that can cross a line, i don't mean to do this- and i want to respect everyone's boundaries- but accidentally sharing super dark shit is smth i struggle w.
im a committed anarchist, and i will unabashedly post in accordance w those views. i haven't been able to help people as much as id like to bc of the whole being a minor in a fucked up situation with no money energy or time thing, but im trying to do more. If anyone reading this has suggestions- lmk.
i also like a lot of shit. like A LOT of shit- and i get REALLY obsessed w it too, so it is not out of character for me to start posting a bunch about smth i had not known existed until i got obsessed (as mentioned, AuDHDer). what ill post about is just kinda based on what im feeling that day and my interests, but heres some of my favorite things that im enamored w in no particular order:
games:
mtg
minecraft
hermitcraft (which yes is minecraft and no isnt a game but shut up)
hollow knight / skilkskong 🤡
celeste
metroid
nitw
botw
hades
books
cosmere
the locked tomb
percy jackson
the sandman
six of crows
the hunger games
lotr
spec fic, especially non-traditional spec-fic
shows/movies
spiderman across the spiderverse
made in abyss
hazbin hotel
hunter x hunter
the owl house
Pan's Labyrinth (& other Guillermo movies)
miyazaki movies
wes anderson movies
animated movies & shows
cinematic/classic movies (not neccessarily old just like the literary fiction genre of movies)
weird/offbeat movies and shows
music
coheed and cambria
mcr
jhariah
girl in red
will wood
pinkshift
jack off jill
paramore
mother mother
the cure
chloe moriando
bauhaus
cardiacs
dead kennedys
lena raine
siouxsie & the banshees
milk in the microwave
mitski
penelope scott
sungazer
45 grave
other interests/hobbies n shit
drawing
d&d
writing
painting
guitar
bass
drums
singing
music production
game design
coding
animation
character design
video production
poetry
theater (yes im a fucking theater kid did you even have to ask that)
musicals
even though im solidly gen z, i havent really grown up on the internet the same way. some weird combination of my parents' disapproval of it, social anxiety, autism, and not being allowed to use it for years means that ive had this fear of posting stuff on the internet. for so many people like me the internet has been a place to escape and be themself, to me it's more often than not just a reflection of a reality that seems just as scary and ostracizing.
the thing is... i dont have a lot of friends. i dont have a large community really. and i think though there are some ways in which my aversion to social interactions including those on the internet has been helpful, there are other ways it's really isolated me- both from my peers and a broader community of people.
so im trying to put myself out there a little more. this stupidly long intro post is i think just a way for me to commit to that for myself. ive been so scared of doing it all my life, right now i think i just need some sort of outlet to be myself. who knows? maybe i'll even meet some new friends.
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The X-Files Season 1, Episode 5: Jersey Devil
The production value on this show reminds me of mid 90's shows like the Outer Limits reboot that happened around this time. Something oddly comforting to me about it. Plus Mulder and Scully's voices is oddly relaxing to me. Anyway, Jersey Devil eh? Oh, I was mistaken on the title of the Coheed and Cambria song, it's Devil in Jersey City. Awesome song though. Old timey dude and his family get a flat in their old timey car, he gets dragged off, and the cops shoot the thing coming out of the cave, as they are wont to do. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Pay-phones and phone books make an appearance in this episode. Remember those? I do, because I'm old. Mulder getting information from homeless folks is pretty good, and he even starts to look schluby after a night of living on the streets, that's wild. Not nearly as wild as him looking at the bigfoot with tiddies! Oh my god this shit had me dying
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Another observation, Scully keeps that thang on her. I think Mulder only pulled his piece out in the pilot, but Scully brandishes the blicky like she's on Instagram Live with Ja Morant. Mulder also looks like he's about to get some toppy from a Geico caveman woman. Hair dreaded like a Phish fan. Probably smells the same, and this fool is all "she's beautiful." Anyway, the local law kills her and she so conveniently falls and kicks up debris from the woods floor on her naked ass. Gotta love network TV censors. Surprise, there were feral kids too. Anyway, it was an alright episode. I do like the idea of humans not being at the top of the food chain. Bigfoot with cans had me laughing so hard I had to pause it. Also it's nice that it's not an alien episode. Next episode is Shadows. Doesn't seem it's about shadow people.
Take it away, musical guest, Coheed and Cambira!
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arch-whatscanon · 11 months
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muses to be added :
allyson nelson ( halloween except fuck the third movie ) everett kent ( halloween oc ) grace le domas ( ready or not ) shannon myers ( the purge oc ) fandomless ocs: bailey whitaker ( werewolf ) scarlett whitaker ( werewolf ) cambria franklin ( cold case podcaster, murder room productions ) daisy franklin ( production intern, mrp ) owen lester ( true crime podcaster, mrp )
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neuroticartist · 1 year
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omg I love your friend's oc Romeo he's REAL NICE EHEHEHEHE. But have you heard that Elm Street pop song by claudio sanchez? the coheed and cambria guy, but its his solo band Prize Fighter Inferno. I thought those comics were referencing Elm Street Lover Boy, you'd love it!
if you like Romeo, Bear is currently working on a radio drama called Sweet Meat Syndrome and he's one of the characters!
All her Elsen OCs except 704 are delightfully fucked up. 8D
And NO I HAVEN'T! I'll have to check those out!
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explosionshark · 1 year
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3, 15, 55! and also please identify the most gothic powerful vampire song on it. the people need to know
edited to do this GAME RIGHT bc i forgot it was about lyrics :')
3. Direction by Mat Kerekes (feat. Anthony Green) - so this is a track off the debut solo album of Mat Kerekes, singer of beloved emo band Citizen. The guest vocals are by Anthony Green of Circa Survive. But what I really wanna talk about is the production, bc this is the first record I listened to that really made me aware of Will Yip. This is an acoustic record, really stripped down and organic sounding, and Kerekes plays all the music except for some percussion provided by Yip - it all sounds so bright and airy. The guitar tone has this gorgeous twangy pop, the percussion sounds like someone slapping a pattern out right next to your ear. Admittedly, this is probably so high up on the list bc it was on a playlist i made when i went insane and wrote a 90k word fanfic earlier this year, but still - love this song, love this record. The Anthony Green verse at the end is so dramatic and good "I could be anything that you wanted / I wouldn't mind if you handed me a loaded gun / Crack a smile while you turn the safety off / I'll destroy anything that you want me to / Help me try and understand what you're going through"
15. Ladders of Supremacy by Coheed & Cambria - I'm not here to convince anyone to listen to Coheed bc I don't think anyone should. They just happen to be my favorite band (derogatory). However, in their extensive catalogue this track still manages to stand out - by being the exact thing they do really, really well. It literally always works on me. I'd consider this song the first part of a three part suite that closes out the record (a concept album, per usual). There's an incredibly sexy bass line on this song, a great chorus, kinda filthy bluesy guitar work, and a shockingly jazzy drum performance from Josh Eppard. It's just peak Coheed prog bullshit and I'm so weak to it. So, this Coheed album is the second part of a record that came out in 2019 and it's about a kid who uhh perceives all of time at once? And also his parents who are sci-fi bank robbers/theater performers? Who the fuck cares. "Stay down, boy, see, ya got clowned, boy" is Typical Claudio Nonsensery but the delivery is so fun. Down BWAAH see ya got clowned BWAAAH
55. Wear U Down by Teenage Wrist - I Am Not Immune To Shoegazey Alt Rock. Actually I was surprised tracks off this record weren't higher in my play count this year, bc I feel like I listened to it a lot? I don't have as much to say about this - great fuzzy guitars, love the snare tone. "I'll wear you down, down down" is not a very articulate or impressive chorus, but it sure is fun to sing along with in the car. There's a great lyrical book end in the first verse and the last that goes "Stomp me out / I'm burning red but now I'm done" and then later "Stomp me out / Before I burn another hole" and who among us hasn't poorly ashed a cigarette and found this relatable?
out of these three songs I'd say the biggest gothic powerful vampire energy is probably teenage wrist. but that's grading on hard curve.
out of my whole top 100, biggest gothic powerful vampire energy is When Will God's Work Be Done by Unto Others. This is a GREAT song - big Sisters of Mercy But Heavier vibes. Very goth adjacent imo. This vocalist is incredible. He makes all kinds of great noises - OUGHHHH! HUAAGHH! AUUH! GAUGHDD! WHEN WILL GOD'S WORK BE DONE! Anyway very vampy lyrics + a great evil laugh at the end - "Working all night in the burning dark" / "When a man dies, I feel alive" / "Death, such sweet release" / "Make sure the first bite is the last bite" - yeah! easy win.
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queen-tut · 1 year
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Happy Friday! 🔆Queen TuT Here! Hope you had a wonderful productive day!
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Wanted to share with You a Program Im doing Tomorrow! Saturday on Hip Hop Dance Culture & History! Through live performance and cultural discussion. QUEENS- based @thekingdomdanceco will enligjten you about the culture, elements and history of Hip Hop in correlation to Hip Hop dance styles. Everything fun from our first versions of what went viral before Tik Tok and instagram to Breakin & Poppin and Line Dance origins!
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Join us Saturday 2.18.23 Cambria Heights Library 218-13 Linden Blvd @3pm
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nottinghillhq · 1 year
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welcome to notting hill, alyssa, heather, len and rachael. we're super excited to have you here, you've got twenty four hours to send in your accounts!
KARLA SOUZA. SHE/HER / have you ever heard of FEEL by fletcher, well, it describes CATALINA DE LEON to a tee! the thirty-six-year-old, and LAWYER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more blunt or more INTELLIGENT instead? anyway, they remind me of overfilling laundry bag, stack of file boxes, messy sheets, a glass of scotch after a long day and restless nights maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ ALYSSA / SHE/HER / PST ] DYLAN O'BRIEN. HE/HIM / have you ever heard of WOULD ANYONE CARE by citizen , well, it describes ATTICUS MCCLAIN to a tee! the thirty year old, and MUSIC PRODUCER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more hot-headed or more MUSICALLY-INCLINED instead? anyway, they remind me of missed calls at 2 am, ripped up denim jeans, loud music, clenched fits and fighting outside of bars, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ ALYSSA / SHE/HER, PST ] LANA CONDOR. SHE + HER / have you ever heard of FLOWERS by miley cyrus, well, it describes MEI XUAN to a tee! the 26 year old, and MUSICIAN/JEWELLERY MAKER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more influenced or more OPTIMISTIC instead? anyway, they remind me of fresh flowers in every single room replaced weekly, all things pink and fluffy, brightly coloured sunnies perched atop her head and driving the neighbours crazy with constant drumming, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ HEATHER / SHE + HER / 30+ / GMT ] PAUL RUDD. HE + HIM / have you ever heard of THE HEAT IS ON by glen frey, well, it describes STEPHEN MEYER to a tee! the 50 year old, and BAND MANAGER was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more demanding or more GOOFY instead? anyway, they remind me of designer suits, a list of directions followed by a laugh and a joke, crockery purchased but never used and a bin pilled high with takeout containers, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ HEATHER / SHE + HER / 30+ / GMT ]
AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON. HE + HIM / have you ever heard of novocaine by the unlikely candidates, well, it describes FITZGERALD BIRD to a tee! the twenty-eight year old petrol station attendant was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say he is more defensive or more resourceful instead? anyway, they remind me of cigarette burns in the upholstery of an old, second-hand couch, a stack of dog-eared paperbacks collecting dust on a cluttered nightstand, a folded up wad of cash in a half-crushed pack of cigarettes, a fifth in wrinkled brown paper bag, old, pilled sweaters from the salvation army, maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ LEN / HE + THEY / 29 / EST ]
RYAN DESTINY. SHE + HER / have you ever heard of the liars club by coheed and cambria, well, it describes REMY GOLD to a tee! the twenty-eight year old, socialite and influencer was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say she is more spoiled or more flirtatious instead? anyway, they remind me of champagne flutes arranged neatly in a cabinet, an illuminated mirror framing a product-packed vanity, a closet stuffed with every piece of clothing imaginable, and the smell of chanel no. 5 , maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ RACHAEL / SHE + THEY / 30 / EST ]
BRUNA MARQUEZINE. SHE + HER / have you ever heard of mama’s gun by glass animals, well, it describes BEATRIZ ‘BEA’ BARBOSA to a tee! the twenty-seven year old, ballerina and burlesque dancer was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say she is more private or more playful instead? anyway, they remind me of leotards used as everyday wear, smudged red lipstick on the corner of your jaw, feathers that have come loose from an array of boas, and the smell of cigar smoke , maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ RACHAEL / SHE + THEY / 30 / EST ]
ANDY BIERSACK. HE + HIM / have you ever heard of crown of thorns by black veil brides, well, it describes KARMICHAEL ASHLEY ‘KASH’ BRONSON to a tee! the thirty-two year old, freelance artist was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say he is more temperamental or more helpful instead? anyway, they remind me of tattoo-covered skin, a collection of leather jackets despite having a favorite one, a blonde streak in the front of his hair, an unhealthy amount of batman t-shirts, and the smell of ink , maybe you’ll bump into them soon! [ RACHAEL / SHE + THEY / 30 / EST ]
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i loooove trainstory so much... was curious if there was like anything that inspired it or anything? i just luv the kinds of concepts ur introducing they feel so unique
SMILING this is very high praise… as blunt as i can put it trainstory is just a commixtion of Everything I Like because i quite literally started conceptualising it like “alright i’m gonna make a narrative that i can twist in any way i like and in ways that will cater to me in the highest degree” however i think i can name some things for like. individual facets
formatwise it was originally based on a dream i had like 2 years ago actually! of a very shitty video game interface that was segmented into squares with retro geometric badly-rendered textures and there was like a portrait of an unrememberable character in the corner and a huge box for text that scrolled. a few months ago i got both into like 90s/early 2000s online hypertext fiction and also ergodic literature and that kind of evened out ccs’ text heaviness and elusiveness into something solid i think… visually as an end product i also imagine it to be one of those classic mixed 2d-3d games with super gritty pixelated textures and really ugly but endearing character models and whatnot. dare i mention games like p.athologic and b.ad day on the midway as encapsulations of that vision. also a lot of visual inspiration comes from just going through the archive for the internet ray tracing competition theres good stuff in there
the first thing i figured out about trainstory settingwise was just that itd be on some eternal train ride in some way. that was mostly just because i wanted to write something set in a very closed space with a lot of room to develop a ‘community’ of characters. and also to examine isolation and how people cope differently about it… i specifically wanted to go for many characters finding solitude preferable and satisfactory because it’s an uncommon thing to see in media. i think i just chose a train because it seemed quaint… it was initially meant to be a space journey of sorts playing on the blend of sea/space exploration. this angle of it was heavily influenced by coheed and cambria’s afterman albums and from them the concept of the keywork, a random space structure housing a bunch of ghosts. this eventually lead to me kinda considering something more fantastical so i decided to make it more about weird dimension travel instead. i’ve always liked strange dereality-influenced structures in my stories hence the construction of the fornax reality. the sci fantasy angle just came in as a natural evolution of this i think, i was just very fascinated by the idea of allegorising magic to code. there’s lots to say here but it’s mostly a mix of me wanting to do anachronistic close-to-earth-times technological fantasy and me just thinking up conceptually funny things to incorporate into the setting whenever i could
characters themselves have so many individual references it’d be like unwieldy to mention them all here. but the common thread between them is weird autism and brainweird that mostly stems from my own behavior LOL i got sick of not having characters who struggled with expressing and naming emotions and had the capacity to be overly angry and mean… huge part of ccs is also just miscommunication out of characters making assumptions and crafting narratives and having grudges and like. i focus on these kinds of nuances under a kind of sympathetic lens as these characters learn to progress and collaborate with one another. the sympathy is very important
a lot of characters also came from me melding different characters i liked and whatnot. like freya is a distilled version of “weird girl with godly powers who can be rude and self-righteous to the detriment of herself and others around her” which is probably my fucking favorite niche character archetype of all time. or isel as “absolute failure of a man using word of mouth to present himself as something grandiose and important” or peixin as “guy tortured by fucking visions”. sometimes it’s even more niche like valerie was just based on various fighting game girls i found cool and i was like alright what if she was a vampire too. a lot of characters were also inspired by specific songs and albums but uhhhh that’s delving into playlist talk which will unleash so much autism in me.
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artificialvoyage · 1 year
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✰ it’s time to wake up, JEFF WINGER, you’ve been in cryosleep for too long and the people of COMMUNITY miss you. when you went into slumber you were FORTY years old, your pronouns are HE/HIM, and you WERE VOLUNTEERED for the cambria program. now that you’ve awoken, your position as THE OBSERVATION DECK CAFE MANAGER is waiting for you. remember, cambria one thanks you! ( JOEL MCHALE )
the basics;
NAME: jeffrey tobias winger
ALIAS(ES): jeff, a bad grade in a tight sweater, hotter than the man known for being hot
AGE: 40
PRONOUNS & GENDER: he/him, cis man
BIRTHDAY & ZODIAC: november 20th, scorpio
FACECLAIM: joel mchale
AESTHETICS: spending ungodly hours in the morning on expensive products to look effortless each day, working out to stay healthy but to also stay hot, hiding an emotionally strong and caring heart behind cynicism and sarcasm.
a deeper look;
BACKGROUND: jeff is post-season 6 series finale
WEAPONS: honestly just his mind and good luck taking THAT from him
POWERS/ABILITIES/SKILLS: persuasive, charming, strategic, manipulative.
GREATEST STRENGTH: bringing everyone together despite differences
GREATEST WEAKNESS/FLAW: his own crippling self-doubt
ONE FEAR: losing everyone again
ONE HOPE: reuniting with everyone (except maybe pierce)
HEADCANON(S): 
📱 - jeff is in severe denial and believes everyone but those from his world are completely fictional and that those from greendale are the only real people.
the questionnaire;
HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER FEEL ABOUT BEING DROPPED INTO THE CAMBRIA PROGRAM? ARE THEY EXCITED? SUSPICIOUS? CONFUSED? jeff... thought the pamphlet was some stupid fake thing, or worse, an elaborate scheme that the dean came up with to get him alone - so he was fairly surprised to find himself awake on the ship. he’s still pretty convinced he’s had another concussion or that he’s the fake jeff living in real abed’s head. either way, he’s confused and he doesn’t like it and when he said he’s ‘never stepped foot out of colorado’ he didn’t mean this.
WHAT DOES YOUR CHARACTER HOPE TO SEE THE MOST DURING THE CAMBRIA ONE’S JOURNEY? the study group whole again, even if its in space and in the future, and most likely all inside abed’s mind.
IF YOUR CHARACTER COULD BRING ONE THING OR PERSON FROM HOME, WHAT WOULD IT BE? he’d successfully argue for more than one, and then demand; annie, abed, troy, shirley, and even the dean. not pierce, he’d beg for them to keep pierce.
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