okay so i've started watching Euphoria with my girlfriend (unfortunate for us since its trash) HOWEVER we have been coming up with an absolutely unhinged Saltburn crossover AU (we're only halfway through s1 so bare with me).
It's 2019. Saltburn's canon happened 12 years ago.
Guidance Councillor Farleigh, back in America, in his early 30s, having to deal with everything that's happening at that fucking high school
absolutely winded to meet this kid who's just like eighteen different problems in the shape of his dead cousin (Nate)
also hates this kid (for obvious reasons) but can't say that (because he's a guidance councillor)
Nate doesn't want to be seeing him but has to because he's being made to for various reasons
Farleigh makes a call to Oliver (again, twelve years since that summer at Saltburn)
In this version, Elspeth gives Oliver the estate and passes 10 years after that summer, so Oliver's been dancing naked and fucked up on coke and unprocessed grief and misplaced triumph for 2 years already.
Farleigh, knowing fully that both Nate and Oliver are unhinged and that Nate is probably just as capable of murder as Oliver is if pushed to it, knows this will go badly.
Either Oliver will take care of his Nate problem, or Nate will take care of his Oliver problem. Either way it's a win for Farleigh.
Except Oliver chooses the Secret Third Option and seduces Cal Jacobs (Nate's Dad) which for Farleigh is the nightmare scenario.
The worst part is that he has to act like he didn't orchestrate this situation.
Nate, furious in one of his sessions: - and this GUY who keeps HANGING AROUND MY FUCKING HOUSE keeps calling me FELIX even though I've fucking TOLD HIM NOT TO!
Farleigh, who knows exactly why Oliver Quick is calling him Felix and can't tell Nate why, and is also In His Own Personal Hell: Yeah That Sucks I Wonder Why He Does That, That's So Weird.
Oliver, because he's a little freak of a man who's still obsessed with Felix Catton and the Catton family has even more misplaced triumph because he's twisted it around in his head so he now has this idea that he's symbolically conquered all of Felix's immediate family (Cal taking the place of James who managed to "escape" him)
not sure what happens in the middle, but I do believe Maddy could take Oliver in a fight, and I also think she should be the one to kill him.
I think she and Farleigh are bros (in the way that you can be buddies with certain teachers) and he reassures her and helps her cover it up and get away with it.
thanks i hate it here 👍(<- said by me, my girlfriend, and probably farleigh too)
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Nate was hard, his father had grown obese and nate couldn’t help himself now, before it was easy to hold back, but now that his father had grown into Nate’s type and wore the tightest clothes from before all his growth nate just had to have him, hard as a rock he fed his father fatter and fatter, eventually having his way and fulfilling every one of his desires, feeder nate and feedee dad.
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Euphoria (2019-)
Episode length: 48-65 min.
Country: USA
Genre: Drama
Language: English
A group of high school students navigate love and friendships in a world of drugs, sex, trauma, and social media.
Season 1
Episode 1: Pilot
Episode 2: Stuntin' Like My Daddy
Episode 3: Made You Look
Episode 4: Shook Ones Pt. II
Episode 5: '03 Bonnie and Clyde
Episode 6: The Next Episode
Episode 7: The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed
Episode 8: And Salt the Earth Behind You
Specials
Trouble Don't Last Always, Part 1: Rue
Fuck Anyone Who's Not a Sea Blob, Part 2: Jules
Season 2
Episode 1: Trying to Get to Heaven Before They Close the Door
Episode 2: Out of Touch
Episode 3: Ruminations: Big and Little Bullys
Episode 4: You Who Cannot See, Think of Those Who Can
Episode 5: Stand Still Like the Hummingbird
Episode 6: A Thousand Little Trees of Blood
Episode 7: The Theater and Its Double
Episode 8: All My Life, My Heart Has Yearned for a Thing I Cannot Name
Watch on HBO Max
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I'm sorry but Cal & Derek are zosan vibes... I'm just realizing it now. Like I didn't get why I'm so obsessed with Cal's back story but it was preparing me for zosan.
Like my god. Best friends??? Sparring partners???
You cannot convince me that Cal doesn't give off Sanji vibes. I mean yeah he's a piece of shit. BUT hear me out! He had a homophobic alpha male father. That in turn caused trauma to Cal and developed very very toxic views on masculinity. He's also a very suppressed emotional man. That he has to hide his true self even to his family. Are y'all walking with me? Do you see it?
Like my guyyyy. You should've held him tighterrrr.
If there's ever season 3. Let this man have a decent ending. He's fucked up, had done horrible shit, but he actually a nice guy unlike his psycho son.
I hope he gets to reunite with Derek because my god if I can't have a zosan canon... Let me have THIS.
When he went back to the bar and danced with a stranger saying "I thought I lost you" while imagining it was Derek? AHHHH I went feral.
Like fuck his family. His business and everything. Be free my guy! Be gay as fuck don't let your crazy son hold you BACKKKKK.
Like WHY CAN'T they be happy!!!
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