Do you know how I know that the CW knows that destiel kept their network alive for 13 years??? Because dean and cas were in the prequel trailer.

I've officially survived semester 2, DESPITE THEIR BEST EFFORTS!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and, with the precedent the jury set, not believe their verdict

Video evidence of the verdict? Doctored, no, didnt happen.

Physical evidence of the verdict? Fake. Where's the eViDeNcE?

You tell me what the verdict is? HEARSAY.

In fact, the jury wrote a mean article about me once, so I'm gonna sue them now!! They didn't name me or anything, but yeah. It was about me you guys.. I lost a job i didn't apply to over it.

{back in the mind palace courtroom…}

Lawyer!Patton: Your honour, my client is trapped inside a penny.

Judge!Roman: Excuse me?

Lawyer!Patton: He’s in-a-cent

Judge!Roman:

Remus: (covered in blood) Just take me to jail. Please.

lappland: you cant escape the underworld alone. you should ask for help in some way

texas: built different

bolting upright in bed at 12:44am: betty is about danny and sandy from grease

“you dont know who’s side im on” girl neither do you shut up

no. its too late. im too far gone. ive already changed my name and url to reference this character. god help me

god cant save you now this is out of his control and mine. its up to you now to get weirder about the character

“billy’s homophobic” has to be one of the most unserious takes

ive been listening to stick season by noah kahan and it is so painfully merlin bbc material yikes

The definitions I’ve seen are: 1. bi/pan ppl who are “reclaiming” the older definition of lesbian as a catchall term, generally in the same way we use wlw or sapphic today

2. bi/pan ppl that have a preference for women

3. a person attracted to women and nonbinary ppl <- definition that pisses me off the most as a nonbinary lesbian

like how did we go from “nonbinary people can be any sexuality and people of any sexuality could be potentially attracted to them” to “I call myself a bi lesbian because I see nonbinary people as a third gender/separate category of attraction”

yeah I feel like gay/lesbian are rigid (not using this in a negative way!) in that regardless of how you want to classify the genders of 'man' and 'woman' and what they look like, gays are unequivocally not attracted to women and lesbians are unequivocally not attracted to men. I know people like to bring up that story of the gay man and butch lesbian mistaking each other for being the same thing and kissing in the club as a gotcha for the people who understandably buck back against the 'sexuality is fluid™' talking point. they also always leave out the part about how when they discovered that they weren't what they thought they were they didn't go any further than that.

And putting attraction to enbies as its own separate thing feels ridiculous I'm ngl. like literally anybody of any sexuality (including straight people!) can be attracted to nonbinary people. 'nonbinary' isn't a set third gender outside of man and woman, it can be so many things or nothing at all.

like I'm not the cops and I'm not nobody's parent so I can't tell y'all what do with yourselves but I just think on a base level the label of 'bi lesbian' is unnecessary. i think classifying oneself as that because you're attracted to 'multiple' genders but you prefer women is disrespecting lesbianism because lesbian sexuality is not a 'preference' its who they are. so either you're a lesbian that doesn't want to id as that because you feel weird about the label or you don't understand it or you're bisexual but you don't want to id as that because you feel weird about the label or you don't understand it.

A few months back I was talking to a couple of people I had just met who turned out to be super into the Gaylor shit. We all have parasocial relationships with public figures to some capacity (whether we admit it or not), but listening to these two breathlessly discussing how her tweeting something innocuous on lesbian visibility day (and some other stuff I don't remember) confirmed that she's at least bi made me so viscerally uncomfortable that I had to politely excuse myself from the conversation completely after a couple of minutes. This is how people start believing in actual conspiracy theories

Simon Blackquill just looks like he keeps poking himself in the eye and being smug about it

They shouted, “Court should be adjourned!” because the Jury are fools, and the judge can’t decipher his left from his right from his escort

today: it's a snow day!

okay im takibg a nap