*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.
bonus: explain why!
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god forbid women have hobbies like braiding their dead best friends hair to cover up that she’s missing an ear or putting makeup on her corpse to make her look less necrotic or hallucinating a bacchanal feast while cannibalizing her
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Meat.
Lots. And lots. Of meat.
It wasn't even mystery meat, it was so obviously just human flesh, strewn about all over the world.
No known source. No purpose. It didn't rot or anything, but it wasn't alive, it was just there.
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Had this dream where I was in a cult and volunteered to be eaten alive. It was very peaceful and everyone was polite, sometimes telling me stuff like "I'm taking a bit of your thigh, it'll be great with some lettuce" and I'd be like "Oh ok cool"
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In other news Washington continues to be Washington
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Can’t stop thinking about Alastor letting Rosie eat him cuz he trusts her
Fuck sex! Let Rosie gently cannibalise Alastor, pussies!
Edit: Continuation!
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True Love Is (Rare)
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"But the wild things cried, “Oh please don't go - we'll eat you up - we love you so!”
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HELLO DEAD PLATE IS VERY GOOD but oh my god Vince's offence at being asked if he eats people is so funny to me after he literally just,,,, did All That
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Is this anything
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I was driving home from the ER with my dad and he decided to take the back route, which was very dark and in a forest. We kept bumping into creepypastas like first it was Slenderman, then it was the rake, then smile dog. It was a normal inconvenience. Slenderman also sold us human meat for a great deal before we could continue driving home.
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all these shows surrounding “uh oh! a group of people are stranded with no food! no options……..no way to survive……..what if?” girl the first HINT the first MENTION of cannibalism and I’m flying the coop. even if all the heavy handed food puns went over my head the first round the second I realize I’m not eating squirrel I’m using my legs to run before they get turned into kebab
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Actually the Minotaur did nothing wrong. if you're banished to the labyrinth for your father's sin syou should be allowed to eat people about it
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