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CHAPTER FOUR: Everything will be back to normal.
Relationships: Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué, Jiāng Yànlí/Jīn Zǐxuān, Jiāng Chéng | Jiāng Wǎnyín/Niè Huáisāng, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Míngjué, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén/Niè Míngjué
Characters: Niè Huáisāng, Jiāng Yànlí, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Luó "Mián Mián" Qīngyáng, Niè Míngjué
Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Depictions of PTSD and other mental illness, Chronically Ill Jiāng Yànlí, adhd nie huaisang, specific warnings will be in chapter notes, This is where shit gets real, the whole of part two is about the Sunshot Campaign, so things get a lot darker before they get fun again, but hey NMJ has joined the POV roster!, we have taken The Untamed's depiction of the war and said "what if they had unlimted budget tho", and that was how we wound up with this fic
Summary:
It’s a beautiful sunny day following a week of miserable rain when Huaisang decides to take the late afternoon entirely for himself, and slips out of one of the east servant doors and heads south into the forest. He’s left a note on his desk for the Quartermaster, Nie Baozhai - an intimidating woman middling in age and built tall and stocky, like most of the Nie family, whose stern expressions have chastised him since he was too small to do his own braids but who has shown a quiet respect for his efforts running the fort in his brother’s absence - and he soothes his vague guilt at running off with the thought that, technically, he’s heading in the direction of the Wen barricade, so if his stupid conscience really won’t leave him alone he can scout the perimeter of their camps.
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the-weirdos-mind · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes 28
Emma: Off we go on our epic quest!
Emma: No hesitations! No stopping!
Emma: And no turning back!
Jim: You remember your headphones?
Emma: We are turning back
Emma: I’ve got to get those, this is gonna suck if I don’t have like have some tunes or something
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*stranded at sea*
Emma: Ahh, the sea
Emma: Whose water grows our gardens
Lukas: Whose electric eels light our homes
Sophie: Whose jellyfish fill our jelly donuts
Lyka: Guys, none of those things do any of those things
Emma: Hey!
Sophie: You try staying awake staring at a stupid ocean!
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Baozhai: FIGHT ME YOU NERD A** SL*T
Flint: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone
Baozhai: Oh I’m sorry, I should ask, dost thou want to engage in a dual my good b****?
Flint: Somehow that sounds worse
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Emma: Do you really want to travel with your little sister, who’s suffer from a traumatic past and dealing with PTSD on your quest for love?
Jim: I’d love to travel with my sister who’s suffering from a traumatic past and dealing with PTSD
Masterlist
Sophie belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14
Lukas belongs to @wallymcflubberfins
Lyka belongs to @uselessalexis165
Baozhai belongs to @emerald-echeveria-plant
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(Me: when will you stop?
Also Me: till the earth explodes :3)
Name:
Veronica Flare
Name pronunciation:
Ver-on-i-ca Fla-re
Nickname:
The executioner
Personality:
Flamboyant, vengeful, extravagant, sadistic, loyal, looney, charming, jokester
Age:
523 years old
Species:
Venus flytrap
Sexuality:
Pansexual
Gender:
Transwoman
Pronouns:
She/her
Ethnicity:
???
Looks:
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Backstory:
(WARNING: mentions of torture, suicide, & transphobia)
During the era of which Hatred was ruling over Amoretia, she had many enemies who would happily want her buried alive. So in response, Hatred decided to strike fear into them. She thought they'd be much easier to control and leave her alone if they were afraid of her. Yet, how could she accomplish it? Torture. But an amount of torture that would keep them alive and make others fear her. If her enemies saw the state of her victims, they would see what she was capable of. At first, Hatred would handle most of the torturing but couldn't for long. Her armies and supporters needed her leadership. So, Hatred hired multiple tortures to do the job for her. The job was simple, torture the enemy but too much to a point where they die. One problem though. Some of the things Hatred would instruct them to do, was a bit too much for them... Such as It affected their mental and emotional health. Hatred didn't care though, she still wanted them to do it. If they didn't, they would be met with her wrath. And one of the things no one should ever do.. is anger the queen.
The tortures slowly fell in numbers. Some of them going insane from what they committed. While others committed suicide. A few of them tried to start a revolt against the queen with the prisoners they were supposed to be torturing. In response, Hatred had them tied to a ship and slowly had it sink. Hatred hired more torturers but it would always seem to be a repeat of what happened last time. Going insane, suicide, and revolting against her. Seeing as no matter what she did, the issue wouldn't go away. After pondering with herself for a while, she came up with a perfect idea.
She'll create her own torturer.
Hatred went through many spells books in order to find a way to create such a being. Not being satisfied with any of the options she had, she went onto experiment. While she wasn't away fighting alongside her armies or making plans with her cabinet, she'd frequently experiment on how to create life. Her first few experimentations didn't go as planned. Most of them coming up as failures in her eyes. Hatred would get severely frustrated with not getting the results she wanted. Often destroying her own room in the process. Hatred tried for months to create the perfect specimen. They had to be equally terrifying, threatening, and cruel. As well as some certain traits that would make them not become insane or betray her. She made a specially designed potion containing such traits. Making the being morally corrupt, sadistic, and loyal to her and only her.
A year later, she finally got the result she wanted... Well, sort of. By using a venus flytrap along with a potion and black magic, she created a being from it. A being she would call Victor Flare. Of course Victor wasn't exactly what she wanted. To her he was way too skinny, not as tall, and not terrifying looking at all. Yet, he had some form of intelligence and had all four of his limbs along with working organs. By this point she was growing tired of experimenting and decided to go with him. He was born twenty three years old yet had the mind of a newborn. Right after he was created, Victor was immediately put to learning about Hatred's ideology. It confused him a lot at first. Mainly because he had no clue how to read or write. After realizing that the creature she created couldn't just learn about her ideology, she allowed him to be taught subjects like math, science, and language arts. Victor eventually learned how to read and write as well as speak. After becoming intelligent, Hatred thought that he was finally ready. She began to teach him how to torture her enemies. Most of the time the torture lessons would be hands-on. Victor found himself enjoying giving pain to people. Most likely due to Hatred making him have the certain traits that she desired. She was pleased with the outcome of seeing him torture and made him her royal torturer. Finally getting what she wanted, Hatred could finally focus on spreading her ideology as well as defeating some of her enemies. She'd usually bring back some soldiers on the enemies side or even her main enemy for Victor to torture. He'd always do as she requested in order to make her happy. Hatred never physically showed her happiness but did seem to be pleased with what he did. Although he could do better. Hatred eventually casted a spell that gave him powers that would allow him to do more awful things. The powers were tied to his species which allowed him to control and manipulate plant life. Victor became fascinated with his powers. His first thought was how there were so many ways to make a person suffer. He would then use his powers, primarily manipulating vines in order to tear them apart, limb by limb, slowly and painfully.
As much as he enjoyed making Hatred's enemies suffer, he started having other thoughts. He began to question his own actions. Why was he torturing these people? Sure he liked it but why them? He knew they were the enemy but why were they the enemy? When asking Hatred these questions, she only reiterated that they didn't follow the right way of how to truly live. How love was an infectious disease and how it would be the Galaxy's downfall. How she was born in order to stop such a thing from happening. Even though Victor was maybe five months old at this point, knew that her ideology was incredibly flawed. Yet, he never commented anything about it. Knowing that if he did, she'd torture him as well. Victor knew that these people he was hurting were innocent... Strangely, it made it much more fun for him. Most likely due to him being specifically made morally corrupt. After answering that question, there was another question brewing in his mind.. Who was he? Well he knew who he was. He was the loyal servant to Hatred who was given the task to harm her enemies. But.. who was he really? Behind those layers of plant flesh and blood? What was the core center? This lead to him questioning his own identity.
He questioned if he was only a torturer and if that was the only thing in his life. Victor wanting more meaning in his life took up hobbies. Mainly reading books. His favorite books being that of fairytales. Victor would also often be taking care of his appearance. Nobody wants blood stained faces after torturing all day. He first wondered if he wasn't a torturer, what else could he be? Maybe a makeup artist or a hair dresser. Those jobs sounded thrilling but not as much fun as tearing someone's skin off. As much as Victor took care of his appearance, he could never shake the feeling something was off about him. He felt uncomfortable in his skin. Often covering his skin with layers of clothing. He never knew why though. He didn't know but felt like he needed to. Victor would only get his answer when he was reading another one of his books. It showed illustrations of beautiful women wearing gowns and enjoying a picnic. Victor felt what would be known as "gender dysphoria". He felt uneasy with his own gender. As if he was born in the wrong body. Well, he kinda was as Hatred would put it. Although it was more about gender for him but it was everything else from Hatred. She didn't even want him to have a gender in the first place. Victor would slowly begin to put on makeup. First it was a bit of eyeliner then lipstick and full on layer of makeup. He felt comfortable with himself as he put on the makeup. Victor felt beautiful. When Hatred was away, he'd sneak into her room and wear one of her dresses. He didn't like the colors but enjoyed wearing it regardless. Eventually, Hatred would catch him doing this. In response she yelled at him before kicking him out of her private quarters. She wasn't mad about him wearing a dress but actually about that it was HER dress. Hatred didn't like it when people touched her things. Despite that, Victor began to take on more feminine traits. He started to talk in a much more high pitched voice. He wore high heels while torturing people. They were confused but didn't question it if they wanted a harsher punishment. One day, Victor full on dressed in a beautiful long gown, heels, and makeup. He adored it very much and praised himself for looking so good. Yet, he still didn't feel comfortable with himself. Despite looking gorgeous, he didn't like his gender. He didn't feel like he was born in the right body. He was destained to be someone else. Victor came to the conclusion that he wasn't born to be a man... He was supposed to be a woman. But how exactly could he turn into one..?
Magic. That was the answer. If Hatred could create him with just a potion and a few funny magic words, then surely there was a way for him to become a woman. After looking through several spell books, he finally found the spell he was looking for. The creation of a potion that would allow one to permanently become a woman. It was hard work but Victor managed to collect all the ingredients he needed to make the potion. He then finally drank the potion. It was a success and a bit later, Victor would change his name to Veronica. Along with his pronouns to she/her. When Hatred came to learn of this, she didn't really care. All she wanted was her enemies to suffer. Veronica happily compiled as soon as Hatred called her by her correct pronouns.
Veronica finally felt comfortable with herself. Enjoying to be in her own skin and loving herself throughout. Although she was met with a problem, many people loathed her for torturing people. When her enemies found out that she was trans, they decided to harass her on that. Often yelling slurs at her and sending hurtful letters about how horrible of a MAN she was. Veronica was angered by this. Offended that they still thought of her as a man and not as a woman. She could take being called a horrible person for committing atrocious acts or even being called a literal hellspawn. Veronica found their insults to be humourous sometimes. She'd even provoke them to insult her more. But misgendering her was taking it too far... She wasn't a man anymore and was happy being her true self. Then it all came crashing down when many people began to refer to her as "Victor" her deadname. Finally reaching her breaking point, Veronica unleashed hell on Amoretia... All of her enemies would feel her wrath for treating her horribly. Many of them were mainly torn limb from limb while others had much more horrible punishments. One person was slowly impaled by a bamboo shoot. Another covered in flowers that attracted bees and slowly died from being stung to death. Yet the one person that met the worst fate was young woman by the name of Patty Marrion. Patty would often be the one harassing Veronica daily. Calling her all sorts of horrible things, saying her decisions were choices instead of actually feelings, and literally made pamphlets demonizing trans folk. After weeks of being tormented, Patty was now at the mercy of Veronica who wasn't very keen on letting her go. Veronica seem to play it simple though... All she asked Patty to do was drink a glass of wine she specially made for her. Patty knew this was one of her sick and twisted games of Veronica. She expected to be poisoned but nothing to seem to happen at first. Yet before Patty could respond, most likey taunting her about how her planned failed, she began to feel something change inside her... What Patty hadn't realized was that Veronica put inside a special seed. A special seed that slowly turned Patty into a tree... It was quite a horrifying sight as Patty realized what was happening to her. She begged for mercy. Apologizing repeatedly for her actions. Yet, it was too late... Veronica watched in glee as Patty slowly circumed to her fate. Right after the transformation was complete, Veronica took an axe, chopped down the tree, and made a lovely chair for Hatred to sit on. Veronica's tyranny wouldn't end after those events. Right after she went in a rampage and gifting Hatred the chair, Hatred promoted her by making her executioner. As well as have some form of control over Amoretia while she was away fighting wars. It was a very good deal for Veronica as now she could implement about how much she adored being herself and torture anyone she wanted!
Unfortunately after two years of this, Hatred would then be "executed" by her enemies. Veronica became extremely depressed that their "wonderful" and "fantastic" leader was put to death. Not wanting her legacy of destroying all love to die out, Veronica tried to lead Amoretia and the armies herself. Veronica never truly believed in destroying love but would do it out of respect for Hatred. Yet, the other monarchies weren't going to let that happen. They declared that Veronica had to be put to death for her crimes. She would end up going on the run for a while. Then, it seemed like she straight up disappeared. There wasn't any trace of her left. No leads, no eyewitnesses, and no sightings. Amoretia would soon be ran by a government in order to establish some sort of order. Sadly, the kingdom would never return back to it's prime time... Although some people on Amoretia do still believe Veronica is still out there... Plotting.. Seeking revenge.. and going to return one day.
Likes:
Makeup, fashion, taunting others, desserts, making jokes/puns, torturing people, violence, & practicing magic
Dislikes:
Being misgendered, her deadname, people disrespecting Hatred, insects, stepping on her shoes, transphobes, dull things, and sour foods
Powers/abilities:
Nature manipulation - connected directly to the natural world and thus can communicate, influence, manipulate and control nature
Potion making - substances with magical properties such as enhancing physical and mental abilities, healing, granting powers, changing shape, or bewitching someone depending on the kind of potion that is made.
Immortality - endless lifespan
Weaknesses:
Fire - the most feared thing a plant could ever face.
Vulnerable - can have a long lifespan but can still die
Water - isn't a very strong swimmer
Physical strength - Veronica isn't the strongest and even Baozhai could beat her in a fight
Occupation:
Torturer & Executioner
Other:
Veronica's flytrap flaps often closes whenever she goes to sleep or whenever she doesn't want to talk to anyone.
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gregnas-the-grouch · 2 years
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(threelizardgang) Nala @ Yemir: A sudden loud squeal came from between the bushes before Nala stepped out, amazement sparkled in her eyes as she looked higher and higher up to the gallade's very top. "YEMIR! YOU GOT BIG~!!" She squeaked and laughed, running over and circling the now giant with joy in her step, her legs were practically as wide as Nala's whole body! "How did you get so big?! You really did get as tall as trees hahah!" Her tail waggled "And is this as big as you gonna get? Or are you still growing?" She gasped before jokingly adding "Are you gonna get as big as a mountain now~? Heeheh!"
"Baozhai? Baozhai! Fer fuck's sake! She's real spry for a walking coffin." Yemir grumbled, staring ahead as she lost Baozhai for the second time in the row. How? The giant had no clue. She thought Cofagrigus were supposed to be slow. On the bright side, at least she could still sniff out that mummy quite easy. the distinct scent of iron and cinnamon wafted through the air.
All the while, the giant had been gnawing on her dismembered arm. Things like autocannibalism were unimportant to the ghastly brute. Probably because thinking on such things only confused her even more. Plus Yemir would be damned if she let anyone else eat her. Only Yemir was allowed to eat Yemir. She paused as she heard the distinct sound of something squealing nearby in the shrubbery. The sound of a wounded Grumpig came to mind. Whetting Yemir's appetite as she tucked her arm away into her hood. Prepared for seconds. Only, instead of delicious pork. A very small and excited Scrafty came out. One that Yemir had recognized from before.
"Oh, hey there, Squeakers, long time no see!" Yemir's time was eager, almost as if this little bundle of joy's enthusiasm was infectious. Puffing out her chest, Yemir couldn't help but smile a bit as she knelt down so both could have an easier time looking at each other. "Told ya I was big! I just had to get my second wind, ya know? That and Granny Bao may or may not have something to do with that", Yemir grumbled. Reluctant to admit it.
"Is this as big as I can get? I 'unno. My size ain't usually the same fer long. So who knows, I may grow big as a mountain. Maybe more. But tell ya what. If I do grow big as a mountain, I'll let you call dibs on building a home atop of me. Maybe one of the shoulders? Nice, prime spot to view everthin', ya know?"
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scruffyturtles · 5 years
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Hey I'm a big fan of your work and I love Indivisible too! What are your favorite Incarnations? What do you think of Ajna? And basically what do you think of the game overall?
Ajna was a character I KNEW was going to develop from her early game self (because her being that bratty had to have been a setup for development) but what I didn’t expect was how much of an improvement she did do in the mid/late game. She improved so much and all her wise words to her fellow incarnations and npcs made my heart swell. good dooter 11/10
As for favorite incarnations I’ll go for top 7. In no order it’d be Kampan, Naga Rider, Zahra, Hunoch/Xiboch, Thorani, Baozhai, and Ren~
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all-pacas · 4 years
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hey today wasn’t great but i’ve been playing more indivisible and some excellent new Friends for the party:
matthew mercer, who is trying so hard to have a subtle character arc with a character who is just Lawful Good enough that the rest of the team’s chaotic neutral vibes just don’t fit, however, there’s only room in this party for one idiot everyone hates, and that is Sudden Redemption Quest Dhar (”who is that? i hate him,” “yeah we all do it’s cool”)
a little girl with a giant eagle. she is named kushi. she’s friends with matt mercer, but more easy going. she likes big birds and cannot lie!!
tungar, a burly type with a whip and not much personality because he seems to be an optional character
thorani, a really sweet natural empath with gross water hair. her hair is water? or is it hair? and she gets seasick? and has boobs for days and just wants all her children to get along? a+ 10/10
qadira, a chick doing the “dress up in my dead brother’s uniform and take his place” thing. always has her face covered, possibly because she doesn’t have lips (??)? 
baozhai, a gay pirate. she has both a cigar and an eyepatch and a hat. 10/10 asthetic choices
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goldeaglefire1 · 5 years
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Hey
Consider:
Naga Rider serving as Baozhai’s wingman in her attempts to get Thorani
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plague-of-nice · 4 years
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A fully revised tag list, now with individual tags for F/Os.The character tags have song titles that serves as our theme song, or just a general song that reminds me of them. LONG POST | See all tags below the cut:
GENERAL TAGS
#f/o list
#tag list
#blacklisted tags / #please tag the following
#blog promo
#joie ponders
#when in universe (Self-Insert Tag)
ASK/TAG GAME TAGS
#joie’s answers
#anon
#self ship ask game
#joie got tagged
REBLOG TAGS
#rb
#rb for later
#(i hope it’s okay to rb)
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ROMANTIC F/Os
Collective Tag: #Romantic | You’re So Great
Major F/Os:
#Jane | Good Song
#Gordie | Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
#Naga Rider | ICQ
#Barney | Now & Forever
#Geoffrey | Walking All Day
Minor F/Os:
#Baozhai | Ong Ong
#Beowulf | Strike A Pose
#Valentine | Beetlebum
#Calculester | Hey Daydreamer
#Scott | Buwan
#Mia | Love Like You
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PLATONIC F/Os
Collective Tag: #Platonic | No Matter What
Friend F/Os:
#Tavish | BFFs
#Jeremy | I’m Not A Loser
#Gordon | Hero Is My Middle Name
Family F/Os:
#Squigly | Friend To Me
#Carol | Everything Stays
#Ajna | You’ll Be In My Heart
#Bea | Independent Together
#Kabu | Hidden Potential
#Russell | Lighthouse
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OTOME/VISUAL NOVEL F/Os
To Be Announced...
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thecrimsonmonster-a · 7 years
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[[hey so it’s still munday and I got some lipststain called “serpentine”—s.lytherin pride y'all. and also there’s my daughter Baozhai she is almost soulless but I still love her]]
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Davy Jones: of course I love all of my adult children equally... Connor, Emma, Flint, *looks at smudged writing on hand* Baozi ha
Baozhai: it's BAOZHAI. I'm not named after a steamed bun for God sake!
Connor: I mean you could've been.
Emma: who knows what your parents might of been thinking when you were born.
Connor: they definitely weren't thinking she'd become a hot tempered short stack hell-bent on destroying the monarchy.
Baozhai: UGH SHUT UP! I AM NOT SHORT, I'M PRETY AVERAGE FOR MY HEIGHT!
Emma: pfft, if that's true call me the tallest woman in the world. You're just short admit it.
Baozhai: WOMAN I WILL HURT YOU
Emma: hey Davy if we're dead, we can still feel pain right
Davy Jones: most likely.
Emma, cracks knuckles: good.
Baozhai: no wait- I-I was just joking-
Connor: jokes are supposed to be funny.. and you're not funny.
Baozhai, sweating: heh.. *proceeds to get punched in the face by Emma*
Meanwhile, Flint: bao is pretty good though..
Octavia: I know right? Just gets me drooling thinking about having one..🤤
Baozhai, crawling towards Octavia: Octi..! Please help me!
Octavia, not clearly hearing her: you think we have the ingredients to make a batch of bao?
Flint: probably... Let's go check.
*Octavia and Flint proceed to walk away*
Baozhai: oh no..
Emma: come ere pencil neck!
Baozhai, proceeds to get dragged away: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Davy Jones belongs to @aalbliii
Emma belongs to @ash-pirate25
Baozhai and Octavia belongs to me
Connor belongs to @sleeplessdreamer14 )
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I created some memes of the Baozhai's crew and here they are :3333
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Noëmie when she joined a bunch of pirates after killing Jacque
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Random person: hey, Islay I heard about your dad dying. I'm sorry to hear that, do you wanna talk about it?
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Jadya & Jayden after hearing Bonnet died from a stab to the heart
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[[Part 4 of ???]]
Stuck with you
//Baozhai and Islay walked through the jungle. Islay cutting down leaves in their way with her sword.//
Baozhai, looking at the map: You think we'll find any skeletons through here??
Islay: How should I know? I Never heard of this place before.
Baozhai: Oh well, then allow me to tell you about this place!
Islay: please don't-
Baozhai: The Paititi was a civilization that were known for having tons of gold and practically living in it everday! Everything they had was made out of gold. Bowls, statues, and even clothing! Isn't that amazing to know??? Then one day the the civilization just disappeared! As well as the gold items and riches they had. Once outsiders arrived, all they found were statues and the abandoned villages. The weirdest thing they found was murals, depicting where they supposedly hid their treasure...
Islay:
Islay: How do you know all that? I thought you were supposed to be stupid or something.
Baozhai: Oh Ironbeard told me- HEY! I'm not dumb! I have the intelligence of a highschooler thank you very much! >:(((
Islay: Yeah, yeah whatever you say.
Baozhai, still angry: I could literally wire your mouth shut if you said that in front of a crowd of people..!
Islay, stop walking and turns to Baozhai: Baozhai, let me get one thing straight with you. I don't care for your threats and I'm not afraid of you. Everyone else on the ship might cower in fear when you brutalize someone but I've seen other pirates with less anger issues do worse. You're just a temperamental brat who gets offended at the slightest comment that criticizes you. Now all I want to do is get this treasure, leave, and ignore the fact that you still exist... You think you can manage shutting your mouth for once?
Baozhai:
Baozhai, pouts: fine I'll be quiet but I won't be happy about it >:(
Islay, rolls her eyes: Just make sure you don't loose the map.
//Islay took a few steps forward. She pushed some giant leaves out of the way. In front of them was a stone path with strange runes drawn on them. Baozhai looked at the map. She took a step forward and put her pressed her foot down on the path. Immediately, arrows came flying out from the walls. Baozhai quickly backed away before one of the arrows could pierce her.//
Islay: The classic arrows coming out of walls and trying to figure out the correct pattern on the floor... How cliche.
Baozhai: Good thing this map shows you how to cross.
//Just as the two were about to cross, a gunshot fired near their feet. The two women jumped back. A few feet from the left of them, stood Flint and Billy. Flint had the gun pointed towards the women.//
Flint: Not so fast ya' harlots.. give us that their map and we'll let ye both walk free..
Islay: Fuck off mate! This is our map and we're getting to that treasure!
Bones: Islay, we all know where this is going. Ye really want to risk a limb over that map?
Islay, holding her sword towards them: I'd rather die for it then let ye rats have it!
//She rushes towards the two. Unfortunately, she was taken down by Billy with a swift kick to the stomach. Billy put himself on top of her, putting her arms behind her back. Preventing her to do anything else harmful.//
Islay, struggling underneath Billy: Doesn't matter! My accomplice will tear you both apart!!
Flint: Well then I guess we'll have have pry it from their cold dead han-
Baozhai, hands him the map: Here you go :)
//Flint, Bones, and Islay all stand there completely stunned for a few seconds. Islay stared at Baozhai with her mouth gaping. Flint snatches the map out of Baozhai's hand.//
Flint: Seems like yer accomplice is more accommodating than ye..
Baozhai, hugs Flint tightly: you're so handsome..
//Flint stared, unamusedly at the small woman. He tried gentle pushing her off of him. But alas, Baozhai stuck to him like glue. Flint attempted to shove her off but still she stuck onto him. With all his strength, he tried to shove her off.//
Flint: LET GO OF ME!
Baozhai: 💕
//Flint grabbed Baozhai by her shoulders. He put his foot up against her, trying to pry her off of him. Fortunately, he managed to get her off of him.//
Baozhai: sorry... Couldn't help myself from wrapping my arms around your big, beefy, frame~
Flint, obviously disgusted: ...
Flint: tie em' both up Billy..
//Billy nods as he takes out some rope. A few minutes later the two women are tied, back to back to each other. Flint and Billy leave them behind as they successfully cross the booby trap.//
Islay, eye twitching angry: I cannot ... BELIEVE YOU HANDED OVER THE FUCKING MAP! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT. YOU COULDN'T DO THAT BRUTAL SHIT YOU LIKE TO DO TOWARDS THEM?? DID YOUR TWO FUNCTIONING BRAINCELLS GIVE UP ON YOU???
Baozhai: I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself.. he was just so dreamy💕 I feel like we had a real connection there!
Islay: HE PUSHED YOU OFF OF HIM! HOW WAS THAT A "REAL CONNECTION"????
Baozhai: it didn't seem like through his actions but I could feel it.. emotionally 🥺
Islay: OH I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A REAL CONNECTION YOU STUPID SON OF A BI-
//Cut back to Billy and Flint walking through the jungle. Flint was holding the map.//
Bones: you think those two ladies will be fine..?
Flint: I'm sure they will. If they don't, too bad.
Bones: I mean, I feel a little bad.. I knew Islay for a few years and seeing her again was pretty nice... Until she tried killing me. That other girl seemed to like you a lot too..
Flint, sighs: They're the enemy, Billy. Don't think you should feel bad for em'. If the captain was here, he'd smack you on the side of the head.
Bones:
Bones: but he isn't here..
Flint: I can clearly see that-
//Suddenly, Flint fell through the ground. Flint was clinging to the edge of the ground. Below him was molten lava... Seemed as though it was another one of the booby traps. Unfortunately they had overlooked it. Billy, quickly began to pull Flint up. As he began to pull him up, the map slowly slipped out of hands. Flint, just now realizing this, tried grabbing the map. Unfortunately, the map fluttered down into the lava.//
Flint: No, no, no!
//Map: disintegrates.//
Flint: GODDAMNIT!
//Billy successful pulls Flint out of the hole.//
Bones: You okay??
Flint: No! Damnit I lost the FUCKING map!
Bones: It's okay maybe we can-
Flint: No, it is not okay! I lost the fucking map because I chose to talk instead of looking where I was walking! GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT, GODDAMNIT!
//Cut back to Islay and Baozhai. Baozhai was trying to figure out a way to untie them.//
Baozhai: maybe if we... No that wouldn't work.. how about! No, no, that wouldn't work either.. HUH! I've got it!
Islay, dying on the inside: what is it...?
Baozhai, slowly tries to use her knees to get up: we'll... Stand up.. and walk to the treasure tied together!
Islay: Sounds stupid.. but by this point what choice do I even have..?
//Islay uses her knees to also get up. Struggling but successful the two were able to get off the ground.//
Baozhai: Okay! Now we just run across the trap!
Islay: If I die doing this... Tell the crew... I hate you more than that warden that almost killed me..
Baozhai: I'll keep that noted!
//Together the two began to run towards the trap. Immediately tons of arrows flew out of the walls. They screamed in terror as the arrows came close to piercing their skin. With luck on their side, they managed to get across without any arrows sticking to them.//
Baozhai, breathing heavily: see.. that.. wasn't.. so bad..
Islay, white as a ghost: I think I may have wet myself there.
Baozhai: ... Gross...
Islay: I SAID I MAY HAVE!
//Cut back to Flint and Billy. After Flint got over his breakdown of losing the map, him and Billy began to walk around the jungle.//
Bones: uhh, let's take this direction..? *Points to a path*
Flint: we already walked through there...
Bones: Oh, um, then how about through here-
Flint, facepalms: we already walked through there too... ten minutes ago.. WE'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR FUCK SAKE!
Bones: um... how about we try to walk back and retrace out steps?
Flint, let's out a long sigh: ... Fine.
//The two walk back in order to retrace their steps. Behind a bush they saw, Islay and Baozhai. Who were still tied up together.//
Baozhai: I'm telling you, if I was captain I'd be great at it!
Islay: if you were captain, the ship would immediately blow up from your incompetence.
Baozhai: Hey at least I'm the one who memorized the map! That has to count for something when it comes to leadership or captainship..
Islay: Since when do you have photographic memory???
Baozhai: Ever since I could remember ever little detail of me getting "treated" at the mental asylum I was forcefully put in. Like how they'd lock me in a padded room for hours on end in complete darkness and isolation or how they stuck a needle into my eye and into my brain to get the bad spirits out of me.. god it was painful.. haha! Those were the worst times of my life..! :D
Islay:
Islay: Let's just try to get to the treasure in one piece.. and maybe figure out a way out of these ropes.
//Behind the bush, the two clearly heard what they were just talking about. Billy nudged Flint.//
Bones: I've got an idea..
Flint: Let me hear it..
//Baozhai and Islay continued to walk together. It looked like the sun was starting to set. Islay took notice of this.//
Islay: Damnit, night's gonna arrive soon. As if we need any more problems..
Flint, comes out from behind the bushes with Billy: Stop right there!
Islay: Speak of the devil.
Baozhai, gasps: You came back for me! :D
Flint: I'm not here for you, you stupid cow!
Baozhai: yes you are~! I knew you couldn't resist me..
Flint, groans: I swear I'm going to punch you again.
Baozhai: Ooo, sounds hot..
Flint:
Bones:
Islay:
Flint: you know what nevermind... Tell us how to get to the treasure or we'll cut out your tongues!
Baozhai: Oh okay! Make a-
//Islay hits her head with Baozhai's head.//
Baozhai: Hey! Ow...
Islay: Don't tell him anything you idiot! The last time you did that you got us into this mess! Who knows if they'll do it or not!
Baozhai: okay fine
Flint, holds a knife against Baozhai's neck and growls: Talk..
Baozhai: I'd love to but I'm caught between wanting to tell you or possibly being strangled to death by my crewmate..
Flint: I'm going to count to three and if you don't tell me I'm going to kill you and her..
Baozhai:
Flint: One...
Bones: don't you think we should torture it out of them at least?
Flint: two.. *puts the knife and his head closer to her*
Islay: Whatever you do, don't tell him anything Baozhai!
//Baozhai with precious seconds passing by did the only reasonable thing imaginable. She gave Flint a kiss.//
Flint, cutting him off from saying three: *proceeds to gag and quickly step away from her* WHAT THE HELL??
Baozhai: I'm sorry you were getting close to my face and I couldn't help myself~ It was worth it~! Albeit your teeth did kinda cut my lips..
Flint: FUCK THIS *pulls out his flintlock pistol and presses the end against Baozhai's forehead* I'm gonna put a bullet in this cunt's head!
Bones: What about getting to the treasure???
Flint, growls: ... We can figure that out later..
Islay: Hold on now! How about we all get there together..
Flint: What are you talking about?
Islay: I'm saying how about we NOT kill each other until we arrive to the treasure..? You help us get out of these ropes and we lead you guys to the treasure.. then when we get there we can go back to hating each other as normal... That sound like a deal..?
Flint: Why would I trust you.. you could betray us or strand us at any moment when we let you go..
Islay, looks at Baozhai: even if I wanted to, I couldn't because of the simp next to me..
//Flint stared menacingly at Islay. He took out his knife again and held it against Islay's neck. Islay tried moving her head away her from the knife. Instead of slicing her neck open, he swiftly cut the ropes.//
Flint, puts away his gun and his knife: let's get a move on then. The sun is getting low and I'm not planning on carrying the either of you.
Baozhai: ha, I knew you would do that. You care about me too much to ever do such a thing..
Flint: talk one more time and I'm throwing you down a lava pit.
Baozhai:
Baozhai: my lips are sealed..
//The four walk off straight ahead with Baozhai taking lead.//
To be continued...
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Part 2 of the Au I made from earlier. I don't know what to call it:33
((Part 2 of ??))
Getting back the map
[Warning: Cursing, blood mention, cringey writing, and fighting]
//Baozhai slowly opens her eyes. She felt a little drowsy. Her head was spinning from the pain inflicted on her not too long ago. Baozhai was lying down in a hammock. She realized she was on the ship. In front of her was Octavia and Leonid.//
Octavia: Oh thank goodness, she's alive! I thought we lost you for a moment there..
Baozhai, groaning: uh.. what- whaat happened..? *Rubs the temples of her forehead*
Octavia: Don't you remember? Captain Haggis did a real number on your face a few hours ago.
Baozhai drowsy: I guess I remember that..
Octavia: Your nose was completely broken and you were struggling to breathe when we got you on board. Thankfully, I managed to fix it!
//Leonid interrupts by clearing his throat. He looked at the small cephalopid with a raised eyebrow.//
Octavia: Oh! How could I forget.. *nervously laughs* hehe, Leonid helped too by putting your nose back in place after I kinda messed up.. but uh at least you can breathe!
Baozhai: Octi. What's wrong with my nose?
Octavia, nervously: Well it's sorta.. um.. not bad I mean you look good! But uh-
Leonid, cutting her off: Yer nose is a little crooked.
Baozhai: WHAT?!
Octavia: It's honestly not that bad!
//Baozhai stands up from the hammock and walk towards a chest. She opens it then begins rummaging inside it. Baozhai manages to find a mirror. Her reflection showed her nose being crooked a bit to the left and the bottom of her nose being slanted upwards.//
Octavia, nervous: See I told you it wasn't that ba-
Baozhai, cutting her off: I'm going to strangle you to death if you don't SHUT UP!
Octavia:
Octavia: Honestly, you'd have a tough time considering I'm poisonous-
//Baozhai lunges at Octavia. Her hands already wrapping around she neck. Them, Archie came running downstairs to where the three other crewmates were.//
Archie: Captain says he needs everyone on deck now!
//Baozhai looked at Octavia. She pulls her hands away and wiped whatever poison off on her jacket.//
Baozhai: Guess you get to live another day. Ya' better make it count.
//Octavia nodded in response. Baozhai, Leonid, and Octavia walked upstairs on deck. The three of them noticed they were moving pretty fast. Captain Bonnet was steering the wheel of the ship. He had an furious expression on his face. Obviously it seemed that he was still upset about what happened a few hours ago. Meanwhile, Ironbeard was sharping his swords. Baozhai walked towards him.//
Baozhai: Hey Ironbeard, where are we going?
Ironbeard, looks at her: Captain Bonnet wants to get back his map that Haggis stole. He's pretty fired up so I wouldn't go bothering him if I were you.
Baozhai: So, he's finally getting revenge after all this time.. YES! FINALLY! I can't wait to bash some skulls in!
Ironbeard: Don't get your hopes up, we're only getting the map. Not slaughtering the entire crew.
Baozhai: Well, if I can't bash some skulls in... I'll just beat them so hard they'll go paralyzed >:)
Ironbeard: Alright, but while you do that make sure to get the map if you see it. That's the most important thing is getting the ma-
//Suddenly, the boat jolted. Both, Ironbeard and Baozhai fell of their feet. The two looked over to see another pirate ship next to the one they were one. On the other ship, stood Haggis and his first mate, Sao.//
Captain Haggis, teasingly: Bonnet, I didn't realize you held a grudge! I thought you were a "gentleman".
Captain Bonnet, furiously: GIVE ME BACK MY MAP OR I'LL TAKE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE CREW DOWN TO DAVY JONES'S LOCKER!
Captain Haggis, smugly: How about I instead I keep the map and the rest of ye go find yourselves a merchant ship to steal from.
//A blast came out from one of the gunners of Bonnet's ship. It hit Haggis's ship, creating a hole in the lower decks. Haggis's eyes twitched with anger. How dare they put a mark on his ship! He unsheathed his sword and put it in the air.//
Captain Haggis: CHARGE!
//Both crews immediately lunged at each other. Jumping or swinging by a rope onto the other's ship. Baozhai aboarded Haggis ship. Sao was waiting for her and drew her sword.//
Sao: Well, if it isn't Baozhai.. you ready to take back what you said about me..?
Baozhai: Oh you mean when I called you Captain Haggis's little bitch? Oh course I take back what I said! I am so sorry... You're actually a one-eyed cunt.
Sao: Well at least my nose isn't fucked up!
Baozhai: >:000
//Sao immediately lunges herself towards Baozhai. The two women being to duke it out on the floor of the ship... Meanwhile, Bonnet was making his way towards Haggis.//
Captain Bonnet: You better give me back my map Haggis.. That treasure is mine for the taking!
Captain Haggis: Oh is it now? From what I recall whoever holds the map is entitled to the treasure and you don't have it!
Captain Bonnet: Oh I'm going to get back that map even if I have to lose a limb doing so!
Captain Haggis: Well, I'll assure you, you can have this map... OVER MY DEAD BODY!
//The two Captains clashed their swords together. Their faces mere inches from the other. They both had furious looks on their faces, with their eyes glaring at each other. With good reason too. One was angry that his map was taken and the other being pissed off that there was a hole in his ship. This was going to end very badly...//
Captain Haggis: I'm going to enjoy beating you to pulp for what you did to my ship..!
Captain Bonnet: Not if I beat you first!
//Bonnet headbutted Haggis in the face. Haggis fell backwards onto the ground below him. Bonnet got on top of him. He began searching the inner pockets of the other captain. Finally, he pulled out the map that was folded up tightly in one of his pockets. Haggis, seeing this, sliced Bonnet's hand with his sword. Bonnet yelped in pain, making him let go of the map. The map fell downwards where the rest of the crewmates were fighting. Fleance notices the map.//
Fleance, grabs it the moment he see it: Ah yes the map! I've got! I've got it! *Holds it up in the air*
//All the crewmates looked towards the pink robot. Almost immediately, Fleance realized his mistake. He shouldn't have brought attention to having the map...//
Fleance, nervously: um.. I'm screwed aren't I..?
//All the crewmates rushed towards Fleance. The jumped on top of the tiny robot in an attempt to snatch the map away from him. All it managed to do was make the map end up somewhere else... Throughout the chaos, the map somehow landed near the cabin boy, Billy Bones. The salamander (even though he looks like a snapping turtle) tried to reach for the map. A gunshot that almost shot off his hand, prevented him from doing so.//
Islay: Yer not getting that there map now you son of- wait... Billy?!
Billy: Islay..?
Islay: Billy, I haven't seen you in years! Where the hell have you been???
Billy: Where have I been? What about you??! Ye disappeared and I never saw you again!
Islay: I was kicked off the old ship we were on for being "too aggressive" remember..?
Billy: oh yeah.. I told you if you kept up that attitude, it was gonna catch up to ye in a bad way.
Islay: WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT OTHERS TRY TO INVADE MY PRIVACY! Askin me all these questions on how I'm feeling after my father died.. pfft.. FEELINGS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
Archie, running by: YOINK! *Snatches the map and runs away*
Billy, angrily: oh and now you made me lose the map.. thanks a lot!
Islay: Dumbass, you still had a lot of time to grab the map but you chose to talk to me. How is that my fault again???!
//Leaving the two arguing, Archie tries running towards Bonnet's ship. Unfortunately, someone grabbed him by one of his legs. Archie fell to ground with the map in his hand.//
Erik, teasingly: Aww, is the little weasel trying to get back to his mommy's house?
Archie: Yeah, back to your mom's house so I can fuck her!
Erik, holds a blade up to Archie's neck and chuckles: Yer gonna regret saying that you little shit..
//Archie sweats nervously as the blade gets closer and closer to his neck.//
Erik: Hand over that there map and I'll think about not shaving off all yer fur.
Archie: Alright, fine..! Here take it..
//Archie hands over the map to Erik. Erik take the map from Archie.//
Erik: Good choice lad-
//Suddenly, the map was snatched away from Erik's hand.//
Erik: what the?!
//It was none other than Octavia, swinging in a rope with the map in hand. Octavia smiled and wave at the crowd as she swung by. Her crew cheered her on, seeing this as the end of the fight over the map. Ironbeard, who had Sao pinned to a wall, noticed something that Octavia hadn't.//
Ironbeard: OCTAVIA LOOK OUT!
Octavia: what-
//Octavia landed face first into the mast of the ship. A bunch of "ows" and "ohs" followed. The blue-ringed octopus, slowly slid down the mast before falling backwards. Octavia laid passed out on the floor. The map slowly landing next to her. Not wanting Haggis's crew to get to it first, Baozhai ran towards the map. Her hand grabbing the map... Yet, just as she grabbed the map, another hand intertwined with hers at that exact moment.//
Baozhai: Get your grubby paws off of our-
//Baozhai cuts herself off seeing the person before her. It felt as though the whole world around her slowed down. Before her, kneeled a man with long brown hair. He had six yellow eyes that were piercing into her soul. The stranger looked of an unknown alien species that she had never seen before. Baozhai's pupils dialted and a red tint covered her cheeks. Her heart raced a bit when seeing the mysterious yet handsome stranger before her.//
Baozhai: Wow.. you look.. incredible.. 🥺❤️
//Not listening to what she said, the stranger proceeded to punch her in the face. Baozhai got knocked back from the punch. She landed a few feet away from the map. With her nose, once again, bleeding. The stranger picked up the map and stood up.
Octavia slowly awaking from being knocked out. She sees the map being taken by one of the Haggis's crew... For what seemed like the 100th time. She quickly stood up.//
Octavia: oh no you don't!
//Octavia grabbed the other end of the map that the stranger was holding. He tried to pull the map away from the cephalopid but her grip was on it tight. The two began a sort of tug a war with each other over the map. Octavia pulling on one end and the stranger on the other.
As expected, the map broke into two. A loud gasp erupted from both sides. Octavia looked at one of the pieces she had in her hand then back at the stranger. They looked equally as shocked but that shocked was quickly overtaken by anger. Before she could day anything, their captain came out.//
Captain Bonnet: RETREAT! NOW!
//Bonnet's crew looked at him. Some in confusion but soon realized why. Bonnet looked pretty beat up and he was holding his arm. It was clear that he was bleeding. His crew listened and ran back to their ship. Ironbeard helped Bonnet back to the ship while fighting off any of Haggis's crew off. Leonid picked up any of the passed out crewmates and carried them back to the ship. They all managed to get back on board and quickly sailed off.//
Captain Bonnet, groans in pain: is... Is everyone on board..? Dr. Oshima, I'm gonna need... some of your assistance..
Leonid: Yes, Captain, everyone's on board.. *takes a careful look at the captain* Christ, what happened to you??
Captain Bonnet, stretches: let's just say... Haggis didn't like the fact that I didn't put a hole in his ship... And for taking back my map! Now, where is it?
Octavia, shows Bonnet the torn piece of the map: Um, here it is captain..
//Bonnet takes the torn piece of map from Octavia. He inspects it a bit.//
Captain Bonnet: hm, it seems that you managed to get the piece to leads us to the end us the trail Octavia...
Octavia: Is that good or bad..?
Captain Bonnet: Well, I can manage to get us a route to the treasure by using the location of the stars on the map. They look pretty distinct in comparison to any other stars I've seen... I'll try to.. cross reference this... With..my globe..
//Bonnet fell to his knees and groaned in agony. There was an open, bleeding wound near his ribs. Octavia taking notice of this, quickly helped Bonnet up.//
Octavia: come here captain, let's go get you fixed up..
Captain Bonnet: Thank ya lass.. your so kind.
//Octavia helped Bonnet to his cabin. Meanwhile, Baozhai who woke up a few minutes ago had her crossed arms propped up against the ledge of the deck. Archie saw her and immediately walked over.//
Archie: Baozhai?? What the hell happened back there!?
Islay: He's right, what did happen?? Ye had the map in yer grasp and ye didn't even take it back to the ship! Ye just froze up like a bloody status!
Baozhai: ...
Baozhai, whispers: you should've seen him.
Islay & Archie, confused: What?
Baozhai: I said, you should've seen him.. how his hand met with mine. How he looked at me and how I looked at him.. It was wonderful..! I wish I could do it all over again!
Archie: ...
Archie: You wanna get punched in the face again?
//Islay smacks the lad on the back of the head.//
Archie, rubbing the back of his head: OW! Jeez Louise I was just joking...
Islay: Baozhai yer clearly in love... Which is a horrible thing and I suggest ye stop doing it before ye get hurt.
Baozhai, giggles: But I feel so bubbly and warm! Like I'm light on my feet with every step I take, my cheeks are glowing for the first in forever, and there's butterflies flutteirng around in my stomach..! How can you stop someone from feeling that way..?
Islay: With a ton of aspirin and alcohol. Now let's get ye some before ya start singing a cheesey love song about how ye want to admit yer feelings to him but yer to scared to do it.
Archie: Jeez, how do you know all that stuff Islay?
Islay: Personal experience.
//Islay grabs Baozhai by her arm. She starts leading the love stricken mess to the hold of the ship. With Archie following along.
Meanwhile, on Haggis's ship, the captain was "reprimanding" two of his crewmates. Both of them were covered in bruises and bleeding from their noses.//
Captain Haggis: IDIOTS! FOOLS!
//Haggis punched one of them in the stomach with all his strength. The crewmate groaned in pain.//
Captain Haggis: While this idiot was busy making conversation! The other moron couldn't even get a map out of that slimy, octopus's hands!
//Haggis grabbed the long brown hair of the crewmate, showing him off for his failure. The other crewmates looked furious at them and ashamed for them.//
Captain Haggis, threateningly: Got any idea on how we'll get back the other piece of the map, lad?
???: No captain..
//In response, Haggis punched him in the face. They fell to the floor next to the other crewmate. He held his cheek as he looked up at Haggis.//
Captain Haggis: Anyone else have an idea on how we'll get back that map??
//There was complete silence. Nobody knew how either. Until, one of the beaten up crewmates spoke up.//
Billy, groaning in pain on the floor: it's not like.. we can just.. *coughs* follow em' there..
//Haggis raised an eyebrow. Then got an idea after the salamander said that. The captain grinned with an open opportunity at sight.//
Captain Haggis: Yes.. Yes, that's what we'll do!
//Haggis turns to the rest of his other crew.//
Captain Haggis: We'll stay close behind em' but too close for them to notice! Then when we arrive, we kill every last one of them and take the treasure!
//The crew cheered with agreement to the plan.//
Captain Haggis: So let's set sail and prepare to chop off some heads!
//The crewmates cheered in agreement one last time before going to their different posts. A few untied the sails while others prepared weapons like flintlock pistols and swords for use. This time, they were going to make sure their opposing crew wasn't going to get away. Haggis turned to the two crewmates still on the floor.//
Captain Haggis: You two better not screw up this time.. Because I'll have yer heads mounted on pikes if ye fool around again.. Am I clear, Flint?
Flint: Yes captain, I won't let you down again..
To be continued...
((Captain Haggis, Sao, and Erik belong to @chaossmith2
Captain Bonnet, Leonid, Islay, Fleance, Archie, Baozhai, and Octavia belong to me
Also brief mention of Davy Jones! *Wink* @aalbliii *wink* 😉))
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Father’s Day
Hefting a large boulder in her arms, the miniscule Gallade let out a slight grunt as she eyed a nearby tree. Measuring it out in her head before giving out a satisfied grunt and plopping it at the base of the tree’s trunks. Sticking her head back up, Yemir eyed her surroundings for more as she scampered about, gathering a few more rocks. Pausing, Yemir glanced at Baozhai. Who seemed to be busy minding her own business. Meditating in silence with her blade floating in front of her. Content the mummy wouldn’t eavesdrop on her, Yemir began to carve into the stone with one of her claws using unusually delicate precision.
“Hey, lardass. It’s been a while, huh? How’ve ye been doin’? Good, I hope. Finally get all that alone time to yourself with nobody to bug ya! Not fair, by the way. Ya still owed me a fight! Afraid yer girl was gonna catch up to ya, huh? Can’t say I blame ya. Keep getting stronger every day and then you probably wouldn’t put up much of a fight. Boring, if ya ask me”, Yemir chuckled, continuing to carve into the rock. So deep into her own thoughts, she failed to notice Baozhai had an eye half open. Staring at the Gallade intently.
“So, uh, yeah, I’ve been doing fine myself... I guess. Going on a roadtrip with Granny Bao. She wants to show off her kingdom or some shit. Probably nothing but dusty ruins and mummies”, Yemir chuckled, trying to make light of the situation. Her cheery demeanor didn’t last long, her smile turning into a frown.
“I’ve been wearing your clothing. Ain’t got nothing else to remember ya by. Especially since Whisper burned yer Reaper Cloth... I know. After everything we did and she’s still insane. What did we do wrong?... What did I do wrong? Why did she have to go and be... I don’t know. Her, I guess? I’m pissed at her, but, I guess I’d be one to talk. Ended up getting pissed, nuked most of the forest, including the house we built together and yer grave because I’m such a fool”, Yemir grumbled, her head dropped low as all she could do was stare at the dirt, not even looking straight at the rock she was carving into anymore. The image of a battle scarred and grumpy Dusknoir ingrained into the rock. It looked quite detailed, realistic, even.
“Even Eudai turned out to be no better than the either of us. I thought I knew him, but... I ain’t ever felt something so cold in all my life. I thought he’d be the family’s future. But now? I just...”, Yemir cut herself off, gripping her head with both hands. Eyes widened while her ears lowered, fingers digging into her large mane of hair. Tears welled up in the Gallade’s eyes, her body trembling, if only for a moment as she took in a deep breath. Her tears, her shaking, all ceased in one second. Composing herself, Yemir stared back at the carved stone with a weary smile on her face.
“I’d ask ya what I should do next. But you’d probably yell at me fer bein’ so lazy and figure things out for myself. So I’m gonna try to not be such a knucklehead, see where that takes me...” Yemir trailed off from there as she slowly approached the stone before wrapping her arms around it in an embracing hug. “Yer the best dad I could have ever asked for. Thank you... for everything.” After a few seconds. Yemir let go. A more content smile on her face as she stood up. Baozhai herself watched the entire thing. Right before Yemir turned around to face her. One could swear that ancient mummy with a heart of ice had a tear dripping down her eye as well.
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[[Part 6 of ???]]
Conversation in the cave
//The group came across two paths. One led into a dark, creepy cave with monsterous sounds echoing. While the other led to a sunny, field of flowers. Baozhai walks towards the entrance of the cave.//
Islay: Baozhai, why are you going that way?
Baozhai: This was is a short cut, we'll get there waaaaay faster if we go through here!
Billy: um, you sure about this..?
Baozhai: of course I am! If we took the other path, we'd get there slower duh! Sure it looks more safe but it ain't worth it! *Walks into the cave*
Billy, looks over to Islay: she's not serious is she..?
Islay: She knows where the treasure is so we gotta follow her. *follows Baozhai into the cave*
//Billy and Flint looked at each other, exchanging worried looks. They has a feeling this wasn't going to end well. Regardless, they followed them in. Islay pulled out a match a lit it. She saw a few large sticks on the ground and picked them up. She lit them and handed them out for each person.//
Islay: Be careful where you step. You might end up trigging a trap or fall through something.
//The group walked together through the cave. They made sure to stick close together. No one could risk getting lost in here.
Baozhai stayed close to Flint. A bit giddy she was close to her love interest.//
Baozhai: sooo, Flinty, you got some special in your life?? You know, like a boyfriend or girlfriend??
Flint: No.
Baozhai: Oh, that's great! Wait, I mean- oh nooooooo...
Flint, rolls his eyes: why do you care?
Baozhai: oh no reason, just trying to get to know each other.
Flint: why you you want to get to know me?
Baozhai: Because IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII... Think I'd be good to pass the time!
Flint: Okay..
Baozhai: So tell me, what type of things are you into?
Flint: um-
Baozhai, cutting him off: You like thrilling adventures? Swords? Rum? Treasure? Glory???
Flint: yeah, I like all those things-
Baozhai, cutting him off again: -killing rich people? Blowing up banks they own?? TORTURING THEM IN FRONT OF THEIR SPOUSES???
Flint: ಠ_ಠ
Flint: no...
Baozhai, nervously laughs: haha, I took it too far didn't I..?
Flint: Yeah, you did.
Baozhai: Sorry, it's just, I really don't like the nobility or monarchy. I get a "little" carried away when thinking about them.
Flint: They're not too pleasant.
Baozhai: haha, yeah, definitely! The total WORST! The only good thing about them is their riches and valuables. Makes me so happy seeing them miserable when I steal their things!
Flint, uncomfortable: uh huh..
Baozhai: but enough about my hatred of the one percent, tell me about yourself.
Flint: Well, I'm a bit new to this whole pirating thing.
Baozhai: oh really?? No way, me too! Please tell me more.. 💕
Flint: I and my friend Bones were kidnapped by Haggis. We were forced to join his crew and became his cabin boys. Captain works us till we drop. I think the only thing I enjoyed about being apart of his crew is the access to treasure and rum.
Baozhai: Wow, I'm sorry that happened to you.. I mean at least it's not all bad for you. Treasure and rum is great!
Flint: Well, I only get a small cut of the treasure. Haggis says I haven't proven myself to get more of it.
Baozhai: What an asshole! He shouldn't do that. You should take all the treasure because.. because.. you're a amazing! And do as much work as everyone in your crew! Dang it I should've said that first...
Flint, sighs: He won't listen to me but I have to deal with that. Everyday.
Baozhai: you've never thought about escaping..?
Flint: Nah, I'm pretty sure the captain would just track me down and beat me to a pulp.
Baozhai: Well, if he ever does, I'll teach him a lesson or two with my dagger!
Flint: heh, you can try but you're the size of a mouse in comparison to him.
Baozhai: oh please I still can take him on! You know what they say, size doesn't matter.
Flint: I don't think that applies to that situation.
Baozhai: it can work in any situation. If a mouse can scare an elephant than so can I! He won't even see it coming! I'll be all like "what's up Haggis I'm gonna kick your butt!" And then he'll be all like "please don't hurt me! I'll do anything!" And then I'll say "oh I'll let you walk free IF you stop treating Flint awful!"
//Flint chuckled softly finding her tangent very amusing.//
Flint: You're a brave little thing aren't you? Not even afraid of what'll happen to you?
Baozhai: Nope! He may have messed up my nose but he's gonna regret that! I'm about to unleash a world of pain on him!
Flint: I wouldn't do that if I were you. You'll get really hurt, Haggis is more capable of causing damage to more than just your face.
Baozhai: It's fine, I'll be fine! You don't need to worry for me. Aw you're such a cutie for caring 💕
Flint: I'm just making sure you won't do anything you'll regret..
Baozhai: I swear I won't regret it. Besides someone needs to stand up to that jerk.
Flint: I've already tried that. It ain't as easy as it looks.
Baozhai, sympathetically: Hey, I won't do it if you're that concerned. Besides we can always talk how horrible he is behind his back. If that makes you feel any better.
Flint: I'm not sure if I should.
Baozhai: No, no, no. You sir need to get out all that pent up rage you have with your boss! Here I'll say something awful about bonnet and then you say something awful about Haggis!
Flint: I-
Baozhai, cutting him off: Okay it's agreed! Now where should I start... *Snaps fingers* Oh yeah. Bonnet is a weak man that's too much of an idiot to be captain! Whew, been meaning to get that one outta me... Now you try :)
Flint: Um. Let's see, Haggis is a jerk.
Baozhai, groans: Come on, I know you can do better than that!
Flint: That's all I have.
Baozhai: Seriously? Coming from the man who gets treated awfully by him everyday of his life? I know there's something you want to say, you just won't let it out.
Flint:
Flint: He's an asshole that I want to throw overboard...
Baozhai: What was that? I couldn't hear you.
Flint: I said he's an asshole that I want to throw overboard.
Baozhai: What??? I still can't hear you! Why are you talking so low? Afraid that he'll hear you??
Flint, getting pissed off at this point: FOR FUCK SAKE I SAID THAT HE'S A FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT I WANT TO THROW OVERBOARD! THERE! DID YOU HEAR THAT??
Baozhai: Yes. Now, did that make you feel better? Getting all that anger out..?
Flint:
Flint: it kinda did...
Baozhai: You don't have to feel ashamed. It's a good thing to get it all out! Bubbling up anger isn't healthy.. ain't that right Islay?
Islay: Go fuck yourself.
Baozhai: Seeee?
Flint: ... You're a strange person you know that.
Baozhai: I'm strange in the way I try to help people :)
Flint: heh, I guess so.. hey, I haven't asked you, how did you join pirating?
Baozhai: Huh? Oh, I joined after leaving my home for becoming a wanted fugitive. I thought to myself that joining a pirate crew was the best thing. I mean I was already a criminal so why not embrace it? Haha!
Flint: How did you become a fugitive?
//Baozhai got flashbacks of a burning house, hearing sirens, and the screams of bloody murder. She couldn't make out the images because they were so blurry. Baozhai couldn't help but smile at the flashbacks. She found it almost nostalgic. It was a moment in her life that caused a massive change. In her path and in her mind. Flint noticed this her expression. He felt a bit alarmed seeing her smile so randomly. All he did was ask a question.//
Baozhai: Well, let's just say, I shouldn't have my back turned near high places. 🙂
Flint, creeped out: Okay..
Baozhai: Sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable. I'm a little cuckoo in the head but don't worry, I won't hurt you, promise.
Flint, scoots a little bit away from Baozhai: Sure, I can trust you on that.
Baozhai: You definitely can! I'll have your back if anyone tries to mess with you!
Flint: Nice to know I have a possible crazy woman to protect me.
Baozhai: I know right?? Isn't that such a good deal? No one will try to mess with you then!
Flint: I can't guarantee that but you can try to.
Baozhai: haha, I love you..
Flint: what-
Baozhai: I said I shove you.. In a playful way! See? *Playfully shoves Flint*
//Flint bumps into a wall. A button was trigged causing multiple torches to light up. It revealed a mural before them. Islay took a closer look at the murals. They showed depections of outsiders with armies attacking and killing the villagers.//
Islay: Looks like the paititi people didn't just disappear.
Baozhai: so you're saying they were attacked?
Islay: Pillaged seems more like it. Just like how most civilizations of today were born.
Bones: You think there's any treasure left?
Islay: By the looks of it, looks like they managed to hide most of it to where we're heading. It's a good thing too or our adventure here would've been a waste of time.
Flint: We should keep moving. I think I see the exit up ahead.
Baozhai: Lead the way Flinty!
Flint: don't call me Flinty.
Baozhai: oh okay. Flinty..
//The squad walked together, exiting the cave.//
Flint: Huh, to be honest I kinda expected to get attacked by a monster or something.
Baozhai: I know right? I really wanted to beat up a big scary monster..! *Pouts*
Flint: Maybe next time Baozhai.
Baozhai: I mean dang I choose that one on purpose to fight something but guess I choose wrong.
Flint: Yeah well- wait you CHOOSE THAT ONE ON PURPOSE?? I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A SHORTCUT?!?
Baozhai: Something you should know about me is that I'm a liar.
Flint, pins her up against a tree: YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN US KILLED!
Baozhai: HEY HEY! I mean at least we didn't die right???
Bones: she does have a point.
Flint, slowly unpins himself: I've got my eye on you from now on..
Baozhai: okay, okay, you don't have to worry from now on... But having your eye on me won't be so bad..~
Flint, rolls his eyes: whatever..
Bones: if that one was safe then wouldn't the other one be..?
Islay: Dangerous? Possible but I don't wanna find out. *Puts out her torch*
Bones, shrugs: I guess you're right. No point in doing so now. *Puts out his own torch*
Baozhai: Alright then ladies, enough chit chat. Treasure awaits us!
//Baozhai ran forward through some bushes. The others quickly tailed behind her, not wanting to lose the only person who knows where the treasure is. As soon as they ran away, from the different path emerged Sao, Haggis, and Erik. They looked pretty distressed after having witnessing something terrible.//
Sao: Why would you think that was a good way to go??
Erik: I DON'T KNOW! It looked safer???!
Sao, grabs him by his collar: We almost got killed! Those creatures were going to mual us to death!!
Erik: Oh please next time you chose where we go! Let's see how well that works out for you!
//Suddenly a dagger was thrown in between the two. It caused them to separate. Haggis had another dagger in hand, in case one wasn't enough to quick the twos fighting.//
Captain Haggis: Would you two shut up!? We don't have time to argue! We have to keep moving..
Erik & Sao: Yes captain!
Captain Haggis, pulls out the map from an inner pocket of his coat: we move north. Don't make yourselves noticable.. I have feeling one of Bonnet's leeches are around here.. closer than we know it.
Erik: you think that echo that called you an asshole and wanted to throw you overboard was one of them?
Captain Haggis, punches him in the face: DON'T SAY THAT AGAIN!
Erik, falls over: I'm sorry captain! I was just.. retelling what they said..!
Captain Haggis: Doesn't matter, you don't disrespect me regardless.. Let's go. *Walks forward*
Sao: get up off the ground you Sissy.
Erik: I can't.. I'm.. too weak to go on... Carry me?
Sao: no.
Erik: okay fine.. at least kiss it to make it all better??
Sao: I'm gonna kick you where the sun don't shine if you don't get up.
Erik, quickly getting up: ALRIGHT THEN! Let's not leave the captain behind now..
//Sao rolls her eyes at him and shaked her head. The two quickly followed behind their captain.//
Erik: you sure know how to swing a right hook captain..
Captain Haggis: I know. Not even Bonnet, who's twice my size couldn't even beat me. If I see him again, I'll make sure he won't even get out alive.
To be continued..
((Islay and Baozhai belong to me
Haggis, Sao, and Erik belong to @chaossmith2))
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gregnas-the-grouch · 3 years
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Keller @ Baozhai: “Hey there big lady, how you doing? Hey, wait, have I seen you around? I feel like I’ve seen you, cuz, I mean, you’re pretty unforgettable, y’know? Hey, uh, anyways, what’s your plan with shortstack over there? Doing some Rocky-montage-type training?”
Baozhai eyed the Hypno with a raised brow, a small smirk slowly creeping up her face. “Well, I may not have met you personally, per say. But I do believe I’ve met one of your associates. Scrafty. Female. Takes her job seriously, but has a bigger heart than she gives off? But I suppose you’re not wrong, I am rather unforgettable,” Baozhai stated with a flip of her long hair.
She paused, making note of the man’s curiosity towards Yemir. “That shortstack isn’t really a shortstack at all. You may find this hard to believe, but that munchkin used to be so tall, we’d barely reach her knee. However, given... unforeseen circumstances, she is now reduced in size. I can’t have that. Yemir may be an idiot, but she’s an absurdly strong idiot and I’d prefer her running at her full size if I am to accompany her. It seems like getting into fights and angering her accelerates her growing process. So I’ll simply need to piss her off or find something she can fight... Honestly, given what’s happened. I’d prefer the latter.”
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